The Top 5 Signs You're a Homeschooler
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Let’s be real. There are 2020 “homeschoolers” and then there are REAL homeschoolers. 😂
I thought no one would ever say it. Lol lol 😳😂😂
I was both... started highschool in 2020 after being homeschooled my whole life.... great transition into school culture
Fr tho
We are not the same
Yes public schooling at home is not homeschooling
I married a homeschooler. I was a public school. Every time her sister comes over to our house I always say they’re having another class reunion.
That’s the best homeschooling joke ever. 10/10 would laugh every time.
Hahaha I want to steal this. I’m the homeschooled one though, married a public schooled guy
Oh I’m stealing this!
Every time I see a comment like this, I light up thinking, "Wow, another mixed relationship like mine!" As if that would be so unusual. I'm sure it is far more common that a homeschooler intermarries with a public schooler than another homeschooler given the still small size of the community. But like...I just said "intermarry." It really feels like a union of two different nationalities/religions. Hahahah
😂🤣
“Say no to Violence,
“Lay low in Silence.”
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* lie low.
@@CarolinadiPadova Ha! *chuckles* You're a homeschooler XD
I went from homeschool to public in 6th grade. I called my friend a “hore” thinking it was short for a horrible person. She asked if I knew what It meant then went and got the class dictionary for me. She was so confused when I turned to the H section.
This comment is the laugh I needed today! 😆 I totally was the homeschooled kid who experimented with words and ended up confusing people too.
I now know why you were moved to public school.
Lol
Similar happened to me. I thought it meant like, 'horrifying person', so I used it and my brother was like 'I think that's a bad word'. And then I knew what the word actually meant. Oops.
@@hillaryburdick9313 I used it in a Barbie game with my little sister after hearing it on law and order while my grandma watched it.
When the hint you use as a homeschooler is saying a joke from blimey cow and seeing if anyone recognizes it.
One sign that you missed: the just plain niceness and politeness of homeschoolers. Homeschoolers are great at connecting and interacting with adults and younger children as well as their peers. They are often well-spoken and engaging conversationalists especially on topics such as classic literature, history, or Adventures in Odyssey. 😉
Lol true. Although I normally get along better with just adults and younger kids. Girls my age don't seem to care about the history of a samurai Ronin or the study of word origins, I wonder why? I really cant get why they would rather gossip about boys and think school is boring. I CHOSE to go part time for extra classes and they are like being forced to even attend. People need to find more fun in learning lol.
@@silvershurikenstudio7768 high school girls don’t ONLY gossip about boys lol, everyone has different interests at public schools too.
I think the reason we get bored by classes is partially cause we have to take them and partially because the way they are taught is boring
But I do agree with the original person that homeschoolers tend to be a lot more polite
@@addyjoy3 To each there own, definitely is nice to have a good teacher it makes class nicer. And I know girls gossip about more then boys but I was giving a broad statement. Trust me, I know about drama sadly lol
@@silvershurikenstudio7768 it also depends about whether you involve yourself in it too, I managed to avoid it all four years by staying away from groups who do that
By the way, wasn’t trying to be rude! I hope it didn’t come across that way
@@addyjoy3 Oh I know, and its cool that you managed to stay out of that lol
When you literally just worked yourself up to make the call that you don't want to make ... and then you get a Blimey Cow notification. Guess I'm going to have to do it all over again
YOU CAN DO IT
@@blimeycow Wow that made me so happy! Made the call and it went well! Now to watch the video lol
😂
Ordering pizza over the phone is tough. Glad it went well
@@danielsmerdel8214 LOL
Jordan: homeschooler’s have a sixth sense
Homeschoolers: actually people have way more than the traditional 5 senses we think of. For example, temperature, proprioception, and the passage of time
How did you learn about proprioception?
Had to look up what proprioception was. Thanks for teaching me a new word!
For me, it was high school (homeschooled) health
@@hrw1936 I think a Nat Geo show called Brain Games I watched for fun, but it probably popped up in a bio curriculum I did too.
This is the divide between those homeschooled for religious reasons, in which the subject is fed a steady intellectual diet of Ham. Or God forbid, some faith based curriculum from the IBLP. (Who wants to be educated like a Duggar; am I right?) And those who's parents got tired of the teacher complaining and decided if the public school couldn't challenge gifted little you, than they wouldn't stop until the found something or someone who could. You are 😎 and your parents did good by you.
I met my hubby on a dating site and we found out we were both homeschooled, somehow homeschoolers tend to find each other haha.
I remember watching this when I was a kid just starting homeschooling - That was around 9 years ago
I'm now in college. It's wild to see it's still here with around the same content lol
we out here
@@blimeycow ya never leavin
I was homeschooled but did high school theatre. And I accidentally said something about BibleMan...
I was stuck in a small room with a bunch of theatre kids asking a lot of questions. Theatre kids are loud. The day still haunts me
🤣
Oh no
A moment of silence for your pain.
I have a recurring memory from a church youth group where a group of girls asked me if I knew someone was flirting with me (which I did not) and I was so deeply mortified that I may have said the wrong thing and encouraged such nonsense.
It still keeps me awake at night 😆
Theatre people are on another level, I went to 1 class with a friend in collage and I had no clue what they were talking about my mind was 🤯 so much quoting movies, song, Broadway etc.
They just hated missing out, should have given them your VHS and a VCR to watch it on.
The homeschooler videos somehow never get old
Yep, and it never will
As a homeschooler I felt the MnM story on the deep level. My freshman year of college someone was telling me a story about some famous person that got into trouble and they ended it by saying "but they didn't actually get stoned". I then said "Well yeah, you can't throw rocks at a person". They gave me a really weird look and that's when I learned what stoned meant outside of the biblical context.
Just ask them what their hobbies are. If their answer is some combo of playing a musical instrument, an outside activity, and something in an art/building or reading category, they are probably homeschooled.
Just laughed so hard in guilty homeschooler.
So much this!
I like that stuff. And I go to public school. I have a lot of homeschool friends though.
Laughs even harder in guilty homeschooler
Bruh, that's me. A d I was homeschooled from 8 y/o
"They're doing it for the HEC of it"
So edgy... 😂 I was so homeschooled that at 30 years old, I still don't say "heck" just in case my mother finds out. 😳
Then there's me, who went full-on edgy after graduation and now has to make a concerted effort to self-censor because I unfortunately learned to swear like a sailor. Oh h*ck 😳
@@saph5461 that IS me!!!
I once said it without knowing what it meant
_I still get nightmares of that day_
One day, my mom blurted it out. Since then, if she caught us saying it, we’d just refer back to that moment. That word is no longer banned in our household.
“Another normal conversation completed.”
“One step closer to living independently.” 😂
I'm going to start saying this to my friends
@@TheCaffeinator same😂
We homeschoolers also struggle with our speech at times. On one hand, some of us consistently correct our friends’ grammar. On the other hand, we overuse slang without understanding it or use outdated phrases. Either way, people tend to think it’s odd.
Oh my goodness I try my hardest to rein (or is it reign?!) in the constant urge to correct my friends' grammar, it drives me nuts 😂
@@lizziebethh It is “rein” - I completely understand your pain.😂
@@sonflowersandswords hehehe thank you 😂
I was public schooled but this was (and sometimes still is) me to a tee. My best friend called me "CorrectSean." My homeschooled kids don't share this inclination. 🤣
Or RAIN??? AAAAGGGHHH
My homeschooling friend named her 9th child Jedrich Ben-Judah. Lol.
Sounds about right 🤣🤣
Oh no 🤦🏻♀️
Me: Aaron. My sister: Rachael. My brother: Samuel
@@topknotsrule haha my daughters don't have bible names, but my sons are Luke, Levi, Benjamin (NOT Ben) and Seth (almost Zechariah).😂🤣
@@mycupoverflows7811 Lol! That's awesome!
when I tell you I nearly spit out my water when The Room Where It Happens started playing
✨Yes✨
I was so happy! It’s a musical _and_ educational! This is like homeschool -crack- scrapbooking!
Yes! I played it 100 times making sure that’s what it was! 😂 He was in the room where it happened!
I love how he calls it our homeschooled career
I'm so guilty of dropping the subtle references to things like Adventures in Odyssey.
My siblings and I would talk about Connie, Eugene and Whit like they were real people, much to my mom's occasional confusion.
Fr
“has been to Kentucky to visit his grandma but thought it was Indiana”
Ya know it’s an easy mistake to make 😂
Kentucky is just a hilly version of Indiana.
@@tintinismybelgian With less corn
OK story time. I live in Ohio and growing up my brother and I would visit my mom's parents in Kentucky. However even though we are border states because of where in Kentucky they lived we would drive into Indiana, then cross over into Kentucky, cross *back over* into Indiana and then back to Kentucky again before we would get to her parents! So when I visited my grandparents in Kentucky we did also go to Indiana! (Plus we would stop by an aunt's house who was just barely in Indiana)
@@danielsmerdel8214 wow, that’s really interesting! Is there a reason that you crossed over back and forth? (Coming from someone who used to live in IN lol, though that isn’t important for this question)
@@christianfillysecretagents4477 I just consulted the driver (my mom lol) and child me remembered it wrong. We crossed over the Ohio river twice but didn't change states that many times. Although I also don't know why we had to cross the river at all if we were gonna end up on the same side of it all said and done xD
It's strange because every time I tell people I'm homeschooled they always reply with,
"you don't act like you're homeschooled."
Me: thanks? I think?
That's because many people have a really strange imagined idea of how homeschooled kids should act...
I had a conversation with a stranger the other week and when he found out I was homeschooled he said, “well you seemed to of turned out normal!” It never gets old 😂
I get the same reaction. I always say "Most of us are normal, but we all know the type of homeschooler you're thinking of."
Exactly! It's like is that a compliment?
I don't usually tell people I'm homeschooled cuz I told one co-worker and he said 'that explains a lot about you'.
"Do you like Ham? Do you like Kentucky?" I understood that reference!
“There’s like, a big boat there”
I didn’t and now I’m mad bc I feel like I should lol
Is it a reference to Ken Ham and the Arc Encounter?
@@katethegreat4918 yup!
all the little blink and you miss em blips 😂 “beat em like a spelling bee”
I went back multiple times to catch every one😂. Sometimes just to reread it for the laugh
the frantic pausing...
I was tapping the space bar like crazy
@@pa_trickbrandt me to😂
If they say they were valedictorian, and then say, they were also the least in their class…..because they graduated alone……
How to confuse classmates in college 101
Proud homeschooler here 😀
Bro don't be dissing the rapper Skittles he's go a rainbow of flavor and he's living for his savior
Yes! I'm currently using some of his kids church curriculum for Wednesday nights at our church and the kids love it! But they can't figure out why he keeps calling them "babies". 😂😂😂
Does anyone else make watching the new Messy Mondays twice as long trying to read all of the footnotes? They’re amazing. 👌😂
I had a teacher interview at a Christian school, and when I answered so positively about ABeka curriculum, they wondered if I was homeschooled. The quirk never dies.
Christian-schooled... I'm sure those books are still stashed away in my parents' basement, waiting to be included in the scrapbooks my mom will never make 😇
I work repairing musical instruments. Because of this, my job largely involved repairing school instruments, that my come during certain school breaks, or need to be completed during certain summer periods.
My challenge is that having been homeschooled, I can never remember when these dates are.
Or what grades roughly correspond with what ages.
Thanks for homeschool videos guys! They’re the best.
One trend I've noticed is that some homeschoolers tend to be more business minded. I am homeschooled and have been running my business since 2019. Literally last month I was talking with someone I don't normally talk with, they have their own business and I have mine. Well, they out if nowhere stated that they were homeschooled, and that INSTANT bond we had was UNREAL
The first year we homeschooled we lived half an hour from Disney and bought a pass and went on non holiday week days like 50 times
1:26 just guessing the instrumentals are from the song “the room were it happened” from the musical Hamilton, I know because I remember feeling so edgy for listening to (the clean version of) it’s songs 😁
Oh yeah I heard that too!
I was just looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed that haha
@@lmbpiano same here 👍
Lol I played it 100 times making sure that’s what is was! 😂 Ahh, Mr. Secretary.
Josh's homeschooler at the checkout was spot on.
Us homeschoolers have many abilities.
Some considered to be...
*Unnatural.*
@@oddity6248 Is it possible to learn these abilities?
@@AtMyWhitsEnd_Official Not from a public schooler.
Proper English is apparently not a common one.
Master Windu, I think @@imadoublewizard1222 is a sith lord
Having that vibe is so true though.. you can absolutely tell when you’re talking to a homeschooler 😂
The lying low thing got me, but my story involves me subbing in a public school class room at 21 and having the kids asking me why I got married so young (at 20) because I can't have any more fun. I said my husband and I had lots of fun and was very confused by the question. When I saw their faces, I realized I'd made a very, very big mistake. 😂 My idea of fun and theirs was very...um...different. 🤦♀️
How many other people whose named end in "iah" instantly liked the video because of how true that first sign was? xD Great work guys!
I have a co-worker whom I thought for the longest time was named Zack, but it turns out it is actually Zech, for Zechariah. And yes, he was homeschooled too.
Yup.
Literally have a friend named Josiah who’s homeschooled.
Yup. My kids names don't end in "iah" but the description "deep bible names" is pretty accurate 😆
Yeah I'm a homeschool mom and my kids names are Josiah (goes by Si), Levi, and Ketzia (alternate spelling of Kezia, Jobs daughter). So... super guilty.
Yes, I'm a Homeschooler
Yes, my name is Josiah
I was in and out of homeschool and charter schools. My husband was a neglected latch key public schooler. Now I homeschool all our kids.
One of my best friends was homeschooled while I was in private school. We met in college and hit it off because I was nerdy and quirky like her, that she was shocked to find out I wasn't homeschooled.
DUDE WE LITERALLY GO EVERYWHERE IN SEPTEMBER 🤣
Something tells me Jordan has never been to that quirky place known as MormonLand, err… I mean, Utah. Yeah, that’s it.
Last I checked I only have one mom...
@@Bitter_Beauty_Music I'm not sure what you mean to say here.
@@Bitter_Beauty_Music same dude
It's not quirky, it's in other states and countries And we call ourselves The church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints Not mormons
@@akgwriting9481 Me calling it quirky is in reference to the video. And yes, Utah is a rather "quirky" place. I called it mormonland because it's a popular joke here. I don't mean anything bad about that. I love it here. Utah's the best place in the world. I'm LDS too. I know the church wants to emphasize that it is the the church of Jesus Christ, not the church of mormon--full support there--but when it comes to the unique Utah/Mormon people and culture that arose out of the Utah pioneers, I think the colloquial label is still fitting. I wouldn't call a member in Australia a mormon because they're not one of those kooky Utah people we all know and love. I guess I'm trying to say that while the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is the religion, mormon is the ethnicity of the early members of that religion that settled in Deseret, which funnily enough would have been one of the world's last ethnically homogenous nation-states in this sense.
The little comments written in the video are pure gold!
1:47 I'm glad we got the clarification that Big Head Kid is not secretly named Joe
One of my homeschool friends was named "Theo" and I was so stoked to find out that it was short for "Theophilus" and not "Theodore"
5:00 Y'all remember the old days when public schoolers were less cringy than homeschoolers?
How times have changed.
I racked my brain for 5 minutes trying to figure out what Ham and Kentucky and a Boat-like structure have in common. Then it finally hit me.
Ark Museum.
I didn't get it until I read this comment...
Lol!!!
Nothing like getting off of work to find that you didn't miss the new Blimey Cow by 8+ hours.
Except the 2020 "homeschoolers" weren't really homeschooled. They were just schooling from home. You know if you know. So they'll never know the real homeschool vibe.
I didn't get the "ham" and "Kentucky" reference. Yes, I was homeschooled.
Ken Ham and the Arc Encounter
Funny, I thought the Ark museum was a thing for vacationing Oklahomans.
@@rebekahingram4097 you are the second person to spell ark that way. Is it part of their branding?
@@Kaibigan39 nope, I was just wrong
Have I seen the video yet? No. Did I go ahead and like it anyway? Absolutely.
This sixth sense is incredibly useful as I have my own family and look for mom friends 😂
My brother in law was going on to everyone about how weird this guy he works with is because he was homeschooled. A few minutes in he just slowly turns to me and says, "oh yeah...I forgot you were homeschooled."
Lol!
I'm an "iah." And if you pronounce Micaiah correctly, you might be a homeschooler. :)
That's actually my favorite sassy prophet in Scripture, a very fitting name for a fellow homeschooler lol!
Mine is the man of God from Judah who got eaten by a lion
Micaiah is my 15yo son's name. I, as his mom, love the meaning and Bible story of his name. But...there are several girls we know now whose names are pronounced the same way. So he goes by Micah now. Still ends in an -ah. :)
I was just at a summer camp and there I was assigned to a group that I was with most of the week and I was able to correctly identify a few fellow homeschoolers in it.
We ask questions like hey what you doing Thursday night
Hipster Big Head Kid is everything. 😂
the fact that i heard and instantly understood the hamilton reference also shows my homeschooled-ness hehehe
Actual story that happened to me:
I was walking out of a lecture in college, and there were these two girls I didn't know walking just ahead of me and talking to each other. While I'm walking past them, I hear this conversation:
Girl 1: "Hey, did you know (so-and-so friend of theirs) was homeschooled?"
Girl 2: "What really?? She's surprisingly normal."
SURPRISINGLY NORMAL
That phrase is an exact quote guys.
I guess one day I shall aspire to be "surprisingly normal" as well.
I was not homeschooled, but I am a homeschool mom now and I absolutely love this channel. 💜😂
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does the cash register thing...
It's also common among us poor kids.
You know what I think this guy's a homeschooler!
Everyone else: really...?
I am homeschooled and I have friends (that are also homeschooled) and they have -iah in there names. I have never felt more like a homeschooler in my life.
"I was there" (*little In The Room Where It Happened tune*)
Noice
When kids voluntarily hang out with other kids who are older or younger than them. When they don't have a TV, video game systems or their own smartphone. When they have more than two siblings. When the librarians and thrift store cashiers figure it out based on the books they check out. When asked what grade they are in, they give the "deer in headlights" look.
@4:57 "Do I get a discount?" Love it!
I love how watching a Messy Mondays video now takes longer because I have to back up every time there's a caption that's too quick to read. 😆😆 Keep it coming guys!
One of my new favorite episodes. Glorious!
I feel like I was meant to be a homeschooler because I'm uncomfortable with a lot of public schoolers (I'm a public schooler), and I feel like my personality fits better with homeschoolers
Time to put you in the time machine.
@@unhappytoyman8767 Technically, I could switch to being homeschooled because I'm still in high school
I realized i was more homeschooled like in private school than i was once i was homeschooled lol
@@wookiebear514 Oh, wow. Cool!
I have a good friend who is the same
As a homeschooler I just nodding and laughed to every single one as it is so true!
"In the room where it happened" reference was 👌
I love your videos. I feel so seen! My sister and I were home schooled. We now have our own children we will also be homeschooling. 💙💙💙
So glad to see more Messy Mondays :) Y'all are doing a great job.
As a homeschooler I can attest to all of these. I know someone who's name is Benaiah. No joke. And yes, he's homeschooled. The lay low one, definitely me when I socialize with non-homeschoolers. And I actually try and guess the total price of things I buy all the time. That one had me rolling! You guys just keep making Messy Mondays better and better. So glad it's back!
this is painfully accurate and our secrets have been exposed...thanks Jordan
THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS. I’d like you guys to know that this .5 seconds of video is one of the funniest things in the entire world to me. Just. . . Thank you 😂😂
✨Yes✨
You forgot that homeschoolers tend to treat/view their parents differently than public schoolers...
Yes!
Loving the captions in these new episodes, guys!
Clear sign: A willingness to listen to and sing Silly Songs with Larry in high school, college, and beyond.
Did anyone catch "This is not canon". It was in like only one frame.
There's a family in our church with kid's named Josiah, Isaiah, Jeremiah, and Nehemiah. And they're farmers. Also from our church, a guy named Jaazaniah. apparently it's in the Bible as well.
2 Kings 25:23
I wasn't homeschooled, but made friends with homeschoolers in college. This is what I've learned.
Homeschooler hint:
If they say the best movie of all time is The Princess Bride.
I've seen it. At best I think it's okay. I think the reason so many homeschoolers like the movie has more to do with the nostalgia they've attached to it rather than the quality of the movie itself.
Best movie of all time is strong but us homeschoolers do think fondly of it!
I was homeschooled but never saw The Princess Bride until fairly recently. I agree it's nostalgia. It's a pretty fun movie but best? I'd never go there. Very quotable though. 😂
The quality of these videos lately have been great
"this if your life now" walks away 😅🤣😂
I got so excited when he said "Adventures in Odessy" because as a Christian home schooler that was what we listened to practically everyday!!😂
Yes! Every time I hear the words Adventures In Odyssey the theme song starts playing in my head. 🤣😂
Am I the only homeshooler who has no idea what Adventures in Odyssey is?
Adventures in Odessy is a Christian audio drama that is fantastic! All the voice acting is great the shows are great everything is great.( sorry can you tell I love it😂)
@@artybird5383 I can tell. 😁 Cool, I should check it out
I know an entire family who named all their kids with the last syllable of -iah, and yes, they are homeschooled.
The Josh-at-the-checkout-line is EXACTLY like a homeschooler I know XD
Love all the edited phrases/comments in the video
I've never been homeschooled outside of the pandemic, but I have been told I act like a homeschooler. Probably has something to do with the fact that I grew up in the sheltered countryside and half of my friends were homeschooled. But it's good. I just don't have social skills. But it's still good.
"Don't have social skills"? Would you care to clarify? I have observed, and been told, that in general, homeschoolers are better at interacting with people of a wide age range. While those in public school tend to have a more narrow, peer focused interaction. What constitutes "social skills"?
Hallelujah! A new Homeschool video! 🙌
You know that someone might be a former homeschooler when you talk about how you're reading classic literature for fun. 😄😁😊
I've been known to read classic literature for fun. While I was public schooled myself, I want to homeschool my son.
Jordan: don't harass homescholers
Me: *smiles evilly*
BRUH
Lol, the justified lie about the skittles wrapper totally got me 😂😂😂
The sixth sense!! That is SO TRUE! I just "sensed" three different homeschoolers in one morning when I was visiting a new church. I'm screaming with laughter! This is such a funny video.
That .07 second Hamilton reference is killing me 😂
Can confirm. I knew a kid named Matiah in my homeschool group.
As a homeschooler, this is why I spend time with public and private schoolers and spend time on the internet, I would be one of these homeschoolers if it wasn't for the internet
1:26 THANK YOU FOR THE HAMILTON MUSIC, BLIMEY COW.
Gosh the speech and debate + adventures in odyssey. Wow they know me.
Glad I wasn’t the only person to notice 😄
@@BestSibblingsEver No you weren't.
1:26 Jordan, I can name that tune in 3 notes
I know. All the Hamilton fans are screaming.
🎵The Room Where It Happened 🎵
I just love you guys ❤️