Wideness leads to self-hate, self-hate leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to violence, violence leads to that extra biscuit you know you shouldn't have had
You know what's the oldest known joke in the world? It goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap." It's almost 4000 years old.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sidious The Wide? I thought not. It’s not a story the Length would tell you. It’s a Width legend. Darth Sidious was a Wide Lord of the Width, so powerful and so wide he could use the Force to influence the Widthiclorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the Width side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from becoming skinnier. The wide side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so wide… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his width, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice made him skinny in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from losing width, but not himself.
Darth Sidious the Wide joins the ranks of many of the widest in the galaxy: -Luke Widewalker -Boba Fat -Han Swolo -Leia Gargantua -R2-Beef2 The list goes on...
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wide? I thought not. It's not a story the wideJedi would tell you. It's a wide Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a wide Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wide he could use his width to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the wide side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from thining. The wide side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his widtg, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from getiing thin, but not himself.
“ He is too wide to be left alive”
Underrated comment
Krrish Kapoor agreed
Pretty racist
@@Prexal123 haha
Prexal123 joke or what
“I’ve learned a terrible truth.
I think Chancellor Palpatine is a width lord”
“A WIDTH LORD?”
he better heart this.
A WIDTH LAWD?
“Yes the one we’ve been looking for”
420 likes lol
@@swiftlessytvlogs5637 iconic
He's the Senate because when he's in the room no one else fits in there.
Yes
I can’t tell if it’s a bad joke or the joke is that it’s a bad joke.
@@ICantThinkOfAUser-ds6nb No no its the truth
@Vengeance You Insolent Swine
not yet!
“Ironic, he could save others from width, but not himself”
He was ever bound to 4:3, never to attain 16:9.
Qui Gon-Jinn u lasted one movie
66 likes:O
Guys its at 66 likes dont like anymore
CH MRBT you evil man
This is a trilogy now, the Wide Wars
Star Width
Yes
Yup
How this not pinned??!!!!!!
Begun, the wide wars have
Palpatine: “you must embrace a wider view of the force”
Anamin: “what do you mean?”
Palpatine:
No, it is “Widelatine”
@@mreggs3731 wide latina😏
Who's Anamin?
"Take a seat young chancellor!"
"How?"
😯
On the floor
@@Robert-Cinque777 he would collapse the economy
"are you threatening me master Jedi?"
@@henrikparsgaard9648 yes
"General Grievous, you're wider than I expected"
"The Ability To Be Wide Does Not Make You Intelligent"
Says you
Ben yes
Or should i call you Darth Fakeus?
Darth Vader the Wise or should I call you darth darther
Im the real one
You will never find a more wretched hive of wideness and villainy
Bro ur profile pic 😂
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Wait, which ones the real real General Kenobi
Hello there!
THICC OBI WAN HOLY SHIT
me: gets widescreen monitor
everything still at default setting:
Relatable haha
"Oh, I'm afraid the Death Star will be quite W I D E when your friends arrive..."
Death Star was so wide it turned into a Death Pancake
Would like but it’s at 69.
“In the future, comedy will be randomly generated....”
Squigga this isn't random, it's art
@@SeanPalpatine oh no this is not art , this is your masterpiece
Sean Palpatine I LOVE DARTH VADER CAN I BE YOUR VADER
Squigga?
Lol
Grand Master Yogurt be like:
**yogurt sounds**
YOGURT. You have to use the chad wojack misspelled name, not the virgin correct name
Sean Palpatine forgive me Lord
Sean Palpatine Hello Master
I love this fandom
YOGURT! YOGURT!! I HATE YOGURT!!! Even with STRAWBERRIES!
Wideness leads to self-hate, self-hate leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to violence, violence leads to that extra biscuit you know you shouldn't have had
Lol
Kylo Ren:
"Wider..."
" *WIDER* "
The darkwide of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be
W I D E.
You mean the dark wide
TK-166 the dark wide of the force is a pathway that some consider to be
T H I C K
@@biddie6789 T H I C C
The Dark Wide of the buffet is a method of such girth gain that some consider it to be....unhealthy.
The future will never understand our comedy
The remaining months of 2020:
*I'm gonna stop you right there*
ikr
Do we understand our comedy?
ThePhantomFeline imma be honest, sometimes no.
You know what's the oldest known joke in the world? It goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap." It's almost 4000 years old.
Anakin: you can’t kill him it’s not the Jedi way!
Mace Windu: he is too wide to be kept alive!
haha
stolen comment
Everyone: Wide Putin memes are dead
Sean Palpatine: *Hold my yogurt*
Its sheev are you threatening me master jedi
@@-glitch-4455 “the senate will decide your fate”
PalPutine
@@-glitch-4455 Not yet
I don't have time to wait for an answer
Next up: Wide Grievous.
*This will make a fine addition to my collection!*
This will make a wide addition to my collection!
Gee 69 likes
He would just end up coughing double the amount if we think about it, asthma comes to mind.
Hello there!
@@atakanpayman G E N E R A L K E N O B I !
“The wide side will decide your fate” master Skindu
“I AM THE WIDE SIDE” Darth Wideious
The British Ghost not yet
Itz Brandon its treason then
"One day i will have a new aprentice, one younger and far more wider."
“Everything is widening as I had foreseen”
- Wide Palps
The Wide side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural.
underrated comment
Or unhealthy
Ah yes, first the apprentice, now the master
I’m in the video I’m wide
Darth Vader master of width
Hello Other Me
Darth Vader hello
Darth Vader ummm there three of us
"He was so wide, he could even influence the medichlorians to make others around him wide."
Others: Control your width
Palpatine: I AM the width
"I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Wide Lord!"
A wide lord?
Indeed
a thicc lord?
He is widely known
@@Priusus yes, the one we have been looking for.
My width has been doubled since the last time we've met my emperor and I see yours as well but beware that you won't get double the weight
Twice the thic, double the fall
@@jeronimoepic2946 Good, Palpatine, Good...
Widen him. Widen him now.
Wide Putin : "Finally a Worthy Opponent! Our battle will be legendary"
Wide Pal-Putin
I like how his width is so intense that it influences everyone else around him to also be wide.
The power of the width.
*In the palm of my hand.*
Somehow, Wideatine has returned.
"My Width has been every voice. YOUR WIDENESS HAS EVER HEARD! Inside your THICC head."
"Thin" head would have fit better
Palpathicc returned
Guess you can call him Ovaltine.
"So how wide are you?"
"Fool, I AM the width!"
Fat Face Windu: "The senate will decide your weight."
Chancellor Ovaltine: "I ate the senate!"
"It's over, Anakin! I have the tall ground!"
"You underestimate my wideness!"
"The Dark side of the Force is a pathway to abilities some consider to be... unnatural."
*wide side
"Are We Blind?"
"Deploy The WIDE-Fighters"
Deploy the Wideison
"Good... Twice the width, double the fall."
Me: *remembers Kylo’s shirtless scene where he looked like a square*
Me while watching this: *no wonder he’s a bad guy*
Gaunter O'Dimm: "There are four dimensions: Height, width, depth, and time. Which one would you take interest in?"
Sheev:
Great reference
“Random Tywin Lannister footage for no reason at all”
Does anyone really *need* a reason?
Why is he looking like Count Dooku too? lol
This is some of the best editing I’ve seen
"He could help others with their diets, but he could not control his own."
Iro t h i c c, isn't it?
“I don’t distrust you because you’re wide. I distrust you because you’re not as wide as you think you are.”
At last, the stars have aligned, for this long foreseen masterpiece! We are great full for this godly gift of your Sean!
Long have I waited for this video for a long time, long time
Thicc Palpatine: I keep trying to rule the galaxy, but the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the rebellion
“Strike me down, and your journey to the wide side will be completed.”
"If you strike me down I will become more wide than you can possibly imagine"
Someone: "Wait, hes been wide?"
Me: "always has been"
The music is PERFECT. THANKS FOR THE AMAZING CONTENT!!!
See, content like this is what keeps me on youtube. Great work!! 👍🏽🔥🎮
Apparently he was not wide enough, so he recruited Darth Wider
"Order 66 pizzas"
"Yes my lord"
I’ve been doubting CZcams for a while now but am still glad vids like this exist XD
The music makes this feel so alive
Oh,it’s beautiful
Orson Krennic Galen Erso did an amazing job building the Death Star ;)
We were this close ...but he had to betray the empire
Hi Krennic !!! ,hows that shoulder injury of yours
We stand here admist my achievement not yours! Isn't that right Director?
Be careful to not choke on your aspirations... Director!
Obi wan be like: That’s no moon! It is wide Darth Sidious!
Han Solo: To wide for a human!
This is the best thing I have seen all year
a fine addition to my collection
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sidious The Wide? I thought not. It’s not a story the Length would tell you. It’s a Width legend. Darth Sidious was a Wide Lord of the Width, so powerful and so wide he could use the Force to influence the Widthiclorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the Width side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from becoming skinnier. The wide side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so wide… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his width, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice made him skinny in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from losing width, but not himself.
0:40
End my life please, cheers
GG, I'm dead 😂
this is amazing, thank you
Another fine edition.
“So you’re telling me, that you actually like the sequels?”
“I do, and I’m tired of pretending it don’t”
+
😂
Never new I was that W I D E
😂
This is what i needed
I literally cannot get enough of this video. It's entertaining.
We have it back boiis
0:26
He’s just a square with a head
A wide addition to my collection
“I expected someone with his reputation to be little wider”
No joke i love the music of this meme
Same Bro 😂
Name?
@@juliank.5040 song for denise
My favorite character is now wide the circle is now complete.
This will make a fine addition to my collection
"is it possible to learn this wide power."
"not from a little perspective."
Should have been named: tragedy of darth senate the wide
I approve
Darth Sidious the Wide joins the ranks of many of the widest in the galaxy:
-Luke Widewalker
-Boba Fat
-Han Swolo
-Leia Gargantua
-R2-Beef2
The list goes on...
This video is a masterpiece
Thank you for this video, good sir
He ate the senate 😂
Yes finally lol
I typed in Star Wars sad music and this is what came up I’m happy with humanity
Where has this been my whole life
We need a “Wide Tywin” video please for the love of Allah
*at the end* ever heard the story of Darth sidious the big brain, it's not a story the stupid would tell you
It’s a brain legend
@@Jrshh- lol
Legends say he is still widing around.
Beautiful
This. This does put a smile on my face
This is now my ringtone
This is beautiful
This is possibly the best CZcams video ever
The fact that the video proportion is also more wide is just epic
Our long awaited meeting has come at last
I was looking forward to this ...The circle is now completed 😭😭😭😭
This had more emotion than the entire sequel trilogy
It so good dude!
This is...this is beautiful
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wide?
I thought not. It's not a story the wideJedi would tell you. It's a wide Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a wide Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wide he could use his width to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the wide side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from thining. The wide side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his widtg, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from getiing thin, but not himself.
“Long have I weighted...”