I'm someone who has no interest in actors and can only recognize the most famous ones by name, in other words, a cinema pleb. Yet I still laugh at all his references and name dropping jokes.
@@Daxank That is an incredibly ironic sentence. And probably true, as it would be regarding Sandler. Also, yes, I'm pretty sure he's aware of Cinema Snob. Seriously, given the fact that nearly all critics have trashed his films thus far (with the possible exception of Armond White), and he's neither an idiot nor oblivious to that fact.
Tyler motherfucking Perry. 4th richest director in Hollywood. A self made man if there ever was one. I may not like all of his movies, but he's definitely one of my heroes.
@@daniexmachinayou know that racist stereotype that only black people seem to really enjoy his movies, even when they’re trying not to? There’s some real truth to that, it’s honestly scary. I already know the writing in those Madea movies are so shit, but I still watch them and laugh at the funny big black woman beating the shit out of cops and bad children, but I think it’s still awesome he shouted out Brad…even though he probably doesn’t even remember saying this now
I don't want to scare anyone, but I'm going to give it to you straight about the Cinema Snob. His body was never recovered from the cinema after he died. And if you listen to the old timers in town, they'll tell you he's still out there...some sort of demented creature, surviving in the wilderness, full grown by now. Stalking...stealing what he needs, living off wild animals and vegetation. Some folks claim they've even seen him...right in this area. The girl who survived that night at AMC Showplace the day they showed TMNT, she claimed she saw him. She disappeared two months later. Vanished. Blood was everywhere. No one knows what happened to her. Legend has it that the Snob saw Oogieloves that night...and he took his revenge. A revenge that he'll continue to seek if anyone ever enters his wilderness again. And by now, I guess you all know, we're the first to return here. Five years...five long years he's been dormant...and he's hungry. The snob's out there...watching...always on the prowl for intruders. Waiting to kill...waiting to devour. Thirsty for young reviewers.
So Tyler Perry actually mentioned the Cinema Snob. How many Snob videos has he seen? Uh-oh, this means the next Madea film could guest star The Geek! You've doomed us all Brad!
You are confusing this film with "Silent Night, Deadly Night." The antagonist in "Silent Night, Deadly Night" is famous for saying "garbage day" while on his rampage. That character does not appear in "Slumber Party Massacre."
I am still in fricken AWE of finding out Rita Mae Brown wrote this movie.. I LOVED her Sneaky Pie Brown books as a teenager (I still do.. the nostalgia is strong).. GAHHHHH.. Geeking out! .. Man sometimes I think my love for the horror genre was just destiny.. I wasn't nearly as interested in it back then and it comes full circle anyway.. I know I sound retarded but seriously! She's still writing those Sneaky Pie Brown books too!! Admittedly I've fallen behind in the series, but this is definitely a sign that I need to catch up :) .. You made my friggen day Snob..
I was dying at "Denim Voorhees". Nice shoutout to Brinke Stevens, too--she, Debbie Rochon, Jill Schoelen, Deborah Foreman and Phoebe Cates are my dream '80s crushes.
“You sure girls don’t wanna split up like the guys did or are you having fun NOT being stupid?” Why does that summarize EVERY. SINGLE. Horror movie to exist?
I'm surprised he didn't point out that a slasher movie that was written by a feminist and directed by a woman, contains more sleaze and nudity than most 80s slashers.
He kinda brings up the fact she was a female activist and feminist etc in the beginning , it's not a topic I feel needs to be hammered home that much. There is so much more to be horrified by here.
Darren Moxam The high school shower scene, which wasn’t being sexualized in any way and had all of the girls covered up either by towels or the shower wall? God, just because a woman is in her bra or towel or is naked, it doesn’t have to be a sexual thing. God forbid a woman take a shower. You shouldn’t feel like a sexual predator just because women are casually talking in a shower room when there *isn’t even actual nudity shown* and any of the implied nudity is covered up. Besides, a number of feminists are for casual nudity due to the fact that women are often demonized and shamed for even wearing shorts that are “too short”, so even if there was nudity, it’s not even hypocrisy or ironic in any way. The fact of the matter is that there are many ways that people approach feminism and the way that most people (and especially men) think of it isn’t the reality.
yeah, a lot of feminists are in favor of treating women being topless the same way the law treats men being topless. The status quo "Oh no, that nipple is attached to someone with a vagina! It is an Illegal Nipple!" standard is...kinda weird if you think about it. Especially when transgender people come into play. When does a person transitioning from male-presenting to female-presenting have nipples that can't be shown in public?
These slasher reviews of yours never get old. In fact, they only get better with time. And the fact that you have a Siamese cat is just icing on this cake of perfection.🖤
And the day before my birthday! What a great present! I'm serious, too. I always love your work but I'm so glad you've moved away from religious films - at least for a while. There's so much hatred and willful ignorance spilling from those movies that I couldn't even finish watching a few of your reviews; I have no idea how you actually watched the full runtimes, more than once, to write your episodes.
No what it shows it that he'll parrot any greeting into a camera if you give him enough money. Like most C list celebs at a convention, that's what they're there for.
Do schools still have functioning showers for the students to use? Mine sure didn’t. It had a little area in the far corner with a cluster of sprinklers in the ceiling and I never saw anyone using it, especially after gym class
Perfect choice for the show. About time! The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) is just a wonderful guilty pleasure. Its one of the biggest "by-the-numbers" slasher films ever made, and that's saying something... But it delivers exactly what I paid for. Not too long, and never feels boring. A good cheesy flick to pop in and have a few laughs over... That Tyler Perry appearance... Holy shit! I never would have seen that coming. Way to go Yayo Gutierrez! I just hope Mr. Perry doesn't sue...
SPM is truly in my top 15 favorite films, slasher or otherwise. I have so many memories and joy connected to this and the sequel (I like Pt. 3 well enough, but I don’t love it, nor do I enjoy rewatching it like I do the first 2).
Earlier tonight, I attended a double-feature of this movie and "Ms. 45"! I still have a soft spot for the original "Slumber Party Massacre", especially it looks practically Oscar-worthy compared to the second one! And is just me, or did the scene in the basement directly inspire the scene from "Pulp Fiction" where Bruce Willis as Butch is trying to decide which weapon to use to save Marcellus? I'm convinced that Tarantino must have seen this movie first, I'd bet my life on it!
so i was watching some Powerdrill Massacre videos, and this came up.... I was pretty excited cuz i had completely forgotten about these. used to watch them religiously. Guess im binging this now =D
Heh, one of thew few times I've watched a Cinema Snob review of something I've actually seen before. The sequel seems weird, look forward to seeing that covered!
I can't be the only person who saw this in their feed and thought, "I thought he already reviewed this", right? (I think I was thinking of Las Vegas Bloodbath.)
Hilarious review can’t stop laughing throughout the video, fantastic job. Funny that girl is eating pizza from dead delivery pizza guy and her friends are disgusted by it too 😂.
I saw this movie, I think on either "Epix" on demand or "Fear.net"on demand. It was your typical slasher film with all of the traditional slasher movie tropes. Like the sexy girls (obviously played by women who are over 18), lots of gore, well done gore effects, and some decent jump scares.
"A scene like this would give modern horror film makers nightmares, it would make them lose their pg-13 rating" 100% truth
If I was in his position, I don't know if I'd be happy, depressed or terrified that Tyler Perry knows who I am.
I don't think he know's him, I think he was just told to say his name.
I thought it was Armond White.
Even if he knew who Cinema Snob was, Tyler Perry knows what kinds of films he's making, and he's not like Uwe Bol who actually beats up his critics
"Token, stop giving Tyler Perry money or he won't go away"
ah, the 80s....when 40 year olds pretended to be teenagers
And didn't go to jail for it
Yeah unlike today when they have 30 year olds playing high schoolers. Distasteful motherfuckers!
😒 Dammit im in my 40s now. I can’t pull it off.
@@randalgraves6979 why are you not at the video store!!??
Because its a chicken place and hasn’t existed for 12 years 🤨
I knew it! Brad and Tyler Perry have an intimate friendship!
Why else would Brad go see all of his movies and talk for hours about His work?!
Illuminati confirmed
Im personaly hearing the beggining saxophone from George Michaels-careless whisper
The Snob is now Madea Approved
At least he enjoys the reviews.
this is the only guy who make me laugh at jokes i don't even understand
This is what I've been thinking for years!
I'm someone who has no interest in actors and can only recognize the most famous ones by name, in other words, a cinema pleb. Yet I still laugh at all his references and name dropping jokes.
It's all in the delivery
Did Tyler Perry just say hi to the man who trashes his movies?
Yes... yes he did.
Do you think he knows about the review?
Honestly, I think even Tyler Perry knows his movies are trash. The man has too much talent to actually think his movies are good
@@Daxank That is an incredibly ironic sentence. And probably true, as it would be regarding Sandler.
Also, yes, I'm pretty sure he's aware of Cinema Snob. Seriously, given the fact that nearly all critics have trashed his films thus far (with the possible exception of Armond White), and he's neither an idiot nor oblivious to that fact.
Madea was good
Snob, you've officially made it, you're defined on Urban Dictionary
Was he not before? WTF?
Tyler motherfucking Perry. 4th richest director in Hollywood. A self made man if there ever was one.
I may not like all of his movies, but he's definitely one of my heroes.
I don't like a single thing he's been involved in. In any way
@@daniexmachinayou know that racist stereotype that only black people seem to really enjoy his movies, even when they’re trying not to? There’s some real truth to that, it’s honestly scary. I already know the writing in those Madea movies are so shit, but I still watch them and laugh at the funny big black woman beating the shit out of cops and bad children, but I think it’s still awesome he shouted out Brad…even though he probably doesn’t even remember saying this now
Strange. I thought most highly successful, rich people needed to get your approval firsrt.
I guess times are changing.
The best cinema snob episodes are the slasher movie reviews.
+MadelineTopper me too! His Friday the thirteenth reviews are pretty awesome. And the silent night deadly night series.
+MadelineTopper That's a dick!
The best reviews are indeed the slashers and the porn
+Butters Stotch Gotta love that mean old Cinema Scrooge.
I don't want to scare anyone, but I'm going to give it to you straight about the Cinema Snob. His body was never recovered from the cinema after he died. And if you listen to the old timers in town, they'll tell you he's still out there...some sort of demented creature, surviving in the wilderness, full grown by now. Stalking...stealing what he needs, living off wild animals and vegetation. Some folks claim they've even seen him...right in this area. The girl who survived that night at AMC Showplace the day they showed TMNT, she claimed she saw him. She disappeared two months later. Vanished. Blood was everywhere. No one knows what happened to her. Legend has it that the Snob saw Oogieloves that night...and he took his revenge. A revenge that he'll continue to seek if anyone ever enters his wilderness again. And by now, I guess you all know, we're the first to return here. Five years...five long years he's been dormant...and he's hungry. The snob's out there...watching...always on the prowl for intruders. Waiting to kill...waiting to devour. Thirsty for young reviewers.
This narrative is flawless.
Wasn't that set in a mine in Canada on Valentine's Day?
Love it. Hopefully the Snob will find a better mask than a sack soon.
This comment is art.
Think of this as my pitch to Brad. I want to see him make a Cinema Snob slasher film. :o)
So Tyler Perry actually mentioned the Cinema Snob. How many Snob videos has he seen? Uh-oh, this means the next Madea film could guest star The Geek! You've doomed us all Brad!
One day-- ha-ha! -- I'm gonna get that filthy animal.
It could be far worse than that, Tyler Perry will be dressed as Madea disguised as The Geek, with Kirk Cameron as a co-star
Madea vs. Nukie
Madea vs. Fat Grandma. Whoever wins, we get spanked.
I always loved the 80's slasher trope of people in their late 20's playing teenagers.
2:07 & 5:43
Hahahaha. The heading of the sign on the door reads: "Emergency Drill Procedure." HAHAHAHA!!
0:26 oooh... OOOH! OH MY GOD! THATS TYLER PERRY! OOOOOOOOOH!!!
And he said hi to the Cinema Snob!
hi cinema snob! XD
he sucks
I did not see that coming. Well at least he has some good taste.
I'd rather call it an odd struck...
Ironically, Rita Mae Brown also wrote a series about a cat who is also a detective.
KC was it Felidae?
KC
Babes and bullets? No wait that was a Garfield story nevermind
That Rod Serling impression was spot on.
2:28 THAT PALM TREE IS FREAKING HUGE
I honestly thought this was a re-upload before I clicked on it. Good to see Brad going back to the Cinema Snob's roots: porn and 80s slasher movies.
Well THAT opening was fucking surreal!
Now *THIS* is Classic Snob.
This was a terrible slasher movie, nobody said garbage day.
Tei Cherry No, but someone did say they were pretty.
And no one named Wes Romero.
You are confusing this film with "Silent Night, Deadly Night." The antagonist in "Silent Night, Deadly Night" is famous for saying "garbage day" while on his rampage. That character does not appear in "Slumber Party Massacre."
@@michaelerickson985 it’s part 2 where that line comes in
I think the original top comment is trolling 😂
I am still in fricken AWE of finding out Rita Mae Brown wrote this movie.. I LOVED her Sneaky Pie Brown books as a teenager (I still do.. the nostalgia is strong).. GAHHHHH.. Geeking out! .. Man sometimes I think my love for the horror genre was just destiny.. I wasn't nearly as interested in it back then and it comes full circle anyway.. I know I sound retarded but seriously! She's still writing those Sneaky Pie Brown books too!! Admittedly I've fallen behind in the series, but this is definitely a sign that I need to catch up :) .. You made my friggen day Snob..
You don't sound silly! Nothing wrong with loving what you like! ;)
Cheers from Canada
Fun fact: Nintendo was created in 1889. They sold playing cards.
Grimm Reaper All Will Pay Why?
What no driller reference, you're slipping snob
and no talking about said drills piercing the heavens
I laughed at the notice that read: Emergency Drill Procedure, beside the door at 5:43
Sly on the cover of Playgirl magazine? LMFAO!
Thanks again Snob (Brad). Your shows make my weeks better. Keep up the great work.
I was dying at "Denim Voorhees". Nice shoutout to Brinke Stevens, too--she, Debbie Rochon, Jill Schoelen, Deborah Foreman and Phoebe Cates are my dream '80s crushes.
Yes! I've been waiting for you to cover the Slumber Party Massacre/Sorority House Massacre series.
Say hi to cinema snob
hi snimina sob
Hides enema's knob
Hi Cinnamon's Nob!
who was that guy?... wait nvm
Hi, 2 Cinema Snob.
“You sure girls don’t wanna split up like the guys did or are you having fun NOT being stupid?”
Why does that summarize EVERY. SINGLE. Horror movie to exist?
8:19 "I'm used to people walking up behind me and chopping a snail with a meat cleaver!" xDDDD
The knife-wielding neighbor must have seen "Turbo."
Excellent as usual. Snobs truly are the best people...
You had me aat "mouth full of bubble tape"
Six feet of bubble gum for you!
Not zombies!
Oh boy, can't wait for the Slumber Party Massacre 2 episode. One of my favorite movies.
Please o Please do Part 2!!!!!!
Just for the musical number alone!
I remember renting this back in the 80's and ordering pizza at the same time.
Once again, Cinema Snob manages to make an amazing video on like, a two dollar budget.
I'm surprised he didn't point out that a slasher movie that was written by a feminist and directed by a woman, contains more sleaze and nudity than most 80s slashers.
Because it kinda doesn't contain more sleaze and nudity than most 80s slasher movies. Both are kinda standard in this movie.
Why would that have to be pointed out? You just have a gripe with whatever your definition of feminist is.
He kinda brings up the fact she was a female activist and feminist etc in the beginning , it's not a topic I feel needs to be hammered home that much. There is so much more to be horrified by here.
Darren Moxam
The high school shower scene, which wasn’t being sexualized in any way and had all of the girls covered up either by towels or the shower wall? God, just because a woman is in her bra or towel or is naked, it doesn’t have to be a sexual thing. God forbid a woman take a shower.
You shouldn’t feel like a sexual predator just because women are casually talking in a shower room when there *isn’t even actual nudity shown* and any of the implied nudity is covered up.
Besides, a number of feminists are for casual nudity due to the fact that women are often demonized and shamed for even wearing shorts that are “too short”, so even if there was nudity, it’s not even hypocrisy or ironic in any way. The fact of the matter is that there are many ways that people approach feminism and the way that most people (and especially men) think of it isn’t the reality.
yeah, a lot of feminists are in favor of treating women being topless the same way the law treats men being topless.
The status quo "Oh no, that nipple is attached to someone with a vagina! It is an Illegal Nipple!" standard is...kinda weird if you think about it.
Especially when transgender people come into play. When does a person transitioning from male-presenting to female-presenting have nipples that can't be shown in public?
Huh, this Night Trap movie is interesting
But unfortunately they cut the scene of Dana Plato being killed in the bathroom by ninjas armed with a post-apocalyptic drill.
These slasher reviews of yours never get old. In fact, they only get better with time. And the fact that you have a Siamese cat is just icing on this cake of perfection.🖤
The cat is pissed because he showed up to the jump scare late .
That's gold Jerry, Gold .
And the day before my birthday! What a great present!
I'm serious, too. I always love your work but I'm so glad you've moved away from religious films - at least for a while. There's so much hatred and willful ignorance spilling from those movies that I couldn't even finish watching a few of your reviews; I have no idea how you actually watched the full runtimes, more than once, to write your episodes.
Tyler Perry giving a shout out to the Cinema Snob? :Suddenly smacked in the face at the idea AND seeing it happen: His movies may suck... but nice. XD
Agreed, but still, surprising. (Though i enjoy him in "Gone Girl")
Not sure killing a cable installer is a crime.
It's a public service.
Been waiting for you to review this for a long time. Awesome!
I needed this, Brad. Thanks.
Tyler Perry? Why am I suddenly terrified?
Hilarious as always Brad. Watching a Snob video always makes my day a little better.
Ah, I see someone made a movie about doing a Carl mask playthrough of Hotline Miami.
woo-hoo!!! It's about time u reviewed this lil 80's gem! thnx man!!
"She's trying to put a hotdog in his eye, because that's what abstinence programs taught in the 80s."
That's still what they teach.
Saw this in the up next so coming back to this review again. Brad’s reviews are worth rewatching
Hey Brad you finally uploaded this, nice
This is my favorite cinema snob episode, i love it!
At least it was cool from Tyler Perry to acknowledge you
No what it shows it that he'll parrot any greeting into a camera if you give him enough money. Like most C list celebs at a convention, that's what they're there for.
Is it just me, or did he think the guy holding the camera was The Cinema Snob?
+Harvey Milk
Sure. Siskel and Ebert got talked about all the time way back when.
Vote for Brad as the next Rod Serling.
They never explain how he goes around w/a long ass power chord everywhere he goes? I mean, huh?
If only she read the Emergency Drill Procedure at 5:43
5:43 Hah! Emergency *drill* procedure! I see what you did there, movie!
Gotta love those Carrie references.
still better than driller killer
I am still waiting for Brad to do the Hellraiser-Movies. One day.........
Seven down, three to go.
Do schools still have functioning showers for the students to use? Mine sure didn’t. It had a little area in the far corner with a cluster of sprinklers in the ceiling and I never saw anyone using it, especially after gym class
Well, now you REALLY can't cross Alex Cross anymore.
Still better than the 2019 remake of Black Christmas.
Well, that is just unfair. Like saying that a hamburger is better then scorched molten plastic.
@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253🤣
Ah the 80's, when you could pretend to be a 18 year old while being 40 and not get arrested.
Perfect choice for the show. About time!
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) is just a wonderful guilty pleasure. Its one of the biggest "by-the-numbers" slasher films ever made, and that's saying something... But it delivers exactly what I paid for. Not too long, and never feels boring. A good cheesy flick to pop in and have a few laughs over...
That Tyler Perry appearance... Holy shit! I never would have seen that coming. Way to go Yayo Gutierrez! I just hope Mr. Perry doesn't sue...
6:25 "My blue balls are starting to get splinters!"
aaand the review comes full circle, right back to TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.
5:54 anyone else catch the emergency "drill" procedures lol
Did anyone else think that Brad sounded like Mayor Quimby at the start of the video?
James Rolfe always wins, baby.
5:58 i thought the licence plate said something for a second. isol8ed. maybe it says isol8el.
Snob, you've finally made it.
Brad always looking like Walter White...
That opening... holy shit nice job!
SPM is truly in my top 15 favorite films, slasher or otherwise. I have so many memories and joy connected to this and the sequel (I like Pt. 3 well enough, but I don’t love it, nor do I enjoy rewatching it like I do the first 2).
8:52 So it was Rod Serling the whole Time?!
that turtles thing killed me
Earlier tonight, I attended a double-feature of this movie and "Ms. 45"! I still have a soft spot for the original "Slumber Party Massacre", especially it looks practically Oscar-worthy compared to the second one! And is just me, or did the scene in the basement directly inspire the scene from "Pulp Fiction" where Bruce Willis as Butch is trying to decide which weapon to use to save Marcellus? I'm convinced that Tarantino must have seen this movie first, I'd bet my life on it!
4:45 Do, they? DO THEY DAMMIT, MAN, TELL ME!
I genuinely thought the "What the fuck?" moment at the end of the video was hilarious. 😂
Probably one of the best episodes until now, hahaha
so i was watching some Powerdrill Massacre videos, and this came up....
I was pretty excited cuz i had completely forgotten about these. used to watch them religiously. Guess im binging this now =D
Oh man...I love your videos. Also funny you like pieces too ;)
Awsome review!
Heh, one of thew few times I've watched a Cinema Snob review of something I've actually seen before. The sequel seems weird, look forward to seeing that covered!
Where can I watch that Tyler Perry interview in full?
It’s back! Yey!!!
7:47 Cheeky Stallone mag
17:15 is how my face has been for 27 years due to this sequel
I can't be the only person who saw this in their feed and thought, "I thought he already reviewed this", right? (I think I was thinking of Las Vegas Bloodbath.)
one pissed off cat because he arrived to the jump scare too late. funny review. thank you cinema snob.
I love these vids
I remember when the Cinema Snob wasn't cool....Tyler Perry has changed you!
but seriously that's awesome he said hi haha
Hilarious review can’t stop laughing throughout the video, fantastic job. Funny that girl is eating pizza from dead delivery pizza guy and her friends are disgusted by it too 😂.
I saw this movie, I think on either "Epix" on demand or "Fear.net"on demand. It was your typical slasher film with all of the traditional slasher movie tropes. Like the sexy girls (obviously played by women who are over 18), lots of gore, well done gore effects, and some decent jump scares.