Markiplier's Every Spittoon Encounter - West Of Loathing

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  • It's Markiplier's every spittoon encounter in West of Loathing gameplay. This video is only for fun, all credit goes to Markiplier. First ever video on OFOA! Welcome, please consider subscribe, and enjoy the video.
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Komentáře • 299

  • @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22
    @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 Před 2 lety +5312

    the fact that the last Spittoon is completely clean and it absolutely breaks Mark and Mumflr Fumperdink is fucking hilarious

    • @jamesmalinowski4033
      @jamesmalinowski4033 Před rokem +235

      Only for Mark to say "okay fine whatever" afterwards like he doesn't give a shit.

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink Před rokem +221

      @@jamesmalinowski4033 A common coping mechanism.

    • @3Crisstopher3
      @3Crisstopher3 Před rokem +11

      spoilers

    • @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22
      @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 Před rokem +48

      @@3Crisstopher3 i mean, you could've... watched the video till the end before looking at the comments, it aint that long lma0

    • @3Crisstopher3
      @3Crisstopher3 Před rokem +6

      @@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 N O

  • @benthebum6215
    @benthebum6215 Před 2 lety +3576

    It’s like they created this “spittoon” thing just for mark

  • @RadiantSharaShaymin
    @RadiantSharaShaymin Před 2 lety +3182

    Best one for me is 6:53
    Telling the narrator what's happening as they get mad at you for it is perfect

    • @ReleasedHollow
      @ReleasedHollow Před rokem +181

      Bedpan one is my favorite, the single utterance of *BEDPAN* in bold gets me.

    • @Joosher56
      @Joosher56 Před rokem +30

      @@ReleasedHollow the spit soaked pants one is my favourite lmao

    • @toxicity42
      @toxicity42 Před rokem +71

      It has the tone of a very irate DM trying to deal with the dumbest player at the table 😂

    • @nope9874
      @nope9874 Před rokem +22

      ​@@toxicity42 There NEEDS to be a kit for a Loathing DnD campaign

    • @WorldWeave
      @WorldWeave Před rokem +2

      @@toxicity42 I was just about to make a D&D joke, lol

  • @echolegend4400
    @echolegend4400 Před rokem +1764

    I love how this can read like a chaos gremlin dnd player and their increasingly exasperated dungeon master

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Před rokem +46

      Basically your average Kender player.

    • @pon3d120
      @pon3d120 Před rokem +62

      More or less the entire game is like this. A tired DM trying to run you through an adventure.

    • @gowther6419
      @gowther6419 Před rokem +11

      This is the plan, I’ve already been Morp, eating eyeballs n shit

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 Před rokem +4

      Seriously though, that one player who searches *every* body

    • @draco3314
      @draco3314 Před rokem +6

      @@colbyboucher6391
      I remember one time, somebody came running through the forest with a cry for help. “The princess has been kidnapped!” The barbarian immediately and without hesitation went “What? You kidnapped the princess?”, decapitated him with one strike, then searched the body for clues as to where he was holding her

  • @gilber78
    @gilber78 Před rokem +678

    Get you a partner who is as excited to see you as Mark is to see a spittoon

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger Před rokem +49

      This is the most vile and completely revolting sentence that any human has ever concocted. 10/10

    • @rancidmilk8824
      @rancidmilk8824 Před rokem +1

      Jokes on you I already have!

  • @gamithemighty5932
    @gamithemighty5932 Před rokem +853

    "i hope they invent a whole new form of trench foot just for you" and i hope they name it after you..."
    Athlete: wow, thanks that would be awesome!!

    • @Matthewmcg22
      @Matthewmcg22 Před rokem +9

      kid named athlete:

    • @mithiwithi
      @mithiwithi Před rokem +3

      Fumperdink's Foot actually sounds like quite a cromulent name for severe trenchfoot.

  • @changvasejarik62
    @changvasejarik62 Před rokem +2157

    And if you’ve played shadow over loathing you’d know mumflr fumperdink: KING OF SPITTONS! Is canon.
    Come on mark, don’t keep us waiting for the return of the king.

    • @General_C
      @General_C Před rokem +78

      *IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!*

    • @bearchef4768
      @bearchef4768 Před rokem +22

      He didnt name himself munflr :(

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 Před rokem +115

      @@bearchef4768 I’m hoping mumflr is made as an encounter either in updates or as a dlc partner.
      Also, did we ever find out who invented the belt buckle in west of loathing?

    • @bearchef4768
      @bearchef4768 Před rokem +18

      @@changvasejarik62 I dont think mark found out. He also didnt do the alien stuff

    • @cyan.cephalopod
      @cyan.cephalopod Před rokem +38

      @@bearchef4768I was super disappointed that he didn’t give his character a good name again ngl

  • @Aqua311
    @Aqua311 Před rokem +920

    The disgusting legacy of Mumflr Fumperdink, King of Filth, will live on for eternity. Tales of his foulness had gone as far as the east coast, where it's said that one of his spittoons is on display for everyone to admire.

    • @FightingFoodonsFan
      @FightingFoodonsFan Před rokem +31

      Its the one he wore as a hat to be exact.

    • @Aqua311
      @Aqua311 Před rokem +33

      @@FightingFoodonsFan And the proprietors of Clooncy's Bar are still trying to sue him for stealing their spittoon.

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale Před rokem +1

      It's said his legend reaches almost as far as the stench of his godforsaken, used-motor-oil-brown, grease pen-consistency, spit helmet.
      _ALMOST._

    • @thebonksipper8811
      @thebonksipper8811 Před rokem +1

      You mean the South Coast?

    • @Aqua311
      @Aqua311 Před rokem +1

      @@thebonksipper8811 East and South remained the same.

  • @SilverJ17
    @SilverJ17 Před rokem +179

    What really sells it to me is while he hardly shifts his voice during these encounters, you can sense at least a hint of annoyance in Mark's voice whenever he's speaking as the Narrator in most of these, which is in contrast to the genuine excitement of Mumflr when he's delving into these spittoons, especially towards the end.

  • @kaiketsuzoro6890
    @kaiketsuzoro6890 Před 2 lety +578

    The narrator is having an argument to the protagonist because of the SPITOON 😅

    • @flairthedark6000
      @flairthedark6000 Před rokem +22

      Gotta love that kinda 4th wall humour.

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 Před rokem +22

      This is just a DM arguing with a player doing something stupid for the 20th time again.

  • @commanderryroe
    @commanderryroe Před rokem +51

    This reads like a DM as they slowly lose their sanity because one of their players keeps asking to dig through actual shit

  • @baimhakani
    @baimhakani Před rokem +151

    And it's such a nice gesture from Asymmetric to make this a canonical historical tribute in Shadows Over Loathing

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch Před rokem +55

    Unironicaly these Spittoon scenes was the catalyst for me writing occasional super detailed descriptions.
    Like I would write "The room has 3 chairs and a table between them" and that being it, but then suddenly it would be super descriptive for a singular thing.

  • @The-EJ-Factor
    @The-EJ-Factor Před rokem +93

    When your character is chaotic stupid but the dm goes with whatever you are doing anyways

    • @gabyn5715
      @gabyn5715 Před rokem +5

      Chaotic stupid needs to be an official alignment

  • @feddyfaber5
    @feddyfaber5 Před rokem +82

    This really reminds me of a D&D campaign with that one guy that does nothing but torture the DM

  • @masterpiece1817
    @masterpiece1817 Před rokem +115

    The leather bondage outfit made from the skin of a clown had BETTER be in Shadows Over Loathing

    • @surgeco.channel8972
      @surgeco.channel8972 Před rokem +25

      It’s actually an item you can make in Kingdom of Loathing, which West of Loathing is a spinoff of.

    • @timothyjaydyning3247
      @timothyjaydyning3247 Před rokem +4

      Its made with clown skin found in the “fun” house in kingdom of loathing

    • @privatelast8724
      @privatelast8724 Před 4 měsíci

      @@surgeco.channel8972 I thought Kingdom of Loathing came first

    • @surgeco.channel8972
      @surgeco.channel8972 Před 4 měsíci

      @@privatelast8724 Yeah, it did. I was saying West of Loathing was a spinoff of Kingdom of Loathing.

  • @stephenbyers6173
    @stephenbyers6173 Před rokem +41

    Just imagine being a bartender and seeing a man kiss the spittoon then proceed to wear it as a hat. I love that the last one you get to see an onlookers perspective of mumflrs crazed obsession lol.

  • @pyoshmusic
    @pyoshmusic Před 2 lety +442

    Mark never disappoints me

  • @Callia_Cat
    @Callia_Cat Před rokem +11

    The narrator is like a disappointed Dm trying to get a player out of this specific comedy bit

  • @johncastle4181
    @johncastle4181 Před rokem +81

    Mumflr fumpr dink is now canon in the shadows of loathing king of filth and spittons which is ..... something I would not expect

  • @DausBugaboo
    @DausBugaboo Před rokem +33

    I like how the person handing you blechscalibur is disgusted by it despite living inside the same spitoon it came from.

  • @whileibreatheitrytohope1622

    This feels like the text is a DM in DND who is completely done with Mark's shenanigans lol

  • @arnoldmws6330
    @arnoldmws6330 Před rokem +180

    I died every time Mark found a spittoon. I literally can't watch anyone else play this game. It's just not the same.

  • @darthmaul216
    @darthmaul216 Před rokem +181

    I can’t wait to see his reaction when he finds the spittoon in the new game

    • @Dragon_Fire_2468
      @Dragon_Fire_2468 Před rokem +18

      The prophecy! It has been fulfilled

    • @darthmaul216
      @darthmaul216 Před rokem +3

      @@Dragon_Fire_2468 everything has happened as I predicted it would

    • @beepy_boopy
      @beepy_boopy Před rokem

      I came here after seeing him find the spittoon in the new game 😂

  • @Voitan
    @Voitan Před rokem +10

    The finest champion of Nurgle ever seen.

  • @nnsrhmdn
    @nnsrhmdn Před rokem +8

    mark's dedication to scour through every spittoon to the point where he wore it as a hat as the ultimate achievement in itself has brought mumflr fumperdink as a household name even in shadows over loathing where a bar displays a spittoon where mumflr was one of its notable owners. what's cool is that mark named said bar in his old namesake fumperdink! a beautiful coincidence.

  • @kycampbell521
    @kycampbell521 Před rokem +8

    The narrator reminds me of a fed up DM with a persistent player

  • @deathbyinfection8637
    @deathbyinfection8637 Před rokem +27

    I never saw the last spittoon until now and it is so funny to see how both mark, and mumflr are distraught by its cleanliness

  • @Subpar1O1
    @Subpar1O1 Před rokem +8

    I have never watched Mark laugh at a game the way he did with West of Loathing. I love it so much, there's something so charming about stickmen and extremely goofy/literal dialogue

  • @patrick9876
    @patrick9876 Před rokem +24

    12:53 the way his character moves to the spittoon

  • @thomasway0320
    @thomasway0320 Před rokem +25

    Never played DnD in my life, but I imagine this is pretty much like being a DM, just watching the player keep trying to do something absolutely useless for god knows how long, so in the end you chose to give him some sort of reward.

    • @Pixelcakes69
      @Pixelcakes69 Před rokem +3

      Dnd player here
      You are exactly right

  • @profmembrane8501
    @profmembrane8501 Před rokem +9

    This is literally the equivalent to a dm arguing with a player who keeps rolling nat 20's.

  • @Comic_Sins
    @Comic_Sins Před rokem +215

    I remember watching this series. And I loved every single moment he found a spittoon. I also loved the spider freak out part

  • @naeteee7373
    @naeteee7373 Před rokem +48

    The bedpan is fucking hilarious

  • @oldfunonceagain7592
    @oldfunonceagain7592  Před 2 lety +168

    Wanna see more "giggly Mark" videos?
    Edit: I am really looking forward to Mark's new game, if he enjoys the game I have to bring my lazyass back to videos and start editing haha

  • @davidcadiz8445
    @davidcadiz8445 Před rokem +16

    So spoliers on the new game Shadow over loathing
    They made mumflr fumperdink canon.

  • @katiesherman6517
    @katiesherman6517 Před 2 lety +121

    This was one of the best parts of the whole series! SPITOON!!!!

  • @autisticgremlin4088
    @autisticgremlin4088 Před rokem +2

    The term of hosing off the spittoon gunk with a stream of vomit is so funny i laughed for 10 minutes straight

  • @LeStrangeW
    @LeStrangeW Před 5 měsíci +3

    "I hope they have to invent a whole new kind of trenchfoot just for you. I hope they name it after you."
    "I'm sorry, sir, but you have developed Fumperdinkitis."

  • @axelthedragon0421
    @axelthedragon0421 Před rokem +30

    After I got my hands on west of loathing I honestly did the same thing as Mark
    NEVER SURRENDER EXPLORE THE SPITTOON!!!!!!!!!

  • @nessa-marks
    @nessa-marks Před rokem +60

    finally one with the last spittoon! west of loathing is my favorite play through!

  • @richardd3367
    @richardd3367 Před rokem +2

    The spitoons and the book of stupid walking were honestly some of the best game content anywhere. 🤣

  • @VoidZeroNothing
    @VoidZeroNothing Před rokem +3

    There is a spittoon in Shadows Over Loathing, the new game they made. You can't reach it and it apparently belonged to a legendary hero by many different names. Meaning your character from West of Loathing.
    Reaching into the spittoons is canonical to the Loathing games, now.

  • @Tyler-nr6kl
    @Tyler-nr6kl Před rokem +4

    This feels like a bit from a great dnd campaign with a dm whos amazing on their feet and a VERY determined player

    • @Tyler-nr6kl
      @Tyler-nr6kl Před rokem +1

      4:34 - 6:07 is the best example of this, or the one right after it

  • @robinverkroost1912
    @robinverkroost1912 Před rokem +34

    The usage of the horror outro music Mark uses is somehow very appropriate.

    • @oldfunonceagain7592
      @oldfunonceagain7592  Před rokem +7

      I was too into the Phasmophobia vids at that time so I used it as an outro. Maybe I will change it to the usual one next time?

  • @CavemanZerron
    @CavemanZerron Před rokem +4

    " *BEDPAN* "

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Před rokem +6

    Mark broke the DM

  • @null8384
    @null8384 Před rokem +7

    The best part of all this is that the spittoon treasures are actually incredibly good

  • @alyssab1047
    @alyssab1047 Před rokem +3

    they litterally made a reference to Mumflr fumperdink in the game where you find the singular spitoon

  • @neillynch6245
    @neillynch6245 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Everytime matk found 1 i always had to stop the video and prepare myself for the laughing to come from both of us 😂

  • @permanary5611
    @permanary5611 Před 2 lety +71

    Beautiful edit of a beautiful game
    10/10 splatton would spit in again

    • @Mr.Watermel0m
      @Mr.Watermel0m Před rokem +1

      A year later and I got you to 69 likes, the prophecy is completed may the king of filth be with you!

    • @permanary5611
      @permanary5611 Před rokem +1

      @@Mr.Watermel0m my eternal thanks to you good sir, the 69th like. i can die happy now.

  • @Djmclazer
    @Djmclazer Před rokem +1

    The beauty os that his excitement DOUBLES every spittoon

  • @MarioB-us6um
    @MarioB-us6um Před rokem +3

    18:20
    Oh wow, a clean spittoon!
    That's indeed horrifying, fitting for the house of horrors.

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier Před rokem +12

    Mark's gonna love the spittoon in Shadows

  • @eclipsedmoon87
    @eclipsedmoon87 Před rokem +7

    The lady @ mark: are you hugging that spittoon????
    Mark: ma'am I am wearing a spittoon on my head. Do i LOOK like I have a normal relationship with this object???

  • @fionam2344
    @fionam2344 Před rokem +7

    The dialogue reminds me of D&D DM trying to get you not to check everything in the room

  • @ToastyMcMarshmallow
    @ToastyMcMarshmallow Před rokem +2

    Gotta love how he gets progressively more and more excited to see those damn spit buckets 🤣

  • @theahughes703
    @theahughes703 Před rokem +3

    The funniest thing about this is how verbose the language is in this game. How the horrendousnes of a spittoon is described and calling you out for being really weird for looking into a spittoon of all things. Comedy gold.

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph Před rokem +2

    I appreciate that the narrator absolutely and viscerally hates spittoons the same way I do. I had to sit through this video, and try with every fiber of my being, to not vomit.

  • @Yoshuggutha
    @Yoshuggutha Před rokem +2

    Whoever wrote the narration part for the spitton parts is a genius! 😂 I'm seriously gonna fucking vomit, but also...🤣

  • @TJD0503
    @TJD0503 Před rokem +6

    The spittoon saga is the funniest shit

  • @KisaraShera
    @KisaraShera Před rokem +7

    Its hilarious that the first thing comming up searching for "Spitton" on CZcams are compilations of these Spittons, gotta love it.

  • @somesketchystuff7121
    @somesketchystuff7121 Před rokem +17

    I’m trying to watch this during class but it’s so hard cuz I keep laughing lmfao

  • @MechaEmperor7000
    @MechaEmperor7000 Před rokem +2

    oh boy prepare to make an update to this video. There is another spittoon in Shadow over Loathing.

  • @Mr.Brothybear
    @Mr.Brothybear Před rokem +6

    the Spitoon back and forth is hilarious

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures Před rokem +9

    And he's just begun a new playthrough of Shadow Over Loathing...
    I wonder if there's gonna be something... similar, in that game.

    • @fuwe
      @fuwe Před rokem +1

      Theres a reference to him in the game

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 Před rokem +2

    Listening to this made me laugh and gag so hard I nearly puked.
    10/10 best video ever.

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 Před rokem +19

    I wonder if there's a set bonus for the spittoon loot.

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 Před rokem +6

    just lost yet another cat to fucking cancer so I was feeling horrible, thank you for uploading this cause the sheer enthusiasm and giggliness in Mark's voice is helping me push through the pain

  • @garricbolt9989
    @garricbolt9989 Před rokem +1

    this is just an increasingly exasperated DM dealing with a player after someone said the word spittoon once, and they became obsessed with them.

  • @Alex-ie8cw
    @Alex-ie8cw Před rokem +4

    I love how each spittoon has a different description to it

  • @boozados
    @boozados Před rokem +4

    Now this takes me back to whenever Mark first started this series. Cow punching classic

  • @JohnnyTyrant
    @JohnnyTyrant Před rokem +6

    If someone doesn’t make an animation of this it’ll break my heart. 😂

  • @dk2k1
    @dk2k1 Před rokem +1

    I like to imagine that the narrator is taking undue glee at the idea of the DLC spittoon being clean.

  • @carrotstix455
    @carrotstix455 Před rokem +4

    I love how they put marks horror outro over the spitoon compilation 😂

  • @Sin05269
    @Sin05269 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I bet you're gonna put it on without even washing it first.
    This game is just the right kind of humor

  • @virenrampersad4801
    @virenrampersad4801 Před rokem +3

    Another funny thing about this is marks face as the character stupidly beelines towards each spittoon 😂

  • @bluestar_kun
    @bluestar_kun Před rokem +8

    I love that he's referrenced in the new game Shadows of Loathing. In the bar theres a spittoon that pops up a dialogue box that mentions it possibly having been owned by Mumflr Fumperdink. It's an ok game btw with several endings but it's "very short" considering I beat it in a total of maybe 10-11 hours

    • @AI-hl5xl
      @AI-hl5xl Před rokem +1

      can't wait to see mark sees it

  • @mimikyugamers
    @mimikyugamers Před rokem +2

    A SPITOOON!!

  • @B0RG3RMAN
    @B0RG3RMAN Před rokem +3

    They reference mumphler in shadows over loathing

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Před rokem +2

    I love how the amount of times Mark has encountered and dug around in a spittoon in WoL add up to the length of an average episode of the series

  • @justinisorange
    @justinisorange Před rokem +1

    I love that this is referenced in shadows over lostbing

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer Před rokem +1

    This literally made me gag. Normally I'd look away when something made me feel vomitty but this was words and and I couldn't unhear it

  • @nathantschirhart9711
    @nathantschirhart9711 Před rokem +2

    6:49
    That Fucking pog face! *LOL* I can't get over it!😂😂😂😂

  • @Bofrab
    @Bofrab Před rokem +1

    I love how this video uses the horror outro music, because those spittoons are the true horrors of this game.

  • @tinytrtle5681
    @tinytrtle5681 Před rokem +1

    I love how Mark's attitude towards spittoons takes probably the exact same arc as Mumflr/the player character
    starting out: huh, I wonder what this is?
    a few in: oh god no, I can't believe I'm about to defile nature for the sake of a random piece of loot
    a bunch in: YES! THIS WILL BE THE PEAK OF MY DAY! I HAVE FOUND A SPITTOON TO SHOVE MY ARM INTO!!!!

  • @starryeyedprincess5456
    @starryeyedprincess5456 Před rokem +1

    The descriptions of these make me physically nauseous but it's so funny

  • @CosmicAnime
    @CosmicAnime Před rokem +5

    I had to come back, and watch this, as Mark is playing another game made by this game

  • @ethan1441
    @ethan1441 Před rokem +2

    THE SPITTOON HAS RETURNED!!! PRAISE THE SPITTOON!!

  • @limptoast
    @limptoast Před 2 lety +18

    beautiful

  • @kiravatheargonian
    @kiravatheargonian Před rokem +1

    I normally would put a bear trap in the spittoon after the fourth try but this dude got the EFFORT to resist that 😂

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 Před rokem +2

    6:49 MarkChamp

  • @Zanavor
    @Zanavor Před 2 lety +29

    Those spittoon moments were legendary XD

    • @flairthedark6000
      @flairthedark6000 Před rokem +4

      More than legendary, they reference marks character in the sequal game XD *BY NAME*

    • @Zanavor
      @Zanavor Před rokem +1

      @@flairthedark6000 WHAT

    • @flairthedark6000
      @flairthedark6000 Před rokem +4

      @@Zanavor Yep. "Shadows over Loathing" They reference a spitoon said to be owned by "Mumflr Fumperdink" XD
      in that unique writing style that they do XD

    • @Zanavor
      @Zanavor Před rokem +1

      @@flairthedark6000 lol

  • @N-Rod357
    @N-Rod357 Před rokem +3

    This just sounds like a DND session

  • @choryllis6646
    @choryllis6646 Před rokem +2

    I watched this series when Mark first uploaded in onto his channel. I've been meaning to come back to it, but never got around to it.
    By the time I'm watching this, I've been a part of a Dungeons and Dragons group for a few years now, and this reads EXACTLY like a conversation between a player and an exasperated Dungeon Master.

  • @SilverJ17
    @SilverJ17 Před rokem +7

    I hope we have a few spittoons in the new game, maybe even a reference to West of Loathing with all of the spittoon exploration.

    • @aquinprime
      @aquinprime Před rokem

      Or a hint to mark himself

    • @RiflemanIII
      @RiflemanIII Před rokem +3

      There is a spittoon, and it references Mark's playthrough.

  • @AngelsPurgatory
    @AngelsPurgatory Před rokem +1

    The sanest Dungeons and Dragons' player, vs the most Authoritarian Dungeon Master

  • @komoriarschlos
    @komoriarschlos Před rokem +1

    The best thing is in the new game of the loathing series there is a spittoon that has Mumflr history with it, shows the developers knew of Marks series.

  • @_cat_smith_
    @_cat_smith_ Před rokem +2

    I love how, past the first, Mark has no reason to believe there's anything in the other spitoons and he just goes for it anyways.

  • @em91198able
    @em91198able Před rokem +1

    Someday I'll be able to watch through this whole video and enjoy Mark's giggling, but I can't stop gagging from this ridiculous game's masterful use of descriptive language.