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Outro: • MxR Plays - Jeannie - ...
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Jeannie: (about gorillas showing affection) "Why do they bite?"
Also Jeannie: constantly biting Henry as a display of affection
O E O A A TING TANG BADA BADA BING BANG
@@nichole4684 lol same
ArE YoU cAlLiNg hEr A gOrIllA ? also i hope this is obvious enough to be a joke
I guess the same reason dogs like to softly bite they owners - to show trust and affection.
@@molybdaen11 My second dog would like like he's savaging you (whipping his head back and forth and looking like he was attacking in earnest...) But the bites were like soft pillows...
The lesbian feminist was actually really great. Afterwords she was like “I thought being a lesbian meant I had it rough. But men are hurting, and literally no one cares. Not even other men”
Correction: *especially* other men
Reminds me about the woman that went to see what it was like being one of the bros and found that things were kinda hard for them, but they aren't horn dogs and were fairly chill, even when they learned that she was a woman the whole time.
@@OmniscientWarrior From reading the comments, I can say that's about the same person.
where can it be read?
As a man I can attest that I do not care about other men other than Henry. Other men aren't as immersive.
7:38 Jeannie, as a proud Golden Retriever owner I shall answer your question with scientific and empirical evidence: retrievers have what's called a "soft mouth", it's a bred feature in which they will retrieve foul without damaging the birds and stuff, therefore they're one of those dogs that don't actually bite... they just use their fangs to grab stuff instinctually. They CAN and WILL bite though if they have another reason to do it such as given permission to eat the thing, misbehavior, no training, psycho dog, etc... I'm sure you can find videos of golden's holding raw eggs in their mouth... such a delicate bite.
It took me a few minutes to realise you meant "fowl" lol
@@ShankMugen haha! (english) words... sometimes they sound the same but are written differently
11:11 Real flashbangs actually consist of between 5 and 9 detonations in a rapid succession, with 5-9 blinding flashes and deafening explosions all happening in less than a second, so if they wanted to simulate it they should have the LED's flash and really cause an epileptic seizure.
11:38 Back in the day in a lot of games they removed the crosshair for sniper rifles but kept the accuracy the same so a common trick to not have to scope was to put a crosshair on a piece of tape and put it on the screen. But in this case it looks like the crosshair is just hard to see in some cases because of a lot of bright white.
They still sell things that like connect to you monitor to have the crosshairs... I could have sworn that I actually saw a monitor advertised which could project crosshairs on screen as like a built in feature too...
@@monkeymonk666 My Asus monitor has that feature. Unfortunately 144hz, ultrawide, with crosshairs doesn't make me not suck at competitive shooters.
That bit about Norah Vincent is a good read. She said that she tried to live undercover as a guy, so she even tried dating women without them knowing that she was also a woman. She said that she thought for sure that she'd do really well in this arena, since she had first-hand knowledge of what women want. She said that she was surprised to find out that she was wrong here as well. What women *say* they want, and what women *actually* want are *two different hings.* For example, they want us to be more emotional and open up? Nope. If you do that, you become less valuable. That's just the way it is. But again, throw her name into Google and read some articles about it, it's a good read.
Interesting…
I think my favorite part of that was the bowling league she joined. When the experiment was over, she went back as a woman. The guys were surprised, a bit hurt at first, but ultimately still considered her one of the bros.
I actually feel like the dating thing is a little misleading. Like, one lesson you can take from that is that we shouldn't show emotion even if they say they want us to. But I think a more nuanced lesson is that women say they want more emotional guys, but many of them are uncomfortable with guys showing emotion, so it's a kind of weird thing where women who get what they say they want often push guys away because of it. But the key is that women who are really secure and confident, are strong enough to not run from a man showing emotions. "Show me a woman who can hold space for a man in real fear and vulnerability, and I’ll show you a woman who’s learned to embrace her own vulnerability and who doesn’t derive her power or status from that man." -Brene Brown (a shame research sociologist). Basically, pushing men away because they have feelings is the female equivalent of a fuckboy.
I think she also went to a men's retreat thing where she heard some pretty sad confessions from a lot of the men about how they struggle daily and feel as though they just have to shoulder the burden with no support that made her rethink her earlier assessment of men as a whole.
@@TheManTheMythD I mean you can say that, but there's no real proof of that. Unless you think the majority of women aren't secure or confident. However in reality, it's far simpler. Girls are just turned off by it. It's less about fear, and more about a turn off. Girls evolved to be attracted to strong men, men that are in control, if a man isn't even control of his own feelings, how can he be control of anything? That's the simple idea of it. Now most women won't drop and run the first moment you show some vulnerability, however if you overdo it, no matter who the woman is, she will begin to lose respect for you. It's just each woman has their own level tolerance for it.
Much like men when it comes to women being promiscuous. It's a turn off for almost every guy. Though each guy will have a different tolerance level for it dependent on the individual.
And let's also be clear, it's less about 'emotions' . Chicks are fine with happiness, anger, curiosity, confidence, ect. It's just sadness, or fear, or signs of vulnerability, those specific emotions that will have a shot of turning them off. Now is this a good thing? Not really. But humans didn't evolve to be perfectly emotionally stable beings otherwise we all wouldn't be so fucked up.
Best to just assume the woman you date is a normal woman and not one of the rare 1% that wouldn't get turned off by it.
Well I lose, I fell in love with this channel long ago
That's a win in my book.
Same
Agreed
Bruh
Saaaaaame
16:18 look at Jeannie's face she's more shock then Henry LOL
Jeannie is no longer straight comfermed
I've clicked your time stamp a dozen times now and I still haven't seen anyone's face
15:50 you can clearly see the happiness grow in his face, that face is the definition of the quote "haha yeeeaaahh, that's nice"
Jeannie: "Bears eat berries"
Sorry to have to say this but... bears eat berries, fish, honey, foxes, wolves, chickens and other birds, cats, dogs, etc. and they eat humans. If a wild bear spotted a human kid or baby it would be snack time for it... In fact, they are likely to target young and defenseless animals (humans included) as they are easy to catch and nutritious.
Based bears, they dont discriminate
Bears eat bearies
Bears also don't care if the meal is alive or not so they are more than likely to eat you while you're still alive and screaming till you die.
while bears can and will eat other small animals/humans, that is a last resort.. they wont actively hunt them if there is any alternative... but also if a human wanders into their territory and the bear kills them while defending the territory (not while hunting them) they will still eat them if they need a meal, but most of the time they wont (thats why you are supposed to curl up in a ball and play dead if a brown/grizzly bear comes up to you.. they wont see you as a threat, and they very rarely scavenge for food so unless they are starving they generally wont take a bite)
Almost like their omnivores or something
I realised that Henry has finally made Jeanie like himself when she said like that goldfish
Like a year or two ago
Remember deep voice Jeannie? 🤔
I crack up laughing every time though hahaha
This comment was so confusing until a few minutes in. Lmao
and I thought I became like henry thinking of flowerhorn as goldfish, thanks for bringnin that up!
Just had a breakup before new year yet you guys still helped me smile a bit thanks guys 💜
congrats you've gone from prince to *KING*
so what you're saying is that you're finally free?
CONGRATS!
Never dwell on the bad stuff. Only learn from them.
03:34 I've noticed this a lot. When men do it to women it reported as molestation (as it should be) but when women do it to men it's touching.
I've also seen fairly often that women are reported to 'force men to have sex' instead of actually using the term
Journos will also never use the "r" word when women do it, or the "p" word when they do it to children. They can commit some of the most disgusting crimes ever and they'll still be coddled.
To answer the question no one asked, around 10:22 the model is of bronchi (what branches out from the traquea into the lungs). It is a model that illustrates what it looks like in a patient who has asthma, it is provided by the pharmaceutical reps to promote their brand of inhalers. The yellow stuff is meant to be the mucus that accumulates in these cases.
16:18 Everyones face went from casual to 😦
The point of the tape x is for when your aiming on light backgrounds where the crosshair is less than visable. This way you have one on those and on dark backgrounds. Or at least that is my thought on the matter
“$20 for 1 hour of work is insane” a lot of people don’t understand. Time is money. You pay more because you get results quickly. You safe your time by paying more. Of course you should pay more if the work is done quickly, not the other way around
This is why being a contractor can be so annoying too... It's an estimate. You will almost always go over. Especially if you change something which almost everyone on the planet will do...
Also, like...20 dollars an hour is not a super high salary to begin with? Especially for a specialized skill. I work in a factory and make 20 an hour. Typically contract workers charge even more because they can't guarantee a steady 40+ hours a week like I can. Are they expecting this person to make sub minimum wage or what?
I like how Jeannie's French accent turned Louisiana French real quick
We love that Cajun French
As a veteran, that meme about the woman wanting men to go to war and die, I can safely tell you, it still happens. I lost more than one close friend. Several suicides and an IED.
This channel legitimately is thee only thing that makes me proper laugh out loud at the moment and considering I am suffering from bad depression, that says a lot. You guys are hilarious!
yeah, these guys are the best. Hope you can work through your depression.
I feel you, bro!
Stay strong! It can be tough sometimes but the fight is worth it. These guys have been gems to have these past years.
Started off my new year with a mxr video! ♥️
16:19 ASU is a fine institution of learning.
sauce???
There's too many clips with either no @, or the @ is too blurry to read.
Got a terrible fever right now these vids help me through it. great vid as always :)
You are, hot blooded, check it and see. You got a fever of a hundred and three!
Quote of the year!!! " Awwwww, so cuuute - and then the wolves came.... " GOLD - Happy New Year everybody!!
Happy new year kids.
Great video as always.
I love Henry's expression at the last video of the sway hip girl, starts off confused, then concerned, then completely indifferent.
to be fair, that was my train of thought too, i mean the girl was beautiful...but... what was the point? i was expecting some titty jiggle or some other thottery, but it was rather tame.
I'm pretty sure the "x trick" is an old Counter-Strike method of no-scoping with the AWP. Though I recall people using a dot instead of an x because it covers less of the screen.
i have been watching this channel for the past week nonstop…i’m okay with it
Several games have no hud or some sort of negative that removes the hud, putting a physical mark on the center screen could help people in those situations that can't visualize it without an indicator, the reason it was showing a game with a center screen indicator is to actually find the center point since if you're labeling it as a 'trick' and need it then clearly you have issues finding the center without an indicator.
Like shooting a bow in Kingdom come deliverance.
Without mody you have to guess where you are aiming at because the dude can not hold a bow straight for a second.
Love your vids it’s always enjoyable to watch keep it up
😂😂I love Jeannie's lamb noises..
Happy new year y'all! Thanks for the memories!
big ups to Lord Farquad lmao!!!!!!! just came back to this channel after a couple of months and that made my night. Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just because it needs to be said and never before have men so needed to hear it: I appreciate men and I’m sure I’m not alone. So for all of those saying “ fuck the patriarchy. Fuck you!” Thank you men for doing the dangerous and back breaking work, for defending your countries, for building the world that is safer, more modern and fun than its ever been, for inventing and designing 90% of everything we all benefit from and thank you for doing it as decent kind people as I’m sure it’s not easy and the temptation to just respond to all the ingratitude by being a shitbag must be strong but those that do are still in the minority. Thank you, the world would be worse without you.❤
Thanks for the comment, I subbed to you to become your 69th sub.
Newborn lamb is happy now, but doesn’t know it’s destined to become lamb chops.
Nom nom
Henry's humor hits in 3 phases. 1st LMAO then WTF followed by haahhhh? NEXT LVL
Loved this couple for years
16:19 Jeannie's face says it all.
12:15 as someone who's primary language is french, this ''merci beaucoup'' was the cutest thing i've heard in a while
Mercy Buckets.
Happy new year to you both
The part where they trace and tape the x crosshair on the screen is an old school trick for no scoping. You can shoot guns without looking down the scope or site. If you hip fire, it helps aim since there is no crosshair. Used to do this early counter strike days with scout and awp back in highschool lol.
But, yeah... tracing it from the X-key? Seriously.
@@EyMannMachHin haha yea thats a bit much
Norah Vincent's book is fantastic.
I would recommend Self-Made Man to anyone.
Jeannie: "Maybe some men should try being in the shoes of a woman"
Me: "Out of curiosity I tried on my mother's shoes and now I understand how hard it is being a woman having to wear high heels everyday to work"
same, years ago i must have been hella bored cause i tried walking in heels and I just about fucking died XD
Out of curiosity that ol chestnut lol
Bro I'm so drunk at 2AM on a Wednesday
That is all
Loved you guys for years now
i like these chill videos alot
I've been watching these two for a few years now. I always laugh....makes for a good day yo
Holy crud every time Jeannie makes one of her comments "Like those ass crunching shorts" I am laughing my guts out
Her comments can really put Henry in his place ;)
11:35 the drawing of X is marking where your Crosshair is on guns that are not suppose to show it so you have to use the scope for them. People used to do that for many games back in the day. Helps you be accurate when the game does not show you your cross hair foe example on a CS:GO sniper rifle.
It's really odd when they show videos you already knew about and have shared to others. Now when you show others they go from "NOICE" to "I bet you saw that on MxR" xD
BUT it's also insane because I can literally see the traffic for the video jump up by like 100% suddenly after MxR has shown it in a video 😂 which is kind of awesome that a channel like this can boost anothers video so much.
^..^
Thank you for the content and happy new year.
15:56 the face of enjoyment for henry
Your hairstyle is legendary Henry. Keep it up. I'm soo proud of you
Well, now we know the alias of Henry's mother.
11:26 Snipers usually don't have the crosshair shown if not aiming (for obvious reasons) so it's good for those sweet no-scopes (I'm not talking about Fortnite specifically but shooters in general)
7:44 Henry saying what we're all thinking 😂😂😂
When Jeannie said that bears eat berries, I giggled and said, "Bless her little heart". Bears eat meat, they eat wild forest animals, fish, deer, rabbits, humans(although not very often). But they do eat berries as well. Jeannie wouldn't do very well where I live. I am in the middle of the woods, about 6 hours from Henry and Jeannie, and we have a LOT of bears and other wild animals. I was born and raised in the state I am in, and have always lived in the middle of the woods, with hardly any neighbors, and I like it that way.
So what you're saying is Bears eat Berries.
To be fair, bears are known omnivores. Wait til someone tells Jeannie, that even known herbivores are not above eating other animals and even cannibalism, when the opportunity arises ;)
The newborn lamb segment was really adorable!
Drawing x on top of crosshair is generally effective for sniper rifle. Saved a lot of time by not zooming in and can be effective killing enemies who are right beside you
Was having a sheet day. Then I saw your upload for today. My day is no longer sheet. Lolol
“I miss when m3n would go to war and d1e”
They still do, genius. All so you can stuff your face and speak horribly about them. Great to know how much gratitude you have towards them.
This ignores the fact men go to war because they are poor... The elite start a war then send all the poor people in after selling weapons and bandages to both sides... It's never been and never will be for altruistic reasons. WW2 is the closest and how long did it take how many nations to "man up". Pffft man up Indeed. It's funny how men fall for propaganda our whole lives and base our entire thought processes on it...
@@bayoubilly5176 yea yea we've heard it all before, enough with the "I'm a coward and too afraid to fight for my freedom but I'm gonna sit here and give a pretentious and totally factually incorrect statement that I would know to be wrong on literally the first day of deployment over there" BS you hippies spew. I didn't fight for oil nor did I fight for 'the elites people like you wouldnt last 1 day living in tali ran Afghanistan or ISIS ran iraq we was there to help them, every person I saved from certain death for just refusing to follow their opressive rules was worth everything the war took from me, those people needed a hand, nothing about what was happening to them was staged or fake just to get us over there for oil or whatever people try and justify their cowardice with, if you're too scared to go that's fine but at least admit it don't try and justify yourself you owe at least that to the people over their suffering
@@0326Vet It's obvious you can have personal convictions to volunteer to serve but don't act like its serving the people of the US. If you're serving the people abroad that you feel should be aided that's fine but you can't act like military interventionism is benefitting the people of the United States. You shouldn't have to call citizens that would refuse to fight in foreign lands with no benefit or reason "cowards" that's just a little silly sir.
@@Priceluked you think they stay over there once their people is opressed?, did the Nazis stay in Germany? Did the Soviets stay in Russia? Did the commie Chinese stay in china? Do you know where Al Qaeda's main hide out was after 2011? It was the phillipines not Afghanistan, these terroists are everywhere, the goal is global domination, ISIS wants to expand as much as possible every major western power including us has been hit with at least 2 major terror attacks done by these types of groups, the U.S was 100% in harms way if we didn't go over there, these punks killed thousands of Americans and planned on doing it again and again. We did save Americans
@@0326Vet Okay, your argument is that because ISIS/Al-Qaeda/ISIL existed in cells throughout the world that mass military occupation of places like Iraq and Afghanistan for 20 years was completely justified? Maybe it was, all I'm saying is to claim it was entirely beneficial to the American public is wrong. Lots of our young men perished in these countries only for us to eventually lose the war after 20 years and leave Iraq in Taliban control with the added bonus of our weapons and vehicles and a populace that knows they have no hope of protection anymore. I'm not disregarding the good that was done by you and other soldiers in the Coalition forces as well as trained Iraqi and Afghani men. It's the fact that the war itself was misleading in its agenda and any goals we set out to accomplish have evidently fallen through and failed just as they did in Vietnam.
Jeannie, bears don't just eat berries. Bears eat everything.
“Look at how pink his ears arrrrreee”
“And then come the wolves…”
Had me nearly in tears. 😂
17:26 That's a nice Ryuk model on the shelf.
Looks like the source is gonski
at 15:24 that's so accurate. I have a tattoo that only covers the entire top half of my right forearm and it cost me 900 dollars to get it done. it also took multiple sessions totalling 9 hours. so the tattoo artist basically got paid 100 bucks an hour. worth it though cuz that tattoo artist did an amazing job.
Thumbnail in order
Leftside 16:55
Middlle 16:04
Rightside 17:23
MVP right there
Nice where r their original sources
That spilling out look is just "chef kiss"
6:00
Proof that even bears cannot resist the cuteness of ducks.
11:13 This is actually OP. Most games don't have any sort of crosshair for snipers, and for shotguns you sometimes get really large circles that don't help. Knowing the exact center before you scope in lets you pre-aim and quick scope so you don't need to adjust much if at all after you wait for the scope in animation, and if the hipfire accuracy is good enough, it lets you no-scope far more precisely as well. A lot of modern gaming monitors have this as a built in overlay feature, and since it's in the monitor not in software its undetectable by any anti-cheat.
The fact that you'd worry about getting caught cheating using something like this says it all.
@@bloodystinktube321 I just mentioned that because I heard about an instance of a software overlay getting included in a ban wave, which is why monitor manufacturers do it because it's the one way to do it with technology (as opposed to tape) that isn't some janky program actually running on the system. But it's really no more of a "cheat" than owning a good mouse & keyboard, controller with rear paddles, or a fast PC/console that can run the game at 120FPS+.
Concerning the x on the tape, it was probably for a hardcore mode. No reticle unless ADSing in hardcore. Helps with hip firing accuracy. FYI
Hax
Then why play hardcore mode that has no reticles if they will add taped reticle later?
@@Sergote12 it's one of those things which is meant to make the game more difficult/immersive, but if you're smart then it actually doesn't because of the tape. It's a really old trick as well,dating right the way back to the Nintendo 64 and perfect dark/goldeneye speedrunninh, as neither of those games had automatic crosshairs, just a crosshair gadget which took quite a while to activate and aim with.
@@Santisima_Trinidad it just seems counter intuitive to me.
@@Sergote12 think of it as an exploit/bug. Mode is made, is difficult because no reticle, but by doing this unintended thing you restore reticle and hard mode is easy so you get to look like a sigma gamer.
6:29 Wow, Henry's improv ability to trigger Jeannie has reached boss level.
The aim trick makes it so you never have to ads. You can hipfire snipers. That tape Target is exactly where the reticle would be if you look through the scope.
"Like that goldfish" 😂
My soul left my body for a second 😂😂😂
The best youtube couple is back with yet another great video
"BeSt YoUtUbE cOuPlE"
I fucking love when Jeannie catches Henry off guard.
Yo I’m dying rn.. 😂🤣😂.. y’all funny as hell 😭😂
1:20 COLDER!
5:19 WAMER!
6:09 WARMER! We're getting there!
6:43 It's getting warm in here!
1:20 Sometimes you just can't outrun the horrors of the past. It's dead, there is no getting warmer after this.
No, Jeannie....bears are omnivores. They live just fine off eating animals, plants, berries, dead animals, and occasionally, unsuspecting people if they're very hungry.
I thought they just ate Picknick baskets.....
Joe Rogan once said that black bears have the best meat because they tend to eat blueberries in autumn and their meat tastes of blueberries.
I was expecting a cheeky “but then the wolves come.” At the end
yet another great video again henry and jeannie :)
Salute the Skyrim modders!!!!!!!
always here for the next vid!!!
17:24 I don't know why but I'm getting some the younger sister of Billie Eilish vibes here. Dam she's beautiful.
Jeannie: Like that goldfish
Henry: I've never been so proud of you
I think that crosshairs thing is for adding it to games that don't have it by copying from another game, because it's always centre screen. A lot of graphics cards software supplies it built in now though. Correct me if I'm wrong.
now. im not one to thirst. but that second clip there at the end. that one got me.
I'm in a down mood need to smile so I turn to you guys. Thanks for the great content consistently.
1:57 You can see exactly when one of Jeannie's brain cell jumped off a bulding
6:31 Lol Jeannie looked so dead inside/concerned about that thought 👀
"And then came the wolves..."
So true, Henry. So true...
Sending hugs to all my brothers in the chat. Y'all are loved and appreciated.
Henry what did you think about goth Jeanie?
that moment with the bear was beautiful what a scene
3:20 I think most people ignore Norah Vincent because it is characterized by some as "men have it harder."
I think what is pointed out is that women couldn't deal with being a man, and men couldn't deal with being a women, but only one side of this is talked about.
Everyone has their own problems
You are the best CZcams channel I’ve ever seen you guys always make me laugh.
They dont read the comments dude let alone reply to them. ive never seen one reply. dont get me wrong the contents excellent but its sad to see Jennie not wanting to be there, shes tired ALL THE TIME and it shows. Oh well
You need to watch more youtubers if "the best youtube channel you've ever seen" is the one that makes you laugh.
Jeannie should do voice acting for cartoons/anime/indie animated videos.
She should make a Cameo!
I'm honestly surprised she hasn't tried. She has range _AND_ accents. She totally could!
A lot of people have been telling her that on twitch, including me.
I used to say "pawning them" as well. It makes sense too.
10:27 Henry's "Oh!" is epic.
I feel like r/tiktokthots is obligatory in this channel when they do multiple reddits.
Guys, I love how Jeannie is confused by the thought process of a man who had to do a PowerPoint presentation for 10 minutes but couldn't, so he had to hire a person to do a video for him. This is literally the guy who couldn't participate in the 10 minute in-class group project. I bet his team leader said, "look we did all the work, just splice it together in Windows Movie Maker or something, and play it as the presentation."
People like that exist. And that's why we can't have nice things.
Henry you crack me up. The bear was watching the duck the Henry is like imagine the rug you can make😂😂
The sticking a x on the screen is an old school no scope trick as it takes a second for the scope to render so you don't have to wait and aim with the sniper rifles. If someone just no scope kills ya thats why.
Jeannie's face when Henry made the remark about a bear rug has me dying lmao
Henry, it’s not that hard to just say you respect men lol! You guys are so funny!
It is harder than you expect, one wrong word and your gay
The sheep bit had me in stitches
4:00 Reminds of that one guest on Vice Vity radio: K-Chat.