GO FOR THE CROTCH!! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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- čas přidán 13. 08. 2021
- Ever wanted to simulate your own totally accurate battles? Well it's never been a better time to do exactly thus!
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Markiplier: "this game is all about chaos"
Markiplier 30 seconds later: "1v1 cause I want some order in my matches"
@Doofy > ->
No, not at all.
@Doofy how bout no
@Bruh Bruh your name accurately describes how i feel about you
@Doofy fortnite is dead go away
@Doofy Go away you log
14:23 The point of a Bard is that thanks to their loud banjo playing they are a big priority for opposing units, and can lead units toward itself and away from more important units on It's team.
I am so happy about the amount of likes I got, thank you all so much!
Yeah ypu correct but units go for healers over bards.
@@spinningkarma I hate the super peasant.
@@spinningkarma Units go for whoever is closest to them, this rule doesn't apply to Healers however, Healers heal the most valuable unit. Or the one with most max health. One of the two.
The dude gets immediately recked 😂😂😂😂
14:25
Mark: Puts a poor defenceless man, who just wants to play the banjo, up against a giant, bloodthirsty mammoth
Basically me vs. life's hurdles
Same
i was about to type that lol
This comment literally made me laugh until my stomach hurt
mark looks like the grinch when he laughs
I have replayed 5:23 over 10 times now. I can't get over that CLANG. XD
Yes, PLEASE play more Mark!! X3
*Why do I keep replayed the suffering of a Unit because of the sake of comedy?*
@@mr.holodoc7406 why am I looking too far into funny things?
For me it's a repeated pattern. "Duck" *clang* (laughs)
Bonk
I haven't laughed this much in a markiplier video in a while. We need more of this. Also we need more multiplayer games with jack wade and bob.
Hey I'm an artist and I'm working hard to make it out for my fam. I think I have potential to blow up in the music industry, if someone wants to check the music. Id really appreciate it a lot fr.
There's secrets in this game there's a lot of them on medieval one
Yes alwade
@@gamerY973 I remember jacksepticeye finding some of the hidden items.
Dont tell Mark what you want to see. He decides what u see and he decides what he plays
I never thought I could laugh so hard at a man getting his face smashed in by a flying boulder, but here we are
Agreed
Agreed 2
Agreed 3
Agreed 4
Agreed 5
I love bards so much. Epic music on the background, them wandering around, and casually singing *woWöwow* ... What a perfect scenery.
same.
14:26 I legit was crying for a solid 10 mins from laughing so hard I replayed it so many times
"He's unflappable, he can't be flapped, no one's ever flapped him" - Markiplier
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
Me: Alexa, what's the most used word in the world?
Alexa: According to Markiplier, he has used the word FLAP in every sentence.
Me: *THE MYTHS ARE TRUE*
HE'S FLAPPABLE, MARK. HE IS EXTREMELY AND VERY FLAPPABLE. FLAPPING IS THE PRIMARY MEANS OF LOCOMOTION IN THIS GAME.
Yes
He has amazing theology
"There's gotta be a methodology of just throwing enough rocks at a mammoth would theoretically win, right?"
Mark-2021
He is right, mammoths went extinct due to being huge targets for projectiles.
It's speculated that humans had a lot to do with it anyway.
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
@@timbrown3666 Also, having huge hairy bodies while the globe was warming up, but the projectiles sped things up a lot
*Me using spear throwers*
16:03 perfectly cut scream
Indeed
Mark: "I want to cause as much chaos as possible."
Mark less than ten seconds later: "I want there to be a semblance of order to this."
Yeah Mark if you were surprised at what those categories had, you would have so much fun with the other categories. WE NEED MORE
I vote for another
We should send him a bunch of custom factions then he can pit them against each other
MOAR!!
yes
More indeed even…
Mark there is so much to discover here, there is a massive arena with a ton of secret troops to find and unlock via moving the camera around, you should totally play this until you get them cause I want to see what you can do in such a large battlefield with tanks, cheerleaders, giants and deities :D
Yesss
Yeh like the artemis who spam so much arrows and naginata girl (i forgot what shes called)
Yes
oh coo- wait, *d e i t i e s?*
also for him to play with some custom units either with him making his own and/or from the workshop
5:06 I've watched this fight so many times its hilarious
14:27 is where I’ve laughed harder than i have ever done in my entire life.
The bard is meant to distract enemies while his teammates do the killin’
So, he's useless.
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Funny tho
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Nah, he steals aggro. You can have the enemies chase him while you reload your catapult. Anything with reload time can benefit from "funny guitar man".
@@MammalianCreature would be terrible in war
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 no he very good to distract when u got range units with you then he perfect
The sad thing is that this isn't the first of a series and he usually does one-offs on these types of games, even though I desperately want more
if you really want more tabs just watch captainsauce he has been playing it since almost the beginning has done every campaign many custom campaigns and units, all the secrets, and other stuff. He may not be the same quality as mark, but at least it's tons of tabs. to be exact 156 videos of pure tabs content starting on Jul 22, 2016, and ending on Jul 29, 2021, as of right now, but he will upload more so that date will change soon.
@@timothyt666 I actually have and still do, and I love Captainsauce, but I just think it would be fun to see Markimoo atleast see more than THREE factions, he didn't do any campaigns, nothin with the unit creator, didn't see half of the factions. At the very least It would've been cool to see him play with all the dudes for a little bit. But, alas, Mark does what Mark does, and no force in the world can change that
He’s done a series of this before and he asks if you want to see more at the end of the video, so definitely do leave a comment
yeah exactly me too
Classic mark
"I guess winning is beating the creature that just wanted to survive."
Marckidriver
damn, got all philosophical on me out of nowhere.
5:19-5:24 The sound effects plus the comedic timing has me dying! I can't stop watching LOL
the bard just runs around being a target while artillery and such can get shots in or lines can encroach into enemy territory. it's basically cannon fodder
I am the 123rd like.
Oh that makes sense kinda. Still kinda useless in the end tho lmao
@@Mystery-Wolf Well it attracts the attention of enemies, so if you dont want them to instantly destroy your catapults they're pretty good
@@SwizzleDrizzl I refuse to agree because I am a stubborn lil ugly child.
@@Mystery-Wolf We know.
Mark: "I want to create as much chaos as possible."
Also Mark, 20 seconds later: "I want some semblance of order to this."
CHOOSE ONE, MAN!!
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
Choose Chaos!
Mark changing his opinion after 20 seconds IS chaos, so all fine.
Also loving CDDA.
5:23
I have replayed this like 15 times and every single time I laugh louder
Help it's to funny
14:25
The sound effect made this 100× funnier
I would love to see Mark Bob and Wade play Totally Accurate Battlegrounds
Did they not play that before or am I mistaken?
@@CottonKerndy2000 -yep! or at least mark has played it, it's mentioned in the intro. idk if theyve ever co-oped in this [if thats even a feature]-
Seems I misread the initial comment :P No clue if theyve played Battlegrounds, but Mark has played Battle Simulator in the past.
@@aafyr3 there's a 1v1 vs thing
@@aafyr3 The comment or was talking about totally accurate battlegrounds, mark is playing totally accurate battle simulator
@@aafyr3 i think he meant about the battle royal one
Wasn't expecting Mark to play this game which is officially a full game. This game has improved a lot while Mark hasn't played it ever since. New updates will come around Fall.
yeah but the updates stopped this year because there aren't any more updates that Landfall could add
@Bruh Bruh 😒
Oh, because it is made by Landfall games!
@@mr.depthleviathan5425 is that the official reason they dont update anymore? if that's the case it's really,really stupid
@@mr.depthleviathan5425 ummm no, there is literally a hero unit planned, there are potential updates to the unit creator planned, and other potential cool post release content planned
Never thought I'd actually see a performer get pulverized by a mammoth... and laugh myself half to death seeing it.
I would love to see Mark play this on two computers at once: his big amazing computer-go-zoom, and a normal one. Could test the limits of ragdolls AND see how much slower the rest of us are playing this game*
*i have not played the game
Mark has all the graphics set to insanely high. You can get pretty good performance out of an older gfx card if you fiddle with the setting
5:24
Mark: Well, duck.
Stoner: Quack.
Aaaand he got stoned.
Well he's stoned what did you expect?
You need more like damn it
He went rock bottom-
( sorry, cant think of a goo- nvm )
“Bone mages are completely OP”
Super peasant: “ima pretend I didn’t hear that…”
Well I mean the super peasant is meant to be OP and only used in sandbox
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
Mark's laugh is and always will be contagious.
15:42 i have no words over what just happened
Dont know about everyone else, but I definitely want more of Mark testing out the many units
Edit: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT IS SO MANY LIKES, THANK YOU!
Hey I'm an artist and I'm working hard to make it out for my fam. I think I have potential to blow up in the music industry, if someone wants to check the music. Id really appreciate it a lot fr.
Ayo same pfp????!!!!!
Yeah but it's sad because I've watched so many other CZcamsr do everything with the game I'm worried I won't enjoy it
@@YoungLoud Nice I'll check it out
Your definitely not alone
I would honestly love to see a series of mark trying to beat the campaigns in the game.
Mark! Play the campaign or find all the Legacy and secret units!
Dude check on the captain sauce he has whole entire series of this
Agreed
@@SomeoneNews captain sause is cring
@@TormisMrFool Says the guy named Shadow Jester Shadow Doom...
Did I strike a nerve? Because it would seem you switched your name.
16:34 "i like your cut g"
Bard: gets absolutely trucked by giant mammoth
Mark: yOu AlRiGhT pAl?
I’m so glad someone is playing this again, it’s such a stupidly great game
Tis
@@conebonegdm465 I see you like geometry dash
Check out Angory Tom, he comes back around to TABs every few months and plays a lot of other indie games.
ikr bro, old days are coming back again
If you want to see more people playing it, I would recommend a channel called Angory Tom. He's a super chill guy who makes regular (and good) TABS videos, and other great content that you should enjoy.
I would love if Mark played through the campaign if he ever makes a second episode
@YeaMan OK then
@YeaMan bro shut up he has not played in 4 years
Yah
@YeaMan you don’t even know how to spell page
5:22 I don't think there is enough appreciation for Lixian for putting this sound effect.
14:27
I didn't know that even a moment of this game made him laugh alot like in Henry Stickmin.
That shit had me crying for 2 minutes. Replayed it atleast 10 times.
One of my favorite things that Lixian does is the small sound effects every now and then. It really catches me off guard.
The crash at 14:27 made me laugh quite a bit.
the bard is the embodiment of any band playing at a bar.
"we get paid to play... regardless of whether a brawl breaks out on the floor or a dance does."
Everytime I think about that I just hear that one song that everyone uses for chase scenes 😂
wait what does the bard actually do tho?
@@RobloxIsCool5000 they lead enemies off the map
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
“I simply want to cause as much chaos as I possibly can… but, because it is a simulator game, I want to have some semblance of order”
Orderly chaos, yes yes.
Can't wait for mark to find every single Secret unit and their funny abilities
Absolutely play more! TABS has improved mountains!
The legacy and secret units have to be "found" by discovering secret items hidden away in different maps
I would love to see you play the campaign
Mark always finds a way to turn any game he plays extremely entertaining to watch.
Just some guy without a mustache always finds a way to make the same comment without adding to the video
U just keep going where I go 🙄
Facts.
fancy meeting you here
You should give CaptainSauce a look then. He's got a very long TABS playlists and has broken this game many times without even trying to XD
12:36 just the 2 guys kissing on top left
Romeo and juliet
7:37
Snuffy be having an upgrade tho
"Well, duck."
Boulder smashes face
"Silent Psycho Laugh 🤣"
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
@@majormayhem3597 stfu
@@majormayhem3597 I like C:DDA as much as anyone, and it really deserves a lot more recognition, but you're only going to turn people off on it if you spam everywhere that.
"Yeah, let's get some stoners in the back"
*Markiplier Without Context- 2021*
Hey I'm an artist and I'm working hard to make it out for my fam. I think I have potential to blow up in the music industry, if someone wants to check the music. Id really appreciate it a lot fr.
@YeaMan shut up
@@YoungLoud you want to hear a song? It goes something like this,
"Stop promoting your own channel in the comments. It's obnoxious, unrelated and a bore." ...
I don't know the rest but you get the idea
I'd like to see someone like a tactician and/or historian to put the thoughts and play this game. It would be a sight to see.
“That clearly wasn’t fair” makes it more unfair
Mark: “Is there a replay button?”
Lixian: “you don’t need anything, when you have me”
@YeaMan shuuuush
@YeaMan yeah shuuuuuuuuuuuush
@YeaMan begone!
@YeaMan I bet you liked your own comment
“What does a potion seller do?”
Can’t wait for him to find the chronomancer.
Or the secret units.
Or the legacy units
Or the-
Never say never
@Merciless Freak true
STOP! You have violated the law. Before you disclose such sacred information, we would like to remind you about how the-
Just wait till he finds the unit creator.
@@mcdontcare9106 I doubt he will play again
Blue team is constantly reciting their villainous monologs before they attack, and that's why they lose
5:22 I love the sound effects here
“What does the bard do?”
*proceeds to aggressively dance at eachother*
drunkly
They’re distraction units, you use them to distract enemies from your archers
Mark: let’s see what peasants can do
Irish bar-fight ensues
Jacksepticeye: in meh homeland!
11:33 nobody:
me and the bois in the mall
4:50 Great editing. This is probably the funniest battle in the series.
Mark: “Well, he’s dead”
Me: “HE DABBED”
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
🤣 I get this reference!
@@majormayhem3597 reported for spam
@@kellenfox1463 I'm sorry man
@@majormayhem3597 why are you even spamming tho
Time lapse song: “Not even Worried” by Riverworn.
I usually do this during Power Wash Sim.
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
Thanks!
I've been wondering that through the Power Wash series. Thanks.
12:31 ne ner ne ner ne ner
This is the hardest I’ve seen Mark laugh in a long time, I’ve missed it :)
I do not lie, my eyes lit up the second I saw this notification
Same
Yeah
Yes
I instantly clicked
Same
“I want to cause as much chaos as I possibly can”
Letsgameitout has entered the chat
Yay first comment, I’m in the slightest way important
@YeaMan you spelled page wrong
Oh you're one of those commenters
JACK SEPTICEYE’S DAD IS BURNING IN HELL LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
He only needs to grind for 40 hours straight to be just like him
14:26
A humble street musician attempts to cross the street in Boston (2022, Colourized)
4 years later: hey guys, Markiplier here. So, last time playing TABS was 2021 huh?
This battle simulator is so accurate that the only thing that is more accurate is a stormtrooper’s aim…..
*stormtroopers are actually accurate*
@@thickskulls you are the only normal comment
@@kameronjones7139 well, what about you?
@@deshawnpannell3907 maybe
@@kameronjones7139 I tried reporting the other replies but it hasn’t seemed to have worked
I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while. TABS is one of if not the funniest game ever.
@YeaMan no
It's definitely up there tbh
Apparently you’ve never heard of a game called “wrestling empire”
*Valorant crying in the corner*
I think it's was all in the editing lol.
I haven’t played this in a long time, and to see how much has been added/fixed to this hilarious and derpy game is awesome
I don't know if Lixian is still editing for Mark, but whoever is doing it, the sound/music choices are amazing. Especially adding the Powerwash music in (which really fit that game well too)
"Us Hobbits must stick together." God, that reference went over Mark's head. XD
Because he is a hobbit
Ahh, I thought it was more about Golem strangling his brother
I never realised how many references are in TABS' unit design
*bard literally lodged in the ground head first waist deep*
"Yea he's okay"
Heck yeah, need more of this. Laughed hard and love life again.
Good God!
Hank Fishbauch
(Note: Hank Hill reference)
Mark totally should make some of his own custom units in the games unit creator. It’s an enjoyable process and I bet he’d make some fun stuff.
"What does Potion Seller do?"
He doesn't have any respect for knights thats for sure.
His potions are too strong for them.
His potions will kill you, traveller.
Why would he, when his potions can do anything a knight can do?
@@supensa BUT THEN WHY SELL THEM?!
@@Beefaroni_Bert His potions are too strong for you, traveler. You yet not understand.
8:37 Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!
5:22 Markiplier: Alright. Well, duck.
Blue Stoner: *”Gets Final Smashed in the face”*
We definitely need more of this, TABS has always been an incredible game and Mark is definitely the kind of guy who needs to play it.
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
5:25 I love how we laughed exactly the same way lmao-
This game is better than I expected ngl
"I dunno... Duck..."
WHACK!
5:20 "they outnumber us 3 to 1!"
"then it is an even fight"
Hey Mark, if you are familiar with the game H.O.R.S.E, this is a really fun game to play with someone in that format. Super fun back and forth unit placements with rising price caps each round, no deleting units from past rounds. Angory Tom has a great system for this game.
Also the campaigns are pretty fun. It's just premade battles you have to deploy against
Haven’t seen this game in a long time. Happy to see it back!
@Louielolbruh ?
I think the last time he played this, Poachers were the meta still. And the Chicken Farmer and Giant Chicken Farmer were still in game.
@Louielolbruh haha ur so funny omg 😐
@@sarge1408 Chicken man and Chicken man man actually
@@nguyenten6877 Ah, my bad.
that over-the-shoulder shot of the guy getting hit with the rock is hilarious- life comes at you fast i guess
Indeed, haven't laughed harder in my life-
@Bruh Bruh Stop asking for free subs
14:26 we need to start a challenge called laugh or cry and its about pictures of mark either bursting into tears or bursting into laughter (basically just saying Mark looks like hes crying when laughs)
14:26 Bard: *exists*
Mammoth: and I took that personally
I'd like for a Boxing commentator to cover Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Ikr
@Doofy fortnite has a bad community
I would like to see the campaign of this game through Mark's eyes. Figuring out how all the units work through structured challenges and a progression throughout all the factions, sounds like a great time.
5:23 someone please add a “W-BANG” sound effect to that hit
14:27 Bro had no mercy for the guy playing the banjo.
The timing with the “well duck” just gets domed in the forehead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, it's hilarious!!!
I would love to see more, especially with the new secret units and the multiplayer mode! Maybe you could convince Bob or Wade to pick up a copy and fight you!
he could also ask Jack as well
@@gearhooves5996 he could, yes. However I thought Jack was still taking some personal time. Did you see the short film about his battles with anxiety?
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
@@majormayhem3597 what does that have to do with anything?
The bard is a very confused man, hes been through a rough day.
Why is this game constantly hilarious 😂
Mark: “what do stoners do?”
Me: we vibe
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
@@majormayhem3597 stop with the spam no one cares about that.
@@majormayhem3597 no one cares
Yes mark, we want more of this. I have never laughed harder in so long
lmao, dude i cant stop laughing HAHAHA
Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game
love this game! glad you're giving it some popularity! try playing on the wobbly West map, and try a hay bailer against a ballista
14:26 That Was The Funniest Thing Ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣