LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3

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  • We must preserve Lord Wonky Eye..
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  • @ashhplayz9489
    @ashhplayz9489 Před rokem +202

    its been 3 years, and i am still watching this one specific video when i am bored, goes to show how entertaining and fun this video is exactly

  • @KiraEditz12
    @KiraEditz12 Před 2 lety +28

    “PETER I TOLD U THE WAR IS NOT FOR U!”
    the best part

  • @ColinTheCarrot
    @ColinTheCarrot Před 9 měsíci +16

    Lord wonky eye still exists in tabs! I found him a couple days ago and he's still really good

  • @UserPenguin
    @UserPenguin Před rokem +14

    I love the Lord wonky eye he has once saved me in TABS as well

  • @DarKHolo
    @DarKHolo Před 4 lety +130

    “The catapult hit our donkey”
    -Dantdm playing TABS 2019

  • @ivanplays755
    @ivanplays755 Před 3 lety +113

    "our catapult hit our own donkey"
    Gets me everytime I watch this part

  • @Beans-on-toast
    @Beans-on-toast Před rokem +41

    theres only one reason how dan gets all his views its because when people get bored they go back and watch his vids:)

  • @cyborgcat4634
    @cyborgcat4634 Před rokem +2

    "Launch the boulder! Send it flying my friend and this game is over."
    -Dantdm 2019

  • @markgrauer1699
    @markgrauer1699 Před 5 lety +17

    18:08 And his name is Halfling!

  • @artistic_mess1258
    @artistic_mess1258 Před 3 lety +34

    6:24
    the king does the best pose a king could ever do
    *start taking pictures people*

  • @ZIQ27
    @ZIQ27 Před rokem +4

    The bald old man screening because
    The lord wonky eye throwing the Rock!! 13:32

  • @thepickel
    @thepickel Před 10 měsíci +2

    The headbuter made a good risk to keep the army alive

  • @annabelayala5941
    @annabelayala5941 Před 3 lety +22

    “Where I command my little blue or red I thinks it’s blue... oh it’s red I knew it was red”

  • @Shrine_of_Karma
    @Shrine_of_Karma Před 3 lety +58

    15:41 Lord wonkey eye is preparing the Ka-me-ha-me-ha

  • @DaljitSingh-sx3et
    @DaljitSingh-sx3et Před rokem +2

    "The guy with the twitchy foot would be easy to deal with" . Almost gave Wonky Eye a scare

  • @Cxl_Vxrail103
    @Cxl_Vxrail103 Před 10 dny +1

    I still come back to this to remind me of the dantdm which slowly but surely started maturing which is a good thing but young Dan and young CZcams will never hit the same 😢

  • @properpeanut1763
    @properpeanut1763 Před 5 lety +52

    One of the bards was riding his banjo

  • @SWBPro
    @SWBPro Před 4 lety +7

    16:16 use your head
    If you don’t get it, it is a toy story reference

  • @Mario_the_menace
    @Mario_the_menace Před rokem +2

    Dan: harold you suck
    Harold: I DID HALF THE WORK

  • @jaquelineflores9111
    @jaquelineflores9111 Před 2 lety +19

    19:08 I laughed so hard when I saw the squire killed his teammate and dan said cold blooded

    • @House-uo2zg
      @House-uo2zg Před 2 lety

      We need more of this been 2 years

  • @goldengamer923
    @goldengamer923 Před 3 lety +9

    Watch 15:42 in .25 speed with the sound off and epic action music in a different tab all the way to 15:46 an that's the best action sequence ever.

  • @gdmcmlbb5131
    @gdmcmlbb5131 Před 5 lety +10

    10:35 Celebrating too early

  • @user-fo1mz4gy7c
    @user-fo1mz4gy7c Před 7 měsíci +2

    It been 4 years and I still love his old videos

  • @prittykittyzm7520
    @prittykittyzm7520 Před 2 měsíci +1

    1:49 "ye old bald one" is a quote that I still use till this day..... don't ask 🤣

  • @ragnen2155
    @ragnen2155 Před 5 lety +33

    Dan- HAROLD, IM CALLING UPON YOUR BROTHA...AND
    Dan-...your mother!

  • @JackTheProYt
    @JackTheProYt Před 3 lety +53

    When Dan said our catapult hit our own donkey I laugh so hard😂😂😂😂

  • @fleurbradley8099
    @fleurbradley8099 Před 2 lety +35

    At this point when dan posts we know we are gonna have a good day, this is so funny it made my day 😂

    • @tycetubetoys1817
      @tycetubetoys1817 Před 2 lety +2

      I agre this is hilarious this is one of my favorite video

    • @plazlx
      @plazlx Před 2 lety

      yea

    • @jayplash24
      @jayplash24 Před rokem

      @@tycetubetoys1817 I laughed almost the whole video not even gonna lie

    • @tycetubetoys1817
      @tycetubetoys1817 Před rokem +1

      @@jayplash24 I know right!

  • @sammorgan550
    @sammorgan550 Před 2 lety +1

    "subscribe if your new, that's what the mammoth would do"
    me: *clap* *clap* *clap* "well done Dan"

  • @biteyfish8610
    @biteyfish8610 Před 3 lety +339

    We need more of this

  • @pandorasbox2.061
    @pandorasbox2.061 Před 4 lety +61

    Dan: Our catapult hit our own donkey
    Me: *laughing so hard that someone else near by laughs to*

  • @jacksonu9531
    @jacksonu9531 Před 2 měsíci +1

    " our catapult hit our own donkey "
    - Dantdm 2019

  • @32gameplayer11
    @32gameplayer11 Před 2 lety +10

    Dan: "The king leads us to victory" Me: "The kings leans us to victory: Also Me: "He was leaning" 😂

  • @darkmatter4400
    @darkmatter4400 Před 3 lety +78

    Dan: “ your brother and ..... (pause for effect)....... your mother!

  • @yeetskeetcicle
    @yeetskeetcicle Před 3 lety +5

    15:37 the most tense scene in any movie

  • @gigilohrmann
    @gigilohrmann Před rokem +4

    i loved this stage LOL 16:57

  • @oofyxd647
    @oofyxd647 Před rokem +13

    Dan has always made us laugh and smile
    Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened
    How time flies when you're having fun
    Dan shaped all our childhood, and made us happy
    Dan made us laugh.

  • @fredhesse9945
    @fredhesse9945 Před 3 lety +449

    IT HAS BEEN A YEAR. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.

  • @alemih6152
    @alemih6152 Před 5 lety +38

    *What is he doing?! SNIFFING THEIR FARTS!?!*

  • @azraeescobar9232
    @azraeescobar9232 Před 2 lety +5

    Dan: Send it flying my friend; And this game is over.
    Lord Wonky Eye: Yes sir!

  • @slyther_2198
    @slyther_2198 Před 2 lety +2

    Love this series

  • @toymariofficial217
    @toymariofficial217 Před 3 lety +59

    Yo, Dan! I think you should come back to this game, there's more content, more campaigns, better units, custom content, all that stuff!

  • @lxstful2795
    @lxstful2795 Před 5 lety +18

    12:10 when that mammoth is playing inazuma eleven (SHOOT CHAIN!)

  • @rhishadeocampo92010
    @rhishadeocampo92010 Před 2 lety +1

    DanTDM says: a protective bubble.
    Me: hmmm that sounds sooo... Familiar....
    *Good faction vibes*

  • @BeeSwarmFan
    @BeeSwarmFan Před 5 měsíci +1

    This is one of my favorite videos from Dan. I’ve watched it for 4 years and it’s still good every time.

  • @thatartistnox
    @thatartistnox Před 3 lety +154

    17:54 dan turns away for a second
    Halfing: here is a tutorial on how to fly

  • @sackboygaming9896
    @sackboygaming9896 Před 4 lety +29

    Harold: kills whole army of blues
    Wonky eye: Kills one King
    Dantdm: Harold you suck

  • @Edan_T
    @Edan_T Před 2 lety +1

    Dan + catapult = DESTRUCTION

  • @denisebartlett6138
    @denisebartlett6138 Před rokem

    i love that when ever he was battling 3 sythes 2 bear people and one king one of the protectors shield hit one of the sythe peoples head

  • @Freddy_1
    @Freddy_1 Před 3 lety +16

    OUR CATAPULT JUST HIT OUR OWN DONKEY LOL IM DYING

  • @hunterbarrett3738
    @hunterbarrett3738 Před 5 lety +841

    i will tell you the history of wonky eye. once there was a boy named wonky he was made fun of because of his name they called him wonky eye but one sunny day the duel wilders attacted no one could beat them but wonky eye beleved they could do this so he got his dad's caipult and snake archers sqiers joined and wonky eye led them to victory after that day every one called him lord wonky eye.

  • @manojkt9389
    @manojkt9389 Před 2 lety +5

    A pack of Doritos, Some Dipping Sauce and a DanTDM Tabs vid is all you need to have a relaxing night.

  • @BeforeAlternate
    @BeforeAlternate Před 10 měsíci +4

    DUDE I KEEP WATCHING THIS EVEN WHEN I HAVE THE TABS GAME ALREADY

  • @Joe-wz3dj
    @Joe-wz3dj Před 5 lety +11

    14:03 they are adding a Chinese dragon.

  • @ExoticBobcat
    @ExoticBobcat Před 5 lety +9

    I love you dan I watched you since Minecraft days

  • @wallythewaffle5173
    @wallythewaffle5173 Před 2 lety +4

    Sandbox: *exists* Dan: “i can’t figure out how to beat these duel wielders”

  • @charmainegillespie-west1281

    7:52 mammoth really said "yall aint allowed in here guys".

  • @yvonbasuel9440
    @yvonbasuel9440 Před 5 lety +239

    0:28 - 0:35
    Dan: I think it's blue...
    7 seconds later...
    Dan: I knew it was red!
    *You silly dummy.*

  • @beeluvampie
    @beeluvampie Před 5 lety +34

    DanTDM, "our catipalt hit our own donkey"
    Fan, "That is not a donkey"
    I laughed so hard when you said that. Big fan

  • @jacobmurphy6311
    @jacobmurphy6311 Před 2 lety +2

    Dan: “goes to the zoo and sees a elephant”
    Also Dan: oh look at the donkey

  • @Kamploop_TheGREAT
    @Kamploop_TheGREAT Před rokem +7

    thanks Dan for the amazing content and i remember this video i used to watch it over and over again.😀

  • @calicowgirl74
    @calicowgirl74 Před 4 lety +44

    Dan: I bend the knee if I was not in a chair
    King:get out of the chair

  • @lg-jd1nw
    @lg-jd1nw Před 5 lety +35

    17:50
    Dan: What is he doing sniffing there farts???
    Me: *Laughs so hard and plays clip again and again* ITS TO FUNNY! 😂😂😂😂

  • @dabbyplayz601
    @dabbyplayz601 Před 2 lety +20

    IT HAS BEEN 2 YEARS WE NEED MORE OF THIS

  • @foreveroccurring475
    @foreveroccurring475 Před 2 lety +1

    Dan: Knock that heart off rhythm, and their dead
    Me: bit morbid

  • @txr_red
    @txr_red Před 3 lety +37

    Protect the donkey....
    Wait he’s not a donkey
    Dan: slaps himself into the 69th dimension

  • @genkaevtimova6964
    @genkaevtimova6964 Před 4 lety +29

    dan: the catapult hit our own donkey
    me: dan its a mammoth

  • @ChucktheBuck-lj1kf
    @ChucktheBuck-lj1kf Před rokem +2

    I just watched the danTDM video titled "LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3" and it was so entertaining! I loved seeing Lord Wonky Eye in action and how he saved the day. The battles were intense and I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. DanTDM always knows how to make his videos exciting and fun to watch. I can't wait to see what he has in store for us next! Thanks to a.i.

  • @xianlan-ew2102
    @xianlan-ew2102 Před rokem +2

    12:22 not by him i dont think i think it was the squaier

  • @sundae_z
    @sundae_z Před 3 lety +19

    Seeing the DanTDM The Contest ad at the start of this brings nostalgia, especially bc I only got to see it in theaters.

  • @medium0sizedALT
    @medium0sizedALT Před 3 lety +10

    18:51
    These Bards were killed for playing music without a license.

  • @scition6139
    @scition6139 Před rokem

    "I've heard the bards do some stinkers"
    -Daniel Franklin Middleton 2019

  • @adambuszka8421
    @adambuszka8421 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Come on donkey 😂😂😂
    Keep up the good work Dan! ❤❤

  • @dogevader388
    @dogevader388 Před 4 lety +80

    Dan: he hit the donkey an- wait. It’s not a donkey
    *slaps himself*
    Also Dan: ow

  • @luciusbutson1036
    @luciusbutson1036 Před 4 lety +8

    People say dantdm the worst but he’s the best youtuber ;)

  • @someweirdlumpofmeat158

    "That.. that didn't go-"
    _"Head and shoulders supreme, ever felt li-"_

  • @nitulthapar
    @nitulthapar Před 2 lety +8

    "The war is just not for you peter" gets me everytime

    • @_galax
      @_galax Před 2 lety

      He really needs to do more of this

  • @PerceptivePogi
    @PerceptivePogi Před 5 lety +10

    Ep. 5 on T.A.B.S dantdm. you got your prayer answered

  • @Christian-qn7ve
    @Christian-qn7ve Před 5 lety +284

    Who else wants the game but can't get It cause of weak computer

  • @IAMDAVIDBLACK
    @IAMDAVIDBLACK Před rokem +1

    Twitching foot VS wonky eye , wonky eye is vicious

  • @jaxsonhicks4470
    @jaxsonhicks4470 Před 2 lety +3

    10:44 top 10 anime betrayals

  • @drag00n_rl92
    @drag00n_rl92 Před 4 lety +23

    4:37 Manny, Ellie and Peaches from Ice Age: Collision Course.

    • @natoanimato
      @natoanimato Před 3 lety

      Wait he called the mammoth fat in the game and they call manny in ice age fat

    • @draketheinkyboi2356
      @draketheinkyboi2356 Před 3 lety

      He’s not fat he’s poofy

  • @Rat-Bandit
    @Rat-Bandit Před 3 lety +43

    Ok this is what happened after the hunter Barrett story
    Wonky eye gained many friends *THE END*

  • @crispy_chiidren4786
    @crispy_chiidren4786 Před 2 lety +3

    11:11 dan the heart is on the other side of the body

  • @LoveLifeShorts
    @LoveLifeShorts Před 2 lety +1

    Hi dan, your videos have got me through my dog dying and my grampa dying as well so I just want to say I love your videos

  • @messinator007
    @messinator007 Před 5 lety +35

    Dan - Please add dragons to the game please.
    Landfall - Ok new dragons in the dynasty faction.

  • @deysimora7742
    @deysimora7742 Před 3 lety +4

    15:50 was epic!

  • @ExazityOfficial
    @ExazityOfficial Před 2 lety +1

    Dantdm: aw it’s red I knew it was red
    Me: that’s what they all say lol

  • @Beastly_AS
    @Beastly_AS Před 8 měsíci

    I love we he used lord wonky eye. Puts a smile on my face and probably the 3rd time watching this after 2 years

  • @MegaBytes257
    @MegaBytes257 Před 5 lety +5

    17:52
    Looks away, turns back
    "I AM A MAGICIAN"

  • @maheshb2986
    @maheshb2986 Před 3 lety +23

    10:00 lord wonkey eye makes a perfect shot and saves the kingdom

  • @MindlessComnmenter
    @MindlessComnmenter Před rokem

    One of my three favorite DanTDM videos

  • @jonbaird
    @jonbaird Před 2 lety

    Ive been watching can for so long and even if I've seen a video of his 12 times I still burst out laughing

  • @basedbro610
    @basedbro610 Před 5 lety +13

    Dan there is a secret you can find new units
    1st. Executioner is in the (medieval 1 map) find a. Axe in a trunk
    2nd Mace Spinner is in the (medieval 2 map) find in a tower with chickens surrounding two Maces
    3rd is Artemis wich you can find in Ancient 1 where you can find behind a tower in the balcony..

  • @mr.mechanucus3405
    @mr.mechanucus3405 Před 5 lety +20

    By the way Dan. The mammoth and the Minotaur instantly charge if they are healed

    • @shwrmsrm
      @shwrmsrm Před 5 lety

      The great h** (harold i think idk) or wutever his name is :/
      1st reply

  • @Themed690
    @Themed690 Před 2 lety +2

    15:45 Was Cold 🥶🥶🥶🥶🧊🧊🧊🧊🥶🥶🥶🥶

  • @dylatron4533
    @dylatron4533 Před 2 lety +1

    It has been 2 YEARSSS!!! I WANT MORRRRREEEE

  • @oliscooterz7311
    @oliscooterz7311 Před 3 lety +24

    “Ye old bold one” lol

  • @surfingjayb77
    @surfingjayb77 Před 3 lety +5

    “ Hit the mammoth in the butt and sent our own troops flying.”
    DanTDM- 2019

  • @adoge1175
    @adoge1175 Před 2 lety +3

    Harold: proud through half of the troops and died heroically
    Dan: YOU SUCK
    wonky eye: hit his troops and Harold in the butt and killed one dude
    Dan: Promotion time

  • @ninadivinachua1061
    @ninadivinachua1061 Před 3 měsíci

    I love the time when Dan praised
    LORD WONKY EYE!!!
    i love the name😂😂😂