Unintentional ASMR 🥪 Perfect Sandwich Made by Irish Gentleman (🇮🇪 accent)

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  • čas přidán 1. 11. 2019
  • This lovely gentleman Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh (what a great name), who I learnt is a legendary Irish Sports commentator, makes a sandwich (I added my highlight reel at the end)
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    (I significantly edited/enhanced the audio & video for better ASMR effect).

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  • @Mr1worldin
    @Mr1worldin Před 4 lety +16509

    Me at a party: Come on i swear I’m not gonna get political this time.
    Me after a few drinks: Bread was never meant to be triangular.

    • @StockTerm
      @StockTerm Před 4 lety +342

      Best comment ever

    • @MolloyPolloy
      @MolloyPolloy Před 3 lety +409

      I started a near riot in an office in Glasgow when I casually said "Im not a big fan of parsnips"..... Went around like wildfire in seconds. Lads shouting "WHAT? WHO DOESNNEA LIKE PARSNIPS?...... I had to slink out like a fucking limbo champion....

    • @TheZeerrK
      @TheZeerrK Před 3 lety +25

      died ☠️

    • @jjhcasper
      @jjhcasper Před 3 lety +46

      Dude this had me rollin'

    • @schlongersaurus
      @schlongersaurus Před 3 lety +46

      TRIANGULAR BREAD IS FUN LIGHTEN UP

  • @beau-2222
    @beau-2222 Před 4 lety +6735

    This bloke comes home absolutely shithoused at all hours of the morning and eats 3 of these.

  • @asmrvermont8927
    @asmrvermont8927 Před 2 lety +2798

    He was a quiet man, a sandwich maker

    • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
      @littlekingtrashmouth9219 Před 2 lety +171

      An artist. He always said “be careful of the sandwich you are making.”

    • @onyxone8084
      @onyxone8084 Před 2 lety +93

      @@littlekingtrashmouth9219 listen to, and watch the bread as you cut it

    • @IAN815
      @IAN815 Před 2 lety +8

      🤣

    • @pauligyarto3179
      @pauligyarto3179 Před 2 lety +30

      Bro this just made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣

    • @jonahgilbert7878
      @jonahgilbert7878 Před 2 lety +101

      We love references only other ASMR viewers understand

  • @michaelorellana5940
    @michaelorellana5940 Před 2 lety +243

    The amount of times I’ve told my fiancé “substance to it” and she had no clue wtf I was referring too.. 😂😂

  • @dod6031
    @dod6031 Před 4 lety +7257

    For a guy that doesn’t have sandwiches very often he certainly seems to have strong opinions on how a sandwich should be made.

    • @cherrybass11
      @cherrybass11 Před 3 lety +233

      not many sandwiches for as long as he’s been around is probably still a lot of sandwiches

    • @01halle
      @01halle Před 3 lety +75

      Showing us how to make a perfect sandwich I thought was a lunch to tutorial not a drunk midnight snack

    • @zachhoward9099
      @zachhoward9099 Před 3 lety +115

      He was a very famous Soccer broadcaster in Ireland for decades, this was part of a larger piece about how this was his perfect sandwich to take to a picnic at a match

    • @melaniabladeofmiquella
      @melaniabladeofmiquella Před 3 lety +27

      I think about this comment often

    • @MrDRUFC1
      @MrDRUFC1 Před 3 lety +6

      Yeh fuck this guy

  • @jessfromsheff9585
    @jessfromsheff9585 Před 4 lety +8895

    Kids these days with their triangular bread smh

    • @isthistwitterbruh
      @isthistwitterbruh Před 4 lety +91

      Grouchy sandwich wizards these days

    • @Thefrenchishere
      @Thefrenchishere Před 4 lety +65

      The entire planet with their plastic square breads except us, french people (and belgians, spanish and swiss people too. I don't forget you my neighbors...)

    • @lukebrown5855
      @lukebrown5855 Před 4 lety +52

      JessFromSheff ok boomer

    • @sempiternxl.777
      @sempiternxl.777 Před 4 lety +135

      @@TheJovialBrit Literally no one asked.

    • @daithiocinnsealach3173
      @daithiocinnsealach3173 Před 4 lety

      @@TheJovialBrit Ur mur gurd!

  • @asktotheangelsstray5502
    @asktotheangelsstray5502 Před rokem +127

    One of my guilty pleasure in this existence consist in watching this video while eating a sandwich. I can't even describe how happy and peaceful it makes me feel.

  • @joebyrne5277
    @joebyrne5277 Před 2 lety +430

    I had the pleasure of meeting him once here in my hometown. Hes a giant of a man, about 6 foot 5 or 6. A gentleman aswell. He's 91 years old this year.
    More power to you michael.

    • @joebyrne5277
      @joebyrne5277 Před 2 lety +1

      @Splitz X no hes well over it. Look him up

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 Před rokem +19

      "He's a giant of man, with shoulders out to here. He's a quiet man, a sandwich maker"

    • @Voolcan
      @Voolcan Před rokem +6

      did he make you a sandwich at least?

    • @joebyrne5277
      @joebyrne5277 Před rokem +8

      @@Voolcan unfortunately not 😂. He’s not a regular sandwich maker after all

    • @dhungryarchitect
      @dhungryarchitect Před rokem

      did u get to measure his dick?

  • @WWEFan90
    @WWEFan90 Před 3 lety +3728

    He made this once and was like “this is it” and never looked back

    • @meabhcusack6492
      @meabhcusack6492 Před 2 lety +47

      He is a famous tv presenter in Ireland

    • @pierregeoffroy1943
      @pierregeoffroy1943 Před 2 lety +4

      N kikook’´jour ˆne k n’´ou on’in’n’´III IIIu
      Noiiilk ´´iiikupinb’n’´ pas îliens ´ klaxonner k’
      Non

    • @MrCScottie
      @MrCScottie Před 2 lety +8

      @@meabhcusack6492 so

    • @jasonmoore7223
      @jasonmoore7223 Před 2 lety

      @@meabhcusack6492 syoyyyyy I’m yeu read ypoppy o o uuttuytytttt try

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 Před 2 lety +46

      Whoal meal'hle

  • @fuzzyheadted
    @fuzzyheadted Před 4 lety +6256

    I’ll fight anyone in this comment section making fun of this man or his sandwich.

  • @gamestestproduction3379
    @gamestestproduction3379 Před 2 lety +337

    > Hitler : become a great austrian painter
    > Tomatoes : never become popular in West Kerry

  • @crazy2720
    @crazy2720 Před 2 lety +660

    "And there it is"
    *Half the shit falls out*

    • @ninetiesguy2322
      @ninetiesguy2322 Před 2 lety +57

      The final product looks like head trauma

    • @GenXJay670
      @GenXJay670 Před 2 lety +18

      You gave me a good laugh! This sandwich is a mess.

    • @joshtaylor1993
      @joshtaylor1993 Před 2 lety +4

      Made me laugh

    • @macro3751
      @macro3751 Před 2 lety +26

      literally a single piece of tomato fell out, tf you guys talking about

    • @zinmomo7192
      @zinmomo7192 Před 2 lety +2

      🤣😭🤣

  • @its_deer
    @its_deer Před 3 lety +4691

    With all the spells he's casting that must've tasted amazing

  • @Connief1990
    @Connief1990 Před 4 lety +4157

    He's been making that exact sandwich for 75 years.

    • @HB-bz3ee
      @HB-bz3ee Před 3 lety +48

      I literally have the same food for a week then get bored of it 😂

    • @cjeam9199
      @cjeam9199 Před 3 lety +40

      I was gonna say he’s not that old. Dude’s 89.

    • @nattyboom4444
      @nattyboom4444 Před 3 lety +30

      I almost got fired from my job for laughing so hard at this comment

    • @ipaddleYOass
      @ipaddleYOass Před 3 lety +10

      Why is this so funny

    • @bfmb79
      @bfmb79 Před 3 lety +13

      That's a long time to being making the same sandwich, it must be gone stale and manky by now surely

  • @Tuomaspoika
    @Tuomaspoika Před 3 měsíci +23

    btw this guy is still alive and kicking. He's 93 now.

    • @grape811
      @grape811 Před 28 dny +1

      Must be the sandwiches

  • @84timknight
    @84timknight Před 2 lety +114

    He was a quiet man, an artist, a craftsman…a sandwich making legend!

  • @loverdeadly6128
    @loverdeadly6128 Před 4 lety +4025

    I like how he’s just describing how to make a good sammich for when you’re stumble drunk at 2:30 am but it still feels like he’s passing down wisdom from generations passed.

  • @thegamingmelon5159
    @thegamingmelon5159 Před 4 lety +2473

    If I came in late at night and “ felt a bit peckish “ I’d lift that complete ham out and just eat that like a cave man.

  • @TheBanditKingKir
    @TheBanditKingKir Před 2 lety +732

    His ability to make that sloppy mess sound like a Michelin starred meal is beautiful.

    • @tuxedo5118
      @tuxedo5118 Před rokem +22

      Be quiet

    • @ThatJakers
      @ThatJakers Před rokem +79

      Seriously the ugliest thing I’ve seen in awhile. Bless his heart, but I bet his favorite bites are the full bread and lettuce ones with no meat whatsoever.

    • @learicist
      @learicist Před rokem +15

      Yeah this is quite a no for me lol but the vid is great

    • @whyusucksobad
      @whyusucksobad Před rokem +64

      Lmao I’m glad it’s not just me, that sandwich looks like fucking shit lol

    • @MartinCuticchio
      @MartinCuticchio Před rokem +8

      ​@@whyusucksobad better eat something that looks like shit but tastes true and good rather than the other way around

  • @jacobpitkofsky8362
    @jacobpitkofsky8362 Před 2 lety +282

    Now, I’m not a regular sandwich maker but if I came in late at night and felt a bit peckish I’d have no trouble at all in making a good sandwich and a good sandwich to me consists of brown bread, whole meal, and this is a good example of that. Some people like butter, others like Flora, different types of things. Whatever one is available that is the one for me. The first one I see in the fridge that’s the one that comes out. Now I wouldn’t overdo what you put onto it. I wouldn’t have it coming out at the edges. Just within, sort of like a football pitch, the lines are there. Outside it nothing else. On the pitch, the essentials. I would then get ham that’s boiled at home. I don’t like the ones you get in packets or anything like that. They’re too thin. They resemble razor blades to me at times. Now, I like plenty of it, substance to it. Now, this is a good one. It’s nicely bent around there to match. Now that would be sufficient. An chead rud eile a dheanfahd me ansin na cupla tomato. You know they give a bit of moisture. You might have tea with it or something like that or milk or water or anything. Tomatoes, they wouldn’t be evenly cut, but they’d be cut so that they’d rest on it. Cupla ceann. I would place those, you know, like the team would line out, not too near each other. Two tomatoes of that size would be plenty for me. Tomatoes were things that didn’t appear for a long time in West Kerry. I think it was after the war that they became popular, and I’m talking about the Second World War. Next thing then, a piece of lettuce. This lettuce is grown locally. And then I’d put it a bit protruding. That’s what I like to see coming out. And I’d maybe put it across that way so you’ve a little bit of the green, you know. I was used to going to matches. I grew up on a farm. Green was everywhere. I like the green to be visible in as many things as possible. Piosa eile ansin agus piosa eile ar an dtaobh sin. Now to secure them I don’t put any sort of substance that would stick them together. To me that’s complete. It’s natural. There are no extras to it. And then, the job now is making sure that there’s a little bit of green to be seen. It’s made now, except to divide it into two equal halves. I don’t like the modern idea of making two triangles out of it. Bread was never meant to be triangular. It was meant to be square, like a good field, a square field. An sli anois le e sin a dheanamh. Cut down until you feel the solid board underneath. Now there they are now, and to me that would be the perfect sandwich. Simple, wholesome ingredients. Bacon, that’s boiled at home, Irish bacon, local lettuce, local tomatoes, gach rud. The tradition will live on forever I think. So sin agaibh e. I hope you enjoy.

    • @someonepassmedanukes7749
      @someonepassmedanukes7749 Před 2 lety +10

      Where's the Japanese dub?

    • @twentytwo138
      @twentytwo138 Před rokem

      @@someonepassmedanukes7749 Rettuce grown rooowcary, there you go

    • @chrislyons6951
      @chrislyons6951 Před rokem +4

      Pity he didn't include some Irish cheese

    • @arturobandini4078
      @arturobandini4078 Před rokem +4

      @@chrislyons6951 I agree. The idea of ham sandwich without cheese upsets me.

    • @jmantruth
      @jmantruth Před rokem +2

      Only thing I would change is "Locally" should be "Locahlly."

  • @weirdwormsaloon4088
    @weirdwormsaloon4088 Před 4 lety +3749

    It’s midnight, I’m outside on my deck on a cushiony couch, the air is a perfect temperature, and I’m watching an Irish man calmly make himself a sandwich. This is the most peace I’ve felt in a while.

  • @dandunning7731
    @dandunning7731 Před 4 lety +2383

    I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve slipped and slit my wrist open with a piece of wafer-thin honey roast ham.

    • @sethbraley4088
      @sethbraley4088 Před 4 lety +53

      I'm crying

    • @joshuatree5620
      @joshuatree5620 Před 3 lety +128

      Cut my Ham into pieces,THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.

    • @dannyv7595
      @dannyv7595 Před 3 lety +8

      @@joshuatree5620 good comment

    • @chardem.5743
      @chardem.5743 Před 3 lety +4

      I choked on my water 😂😂🤣

    • @dahlializbeth6948
      @dahlializbeth6948 Před 3 lety +16

      I hate when that happens. I especially hate when I don’t chew thoroughly and tiny pieces of maple glazed honey coat ham just cuts the inside of my mouth and esophagus leaving a nice trail of blood to wash it down with.

  • @loedenrodrigues2953
    @loedenrodrigues2953 Před 2 lety +30

    Really cool how he occasionally spoke Irish while describing how he made the sandwich. Of course I don’t know what any of it means, but always interesting to hear how their culture makes their way into their work.

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon Před 10 měsíci +10

      Ours is a dying language. There's really not many Irish speakers left in the world, and it's a shame because it's such a beautiful language. Dastardly difficult to spell on paper but wonderful to hear spoken.

    • @greg6191
      @greg6191 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@IRLTheGreatZarquondo you speak it? Could you translate any of the things he said for us? it sounds beautiful and really adds to the asmr for me, curious to know what he’s saying!

    • @darraghmathews2056
      @darraghmathews2056 Před 8 měsíci +9

      1:15 “and one other thing I would do/add here is a few tomatoes.” 2:27 “another piece here, and another piece on this side.” 3:07 I think it’s “and now the way to do it” 3:33 “everything” 3:37 “so there you have it”

  • @VegasDannyReturns
    @VegasDannyReturns Před 2 lety +107

    I like the part where he doesn’t quite cut the cherry tomatoes more shreds them with a blunt knife. And his mouth is watering the whole time. I would legit love to see a full series on this fella casually making mundane food like this 😂

    • @tuxedo5118
      @tuxedo5118 Před rokem +6

      Shut up this man is legendary

    • @itslegiTim
      @itslegiTim Před rokem +5

      There are 2 other Videos of him making food. Bagels and something Else

  • @lowfidelity499
    @lowfidelity499 Před 4 lety +1867

    Step 1. Navy Suit
    Step 2. War
    Step 3. Tomatoes become popular in West Kerry

    • @Geth-Who
      @Geth-Who Před 3 lety +61

      At least they've Established themselves there.

    • @fkos86
      @fkos86 Před 3 lety +28

      "the rule of thumb"

    • @longboi8540
      @longboi8540 Před 3 lety +25

      Hello I need a navy suit for war.

    • @mothfur3374
      @mothfur3374 Před 3 lety +14

      I wish I can like your comment a thousand times.

    • @Bulldog1878
      @Bulldog1878 Před 3 lety +20

      Putapit of lettuce

  • @Rhodri101283
    @Rhodri101283 Před 4 lety +716

    “Bread was never meant to be triangular” - damn that is the content I’m here for.

  • @jeremiah3886
    @jeremiah3886 Před rokem +27

    I’ll make sure my kids know that Tomato’s were a thing that didn’t appear for a long time in West Kerry.

    • @XYZ_55
      @XYZ_55 Před 10 dny

      That lazy ass probably should have walked over to East Kerry.

    • @scottphillips3008
      @scottphillips3008 Před 9 dny +1

      tamatoes ***

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace7 Před rokem +83

    1:13 "The next thing I would do then is a few tomato's"
    1:33 "A couple heads" (referring to the tomato slice)
    2:26 "A piece there, and another piece on that side"
    3:06 "Here is the way to do that"
    3:38 "So there you have it. I hope you enjoy"

    • @walshy2
      @walshy2 Před 11 měsíci +3

      3:33 forever I think

    • @salivatinggreed4219
      @salivatinggreed4219 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Thanks for translating!

    • @greg6191
      @greg6191 Před 8 měsíci

      Thank you so much for translating!!

    • @ianwilson7055
      @ianwilson7055 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Thank you. Just what I was looking for. Hope you have a good day.

    • @catoutawindow2279
      @catoutawindow2279 Před 2 měsíci

      @@walshy2everything , forever is go deo

  • @valentinewhitty3639
    @valentinewhitty3639 Před 4 lety +1432

    Translation of the Irish 🇮🇪
    1:12 "The next thing I do then is a couple of tomatoes."
    1:31 "A few of them."
    2:24 "A piece there, and another piece on that side."
    3:04 "Now the way to do it is...cut down until you feel the solid board underneath."
    3:32 "Everything."
    3:36 "So there you have it.."

    • @B0lld
      @B0lld Před 4 lety +65

      Man, Irish sounds like Nilfgaardian so much.

    • @hezze5934
      @hezze5934 Před 4 lety +10

      @@B0lld my thought exactly lol, perhaps nilfgaardian is inspired by Welsh?

    • @B0lld
      @B0lld Před 4 lety +5

      @@hezze5934 Most probobly dude.

    • @mothfur3374
      @mothfur3374 Před 4 lety +86

      I thought he’s speaking some true wisdom of the ancients but yeah turned out it’s just him unconsciously slipping into Gaelic

    • @_Kobold_
      @_Kobold_ Před 4 lety

      @@mothfur3374 😂

  • @drewcarter5669
    @drewcarter5669 Před 4 lety +3682

    “I like plenty of it.”
    *puts two bites of ham down

    • @maurice4348
      @maurice4348 Před 4 lety +133

      lmoaaa i'd have slid on the entire ham if this was me making it

    • @yeetyeeterson5444
      @yeetyeeterson5444 Před 4 lety +30

      Maurice
      Laughing my off ass lol

    • @bosoxfan38
      @bosoxfan38 Před 4 lety +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rogerxavier18
      @rogerxavier18 Před 4 lety +125

      We are a generation of excess .

    • @river7874
      @river7874 Před 4 lety +153

      Rewatching this video, I totally get his logic behind the two pieces of ham. If you look how he cuts the sandwich, each half has one chunk of ham that fits right to the bread. How the tomatoes were cut is what drives me nuts.

  • @kylelangdown3322
    @kylelangdown3322 Před rokem +23

    1:59 when you drop a hammer on your foot but you’re at your grammas house.

  • @AbsurdExistentialist
    @AbsurdExistentialist Před 3 lety +57

    I love this man's accent.
    That being said, this video is like a post-apocalyptic video made for and by people who have only ever heard of things like "sandwiches" and "tomatoes" and "football".

  • @looseele
    @looseele Před 4 lety +962

    This guy makes the words “brown bread” and “whole meal” into an entire paragraph

    • @Tremmor500
      @Tremmor500 Před 3 lety +62

      brouwn breaughdh whole mealuagugh

    • @juanburgueno3274
      @juanburgueno3274 Před 3 lety +36

      @@Tremmor500 Second World Waoroor

    • @Tremmor500
      @Tremmor500 Před 3 lety +34

      Juan Burgueño they give it a bit of moistururhruegh

    • @ben________3156
      @ben________3156 Před 3 lety +16

      Wettest, most sloppy mouth in all of Oiiurrrrlund

    • @orio_3
      @orio_3 Před 3 lety +8

      shut up yankee

  • @burlong01
    @burlong01 Před 2 lety +54

    Me: * sleeping in bed *
    Michael: * standing over me with that small knife *
    *"Down until you feel the solid board underneath."*

    • @Tia5003
      @Tia5003 Před 2 lety +1

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @bingoboppins9875
      @bingoboppins9875 Před 2 lety

      *An chead rud eile a dheanfadh me ansin an cupla tomato.*

    • @Duwayneismyname
      @Duwayneismyname Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @villevirtanen00
    @villevirtanen00 Před 3 lety +27

    I've been trying to put my daughter to sleep for 3 hrs. This was my last resort and it worked.

  • @gabe5138
    @gabe5138 Před 3 lety +1947

    “now I’m not a regular sandwich maker...” right before he blows us away with his ancient Celtic sandwich crafting. Such a boss.

    • @MrCScottie
      @MrCScottie Před 2 lety +30

      Who’s blown away? That sandwich look weak as hell

    • @battleship5555
      @battleship5555 Před 2 lety +79

      @@MrCScottie clearly you don’t understand his power. A sandwich is something that should be simple and delicious. Something that satisfies you. He did that perfectly. Just because you love coming home and piling as much stuff onto bread as you can, doesn’t mean it’s good.

    • @peachbrownies
      @peachbrownies Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @brutallyhonest123
      @brutallyhonest123 Před 2 lety +6

      Mediocrity is the mainstay of youtube success

    • @themaskedman221
      @themaskedman221 Před 2 lety +10

      @@MrCScottie I thought I was the only one who wasn't impressed.

  • @CrazyMonkey679
    @CrazyMonkey679 Před 3 lety +1675

    For those who don't know his name is Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh and he's 90 years old! He's a legendary GAA broadcaster here in Ireland. The guy's an icon.

    • @bobbobson3908
      @bobbobson3908 Před 3 lety +78

      @@revan552 It's not pronounced Moriarty though. It's the Irish form of Moriarty (and Murtagh) but it's pronounced something like M-wirre-hirtigh

    • @giampee_ero
      @giampee_ero Před 3 lety +21

      And still makes terrible sandwiches

    • @jackbasquille5481
      @jackbasquille5481 Před 3 lety +44

      @@revan552 it’s not pronounced moriarty because that’s it translated into English which he would never allow

    • @irieite9666
      @irieite9666 Před 3 lety +87

      He looks good for 90. It must be from using the vintage technique cutting his sandwiches into rectangles. And of course his avoidance of eating razor blade ham keeps him strong.

    • @WarhammerWings
      @WarhammerWings Před 2 lety +27

      90?! Christ above, he certainly doesn't LOOK it! I thought he'd be late 50s to mid 60s!

  • @The_Isaiahnator
    @The_Isaiahnator Před 4 měsíci +4

    Just the fact that a channel like this exists is why the Internet is so awesome.

  • @moose5362
    @moose5362 Před rokem +10

    “Bread was never meant to be triangular.” -Old Irish man.🙏🏻

    • @davesecx
      @davesecx Před rokem

      I mean, a grilled cheese needs to be triangular. The pointy bits make for easy first bites.

  • @marcus_2316
    @marcus_2316 Před 3 lety +500

    “No eating in class” Kids in the back of class:

    • @M4levolence
      @M4levolence Před 3 lety +8

      Brooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lukeario3980
      @lukeario3980 Před 2 lety +4

      “But teach, we don’t eat in class!”
      The Cooking teacher:

  • @diademoflead
    @diademoflead Před 4 lety +2718

    I'm not sure that it gets more Irish than that dude's surname.

    • @petercarroll6090
      @petercarroll6090 Před 4 lety +144

      Michael o Moriarty.. translated.. he's actually a famous Irish sports commentator.. would you believe,
      in this video hes 89 yrs old...

    • @ashlingcollins6308
      @ashlingcollins6308 Před 4 lety +6

      Irish surnames are never fun to read... or say

    • @AnthonyMonaghan
      @AnthonyMonaghan Před 4 lety +37

      @@ashlingcollins6308 Oh come on, there's nothing in the world more fun than an Irish surname! I should know, I've been carting mine around for nearly fifty years. It's a riot.

    • @ElizabethT45
      @ElizabethT45 Před 4 lety +2

      @@petercarroll6090 I was trying to pronounce it but I wasn't getting to "Moriarty" because of that "ch" in the middle :)

    • @Ramazvous
      @Ramazvous Před 4 lety +3

      How about my last name?
      NèGhaluge?😂

  • @dylancarr8415
    @dylancarr8415 Před 9 měsíci +5

    I love how he casually dips back and forth between Gaelic and English

  • @ApMignonne
    @ApMignonne Před rokem +9

    It is very kind of him to share his experience in making a regular sloppy sandwich. I'm not ironic when I say I do appreciate it, and especially the way he emphasises how the series of subsequent imperfections add up to a perfect final result.

  • @lewieyt
    @lewieyt Před 4 lety +1745

    You know you've gone down the CZcams K hole too far when you realise you've ended up watching an Irish man making a sandwich.

  • @dragonchr15
    @dragonchr15 Před 4 lety +2009

    This guy's mouth was watering while he made that sandwich....you can literally hear it. Lol

    • @ik4muzu
      @ik4muzu Před 4 lety +75

      I was looking for this lmao

    • @user-mn6gw7jk9o
      @user-mn6gw7jk9o Před 4 lety +58

      I was hoping someone else heard it!

    • @MC_1993
      @MC_1993 Před 4 lety +43

      SD mans probably drooled all over that shi

    • @jurisfootrag
      @jurisfootrag Před 4 lety +59

      There's a certain beauty to being ever so delicate and dainty with the way one prepares their meal... Only to devour it down like feeding time at the zoo mere minutes/seconds later.

    • @bjl1990
      @bjl1990 Před 4 lety +3

      oh my god you deserve an award!!

  • @TheASMRAngel
    @TheASMRAngel Před 2 lety +124

    Any chance we can get this man a sharper knife so he can enjoy slices of tomatoes and doesn't have to cut them into 2 lumps?!

    • @teddylong2167
      @teddylong2167 Před 2 lety +17

      Right?.....He was so meticulous about every aspect of the sandwich but then he's like "fook these tomahtoes!"

    • @markg.4246
      @markg.4246 Před 2 lety +1

      That's hilarious!

    • @danielacarrera2492
      @danielacarrera2492 Před 2 lety +2

      Omg leave him alone…he like it that way

    • @Testerchannel89
      @Testerchannel89 Před 2 lety +1

      Knifes wasnt meant to be sharp.

    • @tuxedo5118
      @tuxedo5118 Před rokem

      @@teddylong2167 ur so funny that irish accent made me want to bash your head in

  • @adokapo
    @adokapo Před 2 lety +6

    Love the passion this guy is putting into making and describing this sandwich.

  • @Flynn94
    @Flynn94 Před 4 lety +775

    Me and my work mates quote this video constantly, we describe everything as “like a field, a good field”

    • @frances2912
      @frances2912 Před 3 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @f.f5771
      @f.f5771 Před 3 lety +21

      A SQUARE FIELD!

    • @doogdoogdoogdoogdoogdoog
      @doogdoogdoogdoogdoogdoog Před 3 lety +13

      This made me laugh more than I would’ve expected

    • @TheSpecial4247
      @TheSpecial4247 Před 3 lety +6

      A good square field ahhh yes haha

    • @drinkwater319
      @drinkwater319 Před 3 lety +23

      I tested your theory....my girlfriend rang me, she said ‘ you alright?’ In an Irish accent I replied...’ I am, I’m like a field, a good field’. She was silent for a few seconds and said......’ what ‘.

  • @KatKomodo
    @KatKomodo Před 4 lety +670

    I feel a deep feeling of peace from him. This is the simple life I crave.

    • @zirconis5411
      @zirconis5411 Před 4 lety +13

      Kat come to West Ireland then

    • @IrishAndy85
      @IrishAndy85 Před 4 lety +7

      You should look up his old commentating days on Irish sports. GAA games

    • @KatKomodo
      @KatKomodo Před 4 lety +2

      Zirconis54 I think I will!

    • @tobiasfarragut292
      @tobiasfarragut292 Před 4 lety +9

      All that’s going on is him making that sandwich, Nothing else..the world has stopped for this grand period of time

    • @Trimblethorn
      @Trimblethorn Před 4 lety +6

      It makes me weep to see a person put so much wisdom and love and connection to the land in something as simple as creating a sandwich...

  • @Marina-wd8gk
    @Marina-wd8gk Před 7 měsíci +6

    For the people in the comments, when he says football, he's talking about Gaelic football not soccer. He's a famous Gaelic football commentator. That's what he keeps referencing.
    These comments are funny but leave the poor man alone 😅 he's proud of his sandwiches.

  • @TheCollectorCave
    @TheCollectorCave Před rokem +6

    This guy is legit. The second he said you don't slice your sandwich diagonally, I was sold. The ASMR was just icing on the cake...err...sandwich.

  • @briankleinmeyer8876
    @briankleinmeyer8876 Před 4 lety +2830

    I'll bet, when he carelessly tosses one of these together at 2am, it's a damn Bob Ross masterpiece. It only looks bad right now, because he's not used to doing this while sober.

    • @BubblesTheBard
      @BubblesTheBard Před 4 lety +85

      This is a solid theory lol

    • @tayamkay
      @tayamkay Před 4 lety +157

      The whole deal is that it looks "bad",it looks real and genuine not factory clean cut,thats the charm

    • @johan3680
      @johan3680 Před 3 lety +45

      “We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.”

    • @davidshaw7549
      @davidshaw7549 Před 3 lety +2

      Only in this mind...

    • @mike9338
      @mike9338 Před 3 lety +3

      That’s the Irish for you laddy

  • @Smullet90
    @Smullet90 Před 4 lety +613

    This is the best comment section I've ever seen.

    • @joey-rx6vy
      @joey-rx6vy Před 3 lety +1

      look at any popular unintentional asmr video

    • @naynay5739
      @naynay5739 Před 3 lety +1

      Right?! I can't get asmr because I'm crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥪

    • @user-tb2wz1tr8y
      @user-tb2wz1tr8y Před 3 lety +2

      I gotta tell you, I'm with you. I've laughed about six times already and I'm only on the third comment.

    • @virginityclan304
      @virginityclan304 Před 3 lety

      "Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix"s comment section is pretty fucking solid too

    • @Istoishash
      @Istoishash Před 2 měsíci

      4 words: navy suit for war

  • @tombstone4290
    @tombstone4290 Před rokem +3

    Amazing sandwich maker. I love he tells the tale of making a perfect sandwich of old and he keeps the tradition alive. I love making my bread sandwich cut in halves in the middle not triangular. A perfect balance of color, taste, and rich history. I applaud this man. Respects! Calming voice for the soul. Blessings.

  • @H20.
    @H20. Před 8 měsíci +5

    Mícheál if from my neck of the woods. He's an absolute gentleman and a national treasure 💚💚💚

  • @juanisaias8308
    @juanisaias8308 Před 4 lety +1404

    Man this wizard makes a mean sandwich, I love at 1:13 when he summons the tomatoes with that ancient enchantation. Gotta be careful when using tomato magic tho.

    • @Down_the_Wind
      @Down_the_Wind Před 4 lety +74

      Don’t forget the benediction of the wholemeal bread.

    • @LincolnBorgesrp
      @LincolnBorgesrp Před 4 lety +101

      C Ú P L A T O M A T O D Ó

    • @DreamRaccoon
      @DreamRaccoon Před 4 lety +57

      Absolutely dying, trying to stifle my laughs next to my sleeping baby.

    • @madiichan1486
      @madiichan1486 Před 4 lety +5

      This is damn funny

    • @irishgamingchannel77
      @irishgamingchannel77 Před 4 lety +36

      An chéad rud eile a dhéanfadh mé ansin na cúpla tomato, the next thing I'm gonna do are the tomatoes

  • @cavedweller2000
    @cavedweller2000 Před 4 lety +685

    "Brown bread. Wholemeal"
    *holds wholemeal brown bread*
    This is a good example of that.

    • @Xuehuapiaopiao00
      @Xuehuapiaopiao00 Před 3 lety +17

      Some people like butter, others like Flora, different types of things. Whatever is available is the one for me. The first thing I see in the fridge I pull out.

    • @mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172
      @mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172 Před 3 lety +9

      people die when they are killed

  • @andrewmaderer1989
    @andrewmaderer1989 Před 2 lety +1

    There’s something inspirational about this. I’m so particular about how I make my sandwiches. I load them with so many things and am very specific with how those things go on my sandwich. This man does the exact opposite, doesn’t put a ton of stuff on it and doesn’t really care how everything sits. Beautiful.

  • @JackSardonic
    @JackSardonic Před rokem +4

    He sounds Irish, Welsh, and Scottish all at the same time. Pure Celt.

  • @matthewmartin7639
    @matthewmartin7639 Před 3 lety +1045

    "this lettuce is grown lowkualleee" gets me every time.

  • @Triattt
    @Triattt Před 4 lety +884

    I'm not going to memorize those incantations just for a sandwich.

    • @MsTenna91
      @MsTenna91 Před 4 lety +14

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 im done!!!

    • @Triattt
      @Triattt Před 4 lety +33

      @Timothy Sterling Did you just cursed me into becoming a tomato!?

    • @Triattt
      @Triattt Před 4 lety +3

      @Timothy Sterling Bless you heart!

    • @kasperdomagala4544
      @kasperdomagala4544 Před 4 lety +8

      @Timothy Sterling yall are scared of the sentence "the next thing I do is add a few tomatoes" lol

    • @ForFurtherNotice
      @ForFurtherNotice Před 4 lety +2

      Timothy Sterling Crap, at leastyou know Irish. I’m in Ireland, and we have Irish and all students can agree that Irish is the hardest and worst subject. At least you know it. Oh, and if you actually used google translate...
      I’ll make sure you can never go to the Guinness Museum.

  • @krw73
    @krw73 Před 4 měsíci +2

    When you put this much thought and care into your sandwich, every one is going to taste like it's the best you've ever had

    • @vp5633
      @vp5633 Před 2 měsíci

      This isn’t tumblr, please leave

    • @krw73
      @krw73 Před 2 měsíci

      @@vp5633 nor is this Grindr, so you leave

  • @enricocasari4246
    @enricocasari4246 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Can't get bored, I've seen this 6.9 million times

  • @Down_the_Wind
    @Down_the_Wind Před 4 lety +2387

    CUPLA TOMAAAHHTO

    • @alyce8539
      @alyce8539 Před 4 lety +3

      Twitchymeat 💀

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 Před 4 lety +48

      Ya know, like the team would line out

    • @floop585
      @floop585 Před 4 lety +23

      I watched this video like a week ago, and I can't stop thinking about this comment lol

    • @KatieIsabelle08
      @KatieIsabelle08 Před 4 lety +39

      I’ve watched this video so many times this year and no joke I say that to myself every time I see a tomato. I’m ruined.

    • @Down_the_Wind
      @Down_the_Wind Před 4 lety +10

      @KT I hear ya. I've said it so much around my girlfriend that she throws me a beating every time I say it.

  • @zacharynorman397
    @zacharynorman397 Před 4 lety +768

    I just realized that he is describing the sandwich as if it doesn’t exist, or that it is a figment of his imagination and wildest dreams (“it would be” “it would be cut”)... and yet, at the same time he is also making it. Literally his dream becoming reality in front of us all.

    • @AmaQueenOfDublin
      @AmaQueenOfDublin Před 3 lety +105

      That’s how you structure those sentences in Irish. He’s thinking in Irish and speaking English.

    • @PragmaticDany
      @PragmaticDany Před 2 lety +21

      @@AmaQueenOfDublin That's fucking crazy, thanks for explaining!

    • @masterklaw4527
      @masterklaw4527 Před 2 lety +34

      @@PragmaticDany Or, the sandwich is becoming real because he's casting spells to summon it.

    • @mouadhdoghmen9245
      @mouadhdoghmen9245 Před 2 lety +6

      this is literally what literature teachers do when analyzing some literature text

    • @broadstork
      @broadstork Před 2 lety +1

      Bruh you must've been tripping when you wrote this 🤣

  • @D.S.Moon98
    @D.S.Moon98 Před rokem +1

    I’ve literally watched/listened to this video almost every night for about a year, and I still can’t get over how he cuts the tomatoes and then the sandwich at the end😩

  • @NateCow
    @NateCow Před 2 lety +18

    I can taste that freakin' sandwich through the screen. Often times simple is best. If the ingredients are quality, you don't need much.

  • @chaymilne9896
    @chaymilne9896 Před 4 lety +860

    my favourite part is when he fully acknowledges that some sort of substance would help hold that nightmare together but straight up doesn't add it

  • @TheBeast-mr1qy
    @TheBeast-mr1qy Před 3 lety +276

    Everybody gangsta at lunch untill this guy arrives with his perfect square sandwiches

  • @silvicola6881
    @silvicola6881 Před 4 měsíci +2

    this might be my favorite video on youtube!

  • @Steven_Andreyechen
    @Steven_Andreyechen Před rokem +6

    I like how he calls triangle sandwiches modern as if people haven’t been doing that since the 1870s (at the very least that’s the earliest I’ve found recorded but I would be shocked if weren’t doing that as soon as they moved from the bun to sliced bread)
    People have been cutting sandwiches like that longer than the sandwich existed before that

  • @hpatdh077
    @hpatdh077 Před 4 lety +562

    1950: there will be flying cats.
    2019: the bread must be cut in squares, not triangles.

    • @lelekoJumboJet
      @lelekoJumboJet Před 4 lety +35

      flying cats lol

    • @tardaboveall491a
      @tardaboveall491a Před 4 lety +45

      The lack of flying cats is indeed a travesty. Or a blessing in disguise, depending on the mood of said cats.

    • @diabeticalien3584
      @diabeticalien3584 Před 4 lety +4

      Cats

    • @FeatheredLegs
      @FeatheredLegs Před 4 lety +13

      Ah yes, 1950...a magical time when one pondered - “as we look to the future I see Sir Fluffymuffin, up there, soaring through the clouds”.

    • @Andrei-oj1jz
      @Andrei-oj1jz Před 4 lety +2

      Flying cats 😂😂🤣

  • @RustalWolf
    @RustalWolf Před 2 lety +6

    Irish Gentleman: "Never cut sandwiches diagonally"
    Nick Fury: Damn right

  • @TandJgaming
    @TandJgaming Před 2 lety +3

    It’s a man that knows what he wants, I respect that.

  • @Stokie09123
    @Stokie09123 Před 4 lety +637

    Who knew the real sectarian divide in the island of Ireland was actually between those Staunch Triangularist Breadmen and Dissident Square Breadmen.

  • @rapha7567
    @rapha7567 Před 4 lety +871

    I feel like he sumoned a demon right before he cut his sandwich.

    • @dianeaishamonday9125
      @dianeaishamonday9125 Před 4 lety +37

      That's the Irish Gaelige language you rayciss

    • @jasonsmith7345
      @jasonsmith7345 Před 4 lety +22

      Diane Aisha Monday it was a joke. You see the ingredients to the sandwich are very basic. By basic I mean there are no exotic ingredients, there is absolutely nothing special about anything he just did. And it looked like he was casting the type of spell that turns mediocre items into luxury items. Like if somebody made my Hyundai Sonata feel like a Lexus. If I came up to you and was like “this Sonata is the best riding car you’ll see ride in” you would probably think I summoned a demon to do it. But it’s just a joke lol 😆.

    • @ashlingcollins6308
      @ashlingcollins6308 Před 4 lety +2

      lololo lollo how do we deserve it?! Or is that another joke because if it was it’s not funny at all

    • @lovesgnot2766
      @lovesgnot2766 Před 4 lety +5

      orange 😂

    • @rapha7567
      @rapha7567 Před 4 lety +11

      You guys are sad

  • @anthonycardenas4994
    @anthonycardenas4994 Před 2 lety +5

    This man is blessing his sandwiches with elvish prayers, livin his best life.

  • @WaRLoKWYATT
    @WaRLoKWYATT Před 2 lety +2

    I have literally watched this video at least 500 times. I've had in my 'Watch Later' folder for over a year and I share it periodically.

  • @PikminandOatchi
    @PikminandOatchi Před 4 lety +2304

    Not a single soul. This guy: "Bread was never meant to be triangular".

  • @iggystardust9236
    @iggystardust9236 Před 4 lety +107

    Lol this guy said he was just gonna replay his favorite parts of the video and just ended up repeating the whole thing.

  • @drewyoung6506
    @drewyoung6506 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Love him ❤

  • @militustoica
    @militustoica Před 2 lety +1

    Oh damn, the tingles hit for the first time in months for me.

  • @richardmarshall210
    @richardmarshall210 Před 3 lety +192

    I love how somewhere out there is a TV producer who declared that there just aren't enough sandwich making segments out there.

    • @Zyphorius
      @Zyphorius Před 2 lety +5

      Dammit Johnson, my cats like watching the Irish explain sandwich making and your programming suggestions have none of this. Fix it.

    • @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989
      @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 Před 2 lety

      @@Zyphorius we do make a good sarnie

  • @weehatch8330
    @weehatch8330 Před 4 lety +80

    "I'm not a regular sandwich maker" says man with really specific ways on how a sandwich should be made.

  • @ssboooy4153
    @ssboooy4153 Před 2 lety +3

    So I’m just assuming we all gotta have a whole cooked ham lying around at home

    • @marko7871
      @marko7871 Před 2 lety

      You would buy a convenient amount from the local butcher sure

    • @ssboooy4153
      @ssboooy4153 Před 2 lety +1

      @@marko7871 maybe. I would have to tell them not to cut it thin, as they resemble razor blades

  • @yoyomaa473
    @yoyomaa473 Před rokem +3

    I’m getting a screen shot of this video on a sweater for my fiancé for Christmas. As it’s one of our favourite videos :)

  • @bean_eater1209
    @bean_eater1209 Před 4 lety +132

    1:12 The other thing I do then is a couple tomatoes
    1:31 a couple ones
    2:24 another piece there, and another piece on that side
    3:05 the cut now (i think) and with that it's done
    3:31 everything
    3:36 so that's it
    I'll translate any Irish bits in this vid

  • @darraghmulhall5415
    @darraghmulhall5415 Před 4 lety +572

    he is an irish gaelic football commentator fyi

  • @cinnabarmoth6259
    @cinnabarmoth6259 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Dude Irish brown bread is genuinely crazy good

  • @Matt-qx3ne
    @Matt-qx3ne Před 2 lety +3

    "I don't make sandwiches that often BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T FUCK AROUND"

  • @rg4982
    @rg4982 Před 4 lety +436

    Off camera he eats triangular sandwiches and flogs himself

  • @TheBarroomHero321
    @TheBarroomHero321 Před 4 lety +438

    Brown bread, W H O O O O L L E M E A L D L

  • @ilovethelingo5677
    @ilovethelingo5677 Před rokem

    I so loved that video! I am so intrigued now!!

  • @dmitriymiretskiy717
    @dmitriymiretskiy717 Před 2 lety +1

    There is no such thing as the perfect sandwich, this man just shattered the fabric of space and time

  • @sterlinglongstrom7916
    @sterlinglongstrom7916 Před 3 lety +256

    “Substance to it” he said as 43 gallons of his saliva poured out onto the ham

    • @spunj
      @spunj Před 3 lety +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

    • @AHemphill
      @AHemphill Před 3 lety +1

      My thoughts exactly 😂😂

    • @j.pablop.1998
      @j.pablop.1998 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jayyy667
      @Jayyy667 Před 2 lety +2

      lolz

    • @mjay9038
      @mjay9038 Před 2 lety

      Haha 😂😂😂

  • @mikedeluca14
    @mikedeluca14 Před 4 lety +534

    He said he’s not a sandwich maker... he wasn’t lying

    • @trpl7
      @trpl7 Před 4 lety +38

      cmon mans he's doing his best

    • @bobmclennan1727
      @bobmclennan1727 Před 4 lety +62

      As someone said on the original video: that is an absolute car crash of a sandwich.

    • @SailfishSoundSystem
      @SailfishSoundSystem Před 4 lety +25

      That's the shittiest sandwich in all of Ireland.

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen Před 4 lety +2

      I know, that was a sad crumbly mess.......And the sandwich was bad too...

    • @tipperary1082
      @tipperary1082 Před 4 lety +7

      No he's not. But he is the greatest sports commentator of all time.

  • @SpartansAndHeroes
    @SpartansAndHeroes Před 2 lety +4

    The Ham is B O I L E D

  • @noahtemple8312
    @noahtemple8312 Před 2 lety

    This was truely inspirational. Thank you

  • @kyleman55555
    @kyleman55555 Před 4 lety +79

    This video has one of the best comment sections I’ve ever come across! If you’ve made it to the comments before you watch the video I highly recommend pausing it and having a read, the video will be much more enriching to your life after reading the comments.

  • @JohnNoonan1
    @JohnNoonan1 Před 4 lety +173

    This guy is a legendary sports commentator on Irish television and radio. He is ninety years old this year.

    • @Divine_R
      @Divine_R Před 3 lety +1

      Is he still alive? Hope he’s well

    • @zachhoward9099
      @zachhoward9099 Před 3 lety

      @@Divine_R he sure is and doing great from what I had read

    • @stevengruber57
      @stevengruber57 Před 3 lety +24

      @@zachhoward9099 People who eat triangular sandwiches die young

    • @Heidijames111
      @Heidijames111 Před 2 lety

      @@zachhoward9099 thank god