When Idiots Buy Haunted Houses in Scary Movies

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[@empressathanasiadealgerobe3661]

I always found it hilarious that all the problems the protagonists face when in a horror could’ve been avoided if they just didn’t buy the house.

[@landokalriz]

And they always die, a proper ending

[@wouterkessel4852]

I mean I usually feel like a bigger problem is that once they figure out there is all kinds of demonic bullshit in the house but their kids are still safe, that they then don't just burn the place down and claim fire related insurance to buy another place or even just build a new house somewhere.

[@TheBroodyKai]

Fr bro 😭😭

[@enderdude7828]

@@landokalriz Natural Selection

[@PandaMontana924]

It wouldn't be a horror movie without it

[@Subchallenge12]

Respect to the guy wearing the suit. He had to go through 2 pairs of underwear and have to explain to those 2 dudes creepy stuff in a creepy forest right beside a haunted house and still be kinda chill.

[@landokalriz]

This man GRINDS, lol

[@TheAbyssUpdate]

@@landokalriz also grinds in his undies too

[@halobity_]

@@landokalriz W

[@camden83]

alpha male

[@paper2979]

I would like this but it’s 666 likes sooo

[@permbansal3377]

"how are you going to split up when you're both going to the Attic" 🤣 this got me so hard🤣🤣😂

[@landokalriz]

😂

[@vladraduandrei5227]

kinky guy

[@CyanSunny]

​@@vladraduandrei5227 LMAO

[@Ohio7621]

"Let's split up gang!"

[@devonm042690]

@@Ohio7621 Velma, check the basement. Shaggy and Scooby, check the kitchen. Daphne and I will check the bedroom.

[@bldrun1504]

Man being a house seller in scary movies must be one of the easiest jobs. You just resell the house every passing murder for a profit.

[@landokalriz]

Truee but then again you won’t make much of a commission cause the price of that house has gotta be close to nothing😂

[@bldrun1504]

@@landokalriz True true. You think they could get extra cash selling life insurance for the house buyers or are they too dumb to get one.

[@squidman9343]

Bro the real estate in scary movies must be non profit charities.

[@ProfAzimov]

@bldrun1504 Nah, buying life insurance

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5, free bank

[@Leaferton]

ngl the idiots are actually smart af for not turning around, maybe we underestimated them

[@landokalriz]

Just ignore the ghosts and they’ll F off, works every time

[@Leaferton]

@@landokalriz that's what I'm saying, like there's no time when turning around to see the ghost has ended well

[@onurardabayram9180]

I love how he’s so sarcastic yet so serious 🗿

[@landokalriz]

😂

[@meganlewis2424]

My grandparents have a house that was built on the site of a Native American massacre and a civil war hospital with a mass unmarked grave next to it that he built a shed on. It's in front of a river where a woman was violent murdered at and the man framed for the crime was hung in his front yard. So, it's extremely haunted. I'm pretty sure this was how that day went when they were buying that house.

[@mcdonalds_romania]

Bruh

[@sakuyaizayoi8946]

nah the ghosts are too busy fighting each other for the haunting rights, they are gonna be fiiiine

[@StanSpk7]

tbf if you dont believe in that bs you can catch quite the deal on a house this way

[@ahmedabuzaid8126]

Bro... How tf did they even get the idea to buy this house

[@codbus7651]

@@StanSpk7 i dont believe in scary chainsaw men living in my basement now

[@VictorianError]

“Gateway to hell house” 💀

[@landokalriz]

No red flags yet

[@clobzz]

is it the “gateway to hell” house or the “gateway to hellhouse”

[@AmericanBrit9834]

Right next to the highway to hell. Which as an AC/DC fan I am totally willing to die for

[@BuiHieuDong]

The fact that they both were so calm when there was a literal demon behind them, how brave they are!

[@Jalapos1]

Dong

[@ChromeDog1450]

Yea man it's like they don't even care that there is a demon behind Them!

[@chloroplast8611]

Stop being everywhere

[@snailincident]

How are you everywhere

[@nool607]

nothing to do with begin brave

[@_XPXI]

“I think I saw something”
“Nah you’re hallucinating, it’s perfectly normal to have grief over someone’s death-“
“But no ones dead yet”

[@dadatheartist-pt4th]

"The key word as yet"ಠ⁠ᴥ⁠ಠ

[@tostox1136]

Bro you're so sarcastically funny. I love your videos. Thank you!

[@landokalriz]

Thank you so much❤

[@lukasbessette-lukyrt37]

"Alright being in denial"😂😂😂

[@prettycureforever7102]

Love it 😂

[@moseechevowo]

A very underrated video while being one of the best on the entire channel.

[@landokalriz]

Thank you bro🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@m0n480]

this man is the embodiment of sarcasm but yet he's serious at the same time 💀

[@ZT1ST]

Now I kind of wanted to see a horror movie where the opening scene is the family going "Looks spooky, sure, but look at how cheap it is to own!".

[@ladyalicent705]

That’s why it always bother me when these horror movies focus on an incredibly wealthy family in the baby boomer era, a time of economic prosperity that is so significant that it’s literally the reason they are called ‘boomers’ (economic boom). It would make far more sense for these movies to be set in today’s world, where we’ve just come out of a pandemic, we’re in one of the biggest recessions in history, and when it comes to owning a house, families have to take what they can get! Could be a really good opening for a horror story!

[@ladyalicent705]

To be perfectly fair to these people, owning a house is damn near impossible these days, and houses that are genuinely believed to be haunted are often much, much cheaper. Having said that, haunted house movies almost always take place in the baby boomer era, a time of economic prosperity, and almost always focus on an extraordinarily wealthy family, so the logic kind of flies out the window when you look at it like that.

[@thediethrower1803]

We need another episode of them surviving completely unharmed through dumb luck

[@womenarescary0]

I love the "paraplegic" bit, so funny

[@landokalriz]

😂thank youu

[@burntturkey9996]

I read this wrong and thought it'd be about those haunted attraction scenes where there's 1 character scared out of their mind, as if they're in mortal danger.

[@Kevin7557]

A Haunted House resolved the moving answer by having the protagonist be too poor to move and he knew it.

[@DotNetDemon83]

This is the funniest skit I have ever seen

[@landokalriz]

Thanks bro😂❤️

[@veterankid179]

There is to many funny things to quote from this one video 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Respect to that agent for keeping his calm with those two idiots

[@landokalriz]

😂he’s the true hero, too bad he couldn’t save them, lol

[@veterankid179]

@@landokalriz nah at this point they deserve to die. 🤣

[@jackgarrison8497]

@@landokalriz Yeah I think that The Grim Reaper claimed Their Souls

[@kelleyk28]

"I think any murders are too many murders". 😂 Also, "would you guys shut the f*ck up?" I keep rewinding. That part is so funny. Definitely my favorite video.

[@Vertraic]

Solved murders with the single perpetrator behind bars is one thing. UNSOLVED murders, or cases where there is a new murderer repeatedly, as the previous one gets caught each time is not. Bonus points if each murderer winds up killing themselves or is so out of it they are placed in an asylum instead of a prison each time:D

[@eptgamers]

Bro they were so calm when the demon was so close that they were basically inside them😂
Edit: “Who the hell wrote this skit”😂

[@landokalriz]

😂

[@galanthus7671]

This was really hilarious.. Just the thoughts of every horror movie watcher😂

[@Klokinator]

What the real estate agent did not know was that these two men were the children of... THE DOOMSLAYER.

[@awsomesause42]

Bro please make more long skits there so funny

[@captainobvious9233]

I always love when a family it tormented during the night by an evil spirit, then the next morning they are all sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast like nothing happened.

[@nickle_juice1021]

I can't wait for most of the comments to be a quote from the video.

[@landokalriz]

😂as expected

[@whitneysmiltank]

God, this is so freaking funny and well written. Love your stuff.

[@SusLord633]

No one would die in horror movies if they had common sense.

[@MichiganFan222]

"I think he is paraplegic"
🤣

[@ObservingLibertarian]

Honestly this translates over, astonishingly well, to so many other possible themes and scenarios in which you're just trying - with every possible breath - to get people to think and behave in a rational way: and they not only refuse, but think you're the one who's out of bounds. Here's one example - or at least it's a hint in order that the comment not get flagged by c3n$or bots: *I* don't have myocarditis, and no one who followed my advice does either - what a fluke though, right? It is seriously *this* video, on a multitude of subjects, it is exactly this.

[@jonathanX01]

A eerie thunderstorm just over the house. I'm sold on it. People will think twice when they go knocking at my door.

[@prancerandromeo]

1:49 princess bride reference

[@immortalgamers8504]

i would love to watch two guys in a "horror move" playing the roll of these idiots

[@tnavaceo]

3:36 - There’s a demon standing behind you…

[@thesong7877]

Honestly somewhere in the back of my mind is a passive hope that I'll stumble on a conveniently located house everybody thinks is haunted, so that I can buy it cheap. Since, you know, ghosts and hauntings don't exist and all.
But you'd think in those movie universes where they do, everybody would be aware that they do, and those buyers are pretty stupid.

[@danser_theplayer01]

Will Smith got in exactly this situation but he was a real estate agent acting like those characters who would split in a hounted house.
(movie)

[@ThatCulinaryDudeFromOhio]

This is how many people agree this guy is super underrated
⬇️

[@landokalriz]

Just one I guess , lol

[@maryzmijski6087]

@@landokalriz Two

[@thewerid1]

Only 29 ppl so far

[@evilsadness3867]

You know what'd be funny? a horror series where agroup is completely oblivios to what's happening. They keep just barely avoiding death and killer/ghost/monster get's increasingly more agitatee, going all like: "Hellooo! Notice me pls."
I can imagine it thanks to this vid. I'll save it to writing ideas.

[@ginalewis8747]

Nawh this is just because houses get too expensive T-T

[@PoeticBanana3]

I love the accuracy of this

[@the_Earth_3]

is no one gonna talk about the beginning where the guy in the suit says that the house has 2 and a half bathrooms 😂

[@koryir]

I think he's paraplegic I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@StylizedRumination]

I love your humor and videos.
Just found your channel recently, got a new subscriber.

[@doodler1]

0:50 supposed to be serious but laughed at the expression

[@landokalriz]

😂

[@ulrichbrodowsky5016]

Yeah, that's really stupid. I mean that real estate guy is a bit too careful!

[@aniken6877]

Honestly, I would go out of my way to buy a haunted house.
What’s a ghost gonna do throw a book at me?

[@MamaMOB]

I'm not hearing anything about foundational issues or roof problems. I would totally buy that house. I mean I already work nights, I assume that the tenant in the basement also works nights, so we shouldn't have an issue there. And I love red!

[@dabonethug]

They know a good deal when they see one

[@Machodave2020]

Had to watch this again before I watch pt. 2.

[@cubed.public]

Honestly, understandable if you don't believe a ghost will kill you
Whats not understandable is anyone looking at a run-down house in the middle of nowhere and going....yea i want to live here

[@Mgrom-r7c]

“An exact number would be ideal, thanks.”
“Everyone.” This has me dead 💀

[@coolbro8922]

Those 3 scenarios? Yeah, all of them makes me think of one word.
Run

[@mrUFWPIRL]

*POV*
you watch too many Hollywood horror films

[@TheScarletSlayer]

It's the 11th commandment
"Thou shalt make thyn decisions poorly if in a horror film".

[@Paul2.4T]

"you're right this guy is paraplegic" "I actually looked up the term shortly after we talked and it did not mean what I thought it meant" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 I FUCKING DIED

[@aria_slayz_fr]

The video that I first watch from a CZcamsr is the one that I will always be nostalgic about. This is it.

[@caped_crusader4]

calling the real estate agent paraplegic lol

[@jamie-ic9qk]

2 & 1/2 bath 😂

[@gilberthope7970]

im dying this dude is genius

[@WtfFrosty]

What a bloody fucking legend

[@jennifershepherd2145]

I thought the title said "why" idiots in horror movies buy haunted houses. Guess we're all still looking for that answer.

[@Just-a-good-gamer]

Well, if it were me, the ghosts would probably be the one moving, cuz they'd be creeped out... 😐

[@LawAndBedlum]

Every single horror movie involving a house. Giant red flags 🚩 everywhere but fools are selecting paint schemes

[@zeroenna8554]

You burn the house down for insurance money, then sell the lot to a promising young couple looking to build their starter home and let them deal with the now homeless ghosts.

[@shakesqueereantragedyy]

“alright, who the hell wrote this skit?” OH SHIT SOMEONE GRAB THE FLEX TAPE, THE FOURTH WALL IS FUCKING SHATTERED

[@dxs2_938]

Hey Lando, new video short idea
"Confronting Ethan Zuckerman"
The man responsible for giving us unskippable ads.

[@stanleyholmes1266]

I mean...20 years with no bids means could probably get a very cheap deal.

[@Kmn483]

Of course there's a tire swing!
It's for that random girl to-- aaand she's gone.

[@Alagrum]

this guy is just toooo funny lmaoo

[@peckychicken]

"ok, who the hell wrote this skit" 😂

[@lucarioyt1848]

3:19 fnaf ghost :are we a joke to you

[@ryanwinters9375]

You know, they might not actually be stupid in a lot of horror movies the monsters get stronger from fear so completely, ignoring it might actually be the way

[@stevenwilikens3672]

the shed has a watermark on it, makes it way funnier, ghost owns a photocopied shed :D

[@chachachi-hh1ks]

I would buy a haunted house and become a landlord. And I would require all my tenants to pay upfront, without ability to get money back if they change their minds.

[@ShadowstormProducts]

The fact you didn't make the buyers ghosts surprised me.

[@ymja]

Me pretending tears weren’t coming out of my eyes from how much I was laughing at this 😂😂❤

[@CosmicAggressor]

Okay at this point I am scared of these 2. They might actually get the ghosts and axe murderers to split the morguage (Because of course they can't aford to actually buy the house) and keep any murderous activities to the nearby pre-k after 3pm.

[@lorettawhiteside3153]

They love bing haunted 😂😂😂

[@yao5921]

Ghosts only appear when it is dark, just put up some light, there won't be any danger at all.

[@waelse1]

Very funny as always.

[@landokalriz]

Glad you enjoyed it🙏🏼

[@Ace2014Ace]

Cash up front, then IDGAF what happens with your situation.

[@LiamGoulding-mo2lv]

I literally found this after I just watched The Evil Dead 😅😅😅

[@yukkiasuna2161]

i actuaLLY SEARCHED THE WORD 😂😂😂😂

[@MegaguiruzEditzz2000]

i love how he used “parapeligic” wrong

[@rileymcphee9429]

Never pass up a killer deal on real estate.

[@darrenmayfield]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT DEAD AF

[@landokalriz]

😂thanks bro🙏🏼

[@Artisticzorya]

People's stupidity in horror movies is hilarious to me 🤣🤣

[@TheFrenchieFries]

Reasons why you should subscribe:
The only one hurt in this video is himself, no harm done to anyone else.
He is so funny.
He is underrated, like who the frick isn't subscribed?
He works hard on his videos.
He litterly RESPONDS to comments.
His shorts are genius.

[@Zeikestsu]

The Scooby-Doo team be like
POG

[@WhoHereLikesFire]

just so everybody knows, paraplegic pretty much means paralyzed waist down

[@overklog5023]

2 and half bath 😂😂

[@TommyFehr]

Bro sounds like every white person in a horror movie 💀

[@FIVEBASKET]

Yea

[@landokalriz]

😂

[@akanuwolf]

You know, trying to get a house in this economy... This house would be a steal

[@Rayanna-cramer]

This is so funny, yet so true 🤣🤣🤣

[@YZZGG_CGI]

OMG I JUST GOT A 4 MINUTE AD. AND I CAN'T SKIP IT 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Gamer-zy3ci]

Greatest comedian ever

[@Xavygames.]

This man should be in tv