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- čas přidán 17. 05. 2023
- Here's a step by step guide to any of you youngsters eager to grow up. Sorry if this came off too morbid 😂.... or am I sorry 👀
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We need this as a public PSA to help set expectations for kids. Phil would be a great guest speaker.
Actually, phill looks pretty dead
@@weebandgaminginc.7593 Nonsense anywayssss
@@frostybis 😐
A public "public service announcement"???
actuallyl i support this idea
I see the tradition of telling someone the importance of jobs without actually teaching them HOW to get a job carried over to adult orientation
Yeah the whole “getting a job” thing has been far overlooked, hence why I’m a CZcamsr, lol
Getting a job was the easier thing I've had to do!
Just say and do everything some else wants to hear and see, when they make money from your labour they give you a extremely reduced portion of that labour in the form of money!
Go on…. And about jobs just go and get one they’re practically handing them out so I’ve been talked at@@bundyboy961
@@landokalrizdamn that's harsh...
this man copied another youtuber and the og vid was 2 years prior to his
Setting the sarcasm standard going forward. Respect
That was sarcastic, wasn't it?
I’m pretty sure that’s his M.O. lol
"Just make sure you leave your freewill, your sense of humor, and your dreams at the door." Sadly true.
Who needs those when you have paperwork to do😌
I wish I could show my kids this video when they yell at me "I can't wait until I'm an adult so I can do whatever I want!" Yes because I definitely want to be having this conversation again...
Being an adult isnt so bad. I mean yeah bills are bad, jobs can suck, and getting older past like the age of 30-40 (if you're taking care of yourself if not then past 20 or so) starts to hurt like a bitch.
But would you honestly rather be a kid your entire life? Never knowing independence? Would you really have never had your own family? Your own kids? Would you always want to be going to school day in and day out litteraly doing work for nothing of value out of it?
And hey what about retirement? Your job is over, you have a stable income, your kids have moved out (which might not be a positive depending on who you are but more privacy is always nice)
I get your point, kids have a big dreamy idea of what adults are and it can be annoying to hear "but you can do whatever you want" ten times a day. But honestly, being adult has some serious positives over being a kid.
@@freziaplanet4198 why lump 30 and 40 together ? theres a big gap between those ages, at 30 you re young at 40 you re middleaged...but hey I m 27 what do I know
Don't show this to your kids lmfao these jokes are the reason I almost unalived myself as a kid. I truly thought it was absolute hell to be an adult.
As an adult now, it turns out that if being an adult is hell for you, you're doing it wrong
@@vladraduandrei5227 no no you're right lmfao
@@thegreatpotato6098 lol It was a joke my kids are in elementary school they're definitely not ready to be watching Lando any time soon.
as a miserable adult i can confirm this is true
As a miserable adult you don't speak for anyone but yourself.
Get ur life better than brotha! Life can still be great!
As a happy adult living his dreams, I can confirm that this is true and if you can't cope with it, you either lie to yourself and say that or isn't so or give up on making it better.
Coping always revolves on how you handle everyone you love dying and the fact that you will die too!
Put a smile on chap and swing that pick
Bro, just get your life together! Get hobbies, exercise, make friends, etc.
@@IsaiahRichards692 exactly!
The sarcasm, the obliviousness of the characters and the random fourth wall breaks have made one of the funniest skits I have seen in a while. Good job 👍
😂‘‘twas the goal sir thank you🙏🏼
It was too real to be sarcasm
My life is the EXACT opposite of this. I came from a VERY abusive and toxic household. I was relieved to get into my tiny college dorm. I graduated with honors and now do my dream job as an editor and freelancer for a local company. Am I paying student loans? Yeah. But it's not the end of the world. Good luck out there, kiddos. You got this.
What if you can’t hold down a job in any corner of your town even though you came out on top of your class in college?
@@slapshotjack9806 What if the sky turns orange and your nose falls off? If you focus on what-ifs, you will get absolutely nowhere in life -whether you choose to go to college or not.
@@Next_Midnight so if I can’t afford to go to college that’s apparently my fault?
@@slapshotjack9806 Did I ever say that? No. I didn't. I don't know what you hope to gain from this little conversation, but I'm not looking to banter back and forth on CZcams. Have a good one.
@@Daniel_Bx Alright, bro. I have plenty of empathy. But I'm not going to sit here and support someone worrying needlessly. Whether you go to college or not, there is ALWAYS a chance that you won't be able to find a job locally. End of discussion.
I never know whether to laugh or cry at your videos. Just hearing honesty for a change is so refreshing....
Just use it too your advantage in life 💪🏼
@@landokalrizThat would involve dreams, we don't allow those here.
“What about happiness?”
“Never heard of it”
That hit to close to home
😂
Everyone said this when I was growing up too. I want to point out, for serious students out there taking advanced classes and working until 1 AM every night, adulthood is going to be MUCH easier for you. It gets better and it’s worth it, so keep working hard now so you can have an enjoyable and easy adulthood later.
They fooled us to make us an obidient slaves
Sarcasm at its finest
Yeah, academia guys live pretty good
I took advanced classes until 1am with the other engineers. Adulthood is not easier.
Thanks for the encouragement. I am in my second year of college now after working and saving a lot of money for 3 years. Now I am doing school full time and working part time. Gonna make ittttttt.
I find this video quite optimistic. Getting a decent desk job and being able to afford a nice house AND raising kids at some point down the line? What is this video talking about? The 1980s? 😂
Actually he points out that buddy will probably end up doing grunt work for decades until he finally gets a house and/or dies, and if he tries to do anything off that track his family will leave him.
@@TheOfficialPSIThat's why you get educated first... and then still wait decades anyway.
I moved to a small town so it was easier. Got a job paying double what most entry level jobs pay here without any college.
Keep it up 👍 @@fortheloveofnoise
Orientation being only about the situation that was years ago and has changed, not applying anymore for the current world, is on point.
I'm skipping the kids. I can barely manage my own mental health.
Like exactly. If I wanna fyck up some more lives besides my own, I can deffinitely go for the kids.
And our leaders wonder why don’t have a decent birth rate.
@@noneofyourbusiness4133 Yup. Collective mental health is down the toilet, and a lot of it could be remedied with wages that allow us to thrive. But nooooooooo.
Most people that live in poverty in my contray have 4 or more kids
@@sambothefate3462 Where I live, people are already in poverty before having kids and many are deciding not to have kids they can't afford even if they want them. Others decide to have them anyway and yell "classism" when they're criticized for putting their wants above the child's needs.
Phil is the best person to seek advice from abt adulthood
If he wasn’t dead he’d be an icon for us all, lol
@@landokalriz i think he's just resting his eyes
"Bills have this unique tendency to.. only go up."
LOL. Nothing truer has ever been spoken.
This is too real, man you nailed my anxiety impression
I hope it has now been amplified 😎
This is too true 😂 except for the college thing. College is not easy. And u usually have to work while going to college so life still sucks.
Yeah that’s true for a lot of majors, I’m more referin to the useless majors people do for the sole purpose of having fun
@@landokalriz I guess you are right about that. Colleges invest too much in their athletes when such a small amount go pro and even that can only last a few years. Thanks for the response by the way, I think you are hillarious.
@@landokalriz me too
And you’re broke and can barely afford to pay for basic things like gas or groceries
I’m relatively young but have had the inevitable beatdown experience of the adult world. I can guarantee that not having the things I wanted as a kid made this journey 10x easier. When I see parents not letting a shred of real life pain enter their grown child’s life, I see it as an injustice to the eventual reality their letting their kids face.
Yeah I’m 18 and woefully unprepared for being an adult. My mom pretty much acts like a teenager and my dad lets us do whatever we want. Its pretty hard to discover what you wanna do and be when you grow up like that. I used to have ambition. I used to have dreams and lofty goals I was on track to achieve. Then I did a little bit of a dual credit college program, got depressed, dropped out, am back in high school for my senior year, and dont know what to do with myself even a little bit. The only thing I’m looking forward to is marriage.
@@ava4689Please find a good mentor you look up to (on line, in a book or rl) and get a little bit of therapy if you can afford it. You tube also has resources if not. I wish I could have had these things at 18. My mum and dad sound similar to yours. I ended up depressed 😔 and then I ended up in an abusive relationship because I couldn't recognize the red flags or even what a healthy relationship looked like. Please please please seek out what a healthy relationship looks like before you get into one yourself. And keep that picture in your mind. And no grifter stuff either! Your parents influence your choices at 18 more than you realize so open you mind to some healthy experiences it will set you up for the rest of your life! From an internet mother.
Ava get back in college and finish what you started. Trust me it’s better to get it out of the way asap.
@@DropBox-jx6yr 💯💯 Agree
One of the most intelligent comments I’ve ever read on the subject. My upbringing gave me the same gift. I’ve given my children that same gift, much to the chagrin of other parents.
I just love whenever he pointed to Phil passed out; Especially on the couch! 🤣🤣 I’m sharing this with my fellow colleagues as I think the video shows a good example to high school kids who should be more serious with education and life!
Right😂
I really wish I didn't screw around so much Highschool looking back. My transcript looks like 💩 and haunts me now. 🤣
As someone who just recently became an adult. This is scarily on time
😂
don't forget to leave ur hopes and dreams at the door!
It doesn't actually suck, there's just less freedom than we believed in as children. If you need more, start a business. College is a ripoff in many ways though. 50/50 wasn't a bad conclusion 😂
Wait wait wait. You’re missing a step. He needs experience before he can get a job.
Shouldn’t have gone to college then🙈
@@landokalriz but that’s not going to give you experience. You need a job for that.
This!
@@Booyou654As Ben Sisko raged once: "That's a circular argument and you know it!"
As an non adult I can relate to this miserably cause Iam the older sibling
Older sibling team😢
Oldest sibling gang for life... woohooooo...
Let's fucking GOOOOOO
Same😢
Parentified
As an adult who's 22 years old and has no girlfriend, I can already see this going bad for me in the next few years. 😇
Oh man, you have no idea, lol
You've survived the first five years! Ready for your first lifelong debilitating medical condition?
@@Mikemk_ Looking forward to it! 😄
@@Mikemk_ 25 currently and im now dreading that in 4-5 years.
@@KazShiro Don't worry, the real bad health problems don't usually start till the 60s if you were okay at looking after yourself.
I mean joint problems suck, sure, but they're nothing compared to organ failure.
Enjoy your health! You won't have it forever. 4:56
I’ve found that being an adult, at least in my life, is so much more relaxed and easy to handle than it ever was as a kid. My adult orientation was “No one will care, and you will die by 25.” Still trucking decently well.
You must’ve had a rough childhood then
I got told "adults solve their own problems." Wonder how my parents will react when I tell them that at Retirement Home time instead of letting them live with me.
Am I being sarcastic or bluffing? Even I don't know.😏😁
Well I imagine my adulthood to be
Better as well …at least I hope so
Adulthood is awesome compared to childhood and I've actually enjoyed living for some time now. Yeah it's stressful- but I have tools now. I have the means to manage my stress so much better.
In childhood, I was expected to manage things adults struggle with and had to do it over and over, while told I'm whining and should be grateful. I had major depression since 7. I wanted to drown myself in the school bathroom in 2nd grade. I stood on bridges and regretted being too scared to jump.
You couldn't pay me enough to go back to being a kid. It was hell. A job is nowhere near that hell.
"Don't me and you look the exact same, though?"
"No idea what you're talking about."😆
I was going to comment on that if someone else hadn't already. 😅
4th wall break
😏
Man this is brilliant. This is exactly how I would imagine it happening, spot on lando
😂thank you❤
As someone who spent my whole childhood saying “I can’t wait to be an adult” I can confirm I decided to just go to collage after 1 year of a minimum wage job
life as an adult is just a Dark Soul game where life worked against you,
and everytime you screwed up,
your wife and kids will get acquired by another suitable gentlemen that was way better than you ever will,
and you got left to die a horrifying death,
and don't forget to pay for the child support and your ex-wife pocket money.
or else even hell won't accept you there
Damn this video is the living definition of bitter sweet... depressing and funny at the same time, but more of the first thing for younger folks
I tried to avoid getting too morbid and failed miserably, lol
My life has been the other way round. Childhood and adolescence have not been anything near the fun implied here. Adulthood however has been pretty great so far. Not always easy, but way better than anything before
26 year old and newly single here. I work in an office and live in a house with roommates. Honestly loving life right now. There’s a lot more time to explore your own interests when you’re not investing 50% of your off-hours to someone else. ^_^
100%. I think part of the reason I’m enjoying adulthood so much is because my childhood sucked
Yes 100% agree
If my childhood ends up being the best and most interesting part of my life then I really see no reason to continue on at all
So basically what you guys are saying is that your childhood is sucked so much that you ended up enjoying a slitghly less worse adulthood
every one is blaming the age but you can depressed or fulfilled at any age. its not about time its about your nature and everything you have experienced throughout your life.
This video hits so hard because it is so true. Being an adult is so daunting and crushing between all the nonstop bills and responsibilities. Doesn't help that the economy is so bad right now and nothing is affordable. The healthcare system is also flawed on so many levels. It's really nice to have family that I can lean on because otherwise I feel like I'd be homeless or dead. I think it's so tragic how so many people are working multiple jobs just to barely afford to live.
This video needs to be mandatory for kids entering highschool lmao.
😂should be played on day one
@landokalriz
Well im watching this after my second day...
@@landokalrizDay One of their lives? Or do you wait until they've reached Age 3 and can remember what you said?
Seriously, get yourself an agent!
Excellent, very very funny content, as usual.
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
And there was only one major part that wasn't mentioned that we all 'love':
TAXES
I had to do a whole separate video to cover that mess🙁
Literally 2 days after I turned 18 I got into a deathly car accident. I didn't need this video to tell me adulthood sucks cuz that experience said it all.
"support a family" with one job?? lmaoooo stopppp 😂😂😂
My teacher played this in class, and I was instantly reminded of all the shorts I watched of you 😭 Your sarcasm is amazing
P.S. He is the world’s best teacher fr
Alternatively you can join the military and have ALL of the above simultaneously! It's like a nice smooth transitional period between childhood and adulthood. Except not sweet at all and you don't get to quit for like 4 or 6 years. Welcome to being an adult.
😂helps you learn real quick that’s for sure
My friend's son took that route. Dead in Afghanistan.
Or ptsd that will make you more likely to blow your brains out due to an absolutely destroyed mental health, all endorsed by an old man in a suit that uses words like "patriot" "be a moral man" and whatnot to make you want to fight in an impoverished country
That's if you are eligible for military and right now they at a 50% shortage because the overly strict standards and that new gen Z gen doesn't want to join.
I agree, but that smooth transition does have its drawbacks. You’ll leave the military with bad joints and, for some people, terrible mental health. But hey, maybe if you’re lucky, you can get the VA to pay you for all that 😅
Now I want to see part 2 where he gets the ones coming from college
How tf is our species still alive? Like staying alive for the vast majority of people barely even makes sense.
😂 😂 Oh no, fortunately I'm extremely happy with my life as an adult but probably because I grew up poor and didn't get to make a lot of my own choices and now I pretty much do what I want, just have to work super hard for it. lol also I don't have kids or much family so I feel pretty free....but I did laugh WAY too hard at this
As somebody who missed out on college because I was trying to “do the right thing” and “be a good boyfriend” to an abusive woman, I became a cosplayer after I escaped from the abuser. And now? After my bills are paid I refuse to be “an adult” 🤣
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I’m working hard, so I deserve to have fun, darn it! 😎 my non-work life is basically constant roleplay, and despite what several therapists kept telling me, I refuse to make career my priority - and definitely don’t care to “get married and have children”
How. TF. Is this guy not getting millions of views? WOW you're good! 😂
Thank you❤❤
Because this is a ripoff of another comedian's video with the exact same title.
Opposite experience for me. Childhood was terrible, adulthood is great.
Ofc it takes a while to adjust to the responsibilities and it's normal for it to feel scary at first.
I’m 21 and I can honestly say that both my childhood and adulthood so far have been depressing. The only thing that is better is that I’m not constantly being judged by everyone in high school.
And this is EXACTLY why I just want to go back to being a kid. None of this sounds worth it.
Gotta take it upon ourselves to create the life we want🙏🏼
I understand 😭😭
“Aaaand he went to college” 😆 😆
😂
Family - You know all those awesome friends you have now and all the fun times you have together? Well, this "family" thing just completely destroys all that. You see, you have to devote 130% of *all* non-working time to this "Family" otherwise these people will resent and abandon you leaving you with... a horrifying death
Friends, hah, remember those? Lol
I’m 16. It’s crazy how I see people saying oh I want to be an adult for the thing is you want to be an adult and you think it’s all freedom until it actually starts looming in and you realize that it’s going to come extremely soon. Yeah man I don’t think I want to be an adult.
I just wanna have *a* fun period in my life girl. I'm 16 too. So adulthood's gotta be it
Life liberty and the "pursuit of happiness" you'll be pursuing the happiness part for the rest of your life.
This should be played in every high school, college, etc.
I love how Phil went from ‘Probably asleep’ to ‘Oh, yeah, he’s definitely dead.’
Who said life WOULD be easy straight out of Highschool? How to make your life better;
Step 1: don’t get married or a partner cause it’s a waste of time, energy, and money
Step 2: it’s recommended to get some sort of college degree, but don’t get loans. Always try to apply for scholarships (for those who live in New York, try to get into nursing since there’s a huge deficit right now and the government is willing to pay you to become a nurse 👍🏻
Step 3: don’t do dumb things like drugs or gambling
Here I am having a quarter life crisis about adulting and then this video appears in my recommendations… 🤯😭
"Alright, so now you need to know about taxes."
"Oh, what can you tell me about them?"
"HAHAH. Only that they are super important, and you need to do them perfectly or you go to jail and lose everything."
"So... how do I know how to do them right?"
"You give the money you'd get from tax refunds to a guy, who will make sure you get that tax refund."
As someone who decided to not to go college, I feel this on a spiritual level
You forgot to mention youll soon notice that it dosent matter how hard you work and how much hours you put in you will still always be broke for some reason
don't forget about the purgatory most people with disabilities get stuck in where you aren't a child anymore but are not able to become a fully functional adult because people refuse to employ you and even if they do your needs are not garunteed to actually be accomodated and the existence of other barriers to independence that are invisible to abled folk such as transportation and infrastructure.
Best CZcams video I have watched in ten years!!! ❤❤❤flipping hilarious and absolutely accurate.
they need to show this video in every single school , very important
I could’ve used it😞
4th wall broken 😂 but damn make it best you can for new adults 😅.
This guy has mastered the art of passive aggressiveness where he’s just constantly aggressive
Bold to assume a high school grad gets an office job. You need a college degree to answer phone calls now.
You either go to the warehouse or into the service industry
This is why I live with my parents, now I only have to do like half of a job.
Phil really was having the best time of his life
Looks like everything caught up to him😞
believe it or not this is motivational for me
The face that its my 18th birthday and this is my CZcams recommendation 💀
As someone who recently began adulting... this hits home
Schools need to show this to seniors on the last day
my 5yr old literally goes “mommy u always get to do what u want…”
i’m like “uh…no, u think i WANT to take u to all the activities ur grandma and dad signed u up for??”
and that’s why they all have the same last name and i’m keeping mine.
Life doesn’t have to be terrible. Like I’m not rich or anything (I’m middle class) but I’m lucky to be living with my parents and living a comfortable life. Thank god my parents are good to me, because i would not survive on my own. It’s incredibly hard for me to get a job (because I’m neurodivergent and I didn’t go to college or get my GED. I was homeschooled after 5th grade) I also don’t have my license or a car. And there’s no way I’m having kids, not my thing. I’d love to find the one guy for me tho. I am definitely lucky, I just wish society made life easier for everyone. You don’t have to get rid of the stuff you enjoyed as a kid/teen, heck…in my experience it’s actually vital to keep your inner childhood spirit alive…because without it…you’ll forget how to have fun…and be happy. So live your life to the fullest, life doesn’t need to be miserable. Heck…it shouldn’t be miserable, it should be wonderful.
😂😂😂plot twist i grew up in the hood so mfs grew up quickly.... but vid funny asl. In school rn n have worked a few jobs, but things are looking up now 🙌🏾 🙏🏾
i am 19 and i watch this everyday to help guide me through adulthood
"So where does happiness play in all this?"
"Never heard of it" 🤣🤣
I already reached the job part when I turned 16, have my own debit card, and thanks to school, life really isn't that fun beforehand, apart from summer.
The "bills" image search bit got me.
As an adult in India, I'm about to blow your mind!
It doesn't really matter if we turn 18 or 19 or 25. Our parents still pay for everything we have. And even pay for our wants and expenses.
Until we get a job AFTER college.
And most of them dont even appreciate it enough! I just feel so bad and guilty to spend the money they give me.
Then stop accepting their money!
@@lisanidog8178 they give it on their own will and with happiness. And some of us give them back even more after we get old. So that they don't have to work.
@@drazikenn then why complain you “just feel so bad and guilty to spend the money they give me”. You forgot what you wrote. So annoying.
@@lisanidog8178 naturally you would feel guilty to spend someone's money. Because at that time you don't have it give back.
@@drazikenn I never felt that because the arrangement was I paid it back. There was only twice when the people said I didn’t have to repay. THAT I felt guilty about. I always left it open. You have to stop thinking that all people do something the same way. It depends on who you deal with.
This needs to be shown to every middle and highschooler before graduation 😂
Collab with Ryan George incoming
I think this is why a lot of people go to college. They just want another 4 years before having to enter adulthood. I just graduated high school a day ago and I’m too young to deal with this stuff now
Yeah, I may not go to college, so shit
Says a lot about how shit adult hood really is when people are willingly putting themselves in extreme debt just to avoid the stress of adult hood for another 4 years.
That being said, as a 19 year old who’s living with his mom, working at McDonald’s to earn just a bit of money and has just finished high school. This shit hits hard.
I didn’t plan on going to college, my plan was to just go straight into Air Force and while I’m unlisted I’ve yet to be given a proper ship date.
Kinda wish I did plan for college now because at the very least I wouldn’t feel like a bum.
@@xavierrivera3407 lol same situation but my mom wont event let me go to airforce even though I feel like it can change my life in a better way 💀💀
That was true for me as well. College is a way to postpone the 9-5. But unless we get out of the Ratrace ourselves, we're stuck there indefinitely.
Didn't Ryan George make a video about this exact thing
I will be 18 in November, and this is why it terrifies me so much.
Someone once told me: the harder things are when you're in college, the easier things will be when you leave. (And vice versa)
Basically, choose a career that makes good money even if its difficult to learn, and you'll spend the rest of your days with enough financial freedom to enjoy adulthood 😊
ryan goerge made the same type of video with the exact same title
literally 💀
Yes but with an entirely different script
The guide holds people hostage...to prevent them from escaping back to childhood
Mark Twain said, “If you can’t get to old age by any other than a comfortable route- don’t you go!!”
I'm a couple of months away from being an adult and I'm scared ngl😂😂😂
Best of luck to ya, don’t be Phil🙏🏼
“Bills have this unique tendency to only go up” 😂😭
I’m graduating high school tomorrow so I feel this
We need this. They just give you a job if you take the tour? No month after month of rejection causing you to spiral into a deep depression? Sign me up!
Another solution is to move to remote small towns
Oh my gosh. This was so hilarious. Haha. I especially liked how he said you must wipe the smile off your face or he will rip them off. Lol
😂thank youu
"Everyone you know and love will die"
The sentence of a lifetime....
"You cling to an illusion of confidence. You think everything will last: youth, loved ones, pizza. But all will pass or end, and you must accept that"
I love this dude hes incredible 😂😂😂 ALWAYS kills me
😂 thank you🙏🏼 don’t end up like phil
With enough luck and privilege, my adulthood has actually gotten a lot better in my 30s. Incidentally, I also went back to school, but I'm optimistic that I can create a life that is worth living. Incidentally, a "life worth living" used to be my baseline expectation, and now it's my goal.
Mans is 100% not capping here.
1:25 discribed an Office worker in seconds
Lmao, I wanna be a kid again 😩
That's how you know you're doing it right
@@ExistentialFart damn straight!😤👍
Bills had me 😂
Hilarious and sadly accurate.
Lmfao you see that door right there yeah your dreams are going to be somewhere through that