Cyberpunk 2077: CD PROJEKT are all Liars
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- čas přidán 30. 12. 2020
- CD PROJEKT promised a lot for Cyberpunk 2077 but barely managed to deliver a competently functioning experience and no, I'm not just talking about the PS4 and Xbox One versions.
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The response to this video has been overwhelming and incredible. After spending about 100 hours putting it all together, I was worried how people would end up receiving it. I'm really glad so many of you gave it a chance and listened to what I had to say. I have seen a few questions / comments so I wanted to clear up somethings.
1. I played my game on PC at almost Max Settings (at the start I show my Steam Hours) - I bought the collectors edition for Xbox, but I didn't play it (you see me open it for the first time at the end of the video)
2. There is NOT a perk to use a body as a Human Shield while firing. Some people have mentioned the 'Transporter Perk' but the confusion there is that the perk allows you to fire while CARRYING a body over your shoulder. Not using it as a Human Shield (like in the image of the icon AND in some promotional material for the game), so that Perk does not give you the added defense benefit from the Perk I showed in the video. (Also, even if it DID, who the heck is picking up a body mid fight and just carrying it around? lol)
3. That not EVERYONE at CD Projekt are Liars. Yes this is true and I address that in the video. I would still love to talk with someone who worked on the game.
As someone who has never played the game, this gave me a clear reason to steer clear from it for the foreseeable future. However, you as a person make me want to play just to laugh along with you!
Thanks for the song!
This video and mostly the song was an absolutely wonderful start to my year. Thank you. 😝🤣😂
Really really really good review wood mate. The video is a credit to you. Good work sir.
I played it at Max settings on PC as well. It did nothing to improve the bad AI, broken systems or constant bugs. The game looked better than the console versions, but even that was a small victory compared to all the problems the game has on all versions.
Ciri: everyone had their own flying ships
Geralt: don’t be ridiculous
Wise man
Definitely
"Stop fooling around"
In 2077 everyone has Hwangbo
@@crouchjump5787 since flyng cars aren't in cyberphunk 2077, Jerald knew the future.
the fact that I played the isle of mists quest for the first time last sunday makes this comment even better :D
"immediately appear in your area like hot singles."
that cracked me up lmao
But there are no hot singles in your area
@@aravinds3846 maybe it's like in GTA 5 and it takes a while for the hot singles to arrive.
@@oedhinn23 they've got to get loaded first and when they appear they're half baked in memory lol
I subscribed because of this joke
yea me too
Gamers: DON’T PRE-ORDER GAMES!!!
Also Gamers: Pre-order every new game
I will keep pre ordering games but only from my playstation studios.
Only PlayStation or Nintendo exclusives
@@KaizerSozaye agree with the tip tier playstation exclusives
Only for nintendo first party
Me who waiting for the game to be on sale with bundle contains all DLC: No, I don't think I will.
I was just playing The Elder Scrolls Oblivion and had a quest where I had to shoot a guy with a poisoned arrow. The rub was he was Captain of the guards and almost always kept his armor on, and the poison arrow only works if he does not have his armor on. So I find him in the city and track him as he walks to work in the evening from...somewhere and oh no, he sleeps at work...in his armor. Fine. Wait a few hours. Morning comes and he saunters off to check on the rest of the his guards throughout the city. Each time he stops he has a short conversation, most of those are actually relevant to the game at large and me. Fine. Aha! He then finally heads into a local pub and...nope...still in his armor. I finally catch a break when at 2:00pm he heads to the river next to one of his guard posts...and he takes off his armor to go for a swim. Apparently this is his daily routine before heading back to another eating establishment for dinner and returning to "work" to go back to bed.
Did I mention Oblivion came out in 2006?
Dude, no kidding, this might be the best video you have ever made. The editing, the references, the final song was the best Billy Joel cover I have ever heard, the jokes, everything. Somebody please give this good man an oscar and a Grammy. Just 12/10. Bloody fantastic!!
A pulitzer
I don’t know, NakeyJakey has had this setup of video for a while and it feels copied. This is good, but I can’t help but feel it’s shot for shot/edit by edit ripped.
Im glad i just sat thru 45 mins of this video.. THIS.. THIS WAS WORTH the time i wasted playing cp77. Such a well done video. Well edited. No fillers. All that editing for each moment he talks about ALONE is a massive task.. I wondered why i hadnt seen him put out a review of thia game yet.. Amd it makes total sense now. BUT WELL WORTH THE WATCH. Thx for that. Might watch again later in life if i forget how upset i was over my ps5 playthrough
agreed!
@@lifeofbilbolee the first thing I thought too haha, its VERY nakeyjakey, but its still a good video.
Skyrim characters had routines and that was 2 generations ago
So true and I still play the game until this day. I would have rather waited 8 more years and gotten a game with good replayability imo.
And Skyrim pretty much just copy-pasted the same AI code Bethesda has been using since their older games. Fallout 3 NPCs also have routines, albeit limited, and different reactions, and that is the exact same radiant AI from Oblivion, which is a slight upgrade from Morrowing. So yeah, CP77 beaten by 18 years.
Bruh, I miss this game so much
@@ggwp638BC some characters have unique routines like the wizard of morthal who stays in during the day and comes out at night
Gothic 2 (2002) characters had routines. First entering Khorinis town was mind-blowing to me.
And to top it all off. . . you have all of these low effort gamers who defend the game saying that the game seems completely fine to them, because they aren't aware of the lies. The ones who are aware of the missing content will say that you had "too high of expectations".
The missing content is a let down (and let's not kid ourselves, some of that missing content was due to censorship).
But Cyberpunk is the only massive AAA game that it's set in the Cyberpunk world (and also one of the few non medieval-fantasy ones), also the visuals are gorgeous and the design of the cars surpassed every expectation I had.
So, yeah, I was a little disappointed but I'll take what we got. I played this over any run of the mill medieval fantasy game.
Low effort gamers??? LOL Okay, bruh.
Yeah cod players and other normies says its fine, they have no standarts. They never experienced old classics, all they care is graphics
@Andrew Pyle I'm not a zoomer but you are right that I'm desperate for science fiction games. I can't stand medieval fantasy nor games set in the past, and it seems it's all we can get these days. So I'll support any AAA non-army focused (AKA, not Halo or Gears) science fiction production as hard as I can get.
I hate when people defend this game by saying “tHe fAnS wErE iMpAtiEnT aNd wAnTeD iT oUt WiTh nO mOrE DeLaYs” as if it was the fans that set an unrealistic release date in the first place. It’s just laughable that they stated “coming when it’s ready” all those years ago lol
Thank you!! I've been telling them this for so long but they legitimately believe that crap! it's the epitome of cope for how terrible this game is.
Ciri: everyone had their own flying ships
Me: *Looks at car that just came out of nowhere and flied into the stratosphere* oh so that's what she meant
😂😂😂
*flew 🧚🏻♂️
Why did nobody consider that maybe she meant airplanes? XD
To be fair, she could be talking about the future beyond 2077. Him using that line to make a statement about flying cars was bit of a stretch IMO.
Probably an alternate reality where the game isnt garbage lmao. How embarrassing.
Finally someone's talking about the real issues...
Honestly the bugs are just blessings in disguise for CDPR
Yeah, the real problem is the actual game. Skyrim and New Vegas were very glitchy at release but the fun heavily outweighed the glitches.
@@kylevernon I didnt experience a very glitchy skyrim and I had the ps3 version a day before launch in the uk . Every game has glitches , when 50 million people play an open world rpg you are going to find something.
Acronym. Definition. CDPR. California Department of Pesticide Regulation.
exactly. this is absurd , the game is fundamentally broken, and bad Story is bad, mechanics conceptually suck. and all that fkin potential was wasted. People are just flooding everything with bugs and fooling themselves into thinking that cd projekt red didn't just steal money from millions of people. false promises, etc. its ridiculous.
@Old World Blues the whole world looks lifeless in every gameplay video, don't even want to waste my money on the thing
i hope cdpr people see this and be reminded how far they have fallen.
It still amazes me how quickly a stellar reputation can be driven down to becoming a hated reputation. CDPR went from the pariah of gaming to the bad joke of gaming in a span of a few days.
Cyberpunk should be release at 2022
@@joshuakim5240 I think you should look up the definition of the word “pariah”
@@RC.13 he probably should have used the word messiah.
@@jamesmacleod671 Messiah to pariah would have been an appropriate comparison. Well deserved too. Though anyone who wasn't fanboying the game saw this coming well before the game launched.
Fact: Red Dead Redemption 2 was actually *the* next generation of open world adventure and experience.
There videos on CZcams, Red dead redemption 2 vs cyberpunk. 😂 And, gta 5 vs cyberpunk. 😂
@@MrJamiez There even is a video of GTA San Andreas vs Cyberscam
@@heastner there are videos about saints row 2 vs cyberbug
Even videos of Gangstar Vegas(mobile game) vs Cybershit and still looses, man I'm starting to think CDPR is very very incompetent.
@@slytheravenx2716 it makes me think, what if the witcher 3 is actually not made by CDPR lol
You know he's serious when he makes a whole documentary
But it was so good.
And a song to go with it to express his feelings!
At first I thought this was a nakeyjakey video but then I realized he wasn't sitting on a yoga ball
Long but very independent look
@@zeemancan3713 looking forward for him to review this game as well!
I was astonished by how little there was to do in this “advanced open world”
I was astonished this is the same company that made the Witcher 3. This game is beyond repair fundamentally a bad game
@@malazan6004 different team. Nobody from TW3 worked on CP2077 and 90% of them aren’t even employed at CDPR anymore.
excuse me what does "astonished" mean? sorry I talk british english.
@@xers8719 Very surprised.
@@Saiaxs bruh, really?!
Wow, that explains a lot. Thanks man.
Cyberpunk 2077 is the most manipulative and illusionistic game ever
90% marketing, 10% game
You'll also never see a npc get on a elevator and will never see a npc riding a motorcyle outside of jackie and panam.
2 years story writing, 6 years advertising, and 6 months coding.
*_EigHT YeArs LatER_*
2 years of story writing is generous
I'm at the 4th year of 5 in coding school.
I could have programmed NPC driving and lifestyle better.
Bruh CDPR
@@gucciwingsbadger1862 I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt considering the photos they showed of the original script, seeing as I can't know how much of it was cut.
More like 2 months story writing, 8 years advertising, 6 hours coding.
“Anyone that puts in more than a few hours would notice...”
*Almost every reviewer of the game has left the chat*
Why do so many people assume popular reviewers/critics don't finish games before reviewing? There is literally no evidence whatsoever that even ONE critic does this, let alone all of them. But okay.
@@kartashuvit4971 firstly if they played the game the whole way through this game wouldn't have got such good initial reviews, ign gave this game a 9 on pc????? how??? beatemups also played on pc and after he mentions all the downfalls of this game how could anyone give it a 9?
@SwitchUp Look not every reviewer can be as good as Mark and Glen aight? That's why you two constantly get comments about how much better your review videos are hahah
@@footballpicks1851 I have completed, easily a 9.
@@kartashuvit4971 There may be no "evidence", but there sure are plenty of reviewers blatantly admitting they don't play through a whole game before writing their reviews. And a timeline and basic math tells you everything you need to know honestly. Reviewer who works 40 hours a week gets a review copy of a game a week before embargo is up, game is 35-40 hours long for a normal play through, even if they spent every work hour playing this game, at best they have 5 or so hours to write and edit a review. Oh, but don't forget the 10-15 other games releasing that need this done with too. Yup, they have all the time in the world to play through a game completely before a review goes up....
Many reviewers have admitted they spend about 5 to 8 hours on a game and then write the review. They simply don't have time to invest the amount of time you think they do with other things they're working on. You sound like managers I have to deal with as a recruiter where they think the only thing I work on is their requisition. When in reality I'm working on and dealing with 40 others at once.
This is, by faaaaaar, the best review for this game. As you said, reviews are almost exclusively focused in the glitches, however the actual game is incredibly poor.
Even better than the Manley Reviews video?
I recommended Luke Stephens' almost 5 hour review.
@@bruhburrito8531 Luke Stephens is one of the only review channels who genuinely understands what he's talking about and doesn't just harp on trends to fit in like "Everything Ubisoft makes is bad because Ubisoft" or "The Last Of Us 2 sucks because Abby" etc etc. Even if i disagree with some of the things he says, i respect how real he is
I agree Cyberpunk is lacking...
But that being said I'm still playing Cyberpunk... Not playing Witcher 3, didn't really enjoy it.
@@SirBlackReeds both are good i think manley did a great job on talking about the story though which is pretty much what makes me not want to play this game
This is the best review of a videogame I have EVER seen. You explained in good detail about the flaws, showed great examples of how those flaws look like. 10/10
Even though he made up most of it?
@@Guciom Did he?
@@azkar65 Well yeah. Most of if not all of his critiques are just not true as in he is repeating memes that became popular on the internet.
Especialy the whole CDPR are liars thing as all the "promises" people complain about came from a mistranslated article from a german gaming magazine.
@@Guciom lmfao you're in some serious denial
@@andres5724 Nah, just not clapping to the popular opinion. The game has it's problems but it's in no way as bad as the drama hounds make it out to be.
Let's also no forget, this guy could not review Xenoblade 2 because he was to impatient to get past the introduction chapter.
"Cyberpunk is like when your mum asks you to clean your room and you just scoop everything under the bed last second" what an analogy man! 😂
Now you all know why you never pre-order games.
Keep blaming the players and the pre order.
I can make a long list of games i pre ordered and they runned perfectly on the ps4 slim.
Because companies like Insomniac and others know how to develop and optimize games.
from CDPR...
@@gamer-px5cu Ikr ive never had a issue with exclusives like God of War, or even Ghost of Tsushima
This game is NEVER going to run well on a ps4 slim.... this game is next generation and ps4 pro owners should honestly feel lucky the game runs aswell as it does.
This is a true next gen title.
@@PrimordialEconomics that's funny, because it was developed 8 years prior to the reveal of the PS5 and the X box Series X, so tell us, where did they get the crystal ball from that told them to develop this game in 2013 in anticipation for 2020-2021 consoles?
They spent more time making cool trailers than the actual game.
I can’t stand people defending this game saying “it’s just upgraded game engine from 2 years ago” and “everything in the gameplay trailer is in the released game”
"They just start popping up everywhere...
Like hot singles"
Was not expecting that
😂
I screeched
😂😂
Finally someone who doesn’t criticize the game only for the bugs. The bugs are barely the problem, it’s the fact that the game has basic design problems and loads of unfulfilled promises.
thiss
Some guy was fighting me in cyberpunk and said "eat my shorts!!!" Bahahahahahahahaha. These CDPR guys are SO cheap and mediocre. Lmao
The game is fantastic though
VideogameDunkey also talked about the problems the game has beyond the bugs.
@@370.y you're right...i didn't "olayed" it. Haha
Witcher 3: Look at all these details you didn't notice
Cyberpunk: Look at all these details we cut from the game
Red Dead 2 Is probably the best and most realistic game we've ever seen, It took everything from a older time we'd all want to see and did it perfectly, So many features, NPC features etc. In my opinion it's the best open world game and in my eyes the best game I've ever played.
Simply because RDR2 was made by Rockstar and it took them 8 years, 8 FREAKING YEARS, to develop it. And they are the best at making open world games. CDPR started developing this game in 2016 and invested most of the money on Marketing and the only games they made are Witcher 1-2-3. They didn't have the experience yet they decided to go on and make a game big like that.
sometimes less realistic in certain things are the best. Jim sterling made a very good video about it.
Ill highlight some of the best points he made and that bothered me too.
1. while this problem affects every rockstar game since gta 4 it is still here 12 years later. The main chara Arthur moves so slowly and clumsy that it takes forever to do the simplest tasks. this is what bothered me the most. Forget about carefull detailed manouvers bru even after 20 hours of gameplay i still could not get through a simple door on the first try and running and jumping is so tedious it takes forever to go anywhere.
While i applaud them for the cover mechanic wich is as good here as it ever was all other aspects of moving are complete chores.
every rockstar character moves like a drunk and its not fun to play.
2. skinning an animal is so detailed that it takes 20 seconds to do. I dont wanna sit and watch an animal get skinned for 20 seconds(i dont have a problem with the graphic nature its just annoying to have to wait) Just do what every other game does and let me shoot my animal then pick up the skin while not as realistic it would make it more rewarding to skin.
I just gave up on hunting after 3 skinnings and i dreaded the time the game might force me to do it. So no i havent uppgraded my camp cause i refuse to hunt not like it matter anyway.
Fishing is just as boring as tedious like fishing in real life *sigh* i fished once with some kid at the beginning then i never touched that rod again.
Minor annoyance shopping in rdr2 is just as annoying, this is just my opinion but id rather take a menu style shopping like cyberpunk or skyrim than having to wait almost 5 seconds every time i wanna switch page on that god forsaken catalogue man i hate these.
These are the points that bothers me the most but jim made a good video on it. although the comment section is overun by rockstar fanboys.
I stopped playing rdr2 when *spoilers* Arthur got cast away on this island, havent touched it since.
good story with awfull game mechanics and terrible gameplay 6/10
When i switched to horizon zero dawn after having played nothing but red dead for a week it was heaven. Aloy moves like a freaking jaguar swift and quick it felt amazing to play.
Lara in tomb raider also moves quick. its so satisfying seeing it.
Joel in the last of us also moves like a tank and the contrast to ellie wich you later play as is staggering.
i know why rockstar and naughty dog makes the character control like that, because theyre supposed to be old men worn down over the years but man is it annoying.
while i have finished last of us multiple times its because the story is so good that its worth it plus it has alot of cutscenes that gives me a break when i play.
Long story short: You have to balance realism and fun. if something is realistic it doesnt automatically make it good. in rdr2's case it just drags the game down.
i did finnish the first rdr because they made that balance work and it was a much better game to boot without theser annoying things.
now i did pre-order rdr2 cause i loved the first game but it was so broken at launch that i didnt play it more than a few minutes then after a few months i redownloaded it and started playing it.
petition to have rockstar make remake cyberpunk?
I agree about rdr2. Best game I've ever played, but rockstar are dissapointing in their own regard. Like seriously gtav on ps5? Apparently two playatations isn't enough for that game
@@NJHS92
I think it just doesn't cater to you. I like it, but obviously I wouldn't want every game I have to be like that.
I bet Rockstar were laughing their heads off when this game finally dropped. People kept saying it was gonna be better than GTA pre launch LOL
Tbf all developers must have had a good time when it released, people were acting like it's going to be the game to end all games. Ended up being even less of a rpg then fallout 4, hilarious actually.
rockstar may not be the company it used to be in 2000s but the quality and things they deliver atleast hold up and don't disappoint their buyers for example even if the games they make aren't super good but they are not super bad either.
(except GTA V which was good but I feel it could have included more gameplay and emphasis on single player). say anything anyone wants to but rockstar will always dominate open world for me in some ways or the other
@@justacasualgamer1957 "not super bad either"? rdr2 is a masterpiece. rockstar has been consistent with their games
@@swapnil3718 lol who said it's not, I just wanted to say that even if someone might say there games are not the best, no one can say that it is bad. the problem is though that they have become more money minded now.
RDR 2 is great no doubt but you compare the no. of games they produced from early 2000s till 2010 to the no. of games they produced from 2010 till 2020. not only are the games after 2010 less but I felt gta V as somewhat underwhelming in certain gameplay aspects when comparing to gta: sa, vc, III, IV, while rdr2 does a great job I feel they could have done more games like rdr2 between the 10 years they had
@@justacasualgamer1957 to be fair, games nowadays are harder and more expensive to devlope unlike how they used to be in the past, gta5 for example had 2.5x the budget of gta 4 and sa
My first preorder ever.
Aaand I've learnt my lesson🙄
It always takes at least one game hopefully unlike most people one will be enough for you.
This was my second. First one was RDR2.
This was my second, first was Ace Combat 7 (which I really enjoyed btw).
My first pre-order was South Park The Fractured but Whole. Satisfied alongside the free Towelie and Stick of Truth Download.
Ikr, Never again and never forget.
Also Assassin's Creed Origins (which was released back in 2017) has NPC routines you can see them, waking up from there homes, selling stuffs in the market, praying in some temples, and guards are awake.
In night time the town, city, or village is usually empty because most NPCs are sleeping even the guards are also sleeping making them vulnerable to assassinations
I love origins
@@dillonduke1662 me too
Can someone here explain to me why a lot of people don’t like Odyssey
@@ipsycho-_fresh6262 Because it is more on rpg rather than the traditional combat or assassination. I enjoyed Odyssey though
IMO, Origins is the best of Ubisoft games in 2014-2021.
I feel so bad for the people who worked tirelessly on the creation suite getting it to work being the most detailed. Only for none of it actually mattering in actual gameplay or cutscenes.
the only NEXT GENERATION aspects of this were *marketing* and *lying about features*
SO TRUEEEE!
That’s next gen baby woooo
nah, NMS already did that last gen.
@@TheZenytram And Peter Molyneux did that since forever (trees growing in real time!!!111!!1ELEVEN!!!!).
Hello games anyone, NMS heh.................
This is why im always glad not buying Single player focused games day one, usually wait few months or until some special/goty edition including DLC is out. NOW IMPORTANT QUESTION, WHAT ABOUT THE PC VERSION, Match 2021 ?
I also think that making this game for PS4/Xboxone was a huge mistake, should have been developed for current new gen only.
Will they own up as good as Hello games did with NMS... I stuck with NMS and it was worth it in the end
Finnally someone is talking about all the stuff CDPR lied about instead of just saying the game was buggy
I mean I have been. I’ve been bringing up the fact they bent the knee to China, and complained they didn’t have enough people to make a good enough game. When we have games like Axiom Verge which was created by one guy. I just don’t have a CZcams channel with a bunch of content.
Yeah everyone knows about the glitches, but I had no idea the core architecture of the game was so....unsatisfying. Breaks my heart because I thought I'd wait for the "definitive edition" but nah
There's some videos talking about it if you go looking. It's just that those early 9 and 10/10 reviews really mislead people and didn't mention all of the issues. Now that we can see what the game is actually like many are backpeddling. There's issues that they won't be able to fix with some patches, the game is unfortunately fundamentally flawed.
@@JSledge825 i agree, they bend to china, they are about to release a witcher mobile game (china biggest mobile game market), removing devotion from gog , for the ones that dont know cdpr owns gog, because devotion had some politically winnie the pooh contorversy, and for not risking gog being banned in china they removed the game. CDPR is now another company looking for the biggest money and they will crap on west if asia market gives them more money
I've been watching plenty of videos about the game's problems and such. Saw more than a few videos talking about the lies. But this was by far my favorite video. ❤
This video has more production value than the game
The fact that CDPR ever even tried to compare a Rockstar masterpiece like RDR2 to Cyberpunk is just…wow.
rdr2 is not a masterpiece. it is amazing but far from perfect
@@greaseboi4 you are right its not perfect
@@greaseboi4 That’s just like your opinion man. To me and many, many others it is very much so a masterpiece.
*Flawed masterpiece
Yeah
That sounds better
I can find flaws in other masterpieces like Team Fortress 2 or Metal Gear Solid 3, doesn't change the fact that they are masterpieces
@@greaseboi4 no game is flawless but then again cyberpunk is more like a joke than a flawed game.
*Cyberpunk 2077 BUDGET:*
Keanu Reeves: 49%
Marketing: 49%
Graphics: 1.99%
DEV Team: 0.01%
Thank you. People in the comments keep talking about the game looking pretty but being an empty shell... I'm sorry, but is it even "pretty"? The environment looks nice but the characters, cars, UI, special effects, sound design, etc. are all awful. They look like PS3 Saints Row lol.
@@madtonesbr Depends on what system your playing it on. If its on base PS4 and Xbox One, it's going to look awful. If you're playing it on high end PC with good settings, it looks amazing, one of the best looking games out now with RTX ultra. The game is just poorly optimized for certain systems.
Graphics was provided by Nvidia's RTX crew you have to consider. It was Nvidia's investment to finally get a AAA RTX game released. Looks quite astonishing. Effects are poor though. Lip sync adaptation is good but for some reason, it's desynced with a fixed delay. This only confirms my suspicion that it was intentionally manufactured this way. The cars that fall down from nowhere, I've seen this scene so often that it most likely was scripted as well. This isn't a glitch. The fact that you instantly die when trying to enter the floor beneath, it's indicative that they have something hidden there and don't want you to see it yet. Maybe I'll try to cheat it and find out what's there. They only couldn't mess with the graphics as well because it was provided with Nvidia's support.
@@matfax What are you talking about? The cars falling and lip desyncing are just common glitches, the reason why you can't gl to those certain areas is because they're obviously out of bounds and weren't designed to be explored.
@@akuisbestgirl2448 Glitches are borderline effects, not something predictable and repeatable like this. Lip desync is constant. The algorithm works fine but always with a certain delay. Not like in the trailers. I've visited other off-boundary areas of the game and you don't instantly die there.
Hwangbo for Smash Bros
Ello
Yoo dude
Woo GMTK, love your content! Didn’t expect to see you here
Yo, Happy New Year! I love the content, it is really great. BTW, can you make something about the desing of CP77? The flaws and something like. I would love to see your analysis on the topic.
Can't wait for your 10-20 minutes analysis of the detailed and in-depth unintentional game glitches of Cyberpunk to pose utility urgency for gamers to accelerate the game's narrative Euthanasia completion or some shiz like that
Finally a damn youtuber that talks about Cyberpunk and mentions how obvious it is that there's a ton of content that is clearly left over from what the game was supposed to be like the non-lethal option, texts saying "hey, well done not killing them" despite the fact you went lethal and vice versa, icons like human shield, the 3 life choices feeling so damn good.....till they just suddenly end and 2 of the choices don't even fit correctly, Ciri's hints in Witcher 3 and many many others.
It's so obvious that this was supposed to be a completely different game at some point and, for whatever reason, they re-did everything.
That Hwangbo bit is hilarious. At first I thought I had somehow entirely missed a possible companion character lmao.
Tfw speedrunners can't ever have a "Glitchless" run of this game
Lol yeah
Funny is when you look at the speedrunners. They have the playable segments done in 20-25 minutes based on who is how fast, rest is them skipping over dialogue AND waiting for slow characters to get from point A to point B.
You almost all the time see "Wait for Jackie" "Wait for Misty" "Wait for Judy" "Wait for Panam" "Wait for Rogue to gather intel" "wait for Takemura" "Wait until you receive a call" "wait for Hanako" in other words - speedrunning is just a waiting simulator.
"I really wish the game didn't ship with all these bugs because it overshadows how bad the core game is." This is just what i thought initially. I was so pissed that everybody talked about bugs when the problem is the game itself.
finally someone. Here, have my T pose.
Seriously. I’m on pc and have seen like 3 bugs and 0 crashes in over 60 hours and I’m bored as heck by the game. 6/10 generic A to B shooter game.
Because people realized the bugs before how disappointing the game was
@@stefanhatcher6486 It shot first, fast, and very frequently...
Mean while the reddit is full of fan boys flocking to its defense :(
Reminds me of Witcher 3 ( which is despite some flaws a masterpiece in my opinion) , the animation of drinking a potion , the ability to rent rooms at inns and bathe were completely removed before release for some reason , the only activity Geralt can do is play gwent , you can’t fish , camp , sleep , sit , eat at an inn , bathe etc
The outro song was more enjoyable than the whole cyberpunk game.
I just realized that Fallout 76 and Cyberpunk2077's numbers are right after each other and they're this decades worst AAA releases. I'm guessing the next big disappointment will have 78 in the title lmfao
The next big dissapointment is probably going to be something called "Aetherium 1978" or something like that.
Something flashy, but soulless.
Far Cry '78
This is why im always glad not buying Single player focused games day one, usually wait few months or until some special/goty edition including DLC is out. NOW IMPORTANT QUESTION, WHAT ABOUT THE PC VERSION, Match 2021 ?
I also think that making this game for PS4/Xboxone was a huge mistake, should have been developed for current new gen only.
Will they own up as good as Hello games did with NMS... I stuck with NMS and it was worth it in the end
what's with games set in the 2070s lmao
@@eh-volevi748 Who knows. Maybe its like, lets make a game set in the same year but ours will be remembered for being better or something hah
Even fallout 3, nv, 4 and skyrim had characters with a routined schedule.
@@Cavadude Oblivion too. They even travelled between cities or went shopping and hunting.
Thats why the cities or settlements are smaller, much of the named npc's have their routines depending of who they are and where they work.
yeah iirc, in skyrim at the start of the game when jarl balgruuf asks whiterun guards to patrol the area of riverwood, if you follow those guards, they will actuall go to riverwood and patrol the area. LOL
@@princeofsomnia7664 If I remember right, they even have conversation with some riverwood NPC (the blacksmith I think) about it.
@@captainmorgan2530 and the hunter in the whiterun selling fresh cuts sometimes could be found outside, hunting
The ending is the most amazing part of this whole video! (The whole video was a pleasure to experience haha)
Thank you for reviewing not just the bugs. I was amazed seeing all the people JUST talk about bugs. I couldn't believe the lack of people bringing up how they basically lied horrendously. Like I even expected a drinking animation ordering a drink at the bar...so dumb. It amazes me how they got away with it basically. After 1.6 it's playable but that's all it is. A playable game...not something spectacular. At all. The side quests were more interesting than the main story. If you JUST play the main story it's like zero substance. I'm so glad I never paid for this. There are fun elements to it but Jesus I had no clue a company could mess something up so SO bad. And the background of the lore of the characters made for such good storytelling. They coulda made something just truly special. It really is an absolute shame.
what can I say bro, ESG box ticking had them hiring incompetent morons. Chalk it up to that nonsense. It's embarrassing for all. I'm ashamed the consumers have forgiven the futtbuckers. It's literally impressive how they got away with such a scam, how they did so much wrong and committed such evil through mismarketing, and nobody cares. It's genuinely terrible how goldfished brained and lacking principles the average consumer is. I have little faith for modern gaming going forward, basically every company out there is on my shitlist for doing something terrible, and if they aren't they will be eventually if not soon. Games from companies like this do not exist to me on principle. They will never see a cent from me over what they pulled here, and I didn't even buy the effing game. They are quite lucky that the amount of money left on the table from people with principles is an unquantifiable figure, because heads would roll if these companies realized they are leaving 2 and 3 x their gross profits due to their shiddy little antics. They could be hitting those GTAV numbers, but they don't and won't ever.
Didn't GTA vice city have a better AI? The people reacted by running away from you when showed a gun. If they were in a car and you pointed guns at them, they literally would run over you!
you couldnt aim in vice city though...only shoot
@@maxim196 Yes, but it still does count. And they also ran over when you swung your sword or machete
Also San Andreas
Most PS1 games had better AI
San andreas, Not Vice City, npc run away only when you shoot, and cars either drive away or run away from the car if you shoot (in both games )
I remember Vice City NPCs was pretty dump but in an entertaining way
CDPR has enormous balls to release a game in this state. I'm impressed.
I think its because they have delayed it so much that people would lose hype and forget about the game when it does finally release. That would be risking 15 years of work on the game just for no one to buy it because they simply forgot it was even coming. They had to scam people buying it day 1 and pre ordering to cut their losses.
That’s true! I never really thought of it like that. They were so arrogant that they thought people would forgive them/not care about them releasing an unfinished game just because they CDPR the creators of ‘Witcher’
It’s almost impressive seeing all the fucks they’re not giving.
Delay, delay, delay, release, fix later.
I'm pretty sure the investors forced them to release it
@@yushayasad3676 and this is the problem with corporations... investors should take care of money stuff only and not mess with the technical and creative aspects of a product, specially since its a videogame, a thing they probably never cared to play in the first place
Its insane how much cope is going on. Even the negative reviews of this are "it depends on your hardware", "itll be great after patches", etc. Its actually hard to find a review thats as honest about the core game. The closest you can get is confusion over the pointless perks.
Don't forget the shenanigans at Reddit.
because most reviewers are paid actors or just bozos who don't know what they are talking about
We didn't start the fire is my favorite song so this ending really cheered me up.
"I really do wish the game didn't release with all these bugs because they are over-shadowing how bad the core game actally is"
This was EXACTLY my thoughts after playing it for 80 hours, THANK YOU.
Why play it for so long if it's bad? I got through the first mission or two and realized it was basically what this video was describing so I got a refund
Mass Effect Andromeda all over again... People just focused on the bugs when it was the least of the games problems.
@@Dr.E7HER he’s a CZcamsr this is like me saying why do paperwork if you don’t like it to you while your working it’s your job
@@brg9759 who's a CZcamsr? They guy I responded to?
You spend 80h on a game you didn't like... I guess it is money well spend, you got entertained during 80h for 50€.
Oh my god, yes. I was not expecting a song at the end of that, and honestly, that was bloody great. What a way to end 2020. XD
Honestly thought it couldn't get better and then I saw he made the song available to download LOL
Haven't heard a parody that catchy since the "it just works" song about Bethesda
@@poke_physics8070 where can we download it?
@@Lientje18 see the video description box for the link - on just band camp rn but will be on iTunes & Spotify too
@@poke_physics8070 ok thank you
This was the FIRST TIME i have ever seen Cyberpunkt 2077 oudside of like 20 seconds of a trailer and that one Picture of the Game... THANKS WOOD
I reinstalled this game the other day and the first cut scene featured NPC’s t-posing and Jackie just floating in the air.
Wood I honestly am SO impressed. 8 minutes into this MAMMOTH of a video, and I can already see the amount of time you poured into it. Cheers mate this is glorious!!!
I don’t care about the game itself but I’m going to watch this whole video because of all of the work he put into it imma watch the whole damn thing!
Same. Its so glorious...
Love how he exposes the truth too many CDPR shills are incapable of realizing
You said that this would be one of the most detailed videos you’ve created, you delivered
Unlike cd projekt red
@@burneralejooutdated4336 yeah lol
@@burneralejooutdated4336 i hate that i was thinking this same thing and you beat me by 5 mintues😐😐
@@firefilmproductions2974 my bad bro, you still get credit in my heart
@@burneralejooutdated4336 thanks bro
I want to see an entire compilation about Hwangbo because that is the best glitch I've seen yet.
Kinda funny to see the extreme shift in opinions as soon as the anime came out, probably got to the general market instead of the fans of the series
The fact that getting cyber ware is such a dull and unexciting experience is also probably one of the biggest disappointments for me.
yeah its so underwhelming
how would you want it to be. Cyber ware is just like any other upgrade.
@@OHCAM5 The Chrome skins other NPCs have, unique limb options, additional character customization in places like Ripperdocs, stuff like that. The stuff you can get in something like the TableTop game, basically. I'm sure there is more, but just something to actually really customize your Character to make them feel more unique than just a bunch of options in the first menu, then a few cyberware upgrades later in the game, y'know? Really add to the theme of "individual style" that the TableTop gives, and the game tried to do, if that makes sense.
A game about body modification with boring unimpressive and unimpactful body mods
Imagine if u had too many mods and people said u were more machine than man
If u got hacked by the main enemy is u had certain mods made by them
The first time I went to a ripperdoc and got the menu I thought I did something wrong or that specific ripperdoc didn't queue a cut scene.. went to two others and got the same lame menu.. pretty much lost all faith in the game after that esp with all the additional empty features and bugs
A video so good it actually stopped me from making a serious critical video about Cyberpunk 2077.
But i wouldnt Stop because when we want to Show the truth and greed about Cdpr we need every CZcamsr for this.Because without,the bleeded ones would Overshadow the Bad parts when there arent enough negative Videos about it and everyone can forget it.Keep up your good Videos rerez,Like you☺️
That's too bad. Would still love a Rerez version. But you're right, this video is great and done by the nicest dude on CZcams.
I thought you did make a video about it Rerez?
Forreal this is a great video
@@themasterofanalyticsandwie1342 Yup
Insane thing is that after all the patches and 2 years its pretty much the same, same shallow experience. Only thing they fixed are the bugs..thats it
are you?..... stupid? For real? CP2077 at the moment is an absolute blast brimming with content... like wtf?!
@@Pixx2266 cool story bruh...
@@SapiaNt0mata ? I don't see any comment from me. But I guess it's probably something about the OPs moronic post. Cp2077 at this time is absolutely amazing.
@@Pixx2266😂 the video is still applicable lol
@@Pixx2266 It's literally the same game, minus the bugs and with a desperate attempt to introduce promised mechanics like the subway and police system. You can't fix the story, characters, and gameplay post-launch with patches.
I actually fought bad guys as part of the warrant issued by the police there; they police teleported there and killed me.
My only regret, is that I didn't refund this game and forgot about it in my library. I could've afforded twelve really good pizzas...
Same here man, same here... its gonna be collecting dust in my library for years...
This video BETTER get the attention it deserves. I'm hoping people hear him out instead of just instantly disliking the video
"I really wish the game didn't ship with all these bugs because it overshadows how bad the core game is."
Thank you for using your platform to speak my thoughts you saint you.
When he said this about the game, it spoke to my soul. It's exactly how I've been feeling. I wanted everyone to stop talking about the bugs so we can finally talk about how the game fails to deliver on most of the promotional material they marketed before the game came out.
@@carpathiandevil refund the game and get yakuza 7 please! great game, no bugs, or glitches through my 70 hour plus playthrough :D
I wouldn’t say the core game is garbage at all, but refund and get yakuza 7 I can agree with
@Kyza you feel like a big man now?
@Kyza bro...pls go to school
this is one of the best explained critique videos I've ever seen. Well done!
No amount of patching can save this game
They need to completely remake this game from scratch
If this game wasn't so bad, I'd never see this masterpiece of a video. Seriously dude, I'm gonna pre order your critics...
do u create accounts and review your own videos? Weird...
@@Mercury888 ah yes, 46 accounts to like this too?
Did you ask me that? Or did I ask myself that? Who knows....
@@Kollektive ye man I wanted a finished game, shame on me....
I can't believe Hwangbo is a real thing. I've never seen anything like it. That's a legendary bug.
Worst of all is that he is tied to a side quest, I literally wasted 3 hours figuring out how to get rid of him!
@@staerii what side quest was it? So I can save it for last or maybe not even do it at all.
@@xbadmouthx There's a guide on YT that shows the location of a car that you need to take Hwangbo with and then drive him literally 200m to trigger the side quest, it doesn't show up in Journal until you drive with his car.
I had Judy follow me around for half the game, 10/10 bug would highly recommend.
I had an NPC named Flavio following me around, it was the same bug as shown here with Hwangbo. In some rescue the NPC sidemissions, they follow you until you reach the point to finish the quest, but sometimes, the game doesnt seem to notice that and forgets to disable the specific NPC to follow you around. And when you lose them somehow (for example by triggering a scene in which they cant follow you); they glitch back into your car or on your side as soon as you come close to the original missions destination (as shown here as well)
This video was soooo well done. I loved the comprehensive review and the music video in the end just made it even more amazing. I’m very impressed with the evolution of your content from when I started watching maybe 4 years ago. Impressive.
That makes me appreciate Elden Ring even more.
Cyberpunk was such a disaster.
Dude you tackled one of the most discussed and picked apart games in recent memory, and managed to make the best video on it that is out there. Good job
Best $60 I ever saved.
Same
Same x2
same x3
64 dollars to be exact
same x4
More than ten times i come back to this video, because this video is just hilarious and a Masterpiece!
I really enjoy it.
"I haven't seen a neighborhood this safe since Mr. Rogers" 😂
I feel bad for people who were hyped for this game for 8 years
This game was talked about more than 8 years ago... Good thing I never pre-order and don't trust promotion since Peter Molyneux's "Magic Carpet".
Yeah I didn’t know about it until last year so it wasn’t as big of a disappointment
i hope nobody will have depression because of this game because i'm feeling very sad every time i thinking about it
That's me Mario. Im never pre-ordering a game again. Also i am extremely saddened by it.
Bro people didn’t have this on their mind for 8 years lol they just reminded everyone about it in 2018 in case we forgot about it then moved on till It came out it’s just another game it’ll come and go like the rest
They blew the budget on Keanu Reeves.
Truth 😆
As soon as you saw it, you knew what was going to happen.
They can not craft a decent functional cyberpunk game with or without Keanu Reeves, they just simply can't; the goal was too high for them
@@seelverado2492 that's the sad truth 😔
Keanu and Grims
This was VERY entertaining, thank you!!
I got this game for $25 dollars, I still feel robbed!
In steam they are still charging it for like 70$cad, just looking at it makes me want to ask for a refund
Seen it for $10 this past holiday and still not interested
They totally pulled a Fyre festival on us. Notice the similarities. All our expectations were based on one faked promotional video. They both tried to meet their deadline by starting work way too late. Both teams had deadlines much sooner than deemed necessary. They both apologized that v.1 has failed and that they’ll do better. They both knew how bad the launch will be and proceeded with it anyway. Now, where is Billy McFarland now? 🤔 Jail
Why is this becoming more and more common in anything involving money?
It's the future of marketing. Selling pipe dreams that only resemble the actual product on the most superficial level, then trying to appease outrage by fixing only the most obvious issues with it. CD Projekt advertised a luxury mansion with high class interior and we got an empty log cabin with half a roof. But hey, at least they will deliver the other part of the roof soon!
Stooges gonna stooge.
@@brendlowert5772 well said mate
Only issue is how are we gonna get the developers arrested....they should be but how 😂
FINALLY SOMEBODY MENTIONED FYRE FESTIVAL
I am speechless...he just nailed every nail.
I only disagree with his RDR2 point. I hate RDR2 and I dont get why people love those extra animations when buying, looting, skinning, it just busy work that slows the game down. Witcher 3 was much better game, and they cut corners where needed, like when you disembowel contract beast, they would just show you bringing up the knife and then it would cut to you having the trophy, it didnt need 10 second animation of you cutting it like boring RDR2. when you loot, you would just see what you can loot, press the button and you have it, RDR2 would have 5 second animation, do you really think thats better, its liek Jim Sterling said, there is atention to detail and there is obsession with detail, and it just made RdR2 tedious.
@@TheRealUcanUwill yh rdr2 was a bit too immersive.
@@TheRealUcanUwill Funny you brought that up cuz I was just thinking about it the other day as well. You're both right IMO, therefore it should have been an option to the player wheather they wanted to skip those cut scenes or watch it somewhere in the settings. That would have satisfied everyone.
I would love to see CDPR reactions to every point that he brings up, would be priceless, like catching a kid stealing cookies with a hand in a jar.
@@TheRealUcanUwill RDR2 is masterpiece compared to this. The whole shopping thing I kinda liked, it's not like I go to shops very often, so it wasn't an issue. I agree with the hunting animation though, but I didn't do much if any hunting, so again, wasn't an issue.
But, wow, 2077 is just one massive middle finger to the people who were so excited for this game.
I’ve seen this video like at least 10 times
Yea, I'm here for the 4th time or so too :P
I've lost count how many times I've watched this video lol
we heard you liked glitches...so we put glitches within glitches with your glitches
Honestly this is the best thing you've ever done. It's incredible.
So far, the best masterpiece that came out of the existence of Cyberpunk 2077, is arguably this video. (And the dozen or so really good Indie Cyberpunk-style, (fully operational, fun and great performing), titles that released in the years leading up to the release and after).
One thing I remember wanting to do when I heard about the game was I assumed with the dynamic NPC system that each NPC would be special. Like Skyrim. Each one would have their own life, when they're dead they're dead. So, I wanted to be a Corpo who's side life was a serial killer. Basically be Patrick Bateman. I wanted to lure NPCs to my apartment, hunt them, and just systematically kill them off.
Welp.
Couldn't do that.
Learned pretty fast that there was no dynamic AI system, there were multiples of every NPC and none were really that special with their own story, and the police were psychic.
I bought the game after launch given the positive reviews. But 15 hours into the game I realized how bad it was even if there were no bugs. Long story sort, asked CDPR for refund and got my money back. The biggest disappointment is that its CDPR and the youtubers I trusted to give an honest review of the game. What a shame that they mocked others for laying and then outdid them all.
I wouldn't blame the CZcamsrs; they were given stock footage and controlled gameplay environments from what I've seen.
@@RealBlueony I get what you are saying, I know they were left the dark. But I was implying after launch reviews where most big youtubers fail to mention the cut content, the poor npc AI behavior, the cars that can't go around the obstacles. I played witcher 3 three times with different endings and choices, this game doesn't even come close. And when i said that they mocked others i also meant cdpr, remember when when they said "we leave the greed to others".
“We’ll leave greed to others” they said as i waited for more than a month for my refund, if it wasnt for the fact i contacted paypal i would’ve still be waiting, once i contacted paypal they refunded me the next day
@@sheshin I bought the game through gog galaxy. Maybe that's why. But they did ask for the reason, and I did gave it straight to them, that their game sucks and they lied. I do hope that they learn the lesson. But I doubt that they will bring back the missing features since that requires changing the engine.
@Gice Rum My guess is that they got too ambitious early but started the project late. Hoping for a witcher 3 like turn around time. A lot of developers quit due to pressure. All that was left in the end then was to fake it and hope that they make it, which the didn't. They got greedy from the preorders and decided to release the half baked game with cut content and hope for the best. They were being like a school kid who says there is plenty of time and that he has done it before but in the end hands in the half baked project.
I haven’t even bought the game and I want a refund.
I feel the same.
But The soundtrack slaps
@TwinTurbo Ray they let down so many people for sure.
I pirated it and I want a refund
I want to refund it from humanity seriously it's bad for humanity
Dude, this was so well done. Seriously, props. Amazing, amazing work. You should be really proud. :)
This video definitely doesn't feel like it's 46 mins long
The thing is, even skyrim had their villagers with daily routine.
Even oblivion from 2006.
@@rhatthecat EVEN STARDEW VALLEY
yeah,m like vendors just not being in their stores at night and then in the morning suddenly spawning in their stores 8D
@@gwidao123 no one is spwaning there, there all live in this world.
@@gwidao123 It's a game from 2011. and they had more ideas in mind, too time consuming, then bethesda became STONKS and never did anything with it.
Mods can help you though.
Undeniably the best piece of content you've ever made. This is tremendous, Wood. More like this please.
Okay I've been meaning to watch this video since it was released three months and kept putting it off, and I sincerely regret that because that caused me to miss out on your song at the end. It was freaking hilarious, especially with the visuals. Great job!
Driver on PS1 was a great game
Does this feel like your CZcams master thesis? Cause that’s how I feel this video went. Bravo Woody wooderson.
In Witcher 1, the NPC's had daily routines. I remember going to look for Shani at the hospital and her not being there because it was night time and she was at home.
Majoras mask on 64 had NPC with daily routines too..
Want to guess when they abandoned this feature? In Witcher 3.
@@pawe1721 I think that feature was gone in Witcher 2, not sure tho. I loved the daily routines in Witcher 1. It was so cool.
The Zelda series (BOTW - Switch - a tablet - Wii U) has also evolved. NPC's do more daily routines and there is a day/night cycle that adds additional activities.
@@pawe1721 No Witcher 3 NPC have daily routine too. Try go to a blacksmith at night, they'd all be sleeping in their home, you need to wait until morning.
Update, its 2022 and you still dont have the ability to get a haircut in Night City
Loved this video. Thanks for this. Not sure if others have told you by now but Hwangbo was supposed to be dropped off somewhere to get him off your back, but I had a similar situation where he joined me for a bunch of side missions while I was on my way to drop him off. Hearing about your experience was hilarious tho. Thanks for that. Hahah.