So Jerma’s character flew on an actual spaceship to see actual aliens, returned to Earth, walked into a club in the early morning, sat down at a table by himself, immediately fell asleep and fucking shit his pants Jerma realizes he doesn’t have to make his characters JUST like him in every single way, right?
I cant believe within 30 seconds blorg got out of bed, collapsed and fell asleep on the floor, woke up, immediately started break dancing, went back in bed, and shit the bed.
I had a depressive sim that was exhausted from getting their neck sucked and they kept on getting out of bed to cry then pass out,cry and then get back in bed and repeat. Couldn't break the action list and stop them so they repeated until death 😅
40:35 Jerma is so distracted by the option to choke someone with a grilled cheese that he misses Santa violently shitting himself while doing the Russian squat kick. Incredible
This is like some surrealist movie, or like a fever dream where you can't properly punch or have any control of the events transpiring. It's uncanny how dreamlike the Sims is.
Sometimes I have dreams where I'm fighting young children, and I'll beat up all of them except one of them I can't defeat and is just taking my punches like it's nothing at all. And the kid keeps apologizing and not fighting while his other friends straight up attack and gnaw on me
@@wwhd1220 i had this happen irl once where i picked up one of those "tornado tube" science projects at my cousin's little league baseball game, and a group of kids who, like, owned it i guess (why would you bring that to an outdoor baseball game??), started chasing me and biting me. i was like twice their size so i didnt want to hurt them but one kid in particular was so fucking persistent that no matter how far i ran or how many times i pushed him to the ground (as gently as i could, he didnt get any scrapes or bruises from what i recall) he just kept getting up to bite me. they all had those enormous yard-long pixie sticks and their mouths were caked with sugar. kids are something else.
@@harperna3938 sugar is kid coke, kids are seriously something else when sugar is involved. It's scientifically proven that sugar doesn't directly alter behavioral patters in children but for some reason it feels like it does. Once when I was little, I was at the McDonald's play place, it was some kids birthday so there was cake. I crosses paths with one of the kids at the birthday and after exchanging greetings he just up and fucking bit me, and really hard too.
i had a dream i was delivering chicken salad in a glass elevator naked in front of a huge crowd. I dropped the salad and kobe bryant started yelling at me for my weak mentality.
14:55 This is one of the most primal gasps Jerma has ever let out. He's like a kid hearing he's going to Disneyland, talking about all the toys he's going to bring to the theme park. He was even abducted!
Jerma saying he has seen a perpetual motion machine and then asking how to do so just proves he is a being from another dimension that came for our souls as fuel.
Hilarious how Jerma was talking about how sniffing food up real close was weird and how sometimes he dances around the kitchen, and chats on board with those relatable comments. Then he immediately loses everyone when he brings up how he likes to eat while walking. He even defended carpets in the same sims playthrough, spill andy.
17:27 Jerma’s abject loss of understanding at this moment is absolutely golden comedy. Reminds me of Willem Dafoe’s confusion in Spider Man when he is removed from his own board
It's insane how being actually happy turns you into a movie character who dances every time they smell good food or have any music in their head at all, Jerma's habit is absolutely real. I wish to feel that way again someday
53:24 Jerma poisons a cake, has a guy eat said poisoned cake, said guy drops dead. Jerma: "What happened to him?" What psycho poisons a man and forgets all about it?
When he started talking about the perpetual motion machine it truly made me wonder whether he was doing a bit. Only other time was when he asked who invented eating, and how did people know not to eat rocks.
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while, to poisoning a random man then being kicked in the rectum to absolutely breaking it down as a children's lullaby plays before bed then having a birthday party at ancient ruins to then poisoning the SAME guy AGAIN simultaneously ruining his birthday party as everyone crowds around his body crying just for the DJ to start playing music, this was a masterpiece.
Best part is the guy Jerma poisoned (who was initially immune) is Geoffrey Landgraab, part of the original three Sim Families, and his wife Nancy (blonde, wearing white top and yellow skirt) was the last to notice or care he died and at 53:59 just turned and started jamming to the DJ. Damn that's cold
13:18 Never in my life did I think I'd hear Jerma say "Yes! I can sell the Star-Wars memorabilia!" To be fair, I never expected him to threaten a viewers life, either.
If I ever get a time machine, I'm grabbing exact instructions for a working perpetual motion machine, traveling back to this stream, and giving Jerma an answer when he asks "How do you make one?" in the most casual way
8:39 lmao why havent I noticed anyone call this out yet lmao, I straight up died after seeing this psycho sacrafice his naturing goodwill in order to protect those around him < 3
Everyone talks about Jerma being insane and psycho but I'd say if anything this is the one video where I've seen the game thoroughly outweird him and make him desperately cling onto normalcy
49:43 I am crying, there are tears coming out my eyes. Why is jerma sims content so good? The only times I cry when I laugh is when jerma plays the sims. We NEED more sims JERMA
25:45-26:09 when i was a kid we had a record player and my parents would (instead of reading us a bedtime story) put on a record of a kids' musical fairy tale. half was on side a and then you'd have to flip to side b. i remember listening to it, it stopping in the middle, and then trying to fall asleep but the record player was still on and it'd make this shuffling noise, you know the one. it was so anoying but i did the exact same thing where i'd try to ignore it and sleep anyway instead of just getting up and turning it off even though it would take like 5 seconds lmao.
The other (full) sims 4 streams are even funnier, but don't watch the edited videos, they're not nearly as funny at that time period (had a new editor or something) The full streams' VODs are actually the funniest stuff on the entirety of yt, they're freaking ridiculous
Jerma Sims 4 streams are some of my most favorite times during streams. Every time it happens, my day is a little bit brighter. Absolutely hilarious content, thank you Jerma.
i remember when i first watched this stream i laughed so hard it started hurting because of the fortnite dances and it was funnier because for some reason i didn’t think it was a mod just apart of the game like ea made a deal or something
Haven't watched jerma in a while, this sounded like the hardest I've heard him laugh. I wonder if his chest pains have gotten any better or they figured out what was wrong.
I had a dream yesterday that Jerma was playing in a Fortnite tournament with proximity chat. He was in the top 12 in a small circle and he wandered up to the top of a dangerous and exposed wood platform where a man and a woman streamer were camping. He pretended not to notice them at all and they were baffled as to how he didn’t notice them. Fast forward a little bit and Jerma has now set his render distance so low it’s like drinking a blindness potion in minecraft. He also had his face cam slightly bigger at that point and a bit darker. Every ten seconds or so a vertically squished image of Jerma making a crazy face would fade in and cover the entire stream while a loud “eeeee-AAAHHHHH” scream played. Then the image would fade out while panning downward. In my dream I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
So Jerma’s character flew on an actual spaceship to see actual aliens, returned to Earth, walked into a club in the early morning, sat down at a table by himself, immediately fell asleep and fucking shit his pants
Jerma realizes he doesn’t have to make his characters JUST like him in every single way, right?
⬆️⬆️ congrations 🎉 you are amogus our
jerma's short weiners claim your PP📥📥..
Zing Bling : new merch
i mean he was forced to solve puzzles
@telgrmammendjerma069 holy shit adam you won a pc thats insane
@@feckingbulcrepe5735 Adam what's your last name, mother's maiden name, SSN, and credit card information? I'll handle that free PC for you!
I cant believe within 30 seconds blorg got out of bed, collapsed and fell asleep on the floor, woke up, immediately started break dancing, went back in bed, and shit the bed.
@telgrmammendjerma069 hooray!
He just like me fr
28:40
I had a depressive sim that was exhausted from getting their neck sucked and they kept on getting out of bed to cry then pass out,cry and then get back in bed and repeat. Couldn't break the action list and stop them so they repeated until death 😅
Don’t pretend to be a vampire in Jermas house
@telgrmammendjerma069 congrats you are being reported
@@WorldGoods out of my way gayboy im getting that free PC
@@pugjuice8462 😭💀
@@pugjuice8462 and the award of funniest comment on another comment chain goes to
WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
8:07 Scary, it became self-aware and said "Jerma" after Jerma forced him to hit that person.
Jerba
@@jonemec Quarvo
Jerba985
I remember chat being like “HE SAID JERMA???!!!” For a full minute after that
@@siraktaro2944 gaughh ...
Jerma just full on screaming while playing the Sims 4 is so fucking funny
Him actually getting startled every time the blowtorch backfired
its a horror game to him
@@feline5056 Meanwhile actual horror games are comedy to him
40:35 Jerma is so distracted by the option to choke someone with a grilled cheese that he misses Santa violently shitting himself while doing the Russian squat kick. Incredible
🤓Not russian
I can't believe Jerma killed Tim Allen to become Santa Claus
In then when he worse allen’s skin as a suit and did a bad imitation of him? He really toes the line sometimes 🙄
Based Jerma
Good riddance, we're finally free from the nightmare that is Kris the Toyman Kringle
this is what happens when jerma is allowed to listen to _i'm gonna kill santa claus_ by danny gonzalez one time 🙄
THE Santa Claus?
Always great to see some IBS representation in games.
oh fuck awesome *_three seconds later_* my identity has been stolen
@@zekromfury LMFAOO the response 💀💀
This is like some surrealist movie, or like a fever dream where you can't properly punch or have any control of the events transpiring. It's uncanny how dreamlike the Sims is.
Sometimes I have dreams where I'm fighting young children, and I'll beat up all of them except one of them I can't defeat and is just taking my punches like it's nothing at all. And the kid keeps apologizing and not fighting while his other friends straight up attack and gnaw on me
@@wwhd1220 i had this happen irl once where i picked up one of those "tornado tube" science projects at my cousin's little league baseball game, and a group of kids who, like, owned it i guess (why would you bring that to an outdoor baseball game??), started chasing me and biting me. i was like twice their size so i didnt want to hurt them but one kid in particular was so fucking persistent that no matter how far i ran or how many times i pushed him to the ground (as gently as i could, he didnt get any scrapes or bruises from what i recall) he just kept getting up to bite me. they all had those enormous yard-long pixie sticks and their mouths were caked with sugar. kids are something else.
@@harperna3938 sugar is kid coke, kids are seriously something else when sugar is involved. It's scientifically proven that sugar doesn't directly alter behavioral patters in children but for some reason it feels like it does. Once when I was little, I was at the McDonald's play place, it was some kids birthday so there was cake. I crosses paths with one of the kids at the birthday and after exchanging greetings he just up and fucking bit me, and really hard too.
i had a dream i was delivering chicken salad in a glass elevator naked in front of a huge crowd. I dropped the salad and kobe bryant started yelling at me for my weak mentality.
Its amazing how much Jerma can misunderstand this game and how much enjoyment he (and I) can get out of it
Any time Jerma engages with complicated game systems he barely understands, hilarity is bound to follow
I never knew someone could be BAD at Sims before I watched him
Jerma: *Snaps a dudes neck*
Also Jerma: I gotta relax man!
I thought snapping necks is how he relaxes?
14:55 This is one of the most primal gasps Jerma has ever let out. He's like a kid hearing he's going to Disneyland, talking about all the toys he's going to bring to the theme park. He was even abducted!
Jerma saying he has seen a perpetual motion machine and then asking how to do so just proves he is a being from another dimension that came for our souls as fuel.
It's like he's an extra from a musical, randomly breaking into dance at the thought of somebody singing 80 miles away.
Hilarious how Jerma was talking about how sniffing food up real close was weird and how sometimes he dances around the kitchen, and chats on board with those relatable comments. Then he immediately loses everyone when he brings up how he likes to eat while walking. He even defended carpets in the same sims playthrough, spill andy.
Carpet is based
that's new york baby!!!
It hurts cause I relate to what he's saying there so much, too
17:27 Jerma’s abject loss of understanding at this moment is absolutely golden comedy. Reminds me of Willem Dafoe’s confusion in Spider Man when he is removed from his own board
8:43
The way McNulty goes: "ohh..." before folding this innocent vampire's neck
It's insane how being actually happy turns you into a movie character who dances every time they smell good food or have any music in their head at all, Jerma's habit is absolutely real.
I wish to feel that way again someday
Jerma fits right into the Sims world
insane bot username
"telgrmammendjerma069" goes crazy
Jerma is the sim that god is controlling right now
Somehow things are more chaotic without the murder mod
53:24 Jerma poisons a cake, has a guy eat said poisoned cake, said guy drops dead. Jerma: "What happened to him?" What psycho poisons a man and forgets all about it?
it’s so mundane to jerma that he does it on autopilot now
Didn't Jerma already get his revenge on Santa when he lopped his head off with a 2x4?
can't go wrong with double revenge
Jerma went into hell, dragged Santa out and then beat his ass again. Just like jesus
And more recently acted like a good boy in front of him 🙄
With how much his Sims shit themselves, you'd think FecalFunny was Jerma's domain name.
Pretty sure the blonde lady dancing after the death at the dj booth is the dead guys wife lmao
I didnt think it was possible to be bad at the sims 4, but once again jerma is able to plesantly suprise me
jerma talks like theres a silly guy and a serious guy continuously fighting over control of his brain at all times
Florida man makes neighbor step in dog shit then snaps their neck instantly
I love how Jerma defends murdering his neighbor with “he growled at me!” rather than he released a fucking demonic cloud of smog while levitating
When he started talking about the perpetual motion machine it truly made me wonder whether he was doing a bit. Only other time was when he asked who invented eating, and how did people know not to eat rocks.
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while, to poisoning a random man then being kicked in the rectum to absolutely breaking it down as a children's lullaby plays before bed then having a birthday party at ancient ruins to then poisoning the SAME guy AGAIN simultaneously ruining his birthday party as everyone crowds around his body crying just for the DJ to start playing music, this was a masterpiece.
10:12 the look of bewilderment on his face after Blorg threatens the fridge with a knife and then farts
29:00 was the funniest thing i've ever witnessed
Best part is the guy Jerma poisoned (who was initially immune) is Geoffrey Landgraab, part of the original three Sim Families, and his wife Nancy (blonde, wearing white top and yellow skirt) was the last to notice or care he died and at 53:59 just turned and started jamming to the DJ. Damn that's cold
13:18 Never in my life did I think I'd hear Jerma say "Yes! I can sell the Star-Wars memorabilia!" To be fair, I never expected him to threaten a viewers life, either.
Everything changed when he got the meat grinder
blorg went to space, met aliens, traveled through a nebula, then shat his pants in his sleep. what a trooper
wish i had as much fun with the sims 4 as jerma does
Jerma plays the Sims like 10 year old me would and it's weirdly comforting.
If I ever get a time machine, I'm grabbing exact instructions for a working perpetual motion machine, traveling back to this stream, and giving Jerma an answer when he asks "How do you make one?" in the most casual way
40:28 "Extreme CBT" 😳
8:39 lmao why havent I noticed anyone call this out yet lmao, I straight up died after seeing this psycho sacrafice his naturing goodwill in order to protect those around him < 3
43:12 is the funniest thing ive ever seen.
Everyone talks about Jerma being insane and psycho but I'd say if anything this is the one video where I've seen the game thoroughly outweird him and make him desperately cling onto normalcy
I'm showing my wife who Jerma is for the first time. Wish me luck.
Is it going well?
I'm the wife, we divorced
@@dissociate10k can confirm, I’m the dog
Ignore my name
You're so lucky to have Jerma as your wife
You do not have a wife watching jerma
It takes this guy forever to do anything because he keeps Fortnite dancing in the middle of whatever he's doing.
"CZcamsr Andy? I AM A CZcamsR, I WAS A CZcamsR FOR 6 YEARS"
I don't know why but his outrage killed me.
I'm sick and this was probably the hardest I've laughed in my life, Jerma never fails to amaze
That is such a freaky coincidence I'm laying here sick watching this crying laughing too, literally the funniest thing I've ever seen
jerma is one of the best ai generated streamers out there
47:30 nearly killed me, I haven't laughed that hard in a while
49:43 I am crying, there are tears coming out my eyes. Why is jerma sims content so good? The only times I cry when I laugh is when jerma plays the sims. We NEED more sims JERMA
Seeing him slowly crumple seeing the man child simulator quote is funny
Im replying so you can watch it again
The Community cold open ❤️❤️❤️
Jerma is very Annie to be honest
Every time I hear Jerma say “If I…” I get scared he’ll go on the meat grinder rant again
48:27 this is actually the funniest thing i've ever seen
"Who am I? I forgot..."
-Somebody with dementia
a friend of mine had a dog that would get excited meeting anyone and pee
25:45-26:09 when i was a kid we had a record player and my parents would (instead of reading us a bedtime story) put on a record of a kids' musical fairy tale. half was on side a and then you'd have to flip to side b. i remember listening to it, it stopping in the middle, and then trying to fall asleep but the record player was still on and it'd make this shuffling noise, you know the one. it was so anoying but i did the exact same thing where i'd try to ignore it and sleep anyway instead of just getting up and turning it off even though it would take like 5 seconds lmao.
I love the intro lmao. Community is the best show ever but it feels like it’s so underrated.
"iPad ZOOM angle."
_Chat was out for blood that day._
only a jerma vid can be an hour and only feel like 20 mins
community with jerma is perfect
39:57 im gfucking crying seeing him sit in silence as he hovers over the options to kill santa got me fucked up
"Im gonna use the mods SPARINGLY"
*character fortnite dances nonstop*
Jerma is like a weird grape... At least he's not like wet bread.
He’s one of those slightly squishy but still tasty grapes
it's been a while since I laughed this hard
8:12 Sim came dangerously close to saying Jerma
this might be one of the best jerma videos of all time
The other (full) sims 4 streams are even funnier, but don't watch the edited videos, they're not nearly as funny at that time period (had a new editor or something)
The full streams' VODs are actually the funniest stuff on the entirety of yt, they're freaking ridiculous
the way his reaction to a vampire using their powers is similar to how most folks react when a bug in their room starts to fly
You meet a vampire
A: Discuss Fear of vampires
B: Snap,crackle,pop
one of my fav community scenes lmao 0:10
Santa was all about asking jerma on advice to cheat on mrs claus, but when jerma invites him to his wedding he is nowhere to be seen, hmm
@telgrmammendjerma069 wow no way dude, epic
Jerma Sims 4 streams are some of my most favorite times during streams. Every time it happens, my day is a little bit brighter. Absolutely hilarious content, thank you Jerma.
8:11 Jerba
Jerba
Warbol
i remember when i first watched this stream i laughed so hard it started hurting because of the fortnite dances and it was funnier because for some reason i didn’t think it was a mod just apart of the game like ea made a deal or something
After that opening I'm getting an itch to rewatch Community
legit ;3
every time I hear that rocket landing sound I feel like I'm about to hear a live Beatles song
This is such a bro moment
Jerma: "No one sniffs the food they're cooking"
Jerma: "I always dance when i cook food"
"eureka! The hat goes on the head" is a direct quote from Futurama
I love how the more Jerma streams the progressively more paranoid about everything in video games.
"Perpertual motion machines are impossible...
... How do you make one?"
The absolute genius of this man.
i'm a major sims player, this had me laughing so hard i was crying, almost pissed my pants twice and shit myself once
He was incredibly zonked out of his mind this stream
51:17 did anyone else hear "Jerma" after this timestamp
Jerma invents a perpetual motion machine, solving every energy crisis ever while also breaking one of the fundamental laws of physics
I always associate jerma with community so the starting clip made me so happy to see
36:56 got me
jerma laughing at car accidents once again
@@deezastorious8947 hilarious!
Haven't watched jerma in a while, this sounded like the hardest I've heard him laugh. I wonder if his chest pains have gotten any better or they figured out what was wrong.
I had a dream yesterday that Jerma was playing in a Fortnite tournament with proximity chat. He was in the top 12 in a small circle and he wandered up to the top of a dangerous and exposed wood platform where a man and a woman streamer were camping. He pretended not to notice them at all and they were baffled as to how he didn’t notice them. Fast forward a little bit and Jerma has now set his render distance so low it’s like drinking a blindness potion in minecraft. He also had his face cam slightly bigger at that point and a bit darker. Every ten seconds or so a vertically squished image of Jerma making a crazy face would fade in and cover the entire stream while a loud “eeeee-AAAHHHHH” scream played. Then the image would fade out while panning downward. In my dream I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
Are you SURE you were dreaming?
Cause that just sounds like a normal stream.
if this isn't already a stream please make an edit
@@thefinallegofan nah this isn’t from anything, I actually had this dream months ago lol
27:00 perfect chaos
Jerma standing and eating and also dancing whilst eating makes me love him even more cuz i do that too
8:27 the sheer panic on jermas face
Wasn't expecting the Sims yet again!
First thing jermas sim does when he sees aliens that threatin earth, you know he has to bust down a jig
I like that jerma deals with anxiety in the most goofy way possible
Blorg kills vampire>> "Im VERY confident!"
It's amazing how Jerma takes every opportunity to be so violent with Santa, no matter the incarnation.
4:16 The face and the sound of his voice, he's so proud of the mod
one of the sims keeps saying something that sounds a LOT like "Jerma" and it throws me off guard every time
This video had me screeching bro 💀😂
OMG a community intro!! fantastic!
29:00 to 29:25 is such gold
It really is