Harstem: "requires zero skill" - Perfectly times the build order - Perfectly places every building - Micro multiple individual units simultaneously me: "I have negative skill?"
if you tell me "i play terran it requires skill" No. Siege tanks arent hard to micro Drops aren't hard at all And bio ball is the biggest A-move strategy of sc2 And you dont even have to scout because you have skilled scan to do it for yourself without any problems
normal youtubers: here's a way to improve intuitively using standard builds and good macro harstem: here's the dirtiest way to beat your opponent requiring no skill and making them hate you
First game of the day - PvP, where we BOTH attempt the exact strategy of game 1. @Harstem - you don't know the influnce you have. You have to tell me these things in secret so that my opponents don't know what I'm about to do!
Cristian H. God can you stop being a salty person, we get it you suck in ladder and need a reason to blame your losses. Just stop being annoying about it
I've got an idea for beating GrandMasters with stupid stuff: Your goal should be to make a lot of disruptors so you can one-shot the base (nexus/hatchery/CC). You should do a massive drop or some sneaky run by with disruptors, quickly spam "V" button into the base, one-shot it, and escape.
Harstem, I just started playing again after four years and your videos really help. I would love if you made another video like this but with macro builds for each matchup.
Macro build for PvP: czcams.com/video/d1uDoY3dbUE/video.html He exacly explains why he can't just go straight for the nexus. PvZ no data PvT it's not Harstem's, so doesn't count.
Idea for BGMWSS - your goal is to protect the karraks at all cost. Role play this from the start saying stuff like "its unfortunate you've chosen this path but my honor will not fault me" "these karraks shall not be harmed!" or other things you'd say in tryhard larping sessions. Giving hints at what you're doing. If the enemy kills all of them on the map then you have to gg it
0:54 "And you guys try it on ladder and lose to a diamond player." Me: "So I can get to diamond or high plat elo with this?" Diamond smurfs in bronze: "That's the neat part: you can't."
@harstem another video i really enjoyed man, your attitude with insulting the enemy just by playing and talking to your PC, as "if the enemy could hear you" makes me laugh so hard :D GJ i will be Grandmaster in no time with this strats
JEsus Christ Harstem please make videos on how to counter cheese. I am desperate. It gotten to the point I don't even need to scout for the cheese no more I know it's coming. 75% games are cheese.
So, the season is ending soon and Eternal Empire will be out of the map pool. I know we have the Ursadon now, but I still feel it's not ready to replace the Karaks just yet....
I’m a diamond Zerg player only watching because of how entertaining you are mr De Koning, but quick question for you. Why is blocking the ramp in game 1 so important? You said the game was over as soon as you did it, why?
Next challange, beating grandmaster with APM < 120, less then 90 for hard mode.. Would have to have an APM monitoring program running so you can check yourself during game.
Replay game 1: drop.sc/replay/16360562
replay game 2: drop.sc/replay/16360569
replay game 3: drop.sc/replay/16360576
Yay
u didn't forget
pvp with ur method i m old and shit, i quited dota 2 cuz of my blood pressure drop.sc/replay/16378309
Hi Hearthstone I am going to give it a go right now I will report back in an hour or two when I'm grandmaster
Good luck mr. streamer.
He said he fucked it up
May the Starcraft gods be on your side
Casually Explained Any updates? :)
Excuse me, its been three hours.
Harstem: "requires zero skill"
- Perfectly times the build order
- Perfectly places every building
- Micro multiple individual units simultaneously
me: "I have negative skill?"
MMR -500, while starting the "easy" match ;)
noobtoss dont require to play, you can go pro without playing
Think I found the Terran guys. Noob toss. Man you guys are just annoying
@@lucacuneo7218 lol yeah especially when they all need to press t
@@lucacuneo7218 I think it is just whiners of every race that are annoying
"if you chat with your opponent, he might make a mistake"
Forgets to mine gas
when the build requires a hotkey for the nexus
😔
Lmao
whats the use of having a pylon on a hotkey? is that just for location?
Lemayo
19:37 you can hear the sheer bloodlust he has against the karaks based off the volume of his mouse clicks and rally points
Most sc2 you tubers ‘ hot key your nexus!’
Harstem: ‘top 3 builds that don’t require you to hot key your nexus’
16:46
When you're looking for Zerg but you get Kanye West instead🤣🤣🤣
lol
You know how in Zelda games if you beat up on Cuckoos too much they eventually retaliate?...the day of reckoning is coming for the Karaks.
Gonna have to start calling him Karak chaser a la Fable.
Perfect. Now to execute these builds so well I can lose mmr with style.
noobtoss dont require to play, is a free mmr race, it works until pro level
@@cristianh.187 Hey i found the village's idiot
if you tell me "i play terran it requires skill"
No. Siege tanks arent hard to micro
Drops aren't hard at all
And bio ball is the biggest A-move strategy of sc2
And you dont even have to scout because you have skilled scan to do it for yourself without any problems
@@samuelhaines820 actually i didnt want to notice you
My bad x)
I wanted to notice the village's idiot we got there
normal youtubers: here's a way to improve intuitively using standard builds and good macro
harstem: here's the dirtiest way to beat your opponent requiring no skill and making them hate you
When Harstem starts a game: hglh ghlghlh gg
next week the is it imba or do i suck mail box will be full of people saying they cant cheese high GM
macro too imba
First game of the day - PvP, where we BOTH attempt the exact strategy of game 1. @Harstem - you don't know the influnce you have. You have to tell me these things in secret so that my opponents don't know what I'm about to do!
Ty, I am now in the GSL with 50apm
Lol! My apm as zerg could be 180apm, but it doesnt matter. My ZvP sucks ;(
Ty has much more than 50apm... also he plays Terran ;)
so, you're spear :D
Harstem just wants you to get to GM so he gets ez points
Finally, a guide for my race.
you dont need a guide, just mass zealots and smash keyboard until you beat maru, im not kidding it trully works,
Cristian H. God can you stop being a salty person, we get it you suck in ladder and need a reason to blame your losses. Just stop being annoying about it
I've got an idea for beating GrandMasters with stupid stuff:
Your goal should be to make a lot of disruptors so you can one-shot the base (nexus/hatchery/CC).
You should do a massive drop or some sneaky run by with disruptors, quickly spam "V" button into the base, one-shot it, and escape.
You need Mothership for Warp Ins!
that end bit!! Harstem if you need a hug...
Game 3: "ghlgf"
Guy, have luck, good fun? XD
1. chat with your opponent
2. make sure to hunt down all the karaks
3. kill the enemy
got it!
I'll try these orders but in actuality I'll somehow appear on Imba or do i suck
This seems good for players like me who just started and get overwhelmed by late game and still want to practice micro and timings
Harstem, I just started playing again after four years and your videos really help. I would love if you made another video like this but with macro builds for each matchup.
Macro build for PvP:
czcams.com/video/d1uDoY3dbUE/video.html
He exacly explains why he can't just go straight for the nexus.
PvZ no data
PvT it's not Harstem's, so doesn't count.
THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD THAN HARSTEMS LAUGH
how come i never see you play zerg? i would love to see that :D
vid idea: whenever u spot a karak u have to place a pylon and a tech structure there :)
Uhmm are we just going to ignore the captain's questions at the very end o.O
I started looking at the comments after he said 'goodbye' and then suddenly heard that. Really freaked me out! XD
Vid idea: compilation of best/funniest IODIS or harstem moments.
Idea for BGMWSS - your goal is to protect the karraks at all cost. Role play this from the start saying stuff like "its unfortunate you've chosen this path but my honor will not fault me" "these karraks shall not be harmed!" or other things you'd say in tryhard larping sessions. Giving hints at what you're doing.
If the enemy kills all of them on the map then you have to gg it
GrandMaster while being terrible. The essence of Protoss.
Great outro, Harstem, really supplements the idea of "even a noob like you can do it" :D
how to get gm with zero skill:
Step 1: pick protoss
Step 2: cheese
Amazing
lol harstem did the "talk the opponent up" while cheesing thing.
I guarantee he'll get to rank one on toisengard first
If Kanye played SC2 he would be a Zerg main because you "can't let him into his zone"
I enjoy getting advice and being insulted at the same time. Subscribed...
I looked into my crystal ball, saw this video, already inted my rank, and have returned to tell you, this works.
My experience with the build resumed into one photo:
cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715301988094443591/755459223034396712/fycj_bo_babababy.png
1:43 he kills the dino !
0:54 "And you guys try it on ladder and lose to a diamond player."
Me: "So I can get to diamond or high plat elo with this?"
Diamond smurfs in bronze: "That's the neat part: you can't."
Thx for the little seminar ;-)
That title definitely got me clickbaited
Would love to see Harstem cast replays of people attempting this build!
Now I know how to beat Kanye. Important life skill.
You really know what I want to see. This title speaks to me in my soul.
The answer is cannon rush. That shit works from bronze all the way to GSL. Doesn't work every time but probably works allot more then it should.
Harstem: even you guys at home can do it.
Bahahaha
"You guys try it on ladder and lose to a diamond player" rofl this is exactly what would happen.
Thanks for the double wink.
Great video Harstem! Can you make a video on builds to get grandmaster as Terr... o wait...
The game 3 harstem distracted himself when he tries to trashtalk haha
@harstem another video i really enjoyed man, your attitude with insulting the enemy just by playing and talking to your PC, as "if the enemy could hear you" makes me laugh so hard :D
GJ i will be Grandmaster in no time with this strats
Honestly you’re the funniest fucking guy I’ve ever watched on CZcams. Love the content and I never skip a video.
I love your videos. That's why you are alive.
Like the no skill part, suits me! You need to do another video vs Zerg though, extremely curious about that strategy, hoping its not glave adepts
*reads title*
You have my attention.
18:52 "Keep asking questions". People who chat a lot usually cheese!
lol, I do similair things with +1/+1 charglot. Works a treat.
JEsus Christ Harstem please make videos on how to counter cheese. I am desperate.
It gotten to the point I don't even need to scout for the cheese no more I know it's coming.
75% games are cheese.
I have accelerated to silver league with this information
So, the season is ending soon and Eternal Empire will be out of the map pool.
I know we have the Ursadon now, but I still feel it's not ready to replace the Karaks just yet....
When you're so tired of Protoss being the weakest race that you start making cheese tutorials
Damnit Harstem, now I'm going to be facing proxy voids in all my games lol
1:39
XD
He turned to the dark side after that last road to rank 1. Cheesing and chat hacking. Love it
Tectonic destabilizer makes the tempest do like +40 damage against buildings
I’m a diamond Zerg player only watching because of how entertaining you are mr De Koning, but quick question for you.
Why is blocking the ramp in game 1 so important? You said the game was over as soon as you did it, why?
When i saw this title i assumed it would be another Terran video.
@Harstem, I'm doing this build vs terran and I've been insulted so much!! sweet terran tears :D
0:47 lol...
Seems like a dope build!
Well Harstem, looks like we gotta see each other on the ladder soon I guess...proxy-voidraying the shit out of each other
Hey Harstem. Is this the Supply challenge for Terran we have been asking for?
Gotta say, I'm loving the email.
Less than 24hrs and this build is already being done in GSL by Parting. This was special for 1 day.
this is exactly how i'd like to enter GM
Fantastic, I can learn Protoss /and/ get Grandmaster at the same time!
oh well I guess I can switch to protoss and just do these builds whenever I get pissed killed by Toss when I am Terran...thanks lol
holy shit this strat is so slimy. in completely unrelated news, i'm now a protoss main
I like the way he said hotkey you're nexus witch some of you dont have
Next challange, beating grandmaster with APM < 120, less then 90 for hard mode.. Would have to have an APM monitoring program running so you can check yourself during game.
Some UIs (classic ones for sure) display APM on default. I use them all the time just for that.
I get hyper suspicious whenever someone is chatty
Like a charm
15:41 Beds are burning - midnight oil ?
For some reason I'm thinking 'smoke on the water'
@@sYnchr0_ yeah sounded like smoke on the water
Oh maybe you guys are right
Can't wait to abuse these on ladder. Could you also make a video on how to stop these?
Before seeing the video: get good on ONE cheese, and you probably could get to GM.
The Captain at it again!
Waiting for PvZ as counter intelligence here, so that we are prepared for the ladder.
What do the animal he keeps killing do
So this is basically the opposite of "Is it IMBA or do I suck?".
seeing you messing up this build makes me think i have no chance using it :)) but i'll try
Now that I know the way, I'm going straight to gold league with proxy voids.
Please turn the graphics settings to max
Good have luck good luck
This video is for me if it's for terrible players
I was really looking forward to the replays, I guess he forgot :(
He pinned a comment with them
and when youre in tournaments, your opponents know you from ladder and crush you ^^
more like this :D
REEEEEEEEE
I WONT KEYBIND EXTRA NEXUS
REEEEEEEEEEE
Finally, a Harstem video for my skill level!
Edit: I still lost :(