Tom Segura | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @inFiniteTraCer
    @inFiniteTraCer Před 5 lety +2671

    “I don’t know, dude. If I knew, man, I would know. You know?” -Theo Von

  • @jedidiahlongtree341
    @jedidiahlongtree341 Před 5 lety +432

    35:41
    "I don't know, dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?" - Theo Von, 2019

    • @PlightOfAMan
      @PlightOfAMan Před 5 lety +3

      WhatHighThink Podcast that might have legit pissed Tom off..

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper Před 5 lety +7

      One of the funniest things ever said

    • @dvmn1
      @dvmn1 Před 5 lety +4

      I knew someone would quote that

    • @villehamalainen2541
      @villehamalainen2541 Před 5 lety +2

      That's deep

    • @alexakimov
      @alexakimov Před 5 lety +1

      You don't know til ya know.

  • @joescott2561
    @joescott2561 Před 11 měsíci +70

    I'm still laughing at the guy that said he's high af and for the first 30 minutes , he tried to figure out why there is a flaming glass of orange juice😂😂😂

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck Před rokem +198

    “I feel like if I knew, I’d know, you know?”
    Words to live by Theo 👊

  • @RRRRobbbb
    @RRRRobbbb Před 4 lety +4228

    I’m high af and spent the first 30 seconds of this video trying to figure out why there’s a glass of orange juice on fire.

    • @tylersnick1684
      @tylersnick1684 Před 4 lety +84

      Lmfao

    • @armandocarranco7960
      @armandocarranco7960 Před 4 lety +35

      Wtf lol

    • @sylviem.1299
      @sylviem.1299 Před 4 lety +32

      Yep drugs make me you stoopid.

    • @itzAyden
      @itzAyden Před 4 lety +19

      Lol

    • @spLiffyFOUR20
      @spLiffyFOUR20 Před 4 lety +267

      my high ass was watching the the very first 30 seconds and rewinding trying to find this glass of OJ on fire... took me 3 minutes to give up and then see it on the table later... lmao.

  • @TheFastballs
    @TheFastballs Před 3 lety +2582

    Hearing Tom say, "Dunking looks fun" now is probably the best foreshadowing to his upcoming year possible

    • @Drpeazy
      @Drpeazy Před 3 lety +7

      @Jesus Isn'tReal you are all right now that’s thatroadthe the on up goingwhat’swhywhat’s I aaaattrwhy

    • @booowie8374
      @booowie8374 Před 3 lety +66

      @@Drpeazy cops r after u

    • @SS-L.O.T.O.
      @SS-L.O.T.O. Před 3 lety +18

      And him saying he wishes he was black , maybe his accident might not have happened lmao

    • @donniefights5668
      @donniefights5668 Před 3 lety +6

      Hahaha yooo unreal

    • @fsttag1
      @fsttag1 Před 3 lety +9

      @@booowie8374 lmfaoooooooo dude yes!! They told me they were coming after that guy..

  • @mikep7.
    @mikep7. Před rokem +276

    “I speak enough Spanish to work in a kitchen.” Not even 5 mins in and Theos already got me in stitches 😂🤣🤣

    • @Orange45ajfi
      @Orange45ajfi Před rokem +8

      Do really a lot of mexicans work in the Food industry in america?

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Před rokem +10

      @@Orange45ajfi bruh they all do lmao

    • @Orange45ajfi
      @Orange45ajfi Před rokem +2

      @@Rowsy91 lol

    • @Nephetssings
      @Nephetssings Před rokem +2

      Imagine thinking that’s funny

    • @mikep7.
      @mikep7. Před rokem +13

      @@Nephetssings you’ve clearly never worked in a kitchen

  • @wigglethemiddle1
    @wigglethemiddle1 Před 2 lety +368

    I like Theo because he’s honest and isn’t afraid to admit he doesn’t know something. Sincerity is sorely needed nowadays

    • @mjstevens92
      @mjstevens92 Před rokem +5

      So sincere and endearing. It's so refreshing.

    • @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
      @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM Před rokem

      ​@@mjstevens92just like ur m o m

    • @especiallyabsent
      @especiallyabsent Před 11 měsíci +1

      Until Tom is like "the bill is like $11, what am I supposed to do, calculate?" And Theo just busts out 15% without thinking about it.

  • @germancondor4745
    @germancondor4745 Před 4 lety +2499

    Its nice to see Tom reach out and form a friendship with his first son’s father

  • @stefanod2402
    @stefanod2402 Před 5 lety +400

    "I don't know dude. If I knew, man, I would know. Ya know?"

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz Před 5 lety +10

      “Yeah.”
      ded

    • @JWitt30
      @JWitt30 Před 5 lety +3

      #TheoLogic

    • @C.A.D.
      @C.A.D. Před 5 lety +9

      My favorite part is that it made perfect sense

    • @OKULTRACOMEDY
      @OKULTRACOMEDY Před 5 lety +3

      This is why he's always reminded me of a weird Louisiana Mitch Hedberg

    • @GlidgetRonan
      @GlidgetRonan Před 5 lety +1

      This statement that Theo said was very interesting to me. What he is essentially saying here is, "If I knew, I would tell you, I try not to hide anything". He comes across as such a genuine guy it makes my heart sing.

  • @conorbanaszkiewicz4887
    @conorbanaszkiewicz4887 Před rokem +64

    Theo saying 48 and Tom thinking for a split second he meant 48 years apart before Theo explained that was her age is the most underrated moment in this episode

    • @OnlyBrans
      @OnlyBrans Před 10 měsíci

      Feels more like he’s ‘Yes and’-ing

    • @timvarano5562
      @timvarano5562 Před 10 měsíci +1

      He was probably thinking.. "my wife is 48....."

  • @samanthaorick2280
    @samanthaorick2280 Před rokem +62

    "But when I ask my inner spirit did it happen.."🤣 I laughed out loud. It's takes a lot for me to laugh out loud cause I'm dead inside, but great episode, I also adore Tom.

    • @lorettadobson902
      @lorettadobson902 Před rokem +1

      Someone made feel like that once,then one day I stop crying about what was lost and gone then I seen it for the blessing full of life lessons thanking God once again for saving me giving me strength, that was in 17' now fuck that insane narcissistic waste of oxygen AN EX= PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thatslavicdude
      @thatslavicdude Před rokem

      @@lorettadobson902 dude you sound fuckin crazy lmao stop trauma dumping in the comment section 💀can you not afford a therapist or something? 😂😭

  • @3EBstudio
    @3EBstudio Před 4 lety +602

    'Bobby is like a war veteran who didn't even serve' lol ... loooool.

  • @westofwahpeton4692
    @westofwahpeton4692 Před 5 lety +2733

    Tom looks like the very outside piece of those Russian nesting dolls.

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 Před 5 lety +29

      Trooper Jett 🥇

    • @grantstonex
      @grantstonex Před 5 lety +73

      Wow. Well fucking done. One of the best/original slams i've seen in the comments.

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian Před 5 lety +15

      I think they call those Babooshkas, which I also believe is the russian word for Grandma

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Ervinabrahamian i believe so you are right about babooshka lol im english i call my gma babooshka lol

    • @RK-ti2qq
      @RK-ti2qq Před 5 lety

      Gold

  • @OdintheGermanShepherd
    @OdintheGermanShepherd Před rokem +236

    Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.

  • @sybilgillespie8019
    @sybilgillespie8019 Před rokem +123

    I love listening to theo at night when I'm laying in bed going to sleep. But I have to turn it off because I start laughing Everytime. So funny.

  • @davidlrogers
    @davidlrogers Před 5 lety +253

    1:44:00 "i have bad circulation, in my legs; in my arms i can do almost anything" - Tom's face lmfaooo

    • @DatHombre
      @DatHombre Před 5 lety +12

      @@corbinwhite9383 so funny /s

    • @owenschilling7707
      @owenschilling7707 Před 5 lety +5

      Genius bit, it seems effortless

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 Před 5 lety +2

      Dave Rogers Tom’s thinking, “wow! This guy is hilarious!”

    • @MegaFlorest
      @MegaFlorest Před 5 lety

      @@susie7336 I think he appreciated Theo's non sequitur, quirkyness, but it's "Cool guys" that Tom truly find hilarious: czcams.com/video/duV7-0Sw2N0/video.html

    • @ruggerosmith1167
      @ruggerosmith1167 Před 5 lety

      Corbin White it's spelled "cock".

  • @nefo8167
    @nefo8167 Před 5 lety +194

    “Bobby is a throw pillow that occasionally does things” 😂😂😂

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode Před 5 lety +7

      laughed out loud and I haven't even heard this part yet.

    • @dakronikles
      @dakronikles Před 5 lety

      Oh my goddddd

    • @Ghostwolf173
      @Ghostwolf173 Před 5 lety

      almost made Tom spit up his water.

  • @KrystalMimms
    @KrystalMimms Před rokem +23

    "...it got weird towards the end"
    "It got weird towards the end IN COURT"
    LOL that was an underrated line

  • @HernandezCuhh
    @HernandezCuhh Před 5 lety +94

    Theo Von: “I don’t know dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?”

  • @Mslalastephanie
    @Mslalastephanie Před 3 lety +305

    Tom: she was so hideous
    Theo: was she strong at least?

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 Před 3 lety +32

      This dude's brain is... beyond the average person's.

    • @hambone3145
      @hambone3145 Před 3 lety +6

      I know lmao I was dying

    • @ibe4205
      @ibe4205 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Mike-sp4iz I always think about this and I think it’s a combo of both

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Mike-sp4iz Bruh, I'm saying only a magical brain can think of such a thing to say no matter what the purpose.

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 Před 3 lety

      @@wingnutmcspazatron3957 his Forte is surmising, he's quick but you need to get out more. He's funny, but you being blown away speaks more to your limited interactions than some unrecognized genius on display.

  • @jrg1121
    @jrg1121 Před rokem +9

    The stories these guys are passing are super interesting. They've both lived such unique lives.

  • @user-xq8fu8pq2w
    @user-xq8fu8pq2w Před 10 měsíci +4

    U can tell Theo asking Tom to take him on a Spanish comedy tour was from the bottom of his heart

  • @adamc9771
    @adamc9771 Před 5 lety +985

    #TheoGate has spawned the best free unintentional interest for these two dudes to talk to each other.

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 Před 5 lety +29

      Unintentional? Hmmm maybe. Maybe manufactured? Nothing better for views and likes than some scandal!

    • @adamc9771
      @adamc9771 Před 5 lety +85

      @@johnedward8352 100% curated by the fans and then tom and theo brilliantly went along with it.

    • @RK-re5tj
      @RK-re5tj Před 5 lety +18

      We're pawns in their game

    • @Alextruthful
      @Alextruthful Před 5 lety +15

      Manifest destiny

    • @vincebay1798
      @vincebay1798 Před 5 lety +8

      Everybody likes to laugh and be happy. That’s the message

  • @timaldridge84
    @timaldridge84 Před 5 lety +374

    The 1st openly gay fighter was Brendan Schaub. Come on Theo you knew this

    • @ivoxvxi7482
      @ivoxvxi7482 Před 5 lety +2

      Man went out with ronda rousey, youve no business calling him gay 😂

    • @jswany72
      @jswany72 Před 5 lety +4

      Underrated comment 👌🏻

    • @northeastslingshot1664
      @northeastslingshot1664 Před 5 lety +46

      @@ivoxvxi7482 Rhonda " strap-on " Rousey?

    • @johng8671
      @johng8671 Před 5 lety +5

      @@northeastslingshot1664 Haha Navi out here pretending he doesn't want to be dominated and hip tossed by Ronda, what a time to be alive

    • @patrickoneal4082
      @patrickoneal4082 Před 4 lety

      I was literally about to comment the same thing. Touche Sir

  • @sharky5505
    @sharky5505 Před rokem +9

    Tom is honestly one of nicest guys i’ve seen in the comedy world

  • @jonslaughter3369
    @jonslaughter3369 Před rokem +6

    You’re such a powerful creator Theo, you can create whatever you want in the space of intimacy.

  • @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy
    @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy Před 4 lety +344

    “ He was hufflepuff and I was Sniffendor” -Theo.
    It’s truly amazing how unbelievably quick witted Theo is with his comedy. It’s instant. Truly amazing when you stop and appreciate it. Keep it up Theo, I sense you’re secretly down af on yourself but believe me, you got a lot of fans my man!

    • @Wildchile
      @Wildchile Před 2 lety +4

      fckn hilarious

    • @junglistsoul-jah4903
      @junglistsoul-jah4903 Před 2 lety +4

      Silly u know he had that one loaded up

    • @ibelieveyourlies1984
      @ibelieveyourlies1984 Před rokem +2

      @@junglistsoul-jah4903 Yeah you can tell he has them saved up and is just looking for a place to put them

    • @drewtap
      @drewtap Před rokem

      bro its crazy how guests dont even notice it

    • @roblockster9905
      @roblockster9905 Před rokem +2

      @@junglistsoul-jah4903 Maybe, but he does those off the cuff a ton.

  • @andeswalk7909
    @andeswalk7909 Před 5 lety +1005

    100% approve of this layout. Sick new studioo

    • @_idiot
      @_idiot Před 5 lety +8

      that buzzing in the background is a little annoying

    • @_idiot
      @_idiot Před 5 lety +81

      nevermind i think it's brendan using a vibrator

    • @skinnybonejonezz
      @skinnybonejonezz Před 5 lety +2

      I was skeptical during first episode with Delia, but it’s pretty badass now that it’s done

    • @robertjackson6056
      @robertjackson6056 Před 5 lety +14

      Is there a picture of the whole podcastville wall?

    • @T2Darlantan
      @T2Darlantan Před 5 lety +12

      looks like they didn't finish Bill Burr's wife's face on the Podcastville thing, almost seems racist

  • @asdfghjkil-pj1gf
    @asdfghjkil-pj1gf Před 3 měsíci

    Tom would make an amazing therapist. The way he interacts with Theo is so genuine and sincere.

  • @murdockqotsa
    @murdockqotsa Před rokem +1

    "And violencia" as he makes a stabbing motion at 4:20 fujcking killed me and of course it's at 420

  • @Laurendezvous
    @Laurendezvous Před 5 lety +1150

    I think my favorite thing about Tom and Theo together is how Tom doesn’t know if he should laugh at some of the silly shit Theo says

    • @Laurendezvous
      @Laurendezvous Před 5 lety +20

      Holy Hand Grenades kay

    • @LJ-MMA
      @LJ-MMA Před 5 lety +12

      You just told everyone... Grows some balls and talk to a women in real life, not like that either mate

    • @josiffexplosiff1
      @josiffexplosiff1 Před 5 lety +3

      Why?

    • @WERK777
      @WERK777 Před 5 lety +19

      When he looks at everyone else and half smiles :P

    • @kristopherrice1465
      @kristopherrice1465 Před 5 lety +1

      Lauren W 😍

  • @aaroneusjames2342
    @aaroneusjames2342 Před 4 lety +98

    "a mixed baby stops shaking it's rattle." 😂
    brilliant.

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz Před 4 lety +3

      Damn I commented this and scrolled down and saw this lol nice

  • @megyskermike
    @megyskermike Před 10 měsíci +1

    Tom's expression when Theo shows him the "cyst" is absolutely hilarious. Looks like its a scene from a movie; killed me 😂

  • @mohjothecat7683
    @mohjothecat7683 Před rokem +2

    He started chuckling, knowing he had a great line, waiting patiently for his turn and then said, "Yeah, it's almost like I'm the Sloth of Ball Street," 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull Před 5 lety +529

    Andrew Santino on Tigerbelly and Tom Segura on This Past Weekend
    The podcast gods are smiling down upon us

    • @nv3831
      @nv3831 Před 5 lety +12

      cheers ill drink to that bro

    • @TheDuke4100
      @TheDuke4100 Před 5 lety +15

      an angry ginger is never going to be funny...but each to their own

    • @LPJMagicmusic
      @LPJMagicmusic Před 5 lety +9

      @@TheDuke4100 bill burr is the only one to break that barrier, for me anyway.

    • @hamschh
      @hamschh Před 5 lety +17

      ive never laughed at anything andrew santino's said

    • @pablochavez1497
      @pablochavez1497 Před 5 lety +10

      Santino is the worst....Most these guys are doing well because of Joe Rogan. Tom,Bert,Andrew, # hacks

  • @FTWinnick
    @FTWinnick Před 4 lety +565

    Theo is turning into my favorite interviewer. His questions are so thoughtful/wholesome yet funny/quirky. He seems quite sad though I think he's lonely.

    • @wayned535
      @wayned535 Před 4 lety +70

      You ever watched the h3podcast with him? He kinda touches on his loneliness. I feel him tho, I feel the same way. Alot of people like me because I'm friendly and love people but I'm weird and lonely at the same time lol.

    • @DClean
      @DClean Před 3 lety +51

      @@wayned535 Hey man, thats why I relate so much to Theo. Im the same way. Im this insular, kind of self preserving entity. I want to live by myself, but I still appreciate human contact. Its just that, I need to sleep in y own bed, and l need my own space. I like the idea of a family, and im getting older, but i feel like it would be very suffocating at the same time. Maybe its just called being selfish. Still tryna firgure it out.

    • @lucasloucetios164
      @lucasloucetios164 Před 3 lety +14

      Sam Pickles that’s not called being selfish. That’s called discomfort with intimacy.. and can be worked through.

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 Před 3 lety +18

      @@DClean i cleaned houses for a long time and you wouldnt believe how many happily married people sleep in different bedrooms have separate office or getaways. Most people need space. Me and my wife are the opposite but everybody has a way of making it work.

    • @danieljak2784
      @danieljak2784 Před 3 lety +18

      Wayne maybe look at it as you haven’t found many people as interesting as yourself? That’s not a bad thing, maybe just force yourself to start conversations with different people. What I’ve learned in 40 years of life is the cool/weird people are the quiet ones. If that doesn’t work, smoke some weed and get a bulldog....endless years of comedy and a best friend who never double crosses you! Just a thought bro.

  • @osirispereyra8608
    @osirispereyra8608 Před rokem +2

    The sniff after Theo mentions cocaine definitely brought him back 😂 55:25

  • @the_dj_max
    @the_dj_max Před rokem +9

    Theo is way smarter than he makes himself seem. He said “he had a Wolf I’m talking like Jack London” and only somebody with a 5th grade reading level could know about White Fang & Call of the Wild 😂

  • @nickbotic
    @nickbotic Před 3 lety +95

    "You know what I'm talkin' about?"
    "...no but keep going."
    Any podcast with Theo in a nutshell.

  • @deathmonktv7626
    @deathmonktv7626 Před 5 lety +226

    Bobby Lee is peeking from behind Tom's chair. Nosotros Papaya.

    • @russiaprivjet
      @russiaprivjet Před 5 lety +2

      Is that kalayla next to him too? Haha

    • @GriseldaBSF410
      @GriseldaBSF410 Před 5 lety +2

      @@beansntoast You think thats bad take a look at his saved videos lmao

    • @mrimpossible4353
      @mrimpossible4353 Před 5 lety +1

      Bobby Lee hasn't left the comedy store in months.

    • @deathmonktv7626
      @deathmonktv7626 Před 5 lety

      @@beansntoast maybe one that's been held back a few times.

    • @dustinrisinger1958
      @dustinrisinger1958 Před 5 lety

      I love how they made Bobby have down syndrome

  • @TheMackDaddyXD
    @TheMackDaddyXD Před rokem +2

    I LOVE when Theo does his sponsorship clips and goes “I remember this one time…” no you didn’t Theo lolllll

  • @John-mf1sz
    @John-mf1sz Před 11 měsíci +5

    Tom is too genuine to be having a conversation with Theo 😂
    It’s legitimately hilarious how funny it is that takes everything he says seriously and responds accordingly.

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177

    “I’d rather see my Dad beat my mom than to see my dad wearing elbow pads” 😂😂😂😂

    • @justingary9982
      @justingary9982 Před 4 lety +41

      Or... Go to my dad's funeral 200 times than him come home safe with a f**kin bike helmet on 😂

    • @ivanb7809
      @ivanb7809 Před 4 lety +7

      Whats the time stampp

    • @Sticky_Ricky
      @Sticky_Ricky Před 4 lety +8

      @@ivanb7809 around 1:49:00

    • @tonyrichard6285
      @tonyrichard6285 Před 3 lety +3

      If you put this on mute, Tom looks like a child psychologist talking to a second time senior in high school with severe A.D.D.

    • @alfredandersson875
      @alfredandersson875 Před 3 lety +5

      @@tonyrichard6285 epic stolen comment

  • @Patriotsoftwash
    @Patriotsoftwash Před 5 lety +986

    I think I'd trust Theo with my kid way more than Santino or D'elia.
    Bobby is just off the list.

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 Před 5 lety +181

      I wouldn't trust Bobby with a goldfish

    • @jordanadams4360
      @jordanadams4360 Před 5 lety +100

      Delia doesn’t even watch his own dogs

    • @psychobeefsticker
      @psychobeefsticker Před 5 lety +55

      Bobby is probably the weirdest . idk how he has a girlfriend

    • @jim1550
      @jim1550 Před 5 lety +10

      Bobby actually responded to this. Seriously, he is normal all Korean raising kids. Would you rather some psycho cranked on juice teaching your kid "normal"shit for the extra 50c?

    • @ghost3918
      @ghost3918 Před 4 lety +46

      @@jordanadams4360 those aren't his real dogs. He pays someone to bring them over all the time. Chris Delia is a phony.

  • @joshuahunyady3736
    @joshuahunyady3736 Před rokem +25

    Hahahaha seriously watching this while working as a cook at the ramada. I lost it.

    • @itsamemario5724
      @itsamemario5724 Před rokem

      Give me your credit card info why don't you lol

    • @trevorhill5560
      @trevorhill5560 Před rokem

      @itsa me mario a cook at ramada? bet there isn't even anything on that debit card.

  • @jimmyjunk8498
    @jimmyjunk8498 Před rokem +10

    This is one of the most chill I've seen Tom and that's wild because he's usually pretty relaxed but he seems comfortable and not "on".

  • @ragingmcqueen
    @ragingmcqueen Před 2 lety +21

    Theo: I love being apart of surgeries... on myself,
    Also theo: I've had enough of medical professionals.
    These guys absolutely kill me

  • @daltonbradford6335
    @daltonbradford6335 Před 4 lety +118

    I love when Theo expands on his random statements it's priceless.

    • @magicsugarbump4972
      @magicsugarbump4972 Před 2 lety +9

      When he said be likes to be present during surgical procedures i lost it man lol

    • @longdong3889
      @longdong3889 Před rokem

      Tom barely let him talk, just a jerk!

  • @fiLthy_Rx
    @fiLthy_Rx Před 5 lety +87

    Tom Segura is easily one of my favorite podcast guests out there, he's almost always funny and conversations with him never get stale.

    • @Michael-jr5ie
      @Michael-jr5ie Před 5 lety +6

      he is also super smart, particularly business wise. his peers say this a lot. a great example was him talking about the owner trying to pull a fast one but he knew the exact number he should be paid based on keeping track of ticket sales, prices and his contract specifics. sounds simple but im sure many just take the check and leave.

  • @Fulcata
    @Fulcata Před 4 měsíci +1

    The Flowers for Algernon reference going over Tom's head was peak

  • @user-dc1zm9ee1z
    @user-dc1zm9ee1z Před 10 měsíci +2

    Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.. Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny..

  • @lancechampion719
    @lancechampion719 Před 5 lety +206

    Tom and Theo both worked in pizza parlors?
    Anyone else wanna see them do a Something’s Burning with Bert for their comeback episodes?

    • @rotta2736
      @rotta2736 Před 5 lety +1

      Didn't Tom leave ATC tho?

    • @PowerHouse1987
      @PowerHouse1987 Před 5 lety

      O my god yessss!!

    • @TomasG18
      @TomasG18 Před 5 lety

      God yes....

    • @jeffboyd8139
      @jeffboyd8139 Před 5 lety +2

      @@rotta2736 yeah but do you need to be part of ATC to be a guest on a show on that network?

    • @rotta2736
      @rotta2736 Před 5 lety

      @@jeffboyd8139 I feel like you do, cause I haven't seen him on ATC literally since he left

  • @Critt75ih
    @Critt75ih Před rokem +1

    Theo, I found you from “This is Not Happening”. Love your comedy! You have such a unique view on things. A true individual that will not be mistaken for anyone else.

  • @johnnyk1499
    @johnnyk1499 Před rokem +3

    49:40 when he talks about hooking up with a 45 yr old woman at 16 😂

  • @Rs-xw4bj
    @Rs-xw4bj Před 5 lety +147

    Honestly I love the mural so much, it’s so cool to figure out who’s who. I almost died laughing when I saw Bobby lee behind the closeups of Tom

  • @brendan3894
    @brendan3894 Před 5 lety +364

    RIP Billy Conforto, a busboy gone too soon

  • @orangewaters1559
    @orangewaters1559 Před rokem +5

    2023 is coming up close. Where’s that Theo and Tom Spanish tour? 😂

  • @Slim.Shaggy
    @Slim.Shaggy Před 10 měsíci +2

    Tom saying chris would be the best to take care of his kids didnt age well

  • @blickygobrrrrr
    @blickygobrrrrr Před 4 lety +445

    Theo Von is one of the most underrated comedians out there. Funny as hell! Especially in a free form conversation setting like this.

    • @danielgrinnell9998
      @danielgrinnell9998 Před 4 lety +23

      He's better in this format then his standup I've watched.

    • @rockstarzee19
      @rockstarzee19 Před 4 lety +12

      Exactly! Podcasts are really like freestyle comedy and Theo is incredibly quick witted in these situations.

    • @McShag420
      @McShag420 Před 4 lety +14

      His jokes are so wild sometimes they go right past even the best of comedians. I find myself laughing so hard at shit that goes right by his guests.

    • @blanerampart4986
      @blanerampart4986 Před 4 lety +6

      @@danielgrinnell9998 Agree. Watched his special and it was quite hit and miss. His style of humor really shines in this format. Some of the throw away things he says are fucking hilarious.

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth Před 4 lety +2

      Kyle Watanabe he’s not underrated at all man people love him

  • @sooperfly88
    @sooperfly88 Před 4 lety +210

    " He was hufflepuff, and I was sniffindorf"😂😂😂 Classic Theo.

  • @dariusbahrami8629
    @dariusbahrami8629 Před rokem +7

    One of my all time favourite podcasts.. will always come back to this!

  • @angelaseymour4464
    @angelaseymour4464 Před rokem +4

    Theo and Tom definitely have two of the best voices, especially when I’m lying there and trying to sleep after third shift. Very even keel, very pleasant, very funny but I do eventually have to stop it because I start laughing too much.

    • @airportsecurityaustria182
      @airportsecurityaustria182 Před rokem +1

      Yeah theo has that kinda innocent inflection in his voice and tom talks really monotonous and calm.

  • @zachfarnitano3496
    @zachfarnitano3496 Před 5 lety +107

    Right at the end dropped that little "oh I didnt even bring up chihuahua gate" .... I see what your doin big papa👀

    • @purpledurtysprite
      @purpledurtysprite Před 5 lety

      i need context pls whats chihuahua gate?

    • @comegetthathitter6935
      @comegetthathitter6935 Před 5 lety +4

      @Dragondick Lunatic he stayed fucked up back then. He probably was just holding someone else's dog. There no reason to lie about having a dog. It makes no sense.

    • @jakrispy3418
      @jakrispy3418 Před 5 lety +2

      I kno right! That bastard planned tht shit!

    • @worldofwarcraftxenon6871
      @worldofwarcraftxenon6871 Před 5 lety +1

      Look into it! Theo was on toms show lately all after Theo Gate reached a high #theogate and even in that episode Christina says she wants theos Pe- chiwawa

    • @dr.celsius886
      @dr.celsius886 Před 5 lety +4

      @Dragondick Lunatic i saw a reddit post where theo is HOLDING A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA. #CHIHUAHUAGATE

  • @Laura-qo5tx
    @Laura-qo5tx Před 5 lety +111

    I think his appearance on Rogan was what helped launch Theo's success. I know back in Feb 2017 I saw him for the first time and fell in love with his comedy.

    • @skilletburritos8464
      @skilletburritos8464 Před 5 lety +17

      This & being on joey cocos pod numerous times where coco actually just sits there & lets theo talk. Not many are given that opportunity and i love uncle joey to death.

    • @user-yq3yp9gy6q
      @user-yq3yp9gy6q Před 5 lety +2

      Laura you could say that about so many podcasters

    • @genericname2982
      @genericname2982 Před 5 lety +5

      If I had to bet on it, I'd bet all my money on his Rogan appearances springboarding his success. I'm sure other appearances gave him exposure, but most of the volume probably came from Rogan. Once discovered, his podcast kept his audience and built loyalty.

    • @fatboybiking3874
      @fatboybiking3874 Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah I think I saw him with Rogan first and then on jk news shortly after that and I’ve been a fan ever since

    • @noahanderlick5707
      @noahanderlick5707 Před 5 lety +3

      "Me and Darrel Strawberry"

  • @tj7248
    @tj7248 Před rokem +3

    Some of my favorite comedians. Tom is my favorite comedian and Theo is hilarious AND have such a crush on him

  • @andrewgutierrez2900
    @andrewgutierrez2900 Před rokem

    Thank you Theo for having only short ads on here. The long ones disrupt the flow of the podcast.

  • @dominicg554
    @dominicg554 Před 5 lety +168

    Theo lookin like Tom Waits drank Mark Wahlberg's Polyjuice potion and its wearin off

  • @aliciarose1693
    @aliciarose1693 Před 5 lety +1115

    Seeing them genuinely make each other laugh feels good in my soul. I hated Theogate.

    • @rogerstone481
      @rogerstone481 Před 5 lety +18

      Whats theo gate?

    • @rogerstone481
      @rogerstone481 Před 5 lety +7

      @@4purs ah thats weird. The he said she said crap in show business is way past its lease.

    • @aliciarose1693
      @aliciarose1693 Před 5 lety +56

      Everyone kept assuming that Christina and Theo had a fling as well. I'm a mommy and a gang rat so the whole thing felt like I was watching my parents get a divorce or something. I hated it, so glad it's over. 👖🐀👑❤

    • @joshnovosad3414
      @joshnovosad3414 Před 5 lety +9

      Dog Gate is now open to interpretation

    • @dominicg554
      @dominicg554 Před 5 lety +52

      Anyone else think they all just agreed to cover it up for practical reasons? Makes a lot of sense to me... 😗

  • @askyourmother451
    @askyourmother451 Před rokem +20

    One day I want to see theo go back to his town and have a meet up with all the people he grew up with

  • @MaigreMou
    @MaigreMou Před rokem +6

    I rarely listen to 2 hours podcast but I found this discussion delightflul and really genuine :) good stuff !

  • @brettorrmusic
    @brettorrmusic Před 3 lety +150

    TOM: I was in a steam room.
    THEO: I was in a self-esteem room.

  • @brittmeinke2751
    @brittmeinke2751 Před 5 lety +205

    "I speak enough to work in a kitchen" lmao

  • @chrisd6287
    @chrisd6287 Před rokem

    "Bill Belechick in wig" literally made me spit my drink out! Omg I was notttttt RDY for that. Absolutely dying!!!!!

  • @Simon-et5jk
    @Simon-et5jk Před rokem

    Theo the man, does not carry on the conversation by responding to the guests anwser yet he answers with his own similar experience! we all know one person like that, BRAH KEEP THE CONVO GOING! gang gang

  • @XavierCastillo
    @XavierCastillo Před 5 lety +212

    So glad you've got Bert Kreischer's friend on today!

  • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762

    Damn just heard about that embankment bad boi passing away....RIP Billy Conforto

    • @_sowhat_
      @_sowhat_ Před 5 lety +16

      where ya been, bud?

    • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
      @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 Před 5 lety +43

      deg By the interstate with them roids bruh, waiting for billy and Theo to swing by....they never showed up and I got worried so I looked into it and found the bad news....rip

    • @_sowhat_
      @_sowhat_ Před 5 lety +20

      Lol that's rough. Sorry you had to find out like that, man.

    • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
      @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 Před 5 lety +10

      Matt Grace I appreciate that bruh, onward

    • @Cloncurryboi88
      @Cloncurryboi88 Před 5 lety +1

      Blake Haggard 😂

  • @nathanmazz3965
    @nathanmazz3965 Před rokem +6

    Hearing, "we're planning the tour 2020" "ah, I'm gonna need more time, maybe 2023" aged like fine wine

  • @anthonyvillarreal8408

    This is the most I've seen theo be serious and I love it!!!

  • @andrewptob
    @andrewptob Před 3 lety +390

    Tom seems like a really nice person. Like, he would definitely babysit your kid last minute or give you a ride out of the blue.

    • @ragingmcqueen
      @ragingmcqueen Před 2 lety +67

      Yea but he is gonna give you mad shit for it tho🤣

    • @Shoota5269
      @Shoota5269 Před rokem +8

      @@ragingmcqueen mossst definitely 😂

    • @mikeharris4562
      @mikeharris4562 Před rokem +2

      Lol with what I’ve heard from Tom lol there is no way he would look after my kids 😂

    • @merp9211
      @merp9211 Před rokem +3

      He’d help you move. 😊

    • @trerowe22
      @trerowe22 Před rokem +3

      He'd offer you his jacket in the movie theater.

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 Před 5 lety +68

    Out of all the personalities that are now making a podcast together these 2 need more than anyone. That shit would be like watching 2 serial killers get away with it but without the guilt of feeling bad for the victims

  • @tzeimi_
    @tzeimi_ Před 2 lety +1

    “I speak enough Spanish to work in a kitchen” 😂😂 my guy 🤌🏼 lmao!!

  • @jhm1069955
    @jhm1069955 Před rokem +8

    “the whopper looks like it just got out of a domestic dispute”. i haven’t laughed that hard in years. and he said it like its a normal thought

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 Před 4 lety +123

    "I got coked up with this girl let her cut something outta my hip"
    -Theo

  • @tattoolady68
    @tattoolady68 Před rokem

    Theo you're so adorably funny 😁! Sometimes unintentionally and it comes across as so genuine. That's part of your comedy charm!

  • @thetrumanshowpartsunkown205

    "SNOW CONE MACHINE" fucking epic, never a dull moment with Theo

  • @DClean
    @DClean Před 3 lety +146

    Damn this was fantastic, Tom played the straight man, and Theo was goofin off, the chemistry was spot on.
    I felt like I was sitting around the table with the boys, which I havent done in many years.
    Thanks for the laughs and the smiles guys.

  • @Twigg4075
    @Twigg4075 Před 4 lety +250

    "What's the biggest age gap for you?" -Tom
    "Besides when I came out of my mom?" -Theo

    • @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr
      @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr Před 4 lety +13

      Tom just replied with a "right" 🤣

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches Před 4 lety +1

      Twigg4075 damn I gotta hear that what time ?

    • @dumbeldore9067
      @dumbeldore9067 Před 4 lety +6

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. TIME STAMPS PEOPLE

    • @OhhSwapy
      @OhhSwapy Před 4 lety

      Then he said 48 lmao... but cleared it up

    • @dumbeldore9067
      @dumbeldore9067 Před 4 lety +4

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches not writing The time stamp i meant

  • @CTCP99
    @CTCP99 Před rokem

    The way Theo looks when he says “my whole life I worked in pizza parlours “ like something outta zoolander😂

  • @randybechillin
    @randybechillin Před 9 měsíci +1

    4 years later and I’m just finding out about Theo. Dudes built different. Great content.

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO Před 5 lety +324

    Like I said before, Theo is welcome to be Mexican any time. We welcome him with open arms.

    • @Hallucinato444
      @Hallucinato444 Před 5 lety +30

      "like i said before" nobody reading this even knows u

    • @lowkeybeats4330
      @lowkeybeats4330 Před 5 lety +7

      Put the knives down first papa

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 Před 5 lety

      He doesn't want it

    • @projectivemotion
      @projectivemotion Před 5 lety +3

      all he has todo is get a tattoo of his last name and he's in

    • @darrensimmy870
      @darrensimmy870 Před 4 lety

      I'd love to travel to Mexico. Thinking about next year for several months. Amazing people and country don't know If it's safe to travel

  • @Scanlan5
    @Scanlan5 Před 5 lety +570

    The funny thing is Tom and Theo are actually a great podcast combo

    • @dannywilliams3764
      @dannywilliams3764 Před 4 lety +14

      Fuck Schaub. Get t-bunz on KATS

    • @Scanlan5
      @Scanlan5 Před 4 lety +3

      Danny Williams nah

    • @MultiFab14
      @MultiFab14 Před 4 lety +12

      good without his wife hey

    • @davidl1390
      @davidl1390 Před 4 lety +4

      This was incredibly boring, they have no chemistry. Tom needs the right individual interviewing him because he has no personality.

    • @LockSteady
      @LockSteady Před 4 lety +5

      Way better combo than Brenden Chub

  • @coastaf
    @coastaf Před rokem +9

    Tom has such calm energy but was feeling how many good Theo jokes just passed by

  • @stephaniemullicane8028

    Same about not feeling safe sleeping next to my ma & also when he said “were as close as we can be” word i felt that

  • @Tom-xv5rk
    @Tom-xv5rk Před 4 lety +70

    "Possibly the funniest comedians on the planet...and possibly other planets, we don't know what he does with his spare time."lol

  • @annaanderson9666
    @annaanderson9666 Před 5 lety +117

    That Mural!! Anyone else pause the video just to admire it and giggle at all the podcast universe jokes up there.

    • @TheStu9000
      @TheStu9000 Před 5 lety +6

      I've been trying to google a pic of it, can't find 1 yet :(

    • @mugsylogues
      @mugsylogues Před 5 lety +16

      instagram.com/p/BzRdZpQJb3q/?igshid=17mtkpzmwuoid

    • @ylliberishaj3253
      @ylliberishaj3253 Před 5 lety +3

      I know it’s hilarious

    • @nathanhensn8717
      @nathanhensn8717 Před 5 lety +2

      Does anyone know who the guy with the glasses on blonde hair that's ontop of Tom's right shoulder is suppose to represent?

    • @JKhouri
      @JKhouri Před 5 lety +4

      nathan hensn I think it’s Andy Dick. He was on TFATK with Bobby Lee a while back

  • @TrickyBoa
    @TrickyBoa Před rokem +61

    One of the funniest pods I ever watched 😂

    • @dallassunderland
      @dallassunderland Před rokem

      i didn’t know people actually called these “pods” :/

    • @TrickyBoa
      @TrickyBoa Před rokem

      ?

    • @aleco678
      @aleco678 Před rokem

      @@dallassunderland ur name sucks

    • @Widow-Cicada
      @Widow-Cicada Před rokem +2

      Lost it when they talked about how/why Theo loves surgery

  • @gerardo7111
    @gerardo7111 Před 10 měsíci +3

    2:02:50
    "You shoot big loads" 😂

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 Před 5 lety +310

    this is like watching a schizophrenic with excellent comedic delivery talking to themselves

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 Před 5 lety +7

      I like that👍

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 Před 5 lety +13

      So glad I could be your 69th like. Gonna go have a smoke.

    • @ethanp9068
      @ethanp9068 Před 5 lety

      Evan Abbott I really like that...

    • @steppeinder1002
      @steppeinder1002 Před 5 lety +8

      Oh no, another one who thinks schizophrenia is multiple personalities

    • @CarlosMontesBby
      @CarlosMontesBby Před 5 lety +2

      @@steppeinder1002 never heard of hearing voices? Thats not multiple personality disorder.