Jocko Willink 2 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Komentáře • 2,1K

  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  Před 3 lety +422

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @patrciaclemons8183
      @patrciaclemons8183 Před 3 lety +6

      Jocko is quite an outstanding

    • @loveurlife4ever1
      @loveurlife4ever1 Před 3 lety +6

      Jocko: Can u communicate too much with people?
      Theo: Yes, that’s what this podcast is

    • @markdavis8430
      @markdavis8430 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm hiding for a cereal of bowls going missing

    • @timsoom7027
      @timsoom7027 Před 3 lety +2

      I think SEALs are the worst people to get advice from. Talk to a garbage man and figure out how he or she got it together. Nobody I know is laying in freezing water for days and not sleeping for a week at a time.

    • @BigSizzle88
      @BigSizzle88 Před 3 lety +4

      @@timsoom7027 wrong, I’d rather aspire to be someone who’s accomplished more

  • @freezinnhiphop5435
    @freezinnhiphop5435 Před 4 lety +2704

    Jocko: Have you ever trained ju-jitsu?
    Theo: I mean ive chased like a small animal around the house.

  • @MarcusC245
    @MarcusC245 Před 4 lety +816

    Jocko: No one's awake in my family when I work out.
    Theo: No one's awake in the world.

    • @Shagadelics1542
      @Shagadelics1542 Před rokem +1

      yeah I liked this one too

    • @johnnolaniii652
      @johnnolaniii652 Před rokem +1

      I come back probably every other month for this joke.

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 Před rokem +5

      It's at 1:03:20...for anyone looking.

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Před 10 měsíci

      I only work out when nobody is awake in the world happens every once in a while especially when it snows a lot

  • @jikaajikaaa2050
    @jikaajikaaa2050 Před 4 lety +410

    The Navy Seal who gets up at 5am everyday to do kettlebell swings and the guy who can’t stop
    smoking, watching porn and telling jokes , it’s the yin yang symbol come to life 🤣

    • @Josh93B
      @Josh93B Před 4 lety +27

      Perfectly balanced, as it should be.

    • @jikaajikaaa2050
      @jikaajikaaa2050 Před 4 lety +14

      @@Josh93B True. And btw this was a joke. I love both these guys. Legeneds.

    • @The_Fit_ness_monster
      @The_Fit_ness_monster Před 4 lety +8

      *4am

    • @cali9460
      @cali9460 Před 2 lety +3

      @JohnRobertDaley I go to bed at 4am and nobody says a damn thing

    • @spirit8144
      @spirit8144 Před rokem +5

      the duality of man

  • @KILLER6969er
    @KILLER6969er Před 4 lety +406

    Jocko: "People ask me all the time how I got this way."
    Theo: "Well, Obviously you got bit by an American Eagle."
    Classic Theo

  • @davidsyberoptix
    @davidsyberoptix Před 4 lety +908

    “When you order that grey block hitter!" Lost it when he said that lol.

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian Před 4 lety +6

      Why was that funny?

    • @sea-snake8315
      @sea-snake8315 Před 4 lety +6

      Ervin Abrahamian i think its funny when theo says hitter for some reason

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian Před 4 lety +3

      @Sam Forbes I get it, but it's still not funny, that's the part I don't get, so many people liked that part, why don't they expect Jocko to be a longtime fan? Do they think he's just in the gym all day with no access to CZcams?

    • @bittupal99
      @bittupal99 Před 4 lety +2

      Time stamp??

    • @NOISETAG86
      @NOISETAG86 Před 4 lety +7

      RavenTale 9:00

  • @lawrencemikesell4788
    @lawrencemikesell4788 Před 4 lety +1431

    Jocko: "People always ask... well how did you get this way?"
    Theo: "You obviously got bit by an American Eagle."
    23:20

  • @cameronfielder4955
    @cameronfielder4955 Před 4 lety +740

    Jocko is a really good dude. Despite his bad-assery and success he’s so kind, understanding and positive when helping others. He’s a very rare breed.

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 Před 4 lety +10

      Cameron fielder leaders we need

    • @cameronfielder4955
      @cameronfielder4955 Před 4 lety +2

      Daniel Rex true that brother

    • @Herks969
      @Herks969 Před 4 lety +8

      Hes literally a text book leader

    • @banditpicasso
      @banditpicasso Před 3 lety +2

      A gold standard of a person

    • @Its_LumberJack
      @Its_LumberJack Před 2 lety +9

      I really think Jocko should run for president. He is an ideal leader.

  • @dusttur9713
    @dusttur9713 Před 4 lety +290

    Jocko: It's called monk fruit, which is....
    Theo: Religious, no?

  • @bigphatty5298
    @bigphatty5298 Před 4 lety +2455

    Theo is such a motivator. I'm actually going to stand up and walk to the toilet instead of diarrheaing in my pant

  • @thanks1obama780
    @thanks1obama780 Před 4 lety +1093

    Jocko: "Like, what sport are you really good at?"
    Theo: "I'm really good at, like, outdoors"
    Jocko: "That's not a sport, bro."

    • @youngman7600
      @youngman7600 Před 4 lety +4

      @islanti watch the whole HITTA!

    • @youngman7600
      @youngman7600 Před 4 lety +10

      @islanti Dont let your responsibilities get in the way of church brother

    • @awvcreative
      @awvcreative Před 4 lety +5

      @islanti @28:31

    • @part2624
      @part2624 Před 4 lety +2

      i’m decent at outdoors

    • @johnwillis5279
      @johnwillis5279 Před 2 lety +6

      I pictures Theo with his mullet walking around hitting things with sticks

  • @taylortyler9995
    @taylortyler9995 Před 4 lety +335

    20:30
    Jocko- "I was motivated to just snuggle in to bed."
    Theo- "Yeeeea huh?"
    Jocko- "But no..."
    Theo-"Yea... No No No!"

    • @bullbythehorns808
      @bullbythehorns808 Před 4 lety +26

      That had me cracking up, lol. Theo thought he was going in the opposite direction.

    • @WestCoastIrk
      @WestCoastIrk Před 4 lety +30

      lol Theo is hilarious dude i don't even think he knows it sometimes

    • @westbaynuggets22
      @westbaynuggets22 Před 4 lety +8

      So happy you caught this hahaha

    • @ghostshipone
      @ghostshipone Před 3 lety +4

      Haha.. Theo changed direction 4 times in the space of 5 seconds

    • @apmasterl
      @apmasterl Před 2 lety +1

      How is this not a meme?

  • @LewisCampbellTech
    @LewisCampbellTech Před 4 lety +204

    Theo Von is the weirdest interview ever. He seems completely serious, then every so often he'll unleash a random comment that makes me die laughing, and the person talking to him ignores it. I love it.

    • @ptaylor3304
      @ptaylor3304 Před rokem +1

      He gets deep also. And he moves between them seamlessly. He’s just real to himself i think.

  • @bozazz
    @bozazz Před 4 lety +3020

    Who’d have thought that Jocko would be a more fun, laid-back guest than Bill Burr.

    • @0dious
      @0dious Před 4 lety +128

      Yeah, I did, but to be fair, burr always comes clean about being an asshole ;)

    • @Webbie2689
      @Webbie2689 Před 4 lety +305

      Literally any person who has ever witnessed Bill Burr on any podcast ever.

    • @thomasfoudy1141
      @thomasfoudy1141 Před 4 lety +193

      I think it has a lot to do with the fact that Jocko actually appreciates Theo and his humor. If you listen to Jocko's podcast, you will hear him say "hitter" quite a few times. It cracks me up. But Bill Burr is a self absorbed prick who rambles to himself for hours at a time multiple days a week. Don't get me wrong, I like Burr, but him as a guest on podcasts is fucking annoying. He's a terrible guest. Guy is only good at talking to himself or talking to people he looks up to/respects (like Rogan or Seinfield).

    • @WillsVidsTwithctvquantbeef
      @WillsVidsTwithctvquantbeef Před 4 lety +68

      fuck bill burr

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 Před 4 lety +14

      Jordon Webb simply untrue, did you even watch it?

  • @joeday6410
    @joeday6410 Před 4 lety +466

    Theo: “So there I was fighting this raccoon with my 3rd cousin behind the neighborhood burger palace”.
    Jocko: “I feel like we got a little sidetracked here...”.

  • @MexicanJesus1998
    @MexicanJesus1998 Před 3 lety +199

    Jocko: “If youre a powerlifter, youre stronger than me”
    Theo: “I’m not.”
    Jocko: “Ye-well, not you.” 😂
    1:27:10

  • @xElusivez
    @xElusivez Před 4 lety +209

    "This guy has been drinking his own plasma i think." - Theo

  • @ronin_11b94
    @ronin_11b94 Před 4 lety +679

    The best thing in this episode is when Jocko says “grey block hitter”

  • @antnee8377
    @antnee8377 Před 4 lety +113

    Theo : " what you think 5 or 6 minutes to get me to tap out?!"
    Jocko: " uh... Under a minute."
    Theo: " WHAT IF I WEAR A REALLY SLIPPERY SUIT?!!!"

    • @DMU386
      @DMU386 Před 4 lety +1

      Ant Nee what if its real windy?!?

    • @tattooed92
      @tattooed92 Před 4 lety +9

      "I'm good in the wind"

  • @Magic_dawn
    @Magic_dawn Před 3 lety +177

    Jocko's social skills and gift for holding interesting conversation with just about anyone is off the charts

    • @willwillisproductions159
      @willwillisproductions159 Před 3 lety +6

      He has the confidence and humbleness of a god

    • @rktsnail
      @rktsnail Před 2 lety +14

      Yup cause he worked at it for years. Studying and learning how different people operate and being smart enough to subordinate his ego. He isn’t committed to being some tough guy who pretends like he doesn’t have a sense of humor. You have to have very high emotional intelligence to be a leader of men, especially an officer in the seal teams

    • @moldyzucchinis3251
      @moldyzucchinis3251 Před rokem +2

      really breaks through that navy seal archetype and shows a balance of emotional intelligence and empathy with a healthy dose of reason, thoughtfulness, and discipline. seems like a really good guy to listen to.

    • @Spartan-Of-Truth
      @Spartan-Of-Truth Před rokem

      Especially with all that he’s been through.

    • @bigroaststyrone8135
      @bigroaststyrone8135 Před rokem

      @@moldyzucchinis3251 don’t you mean Navy Seal stereotype?

  • @ddmirolli
    @ddmirolli Před 4 lety +237

    "Well, obviously, you got bit by an American Eagle!"
    The single best description of Jocko

    • @Nesseird
      @Nesseird Před 4 lety +1

      What's the best?

    • @Stj209
      @Stj209 Před 4 lety +3

      Jordy Driessen
      Single best, not second best.

  • @tripp7426
    @tripp7426 Před 4 lety +257

    “You’re like elbowing across the graduation stage” 🤣 can’t believe that got nothing

    • @shbp21
      @shbp21 Před 4 lety +18

      Theo's so witty that a lot of his quips aren't picked up whether its Joe, Jocko, or rarely but even Jordan Peterson. Then again knowing you'll have millions listening to you I don't blame them trying to keep their own train of thought on track rather than trying to keep up with Theo Vons crazy connections.

    • @hahaha1365
      @hahaha1365 Před 4 lety +4

      Elbow CRAWLING

    • @tripp7426
      @tripp7426 Před 4 lety +7

      @shbp21 I don’t blame guests when they don’t catch his quick, subtle humor, cuz some of it even gets by me sometimes, but blatant hilarity like that deserves a reaction in my opinion, unless the person is afraid of making an unfunny reply and falling flat. However, I give jocko tons of credit for leaving the excess bravado at the door and joking around with Theo a lot more than people probably expected, and by his Theo references he’s clearly also a fan of his comedy. Ironically, Bill burr, who’s an actual comedian, can learn a thing or two from this retired navy seal commander about how to let loose, drop your ego and have a good time.

  • @jakenorth4811
    @jakenorth4811 Před 4 lety +296

    Theo: "I was trying to make a bad joke."
    Jocko: "A really bad joke."
    Theo: *The face of true fear*

    • @3dheadcreeps87
      @3dheadcreeps87 Před 4 lety +1

      Jake North - timestamp?

    • @goofhunterx5846
      @goofhunterx5846 Před 4 lety +6

      @@3dheadcreeps87 1:11:11

    • @0dious
      @0dious Před 4 lety +8

      I don't know about fear, but it's was the most amazing podcast moment of the year.

    • @TheMrbrowniie
      @TheMrbrowniie Před 4 lety +1

      Jake North what did Theo said?

    • @andrzejklein7846
      @andrzejklein7846 Před 4 lety +13

      That is the face you make when you don’t wanna look scared when you die, but you end up looking like a constipated caterpilar

  • @shiddyangler
    @shiddyangler Před 3 lety +95

    Theo needs to get Jocko back on. The perfect balance of light hearted comedy and awesome life advice. Plus Jocko has the ability to get Theos humor

  • @NigelOdinson
    @NigelOdinson Před 4 lety +395

    Theo ‘Yeeeeeeeee’
    Jocko ‘That’s a no then’
    Theo ‘Yeah that’s a no, but it started with a Y’
    Ahahahaha

  • @julianbehrends4529
    @julianbehrends4529 Před 4 lety +200

    Theo: "Its cool... you are on a journey kinda"
    Jocko: "YOU'RE AT WAR!"

  • @PEbro34
    @PEbro34 Před 4 lety +53

    Theo drinks energy drink: “I don’t want to join the ROTC this afternoon”

  • @chrishamor744
    @chrishamor744 Před rokem +3

    “Theoretically, I like where you’re at, but you’re not quite there scientifically.”😂😂😂😂

  • @scottfrayn
    @scottfrayn Před 4 lety +1023

    Surprising but Jocko's personality is the perfect complement to Theo's goofy humor.

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x Před 4 lety +69

      Cuz Jocko is goofy as hell too, but capable of mass murder

    • @diplomat1218
      @diplomat1218 Před 4 lety +23

      I was thinking the same exact thing. The combination of silly goose time + jocko’s seriousness is perfect

    • @Dustomatic
      @Dustomatic Před 4 lety +26

      So was Jordan Peterson.

    • @lucasharris4209
      @lucasharris4209 Před 4 lety +5

      @@diplomat1218 there's no silly goose time without daddy

    • @c9hr0ni4c
      @c9hr0ni4c Před 3 lety +8

      Jocko has a very underrated sense of humor himself.

  • @bitcointrader8586
    @bitcointrader8586 Před 4 lety +99

    "Some soft man yelling at you with a whistle" OMG

  • @rezaasadi890
    @rezaasadi890 Před 11 měsíci +22

    20:32 is pure gold
    jocko: I was motivated to snuggle into bed.
    theo: yeeeeaah
    Jock: But no
    theo: yeah no no
    theo is effortlessly funny

  • @zerubbabelsbridge
    @zerubbabelsbridge Před 4 lety +47

    Jocko: you start off as an E1, and then work your way up.
    Theo: I'd start off as an E-wok!
    Jocko : yeah, for AWHILE 😂😂

  • @Gmenpg
    @Gmenpg Před 4 lety +1351

    I love how Jocko gets his humor. He does better than Rogan to be honest

    • @cheyneigh4915
      @cheyneigh4915 Před 4 lety +121

      Thank you for being honest

    • @ericphillips6708
      @ericphillips6708 Před 4 lety +83

      Well deep down jocko has got a sense of humor. Hes actually a funny dude that can take s joke

    • @tidothesloth
      @tidothesloth Před 4 lety +86

      He even imitates Theo once in awhile too

    • @endtoend11
      @endtoend11 Před 4 lety +38

      Just a very intelligent guy

    • @kristopherrice1465
      @kristopherrice1465 Před 4 lety +6

      Chey Neigh idk why but that cracked me up😂 lmfao

  • @charwest5892
    @charwest5892 Před 4 lety +297

    Theo and Jocko are two examples of opposite sides of the spectrum of Manhood. Together they are quite informative and fun to listen to.

    • @l-train7876
      @l-train7876 Před 4 lety +12

      Daisy Duke it’s like big brother and little brother.

    • @TheSpaniard
      @TheSpaniard Před 4 lety +50

      Underrated comment. Together they definitely show off some of the best aspects of masculinity. I wouldn't quite say the "opposite ends of the spectrum," but definitely very different sides of the same dice.

    • @ImAnEmergency
      @ImAnEmergency Před 4 lety +4

      @J E you saw a golden opportunity and took ir

    • @PermanentHigh
      @PermanentHigh Před 4 lety +11

      Men like Theo can exist because men like Jocko are willing to do the killing

    • @full8127
      @full8127 Před 3 lety +6

      The goofy but wholesome side of masculinity and the motivated warrior side of masculinity.

  • @Tommybgoode
    @Tommybgoode Před 4 lety +392

    Jocko: I was motivated to snuggle in bed
    Theo: OH YEAA
    Jocko: but no, you gotta...
    Theo: oh no, no

  • @akuma.kris996
    @akuma.kris996 Před 4 lety +135

    Jocko deserves to be on that wall as a Simpsons character

    • @drmilogreen6346
      @drmilogreen6346 Před 4 lety +8

      @J E A lot of them are comedians like Thoeo. I agree that Jocko should be on there though

  • @mnandor
    @mnandor Před 4 lety +101

    Weird how two totally opposite type of people have such a good chemistry

    • @magicsugarbump4972
      @magicsugarbump4972 Před 2 lety +11

      They're both good listeners and open to new ways of looking at things which makes for great chemistry

    • @snoozyq9576
      @snoozyq9576 Před 11 měsíci

      Theo gets along with pretty much anyone! Wish I had that ability

  • @_james_unknown381
    @_james_unknown381 Před 4 lety +151

    I love how Theo uses this podcast as a low-key weekly therapy session.

  • @inerevaraskedforthis
    @inerevaraskedforthis Před 4 lety +98

    Jocko's face when he hears that "fatherhood is easy" was priceless.

  • @sealevelbear
    @sealevelbear Před 4 lety +86

    “.......You’ll end up in black face if you have to many cans of it.” 😅

    • @noah-uw1il
      @noah-uw1il Před 4 lety +2

      RookerRoo343P bruh Theo is so quick w it😂🤔

    • @jnightmare0
      @jnightmare0 Před 4 lety +1

      😂god dammit, how many cans until you end up in drag

  • @Logan-cw9yr
    @Logan-cw9yr Před 2 lety +24

    I loved seeing Jocko warm up to Theo in the first TPW he was on, but him going from "I don't take luxury days" while scowling at Theo to "that gray block hitter" is just magic. Truly nobody can resist the Rat King. Gang gang.

  • @AND1StReEtBaLLeR93
    @AND1StReEtBaLLeR93 Před 4 lety +296

    dog just died, wife just left me, lost my house, stubbed my toe, stepped on a lego.......
    me with tears: "gud"

  • @crlclssic
    @crlclssic Před 4 lety +96

    made my day when Jocko said YOU GET THAT GREY BLOCK HITTER hahaha

  • @varencilator
    @varencilator Před 4 lety +37

    Talk about discipline, this man is taking notes in the middle of a podcast

  • @matthew0221
    @matthew0221 Před 4 lety +15

    "I don't expect everyone to be on the same bus I'm on." That's a truly enlightened thought...especially in this day and age of "You have to agree with me and my thoughts, or you're wrong."

    • @kylekyle9919
      @kylekyle9919 Před 4 lety

      You're too caught up on the internet and/or you live in those areas that are concentrated with thise type of people. If I never used the internet to see what others have to say, where i live in California youd never know theres a p.c. culture. Its only a small minority of people who think SJW way.

  • @antonrudenko8242
    @antonrudenko8242 Před 4 lety +132

    Theo: You couldn't even imagine having a personal trainer. Some soft man yelling at you with a whistle... :D

  • @bengerhardt3949
    @bengerhardt3949 Před 4 lety +40

    "Do you understand that question Theo?"
    " uhhhhh, i guess he means....no I don't"
    I fucking love Theo lmao

  • @RiXiE16
    @RiXiE16 Před 2 lety +14

    Theos escalation from eating a pizza to sleeping outside 🤣

  • @treyphillips118
    @treyphillips118 Před 2 lety +22

    Jocko: I'd tap you out in less than a minute.
    Theo: Yeah but what if it was windy? I'm good in the wind.
    Nothing compares to the aerodynamics of Theo Von

  • @flickmybic7174
    @flickmybic7174 Před 4 lety +107

    Theo "I should go for a gym" Von

  • @christianmadden1301
    @christianmadden1301 Před 4 lety +811

    Cool seeing Jocko laughing and kinda shooting the shit as compared to his podcast.

    • @tom23j
      @tom23j Před 4 lety +22

      Well said, I was just thinking that.

    • @kylecooper8657
      @kylecooper8657 Před 4 lety +74

      He laughs more on this podcast then I ever see anywhere else, i love it. Especially now that it's the second time they're together tou can tell they're way more comfortable

    • @mzc102908
      @mzc102908 Před 4 lety +5

      @@kylecooper8657 that's almost every guest it seems

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 Před 4 lety +15

      czcams.com/video/m362RDYMF9c/video.html
      This is a "deleted scene" from Jockos podcast and it's fucking hilarious!!! Him and echo shooting the shit

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 Před 4 lety +8

      That's the magic of theo ( well known as the dark arts)he makes the most serious people laugh just because of his ramblings.

  • @markgraham42
    @markgraham42 Před 3 lety +14

    19:19 , listen to Jacko say “gang” after Theo does 😂😂

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit Před 3 lety +1

      Ayeee subtle good catch

  • @asdf12347109
    @asdf12347109 Před 4 lety +60

    "THAT GREY BLOCK HITTER"
    what other guests have you seen on any podcast in the BroRogan universe who ACTUALLY listen to the podcasts they're going to be on, and then drop references? Jocko is a badass for that

    • @qbikmusik
      @qbikmusik Před 4 lety

      What's this reference I'm bummed I don't know it

    • @3pedal372
      @3pedal372 Před 4 lety +3

      QB!K they’re talking about pizza, ‘Grey block pizza’ is a sponsor of the podcast that Theo does ads for

    • @VirginiaThor
      @VirginiaThor Před 4 lety

      90's+

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth Před 4 lety

      its grey boring and feels like a cement block inside

  • @MrDCRex1988
    @MrDCRex1988 Před 4 lety +76

    "I hope you're doing some kind of stretching protocol."
    "EeeeEeeEEEeEeeeeEEEEeeeeeee"
    "That's a no."
    I died bruh.

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 Před 4 lety +1

      Daniel Rex wait, what the fuck bro?

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 Před 4 lety +4

      Ducking DREX hitter over here, sorry for stealing screen names. 😂😂

  • @Torymorgan9
    @Torymorgan9 Před 4 lety +154

    I love how much Jocko appreciates Theo's humor.

  • @stefanobajos6627
    @stefanobajos6627 Před 2 lety +12

    Theo is so lovable man. He’s plays allot and never gets hung up on anything. There’s zero pretension with him, on the contrary, his nervousness and/or awkwardness or mistakes are transparent and just add tremendously to the comedy

  • @mr.hemlock1900
    @mr.hemlock1900 Před 4 lety +18

    Jocko just sitting there with a grin listening to Theo talk cracks me up...

  • @benkelly7241
    @benkelly7241 Před 4 lety +46

    8:54 “That grey block hitter” 😂😂😂

    • @NickyAztec
      @NickyAztec Před 4 lety +8

      Thank you for being the only person to put the timestamp

    • @TheRecordButton
      @TheRecordButton Před 2 lety +1

      1 year later it's still just you. Triple cheeeeese

  • @KatotownUSA
    @KatotownUSA Před 4 lety +184

    I’ve been at such a low spot that I feel so weak that I’m too embarrassed to reach out to friends or family, and have lost the want to even help myself. Jocko’s awesome for coming on.. I was being lazy, moping around this morning, just letting youtube auto play this popped on and a lot of what Jocko said resonated with me. Just wanted to say thanks. It was like a hidden dose of medicine that I really needed. Subbing to Jocko now

    • @tonightwithtim8987
      @tonightwithtim8987 Před 4 lety +12

      Juan Ulysses reach out to a friend. If your friends or family can't or won't help you pick yourself up then you should find some new friends. Maybe your friends are part of the reason your down currently. If you need help never be afraid to ask. There are strangers who are willing to help. Go for a walk, run, jog, talk to someone in line at a store. Compliment a stranger and strike up a small conversation. You will be a blessing to them and they may be able to help you too. You got this.

    • @jasongenova4284
      @jasongenova4284 Před 4 lety +9

      I agree. I was laying in bed all day too and this podcast inspired me to start a masturbation marathon. Shooting ropes all day son!

    • @KatotownUSA
      @KatotownUSA Před 4 lety +5

      Jason Genova Peter North 2020 #RangeWeCanBelieveIn

    • @alexmatthews180
      @alexmatthews180 Před 4 lety +3

      The final question in this episode
      "How to increase confidence?" Is a roadmap on how to get after it.
      www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DkpfP1udNOc0&ved=2ahUKEwiotbLp7pLlAhVf7XMBHVsSAaYQwqsBMAF6BAgIEAU&usg=AOvVaw2OhLbcauxHoqX1IBoW0MYJ

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 Před 4 lety +2

      Gang gang buzz buzz 4:30am 4:30am

  • @andrewvaccariello6431
    @andrewvaccariello6431 Před 3 lety +11

    The absolute most underrated part of this episode is Theo asking Jocko:
    "Were y'all playin' Ho Chi Minh?"

  • @bs431980
    @bs431980 Před 4 lety +17

    These 2 should make a buddy cop movie

  • @l-train7876
    @l-train7876 Před 4 lety +64

    I like the chemistry between them, it’s nice to see Jocko in a softer way.

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 Před 4 lety +135

    Jocko’s laugh when Theo talks about the chick with short hair had me rolling. Such a genuine laugh to Theo’s humor. Love it!

    • @jmiegs80
      @jmiegs80 Před 4 lety +7

      Totally! I hope they use that bit in the new animated clips!

    • @rccola561
      @rccola561 Před 4 lety +3

      @Susana Sunshine what’s the time stamp?

    • @C94H
      @C94H Před 4 lety +5

      @@rccola561 1:13:50

  • @nburdisso96
    @nburdisso96 Před rokem +14

    Dude, when Jocko says he wanted to stay in bed and Theo cracks a YEAAAAAH oh no I mean no, it gets me haahhahaha. keep it up theo, thanks for this

  • @MitchellStrahan
    @MitchellStrahan Před 4 lety +4

    “I don’t want to join the ROTC this afternoon!”
    I’m dead lol.

  • @imell372
    @imell372 Před 4 lety +164

    Gang gang from Rwanda.
    Yes, we're everywhere.

    • @elvatosquatcho
      @elvatosquatcho Před 4 lety +15

      Say hi to Simba for me

    • @VikCalo
      @VikCalo Před 4 lety +8

      Dam that's dope ! Blessings back from Miami 🤜💥🤛.... Viva Chango 🇷🇼

    • @cyrilchannie5120
      @cyrilchannie5120 Před 4 lety +6

      @@elvatosquatcho ha. ha. Haaaa. So original! 😒

    • @imell372
      @imell372 Před 4 lety +9

      @@cyrilchannie5120 He's pretty much a genius.

    • @cyrilchannie5120
      @cyrilchannie5120 Před 4 lety +9

      @@elvatosquatcho you're just brimming with creativity, aren't you? Lol, have a good day, Buffalo Burr.

  • @zapsst2060
    @zapsst2060 Před 4 lety +32

    Jocko saying "get that Grey Block hitter" made my day.

  • @kakarotwolf
    @kakarotwolf Před 2 lety +19

    I love how after the first one Jocko is so much more himself, and relaxed, and so is Theo. Like when they first did a podcast together you can kind of tell they didn't understand each other very well yet, and now it's like they've been buddies for years lol you can tell they probably studied each other's material a little more, and probably talked more after. It's much more natural now, I feel.

  • @SnackPack913
    @SnackPack913 Před 3 lety +7

    You’ve got a raccoon captured under a hanging lamp saying, “tell me what you know! Where the elk at?!” That freaking killed me

  • @bigphatty5298
    @bigphatty5298 Před 4 lety +255

    I know a gay buhddist. Everyone called him a monk fruit and I'd say that's not very nice

  • @johnaugustin5447
    @johnaugustin5447 Před 4 lety +58

    Wow I've never seen Jocko smile and laugh as much as he did on this podcast. He's usually a lot more serious and stoic.

    • @james87367
      @james87367 Před 4 lety +5

      It's because Theo is very charismatic and easy going. On top of that he's very funny also.

    • @ThePunkin04
      @ThePunkin04 Před rokem

      He is laughing at how dumb Theo is

    • @Sam-tg6ee
      @Sam-tg6ee Před rokem

      @@ThePunkin04 really don’t know how you picked that up from this lmao… Theo is just hilarious

  • @cl20999
    @cl20999 Před 4 lety +4

    This is such a good podcast, they actually pair up so well. I want to see a mini series of Jocko training Theo for some sort of event, Theo & Jocko already sounds like a damn sitcom I'd watch on TBS syndication.

  • @leophipps3162
    @leophipps3162 Před 2 lety +8

    Ive been having a hard time in life recently and Jocko and Theos perspectives and points are helping out a lot, loads of love for you Theo brother

  • @dv2033
    @dv2033 Před 4 lety +23

    " When people meet you, do they think youre gonna be violent" lmfao Theo is off the hook lol

  • @AustinAwake
    @AustinAwake Před 4 lety +571

    Jocko a big father figure for Theo for sure

    • @portpatrol
      @portpatrol Před 3 lety +84

      Jocko is a big father figure for Merica for sure

    • @matthewwilkinson2523
      @matthewwilkinson2523 Před 3 lety +61

      Jocko is a father figure for the entire world

    • @GoScience123
      @GoScience123 Před 3 lety +31

      @@matthewwilkinson2523 Jockos prolly a father figure to the Holy Father

    • @joshblack4407
      @joshblack4407 Před 3 lety +9

      Theo - "daddy Jacko baby"

    • @dustinbailey9644
      @dustinbailey9644 Před 3 lety +11

      Hit em with that triple f alliteration. Gang gang

  • @simonmccamus7817
    @simonmccamus7817 Před 2 lety +13

    I feel Theo’s pain! Getting stuck with ADHD-inertia. The worst. Love the “go do-it without a plan, you’ll figure it out” tactic. 🙌✨

  • @orezutic4685
    @orezutic4685 Před 4 lety +4

    I love this man of iron. And Theos a pleasure to listen to, speak to, such a leveled conversationist

  • @atway70
    @atway70 Před 4 lety +24

    LMFAO! Jocko's first two statements to Theo: "For real?" and "For real?"
    This gon' be good.

  • @nikeplayer90game
    @nikeplayer90game Před 4 lety +543

    Even this guy who’s a badass treats Theo Von better than Bill Burr lol

    • @shadihaddad7
      @shadihaddad7 Před 4 lety +94

      Exactly. There's nothing badass about how Burr carried hinself... Sad really :/

    • @redneckcanuck8359
      @redneckcanuck8359 Před 4 lety +8

      Did you cry at 1:11:14 ???

    • @hunts7626
      @hunts7626 Před 4 lety +8

      He was a bit feisty

    • @MrDCRex1988
      @MrDCRex1988 Před 4 lety +89

      Jocko is a real quality man. He gives great advice while maintaining humility and humanity. He doesn't talk down to people. He levels with them. Bill is funny as anyone don't get me wrong, but he's a whiny little bitch next to Jocko. Burr fixates on stupid shit while Jocko is a mile down the road just moving on. Onward mentality bruh. Keep booking your real friends Theo!!

    • @drakeandjosh007
      @drakeandjosh007 Před 4 lety +36

      Bill burr is egotistical asswipe lol he’s funny but kinda thinks he’s hot shit

  • @RandolphRambo
    @RandolphRambo Před 3 lety +7

    Jocko is so raw, it’s an excellent compliment to Theo. These guys are a great match. Excellent episode!!!

  • @xSnowboardStarzx
    @xSnowboardStarzx Před 2 lety +1

    Man this is such an awesome dynamic. I’ve listened to hundreds of hours of the Jocko Podcast, and it’s so cool getting this side of him too.

  • @hunts7626
    @hunts7626 Před 4 lety +24

    “That hose pipe.. hitter” I love jocko so much

  • @keeganriley6341
    @keeganriley6341 Před 4 lety +29

    This is my favorite matchup right here! I love how Jocko constantly says "get that hitter, like Theo" on his podcast

  • @doomboogie315
    @doomboogie315 Před rokem

    great chemistry in this one - Jocko is a great example of someone who's extremely disciplined but totally down to Earth.
    this was a fun listen. Jocko hittttttersss

  • @mmcneal0290
    @mmcneal0290 Před 4 lety

    There is so much wisdom in this podcast! Thank you so much for y’all being real and inspiring us to better at every aspect of ours lives!

  • @vitaltradition4801
    @vitaltradition4801 Před 4 lety +49

    The difference between kids drinking coke now and drinking coke back in the day is that kids back in the day would then be outside running around all day instead of glued to an electronic.

  • @samscupoftea4947
    @samscupoftea4947 Před 4 lety +72

    You can tell Jocko likes Theo. Good to see two guys having a goof laugh. Good work Theo!

    • @Evan-qh9fs
      @Evan-qh9fs Před 4 lety +6

      Because theo is so comfortable and honest with who he is as a person. And Jocko loves it lol

    • @weszillich2880
      @weszillich2880 Před 3 lety +10

      Real recognize real

  • @oakerz-
    @oakerz- Před rokem +1

    I haven’t seen many Theo von episodes, but that call between them and the 22 year old with the baby was probably my favorite Theo von moment ever. Such a wholesome and positive conversation between them.

  • @nobody-ly9ef
    @nobody-ly9ef Před 2 lety +6

    Jocko always impresses me more than before with his authentic, solid, and completely squared away attitude.

  • @BostonsF1nest
    @BostonsF1nest Před 4 lety +22

    “You got a raccoon under a spotlight, tell us what you know!” 🤣😂🤣LMAO

  • @justinfuzzyhat
    @justinfuzzyhat Před 4 lety +83

    Jocko Willink is everyone's dad

    • @cletusspartacus
      @cletusspartacus Před 4 lety +8

      justinfuzzyhat that would be will sasso lol

    • @Pieter12100
      @Pieter12100 Před 4 lety

      Like a gay people together with jordan peterson

    • @whithartman1886
      @whithartman1886 Před 4 lety +3

      Will Sasso is everybody's dad you fuzzle wuzzle.

    • @VeritasIncrebresco
      @VeritasIncrebresco Před 4 lety +1

      No that's JP

    • @georgemargaris
      @georgemargaris Před 4 lety

      at least this dad is not on meth like Peterson. Jocko and Goggins, the only dads you‘ll ever need.

  • @tomstevens8029
    @tomstevens8029 Před rokem +5

    Jocko cackling like a child is absolutely priceless.
    Especially once you realize he’s a machine that can kill (basically) anything with his bare hands, that he wants 😅😳

  • @arthurmorgan4460
    @arthurmorgan4460 Před 4 lety +1

    This podcast was perfect. Jokes with life changing advice. Seal and a comedian having more in common than we thought. Great chemistry.
    Awesome Theo!

  • @wakeup6723
    @wakeup6723 Před 4 lety +54

    This is the only podcast jocko will open up on.. Pretty cool especially after watching his Dakota Meyer podcast that was pretty intense and it's cool to see him lighten it up every once in a while

  • @ajrob77
    @ajrob77 Před 4 lety +18

    Another golden nugget from Theo: “Holler when Father Drosselmeyer is in the building” 😂🤣🙌🏻

  • @Milo19970
    @Milo19970 Před 2 lety +8

    Its been 2 years time for a third one Theo :) this is one of my favorites. He has a new book as well so perfect timing

  • @Teddy_______
    @Teddy_______ Před 4 lety +10

    1:13:43 Jocko saying “hitter” is the best thing ever

  • @tinakmayo
    @tinakmayo Před 4 lety +16

    "You're at war, you have a mission, that's awesome" that statement is true for all of us. We've each got a mission.

  • @hitmanforeverjohnlynch8160
    @hitmanforeverjohnlynch8160 Před 4 lety +134

    Theo and jocko should host a podcast together.

    • @Sha0linShadowb0xing
      @Sha0linShadowb0xing Před 4 lety +28

      Rat and the Cap

    • @doughatfield8725
      @doughatfield8725 Před 4 lety +10

      They balance each other well. I was thinking the same thing.

    • @obiwanshinobi-6742
      @obiwanshinobi-6742 Před 4 lety +20

      I’m not sure it’s a sustainable relationship.
      Once a year interview? No problem.
      Working with each other on a weekly basis?may expose some personality conflicts lol

    • @obiwanshinobi-6742
      @obiwanshinobi-6742 Před 4 lety +8

      *quite conversation in which a war torn veteran emotionally details losing his two closest friends and limb*
      *heavy sigh*
      “Alright, back to this hitter”

    • @ChiliDawgActual
      @ChiliDawgActual Před 4 lety

      YIN & YANG PODCAST

  • @gunnermatthey847
    @gunnermatthey847 Před 2 lety

    Ive re watched this so many times. Jocko is a battle hardened veteran who is one of the only people that vibes with Theo's comedy and its damn beautiful. Inspirational listening to this