If Anime Hot Takes were illegal

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  • čas přidán 23. 07. 2022
  • I would be locked up forever to be honest 😂
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  • @Cilvanis
    @Cilvanis  Před rokem +11646

    I hope yall like this because I'm strongly considering doing more parts to this lol

  • @gakki__gx7201
    @gakki__gx7201 Před rokem +5328

    I love how as soon as he mentioned One Piece they were already on guard

    • @aprentice.masters
      @aprentice.masters Před rokem +411

      Typical of one piece fans really.
      That's how they actually are.

    • @kylecyrus9457
      @kylecyrus9457 Před rokem +238

      @@aprentice.masters Yep, is how all anime fans are when their show is brought up.

    • @_Ciosu..
      @_Ciosu.. Před rokem +26

      Me too bruhh, I just want to know !! LMAO 😂

    • @quartercheese6571
      @quartercheese6571 Před rokem +167

      @@kylecyrus9457 that’s true but one piece fans take it to a whole other level lmfao

    • @roxas4587
      @roxas4587 Před rokem +66

      @@quartercheese6571 well it's not peak fiction but it do be peak shounen stuff. anyone who actually watches it agrees.

  • @Khyon521
    @Khyon521 Před rokem +6285

    “Boruto is a better Character than Naruto”
    MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON- Matter of fact, *Send this man to Arkham RIGHT NOW*

    • @sarahtelles1957
      @sarahtelles1957 Před rokem +299

      I mean he's smarter than Naruto at that age and I don't mind the anime but Naruto is still better as a character especially as he worked for years to finally have that village respect him

    • @pesciisthebestcharacter5100
      @pesciisthebestcharacter5100 Před rokem +80

      Arrest me too then because I agree with him.

    • @blckroyal6219
      @blckroyal6219 Před rokem +10

      🤣🤣

    • @nyellrichards1393
      @nyellrichards1393 Před rokem +156

      On God bro, that's some blasphemous shit right there

    • @Jetblast01
      @Jetblast01 Před rokem +27

      Here's a hot take, Kinnikuman and Ultimate Muscle are better series than Naruto and Boruto. Kinnikuman has a national day, Naruto does not. BAM! Nothin but facts!

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman Před rokem +204

    Inmate: "You better not drop the soap"
    Jobless reincarnation fan: I'm the booty bandit.

  • @dillondrago1613
    @dillondrago1613 Před 8 měsíci +387

    I was honestly waiting for “griffith did nothing wrong”💀🤣

    • @sebastianbergqvisttapper2601
      @sebastianbergqvisttapper2601 Před 5 měsíci +8

      Hawing only watched the anime, by griffith doing wrong i am asuming it refers to the demonic ritual at the end of the prologe. I can actualy imagaine a senario where this is valid altough some conjectures would hawe to be true.
      To me Grifiths main driving forces was pursuing his dream and honoring the sacrefices his followers made pursuing his dream by pursuing his dream/ not letting their sacrefice be in vain.
      In the scene before the demon ritual it semed as if fate was seting up the circumstances where the demon ritual would happen and only gave Grifith the knowledge of what was to happen when it was to late for Grifith to stop it, hence his aperent regret/fear as his followers are aproaching him to what would be the site of the ritual.
      At this point Grifith has a choice, play along whit the ritual and gain the power to achive his dream or not, If at this point Grifith wholy belives/knows that his followers are domed regardless of what he does then it becomes a choice of wether to honor his followers sacrefice or not.
      Thus Grifith is honoring the sacrefices of his followers by taking part in the ritual, taking upon himself the trauma that is breaking and defiling them in order to honor them.

    • @RushWheeler
      @RushWheeler Před 4 měsíci +17

      Nah because that take's already illegal

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 Před 3 měsíci +6

      he didn't tho. That's not an anime hot take. But it's the kind of thing that would get you executed.

    • @dillondrago1613
      @dillondrago1613 Před 3 měsíci +13

      @@zakiahmed6655 that’s definitely a hot take bro what are you on?💀

    • @adon732alex
      @adon732alex Před 3 měsíci +11

      ​@sebastianbergqvisttapper2601 I have no idea what shit you're smoking but that's a horrible and inaccurate description of The Eclipse and the horrors that took place. There was no need for him to rape Casca.

  • @vrealphoenixv606
    @vrealphoenixv606 Před rokem +14016

    This is a great representation of the anime community, you can’t disagree with anyone, you can’t agree with anyone, you can’t have your own opinion and you can’t stay neutral.

  • @darryljack6612
    @darryljack6612 Před rokem +7756

    Lets be real, every anime fan ever would be in here.

    • @cocooavu2907
      @cocooavu2907 Před rokem +204

      honestly yeah

    • @tonyonit
      @tonyonit Před rokem +30

      not me

    • @darryljack6612
      @darryljack6612 Před rokem +315

      @@tonyonit sir i believe you dropped this 🧢

    • @5amura115
      @5amura115 Před rokem +154

      @@tonyonit 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 Před rokem +114

      Pretty much. Everyone's got trash takes that'll get them mobbed

  • @bryants1863
    @bryants1863 Před 6 měsíci +638

    I died at the end when you heard the voice say, "Your booty is mine". My wife had walked by, heard it, and then spat her drink out.

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Oh I was excited and was thinking this might go somewhere else (preferably the bedroom)

    • @mr.regular589
      @mr.regular589 Před 2 měsíci

      @@zakiahmed6655🤨

    • @averagegenzguy2751
      @averagegenzguy2751 Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@zakiahmed6655you just don't say that

    • @proboanimations3767
      @proboanimations3767 Před měsícem +4

      @@zakiahmed6655 keep that thought in your mind homie 💀

  • @e.r.c.3717
    @e.r.c.3717 Před 9 měsíci +375

    The moment he said One Piece, I knew it that he fucked up big time.

  • @Nitrogen_-gr3ps
    @Nitrogen_-gr3ps Před rokem +4580

    "Brain's smooth as a baby's ass" That line had me 💀🤣

  • @alpha_tee20
    @alpha_tee20 Před rokem +3011

    “They call me shanks, and that’s not even a one piece reference, I just make shanks for every body”😂😂this shit had me dying

  • @vyomcodm2052
    @vyomcodm2052 Před 6 měsíci +1136

    "You can't be atheist when Oda the God is right there" 💀
    Someone get that old man out of the cell for speaking too much facts

    • @EggyB
      @EggyB Před 4 měsíci +13

      Fr

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 Před 3 měsíci

      Those fax will send him straight to hell where he belongs.

    • @Capt_Sunny
      @Capt_Sunny Před 3 měsíci +6

      Oh praise Oda 🙏

    • @dragonbombtv8369
      @dragonbombtv8369 Před 3 měsíci +1

      On god

    • @MashuSlyferiux
      @MashuSlyferiux Před 3 měsíci +3

      I was just about to say "Believe it or not there are people who say it unironically"... then I've read the other half..

  • @StarDragonJP
    @StarDragonJP Před 9 měsíci +142

    "One Piece isn't a 10/10"
    Tonight is your last night on earth, and that ain't an isekai joke.

    • @leshou907
      @leshou907 Před měsícem

      Shut up and take a shower

  • @oneusyandere5005
    @oneusyandere5005 Před rokem +2138

    That prisoner who said Near is smarter then L deserves to be locked up.😂

    • @VampireA1056
      @VampireA1056 Před rokem +32

      He is kinda right though.

    • @adrielcruz2736
      @adrielcruz2736 Před rokem +196

      @@VampireA1056 is he? Near at most is at the same level of L and he only was able to beat Light because Light basically wasn’t trying, he didn’t take take near as seriously as he did L for the most part and Near would’ve lost if Mello didn’t give him the time needed to succeed in his plan.

    • @mohammedsuliman8072
      @mohammedsuliman8072 Před rokem +138

      @@VampireA1056 in the manga near flat out says that he and mellow are not as smart as L nor Light and that the reasons he caught light were (himself+mellow),luck, Teru Mikamis mistake
      Tho near is actually pretty smart but sadly the anime due to 49 chapters not fitting in (11.5ep) cut out his 2 biggest deductions and how were they done but (L is the smartest character in the series and that is actually confirmed by the author)

    • @daborshy4089
      @daborshy4089 Před rokem +16

      @@mohammedsuliman8072 The data book explicitly says that Near has more intelligence than L. L is a better overall detective but Near has the biggest brain.

    • @soarinitiativeandmore763
      @soarinitiativeandmore763 Před rokem +1

      fax

  • @SCHDH77
    @SCHDH77 Před rokem +2027

    Best part of being in any anime community is expressing your honest opinions and then seeing the overreactions.

    • @cmbaz1140
      @cmbaz1140 Před rokem +105

      Some people just want to see the world burn...

    • @sprawlz6466
      @sprawlz6466 Před rokem +86

      I've been called dumb so many times for simply explaining why I don't like something. It's hilarious

    • @anonymouslyforgotten3840
      @anonymouslyforgotten3840 Před rokem +77

      Man, I can’t even count the number times I made the mistake of walking into a _“Who would win in a fight?”_ Comment thread. That shit is just pure illogical chaos.

    • @sagemaster1357
      @sagemaster1357 Před rokem +25

      @@anonymouslyforgotten3840 its all X character can solo x character.

    • @Ann-mj4xn
      @Ann-mj4xn Před rokem +11

      @@anonymouslyforgotten3840 yeah and btw goku beats saitama easily

  • @Vivid_Sky23
    @Vivid_Sky23 Před rokem +124

    In defense, if that old man was young (5 to 20) at the time, Astro Boy would've probably still been seen as a cartoon since the American public didn't really know the difference then.

    • @adon732alex
      @adon732alex Před 4 měsíci +33

      That's why he didn't go to anime prison for it

    • @DustunColeman
      @DustunColeman Před měsícem

      Astro boy was sad as fuck

    • @lov1na716
      @lov1na716 Před měsícem +4

      Aren't animes technically cartoons though? Anime is Japanese animation. Every animated show is considered a cartoon so what makes anime not a cartoon? and don't even say "Calling it a cartoon is calling it a kid's show and there are a lot of animes that aren't for kids" Something being a cartoon doesn't instantly mean it's for kids. look at Family Guy, South Park, Rick and Morty, and Big Mouth. They're all cartoons but they're definitely not for kids

    • @Vivid_Sky23
      @Vivid_Sky23 Před měsícem +2

      @lov1na716 I'm not gonna jump into that argument let's just say that comes down to the West's misunderstanding of the anime. And presenting a new definition compared to the original.
      In Japan, all animated shows are known as anime. The Western world made a new definition based on our egocentric views
      Which is correct. I don't know and honestly don't care, whether it's considered an "anime" a good show is a good show

    • @voidboi2831
      @voidboi2831 Před měsícem +1

      ⁠@@lov1na716man none of the terms defining anime make any damn sense to me, i mean even the word anime essentially just means cartoon in japanese

  • @itsfreddyboy
    @itsfreddyboy Před 5 měsíci +35

    "Boy your booty is mine!!" 😂😂 i was laughing so hard at this!!

  • @v3rmilli0nair3
    @v3rmilli0nair3 Před rokem +1832

    4:01 "HOW YOU AN ATHIEST WHEN ODA THE GOD IS RIGHT THERE?!?!?
    That line almost killed me omg 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @jammon_point8418
    @jammon_point8418 Před rokem +3688

    "They call me Shanks, and that ain't a one piece reference"🤣🤣

  • @777redhood
    @777redhood Před 4 měsíci +12

    I like how as soon as he says One piece everyone is on guard

  • @mix-jk3ys
    @mix-jk3ys Před měsícem +6

    If this happened to me i will pull the " luffy would be disappointed with you" and hope they don't stab me in my bed

  • @Pekara121
    @Pekara121 Před rokem +1370

    I love how the hot take for Baki is that it has a well written story 😂 never change Baki, never change

    • @Tayshia2002
      @Tayshia2002 Před rokem +22

      Fax’s!!!!! Baki is my top 2 anime right behind Jojo

    • @segalman
      @segalman Před rokem +27

      @@Tayshia2002 except the fans watch the show for the side characters, the mc is unbearably hateable ngl

    • @victorjr9369
      @victorjr9369 Před rokem

      80 percent of Baki is just filler, the actual "plot" is when Yujiro is raping people

    • @TheS1lentX
      @TheS1lentX Před rokem +55

      @@segalman really? I don't follow the fanbase that much but I very much enjoyed the mc

    • @kso6036
      @kso6036 Před rokem +2

      @@segalman doppo orochi best boy

  • @victorjr9369
    @victorjr9369 Před rokem +661

    "We just talking about anime. It's not a big deal"
    Narrator: *But it was, in fact, a big deal*

    • @zayed8703
      @zayed8703 Před rokem +6

      why do i imagine the narrator having the voice of the narrator from the Stanley parable

    • @SajSen02
      @SajSen02 Před rokem +9

      @@zayed8703 i imagine the narrator having the voice of the narrator from the hunterxhunter

    • @thebrawlguy1603
      @thebrawlguy1603 Před rokem +5

      @@SajSen02 I imagine the narrator from Love is War

  • @juulbob
    @juulbob Před 5 měsíci +220

    When I told my friends that I didn’t like aot and thought it was boring, they had basically the same reaction as when they heard that one piece remark lmao
    Edit: After being bribed by my friends, I have watched it start to finish, opinion is it’s good, but nowhere near as good as people say, like it’s fine but that’s where my opinion ends.

    • @nightmarestar9192
      @nightmarestar9192 Před 4 měsíci +22

      I would too JAIL

    • @hassanrao470
      @hassanrao470 Před 4 měsíci +15

      honestly just kind of sad when I see this take bcz I've seen it a fair bit. Like I just mean aot is such a wild ride and I wish you could experience it the same way I and many others did

    • @gloriousmike7241
      @gloriousmike7241 Před 3 měsíci +4

      as they should

    • @azarmajed4810
      @azarmajed4810 Před 3 měsíci +4

      I watched AoT from start to finish and I agree. It's not a bad anime, but it's definitely not one of my favorite.

    • @Cookiee941
      @Cookiee941 Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​​@@azarmajed4810" not a bad anime" shut up bro

  • @truejaystone3425
    @truejaystone3425 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Dang. I didn’t expect it to be an actual fact in the end.

  • @rehmanmir7865
    @rehmanmir7865 Před rokem +1508

    “How you an atheist when Oda the God right there?!” I’m dying man

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Před rokem +26

      This is his Come to Oda moment.

  • @m.wilkinson9559
    @m.wilkinson9559 Před rokem +1528

    "you gotta compete with lord of the rings, the bible..." that shit had me laughing!😂

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 Před rokem +156

      Shit, the Bible is #1. It had more remakes than current video games.

    • @kchikwete
      @kchikwete Před rokem +167

      Bible isnt peak fiction, the Moses and Jesus arcs carry it.

    • @AzeKannagi
      @AzeKannagi Před rokem +83

      @@kchikwete You ain’t see all that action in the final book. Absolute peak 👌🏽

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 Před rokem +41

      @@kchikwete yeah what Tray said, it gets good. Trust me bro.

    • @crocoboi7936
      @crocoboi7936 Před rokem +7

      @@AzeKannagi the first arcs are mid

  • @Hachi0926
    @Hachi0926 Před rokem +67

    I can feel old man's emotion in this line man holy 3:37 😂

  • @indrasyafei2304
    @indrasyafei2304 Před 6 měsíci +19

    "You better not drop the soap"
    Bruuhh... Chilll...

  • @KingONFFE
    @KingONFFE Před rokem +2686

    I’m not even a One Piece fan and I felt the rage of thousands all at once with that take.💀

    • @1845net
      @1845net Před rokem +62

      How can you think it's peak fiction if you're not a fan?

    • @KingONFFE
      @KingONFFE Před rokem +159

      @@1845net I never said that, reread what I said.

    • @1845net
      @1845net Před rokem +54

      @@KingONFFE oooh, I get what you meant now. harder to interpret meaning through text

    • @zhorothehephaestus
      @zhorothehephaestus Před rokem +13

      From both of the text below you can actually see the meaning of the video

    • @vaskehd6906
      @vaskehd6906 Před rokem +61

      @@1845net i knew it was peak fiction without even watching it just listening to my friend talking about it and when i watched it i was blown away one piece is just built different no anime or manga can even come close bro

  • @jackweiss652
    @jackweiss652 Před rokem +3047

    Part of me was kind hoping he was gonna say the “Netflix adaptations aren’t that bad!” Now THAT is something I think would rile everybody up lmao

  • @jamesolson4975
    @jamesolson4975 Před 3 měsíci +5

    "Your brain is smooth. Smoother than a baby's ass." Cilvanis😭

  • @kage6613
    @kage6613 Před rokem +3

    The old man having hype man in his rant talkin bout "plot twist!" "Bars!!" 🤣

  • @andressalazar1575
    @andressalazar1575 Před rokem +1982

    Just imagine this like an actual jail where we have gangs like the Dub Watchers, the Dragon-Ball-Z-Onlys, Manga-Is-Better Readers, The Spanish Dub Chicos, The Isekai Kids, The Naruto Supremacists, or the JoJo Referencers in the psych ward because they see references in everything

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 Před rokem +2221

    "Near is smarter than L" activated my fight or flight response and my hand clenched into a first.

    • @anvitamohan7939
      @anvitamohan7939 Před rokem +2

      I said 'fuck you!!' out loud

    • @GenifaFFX
      @GenifaFFX Před rokem +163

      Okay but the Near hate is ridiculous though. I get so much crap for saying “Near is my second favorite character”
      “WAAAAAHHH L IS BETTER.”
      “…yes, that’s why Near is my… *second* favorite.”

    • @konaaukai5541
      @konaaukai5541 Před rokem +45

      ​@@GenifaFFX, I can agree with that. While I don't particularly care for Near (I find him too detached to be believable) I don't hate him. He's still interesting enough for me to make me want to watch him work. Saying he is smarter than L triggers me because he simply isn't, but that doesn't mean he's a bad character, nor does it mean he deserves the hate he gets from a lot of the fanbase. It means he is simply different. That is all.

    • @samuellanghus1455
      @samuellanghus1455 Před rokem +4

      @@GenifaFFX Now, see, I don’t understand that perspective.
      Obviously, you like L’s characteristics. Fair.
      I don’t see how Near is different. Near seems to me to behave very similarly and think very similarly to L. So I find it difficult to separate the characters, _especially_ since they both have the same ultimate goal, and have similar methods of approach.
      I’m not saying it’s impossible, I just don’t get it. Is it the character traits shared between them, or is there something unique about Near that drew you to enjoy him more than, say, Ryuk?

    • @GenifaFFX
      @GenifaFFX Před rokem +16

      @@samuellanghus1455 Well I think a lot of people overlook how different they actually are. I love Near’s childlike look at things. He SEEMS less emotional than L, but there are times you can see he’s actually a lot less mature. I find it all intriguing.

  • @anonymus4131
    @anonymus4131 Před 9 měsíci +67

    The funny thing is, since Cilvanis calls all these Takes as illegal Hottakes, he actually showed us how good his own takes are, since he doesnt agree to any of these. My Guy is just a walking bag of facts

    • @raphaelrodgers7407
      @raphaelrodgers7407 Před 4 měsíci +9

      He just calls them hot takes, which are just unpopular opinions. Doesn't mean he disagrees with them.
      Hell, from the video, it feels like he agrees the One Piece isn’t peak fiction.

    • @patron6332
      @patron6332 Před 2 měsíci

      @@raphaelrodgers7407which is based asf. One piece pretty mid

    • @annoswet1576
      @annoswet1576 Před 27 dny

      Ehh i would be in jail too then haha

    • @lyebatenkaitosofgluttony2452
      @lyebatenkaitosofgluttony2452 Před 22 dny

      Imagine if these are all acrually his takes

  • @TheAlison1456
    @TheAlison1456 Před 2 měsíci +4

    3:18 I love how even the bleakest guy is shocked 😂😂.

  • @shikatsuwu
    @shikatsuwu Před rokem +526

    "brain smooth as a baby's ass" lmao got me choking on my water 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Raidzs_
    @Raidzs_ Před rokem +957

    You be killing it with them background voices 😂🤣😭

  • @idreadFell365
    @idreadFell365 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Mofos say the Chimera Ant arc is too long yet turn around and call One Piece PEAK.

  • @saul94923
    @saul94923 Před 10 měsíci +8

    I love that mushoku tensei guy complimented the world building

  • @Khushi_R9
    @Khushi_R9 Před rokem +3242

    *"Boruto is better than Naruto"*
    *"Near was smarter than L"*
    The amount of physical pain I felt from these statements cannot even be sufficiently expressed on this forum.

    • @hypermatt6742
      @hypermatt6742 Před rokem +190

      @@DrThanaz elaborate

    • @cheeseracs4477
      @cheeseracs4477 Před rokem +40

      but boruto is better than naurto

    • @ahmednur8263
      @ahmednur8263 Před rokem +185

      @@cheeseracs4477 😃🔫

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Před rokem +4

      Same

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Před rokem +104

      @@DrThanaz you lunatic, you need the will power of God to write that

  • @vicktaru
    @vicktaru Před 2 měsíci +3

    I was expecting that man to say Eren Yaeger was right. 🤣🤣

  • @ChandravijayAgrawal
    @ChandravijayAgrawal Před 7 měsíci +12

    He deserves to be in jail, if someone has watched all 1000 episodes of One Piece and says its not peak fiction, he can't be human at all

    • @MrSasukeSusanoo
      @MrSasukeSusanoo Před 5 měsíci +4

      Good anime perhaps, peak anime idk about that, but saying peak fiction has to be the biggest anime hot take, or even fiction hot take, in the world. Officer take this guy right here

    • @finel3141
      @finel3141 Před 4 měsíci +1

      There is other kind of fiction than Anime.
      Even if OP Impact IS phénoménal, you Can t even make it on par with something like Lord of the Rings.
      And OP has a lot of problems that will just become worse with Time.
      You Can say it s your Favorite, but there is better manga, anime ans fiction

    • @IOffendedYouDidntI
      @IOffendedYouDidntI Před 3 měsíci +1

      its not even a hot take lmao imagine watching 800 episodes just for the anime to get good

    • @thementalorder1233
      @thementalorder1233 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I've read them all. It ain't peak fiction. It's very good, yes, but it has extremely fierce competition for that to be considered peak fiction.

  • @symuelleleones
    @symuelleleones Před rokem +198

    "One piece is my favorite anime, you know they called me shanks it's not even a one piece reference I just make shanks for everybody" best lines ever 😂

    • @AWFarmer
      @AWFarmer Před rokem +11

      *Bars* 😂🤣🤣

  • @kingsim9288
    @kingsim9288 Před 10 měsíci +25

    I love all the references. Only people who watched a lot of anime will understand.😂😂😂

  • @silverthelegend1644
    @silverthelegend1644 Před 7 měsíci +34

    The only thing people would argue about Near being smarter than L is that he caught Kira but how he did it made no sense and he didn’t even do it alone 😂

  • @YonkoJ
    @YonkoJ Před rokem +825

    “ They call me shanks and that’s not even a one piece reference I just make shanks for everyone” best line I’ve heard

    • @ahmadfauzi5757
      @ahmadfauzi5757 Před rokem +5

      What it means by make shanks?

    • @aussylee2251
      @aussylee2251 Před rokem +31

      @@ahmadfauzi5757 in jail when you make a blade you call them shanks

    • @DogHog2433
      @DogHog2433 Před rokem +16

      @@ahmadfauzi5757 a word only british people say these days

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai5003 Před rokem +1148

    Expressing an opinion is truly the worst crime any anime fan can commit

  • @jimtally6006
    @jimtally6006 Před rokem +15

    When I started watching anime back when anime was taboo, nearly every anime fan I met, we could agree to disagree on certain anime shows/movies/ova but we always had good conversations. Now I refuse to talk to any anime fans now, if I do meet one or talk to one on accident I just pretend to agree with all their “facts”.

  • @JLReanimated1991
    @JLReanimated1991 Před měsícem +3

    An that’s on tha straw hats boi!!

  • @ASOtheprO
    @ASOtheprO Před rokem +379

    “All I said was One Piece…”
    (Narrator) The prison room was then filled with multiple ominous and malicious Haki directed directly at the new inmate Cilvanis
    “… is not peak fiction.”
    (Narrator) *The Haki was then released.*

  • @haflboi
    @haflboi Před rokem +300

    “That man rode the short bus to prison” hell nahhh😭😭

  • @lem5689
    @lem5689 Před měsícem

    When I heard "Brain smooth as a baby 🫏" I just lost it dying from laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HT79
    @HT79 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "You better not drop the soap" 😂

  • @Gavo172
    @Gavo172 Před rokem +1139

    I think this is my favorite skit you've done ever I was crying laughing the whole time

    • @paulomoreira5963
      @paulomoreira5963 Před rokem +10

      "you better not drop the soap" xD

    • @cocooavu2907
      @cocooavu2907 Před rokem

      lmfao

    • @endawvvknightz6526
      @endawvvknightz6526 Před rokem

      I make funny skits like Cilvanis. Check them out!

    • @raimiji6052
      @raimiji6052 Před rokem

      I agree no complaints I would love if this series continues

    • @A2Lettuce
      @A2Lettuce Před rokem

      this was fenomenal but remember his when ppl take anime too far series that had an actual plot, that shit was wild

  • @Raidzs_
    @Raidzs_ Před rokem +468

    "We do the gritty on his body"
    Bruh that shit got me stumbling 💀

    • @mitismee
      @mitismee Před rokem

      so sad ur comment only have 2 bot reply, and i'm the only real person in here lol

    • @Raidzs_
      @Raidzs_ Před rokem

      @@mitismee never realized 😅

    • @mitismee
      @mitismee Před rokem +1

      @@Raidzs_ yeah pay attention or they gonna do the gritty on yo bodeee

  • @casadevaughn7323
    @casadevaughn7323 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Tbh, it’s hard to say a show is peak fiction when you have so many good ones

  • @mythicbuilds2951
    @mythicbuilds2951 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Makes sense that all the people in the "hot take prison" are hardcore one piece fans 🤣

  • @alvinjohnson5037
    @alvinjohnson5037 Před rokem +593

    Funniest part is he never said one piece was bad or he didn't like it, but the whole prison still wants to end his life.

  • @lekszander
    @lekszander Před rokem +877

    Old man Shanks was honestly one of the best characters you've ever played

    • @bander-Coolb
      @bander-Coolb Před rokem +14

      You mean Shanks

    • @dnegel9546
      @dnegel9546 Před rokem +5

      Ruck

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 Před rokem +1

      man i gotta watch cowboy bebop. i hated it when i first watched itnas a youngin. I've definitely grown and a lot of shows i didnt used to like cause i didnt get them i friggen love now.

    • @dnegel9546
      @dnegel9546 Před rokem +3

      @@twilightsparkle75 i loved it as a kid. Surprisingly i dont really care for it as an adult. Maybe cuz ive already seen it. But it is a great anime.
      I have to say cowboy bebop is one of my top 3 animes i will watch dubbed. The english voice actors were spot on.
      The other dubbed anime i will watch are (dbz, yuyu hakosho, ruroni kenshin, hxh.) Thats it tho. 😅

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 Před rokem +1

      @@dnegel9546 you need to watch berserk then 1997. best dub ever 100%

  • @Lightninglord12
    @Lightninglord12 Před 9 měsíci +2

    He's right, for the first fifty episodes, but after that he's insane

  • @YazzyDream
    @YazzyDream Před 10 měsíci +1

    The way he started "One Piece..." I felt palpable dread. Lmao

  • @ramjo1
    @ramjo1 Před rokem +734

    We need a manga version:
    "Griffith did nothing wrong"
    "Togashi need to focus on his health instead of writing"
    "Gantz had a satisfying ending"

    • @Agentshadling
      @Agentshadling Před rokem +29

      Griffith did nothing wrong can apply to the anime too fym

    • @senseisnipi4249
      @senseisnipi4249 Před rokem +82

      "Togashi need to focus on his health instead of writing"...thats not even a hot take

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 Před rokem +25

      Aot ending was good is the biggest hot take

    • @ramjo1
      @ramjo1 Před rokem +23

      Shouldn't be, but sadly some people think togashi is just lazy and don't write HxH because he is playing dragon quest.

    • @ramjo1
      @ramjo1 Před rokem +11

      There's no AoT ending...
      We are waiting on the AoT ending and GoT season 8, I'm pretty sure is on the way right?

  • @MusicalityMusic
    @MusicalityMusic Před rokem +840

    This was perfect after all them terrible Hot Takes at Dreamcon 😂

  • @francoliles189
    @francoliles189 Před rokem +3

    "Yeah, man, we just talking about anime. It's not a big deal." He says as they all sit in prison ... for talking about anime. Lmao

  • @adon732alex
    @adon732alex Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Three shank style"

  • @ahmedwalid1520
    @ahmedwalid1520 Před rokem +818

    "We do the griddy on his body" had me wheezing.

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Před rokem +23

      Finally someone said it🤣

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 Před rokem +17

      I read this when he said it lmaooo

    • @gl1tchmania
      @gl1tchmania Před rokem +7

      wee zo ze grehdee on hiz bohdee

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels Před rokem +1

      My favourite part lol

  • @David-id6jw
    @David-id6jw Před rokem +623

    That twitch when he pronounced "Re:Zero" as "Ray:Zero". Does he deserve to be in jail? Yeah, probably.

    • @JannPoo
      @JannPoo Před rokem +64

      It took me a while to realize he meant "Re:Zero".

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 Před rokem +10

      *cue eye twitch*

    • @itsyaboyjoyride
      @itsyaboyjoyride Před rokem +1

      @@JannPoo me too

    • @Lauren_K
      @Lauren_K Před rokem +11

      @@JannPoo It's because of the Japanese pronunciation of "re"

    • @BushidoBrownSama
      @BushidoBrownSama Před rokem +1

      @@JannPoo it could be Re:Zero or Ga Rei: Zero

  • @ProphecyEU
    @ProphecyEU Před 7 měsíci +2

    2:55 Lock this guy up!~ Throw away the key!!~~ lmaoo these sketches are funny af!

  • @BlueBlazeKing
    @BlueBlazeKing Před rokem +3

    2:03 Honestly I respect this guy’s point, the arc did go on for a while and the over use of the narrator can turn people off

  • @uchihagojou8447
    @uchihagojou8447 Před rokem +735

    "You better not drop the soap." That had me dying.

  • @Raph___A
    @Raph___A Před rokem +487

    As a One Piece fan, I now fully understand why he was thrown in jail in the first place.

  • @protea6103
    @protea6103 Před měsícem +1

    1:45 He ain't wrong. That was one of the coldest take I have heard.

  • @etherum9052
    @etherum9052 Před 4 měsíci +1

    i did enjoy do more parts as soon as u feel like man

  • @bazzfromthebackground3696
    @bazzfromthebackground3696 Před rokem +531

    Should have "Hot Take Lockup" as the series name.
    Need a character who drops *THE WORST* takes, but owns it. He knows their bad, and does it to troll people.

    • @lazarus8455
      @lazarus8455 Před rokem +30

      I would rather have someone who actually believes in their own takes. Not just someone who says whatever just to make people mad.
      Like, i would think someone who thinks Boruto is better than Naruto is insane. But it would be better if he actually believes that and can talk about it and not just saying it for the sake of it

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 Před rokem +4

      @@lazarus8455 but there are just as many trolls out there as introspective types

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd Před rokem +9

      @@lazarus8455 i think re zero is better than fmab. i tried fmab and dropped it in halfway through

    • @kingty8010
      @kingty8010 Před rokem +1

      @@QWERTY-gp8fd idk what re zero is but fma was good but kinda fell off at times

    • @DEEZNUTZ-gm8sy
      @DEEZNUTZ-gm8sy Před rokem +4

      Slice of life is peak fiction

  • @letters102
    @letters102 Před rokem +177

    "Brain smooth as a baby's ass" LMFAOOO

  • @AnonymousRizz
    @AnonymousRizz Před měsícem +2

    The guy who put bible in fiction section 💀

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma Před měsícem +2

    ,,One Piece is not peak fiction"
    Me:
    ,,Bro hold me back, hold me back, im about to break in to prison just to fold this guy"
    😂😂

  • @travinator043
    @travinator043 Před rokem +878

    ''It must compete with the Bible'' bro i'm dying 😂

    • @justtimes9257
      @justtimes9257 Před rokem +22

      yeah that was foul also the bible jas been proven to be true

    • @awp690
      @awp690 Před rokem +76

      @@justtimes9257 lmao, funniest shit I've read today

    • @justtimes9257
      @justtimes9257 Před rokem +7

      @@awp690 well you can look it up for yourself

    • @justtimes9257
      @justtimes9257 Před rokem +3

      @Caleb's Unremarkable CZcams Channel thank you

    • @sandz000
      @sandz000 Před rokem +48

      @Caleb's Unremarkable CZcams Channel granted but the way i see it is that the bible is a fictional series of books based on true events. of course jesus exist and all the disciples, doesn't mean everything in else did as well.

  • @massiecure8422
    @massiecure8422 Před rokem +394

    the judge put them all there for a neverending reddit debate

    • @Judge_isreal
      @Judge_isreal Před 9 měsíci +5

      That is indeed why I put them there

  • @nicholasgilmore3680
    @nicholasgilmore3680 Před 21 dnem

    Put me behind bars too then fr 💀

  • @dolphusraymond4331
    @dolphusraymond4331 Před rokem +138

    The guy yelling “plot twist” in the back was too perfect

  • @cameronjohnson7440
    @cameronjohnson7440 Před rokem +1802

    Now now in his defense. He said it wasn't peak fiction, not that it was bad. Because if that was the case it would have to be the chair for him.

    • @berryberry8290
      @berryberry8290 Před rokem +63

      lol the electric chair?

    • @vukvidanovic8276
      @vukvidanovic8276 Před rokem +130

      @@berryberry8290 yes the electric chair.

    • @nospoilers100
      @nospoilers100 Před rokem +6

      Loool

    • @erluq9309
      @erluq9309 Před rokem +120

      To be fair, alot of One Piece fans do think it is peak fiction. Just start a poll and you’ll see all the casual anime fans rushing in to vote yes.

    • @capnsteele3365
      @capnsteele3365 Před rokem +28

      @@erluq9309 its not peak fiction, its the best fictional story ever

  • @TRUSALIYAHLOVE
    @TRUSALIYAHLOVE Před 11 dny

    lol this earned you a new sub. i cant stop laughing

  • @FireMewMew
    @FireMewMew Před měsícem +1

    As a huge fan of anime, I find this hilarious

  • @chainsaw8507
    @chainsaw8507 Před rokem +234

    I remember seeing a One Piece fan complaining about how people overexaggerate how toxic the One Piece fandom is. In that same thread they said someone was completely wrong for saying One Piece isn't the best manga.

    • @boblipsmacker
      @boblipsmacker Před rokem +9

      whats crazy about that

    • @Ryuksgelus
      @Ryuksgelus Před rokem +57

      I went to One Piece reddit to read a thread about unpopular/controversial One Piece opinions and the top rated comments were people saying how invalid the opinions are of people who complain about the story/series. So even in a thread to voice dissenting opinions you weren't allowed to have dissenting opinions.

    • @killking2414
      @killking2414 Před rokem +5

      Sorry just give me a manga thats batter and then you can say that

    • @waleedabbas4996
      @waleedabbas4996 Před rokem +25

      @@killking2414 There isn't a singular answer to this. It's incredibly hard to compare across genres.
      How is OP better than Monster/Oyasumi Punpun or even something like Yotsuba? Saying "insert" thing is singularly the best is something that fanboys do.

    • @izrael820
      @izrael820 Před rokem +21

      @@killking2414 vinland saga and berserk easily🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @sebastian1236669
    @sebastian1236669 Před rokem +235

    These were some straight up anime war crimes! Lol, I would love to see more anime prison hot takes!

    • @ara1465
      @ara1465 Před rokem +8

      the boruto one was not a war crime. It was WW2 time 10000

  • @hltome
    @hltome Před měsícem

    bro brown wig got me 😂 “phenomenal..” 😂😂

  • @sigmachad204
    @sigmachad204 Před rokem +2

    This video got me every time 😂

  • @Oussuk
    @Oussuk Před rokem +280

    "The romance in Jobless Reincarnation is phenomenal"- Yep that's definitely every Mushoku Tensei fan in a nutshell 😂

    • @simzblack1571
      @simzblack1571 Před rokem +18

      To be honest if you are going go by the manga and ln I think it’s up there. Especially the romance between Roxy and Eris I think it was pretty good.
      Edit: I don’t mean Roxy and Eris love each other but the way they displayed their affection for Rudy was pretty nice

    • @Oussuk
      @Oussuk Před rokem +3

      @@simzblack1571 I'm just going with what most people know.

    • @King-eg2zl
      @King-eg2zl Před rokem

      Let me guess pedo?

    • @jimbuh7883
      @jimbuh7883 Před rokem +37

      @@simzblack1571 "this neega is sick"

    • @simzblack1571
      @simzblack1571 Před rokem +4

      @@jimbuh7883 I said manga and light novel not anime

  • @DarkStatic715
    @DarkStatic715 Před rokem +506

    "That man rode the short bus to prison!"
    Had me dying!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @kp_waves
    @kp_waves Před 8 měsíci +1

    Better not drop the soap is wild😂😂😂

  • @nothinguntouchedpodcast
    @nothinguntouchedpodcast Před rokem +1

    that old man character is the best one

  • @illizcit1
    @illizcit1 Před rokem +456

    The dude that said Near is Smarter than L is an enemy to the human race.

    • @akumamakima2280
      @akumamakima2280 Před rokem +17

      They literally established in the anime that he wasn't.

    • @natsusatsujinki8342
      @natsusatsujinki8342 Před 11 měsíci +5

      But who caught L and who caught the L?

    • @tdemaster2533
      @tdemaster2533 Před 9 měsíci +2

      But Ohba in vol.13 Truth outright ranks Near as smarter than L his flaw compared to L is that Near is not active enough and Mello was not as smart as even Mikami but he was extremely active
      Near alone couldnt beat Kira because overall his stats are weaker than L but he was in fact smarter than L

    • @ivantheenigma577
      @ivantheenigma577 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@natsusatsujinki8342 Near only caught Light because of the setup L had provided combines with Light just not being the same after his victory of L and making mistakes he wouldn't have made if L was still around.

    • @laceres1243
      @laceres1243 Před 3 měsíci

      @@ivantheenigma577 L fanboy just accept the fact that what Near did L can't and Near have already surpassed the L by prove Light yagami was kira without much approaching him
      Just joking guys... I like my life

  • @kingbattle393
    @kingbattle393 Před rokem +95

    He united the prison by having them all disagree with him. Sounds a lot like pain.🕵🏾‍♂️🕵🏼

  • @mohamedouaden6604
    @mohamedouaden6604 Před 9 měsíci +1

    You better not drop the soap😂😂😂😂

  • @rossalbane7743
    @rossalbane7743 Před rokem +1

    “Ray zero is better than fma” Ray what? Never heard of it

  • @emhetnacinhoj2376
    @emhetnacinhoj2376 Před rokem +122

    “Talk that shit old man! Plot twist! Bars!” I’m dying dawg 😂😂😂

  • @NiohArcadia
    @NiohArcadia Před rokem +74

    "When you you say peak fiction you gotta compete with Lord of the Rings, the Bible-" lmfao!