As a Albanian i can confirm our country is pronounced Alabama and it is part of the United States, and I never understood why there is so much space between the United States and Alabama and when I go there I only take 1 hour, if anyone knows why tell me please
Alabama and Albania, separated by oceans and continents, are indeed the same place! Who knew, right? It's like a mind-blowing. Now for the reason my friend! Alabama appears to be far away from the rest of the United States on some maps is because those mischievous cartographers decided to play a little game of "hide and seek" with our geographical senses. They thought it would be hilarious to give Alabama its own personal space.
When I was in Poland, I wanted to travel to Chrząszczyżewoszyce, but could not find it on Google Maps. The whole powiat Łękołody is missing there! Stupid American program!
@@losarpettystrakos7687 Well, weve got several fancy-named cities. Like "Jazgrzewszczyzna", "Brzyskorzystewsko", "Szymankowszczyzna" etc. I guess even names such as "Szczecin" might sound tricky. Anyway, your name of a city comes from popular polish tounge-breaker "W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie, i Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie." Btw, "Szczebrzeszyn" is a real name of a city too.
My grandmother is also from Alabama. I was surprised when I learnt that Alabama was part of the Ottoman Empire not long ago and they had to immigrate on foot to Turkey after the war. The history is full of surprises I guess!
He said "just like a Syria", not Assyria. Assyria was North Iraq+ Northeast Syria+ Southeast Turkey, basically North Mesopotamia while South Mesopotamia was Babylonian and collectively they make up Mesopotamia.
When I was new to geography (the US education system is a failure on purpose), and learned geography by playing Rome: Total War and such, I thought Japan looked like a squid, and Britain like the hat of a witch. Later I learned just how bad the Roma: Total War map is. It's missing most of Greece's islands, for one thing.
I died laughing when he pronounced all the Northern African countries wrong and when he reffered to the Latin American countries as Mexican countries lmaoo
@@bananagaming8232 glorious leader Xi (SHI) be sad of your word, silly american!! need rest in Uyghur resort park, good food good rest good work for Uyghur dog! Strike!!!
I'm Polish. I can 100% totally, accurately, DEFINETLY confirm that Łódz is spelt "loads" and you got that totally right man. I have a lot of respect for this guy, damn....
imagine if this talented geographer from the continent of northern america traveled to poland. Imagine the cities he would travel to... Chwąrząszczęszczowonice.... Szczębrzeszowno... etc 🤩🤩🤩
As an American, I too have never looked at a map before and this dude was really just speaking my own thoughts throughout the entire video. I definitely learned a lot today.
2:09 “Greenland is massive, holy crap! It’s like five times bigger than Africa!” One minute later 3:17 “I’ve spent 20 minutes trying to find Africa this is so annoying…” it scares me that this is the only logical fallacy that i’ve found in the video; every other thing could have conceivably been said by an american
The reason he (or an American) couldn't "find" Africa is because....it was not labeled. Only the countries contained within Africa were labeled on the map.
I'm Iraqi. And I have to say it's shocking that we have forests and lakes for foreigners, but we do have even snowy regions in the North. And a huge area of marshlands in the South.
é muito bom que ele fala o nome de todos os países errado mas quando chega no Brasil ele fala com sotaque brasileiro e ainda para, assim ele falando "Bolsonaro". Thats so weird
No, There are people who think, usb is the neighbour country of usa, but its true, The United States Of Brazil are the neighbour country of the United States of Argentina
my father has been in egypt one time i asked him if he had ever been to africa and he said no lol but there is a good reason why Egypt is seen as middle eastern and its the fact that they are more middle eastern then Subsaharan and therefore not african by some people
@@jasser6470 actually egypt is transcontinental country. Maybe your father visited Sinai only which is a part of Asia. Otherwise your comment about egypt being more middle eastern country is true.
@@jasser6470 no, it’s the cultural that is middle eastern….but not the continent, it’s still a fact in africa….( but it’s actually transcontinental, but whatever)
@@mukhlisfahmi75 i did not say it was in the midde east as a continent, in fact the middle east is not even a continent but a term for the cultural sphere Area
2:02 Congratulations, You have finally located Alabama! Also, notice that there's an apparently new land named "North McDonalds". I suggest you visit this country to buy a burger or two.
Okay pal listen, that’s north Macedonia, and that’s Albania. There is a difference. North Macedonia doesn’t even have McDonald’s. And Albania is Alabama, Alabama is a state. If this is a joke then ok
@@Tubulce You wrote "MCDONADS" whereas you should've written "mcdonaLds" (even better - McDonald's). Your attitude must be praised, but please do not insult sovereign republics by your ignorance next time.
2:57 As a brazilian that was nice to get included. Also how did you pronounce "Brazil" in such good brazilian accent? 3:58 *This is how we treat Portugal*
As a Polish native speaker I can confirm that your pronounciation was perfect. Even I usually strugle when have to pronounce Szczecin or Bydgoszcz. I'm shocked how accurate your accent was. Language Shrimp you are true hiperpolynésien kilochad alphabet male. Respect!
So to answer your question, Scot Land and Northern Ire Land are departments of France, but the national government of the UK in Dublin claims control over them since everyone there speaks English anyway. But I think there is something fishy going on because President Boris Johnson (or Jeansson??) speaks French and grew up in Brussels' Sprouts, Belgium Waffles, so I think he is really a puppet dictator installed by French secretary-general Emmanuel Macaroon. There's a reason why no one ever comes or goes from the British Isles. They don't want the rest of the world to find out the seediness that goes on there.
That is why our favorite African named Elon Musk is trying to break stereotypes by being a African warlord who exploits child labor to mine for shiny stones . This is not important because the news stations want us to watch his ex-girlfriend kiss her transgendered fiance through videos on the Twitter network [which he owns a portion of ].
Your polish pronunciation is just... just wow. I don't even heard any accent. You speak it better than my friend and you even read correctly this special anime characters.
You're talking about all the Mexican countries, but all the *BRAZILIAN* countries are where it's at. I mean there's Brazilian Europe (Portugal), Brazilian Macaronesia (Cape Verde), Brazilian Southwest Africa (Angola), Brazilian Southeast Africa (Mozambique), Brazilian Guinea (Guinea-Bissau), Brazilian Gabon (São Tomé and Príncipe), Brazilian Timor (Timor Leste), and while not a country you can't forget about Brazilian China (Macau) I am fully convinced the Poles came up with their settlement names by closing their eyes, smashing their keyboards, and writing whatever it results in...and I say this as someone who's part Polish on my dad's side
@@mehmeterciyas6844 I didn't say "loseitan." I said "Lose-itanian, which is a pun on the term "Lusitanian," a term for the Portuguese of the land called LVSITANIA.
@@danielperales3958 Technically they're Mexican countries since it was the headquarters of Spanish colonization authority for all South American countries.
2:35 my poor weeb @ss as a child when I first realized that people in Japan actually don't have blue and pink hair and walk around doing karate, actually everything's just kinda gray and everyone's going to work 😄
@@AJGress Even if I spent 5 years learn Brazilian Portuguese, I won't pronounce it like that, this show how well educate he is opposite of the stereotype that American had little education compare to other developed countries.
as an Indonesian in 4th grade, I feel bad thinking American kids having to learn 50 states and their capitals, when I can't even remember 34. But after learning that some Americans don't know basic geography just left me speechless.
It takes a lot time as well as bit of traveling experience to truly learn them all, which not many Americans get. Even I couldn't point out where each state is on a map, nor could I list them straight from memory, but I can recognize all of them when I hear or read any of them. I think most Americans are similar.
Yes, Americans are shit with geography, especially on the global scale, but lemme make one tangent: The USA is a HUGE nation. I see so many Europeans (and even Americans) talk down on Americans for not "travelling the world." When tbf, "travelling the world" is easy as fucking shit when you're a European that lives only a couple hours away (driving distance) from the next country with a different culture, language, and history.
@@jpnpod8277 Nah just grind USA quiz for half a year and they should stay in your head for quite a wile. The problem is with knowing all countries flags, capitals,us states that this knowledge doesn't get u very far
As an Englishman can I explain the complexities of the UK? England was built two million years ago by the Romans. Wales was added as an extension by Vikings in the early Stone Age. In 2000BC William Shakespeare defeated the Normans, united Wales and England and formed the Kingdom of Wessex. Scotland collided with Wessex during the Ice Age of 1698. Two years later Queen Elizabeth the second, who is still the queen today, conquered Scotland. She called this new country The United Kingdom better known as just England. All Welsh and Scottish people consider themselves to be English. Great Britain is actually a fictional land invented by Charles Dickins and not a term ever used in the UK (pronounced Ook). Northern Ireland is a province inhabited by Irish people many of whom believe Britain is a real place and want to be part of it. It is the dream of all United Kingdomish people to be Americans.
Plot twist: he's actually a stereotypical American/hyperpolyglot unironically speaking his mind and we just haven't noticed
I wouldn’t even be pissed if that was the case
Btw nice to see a fellow Windir fan here \m/
Hail Valfar!
@@darkfrozenwinterstar3639 Haha awesome, great to see another Windir fan, too! Hail Valfar \m/
windirrrrr
I think that the footage screams AMERICA
everyone noticed
As a Mexican I'm triggered, not by your jokes but by the fact that there's people who actually think like that
lol
Mi país ni fue mencionado, y yo me sentí triggered también, gracias a Dios no mencionaron República Dominicana xD.
@@999samus7 Ah, querrás decir "México Dominicano" xd
@@pads6367 diablo qué maldito cringe jajajajajaajaj
Mexican countries 😂😂😂😂😂😂
deberias decir isle de México
I was laughing during the entire video. Absolutely hilarious. You're my favorite polyglot comedian.
As a Albanian i can confirm our country is pronounced Alabama and it is part of the United States, and I never understood why there is so much space between the United States and Alabama and when I go there I only take 1 hour, if anyone knows why tell me please
Alabama and Albania, separated by oceans and continents, are indeed the same place! Who knew, right? It's like a mind-blowing. Now for the reason my friend! Alabama appears to be far away from the rest of the United States on some maps is because those mischievous cartographers decided to play a little game of "hide and seek" with our geographical senses. They thought it would be hilarious to give Alabama its own personal space.
So why you make vidéo in french😅?
much space? come on. it's just one big lake between Tirana and New York City.
Łódź of people try to pronounce polish cities, but not many of them do it properly.
When I was in Poland, I wanted to travel to Chrząszczyżewoszyce, but could not find it on Google Maps. The whole powiat Łękołody is missing there! Stupid American program!
@@losarpettystrakos7687 Well, weve got several fancy-named cities. Like "Jazgrzewszczyzna", "Brzyskorzystewsko", "Szymankowszczyzna" etc. I guess even names such as "Szczecin" might sound tricky.
Anyway, your name of a city comes from popular polish tounge-breaker "W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie, i Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie."
Btw, "Szczebrzeszyn" is a real name of a city too.
@@krowaswieta7944 not nearly as good as the city in new zealand called "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu"
yes it's real
@@adamwest8296 Big true :( Now they look like a joke compared to this
Woodge
"why does iceland have no ice, but greenland has no land?"
thats actually a good question
Greenland is an island. It does have land
The vikings did some trolling
i believe it was to encourage immigration from the Norse to Greenland and to keep people away from Iceland, at least that's what I've always heard
@@tableprinterdoor *"we do a little trolling"*- the Vikings probably
Erik the Red called it Greenland to attract settlers to come there.
I can't believe he doesn't know all 54 cities of the country of Africa
Fun fact: Hes actually an hyperpolyglot gigachad American speaker who is fluent in sarcasm
As a syrian, I can 100% confirm that Syria does actually indeed for real looks like a Syria
I think it was an Assyria joke
@@cterence1767 guess it was, but the fact that syria looks like syria is a fact!
this is weird, it looks exactly like (Soorya) for me ....
Wait, there are people in Syria? I thought it was all terrorists.
- some American, probably
@loxksvi thanks 🙏 tell them we exist ❤️ no one is 100% anything
My grandmother is also from Alabama. I was surprised when I learnt that Alabama was part of the Ottoman Empire not long ago and they had to immigrate on foot to Turkey after the war. The history is full of surprises I guess!
They had one of the best football coaches of all time, too. Paul "Skanderbeg" Bryant. A master tactician.
He zoomed on Albania 😂😂😂
You gotta be trolling
SWEET COAST ALABAMA
As an Albanian lol
5:57 "and you are gay"
Please make a sequel. This video is gold!
"Turkey looks nothing like a Turkey. But Syria looks just like Assyria" comedic genius
Tarsus is much farther from Ilium in Turkey than tarsus is from ilium in turkey.
He said "just like a Syria", not Assyria. Assyria was North Iraq+ Northeast Syria+ Southeast Turkey, basically North Mesopotamia while South Mesopotamia was Babylonian and collectively they make up Mesopotamia.
When I was new to geography (the US education system is a failure on purpose),
and learned geography by playing Rome: Total War and such,
I thought Japan looked like a squid, and Britain like the hat of a witch.
Later I learned just how bad the Roma: Total War map is. It's missing most of Greece's islands, for one thing.
i showed my dad turkey once and his first thought was that it was a communist place because of the Turkish red flag that was on the map i showed
@@Silvyya It's even worse than a communist country. It's a country full of Turks.
I died laughing when he pronounced all the Northern African countries wrong and when he reffered to the Latin American countries as Mexican countries lmaoo
Yeah and how he skipped Tunisia as if it doesn't even exist 💀
@@butt3rcxp_572 bruh why isn't it part of Asia it literally has Asia in it's name
@@b4594 Exactly 💀 💀
Lmfao
I'm from Morosho
as an american i am proud of my country for our amazing geography knowledge
This joke right ?
yes and actually im not even american
Well I am and I’m proud of our knowledge
This is a joke btw I asked a kid in my class to name one country and they said Canada 💀💀💀
@@ThatspacepersonBut Canada is a country
As a Taiwanese I burst out laughing when you say PASS. that's so hilarious
You are true China
@@bananagaming8232ok western propagandist
@@bananagaming8232 glorious leader Xi (SHI) be sad of your word, silly american!! need rest in Uyghur resort park, good food good rest good work for Uyghur dog! Strike!!!
Taiwanese? oh you mean you're from chinese tapei?
Isn't the most common blood type 'Chinese Type A'?
As a Japanese I respect all Taiwanese people so ye no hate incase ur wondering
As a Brazilian, I can confirm we are surrounded by a lot of mexican countries
😂
Concordo estou os nosos chapéus digo as Guianas
macaco
I wonder how long your wall needs to be 😂
you are portuguese mexico
I'm Polish and your pronunciation of Łódź was perfect, good job on your language learning adventure, it's a motivation for us all
Woodz'
@@vexillonerd that's not how you pronounce łódź, dź is a very weird sound that you can't really represent with
@@radkaradzic91gaming23 Man, I am ukrainian. We have this sound as well.
@@radkaradzic91gaming23 дзь
The Eastern Slavs here.
@@SviatoslavKaverin thank you
trying to offend every culture speedrun any%
2:25 “I’m so excited to see the cartoon people” 😂😂😂
I'm Polish.
I can 100% totally, accurately, DEFINETLY confirm that Łódz is spelt "loads" and you got that totally right man. I have a lot of respect for this guy, damn....
Actually closer to the word "woods" as it's something like "wootch/wutch".
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Love Poland from Hungary
@@jeesdetriplek4588 FR though you got it right
Polak, Węgier dwa bratanki.
missed pun opportunity: I have Łódź of respect for this guy
@@jeesdetriplek4588 woooosh
@@jeesdetriplek4588 woooosh but thanks
I love that type of sarcasm. But still, learning geography is so important. People need to know the world around them
i’m good at geography and whatever but never used it other than convos tbh
sweden- i mean northern denmark
@@sans1331Denmark Kingdom come back😈!
imagine if this talented geographer from the continent of northern america traveled to poland. Imagine the cities he would travel to...
Chwąrząszczęszczowonice.... Szczębrzeszowno... etc 🤩🤩🤩
4:27 *This is your daily dose of Internet*
If I was a kid who hasn't have any clue what satire and sarcasm means yet, I would definitely genuinely believe everything you said.
As an American, I too have never looked at a map before and this dude was really just speaking my own thoughts throughout the entire video. I definitely learned a lot today.
Another son/daughter of the AES
I had no idea Africa wasn’t a country! Learned so much today.
@@rubyy.7374 Are you sure,
bro tell me youre joking you too ruby
@@AlexD-mg9xb of course they’re joking
as an albanian,i really feel pain when he said alabama and not albania 😖
As an Alabamian, same lol
Achievement unlocked: The polyglot gigachad did not do any joke about Niger in this video
2:09 “Greenland is massive, holy crap! It’s like five times bigger than Africa!”
One minute later
3:17 “I’ve spent 20 minutes trying to find Africa this is so annoying…”
it scares me that this is the only logical fallacy that i’ve found in the video; every other thing could have conceivably been said by an american
Bold of you to assume we can't also pull off ludicrous logical inconsistency like that lmao
@@ItsAsparageese yea i do it all the time
The reason he (or an American) couldn't "find" Africa is because....it was not labeled. Only the countries contained within Africa were labeled on the map.
Why do all people think Americans don’t know where countries are on maps. Every person at my school can name at least 100 countries.
@@epicmatter3512 If "every person at your school can name at least 100 countries", then you must attend a very atypical American school.
I'm Iraqi.
And I have to say it's shocking that we have forests and lakes for foreigners, but we do have even snowy regions in the North.
And a huge area of marshlands in the South.
I flew over Iraq some time ago and i literally couldn't see any tree
@@senecathefuka441 hard to argue with with that information, like you're already at high altitude and where you exactly flew over.
As someone from the north of Iraq, I can confirm it sometimes snows in the winter
Yes somebody who is actually smart of Iraq
@@alendmizori8575 Are you an Assyrian? or kurdish
as a pole, he actually named the last one correctly, if we ignore accent character letters that is
I was starting to getting sick,then i realized you're satirizing... Such a relief
As a brazilian, I can confirm that we're surrounded by a lot of mexican countries.
3:00 I can see myself from there!
By the way i love your national anthem
@@andrewj3177 Thanks!
Guinas: am I joke.
@@Verner-eh4pk Yes.
é muito bom que ele fala o nome de todos os países errado mas quando chega no Brasil ele fala com sotaque brasileiro e ainda para, assim ele falando "Bolsonaro".
Thats so weird
As a Mexican I call for Mexican countries unification, even our brothers of the south who speak Brazilean/Mozambican are welcome.
United States of Mexico
No, There are people who think, usb is the neighbour country of usa, but its true, The United States Of Brazil are the neighbour country of the United States of Argentina
Fuck it just bring back the Spanish empire
@@tableprinterdoor and Unite it with the Portuguese empire. Iberian Empire about to be even bigger than Russia.
La patria grande!
thank you for this video i dont like geography but now i think i can do well in the geography test tomorrow. wish me luck guys :)
5:32 is got me dying 🤣🤣
Me to
"That's Egypt, that's in Africa?!" Always funny...🤣
my father has been in egypt one time i asked him if he had ever been to africa and he said no lol
but there is a good reason why Egypt is seen as middle eastern and its the fact that they are more middle eastern then Subsaharan and therefore not african by some people
@@jasser6470 actually egypt is transcontinental country. Maybe your father visited Sinai only which is a part of Asia. Otherwise your comment about egypt being more middle eastern country is true.
@@jasser6470 no, it’s the cultural that is middle eastern….but not the continent, it’s still a fact in africa….( but it’s actually transcontinental, but whatever)
@@mukhlisfahmi75 i did not say it was in the midde east as a continent, in fact the middle east is not even a continent but a term for the cultural sphere Area
@@jasser6470 bruh, I say the same thing….egypt is culturally middle eastern, but the continent is africa….maybe you should sometimes “read”
2:02 Congratulations, You have finally located Alabama! Also, notice that there's an apparently new land named "North McDonalds". I suggest you visit this country to buy a burger or two.
Okay pal listen, that’s north Macedonia, and that’s Albania. There is a difference. North Macedonia doesn’t even have McDonald’s. And Albania is Alabama, Alabama is a state. If this is a joke then ok
@@chickenwingeee2025 it mindblows me how jokes can just whoosh over peoples heads
@@yorkshireball_mapping yep
@@chickenwingeee2025 NOOO! HOW DARE YOU SAY GLORIOUS TUPAC REPUBLIC OF MCDONADS DOESNT EXIST AND ALABAMA ISN'T A STATE OF US!!! 😡🤬😠
@@Tubulce You wrote "MCDONADS" whereas you should've written "mcdonaLds" (even better - McDonald's). Your attitude must be praised, but please do not insult sovereign republics by your ignorance next time.
I love the fact that for the character more a country is bigger more is powerful because when I was a child I had the same logic 😂😂
"What a bunch of bullies"
Got me rolling on the ground💀
This guy has the knowledge to piss every country 👍 hats off
How does he pee every country? 🤔
@@geckogeico2212 watch the video again and get it is lithely piss me off and even in most of the video my country didn't come
So this is a joke? Phew...
Execpt Denmark. Thats right norway and sweden is just north west and north east denmark🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
@@Brash_Candicoot Yes sarcasm is a thing look it up.
I'm Polish and his pronunciation is perfect. Dziękuję for including us in your video.
it’s pronounced “dixie cushy” for you fellow American alpha male gigachad polyglots
It's pronounced дженькуйе
@@sigmaballsnetwork no it ain't
@@GaiusCaligula234 I know it isn’t, It’s part of the joke dummy
@@sigmaballsnetwork “dixie cushy” for clearifying , to all non alpha male gigashad polyglots out there.
2:57 As a brazilian that was nice to get included. Also how did you pronounce "Brazil" in such good brazilian accent?
3:58 *This is how we treat Portugal*
At least your former colonizer knew how to cook.
Edit: just to be clear, I'm saying Britain doesn't know how to cook, not Brazil.
@@wta1518 XD
As a Brazilian, I agree
as a geography freak this hurts me physically and mentally
When he said “yo, that's sus!” I don’t why, but that really got to me. It's just a spot on impression of a total giga alpha chad
H'es a super DUPER total giga alpha chad plus one with a cherry on top and a shield that prevents tampering with his title.
alpha dijbouti and beta chad
As a Polish native speaker I can confirm that your pronounciation was perfect. Even I usually strugle when have to pronounce Szczecin or Bydgoszcz.
I'm shocked how accurate your accent was.
Language Shrimp you are true hiperpolynésien kilochad alphabet male. Respect!
its as shrimple as that
is it sz che sin and Beedgoes zuh ch
Shrimp
yes yes as a łódź native i can confirm too
What are you talking about? Polish is not so difficult even for me, i am ukrainian.
When he said "Finally I found Alabama" It killed me 🤣🤣
As a Pole I love how he pronounced Łódź as Lądz.
awesome
didn't know USA is a real place tho
Yeah ngl I thought it was called america
Ew Łacinka
@@wtc5198 jana samaja. Peršy raz chtośći zaŭvažaŭ
@@nestalker117 I don't speak Belarusian I just don't like Łacinka and it's kinda bad for an orthography
Blasphemy, yo'ur speaking American right now
I lost it at "cartoon people" I'm crying
When Albania became Alabama😐
i didnt even notice the sarcasm until he said he "it blows my mind when people come up of perfect ways to represent the world with no distortion
Africa is favourite country, in all honestly, for betas though. Kinda surprised you missed Yurop, been my favourite country since I was in little
i love yurop
Only thing that sucks is some of them speak some weird language called engelesh that sounds like American 🗽🗽🇲🇾🇲🇾
@@lilgravy2651 American and English both suspiciously sound like Australian.
Its not a country
@@GalacticStuff wooooooosh
As a Tunisian I'm upset how you said "Morrocho, Alggeria, Lubya" and didn't say _Carthage_
Hey a fellow Tunisian truly a rare breed we are
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Ay haw bahi nchaj3ik sa7bi wa9ti thabtou to na3mil talla
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"we could actually flank russia if we jump across" best line ever
0:44 don't worry, we'll come back for Alaska sooner or later.
yeah maybe in 100 years, Russia a shit hole 💀
The hero the language learning community never knew we needed
:)
))))))))))
So to answer your question, Scot Land and Northern Ire Land are departments of France, but the national government of the UK in Dublin claims control over them since everyone there speaks English anyway. But I think there is something fishy going on because President Boris Johnson (or Jeansson??) speaks French and grew up in Brussels' Sprouts, Belgium Waffles, so I think he is really a puppet dictator installed by French secretary-general Emmanuel Macaroon. There's a reason why no one ever comes or goes from the British Isles. They don't want the rest of the world to find out the seediness that goes on there.
its satire
Ahh, it all makes sense now
@@ezekiel440 Yes we know
OMG 🤣🤣🤣
As A Geography nerd whatever he says it just breaks my head
As a polish person, i can confirm you pronounced every polish town correctly.
Things Americans say to me in omegle : bruh you are white you can't be Egyptian, Egypt is in Africa 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Unfortunately, this is what we're taught. Most everyone in America will have the same opinion
That is why our favorite African named Elon Musk is trying to break stereotypes by being a African warlord who exploits child labor to mine for shiny stones . This is not important because the news stations want us to watch his ex-girlfriend kiss her transgendered fiance through videos on the Twitter network [which he owns a portion of ].
It’s so funny he knows how to pronounce everything perfectly, yet doesn’t realize we can’t just jump from Alaska to Russia.
It was a troll lmao
Al ge ria lubya egipto most of poland œéùraq (iraq)
It's a meme.
It's just a troll video
@ I know don’t worry
2:09 because of the Mercator projection, higher latitudes will appear several times larger than lower latitudes
There goes the Gigachad, starting all the wars.
Your polish pronunciation is just... just wow. I don't even heard any accent. You speak it better than my friend and you even read correctly this special anime characters.
hispanosphere: broke
mexican countries: woke
2:14 okay, to this point I wasn't sure xD
That's why you should never miss a geography class 💀💔
You're talking about all the Mexican countries, but all the *BRAZILIAN* countries are where it's at. I mean there's Brazilian Europe (Portugal), Brazilian Macaronesia (Cape Verde), Brazilian Southwest Africa (Angola), Brazilian Southeast Africa (Mozambique), Brazilian Guinea (Guinea-Bissau), Brazilian Gabon (São Tomé and Príncipe), Brazilian Timor (Timor Leste), and while not a country you can't forget about Brazilian China (Macau)
I am fully convinced the Poles came up with their settlement names by closing their eyes, smashing their keyboards, and writing whatever it results in...and I say this as someone who's part Polish on my dad's side
Tak
Yeah, and Beware. If the world don't come to Brazil, we will come after the world >:v
The Spanish owned all Portuguese things during the Iberian Union. Lose-itanians are still licking their ego's wounds.
@@scintillam_dei what the fuck does loseitan mean lol
@@mehmeterciyas6844 I didn't say "loseitan." I said "Lose-itanian, which is a pun on the term "Lusitanian," a term for the Portuguese of the land called LVSITANIA.
5:27 This is the nightmare version of USA
This is absolutely hilarious, but I couldn't for the life of me finish it without writhing in cringe 😂
Миф о том что американцы плохо знают географию оказалась легендой...
By all this Mexican countries 😂🇲🇽🌟, you're the Best dude.
i've laughed at the mexican countries XDDDDDDDDDDDD
That's what you call predictive programming.
When he said that I lost all of my geography brain cells
@@danielperales3958 Technically they're Mexican countries since it was the headquarters of Spanish colonization authority for all South American countries.
0:31 Americans using anything but the metric system is so accurate
I really wish we could just use the metric system. There’s a reason I smashed a ruler once.
@PokoTheDinosaur you did WHAT to your ruler?
Man has an amazing opinion on North Denmark & north west Denmark fr
2:35 my poor weeb @ss as a child when I first realized that people in Japan actually don't have blue and pink hair and walk around doing karate, actually everything's just kinda gray and everyone's going to work 😄
God his delivery is always so flawless
05:13 Why is it eating that country!!?
5:16
imagine there are people out there who actually think the whole video is an irony
You made me re think my geographical brain cells like a million times
I'm Brazilian and loved all about South America. Your accent for "Brazil" and "Bolsonaro" is flawless
I love how throughout the entire video he's been acting like a complete moron but then prounounces Brazil and Bolsonaro perfectly
@@AJGress Even if I spent 5 years learn Brazilian Portuguese, I won't pronounce it like that, this show how well educate he is opposite of the stereotype that American had little education compare to other developed countries.
4:42 I'm polish and i confirm
😂
When I looked at a map for the first time I’m an American I filled with excitement and I liked maps and I still do
День первый: Разведка территории прошла успешно. Отправляю данные в Москву.
as an Indonesian in 4th grade, I feel bad thinking American kids having to learn 50 states and their capitals, when I can't even remember 34. But after learning that some Americans don't know basic geography just left me speechless.
It takes a lot time as well as bit of traveling experience to truly learn them all, which not many Americans get. Even I couldn't point out where each state is on a map, nor could I list them straight from memory, but I can recognize all of them when I hear or read any of them. I think most Americans are similar.
Yes, Americans are shit with geography, especially on the global scale, but lemme make one tangent:
The USA is a HUGE nation. I see so many Europeans (and even Americans) talk down on Americans for not "travelling the world."
When tbf, "travelling the world" is easy as fucking shit when you're a European that lives only a couple hours away (driving distance) from the next country with a different culture, language, and history.
@@jpnpod8277 Nah just grind USA quiz for half a year and they should stay in your head for quite a wile. The problem is with knowing all countries flags, capitals,us states that this knowledge doesn't get u very far
@@Nitrox_909 Fuck that. I've never been good at geography anyway, and I'm perfectly fine with that.
@@jpnpod8277 you don't need to travel to know well the country now like you're mum said money doesn't grow on trees
This is amazing, what a heartwarming moment, now look at Irish! I am an Ireland, if you don't I will send Potato army after You!
Also you shall pray to giga chad chad
Potato army is actually in Belarus)))
I have a question
Does geography lessons exist in USA?
I can't wait to see the cartoon people" killed me😂😂🤣
As a Polish person living in Bydgoszcz I can confirm your pronunciation is perfect, better than mine in fact
People live in Bydgoszcz?
быдгожьщь
Im in Łódź elo
@@yoanabana u mean Uć?
@@paweplewa3644?
"Why iceland has no ice and greenland has no land?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯
Antarctica losing ice: 😔
I think it is a viking joke
Unrealistic. He actually found USA quickly instead of staring 4 hours at africa.
"I don't understand how Scotland functions. We need to get rid of it."
Me: disappears
3:25 me looking at those google suggestions (people also ask): “is Africa in Asia?” “Is america in Africa”
*visible confusion*
Yo I just noticed that rn 🤣🤣
4:11 Pre-1947 India intensifies 🫡😂
he: i learned a lot and you
meanwhile me losing braincells watching this
There is always distorsion on the map, you need like 13 GREENLANDS to occupy Africa
As an Englishman can I explain the complexities of the UK? England was built two million years ago by the Romans. Wales was added as an extension by Vikings in the early Stone Age. In 2000BC William Shakespeare defeated the Normans, united Wales and England and formed the Kingdom of Wessex. Scotland collided with Wessex during the Ice Age of 1698. Two years later Queen Elizabeth the second, who is still the queen today, conquered Scotland. She called this new country The United Kingdom better known as just England. All Welsh and Scottish people consider themselves to be English. Great Britain is actually a fictional land invented by Charles Dickins and not a term ever used in the UK (pronounced Ook). Northern Ireland is a province inhabited by Irish people many of whom believe Britain is a real place and want to be part of it. It is the dream of all United Kingdomish people to be Americans.
You didnt even mention the civil war caused by christopher columbus when he dumped some tea in a puddle or something 13 million years ago
shoulda waited for me to say no before you typed alla that
Low key made me squirm lololol. Thank goodness it was a joke 😅
As an Irish person I also would like to join the imaginary land of great britian
@@emersonpage5384 legend
This is very funny but as a geography nerd this makes my blood boil at the same time
It rlly does haha
i m poland and his pronounce of my city *szczecin* hurted me
Same
Yes
Hes satire to let you know
as a german,i can indeed confirm our origin was call of duty and we are just a huge fanclub wich made it real
„Germany from call of duty I never knew that it was a real place“ as a German.
I feel nothing 😂