Trump Calls Biden Incompetent, George Santos Gets Replaced by Tom Suozzi | The Tonight Show
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- Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Trump saying Biden is not too old, but too incompetent, Democrat Tom Suozzi winning a special election for George Santos' congressional seat and California police auctioning off bongs.
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Trump Calls Biden Incompetent, George Santos Gets Replaced by Tom Suozzi | The Tonight Show
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The" biden is old" jokes is getting old
They are both too old.
But only one of them is a toxic narcissist: tfg.
Oh but the orange man jokes are just so fresh and new hey? 🙄
@@HarloffGoes2GalaxysEdge Yes. the orange man is a fresh and new source of jokes every time he opens his mouth and vomits his toxic narcisism all over himself.
Nah, it’s like John cena can’t see me jokes . Never gets old
Hormel chills ad was hilarious couldn't stop laughing it was great skit🤣.
Please please please please STOP 🛑 making fun of Joe Biden's age and memory. You are going to get the other guy elected.
Yes, we need to ignore the obvious mental issues Biden has.
Keep ignoring the smoke.
Fallon isn't influencing anyone, he's just annoying everyone!
Double standards. Pathetic
Jokes about the misogynistic narcissistic insurrecionist grifter are warranted.
The Force is with Dark Brandon
Biden is old we get it- every night same joke- still better than the alternative
I unsubscribed but I come here to see how many people complain about the age jokes
The alternative is old too, plus .... 🤪
Yet....Non stop Lame af trump jokes for the last 10 years is completely fine?
No joke about the misogynistic narcissistic insurrecionist grifter is lame.
The Force is with Dark Brandon
Because it's Logical 🖖
Biden didn't forget it's Valentine's day. Trump forgot what today is about.
I wish you stopped mocking president Biden and focus the negative stuff on Trump because you're not helping the president being reelected
Sounds like you are a hypocrite.
I don't think it is his job to get Biden reelected.
Who wants Biden’s reelection? So dumb
How stupid is our populous to ever believe Trump regardless of the jokes. Come on folks. Seriously !
Yet no one realized not to eat meat
Every show there are jokes about Biden's age and memory, that's fair, but there have been none about Trump for quite a while. He's also old and makes just as many gaffs.
Don’t give him attention. He’s not president anymore
Moreso, in fact..
One of them knows who won the 2020 election. The other is steeped in denial.
Biden isn't chitting his diaper while visiting the Pope, or mishandled COVID and golfed with girlfriend Lindsey plotting their coup, while over half a million Americans died on his watch, the epitome of incompetence, thank God Biden stepped in and created the greatest economy in decades and got COVID under control. It's just stupidity to think Trump did anything for the Country other than create another gross & evil Nazi movement based on Putin's disinformation and the Losers lies. VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙
Trump said the dems want to rename Pennsylvania, this is how insane he is.
The Roots need to reenact scenes MORE OFTEN!! 😂😂😂 Hilarious!!😂😂
Stop making stupid jokes about Biden. Destructive!
Go home Karen.
i enjoy this show, but jimmy made three jokes about biden's age, and none about trump, on a day when trump made three horrible gaffes at a rally. trump is old too, and he can't finish a sentence.
At least Fallon isn't influencing anyone.
He didn't even rate an Emmy nomination.
He's annoying as Gutfeld on Fox!
Trump is not president. When he was they used to joke about him all the time
But let's hope he starts a few sentences after the court cases.
Trump is not the president any more. They used to joke about him when h was president
Happy, there is still the better Jimmy. ❤hilarious Kimmel.
Happy Valentine’s Day Jimmy!❤
That Cupids arrow skit reminded me of Mad TVs "Lowered Expectations".
NBC: either get a replacement for Fallon or hire him some new writers
The Hormel chili skit was killer!🤣😂👊 Great hilarious show!
The sheer number of cheap old-age shots at Biden is about to make me bail on the Tonight Show as long as Fallon is host. This isn't okay.
Same. It’s lazy AF.
Besides, there’s even more material about trump, but they barely touch it.
I Unsubscribed From Lame Fallon's Channel Because Of Biden Age Jokes, and He's The Worst. I Just Troll the Jerk Now!
@@_S_T_E_A_K_ Biden can, he misspoke, likely because of the similarities. trump did the same thing with the leaders of Hungary and Turkey, despite their dissimilarities.
@@_S_T_E_A_K_Boris! Still up? Overtime??
Same, watching Jimmy Kimmel meanwhile 😅
Frankly, given all the amazing accomplishments of Biden, I'm getting sick of people making fun of the fact that he's old and forgets inconsequential things. The older we get, the more information we have stored and it takes longer to access. This is what every human faces eventually if they live long enough. Biden isn't mean. He isn't vindictive. He isn't seeking revenge on anyone. All he has done is devote his entire life to service. How about a little gratitude and appreciation for that, especially when compared to the wannabe dictator who had served nobody but himself?
Agree!
It’s amazing how an old lady with years of wisdom can be so simple :/
Loved the White House lawn decor, Ms. Biden 😍! Well done!
And thanks, New York, for giving America a great Valentine gift - a Democratic voice of reason in Congress! 🥰👏🤜🤛
Joe Biden lied about Hur asking him about Beau. He brought it up himself. Joe Biden is trash. First he lies constantly about how Beau died and now this. Joe Biden is trash. The white kind.
What happened to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon I used to know and love? This show was revered for being political free; a breath of fresh air from the standard of all the other late night talk shows bashing politicians. What happened to the games? Hashtags and such? Come back!!
Go away
The show has devolved.
Viewers hate the Biden jokes.
No more Emmys for this 💩 show.
Actually jimmy regret not making it political, now he’s doing better
During the years 1986-7, the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable.
It also said his ties to organized crime was obvious.
Oz rocks!
Can that be substantiated and more widely publicised?
@@ArtyFactual_Intelligence A search on "[the Orange Abomination] Sydney casino bid" yields copious results...
@@ArtyFactual_Intelligence Story was declassified August 2017, after the 30 year period was up, reported by news agencies and some serious media, but other stuff Trump was currently doing got much more attention.
"Biden is not too old" --DJT.
I just looked up incompetent in the dictionary and there was a picture of trump!
Jimmy, fire your writers. They got a pay raise but can seem to go one day without a lazy, lame joke about Biden's age.
womp womp
Exactly!!!! They are only 3 years apart but the media keeps dismissing that. It's just odd.
It’s so overdone
I Unsubscribed From Lame Fallon's Channel Because Of Biden Age Jokes, and He's The Worst.
I’m not sure it’s just the writers - Colbert, Myers’s and Stewart kept it vaguely purposeful.
Fallon is just … lame.
How old is he again?
Considering all the ridicule from Jimmy Fallon, I bet George Santos regrets ever inventing TV in the first place.
Bonespurs Poopy Pants doesn't have to worry about money. Movie theaters are always looking for "Expert Projectionists"!
😂😂😂
Quest Love and Tyreek playing catty white women is the BEST F'ING IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why doesn't Jimmy joke about the fact he's an alcoholic and has a toxic work environment?
@_S_T_E_A_K_You did not hear about that in Novosibirsk? 😅
I love the 1980's dating videos, very funny but not even as bad as some real ones I have seen!
I mean yeah Biden is old so does Trump so why can't america just select president who is young & brilliant.
I'm for the old brilliant one. And how comes, everybody knows who I'm talking about? 😎
5:45 😂
❤❤ Tobique First Nation, New Brunswick, Canada 😊
Hormel canned chili 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The Hormel chili skit was killer! Great hilarious show!
The problem with the Biden age jokes is that they're so repetitious that they're boring. Trump had so many more things to make fun of, from his Tweets to his dancing to his singing to his umbrella closing, etc., that Trump jokes were never boring. Biden age jokes are.
If you want to tell Biden jokes, lay off the age and start comparing him to MAGA Republicans or do a series on the secret lives of Joe Biden. Show him in the bushes peeking in the window of a veteran getting notice he'll be treated for his burn pit diseases. Close up on Biden as he gives a little smile and moves away. You could come up with scenarios for each of his pieces of legislation. It might not be belly laugh material, but it would be chuckle worthy.
Stop encouraging AI scams.
@IntelligentArtifice • My comment has nothing to do with AI, let alone with scams. Are you projecting?
Biden is brilliant. Just recently he told a reporter I have such a bad memory. I cannot remember that I gave you the word.
Yeah.... Orange man bad jokes...and just so hip. Peak comedy...not lazy or boring or anything hey
The Force is with Dark Brandon
Happy valentine's Day jimmy hope you have a great show tonight!❤
Omg that cupids 80’s arrow. I’m pissing to the bank. My guts hurts from LMFAO. This was the best! Great job on that one men. 😂😂👍
Ink is expensive.o
That knock about printer ink is TRUE!!
If Jimmy had any semblance of self-awareness, he'd realize that his monologue jokes about President Biden's age are producing nervous uncomfortable laughter, not genuine laughs. 😇🙏🐭🌈
he's aware , but they dont care- for them it's worth the risk of our democracy.
@@brendapaintyea you guys care so much about democracy, that you are trying to remove your political opponent from the ballot.
Spare me
@@Riclmnopp • The 14th Amendment isn't meaningless. Read the decision of the Colorado Supreme Court before you rely on Republican talking points.
@@yvonnetomenga5726 You know that’s going to be overturned by the Supreme Court right? It wasn’t an insurrection.
@@RiclmnoppRepublicans filed the 14th Amendment suits.
Really gettiing pretty sickof all the Biden memory and age jokes. Come on....every damn show........months of it. Makes me think your writers are pretty damn old..
Trump and Biden are practically the same age.. Trump is more gaff-prone but why does Biden get the heat.
Do better
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤❤❤
Why the Biden jokes while trump gets a pass.....
I love how cupid's arrow was actually shot in 16:9 in the 80s. So ahead of their time!
I know what I would write in the audience suggestion box. Biden Jokes Suck
The Cupid's Arrow video was a true classic 😂😂😂😂
If you have eleven we are still going to heaven 🤣😂😭👏🏻
You aren’t helping by constantly cutting Biden down…..BUT…we haven’t heard you knock diaper Don in a while. 😡.
Keep knocking only Biden and you will be helping turn this country into a humpty trumpty dictatorship. 😡
Trump Calls Biden Incompetent ? Biden Calls Trump Incontinent !
I Unsubscribed From Lame Fallon's Channel Because Of Biden Age Jokes, and He's The Worst. I Just Troll the Jerk Now!
And Trump responds, "Of course I'm in continent. Unless I'm at my golf course in Scotland. Then I would be OUT continent."
Trump can't tell the difference between an ex-wife and one of his rape victims.
@@_S_T_E_A_K_
3 day old Troll says what?
STOP YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT. 2 DEMENTED PISSY PANTS IN ONE!!!!!!!!!
Maria cant caught a break .
Old age dementia vs. old aged and demented 😢
james spadge was the best. 😅
Fallon is helping the Republican Party. Thanks Jim. Keep hammering away at President Biden. Keep up the great work!
What's up with NBC going against President Biden lately?
Normalizing Trump and thinking everything is a joke is not right.
I'm sure he's called him a lot worse..
Cupid's Arrow rocked!
I love James Spadge 😂😂
California never disappoints 😂🥴🤷🏻♀️
California itself is a disappointment 😂😂😂
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The Hormel Valentine's jokes 😂😂😂 i didn't see it coming
Btw, sll these angry comments about Biden age joke? Are we going to have to only choose from 2 old candidates? How about a third candidate to choose from? The system is set in stone and can never be change?
If you watched Jimmy Kimmel, you knew that the most hilarious Valentine message came from Trump. Seemingly Jimmy & Team was not aware of that.
Jimmy’s jokes don’t take a lot of critical thinking. Just cheap shots really. His monologues are the least intellectual of the major late night hosts, silly stuff mostly.
Tesla Truck look like origami truck. It rusts-Musks: sounds like it’s a You Problem😂
Happy Valentine's day!
🙏 To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 😊❤️🙏
😂😂
Omg Rod Rory. So funny!! “You don’t even have to be there, I need a place to live.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
👍👍
Oh man, I just want to know why the comments were shut off for Amy Schumer 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was absolutely the funniest monologue I ever seen 😂😅
Jimmy is Republican ?
Eff you about the Biden memory joke, Jimmy. It's malicious misrepresentation, not funny. You guys could've written those significantly differently, and funnier.
Why does Jimmy Fallon’s videos have least views among the late night shows? He has the best comic timing of all of them!
He used to.
Maybe people do not appreciate Jummy's everyday Biden ridicules.
A propos: NEWS! Biden is 1 day older now; sooo funny 🤪
And maybe because of really funny guys like the other Jimmy and Guillermo.
Relative? To what?
IKEA rocks man!😊
He’s not wrong 😅
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ GO BIDEN GO ✊🇺🇸✊🇺🇸🇺🇦🕊️🌻❤️
Hey
Hahahah
Omg my face hurts from laughing so hard!
So Biden calls Drumpf incontinent….
Y'all need to chill on the Biden shittalking unless you are giving the orange menace and the ENTIRE republican party the exact amount of shit, it needs to stop This is not only irresponsible but dangerous and the constant harping about President Biden's age will get us 4 more years of trvmp. I've watched and loved Jimmy since SNL and I love all you guys but holy shit the writers on this show need a reality check.
Honey, let's get busy. Here's a new toner cartridge. ❤
The reenactment would be funnier in their own voices.
The 2 band members are solid, reliable mini skit players
Biden is the Best
Turning off comments on the Amy Schumer video is the equivalent of teachers telling everyone to be nice to the new kid. You're just making the speculation worse by censoring people.
They're both incontinent
Apple TV
I hate the other stupid shows you are forced to shell!
Nikola tesla must be turning In his grave knowing his name is attached to such a laughable company.
😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉
Bro i understand you need tell jokes but when Trump wins know you had a hand in his win and i hope you and your family don't get the wrath of the "one day of a dictator" right one day
Trump will NEVER win.
I can’t believe you guys are falling for a joke Trump made. If you actually watched the video of him saying that, you would have known it was an obvious joke.
@@Riclmnopp Sure thing Trumpie.
@@RiclmnoppBull.
@@Riclmnopp that’s what they said about Hitler. People kept justifying and downplaying everything he said.
I'm really tired of the memory bashing etc. It's over the top, a couple jabs ok but it's not helping anyone but the last idiot
It's not even bashing, it's plain stupid assertions 🤪
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I feel like we own our children the future, bc i feel kids are running these countries, my opinion 😮
Love the Cupid bit
Biden's humour is much sharper than Jimmy's by now. Like lately, when he told an aggressive so-called journalist: "My memory is so bad, I cannot even remember that I gave you the word" 🤣
Let’s not drag Biden into your pessimism. I’m sure Biden did well by Jill and on Valentine’s Day I’m sure Jill did well for Joe Biden.
Ok, tired of the Biden jokes.
Spot on hysterical and truthful as always!
This guy has so much talent. Great singer and a funny guy. I just wish he could make everyone laugh instead of 50% at a time
I KNOW !! Why do you think they keep Higgins wayy left of stage anyway ??
He needs to stop harshing.on President Biden, or at least give equal time to jokes about trump’s huge collection of gaffes and insane statements.
@@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk ...google biden from 20-30 years ago and Trump..... from the same time. See who you would rather be friends with
I Unsubscribed From Lame Fallon's Channel Because Of Biden Age Jokes, and He's The Worst. I Just Troll the Jerk Now!
Look hoos,talking..???.!!!!!
Either NBC just loves Donald Dunce, or all of them are to scared make any jokes about him.
Seth meyers spends an hour ever night crying about Trump. What are you on about idiot.
Time to stop watching fallon