Americans vs. Europeans in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (VOD)
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- čas přidán 7. 03. 2023
- Recorded on 03/01/2023
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Zorbeez interrupting the anthem was a total European moment
Adds are american thing. We dont have superbawl ad-show.
@@olenhol2przez4 bruh that spelling :(
@@AdminAbuse extra patriotic speling
@@AdminAbuse Generally not a good thing to shame Europeans spelling because English is probably this dudes third language.
@@krishanson5503 that sounds like a skill issue tbh
Gotta love the one Danish dude in chat occasionally cussing out the Norwegians. Ah, classic European unity.
The only thing Europeans hate more than their neighbours are non-europeans
No one will ever hate the europeans as much as other europeans
Classic European mutual disrespect.
46:55
Doug dressed as an American, saluting in British
He was secretly rigging it for us
"Poggers"
- George Washington, 2023
I feel sad that Doug’s learned Leonardo da Vinci’s name, I miss Ronaldo da Vinci
We only lost because we’re not used to having limits to our military budget 🇺🇸
@@noonecareswhatyouthink - european
Technically we won because we pay for the entirety of Europe's defense anyways
thank you for funding our militarys and not your healthcare
@@orange8175 You’re welcome. (Though I wish we would, we likely never will.)
Spoiler
“Nikola Tesla was Croatian” -chat
“Yeah thats a city in Ohio”- Doug
He was a Croatian-American so he was partly right.
Strangely the americans kept sending guns but not enough shields to allow the guns to really shine
"3 ballistas, I hear they're really fun to have sex in" was so out of left field, I cracked up hard.
*Me wanting to watch DougDoug*
*Me as a European:* ...
This is such a great community, ever since I found his vids when he was doing "explained with food" I have always loved every video he sent out. The community is so great and provides half of the laughs I have when watching. Doug is by FAR my favorite youtuber, but sadly I don't think he returns it because I am poor and we all know Doug despises poor people. Oh and another thing, the memes that chat makes, you could have a very off topic thing said once in a vod and chat makes it a lifetime meme (i.e. divorce, poor people, etc, etc) Doug is so friendly to his chat that it makes you feel like your his close friend even though you've never met him before, and that's how you know a youtuber made it. Long live the shit king!
He's the most unique streamer in my opinion. The way he codes mods into games to get chat involved is amazing. Definitely deserves all the success he has gotten.
This needs to be made a video on the main channel, it´s actual gold
doug : "Let's have europe and america fight"
also doug : "no guns this time"
All of America (-lobotomites) : "You've yeed your last haw"
Doug: There isn't really anyone who people think of as the "Father of Europe" other than Caesar.
Charlemagne: And I took that personally.
Papa Bonaparte
Europe needed an army consisting of 1 healer (pope) 1 king (chat emperor) and rest are Valkyries (girl boss army)
And one Zeus (God emperor)
as an Australian, I can say that to me at least you all are walking talking archetypes.
V E G E M I T E
A koalas hands typed this
@@ajrk95 How did you know?
@@TheLegendaryLlama There's only one answer...
THEIR A KOALA!
Starts at 42:24
You dropped this 👑
+2
I love how doug fits in hobbits wherever he can representing something that's a staple to both American and European culture, poverty!!
That side character is still talking smh
Wait, I live in Doug's attic... I don't want this many new roommates
44:13 idk man looks like youtube to me
There are no such ting as a "Father of Europe". Every single country has their own "origin story" and identity. But some people who could represent Europe would be either Napoleon, Caesar, Charlemagne or the Pope.
I feel like Churchill would have been a great pick too
Charlemagne? That guy ruined Europe! He slaughtered the innocent and forced people against their will under his oppressive rule!
Charles the Great on the other side was a great guy as his name suggests, he defeated the wicked and lawless and united people under his tight leadership.
Well, so did Caesar and Napoleon as well. The reason I mentioned those three was because they had empires. And all three of them did the same. All empires does.
Wrong. The father of Europa is Agenor, the king of Tyre. Greek mythology says so.
It was the neanderthals since they were there before humans and crossbred with them creating europeans
Certified unbiased Douglas moment
I'm sick right now and Doug's streams have really been helping me
I think a doctor would be more qualified
@@purplejay8030 but doug's mom is a doctor, he's qualified
Get well soon
The zorbeez ad interrupting the American anthem really says a lot about the current capitalistic state of the US.
This was a wild stream as a danish dougdoug viewer
classic doug video where he spends like 30 minutes setting up something that doesn't matter literally at all
I never realized doug was a sentient bell pepper , thought he was a weirdly shaped apple
Tbh, you could make a clip on youtube of just the chaos of the anthem at the start and that alone is the perfect video xD
I fell asleep while auto play was on. Snapped awake during the kazoo national anthem and flipped shit
Zorbeez are as American as guns, cheeseburgers, and bald eagles.
@@liamsteamwalsh8421eagles and “peace signs” are very “German”
They were laughing at your British salute.
Doug you should do this again but have it be twitch chat Vs Silly Snack who can talk through chat GPT
Doug should have made the Americans blue and Europe Red. Red is the color of communism and the redcoats. America wore blue in the revolutionary war.
True, the red in the flags of many European countries like Germany, Andorra, Austria, Denmark or France does indeed symbolize communism and redcoats.
But at least blue is also the symbol of the European Union and Americans often wore a red cap ("Liberty cap") as a symbol of the fight against enslavement by the monarchy and freedom of bondage. But once the independence was secured it became less popular, because it was based on the caps freed Roman slaves got as a symbol of their liberation and the Americans realized that they heavily depended on slavery and that such a symbol would give the wrong ideas... . Well.
tbut the eus flag is blue so its also very fiiting for europe
@@Kuhmuhnistische_Partei the Phrygian cap is French tho
1:51:54
Oh damn, dats me
POG
46:20 God Bless America o7
i've never been more proud to be European
In 2043 Doug will have a Channel called dougdougdougdougdougdougdougdougdoug
Charlemagne the Great has been called the "father of Europe" so he would probably been a better pick for a Europe Representative.
best moment was at 1:55:00 or thereabouts when the BGE music came on in the background!! pogchamp for dough dough dough
How long before Doug stops showing up to streams and just let's chat do it's own thing
cant wait for the DougDougDougDougDougDougDougDougDoug channel
Love that the Eu anthem is a Swiss peoduct trully a plus sign moment
As a swiss, that Ricola commercial was probably my favorite part
11:17 Poor sammyshades says Hi in chat just a few seconds too late
Enjoying the content GregGregGregGreg
I had to pause this and go buy a burger and fries
I like how it was the Danish who broke the European winning streak as fate would have it
stream ends at 2:31:33
2:06:40 Not surprised, Europe have a lot of experience in raging war against everyone around them, practice makes perfect.
Revolutionary War colorized
42:22 intro
sounds like Doug hasnt been bewaring the ides
Do this again, but with accurate defense spending
Do it again but the Americans all die from lacking healthcare
@@thediethrower1803 do it again but Americans have more money because of the higher average salary of its citizens
@@lokiswager do it again but the Americans go bankrupt anyways after getting an ambulance ride to the hospital. do it again but the americans aren't safe in public institutions meant for children. do it again but a large amount of the americans die because of extreme prejudice among their population
@@lokiswager Do it again but with a recgonization of the fact averages are scewed by the ultra-rich and normal people tend to make less.
@@lokiswager Do it again but with a recgonization of the fact averages are scewed by the ultra-rich and normal people tend to make less.
USA USA USA USA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
A2U
I was proud to be your president on round 1.
MURICA
@@covertgaming1628 And we were damn proud to have you!
1:19:49 … well that was a statement.
2:10:07 I had to check. Apparently it was reddish brown.
17:11
We were undefeated until Doug took away our guns. 2nd Amendment Forever!
Your American guns didn't do much against the vikings... wow, that's a sentence I never expected to write one day.
Should be Hank Hill v Wallace and Gromet.
Or perhaps Saul Goodman v Mr Bean
The fact most of the factions are European based medieval Greece and Vikings and Renaissance are obvious but the fact that pirates are basically lost Europeans out at sea I think and the us has the western faction this feels really one sided
They don’t have to stay on brand. Did you miss the part where US sent in a Viking army?
The Vikings were the second Americans ever, very American.
47:05 I want someone who's never watched dougdoug b4 to tell me what's going on here lol
I want Donald Trump and Boris Jonson as representatives of Murica and Eu
2:11:58 what are those guys doing?!?!
“This is twitch you arnt on CZcams”… guess I’ll go to twitch
1:52:47 o7
Who would win?
Countless f---ing guns... Or mass colonization guys with funni boats and strange oversized guns called cannons.
*So much gunz*
Its annoying how most of the generals didnt bother looking at the wiki and just cobbled together previously used units
I always thought o7 was a plague doctor, kinda like [|87
2:17:14
8:37 Warning: This is a development server. Do not use it in a production deployment. Use a production WSGI server instead.
Ahhhh, WSGI. I see this warning in my nightmares.
42:25
Georges Washington of deez nuts ! gottem
11:59
46:49 its even now for us
-European
Whoo Europe! Wales! 🏴
Alt Title : Doug struggles being a Virgin Non-FOSS user while the GIMP gigachads laugh.
HI TWITCH!
amo tus videos
if we are talking founders of Europe, if you have to choose one its Charlemagne, founder of the holly roman empire.
where the modern tank at tho..
This must become a youtube video
On behalf of Australia we don’t accept the entire Americas over here
It's funny how many Americans keep mistaking Europe for Asia throughout this video.
HI TWITCH CHAT!!!
All the Americans were just too drunk...
WHY WOULD YOU PICK ALL HOBBITS AGAINST ZEUS
MORE TABS!!!!
20:55 United American flag
To be fair the american revolutionary war USA wore blue and white and UK wore red and black
shoulda been grant and napoleon
canada flag is red, eu flag is blue.
Im an average Brit, American's, ROAST ME
You guys haven’t been Really relevant since the 70s at the LATEST
I'm Irish but still...
NO QUEEN???
Free healthcare but still the most foul teeth
The stench of your vile breath is stronger than the smell of fish and death at the Liverpool docks
teeth
I love how half the stream is coding
Desfortune's a chad bro x))
Desfortune for king of New Europe!!!
It was fun representing the U.S. we may have lost but the American spirit never falls. RAHHHH 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅
Thanks for spoiler
@@Will-bazinga- don't read the comments then?
@@bharatsachdeva6683 when I clicked on I got spoiled bc his comment was at the top and since I’m on mobile it showed his comment but I don’t really care but I wanted to clear that up bc it’s not like I tried to see it
You being the top comment that shows automatically, spoiled it for me. Not your fault, but poor CZcams design
THIS WAS THE FIRST COMMENT I SAW GODDAMNIT. I DIDNT EVEN OPEN THE COMMENTS, the phone app JUST HAS THE FIRST COMMENT SHOWING.
We need to make doug upgrade his PC no wonder skyrim crashes so much my God outdated parts 2016 gpu???
pas de canons Napoléon aime les canons
I was at 1:17:51
As a Australian, Hi
Bro doesn't have GIMP what.
There's a reason the world wars are limited to Europe.