Bert Kreischer | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2022
  • Bert Kreischer returns to This Past Weekend for the third time. He chats with Theo about life on the road, gym shower horror stories, his life-changing experience riding a horse and more.
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    Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and actor. Catch him on tour the rest of the year www.bertbertbert.com
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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  Před rokem +95

    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @Jnt710
      @Jnt710 Před rokem +7

      Theo we need a Midwest show 😭

    • @imbaddass1-bq2xk
      @imbaddass1-bq2xk Před rokem +8

      Yea man Billy on the 21 speed

    • @PennyGoneWild
      @PennyGoneWild Před rokem +2

      hey Theo love your stuff! suggest to Bert to change his prayers from help me, help me creator.. to thank you, thank you creator!! and things will really change for him

    • @brandennfinch
      @brandennfinch Před 11 měsíci +2

      1st to 3rd grade..... bs

    • @Devoflex
      @Devoflex Před 9 měsíci

      this is some of the funniest shit ive ever witnessed. It aint often that Theo cant get a word in

  • @PepeSi1via
    @PepeSi1via Před rokem +4115

    This conversation is like a bag of weed talking to a bag of cocaine in a drug dealer's pocket.

    • @r8i0y5
      @r8i0y5 Před rokem +83

      Couldn’t have said it better

    • @josebeltran9498
      @josebeltran9498 Před rokem +31

      😂😹👍🏼 spot on!

    • @CompleteProducer84
      @CompleteProducer84 Před rokem +21

      Absolutely nailed it

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 Před rokem +41

      None of you have ever done weed or cocaine.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem +3

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @sladey21
    @sladey21 Před rokem +426

    Theo just can't take a compliment without giving praise back. What a guy.

    • @autumnsantomauroganggang
      @autumnsantomauroganggang Před 6 měsíci +4

      Or changing the subject. I sincerely had tears when Bert said “I love your brain” because we all feel that way.

  • @akademikz23
    @akademikz23 Před rokem +743

    Theo closing his eyes to visualize Bert's horse riding wet dreams is hilarious 😂

  • @riotpb10
    @riotpb10 Před rokem +366

    Bert: "That's why I don't day drink"
    Also Bert: "I drank all day yesterday"

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock Před rokem +34

      he's so casual about extremely brutal acoholism

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Před rokem +3

      ​@@StarmenRocklmao thats one way to put it.

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock Před rokem +13

      @@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 thats the only way, bert is sick and its super cringeworthy

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Před rokem +1

      @@StarmenRock you know what they say about opinions!

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock Před rokem +21

      @@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 they're all wrong except mine

  • @ddbsketchupforthesoul6488
    @ddbsketchupforthesoul6488 Před rokem +3042

    Theo dude..you completely underestimate yourself. You bring joy and love to so many people. You need to know that brother GANG GANG

  • @Truemeaning-
    @Truemeaning- Před rokem +421

    If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem +3

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @halolynx0114
      @halolynx0114 Před rokem +2

      truly

  • @warsson1
    @warsson1 Před rokem +77

    Theo, one thing watching your interviews has taught me is to always compliment the person who just complimented you immediately. You do it every single time someone says something nice about you, and its so admirable.

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Před rokem +4

      Its cause hes sooo humble. True humility too. Im almost certain he hardly ever thinks of himself. Hes the kind of guy who would help others before helping himself.
      Im very unlike that. Im much more selfish and egotistical.
      And thats how I know how pure and wholesome a guy like Theo is.

  • @TrickyBoa
    @TrickyBoa Před rokem +309

    The way they both show their admiration for one another makes this so great.

    • @chriscollins3470
      @chriscollins3470 Před rokem

      How would that possibly make this great?

    • @TrickyBoa
      @TrickyBoa Před rokem +1

      @@chriscollins3470 ?

    • @Inkaddiction906
      @Inkaddiction906 Před rokem +10

      @@chriscollins3470 because its nice to see mutual appreciation between people we appreciate?

    • @ambermiller3845
      @ambermiller3845 Před měsícem +1

      Agreed…I hate all the hate Bert gets! He’s fuckin great, his wife is great (wife of the party podcast)….it’s great that he has people that love him.

  • @rew_studios
    @rew_studios Před rokem +549

    What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol

    • @n8archy121
      @n8archy121 Před rokem +14

      I normally hate Bert. Happy I gave this a chance, big fan

    • @bane8257
      @bane8257 Před rokem +2

      @@kingxiii4680 projecting

    • @seanwhite9789
      @seanwhite9789 Před rokem +14

      @@n8archy121 same, his laugh turned me off for a really long time. Seems like he’s chilled out with the high pitched screeching while talking tho

    • @anabaird3835
      @anabaird3835 Před rokem +5

      He's also good at stealing stories. "Dan Connor" told that very same story to Rosanne (1990'S ROSANNE show) Rosanne asked if he'd ever bn in love before her. He told her yes & proceeded to describe his 1st major crush. She was a girl he had a class with: He said, "She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe off the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!".
      So either Brett here stole the story from the writers of "Rosanne" or it's one heck of a coinkadink.
      PS: Idr WHICH ep, but it has to be w/in the first 3 seasons bc those are what I have (DVD) & have watched every disc multiple times. Thats why r'mbr it so well. Plus, its such cute & VERY UNIQUE & UNEXPECTED thing to say...err...til NOW 😒.

    • @anabaird3835
      @anabaird3835 Před rokem +2

      @@n8archy121 Ive never seen/heard of Brett b4, but Im instantly put off. Either its one heck of a coinkadink... OR... he stole that story from the writers of ROSEANNE (O.G. 1990'S) about his (supposed) 1st crush as a youth. "Rosanne" asked Dan if he'd ever bn in love before her, & he said "oh YEAH!!..." & proceeded to tell her about a girl who was in one of his classes:
      "...& she had she'd AMAZING toes! She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe of the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!"
      Idr which ep. Seems they were at a fancy restaurant for their anniversary. I know it has to be w/in 1st 3 seasons, bc I have those 1st three on DVD & have watched em several times over.
      (🤪 Im old)
      So thats probly why I remb'r it so well..plus it was such a cute & UNIQUE lil story of boyhood...til NOW. 😒.
      I guess Brett banked on no one knowing/remembering.

  • @gaspck3466
    @gaspck3466 Před rokem +2136

    Theo’s presence is comfortable and cozy like some fresh apple pie

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem +21

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @CrystalBbyUSA
      @CrystalBbyUSA Před rokem +36

      It's funny that you say that bc this is literally my comfort show!! I love sitting on my back porch w my dog late at night and watching this show. It makes me feel sooo so cozy esp the solo episodes.

    • @tannerchopp2107
      @tannerchopp2107 Před rokem +7

      He's a werewolf...

    • @thepodpodbros
      @thepodpodbros Před rokem +8

      Theo has helped me through some really dark times. Glad he was there to help us all grow, laugh, cry, and move onward and upward. I started a podcast called "The Pod Pod Bros" because of Theo. Hope you guys watch and enjoy. Gang Gang 🙏🏽

    • @JRR821
      @JRR821 Před rokem +2

      Cornell West is whack! THOMAS SOWELL is the guy.

  • @victoriasmith1240
    @victoriasmith1240 Před rokem +134

    god i love berts laugh, a dolphin with severe asthma frantically searching for his inhaler

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Před rokem +4

      Lmfaoooo this comment is underrated asf

    • @JasonGenom
      @JasonGenom Před 11 měsíci +13

      It’s fake af

    • @curtisyastic4130
      @curtisyastic4130 Před 10 měsíci +1

      It's because he's literally dying. So funny. Or pathetic...whichever

    • @AshlynPonder
      @AshlynPonder Před 9 měsíci

      #babywalrus

    • @crystal3674
      @crystal3674 Před 9 měsíci +1

      OMG!! I literally just finished reading your comment about Bert's laugh and then BAM! He started laughing! An asthmatic dolphin... All I'm ever going to hear from this day forward!😂🤣

  • @lyndawatson8312
    @lyndawatson8312 Před 11 měsíci +59

    I'm a 73 year old woman and you guys had me in stitches I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

    • @picklefart
      @picklefart Před 11 měsíci +5

      Will you be my grandma?

    • @IsmetAmeti-de6xe
      @IsmetAmeti-de6xe Před 11 měsíci +4

      Gang gang on the way grams!

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 Před 11 měsíci +4

      As a woman also who listens to theos vids, the stories about how much and where they masturbated shocks me. I didnt know it was on their mind so much. It was on mine, I wish us girls knew!

    • @Outside_The_Wall
      @Outside_The_Wall Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@lilme7052 I also wish you girls knew!🤣
      I didn't even thought girls cared at all (because they were so dismissive&"hard to catch" even when they apparently were interested) but growing up&getting older I realised how much love&beautiful moments that I missed out on.
      Hearing the stories now afterwards (having met some of the girls I grew up with) how interested the girls actually were in us guys really is a little bit of a downer but us guys was the only ones that tried to make something happen and the "standoffish"/distant behaviour from the girls made us unfortunately think that none of you felt the same things as us😅🙈
      Sorry for a long reply back🙏🏻
      Be well and I wish you a happy wekeend☀️

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 Před 10 měsíci

      @Outside_The_Wall Its messed up isn't it?! That we like you and you liked us but we played hard to get or thought you didn't like us anyway. My god 😆

  • @MrPittsSox
    @MrPittsSox Před rokem +105

    "Let your mind be a vacant lot where the present moment can loiter"
    Wow Theo!

  • @AwesomeFrank69
    @AwesomeFrank69 Před rokem +323

    Theo..... eyes closed imaging He's on Bert's WET DREAM Horse!?!
    I almost Died 🤣

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @kimTre03
      @kimTre03 Před rokem +4

      I'm fuckin crying over here 😂😂😂

    • @amberwkly3747
      @amberwkly3747 Před rokem +2

      LMAO 😂💀

    • @mindfulnessnow3094
      @mindfulnessnow3094 Před rokem +1

      Time stamp ?

    • @mutsa8
      @mutsa8 Před rokem +2

      Watched it about 10 times. Absolutely hilarious

  • @SONOFABITCH
    @SONOFABITCH Před rokem +6

    "Theo, you are LITERALLY HONESTLY a TREAT to listen to!"
    [proceeds to interrupt Theo for the 44th time]

  • @countslick2924
    @countslick2924 Před rokem +25

    I’ve gone my entire life without admitting that I did what Burt said he did when he first started yanking. This is a cathartic moment for me

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Před rokem +1

      Thats hilarious bro

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 Před měsícem

      Wish you gave a timestamp. I've been listening to this in segments while multi tasking. I'm 2/3 through it & am unsure if I missed it. Hopefully it'll be in this last portion.

  • @trewlyrics
    @trewlyrics Před rokem +177

    The fact Theo brought up his addiction struggles with vaping the moment Bert spoke highly of him is a perfect representation of why I love this dude

  • @ovechkin0831
    @ovechkin0831 Před rokem +503

    I became such a big fan of Theo so quickly after finding out about him. I love your style, your humor, your brain. You're awesome Theo. Thank you for everything you do, brother.

    • @slimmg7566
      @slimmg7566 Před rokem +1

      Just go marry the dude 🤣

    • @ovechkin0831
      @ovechkin0831 Před rokem +11

      @@slimmg7566 sugar daddy vibes? I'm with it.

    • @aka-stavy3926
      @aka-stavy3926 Před rokem +5

      honestly, same here bro. saw him on a tiktok, he cracked me up and down the rabbit hole i went.

    • @JohannenJohnson-li3qz
      @JohannenJohnson-li3qz Před rokem

      Stfu hoe ass pool boy
      I do more tha. You do

    • @rawdaaljawhary4174
      @rawdaaljawhary4174 Před rokem

      Yup, he's one of my favorite comedians.

  • @simons9824
    @simons9824 Před rokem +7

    "The merch" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rougely
    @rougely Před rokem +16

    “Is there alcohol in this?” “No.” “Ohkay.. 😢” LMFAO Bert is the best alcoholic out there.

  • @jimmyjunk8498
    @jimmyjunk8498 Před rokem +192

    I never have to turn the volume up and down as many times as I do listening to Bert on a podcast.

    • @kpeezyforsheezy
      @kpeezyforsheezy Před rokem +32

      You don’t like hearing that squeaky pterodactyl noise Bert calls his laugh at high volumes?

    • @dwj3333
      @dwj3333 Před rokem +19

      His laugh is painful

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @bigdogblast
      @bigdogblast Před rokem +1

      lmfao that is so bert... is no one going to mention how he says ''tattoo'' its like satire almost how he says it... tuttwo

    • @jimmyjunk8498
      @jimmyjunk8498 Před rokem +1

      @@bigdogblast "Ben AFLECK"

  • @thequeenofheartzzz
    @thequeenofheartzzz Před rokem +337

    Bert is so caught up in telling his cocaine story 🤣🤣 he can't even see Theo salivating with every word😁😁

    • @Shrnirpledorp
      @Shrnirpledorp Před rokem +33

      Bert could talk 2 a brick wall

    • @chuckberry1853
      @chuckberry1853 Před rokem +48

      He did the same thing to Bobby Lee with drinking stories on the latest Something’s Burning… there is a serious disconnect in his brain where he is so oblivious to how disrespectful he can be to people who are going through something like that… he claims to be such an “empath”, but doesn’t realize how toxic some of those stories can be to certain people at certain times… love the guy (and that is his chosen branding, that he stays true to), but it was pretty cringe/hard to watch how triggering the topic was to Theo… I definitely appreciate how Theo was so connected to the issue, that he immediately cut to the better help ad read as the story ended…

    • @indicaviking3585
      @indicaviking3585 Před rokem +9

      I love the shot of him clinching his teeth, smiling and giving the ok 👌 signal.

    • @jacobiwilson3887
      @jacobiwilson3887 Před rokem +5

      @@chuckberry1853 I get what you're saying and it was extremely irritating with Bobby Lee but it's not with Theo Von because Theo isn't clean for very long EVER while Bobby was sober for YEARS!

    • @chuckberry1853
      @chuckberry1853 Před rokem +5

      @@jacobiwilson3887 valid points, and I’m definitely picking up what you’re putting down, but I wasn’t qualifying irritability levels for which was better or worse, just pointing out that it was cringe in general… it doesn’t seem as though Bert does it out of malice, or with ill-intent, but being oblivious is just as disrespectful to anyone who openly has issues with that kind of stuff-it was just a moment that seemed a bit too aloof in relation to the gravity of the topic… as was clearly obvious with how Theo’s engagement in the conversation changed so dramatically… lol

  • @TheWhitetailrancher
    @TheWhitetailrancher Před rokem +4

    I can tell you from personal experience that just knowing God without ANY hesitation or care of what anyone else on earth has to say about it. IS JUST CONSTANTLY AWESOME!

  • @TheUsedHu1k
    @TheUsedHu1k Před rokem +21

    Just because you are successful doesn't mean you can't be an alcoholic in denial. Also he seems sweet. Also I love Theo. I'm glad to see him sober. I quit alcohol but started vaping just like him, but now Theo has stopped vaping.....im gonna take it one step at a time...cant beat myself up.

    • @KingBr33ch
      @KingBr33ch Před rokem

      Good job an even worse habit

    • @Daniel-zq1jb
      @Daniel-zq1jb Před rokem +1

      @@KingBr33ch Vaping is horrible but not worse than alcohol

  • @Ryansayer
    @Ryansayer Před rokem +292

    Theo totally titled his memoirs in this podcast “the present moment is loitering in the vacant lot of my mind” Theo’s a damn genius for real.

    • @ripwheeler8175
      @ripwheeler8175 Před rokem +9

      Dude.... This cat is the lord of the English language! When he gives detailed depictions of his life experiences, he is so believable that you would almost think you're listening to an actual 911 call recording.

    • @joshmusic9766
      @joshmusic9766 Před rokem +7

      @@ripwheeler8175 a 911 recording 😂 that’s something Theo would say

    • @theywerecones6691
      @theywerecones6691 Před rokem +1

      Total fucking genius.

    • @sausage5033
      @sausage5033 Před rokem

      Shit sounds philosophical af 😂😂

  • @toonamelts
    @toonamelts Před rokem +257

    Bert saying he’s not an alcoholic and that he’s in good shape right now had me dead

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @dannoreyes1123
      @dannoreyes1123 Před rokem +19

      Dude saying he doesn’t have his first drink until midnight is laughable

    • @Gasser24769
      @Gasser24769 Před rokem +4

      @@dannoreyes1123 he just talked about getting onnit with a key of coke and your calling him laughable , maybe i misinterpreted this comment bro but if you havent been through the trenches i suggest you put the work in you helmet haha

    • @dannoreyes1123
      @dannoreyes1123 Před rokem +26

      @@Gasser24769 what? Lol

    • @Gasser24769
      @Gasser24769 Před rokem

      @@dannoreyes1123 Fuck knows bro

  • @fuhq4022
    @fuhq4022 Před rokem +65

    Both you guys are special handy capable super buddies

  • @kspfiddlefaddle535
    @kspfiddlefaddle535 Před rokem +16

    When he said free bird while the plane is going down 😂 YES

  • @nickg1743
    @nickg1743 Před rokem +77

    Theo, that was the best impression of a man having a nocturnal emission while dreaming of riding a horse I've ever seen

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @rc_htx
    @rc_htx Před rokem +73

    Been married 10 years, and my wife just recently became a fan of theo. I've been a fan for a long time but her jumping on the theo train brought us together just a little bit more and now we send theos vids or shorts to get a much needed laugh throughout the day. Thanks brother.

    • @adcreel9079
      @adcreel9079 Před rokem

      Would you share her stink wink witcha
      boy?

    • @billymanuel1503
      @billymanuel1503 Před rokem +2

      I've been with my wife for 10 years, I've been listening to podcasts/comedians the last 5 and she would listen along and Theo truly brought us together in the same way.. his comedic style just works so well for both of us, we laugh so hard together.

  • @FloridaMan0561
    @FloridaMan0561 Před rokem +25

    Theo Von has definitely become my favorite comic over the past couple of years. Just for the fact that he’s a genuinely good guy on top of being funny AF! Edit: I’m 23 minutes in and my sides are already hurting from laughing so hard! Idk if I can take two more hours!

  • @patrickkrehemker1757
    @patrickkrehemker1757 Před rokem +8

    Honestly I would love to just be in a room and have just a deep conversation with these two. Theo has the ability to have these deep conversations but also have the conversation from way left field. Bert is deep individual too. I just feel like sitting down with them and just chatting about life would be such an amazing experience.

  • @alexhugg
    @alexhugg Před rokem +129

    Bert: “I don’t ever day drink. I can’t do it”
    Bert 1 minute later: “I started drinking at 7am yesterday”

    • @bayareaomg
      @bayareaomg Před rokem +4

      @Some Words mmm fresh cup of heiron before work my fav

    • @masterroshi3548
      @masterroshi3548 Před rokem +1

      The best part of waking up is titos in my cup

    • @jamesjustice8711
      @jamesjustice8711 Před rokem

      Idk why he would even lie about that. He's been on record countless times talking about day drinking. Unless he was lying about those times and exaggerates his party lifestyle. Who knows with Bert?

    • @ashwynlentini1317
      @ashwynlentini1317 Před rokem +1

      That’s not day drinking thats morning drinking😂

  • @Batlca
    @Batlca Před rokem +148

    Love it how Theo jusy sat there and let Bert talk, even though Theo couldn't get a word for himself 😅 I love Theo's one liners.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @chrisS19019
      @chrisS19019 Před rokem +5

      Just like Tom lol

    • @mcnell311
      @mcnell311 Před rokem +8

      “The reason you have Bert as a guest is so you can just relax for 2 hours.” -TS

    • @cmap1503
      @cmap1503 Před rokem +2

      Look at his podcast with Jesse Ventura. Its 10 times worse than this one

    • @66Ack
      @66Ack Před rokem +5

      @@ItzMalick how about you stop spamming accounts and you will grow naturally instead of annoying people.

  • @mnhick86
    @mnhick86 Před rokem +40

    Almost died laughing while bert gave a play by play of his wet dreams as a kid lol Theo is over there with his eyes closes like he's being put into a trance 😂

  • @generalkayoss7347
    @generalkayoss7347 Před rokem +17

    I remember watching Theo on MTV's "Road Rules" back in like 2000. Didn't hear anything about the guy for 20 years and now here he is doing his thing. lol

    • @manda.watching.YouTube
      @manda.watching.YouTube Před rokem +1

      Haha I’m glad I found him a few years ago because my sense of humor was terrible twenty years ago 😹 I wouldn’t have appreciated him.

  • @mistyeyedvaper5537
    @mistyeyedvaper5537 Před rokem +136

    Theo's sponsor breaks are the only sponsor breaks i've ever enjoyed watching and that actually make me giggle. God bless you Theo, you're a gem.

    • @wwo604
      @wwo604 Před rokem +3

      nothing compares to bill burr, but theos are good too

    • @CountDoucheula
      @CountDoucheula Před rokem +1

      Someone's never listened to Cumtown

    • @rickyrocs
      @rickyrocs Před rokem +4

      Get that Hitter !

    • @kylieshaye6562
      @kylieshaye6562 Před rokem +1

      Where did he get the part about the candy canes and walking canes?

    • @julessb
      @julessb Před 11 měsíci

      tim dillion's are pretty funny too

  • @samdeg93
    @samdeg93 Před rokem +105

    Bert: he does things for anti-aging
    Theo: walking, thinking
    😂😂

  • @martyseidel
    @martyseidel Před rokem +9

    Seeing the growth in all of you guys over the past few years has been truly inspiring.

  • @anthonyrosenbaum2640
    @anthonyrosenbaum2640 Před rokem +38

    Lol you could tell Theo wanted to correct him on Wallen each time 🤣🤣

  • @motoroulette2333
    @motoroulette2333 Před rokem +129

    "The way I drink at airports is the way horses run"
    - Bart Kreischer

    • @JennaVonLucius
      @JennaVonLucius Před rokem +2

      "Eat my shorts"
      - Bart Simpson

    • @OSS976
      @OSS976 Před rokem +1

      The horse running part was cracking me up 😂

  • @twodeepmatt
    @twodeepmatt Před rokem +127

    "I'll suck off an aorta!" I died laughing. Theo, you're a treasure and must be protected at all costs.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Před rokem

      ​@@ItzMalickstop this nonsense

  • @TheViceKing1
    @TheViceKing1 Před 3 měsíci +1

    18:14 Bert’s octopus joke is wild 💀💀

  • @jmoney7289
    @jmoney7289 Před rokem +17

    Anytime I feel like a loser I just put on a little Bert to remind me it's not that bad for me

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Před rokem +1

      Lol setting the bar low enough to look okay, I see.

    • @jdawg9137
      @jdawg9137 Před rokem

      He has millions. Still feel better?

  • @Thecrd2
    @Thecrd2 Před rokem +294

    Theo's podcast is better than any other media out today. Its no wonder so many other comedians want to do a podcast with Theo. RIP Shaub.

    • @cpreid
      @cpreid Před rokem +8

      Tuesdays with Stories is much better.

    • @aculeatus4356
      @aculeatus4356 Před rokem +19

      @@cpreid lmfao bad friends is the highest rated podcast, and it trumps this

    • @lenderzconstable
      @lenderzconstable Před rokem +16

      I thought KATS was funny when Theo was on there. It totally turned after he moved to Nashville.

    • @lenderzconstable
      @lenderzconstable Před rokem +4

      @@aculeatus4356 i wish I thought it was funny or that I at least enjoyed bad friends. Same with your moms house podcast with segura but it’s so ordinary.

    • @Nyquil47
      @Nyquil47 Před rokem +3

      Theo is hilarious on his own podcast in his own vibe. Having him on any other podcast just means he'll be cutting off comedians to say "my cousin was raised by a squirrel" 20 times.

  • @bar3lyalive769
    @bar3lyalive769 Před rokem +137

    Literally has Google at his fingertips ...Theo: "I mean I could draw him for you. Well im not even that good at drawing" don't change a thing man love you 🤣

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @InspectorButters4
      @InspectorButters4 Před rokem +1

      Theo is always talking about and wanting to draw something or someone!!! Hahahah I think he secretly wants to be an artist instead of a comedian

  • @rawdaaljawhary4174
    @rawdaaljawhary4174 Před rokem +4

    Love Theo and Bert. ❤ Their pods highlight how good-hearted and thoughtful they are in addition to being brilliant comics.

  • @smartz565
    @smartz565 Před 5 měsíci +3

    theo is just one of a kind man .. gang gang bro

  • @MyNameIsTimIThink
    @MyNameIsTimIThink Před rokem +102

    As someone that used to party. Me and theo saying "TO TAKE HOME????" at the exact same time had me in tears. Love you theo. Love to see you winning brother

    • @kurtstarkey8792
      @kurtstarkey8792 Před rokem +12

      out of everything Bert said... that was the thing Theo just couldn't comprehend. 🤣

    • @brendanwoodley7567
      @brendanwoodley7567 Před rokem +1

      I'm UPSTAIRS

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @jeremydelaney1112
      @jeremydelaney1112 Před rokem +8

      Ya there's no way Bert was correct on that amount he was just given for free fo take home 🤣🤣🤣

    • @funnydonor9484
      @funnydonor9484 Před rokem

      @@ItzMalick but do you have an actual job as well? You know, one that contributes to society in some way…

  • @MREpicIpodApps
    @MREpicIpodApps Před rokem +216

    Bart is so hilarious and goofy but it hit me HARD when he said "I love being alive. My favorite part of being alive is loving that you're alive." Dumb deepness is the best

  • @IdLike2Apologize2AbsolutelyNo1

    bert being the wingman at the end what a true friend. " it aint fun unless we all get some" lol

  • @colinmiller3489
    @colinmiller3489 Před rokem +3

    “If you like threatening your Uber driver and making him go fast” 💀

  • @rygy729
    @rygy729 Před rokem +58

    love when bert talks about his family.. he lights up.. you can tell hes truly happy

    • @gahb4326
      @gahb4326 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Lee-wk3cb hahha im happy to see im not the only one disliking Bert. I cant stand him, his laugh and his lame ass jokes. I have no idea what hes doing between all those talented comedians. but i guess they like him for some reason.

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @Lee-wk3cb he has a right to be happy. You disliking him is petty. Yeah he's a narcissistic drunk, but everyone has the right to be fucking happy. I wish i could be that fucking happy

  • @TheDJOblivion
    @TheDJOblivion Před rokem +44

    Theo is so trustworthy he brings out the absolute best qualities of everyone around him. His friends are so lucky.

    • @avgoustinospatakas7040
      @avgoustinospatakas7040 Před rokem

      All except bill burr

    • @TheDJOblivion
      @TheDJOblivion Před rokem +1

      @@avgoustinospatakas7040 it would be interesting to see bill revisit now that he's done mushrooms and not as... Burrish

    • @avgoustinospatakas7040
      @avgoustinospatakas7040 Před rokem +1

      man , mushrooms got nothing on the old guy burr hides inside and outside of him...pure evil haha

    • @OSS976
      @OSS976 Před rokem

      @@avgoustinospatakas7040 I love Burr but I agree with you haha the two just are polar opposites and don’t mesh at all.

    • @hotdog9262
      @hotdog9262 Před rokem +2

      @@OSS976 id say it was burr flashing his veteran card in the newcomers face. awful mindset to have but very common

  • @BobbyDieMond
    @BobbyDieMond Před 6 měsíci +1

    Whenever I hear the word “Inflammation” Bert is there first thing that comes to my mind.

  • @PCALilly
    @PCALilly Před rokem +4

    This podcast was a wonderful watch. Felt like I was hanging out with buddies I've known for years. Cheers guys.

  • @quinnck
    @quinnck Před rokem +52

    Theo brings the best out of every comedian he brings on the show. Much love, gang baby

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před rokem +36

    Burp CryShart looks like he gets his blood pressure tested with a tire gauge at Jiffy Lube.

  • @boranis
    @boranis Před rokem +3

    Bert's talk about his wife and the fear of "getting caught" is incredibly insightful. Beautiful podcast

  • @reinforcedpenisstem
    @reinforcedpenisstem Před rokem +83

    These two intellectual giants will teach us many a philosophical notion, here.

    • @FartCakes
      @FartCakes Před rokem +1

      @Hash Hey, dumb dumb. You said it twice. A true intellectual giant..

    • @howardhavardramberg7160
      @howardhavardramberg7160 Před rokem

      Gang gang, over.

    • @FartCakes
      @FartCakes Před rokem

      @Hash good job, you deleted. We Tod.

    • @FartCakes
      @FartCakes Před rokem

      @Hash screenshot it for this very moment 🤷‍♂️

    • @Cp_9900
      @Cp_9900 Před rokem

      ‘Intellectual giants’ are usually fucking miserable tbf

  • @LimorG
    @LimorG Před rokem +89

    Theo feels like almost too good of a guy to be a comic. What a sweet dude. And so many hilarious throw away lines that Bart just steamrolled over

    • @lonelylubberkin7299
      @lonelylubberkin7299 Před rokem +4

      You must of watched a different pod, Bert laughed at nearly everything Theo said…

    • @aaronballeck3153
      @aaronballeck3153 Před rokem +1

      Who's Bart

    • @adamobrien1534
      @adamobrien1534 Před rokem +3

      @@aaronballeck3153 Brent kreischer

    • @staywoke2198
      @staywoke2198 Před rokem +1

      @@adamobrien1534 Brendan Kreisher*

    • @bbldrizzzzzy
      @bbldrizzzzzy Před rokem

      @@lonelylubberkin7299 no most of the time he just said his own story and kept talking. Nearly no acknowledgement

  • @naughtmouth9781
    @naughtmouth9781 Před rokem +2

    45:40 what was that laugh bro 😂

  • @donaldmack2307
    @donaldmack2307 Před rokem +12

    Tim Dillion and Theo cannot be compared. Theo is hands down in a league of his own at this place on the podcast spectrum.

  • @MrMichaelll
    @MrMichaelll Před rokem +222

    This is going to be good. Bert and Theo have a great vibe together

    • @grahamsalkeld358
      @grahamsalkeld358 Před rokem +1

      them southern boyz

    • @timstradley5819
      @timstradley5819 Před rokem +4

      @Bubba he’s from the literal southernmost state in the nation

    • @bulldawg71199
      @bulldawg71199 Před rokem +3

      @Bubba Hell nah lol def not from Texas

    • @fatguyonthc
      @fatguyonthc Před rokem +3

      @@timstradley5819 he’s from the coast. The south starts about 40 miles inland 😂

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před rokem +1

      @@fatguyonthc accurate! and ironically it reeeally starts more than 100miles north of where he grew up

  • @dezzmaan5079
    @dezzmaan5079 Před rokem +112

    I’m glad Theo knows we all suffer from mental illnesses that keep us from sleeping at night, so he posts these at this time for all us
    drugged-up nocturnal folks who need a little sunshine in our life… cause we’re gonna sleep all day anyways. Thank you Theo Von.
    Nocturnal Gang gang.

    • @apeface1344
      @apeface1344 Před rokem

      Speak for yourself but there's a lot of us that aren't weak minded freaks that have so called mental illnesses

    • @dezzmaan5079
      @dezzmaan5079 Před rokem

      @@apeface1344 🤣 You’re talking about your dear friend Theo as well bud. Your mental illness just showed itself. You my friend, have a personality disorder. You will reject it, that’s fine, but to me and everyone else that knows anything about psychology will agree. I don’t judge you, don’t worry. (Edit: Possibly a sociopath or some form of psychopathy).

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 Před rokem +3

      @@dezzmaan5079 yeah I don't know why he is watching if it doesn't entertain him. And knowing how hard and long Theo worked to get here, longer than 14 years, complimenting him and encouraging him is just nice and this guy is showing signs of that incel mentality that Cane mentality where if someone is successful in their field and others recognize them, they have to do something to try and ruin it because they cant stand that.

    • @DD-wo7lr
      @DD-wo7lr Před rokem +3

      Wow me right now 🤣😅🤣 love from OZ

    • @dezzmaan5079
      @dezzmaan5079 Před rokem +2

      Mr. @Ape Face decided to delete his comment saying:
      “Speak for yourself, but there’s those of us individuals who aren’t weak minded freaks.”

  • @mrssehrgeil
    @mrssehrgeil Před rokem +6

    The good vibes in this podcast is contagious!

  • @DonnyFettucine
    @DonnyFettucine Před rokem +30

    It's amazing that 10 minutes in Bert finally realizes it's started 😂😂😂

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @asapbruhhhhh
    @asapbruhhhhh Před rokem +22

    Bert legit never stops talking. It’s crazy.

    • @makidiaz3894
      @makidiaz3894 Před rokem +1

      That adderall snaps

    • @asapbruhhhhh
      @asapbruhhhhh Před rokem +3

      @@makidiaz3894 No wonder he and Whitney are best friends.

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Před rokem

      Well he’s entertaining and the guest

    • @asapbruhhhhh
      @asapbruhhhhh Před rokem +4

      @@CAPTINjacksparrow I meant literally ever. Have you seen his podcast with Tom? He doesn’t ever stop talking.

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Před rokem +1

      @@asapbruhhhhh Again entertainment

  • @wick1803
    @wick1803 Před rokem +4

    What a great convo, felt like I was in the room. Shout-out both of yall

  • @manda1123889
    @manda1123889 Před rokem +4

    Appreciate this candid conversation about addiction. No lies detected.

  • @natalie_v0.1
    @natalie_v0.1 Před rokem +16

    dude, to hear bert describe his inner voice just like mine and to see the parallel in my binge drinking hit me in some way

  • @funkeymonkey954
    @funkeymonkey954 Před rokem +11

    I love how excited Bert gets for non existent plans

  • @FanYarnla
    @FanYarnla Před rokem +8

    The way I drink in airports is how horses run

  • @TeepPicks
    @TeepPicks Před rokem +32

    This guy is hilarious! Bert should have him on more often

    • @JennaVonLucius
      @JennaVonLucius Před rokem +3

      This is Theo's podcast and Bert is the guest 🤧😅

    • @manda.watching.YouTube
      @manda.watching.YouTube Před rokem +1

      @@JennaVonLucius lol I think they knew that. I think they were pointing out the fact that Bert did 90% of the talking.

    • @belleboa
      @belleboa Před rokem +2

      It's always berts show wherever he goes lol 😆

    • @K0RN17
      @K0RN17 Před rokem +1

      It’s his episode he is suppose to talk alot

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Před rokem +1

      ​@@JennaVonLuciusr/whoosh

  • @HartJon282
    @HartJon282 Před rokem +36

    Listening to barts line stories made me itch and that isn't even my drug of choice. Stay strong Theo dog - you the man.

    • @em3462
      @em3462 Před rokem +14

      Bert does this to every sober person he speaks to. He questions their sobriety then goes on and on in vivid detail about how much he loves alcohol/drugs. Cannot stand the dude. Although he’s probably doing it because he’s insecure and sober people remind him how out of control he is

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Před rokem

      Weak

    • @HartJon282
      @HartJon282 Před rokem

      @@CAPTINjacksparrow from the guy who changes his YT channel to fictional characters.
      Nice.

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Před rokem

      @@HartJon282 to a channel who uses a boring ass typical name as Brandon… smells like Weak

  • @chrisS19019
    @chrisS19019 Před rokem +11

    I love how much Bert tells Theo people love him.

  • @Harrysimpsxn
    @Harrysimpsxn Před rokem +2

    “And I was riding horses” what😂

  • @jazminermrz
    @jazminermrz Před rokem +10

    I love how bert continuously throughout this episode gives theo his flowers. It's nice to see that he admires him and is okay with letting him know.

  • @HeyThatsInteresting97
    @HeyThatsInteresting97 Před rokem +14

    Adam Sandler came into the restaurant where I work one time, right before the pandemic. He had gone to Magic Mountain with his kids and a buddy that day, and was looking for a place to eat b4 heading back home. He was the coolest guy ever 😊 I managed to withhold my declarations of fandom (unlike Bert) and just served him like anyone else. He was such a kind guest and it was completely surreal to see him in person. Love to the Sandman

  • @Aarohnn
    @Aarohnn Před rokem +22

    This podcast has got me through a lot of tough days at a labor intensive job, the intro song has become so wholesome, top 3 podcasts imo

  • @goshdaneit
    @goshdaneit Před rokem +6

    I'm going to that show in Alaska. Can't wait, Bert! Great episode as usual Theo!

  • @ayox
    @ayox Před rokem +12

    Bret casually trying to bring Theo out of sobriety for 2.5 hrs

  • @andrewtruex
    @andrewtruex Před rokem +23

    Let's hope Theo can get a word in

  • @goosehadley4434
    @goosehadley4434 Před rokem +28

    “Does she bat at the wiener like a cat!” Haha I love that line 😂

  • @joeyanthony7831
    @joeyanthony7831 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Bert never ceases to amaze me how he can make everything about himself 🤣

  • @pgrove
    @pgrove Před rokem +9

    Every time Bert does that fake laugh it wakes my dog up, she's looking around like there's seagulls flying above or something.

    • @FlareooGD
      @FlareooGD Před rokem +1

      that’s his real laugh lol

  • @jamessaldanajr.5902
    @jamessaldanajr.5902 Před rokem +5

    Wow Theo & Bert. So profound. So worth every word. The more you talk with them the more you check in with them the more the relationship grows. It takes the stress off of your life. There is a bigger picture. Thank you both for your honesty. Honestly, thank you.

  • @Tom007Tiger
    @Tom007Tiger Před rokem +25

    As an alcoholic, the segment from .40 to . 50 min in hits home . Not looking for attention even tho I’m typing this but if there’s anyone out there it can get better I struggle everyday not to have a drink

    • @mosval8985
      @mosval8985 Před rokem +6

      Stay strong brother. Gang

    • @charliedillon1400
      @charliedillon1400 Před rokem +5

      Sending thoughts bro. I have three years sober and rarely think about booze at all and I drank like a psychopath for thirty years. Smoke weed and get outside.

  • @ericmcdonald7102
    @ericmcdonald7102 Před rokem +2

    I was having a bad day then I watched this podcast.. saved my day for sure! you both are the best! @TheoVon @BertKreischer

  • @user-md4lg7hz8u
    @user-md4lg7hz8u Před 9 měsíci

    What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol. If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him.

  • @jeremiah1164
    @jeremiah1164 Před rokem +23

    Bert focusing on "drinking in a motel" instead of him noticing "drinking for 6 weeks" is pretty funny

    • @em3462
      @em3462 Před rokem

      Probably the funniest thing he’s ever said. Self awareness level -8000

  • @MrDeadbweast
    @MrDeadbweast Před rokem +80

    Watching this trying not too laugh while everyone is asleep is hard!!

    • @jamoburnsy953
      @jamoburnsy953 Před rokem

      Bruh I feel you gang gang

    • @chadhaa2461
      @chadhaa2461 Před rokem +3

      😂 Same here.. My wife wakes up in the middle of the night and tells me to "shut up the kids have school in the morning"..

    • @MrDeadbweast
      @MrDeadbweast Před rokem +3

      @@chadhaa2461 nah im over here whispering laughing holding it in, you sound like tou are yelling no remorse for anyone if you waking up the dam kidss 😭

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @HkFinn83
    @HkFinn83 Před rokem +3

    I wanna hear more about Berts process. He’s such a deep guy actually, love to hear about his thinking and how he came up with being shirtless

  • @dominiquechew7376
    @dominiquechew7376 Před rokem +4

    "BRING UP THAT SUMMER SAUSAGE" 42:30 had me cryingggg

  • @mdp_-vn4bo
    @mdp_-vn4bo Před rokem +8

    44:36 Bert talks about why day drinking is bad and then immediately says he drank at 7am the day prior 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CleanHead
      @CleanHead Před rokem

      LOL right. Only non alcoholics drink at 7 am.

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Před rokem

      @@CleanHead non alcoholics drink at 7am lol good I feel better about myself

  • @ericdykann2018
    @ericdykann2018 Před rokem +27

    “There’s a walk, there’s a gallop, and then there’s canter and then there’s a run” Haha Brunt’s a real cowboy.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @smith0565
      @smith0565 Před rokem +3

      right after he says "theres 3 speeds" and then names 4 haahah

  • @bambus_ross
    @bambus_ross Před rokem +2

    Berts ability to just have a great time and live life how he wants to is so amazing man. Being rich helps but maybe one day 😏. You guys inspire me every week. Gang.

  • @Blackafternoon
    @Blackafternoon Před rokem +1

    they sound like 2 really good friends next to the play ground... I love you guys

  • @Jellovr7766
    @Jellovr7766 Před rokem +51

    You guys are the best. I just hope Theo doesn’t relapse, I’m half way through all I’ve wanted to do is get some coke and party. Gang Gang

    • @Chris-zo4vu
      @Chris-zo4vu Před rokem +5

      Stay strong bro! You've got this!

    • @pinkpugginz
      @pinkpugginz Před rokem +1

      Haven't had coke in a year and felt the same lmao

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @joeylee3566
      @joeylee3566 Před rokem +5

      One day at a time you got this man

    • @billyburden8097
      @billyburden8097 Před rokem +1

      Just stick to roblox slugger