Geoguessr, but for LANGUAGES - Polyglot Plays Languageguessr
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- čas přidán 7. 07. 2023
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So, this game has:
-low quality audio
-goofy conversations
-gunshots at the end of recordings
-music instead of languages
-silence instead of languages
-screaming instead of languages
-"MMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
-mislabelled languages
It's like a combination of Language Squad and Geoguessr but on drugs.
Synthesis: perfection
Another thing it has is not labeling countries correctly (for example not counting India for Urdu). Edit: another example is missing Russia from Tatar
"Tatar is spoken in Poland and Romania" wtf
also people saying the name of the language in the recording
is tatar actually spoken in poland? im literally from poland and i nver heard that in my life
When you speak Swedish:💣
when you speak Sindhi:🎵
Typical Mongolian speaker:
⠀
.. ... . .. .. .
⠀
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“Dutch is only spoken in Belgium.”
Entire Kingdom of the Netherlands: “Are we a joke?”
As a Belgian, yes you are
You can't have a country and a language have the same name except for one s and then say the language isn't spoken in that country
@@PJM257??
@@user-rw2bk6ig3j The Netherlands in Dutch = Nederland
Dutch in Dutch = Nederlands
@@greentomic5359 I am not from the Netherlands, homie.
As a Japanese learner, I can confirm the Japanese guy in the audio has developed its own dialect.
I was gonna say, cause I barely know conversational level Japanese but it definitely sounded more like Korean to me
I know enough Japanese to hold basic conversations but I genuinely thought that was Korean…
I also thought that it was Korean and I’m currently learning Japanese.
Yes I'm like B1-B2 in japanese and I don't think that's japanese, maybe it's Ainu or Okinawan language...
As an Advanced learner of Japanese, I can say he sounded like he mixed Mandarin with Onyomi Kanji
2:30 the fact that he didn't recognize the Mongolian dialect of Ancient Albanian Sign Language saddens me
yeah man I guess people change...
Fr
Same. His skill is decreasing. 😔
He disappointed us
It's really similar to the Guatemalan dialect too
Yep, Tatar “is spoken in Poland and Romania”
We just ignore Tatarstan republic in the Russian Federation where it is the official language
I thought about it too, Turkey and Russia should be included as well
Yes, let's ignore the republic that is literally named after the language it speaks
@@Deerly_delightful9 its not the counrty, its republic
One өчпочмак to this gentleman here
@blenderelite2913 oh sorry, thank you I'll correct the comment
Native polish here. 3:22 "Oklejanie szyb, będzie trzeba usunąć" in english that is "gluing windows,
will have to remove"
The fuck?
7:04 This is the part where I was %100 convinced that these sounds are from LiveLeak
the gunshots in other sounds didint convince you lol
A wise Mongolian once said
“ “
and this quote changed my life
So inspiring!
Enjoy the silence
So Romanian was mislabeled as Sundanese. Top tier game
Ok I'm glad I wasn't just hallucinating all of that romance vocabulary I thought I was dying
@@Doormin Yeah! I could clearly hear the word "Intellectual"
i was gonna say i used to live where they spoke sundanese in indonesia and when romanian was labeled as that i was like… no??
So that's why.... It doesn't sound Sundanese at all
Oh god I don't really know Romanian (10 words at most) but I couldn't believe it wasn't Romanian
8:00
Pro tip for if you get a music one if you ever play this again, the instrument being played in the background was a sitar, which are native to India. No clue how you were supposed to know he was speaking Sanskrit tho lmao
Tbh it just sounded like Indian music imo
the audio started like : ohmmmmmmm, which is a sanskrit/hindi sound
3:24 „oklejenie szyb … też trzeba będzie usunąć” can be translated to 'glass wrapping will have to be removed'. But don’t worry, as a Polish native speaker I got what the speaker said after the third attempt 😂
Using the Austrian Flag instead of the German Flag was just sooo unexpected for me as a German
It just Shows that Austria should be a Part of Germany (again).
This guy uses Vatican flag for Italian
first time?
Sounds like a painter move to me
Your the same race both Germanic so why not, it’s like comparing Poland and Slovakia
They have a lot of work to do on this game but it is a good idea. Just have to:
-Get better audio recordings
-Longer recordings
-Recordings with actual speaking (no silence or just music)
-Label which countries speak the languages (Urdu is spoken in Indian, not just Pakistan)
-Less Murder
-Label all the languages properly
And then the game will start to be playable!
Yep
also, give partial points for related languages
(e.g. hindi-urdu 90%, dutch-afrikaans 60%, turkish-turkmen 20% or something)
@@notwithouttext yeah it doesn’t make sense for you to get it solely based on geography considering if you have English you can choose at least 1 country per continent. Close languages like slavic, Nordic, or Indian languages should give more than choosing a country with a completely different language
@@ReplayValueMusic yeah
i think it would be cool if you had to guess what exact country the speaker is from like you hear british english you have to choose the UK not the US
My favourite parts is:
Gunshots at the end
7:55 🎶MMMMMMMMM🎶 🎵DRAMMMMMM🎵
Screaming parts
Also Music parts
Mmmmmm sound matches with praying.
I was literally LAUGHING OUT LOUD. This is WAY too hilarious
The Swedish recording is of a man who is old enough to have developed his own dialect.
Yeah, I'm swedish, couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying.
/.../ så kör vi, ser vad som händer. Kanske skjuter du ut hela /.../ och taket /.../
He is definitely from the Gothenburg area.
@@ketchup901 "håll i er" BANG
Ikr, the ups and downs of his speech sounded swedish but the words made no sense lmao
God I’ve been learning Swedish for years and yes y’all do slur your sentences like that old curmudgeon from the audio snippet does
Audio of these tests are like audio recordings in English class. Even if you are top of the class, you still won't understand what the hell they are speaking there.
ikr im polish and speak polish fluently.. and i thought it was like an asian language
@@niewiemcomamtuwpisacxd This game is very bad, but the Polish part was kind of recognizable. I've been learning Polish for only a few years, but I think I heard words "też" "dzisiaj" and "usunąć", or something like that.
Edit: I think the dude is saying "też będzię chciał" not "dzisiaj" as I first thought. )
@@niewiemcomamtuwpisacxd Nie no chyba sobie żartujesz. Od razu rozpoznałem ze to Polski.
@@allesindwillkommen He said "Oklejenie szyb też będzie trzeba usunąć." Where do you here "dzisiaj"? Still props. You understood quite a lot for someone who isn't a native speaker.
@@allesindwillkommen for me it was quite unclear but when i listened the second time i heard 'usunąć' which means to delete
This is the single funniest video I’ve seen all year
The Bulgarian one just blew me away it's the corrupt and memed prime minister in one of his many hilarious interviews
Mongolia’s population density: 2 people per square kilometer.
Mongolia’s language density: 2 alphabets in a conversation.
Who will you speak to when the next person is a few kilometers away? Makes sense.
I worked as a diplomat so i know know a lot of languages
well, half of them live in just one city
5:23 As someone who has a Sundanese wife I can confirm that's the Romanian variant of Sundanese
This vid made me sub, I laughed when he got so angry he said “ع”
ع
6:30 “Njihovi životi će se mijenjati, i” actually means “their lives will change, and”
As an Indonesian who is also from the Sundanese tribe, I only half-understood about 1 word in that sentence. I also thought it sounded like Filipino, so I dont blame you lol.
Leungit
yang parah yang kedua orang bilang romania tapi malah jadi sunda anying mana ada sunda begitu wkwkwk
If you mean 5:06 it was clearly Romanian, I suspected that myself and found that in the comments
5:20 blew memaway. There’s no way it’s Sundanese lol
@@vladd896 He means 0:36
Polish & Swedish people trying to have a conversation without exploding:
As a (half) polish person, 💥
Dude, the bit you do with your eyes feckin kills me everytime 😂😂😂
Thanks for showing me this fun game. I played a couple of times and did fairly well actually. Between 250 and 350 points. I never managed to pull off a 5/5 though. There was always some crazy language that caught me off guard.
As a Japanese I thought it was Korean too until the correct answer got revealed. I listened to it again. I don't know what prefecture that accent is from but it's so thick I can only partially understand
Fr
I think the first word might've been こいつ, not sure though
As a Korean, I did a double take when language simp said it sounded like either Korean or Japanese, because it didn't sound like either to me.
Thanks for this, I was getting worried that I’ve been studying Japanese for 2 years and can’t even recognise it!!
@@interneda98 I may have lied, since the accent isn't that thick. This is what a REALLY thick accent sounds like: czcams.com/video/bmKOW46LaGo/video.html
Two old ladies from rural Aomori chatting in the Tsugaru accent with one of the thickest accents in Japan
2:44 Mongolion is so expressive, love the inflections and the way of speaking, so beautiful
. (This means omg fr in Mongolian. I can speak Mongolian. It is really easy to learn*
I know how to type in mongolian:
See?
This was way funnier than I expected!
It was lovely to see you be stumped when it came to Māori, at least shows that you’re human and not some language superhero
4:14 was so surprised when I heard my native language, dude guessed pretty solid at that one, our language in fact sounds similar to Turkish, but we have a lot of borrowed words from Russian. Also don’t know why the game said it is spoken in Poland and Romania, when majority of Tatars lives in Russia
ikr, Tatarstan is literally in Russia, why Poland and Romania-
Сәлам, милләттәш!
@@mermermerk they do live in Romania, Poland and up to my knowledge Finland too. Not to mention Turkey.
I played the game before watching the video and I was about to guess Turkish until I heard вокзал then i got confused and picked Kazakh 😅
@@mermermerkthere is a small minority of Lipka Tatars in Poland, but there's like 2000 of them and they have stopped speaking Tatar a long time ago. This game is just drunk.
5:24 is Romanian, you're being trolled bro
Thank you, it is definitely not Sundanese, not even close lol
E romana clar, aparent noi vorbim indoneziana dinaia=)))
It’ｓ the best language channel I know, for sure
3:54 good ol’ German - 👴🏻
When you guessed Italy, that was Romanian. This game is definitely on drugs.
Edit: Stop confirming that it's Romanian, I am from Romania, I know it is Romanian.
Edit 2: Actually nevermind that might be Sugondese, keep confirming if it's Romanian.
Im a Romanian and i can confirm
I'm a Hungarian from Romania, I can also confirm it was Romanian.
I'm south american but can confirm from the comment that is romanian
I was born in Romania and my name is Romanian. I still speak Romanian and I can confirm that it was Romanian.
I think this game is meant to be a joke 😂
8:06 I guess you have never heard mantras. Or Indian music... From the pinch of a second I knew it is Sanskrit. So yeah, I am the guy that says: "THAT'S SANSKRIT!!!"
That Portuguese at the end sounded like an old movie script that has something to do with a religious speech
Polish: oklejenie szyb
LS: did someone say my name?
5:06 That's actually Romanian. I got that audio too when I played the game. I knew it was Romanian because of the way it sounded and because I heard some words similar to my native language Mozambican. So I said Romanian and I got it right. Good to know that they've already fixed the mistake.
fr bro, im indonesian and when i hear that i feel like fcked up, bro i never heard sundanese is sounds like that wtf💀
As a Romanian I confirm
5:06 That's Romanian not some Indonesian language
That's what I thought too despite not knowing Romanian
This game is on Metamfetamină
Yeah that is very clearly Romanian, I guess they just messed up the categorization of audio clips
Yea Im indonesian I heard that and didnt understand a thing, this thing is rigged
Yeah that game is low quality
3:49 he screamed we don't cuss! Cusses! 😅😂
1:00
As a swed I did not get it first, but when I listened again I could hear it. He basically said: “Let’s go and see what’s going to happen.” The quality of the audio afterwards is very bad, but it’s something about a roof and it blowing up.
2:25 I can hear every single word so clearly. This is definitely ASL.🎵
When I was learning ASL, a student unintentionally did the sign for blowjob when she intended the sign for drink, which made the teacher facepalm with a long pause due to trauma.
As a Swede, I could not hear that that was Swedish. It sounded Norwegian to me.
han säger något om "taket i alla fall" i slutet
Nänä, det är Norrlänska
@@mollof7893 i don't think it's norrlanska, the intonation just doesnt sound northern enough to me
@@bogiesmigforl1 for me it sounded like högobospgörpg slgkoepföfowöäfåd,,skfpeädpfkkfkd
@@mollof7893 fuck norrlänningarna ändå.
1:52 "where is that music spoken" lol
Imagine you hear Mongolia in the challenge and you hear silence
"That is obviously Dutch, which from my knowledge is only spoken in Belgium"
Me as a Dutchie: 7:05
It also absolutely did not register as dutch to me as a dutchy. I have spoken with south african people, and it also didnt remind me of that lol.
I didn’t quite register it as Dutch, but I had to take a minute when he said it was “only spoken in Belgium”
I didn’t get the Dutch probably cause it South African, but even as a Dane I knew that the Dutch spoke Dutch😂
@@waveboard111It is quite proper afrikaans from a news program.
But Belgium is netherlands
Lank lewe Vlaandere ❤️❤️🎉
It has to be joke I think.
Just as Portuguese is obviously spoken in Mozambique right.
He was moving the map to Portugal and changed his mind to another country which also speaks Portuguese.
I think the mongolian one was a message about how no one actually lives in Mongolia, thus the language is just avoid of any sounds...
guess i don't exist then.
@@steppe_dweller_locky no rip for you cuz you don't exist
ill speak mongolian here
" "
The Italian phrase in the outro was more of an intro, but that was a good attempt
Some of the audio here are barebones incomprehensible, even natives would struggle identifying them.
Beautiful game.
You should definitely do this for a straight hour, it would be incredibly frustrating for you and unbelievably entertaining for everyone else
Naw. It would be credible
1:43 man speaks percussion
Now that i today again tried this game i realise it has been updated, and now its more correct and way easier because of that
I really felt him when he said "ع"
Even me as a Swedish person had a really hard time understanding that Uzbekistanian phrase.
I listened to the Swedish one again, it doesn’t sound at all like Swedish, I only hear sounds / mumbling, and the audio is simply dreadful - I am intermediate level in Swedish, so I know a lot of words, and that’s not proper Swedish, in fact, it might be a mislabeled language, because the intonation doesn’t even sound like any of the Nordic or Germanic languages, maybe it’s some Arabic or Turkic language that was mislabeled...
@@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038Idk it sounded Swedish to me it definitely isn't anything remotely similar to turkish or even Arabic which aren't even languages that sound similar anyway.
Different intonations could make different languages sound similar, if one only listens to sounds, so it doesn’t mean it couldn’t be one of those - one cannot even hear the actual words or where a word starts and where the word ends, only just hears sounds in recordings like these, so it’s impossible to even tell what language it really is, could be any language...
@@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038 As a Swede, I can confirm that it actually is Swedish, it's kinda hard to hear but he says something along the lines of (something) "skjuter ut hela" (something) "genom taket, håll i er (bang)", I can't quite tell what the (something) parts are because of the audio quality and he does have a bit of an accent which might be why the intonation sounds a bit different
Well, now I only heard something like, yenuh hå, but I couldn’t hear the other words, very bæd audio quality and pøõr enunciation! Also, the word Rosis cannot be in a yt name or name - flower terms or terms that are too close to a flower term (roses etc) cannot be in yt names or names, and must be changed!
5:07 suddenly hears my native language. Me: "...It's latin Russian!"
Cam așa băiatu, cam așa
It sounded very Portuguese in this recording, though.
@@maxkho00 no
@@craftah Yes.
@@maxkho00 no
i thank god that this is the first video of u im watching so that i can stop right away
Holy s, with 7:00 I immediately remembered this legendary New-Zealandic wedding of 2 maoris, I think I'd guessed
This is such amazing content. Please do more of this game!!
Another banger from our hyperpolychad gigaglot
I only speak English, but living in New Zealand I instantly realized it was a Maori haka. Crazy since it's the only thing I recognized in the whole video lmao
same lmao, but i dont only speak english
I was so happy that I got Maori right, and I know exactly why, I watched the show "See" with Jason Mamoa (pretty good show) and they do a "Haka" which is from New Zealands Maori Tribes, I immediately recognized the words they screamed.
7:45
I am Vietnamese , the dude recording that was either an extreme introvert or his throat was fking burning , no way someone speaking Vietnamese can sound that weird to a native Vietnamese
Or he's just from central Vietnam , that makes sense
Nghe hình như "Cái này nó còn phát ra tia gì đây này, đấy tia cực tím này"
@@thiennam4307 tôi nghe được "củ cà tím này" lmao
5:30 That was Romanian, not Sundanese, wtf.
You should try this game again! The clips are much better now!
Sundanese in the video sounded like half the world's languages.
-How many languages do you know?
-Sundanese
-Wow! So you know all languages?
The one beginning at 5:07 was actually Romanian, this game was programmed by monlinguals
© 2023 Monolingual Society of Monolinguals
Exactly that doesn't sounds like sundanese at all
i thought it was portuguese
English: Hello It's Alfred and I am a humming bird in Poland
Mongol: (awkward silence)
2:53 HOLY SHIT I LITERALLY SCREAMED WHEN I HEARD YORÙBÁ
Get Rainbolt on this he'd still make 10/10
At 5:07 it's actually romanian hahhah what is sundanese doing there bruh😭😭😭
even im a japanese speaker i couldnt hear japanese in 5:50
Yeah that definitely sounded Korean to me
Edit: after a few more careful listens, it is actually Japanese, but with a very thick dialect
同じ
韓国語 🇰🇷
かなり訛ってるわ
This video is actually kinda funny lol cuz of the memes in video
Yooo do more videos with this it's funny 🐡🐡🐡
These are audio clips recorded by Duo when he finds people who haven't been doing their LuoDingo
As a native Vatican when you started speaking Vatican at the end I was so happy for someone to know such an unknown language, thank you language simp
"That is obviously Dutch, which from my knowledge is only spoken in Belgium." The Netherlands: "You must be joking"
I am advanced level in Dutch (over 8.000 base words) and I knew that language wasn’t Dutch, but I didn’t even have time to figure out that it was Afrikaans! I am intermediate level in Swedish / German / Norwegian etc and Portuguese, but the Swedish one sounded nada like Swedish, and the Portuguese one didn’t sound like Portuguese, and the German one sounded like French, and in the Luxembourgish one I think I heard a word that sounded like the Dutch word gebracht, I don’t know, that’s what I heard! But the audio quality was just hørribIe - they cannot be serious, expecting someone to guess with such sh_ audio, so I couldn’t guess anything, to be honest!
Dutch words are just so gorgeous, as pretty as the English words - too pretty not to know! Great for poetry and lyrics! 83 of the prettiest words in Dutch are - ver, vlinder, verloren, feest, adem, vaste, veel, verdween, heel, het, heen, voorbij, vandaan, verven, domein, verwaald, drijfzand, lief, leegte, liefde, heerst, einde, zonder, weet, avond, vult, gekomen, centrum, moment, pad, loop, overheerst, vallen, twijfel, vinden, kelde, wald, ter, geweest, vrees, grenzen, verleg, rein, van, stellen, wilde, steeds, verstreken, evenbeeld, bleef, steile, vrede, stem, wens, net, tijd, stille, verwenst, zalig, ochtend, zilverreiger, weer, overwint, heerlijk, zin, hart, beweert, vanaf, kwijt, wolken, mes, verliezen, dwaling, verlaten, rede, trek, tuinhek, brand, verdien, blikje, vertellen, verder, vertrek etc!
@@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038 yeah I think the audio clips are user submitted
Besides, the only true Latin languages are Galician / French / Gallo / Portuguese / Catalan / Spanish / Occitan / Latin / Aranese / Guernsey / Esperanto / Italian & the other Italian-based languages and the language spoken in Wallonia / Belgium & the other French-based languages and the other Portuguese-based languages that may exist, which sound refined and pretty, just like the 6 Celtic languages and Germanic languages - it’s so wrøng when ppl incorrectly classify non-pretty uncouth languages that are a bad mix of Turkic / Slavic languages as ‘Latin’ and, there are also a few other incorrect language classifications, for example, Hungarian which is (more like, used to be) a Turkic language, but is incorrectly classified as a ‘Finno’ language, even though it looks and sounds nada like Finnish / Estonian and it shares no root words, while having the same structure and grammar etc and the same root words as Turkish, such as the word alma / elma, which means apple, but nowadays Hungarian is a different language, being the only Turkic language that evolved into a pretty language with mostly pretty words, such as nyelv and szemetes etc!
@@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038 true
6:56 That was Boyko Borisov, the former Prime Minister of Bulgaria. 😆😆😆 Also, Belarusian and Bulgarian are different.
4:57 This one i guessed right because Turkmen is Turkish with a lisp.
As a Ngai Tahu Maori, I'm glad I got that one correct. It sounded so much like a kapa haka event haha
the audio samples are like the once you get in middleschool during language exams
When u stare hard it looks like your eyeballs might pop out lmao
I've just played the game and discovered a bug that kinda ruins the whole thing. Sometimes it will play you the audio clip, but when you make a guess it's completely because it claims to have shown you a different clip. You can play back the clip when it shows you the correct answer, and twice I've had very easy answers that weren't the original audio. I got one that was Baguette (I speak some Baguette and I was repeating the sentence as it was being spoken to me), but it claimed to be Catalan and I played it back to reveal a completely different audio clip. A similar thing happened with Japanese and some African language (but I don't speak Japanese it was just very obvious).
Прекраснейшая игра, нам нужно больше видео и стримов по ней!
Those dance moves 1:50 man I can't 😭😭😭
actually, in polish he said "sklajanie szyb" it means he is glueing glass or smth XD
Yeah ur right monolinguals really think about the purity of the Lang otherwise I also mix Urdu words in my day-to-day conversation and every Indian who knows Hindi does that in most conversations it's really difficult to differentiate. And some things just can't be replaced by words because even the basic structure of the sentence is same! I have also noticed that Marathi and Bengali mixes some Urdu and Persian words by removing and adding some sounds to the word and then they use it so we can say that Indo-aryan languages really are influenced by foreign languages especially Urdu, Persian, Turkish, Arabic and we mix English like everywhere that's more common and it's not only a indo Aryan thing then whole India even the Dravidian languages use English words for completing a sentence. So yeah we boost the English language.
Thank the British and Spanish Empires for making this game easier.
See "The British Empire Was NOT The Biggest."
The last one was my mother tongue, I was so surprised to just suddenly understand everything that was said. Pretty funny though. Props to anyone that got this one right
as someone watching from Azerbaijan, the last guess was so funny for me :D you did great in overall!!
For me too! Greetings from Luxembourg:D
0:25 As someone who is studying French and wants to study Arabic, I can confirm this is an ع ق DOMMAGE moment.
1:52 Man where did you learn that Bollywood dance 😂
I think he took secret lessons 💀
"wrapping of the windows", i spear they said language simp
4:06 BASED
7:41 Bro I'm Vietnamese and couldn't understand that either.
same lmfao, i couldn't understand a single word
I hear:”tia cực tím này” :V
Same, it caught me off when I saw the answer was Vietnam.
6:17 Robbers stole your languages 💀💀
I used to enjoy the Languages map of GeoGuessr - one of the ones I did best with. Although that's _written_ language, not spoken. A lot of languages sound similar.
To be fair with the Afrikaans one, the language is pretty infamously similar to European languages, and South Africa was a Dutch colony