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- čas přidán 8. 12. 2022
- Genetic defficiency discovered: bussin' lung.
Originally streamed/recorded on April 19th, 2022.
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the worst thing i have ever created in this game was an extremely small extremely long dog named noodle. he couldnt walk on his own but would inch sideways along the ground like an inchworm. i kept him in a fenced in enclosure so i didnt lose him in the abundant weeds and forced him to eat french fries to see how long i could make him
Omg-
@@HunniBunnV do you have his code by any chance
i did the same thing but with extremely short, small body and the longest legs possible. he's called spider and can't move
I made long dog called toast with long microscopic spindly legs and I felt really bad every time he tried to walk
at the moment I'm trying to create "worm dogs" by breeding away their legs and making them as long as possible
“Pupate”, a verb that means “to become a pupa”, which I believe applies to all of us the moment we pupa ina da toilet
how dare
haha good one adam
haha good one adam
wow Adam, its a good one. I would even dare to stay its a knee slapper.
They don’t call you the klownzinger for nuthin
The dog: Dancing with glee and heart symbols
Jerma: "SOMETHING'S WRONG HE'S FREAKING OUT"
timestamp?
@@rampageblizzard 7:18
@@hamblam1 thx bro you get a cookie
That's because he's a vocaloid hologram.
Jerma isn't used to creatures being happy in his presence
This game hits all the warnings in my brain of being a psychological horror without actually qualifying
@tellegrmmendjerma37 whats up jerma37
@@ThugHunterfromIsrael omg its the real jerma37
No, thats bikinibottom4204, guys
@@parrsnipps they added an extra 4 to my name for no fucking reason
@@bikinibottom4204 4 times the 420 bro
the worst thing i've ever done to a wobbledog was create a dog that literally could not move. it had no front legs, it was wide and flat like a pancake, and it got caught on everything. i'd get constant notifications that it was starving and i had to drag it to the dispenser and stuff food in its mouth. the dog was a byproduct of me trying so hard to get one stupid achievement.
i ended up making a "testing facility" that i put that dog in. essentially prison. i don't know the extent to which that dog is traumatized now because i isolated it for the rest of its life out of frustration and when it inevitably died i let the hounds feast.
i have another dog with eight legs. several generations later, 80% of my dogs cannot walk properly. evolution!!
least psychotic jerma viewer
Average Wobbledogs Enjoyer
pug breeding simulator
Sounds like great fun 👍
@Abraham Johnathan no u
I like how Jerma pretends he doesn’t regularly pupate Otto by force feeding burritos down Otto’s gullet as well as his own
otto will continually become more oblong until he mutates into grotto
@@gremlinman9724Actually now that you mention it, the Otto’s Grotto script leaks say that that’s gonna happen in Season 7
@@AdamKlownzinger they're following comic storyline? i thought the writers said it would be a new story
HAHAHA
Bro think he's play boi carti
16:25 "I gotta breed right now" - Jerma, 2022
Me half way through my shift
When zorn just isn’t enough anymore
@tellegrmmendjerma37 ok breeder
@telgrmammendjerma069 Oh I see, Jerma069 was put out of commission a long time ago and is trying to scam Jerma985's viewers out of jealousy
I'm glad Jerma is finally listening to his boyfriend's advice. Ster is such great emotional support for him.
I love when jerma lies and says he doesn’t smoke even though he does every stream. Whenever he is taking a break you can almost hear the bong rips because he can’t stop smoking.
almost?
@Drake Thank you for the response drake, esteemed Canadian musician and lyrical artist. This sounds like something he would do because of that. Very disappointed in Jeremy elbertson. 😔
@Drake 27 Doubloons
@@KinguKirimuzon 27 simoleons
@Drake nice
the worst thing I did in this game was make a dog who had no legs, super small, and was basically just a stick of butter with a head. I had to bring his food to him. His name is headass
I love how this funny cartoonish game encapsulates perfectly how humans are willing to selectively breed mutants that can't perform basic tasks for amusement sake. Wobbledog is a social commentary.
The best example would be the pug
Wobbledog is a wobblecommentary
Hush little baby, don't say a word~
Jerma's gonna eat a defenseless bird~
There’s already a bird in here!! It, like, found its way in!! *chomping noises*
i went into shock hearing the words “what’s breeding mode” leave his lips
Glorious, loathsome, sparkling lips
@@SynkGDi hate you
The masculine urge to nibble on his lips
"Why are they having so much trouble getting food?" Jerma, my homie, you bred them to be unable to walk
Only jerma could sing a nightcore lullaby
im SCREAMI G
Just in time for my lunch break. I’m so glad that Jerma knows the schedule for my entire life! I’m sure he can be trusted with personal information and would never use it to commit violent crime!
I know! it's just in time for me to have it on in the background for studying! I can't imagine that he'd do anything wrong with this extremely specific information on my location and habits!
Ever since i started believing in our lord and savior jerma, he uploads everytime I'm about to sleep and It's perfect for background noise!! I always end up getting nightmares though...but it's a small price to pay to thank lord jerma.
i listened to andrew tate & started following my dreams.. now i do food reviews on my CZcams channel cuh
The spirit of 1960s motivational speaker and self help guru Charles Manson came to me in a dream and told me to subscribe to popular Internet personality Jerma985 on Twitch. Manson said that I would receive further coded instructions from the diminutive comedy man. So I watch, and I wait.
man it's just in time for me to play this idle game too i'm always a fan of background noise in idle games
34:25 Jerma literally is a comedy jinx. Just conjuring Looney Tunes bits with janky physics in every game he plays
Trying so hard not to lose my shit at this holy hell
god that part killed me
I cried laughing
@@guitarzerohd709 i did too
Poor mosquito lookin’ dog
I'm a high school teacher and would happily fail Jerma.
The butterfly effect
I wish my high-school teachers watched jerma
Tipsy flying through rooms for a solid thirty seconds made me laugh harder than I have in like a month.
SAME THAT WAS SO AMAZING i have tears in my eyes
im shocked he didnt give every dog a voice
Tipsy being thrown through the worm-hole doors a hundred times got me good XD Jerma's reaction was the cherry on top!
In today's episode: Jerma VS The Concept of a Dog
im really enjoying watching him frantically try to keep this godforsaken dog alive
The muffled PAP PAP PAP sounds as Tipsy smacked his face into a pancake at 33:45 had me dying
"I always paid attention in science, I thought it was great" - Guy who thinks that microwaves give off radio waves
But they do, don't they? Both are electromagnetic waves, microwaves with a wavelength of about 30 cm, so they overlap with radio communication
@@kwasrybonukleinowy9737 that doesn't mean they are radio waves, they're microwaves. Gamma rays overlap with visible light but you can't see gamma rays, they are a higher frequency and different waves altogether
completely unrelated but i really loved logic classes too and he's so right in calling it math problems with language
hes literally breeding real life pugs
Jerma please play Wobbledogs again I beg.
I really really hope he does
I also beg
+1
+2
Dogs beg
almost all his dog creatures look like deep sea animals
I love watching Jerma videos and VODs at times two speed. The jokes are twice as funny that way.
that’s because he actually slows down his voice in editing. he used to be the 4th member of Alvin and the chipmunks, but he got kicked out for doing meth during a live show and has been trying to cover up his past ever since.
I don’t cuz it’s too fast
Tipsy smashing his head off the floor made me laugh much more than I expected
You can really date this video with the intro because Jerma isn't just going ballistic and shouting on the top of his lungs with the Morbius fever we're all still celebrating.
-100 B.M *Beforus Morbius*
at 30:23 we can see him voluntarily give us a glimpse of his real voice, disguising it as a “funny voice”, therefore drawing attention away from the slipup at 0:21. truly fascinating behaviour.
Love how he waited until the exact moment everyone forgot about the morbius meme to upload this
Holy shit jerman is a boolean algebra enjoyer???
Hard not to enjoy boolean. Especially at the highest level with guys like LeBron James who are always boolean. Great boolers
@@AdamKlownzinger jarl boolin'
@@AdamKlownzinger apex tier punnery
@@AdamKlownzinger he's the best in the NBA (National Boolean Association)
i was thinking he was talking about predicate calculus there but that also sounds right
Wow! The passage of time is irreversible!
Jerma literally is sprite cranberry as a human
The thirst thirstiest man of the year.
I miss original sprite cranberry. It’s only winter spiced every year now .
Jerma is sweet like apple pie *pinches his cheek* aren't you sweetie ☺
man can't stop being a substitute teacher
Hearing Jerma talk about logic after taking my logic class was amazing
i make deviled eggs regularly at my job which involves hard boiling and peeling a lot of eggs; any time a take a lid off of peeled eggs and someone walks to my area they always immediately ask what the awful smell is
HOW did he reach 6 legs in just one stream ?!?!? that took me hours to archeive
I dominated the class discussion on the great gatsby after not reading the book, I'd only seen cartoon parodies.
god this was one of my favorite streams
Agreed. Logic is more fun than it has any right to be.
I ended up getting a passing grade on the oral discussion part of All the Light We Cannot See just because I talked about France in WWII and how what people talked about reminded me of the story my elderly tour guide said about being a little boy in Belgium during the Battle of the Bulge
jerma said “breeding” far too often in this stream
I laughed my ass off at Tipsy repeatedly smacking his head into the ground lmaooo such a mood honestly. Rudolph is my favorite though
The Fart Simulator 2012 joke just keeps becoming more and more relevant with every game Jerma plays
12:12 me when a thief accosts my horse drawn carriage in the woods and steals my jewels
When I first got this game, one of the first things I did was feed a dog I named "Bobdor" only garbage for his entire life. He only ever ate poop, half-eaten food, dirt, cocoons, and dead dogs
when he started singing that lullaby he looked so miserable
"I don't smoke weed. I don't SMOKE it" what a PSYCHO
He butt chugs dabs
I was insanely amazing at faking my way through book reviewing in high school, I was able to lead conversations on books I didn’t even read, and even get some of the best grades on the bullshit I used to pull
30:25-31:06 this will be his voice when he's 55
So in like 2 years
The Logic class was titled Discrete Structures when I took it, it’s very readily applied to programming,l but tbh I didn’t think of people taking it isolated from a computing related major
For me it was required for philosophy. Just the intro to logic tho. Helps out a lot with structuring arguments.
The logic class he's talking about isn't as in-depth or mathematical as discrete structures.
That's because logic IS isolated from CS. Logic is a branch of mathematics, very closely related to statistics.
You cannot do statistics without logic.
When Jerma was a lad he ate four dozen eggs, every morning to help him get large.
I feel like the dogs are Jerma's chat and he's just trying to manage them.
Finaly jerma give into his dark mind and create abominations
“I don’t smoke weed”
Why does papa keep lying to us 😢
He dranks that sheiit, he's on the cuppy
I thought he only did edibles
Why must daddy jerma lie?
He eats it
Weed
34:25 I was dying on this part omg the dogs actively dying then starts going to every room
The worst thing I’ve ever done to a wobbledog is i filled an entire room with French fries, sent a dog in there, and only mutated him once the room was empty. Best 15 hours of my life (I left the game on in the background)
I remember seeing the Twitch notification for this stream and simply going "Oh NO."
I feel like when Jerma is home alone and his door goes he would start barking and pretend to be a dog to avoid to interaction
Im surprised he understood this game
is wobbledogs a social commentary on the dog breeding industry
it hit me like right after he bred those bacon lookin dogs
They're called deviled eggs because it's an unholy thing to do to an egg.
20:07 Jerma is just a walking inside joke
Did Jerma the walking McDonald's advertisement just tell me french fries were nutritious? His poor poor gut health...
My favorite part of Jerma streams is the intro where he says some insanely specific thing that resonates with me in the depths of my soul.
this was one of my first jerma streams i ever actually watched live, really happy to see it was edited and posted here :D
my favourite moment in the stream was when jerma said "it's jermin' time" and jermied all over the place
the only type of comment that deserves a spam bot
Tipsy really stole the show
i created a dog with an extremely short body and very unevenly sized legs. his name was captain wormleg and he physically could not move so in order to keep him from dying i had to place him on top of a pile of food and even then he wouldn't eat. he then gave birth to a similar dog but with one wing, he was rude so his name was sephiroth
jerma's flopping twerking dogs are so funny, godamn i need to play this
0:21 this isn’t actually Jerma. The real Jerma would have tried to keep that voice throughout the entire stream.
It's almost impressive how many times he has he wrong dog selected and gets upset when the dog he thinks he has selected doesn't do what he wants.
Watching Tipsy actually made me sad
jermas lullaby speedrun any% time: 10 seconds
Jeremy you cannot seriously expect us to believe you took a class on logic in college
LOL so funny Jermas bit about not smoking weed but then smoking weed EVERY stream, so fucking funny man.
Jerma making wobbledogs is less chaotic than when he caused a nuclear explosion on June 28th, 1935
Tipsy going through all the slides was hilarious, no cap was a bussin' moment on God
You know it's a good highlight video when it takes more than five minutes to even get into the game
I love how during the entire video he hardly actually praises the dogs, only scolds them
"oh my god, what!? no, don't eat him. he's gonna go eat his body. no, he's the weird one! he's the weird one! dont-you're not gonna eat that, right? how do i, what do i, dog head!? auuughhh!"
I lost it when Tipsy got yeeted, that was bussing. Nearly passed out from an oxygen deficiency. Jerma almost KILLED me. GOOD EDIT SWIZZLES
you called?
Can't believe egg salad andy thinks deviled eggs are gross
Havent even gotten to wobbledogs yet but i always skipped the reading in high school and managed to skate by. AND i took formal logic (the type he is trying to describe) in prep school and it was indeed a super cool course.
Logic was the worst fucking math class I've ever taken. Taking something nice and defined and direct like math, and then making it wishy washy and demanding weird exact sentences was my perfect nightmare
That's how I felt about math
lost my shit when tipsy peeped the horror
I got a new puppy like 3 weeks ago. Yesterday, while walking outside in tall grass, he got bitten by something and I got worried since all he does now is hang from the ceiling in his coccoon
Luckily I watched this and now know that is completely normal.
Thanks for sharing this video, Jeremy.
Jerma eats wobbledogs when they get too old dont trust him he may even do it to you
Spam was a menace to poor Raw, curbstomped my homie.
20:30 I don't know why I SCREAMED when I saw that fuckin six legged dog but I did
I had a dream with this stream in it. At some point in the dream i was in a cottage like place and found a hyperrealistic version of the new dog jerma chooses at 27:08. It was like a maltese with a square body and bird combined with spider type legs. It was horrible. I killed it immediately or it died or something, because next thing im carrying this thing like jerma drags it over when its dying of starvation in the game with the legs wobbling and moving with still twitching legs like when you break off a spider's leg and it keeps moving. For some reason i had a task where i needed to get this horrible creature to some commander, jerma maybe?
No chat i was NOT zooted the night before.
i had a dream i fought shrek the ogre like an elden ring boss
@@lezombie1456 the only comment where "1 reply" isn't jerma's alternate secret scam account
@@Mama-Luigi ⬆⬆congratulations 🎉 you are among our shortlisted winners claim your PC📥📥.
I love how his references are usually so dated you can't tell if this was streamed last week or 5 months ago
i love when jerma helps me and my friends and family pupate. he just started doing it out of nowhere but he says it's for our own good. thank you so much jerma!
this was one of my favorite streams
Not even kidding when I said I remembered some schoolwork I had to do due to that opening. Thanks Jerma.
That book club story is too relatable, never read a book through high school and college so this was the key to survival
same
"It's like a math problem with words, it's really cool"
Fucking preach Jerma. The person who called it philosophy was kind of right, that's the department of the college that had that class. Highly recommend.
34:27 I couldn’t see the fucking screen during this because the tears of laughter were blocking my vision