Oh like from that meme with the guy with the comically large spoon haha why am I thinking about a comically large french fry thing from Good Burger that I may or may not have made up I think it's real though
It made no sense why he would react that way. We use the phrase "pissing me off" all the time in the US. We just don't use "taking the piss," and "to be pissed" means angry, not drunk.
@@iknowimgaywhenimsayingthis9059 yeah cuz there’s one American accent. There the fucking Boston, New York accent(several within the city), Midwest, South, Texas, PNW, California(Surfer -SoCal), California(Bay Area), so try to elaborate buddy. Nobody likes the Yorkshire or geordie accent either fam. I’d rather have any American accent than a fucking Essex accent that gives me AIDS
Maybe because this a skit of a Yank being in the UK......can't bring your freedom over here to shoot out of a car window for protection. Up close and personal unless you come across one of the guys carrying a 50+ year sawn off
@@defunctaccount1944 they are gruesome but they are not scary when you live in a country where everyone carries guns including criminals that can literally take your whole damn head off.
Everyone a roadman until the american pulls out "freedom" from his bag Edit: geez i never thought this will has this much likes and the pirate kid in the replies chill
@@periodic98 I had I knife pulled on me on three different occasions. I pulled out a knife as well and that quickly de escalated the situation and I'm still breathing bro. Criminals look for soft targets, if you put up a fight or challenge them they will most likely back off.
@@italoarias1 it means what hood or ends are you from cuz you might be an opp or an easy target. Plus they’ll pull out their gigantic knives and try to shank you
Those downtown abbey roadman make me extremely nervous. They got pocket full of scones and you don't want to cross them when they're feeling "quite peckish." Plus their ops are bangers & mash
My first thought was "downtown abbey sounds like the most innocent downtown ever. I'm probably wrong" and then I kept reading and I'm sorry but everything you said was adorable. Pocket full of scones, quite peckish? Bruh
@@averagejoe6352 Yh your Nd guy with a gun could take out 40 lads. Yh big up call of duty max ammo he’s gots shots for days. I think your the dopey lad here
@@lore2458 yh an American is getting a strap here just for holiday…. Lol Americans will be unarmed in England I want to see them getting their wap through the airport
British “Roadman”: ima attack you with a spoon mate then ima steal your wata American Gangster: pulls out his heater and shoots Prince Fredrick of oi bruv land
nigga a Roadman will pull out a foot long sword and pierce yo fucking heart lol. I'm exaggerating but still the knives they use are pretty fuckin large
@@lore2458 yeah since niggas here be carrying guns 24/7. Everybody and they momma got a gun nowadays. Overpowered weapons aside, who would win in a fist fight? UK gangsta or the US gangsta? The results seem 50/50 to me cuz I’m convinced neither of em can rlly fight without weapons. The only rappers I know with martial arts experience are 50 cent and Bugzy Malone
As a Londoner this really made me laugh! Although, to be fair, when I lived in Brixton there was a fatal stabbing in the council estate across the road. It was really weird to walk out my front door and see the same crime tape that was on the evening news the night before
America: Thugs peacefully armed with gun
UK: Roadmen violently armed with spoon
Peacefully lmao
😂
@Uzi Khan clearly not. America is a hoodlum shithole and its clear as day.
@@mr.sparrow2368 clear as chewsday?
@@ratkiller6237 lol innit
Roadmen always got the weirdest drip tho
ok roadman
WHY ARE YOU HERE
Are you just commenting on every video you see
Shut the fuck up you say erb while we say herb BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING H you say WADOR BODLE
Hi
Man said “did I STUTHER”💀
@@Urfavvmali456 *cant*
average London moment
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, I want to instantly reply, " No, but you lisp." 😂
british dental problems causing speech issues moment
“Remember what I told you”
“Er….. NoTiNgHaM fOrEsT”
South....ham...
crystal palace
Uhhh....manchespur city
I blew snot out my nose thanks a lot
Ahh West Ham
“Where’s your phone, I need the time”
*stares at sun aggressively* “somewhere around noon”
I’ve done that before, they didn’t find it very funny
your eyes wont like that
As if to imply the sun exists in the UK. How laughable!
Why is dis yute roleplaying smh
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Part 2: When the American comes back to London but he packs some heat.
Bruh make this lol
You gotta help me write how he got the heat through airport security though 😂
Nerf Gun Camo @Chewkz
@@Chewkz by packaging mail rofl
How the hell u gonna get a gun over here
"Well, we call it socce-"
Spongebob narrator: Two thousand stabs later...
😂😂😂😂 THE BEST COMMENT
1 gunshot later...
Ikkr
he does the american accent so good i can’t even tell he’s trying to do one
You're joking.
@@nicholas104 yeah..😂😂 i realized my mistake
Fr
@@quixy4089 what mistake? His American accent is actually really good
@@ditdutdat He hade me fooled, sounds like someone from the East Coast
That’s a pretty big spoon, one might even say it’s comically large
Looks like a shovel to me.
Only a spoonful
Thats what she said
Oh like from that meme with the guy with the comically large spoon haha why am I thinking about a comically large french fry thing from Good Burger that I may or may not have made up I think it's real though
@@ZekSanchez Nothing is real
Road man heard him say Arsenal and was like, "I don't need to do anything, he's already suffering"😂
Lol facts
At least it’s not man united😂😂
Not anymore
Lol 😆 epic
@@heshan810 4-0 baby
The lisp- 💀😭
Bro was spraying harder than a hurricane
Tyson
Cody Rhodes
This should be the offical british tourism guide video
I agree mate
"I'll shank you! Welcome to London fam" - London Chamber of Commerce & Industry
The "DID I STUTTER??!" part always gets me, unbelievable
Ikr, I couldn’t help but laugh at that. It sounds so funny. 😂
Fuck that bit killed me 🤣😂
@@narnia1233 what's so funny about it? It sounds perfectly normal...
@@livedandletdie really he is like saying it with his tongue😂😂😂
Got flashbacks from The Office
I'm interested to see a roadman in the hoods of America I wonder how long he'll live 🤔
Not very...
Not much. U.K gang just know knives. U.S.A gang shoot always.
@bbthcee you said not much do you mean not long
@@blackazzjoey395 did you go to school
@bbthcee "us gang shoot always" dude is pretty illiterate
"Ain't nobody doing no pissing dawg" - Every American talking to a British person at some point
Well we understand pissing someone off, its more like the phrase: "You takin a piss fam?" Or something like that that wouldn't make as much sense.
or an American in London
@@Nekesu or “the piss”
It made no sense why he would react that way. We use the phrase "pissing me off" all the time in the US.
We just don't use "taking the piss," and "to be pissed" means angry, not drunk.
True, roadmen are scary bc it’s hard to understand what they talking about.
Man thats just crackhead rules. Don't make eye contact, act like you're deaf, and be on your way.
Yea I couldn't follow any of that dialog
@@adriancontreras1880you're obviously really stupid.
Now do the one where a British 'roadman' steps into literally any hood in the u.s. 🤣🤣
No shanking will be done here in USA I can assure that
@@Commander_Reid you might see a blade or 2 but thats bc bro didn't level up his character yet
Its shoot or be shot over here 💀
@@shadowsnipes9242 nar it aint use ar all shitty arsed
@@6nrf9zaza58 pretty sure you can get sued for not including a seizure warning before you type some shit like that
Always carry a Bo'Oh'O'wa'Aer for your own safety
The floor atcher feet is just littered with discarded consonants, innit mate?😆
On chewsdays especially
@@pradashwaii7792 Must bring biscuits aswell
Yall wanna help me fuck mahhhh cooosin, hate American accent hahah
@@iknowimgaywhenimsayingthis9059 yeah cuz there’s one American accent. There the fucking Boston, New York accent(several within the city), Midwest, South, Texas, PNW, California(Surfer -SoCal), California(Bay Area), so try to elaborate buddy. Nobody likes the Yorkshire or geordie accent either fam. I’d rather have any American accent than a fucking Essex accent that gives me AIDS
“Yo welcome to London Fam!”
**Shanks him Afterwards anyways**
“DID I STUH-AH” had me rolling
fRRRReedom in le pocket
why do you pronounce the R’s so heavily
The lisp on "did I stutter" actually made me laugh for the first time in days. Thanks 😂🤣
What's the matter Alice?
STU'UH
I think you mean fiRRRst time in days
I’m so impressed by how he can do different voices and accents so well
He is British. He fakes an American accent. I couldn’t believe it!
@@Bxdlmbstx then why is he going *thhhhhhhh* when he’s speaking “like a roadman” like that’s how they actually speak
He’s just that good!
@@haydenlloyd4543 he can do a better American accent than a Roadmen accent
As a Black American, I can confirm his "Brooklyn" Accent is subpar
Bro was about to get robbed by the British Mike Tyson 💀
this is the only comment I’ve laughed at so far
I’m wondering why the American didn’t have a 9mm gun loaded with freedom in his pocket?
It would probably be 45. ACP to be extra American
@@Mauiwitaacog 50. cal to be extra American
Cause he a looong way from home, fam
Maybe because this a skit of a Yank being in the UK......can't bring your freedom over here to shoot out of a car window for protection. Up close and personal unless you come across one of the guys carrying a 50+ year sawn off
@@fablenumber1fan I mean a real thug wouldn’t take no shit, knife or not. He would die before he acted like a bitch. I’ve seen it too much.
“Ain’t nobody doing no pissin’, dawg,” is one of the best lines I have ever heard. Gotta use that one 😆
The vibe gives off an early 2000s horror video game
This guy should get hired as a actor in movies. He’s so good and can do a excellent American accent 😂😂
Its funny that british people think thugs gon be scared of a knife, lmao
Shut the fuck up honestly knives are fucking horrendously gruesome
@@defunctaccount1944 they are gruesome but they are not scary when you live in a country where everyone carries guns including criminals that can literally take your whole damn head off.
@@defunctaccount1944 chill man. Knives are just not as scary as a gun. I much rather get mugged by a dude with a knife than a gun
@@defunctaccount1944 as opposed to the perfectly clean wounds of 9mm hollowpoints
@@nipplecream3099 lmfaooo right
Everyone a roadman until the american pulls out "freedom" from his bag
Edit: geez i never thought this will has this much likes and the pirate kid in the replies chill
lmao
@Matt Garon *UK brexits the chat*
Lmao that's good asf
W
I laughed way to hard
did I STUTTER😭😭😭😭😭killed me
You know what makes me stutter? That bloody dreading looking baby in your photo staring into my soul 😰
Sounds like a Roadman Mike Tyson.
He's lucky that he is not a Tottenham fan
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m sry for being slow af…. but who’s that?
@@nerissaalveraz556 a football team
@@nerissaalveraz556 a football club
That squeal gets me every time
Are you Louis Theroux with the BBC ?
@@gandalfstormcrow7943 I wish
What?
What are you talking about?
when man says "Where`s your phone? ineed the time..." that is the polite way of robbing,
I watched this 5 times just for that scream
the “don’ PISS me off fam” part always gets me 😂😂😂
"Get pissed" means very different things in English and American.
If that question was about a team that would be playing in the Champions League next season it would be a lot better
Arse-anal in champions league?
DID I STUTTER??!! I haven't heard that in tiiiiiiiiiime!!!! Was lovely!
This guy’s got the same weird humor as I do. That’s why I find him so hilarious
Highly doubt an American thug would react in such a way.
frfr
He'd probably bitch slap the roadman. Someone flexing with a knife or a spoon is child's play in the state's.
@@dustycover3015 well he would be dead.
@@periodic98 the roadman that is
@@periodic98 I had I knife pulled on me on three different occasions. I pulled out a knife as well and that quickly de escalated the situation and I'm still breathing bro. Criminals look for soft targets, if you put up a fight or challenge them they will most likely back off.
If you’re ever in London and hear: “Oi, where you from big man”, don’t look, just run.
Well, i will reply "im from Russia" with thick slav accent
I’m def gon run
@@italoarias1 it means what hood or ends are you from cuz you might be an opp or an easy target. Plus they’ll pull out their gigantic knives and try to shank you
@@donathan2933 omg I didn't know when I was in London
@@JP.09. what part of London tho? I’m usually referring to the South parts
Those downtown abbey roadman make me extremely nervous. They got pocket full of scones and you don't want to cross them when they're feeling "quite peckish." Plus their ops are bangers & mash
My first thought was "downtown abbey sounds like the most innocent downtown ever. I'm probably wrong" and then I kept reading and I'm sorry but everything you said was adorable. Pocket full of scones, quite peckish? Bruh
_Rally 'round the roadman…_
_Wif' a pocketful of scones!_
😂
That scream is perfect
Alternative ending: Brooklyn dude gets pissed and pulls out a 9 and starts roasting the roadman
And then about 40 mans come down for the british lad to back him. You don’t know nothin 🤣
@@bunchofneeks8018 you’re trying to argue a group of guys with knives could take on a guy with a gun… not the brightest brit are you
Ayo fr fr Brooklyn gon get dat strap and roast him and man even if them “roadmen” come creepin out da bush like rats mans finna pop em all
@@Mayix04 Yh your deffo from the hood you know the ins and outs talking like a muppet on a CZcams vid. Bud you’d get battered
@@averagejoe6352 Yh your Nd guy with a gun could take out 40 lads. Yh big up call of duty max ammo he’s gots shots for days. I think your the dopey lad here
WAIT ARSENAL… just hit him a couple times to get him thinking straight
You play Roblox...
@@Astronomiez and
@@Jaleng368 lol you play Roblox.
@@Jaleng368 lol he plays roblox
@@KalHiwatari AND
Man the ahhh finished me off 😆😅🤣☠️
Bro got me in the end😂
Should have said Italy to unlock bad ending
Roadmen sound like a mike tyson with a British accent
I can see this being the opening to a U.K. GTA game
We need to bring back The Getaway.
only fucking legends know about The Gateway @@RobertPayne556
Yeah, I dunno, getting shanked with a spoon seems worse than getting shanked with a knife.
Oh so thats what a roadman is
As soon as I saw the roadman costume and mannerisms I started laughing so hard at this. Been binge watching your videos and you’re very funny!
The name roadman seems kinda like a name of a horror character
I suppose that is indeed the intention behind the nomenclature…
It reminded me of the Country Road Creature when I heard the name
Non white teen is NOT the preferred nomenclature
Roadman plz
The thug reminds of Mike Tyson with the way he speaks man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist: the roadman was actually Mike Tython
Genuinely had a crazy dickhead pull a spoon on me coming off the tube last week. This is too accurate 🤦♂️.
“What endssstthhh!?” 😂😂😂
whomst'd've?
The scream always gets me
we up quick n you can’t outrun a bullet 😂
“I’LL SHANK YOU, FAM!”
“CHING”
*dies in London*
Dies in British
@@greyvisionmusic 🤣
“Mike Thyson”
Why his eyes split when he said "Don't PISSTH me off fam!" ????😂
“Aint nobody doin no pissing dawg”. LMAO your a god
Road man are just chefs with spoons don’t worry
Finally you used google translate
Yes. We use spoons
You mean *"chavs"*
guns exist in this country
you people confuse my bullpup L85A2 oh wait- you don’t know what a bullpup is
as someone who lives in london i can confirm this is accurate as hell to the point a normal person like me knows the roadman language thoroughly
Only inaccuracy is the spoon
So they really are clowns huh
@@Lo33y_ Bruv, mandem use a ladle, innit.
Well road men took a lot of slang from Toronto and NYC and some of their own mixed it together and created the roadman slang
@@ipeed they didn't.
- “ Did I stutter? “
Stanley from the office😂
This the video that started this guy's career
How it really would've happened:
"Ima get my shank right now"
"That's cute Harry Potter"
*Pulls out glock*
O say can you see...
*Immediately gets arrested*
@@feckusmaximus3234 *But at the end of the day, one of them is alive and the other is dead*
@Daisy Mae it's called illegally
@@lore2458 yh an American is getting a strap here just for holiday…. Lol
Americans will be unarmed in England I want to see them getting their wap through the airport
I watched this like a million times now I can’t stop laughing
So you watched it a million times before it tickled you?
@@beholdtheman3161 man’s got fast ignition
“Wot don’t PITHHHH me off fam” 😂
Brings the British guy to Chicago and all he hears are those amazing city "firework" welcome to America 😂
"Ain't nobody doing no pissing" was probably the best line
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: *American thug shoots roadman with an 1911*
Bro was scared cuz he thought he had a gun its muscle memory over here
"what ends you from my g"
instantly shot
Wonder how long a roadman will live if he came to America’s hood probably like a min or two 😂😂😭
America? The home of the color fashion gangs? 🤣🤣
Bro roadmen ain’t gang members they’re edgy chavs our gangs are just like the us they’re just more secretive cus guns are cracked down on harder here
Id say they get shot stepping off the plane
British “Roadman”: ima attack you with a spoon mate then ima steal your wata
American Gangster: pulls out his heater and shoots Prince Fredrick of oi bruv land
Ong
@Cool Dood 🧢
nigga a Roadman will pull out a foot long sword and pierce yo fucking heart lol. I'm exaggerating but still the knives they use are pretty fuckin large
@@rickyronny4019 and the American is going to pull up with a modern warfare Loadout
@@lore2458 yeah since niggas here be carrying guns 24/7. Everybody and they momma got a gun nowadays. Overpowered weapons aside, who would win in a fist fight? UK gangsta or the US gangsta? The results seem 50/50 to me cuz I’m convinced neither of em can rlly fight without weapons. The only rappers I know with martial arts experience are 50 cent and Bugzy Malone
This dude 🤪 😜 😆 🤣 😂 is crazy I'm dying laughing
Basically the road man brought a knife to a gun fight
"I'll Thank You!"
Having a southern drawl grants you +3 charisma in the UK.
Blooming southerners and northerners both -10000 everything. Middles where it’s at
@@adamcarson3871 The midlands? Birmingham?
Interesting...not hard to imagine why.
@@davidwuhrer6704 exactly
@@adamcarson3871 he’s talking about the US south.
"what endz ya from"
"the end of mans life blud"
the scream when he whipped out the "shank" 💀
Roadman: "wuh, I'll shank you!"
American: *Laughs in Beretta*
At least he died laughing.
Laughs in Italian
Man being part of a new sensation is absolutely wonderful. 😂😂 "Aaaaaaahhhh" great acting.
As a Londoner this really made me laugh!
Although, to be fair, when I lived in Brixton there was a fatal stabbing in the council estate across the road. It was really weird to walk out my front door and see the same crime tape that was on the evening news the night before
Mike Tyson:ah.... competithon
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nobody gonna talk about the fact that man's got a spoon on him in public?
Love it when he said "I'll shanqu"
Road man sounds like mike tyson
A cat and a fish once screamed:
"HE'S GOT A SPOON!"
"Such violence..."
*both faint*
He didn’t take them seriously.
*Until..*
“Ayup!”
We need a roadman in Brooklyn
They way they act talk and behave
From what I've seen in the media, you already have them.
We need one in Chicago and Detroit too.
@@dustycover3015 Bro you can't have shit in detroit
y'all got Roadman in Brooklyn? How do they act?
"Yo, welcome to London, fam!!!"
Me: "change my plane ticket to NOW!!!"
Bros got that road man lisp 💀
Whenever roadmen say a word that starts with P, you already know there's gonna be a loud pop
“Ill shank you”
*laughs in 3d printed pistol*
Roadmap:”ILL SHANK RIGHT NOW”
American thug: _pulls_ _out_ _a-k47_
_with_ _tweleve_ _gauge_ _barrel_
Everybody gangster til a cartel member shows up