Bill Burr | the Monday Morning Podcast LIVE- 10-27-19
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- Bill rambles live in Los Angeles about the Grand Ole Opry, fashion through the years, and being spied on by the NSA.
produced by Andrew Themeles & All Things Comedy
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Witnessing the birth of Sit-down comedy
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Ali Siddiq already has that down. Bill Cosby did it first, but the less said about that, the better.
and people call me lazy....yeah uh im gonna tell stories and look at my computer. can i get a beer ovah herre
Chappelle has also done this. And Burr has worked with Chappelle.
@@Theomite here and theres....Bill is trending what those just did not so much
"Titanic was horrible......Imagine if they made 9/11 a chick flick" 😮😮😂😂😂😂😂
@Janjão Jonata 😂😂😂😂😂
It’s been done already. Forgot the movie, but there was a Rom-Com with a twist ending showing the guy in the tower on September 11, 2001.
Look up "Remember Me" lolol, and watch the ending
VaughnJogVlog Holy fuck your right, lmao I forgot about that horrific movie
Kevin Johnson lol I thought the same thing.
Bill is the living embodiment 'you no what really grinds my gears'
and that's about the entirety of his 'substance'
know
@@sirrom5155 he's a comedian he's not Aristotle
@@BlazRa no but he made good points, are we not supposed to take it seriously?
@@cardinalwilson8034 Take it seriously
You can tell his jokes and his advicr apart very well.
Bill is a rare gem. I am glad that he exists.
Frfr💯💯
If this guy ever comes to England
I will get a provie loan out to go and see him
because I'm on universal credit (welfare) he is fast becoming the world No1 in comedy forget the rest
He is the best !
These days Nia own his balls though sadly 🤷♂️
He exists to entertain us all
@@brunoleite8380 please elaborate
Did I just watch a bald redhead laying on his couch and rant about shit for almost two hours?
Yes I did.
Did I enjoy it?
One of the greatest things I've ever seen
You only can't say the greatest because the philly incident is and was the best
This has to be really inspiring for aspiring comedians, being at a point in your career where you can just go on stage in a sweatshirt on a couch and just say whatever's on your mind and the crowd loves it. Burr's definitely one of the GOATs
Cause that the ginger fucking goat .no other one can do that chit ok
I'm sure dave chappel's cigarette agrees
@@jasonmutschall6154Dave's right there with him as well
Bill's Southern hick accent is as iconic as Dave Chappelle's old white man accent.
I perfonally prefer his women voice xD
Hes bostonian
@@Spazticmonkey1000 we know.. reread the OP
@@Spazticmonkey1000 Did you know he is a human being?
@@e3IZrZ you must be fun at parties 😂
This needs to be a Netflix Series Bill just ranting and reading letters.. so damn funny
He already does this it's called his podcast
@@anitabonghit7606 with an audience on stage god damn there is always one lol
@cronini1 ditto
Or just have it on CZcams...
Netflix ruined Norm MacDonald's podcast and also forced his old ones off CZcams when they bought the rights to it. Netflix would problary force Bill to be tame too unfortunately. Bill is better unleashed as was Norm.
Bill is in his own league. It's incredible how comfortable, casual and in-control he is in environments like this. What a beast
Well his body language actually implies tension and nervousness, but as always, he handles it masterfully.
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@@mooeyterrieblay834 Eh?
@@mooeyterrieblay834 Yeah bro I knew it wasn't just me. Glad you noticed that too. I don't agree about the part you were talking about the pacquiao v mayweather fight.
@@vuk8550 You state eternal truth...GENIUS Bill Burr...it ain't fair...so good.
Bill, NEVER change...never mellow. YOU are perfect just the way you are.
Truck driver here... I listen to Bill on the home stretch of my route every night lately. This guy is hilarious and I'm not even a huge stand up guy.
Well you are a truck driver 😅
This podcast is better than most comedy specials
Yep. Bills the 🐐
Idk man, I fkn love this podcast but as someone who's not American whenever he talks about American football I just completely shut off n get bored fast, also I think he'd need guests to become that popular but no question if he went for that format he'd definitely be better than Joe
@@willscruton2631 yeah im not a fan of football or sports at all. Sometimes ill listen other times ill skip it. He still inevitably says some funny shit talking about sports too.
Is this a podcast for real? I thoutght, it was a standup, i mean a seat down comedy 😂😂😂
@@willscruton2631 that’s why I love burr though man. He doesn’t do this for anyone else but himself but also knows the reach or exposure that a podcast has. Even when he talks about specific shit to him he can find a way to make you laugh, regardless of whether or not you’re invested. You’ve got to love or better respect anybody who simply does them. Page out of Patrices book. Gotta love Billy broad brush ova-heeeaaaayyyyy!!!
I almost died of laughter within the first 2 minutes.
Imagine if they made 911 into a chick flick... Murdered me!
You know its going to happen.
Having a live audience makes the Podcast better, giving it a laugh track.
It is a laugh track
If bill does podcast with camera and a setup he'll be popular as jre
big true
I wish they would join their podcasts. They are fuckin hilarious together.
Jre's a joke compared to this
@@TheHonestTerrorist my two cents on JRE: Why the holy fuck is it so long? 3-4 hours are you kidding me?
Gordon Morrice nobody cares that he’s hunts and does DMT.
He's selling out venues just ranting and doing his podcast. Let that sink in! Basically no material, all the money! Genius!
To be fair i think that sheet he was holding was all material lol but he definitely was just ranting for a lot of it
@@TheCAPSLOCKrage the sheets were just the listener emails. he was just fidgeting.
Yeah. He's on a different level!
right, just think of him running the free world and doing this.. WAIT.. its already happening! lol
I'm not letting any more sinks in my house
"They can use a mouse, but they can't type their feelings."
I'm dying.
All of this is hysterical. I can't even quote one line, there's dozens of dingers
In his podcasts, stand ups and even in interviews I never get tired of hearing Bill crack himself up.
I like how the curtain gets pulled, and he’s just sitting on a couch. “Alright....”
Boss moment.
Wouldn't expect anything less from Sir Freckles.
And you're probably sitting on the toilet with shit drying on your asshole hairs while writing that
Because after he just gets two guys to carry the couch out with him on it like in Chapelle show
TheRosiebeam 👍
This could easily have been a very successful comedy special.
I actually like the MM podcast over his stand up most of the time. They episodes aren't as tight but he has a lot of great bits that he can't reuse
He definitely marketed it like one, well planned and executed
It is 😀
Wesley Davis yeah I agree, his voice on stage is still filtered compared to his podcast
Ironically Paper Tiger was pretty much rehashed material and podcast shenanigans.
This is why bill burr is the GOAT. On man one stage. Just walking out and making people laugh with whatever comes to his mind.
"Theater of solitude" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some people have a stream of consciousness that's just made for comedy.
I honestly believe it's because a lot of comics are slightly or severely ADHD. Thats why so many tangents stem from bill
Dead Man remind me again how was masculinity "outlawed"? I fucking hate the so called "progressive left" but you guys are nuts too
@@montinyek6554 ok jew
Dead Man no i think it's just talent
“It’s called conversation”
Bill burr ranting off the top of his head for 2 hours straight is still funnier than any other comedian who’s monotonously reciting rehearsed material for an hour
Because these 2 hours are 50 brilliant years in the making!
Agree
Completely agree. Especially younger comics. So many hacks.
So true. Crazy how he can just go be himself and entertain the shit out of everyone.
It takes resourcing and trial and error in stand up. Bill is one of a kind. Material needs to be broken down between different crowds, and then broken down by the comic for the best outcome. Specials arent just one time jokes they thought of the day before. Some jokes take years, some joke take weeks. Its all about the dialogue, crowd and comedian. Never forget the delivery...
Holy shit... over two hours of off the cuff hilarity... Bill Burr is so freakin genius....
I swear this was just as good and funny as any of his specials. Guy is such a natural stand up comedian.
11:20 - He broke down Beyonce's whole vibe on stage perfectly. Someone finally said it without fearing the retaliation of the B hive.
What the fuck is a B hive gayest shit I have ever heard.
What the hell is the B hive? That's a thing?
@@strengthandmasculinity Your mom's probably in it.
@@totalbliss1 what r u 12?weak
Bill told the entire city of Philadelphia to go fuck itself to it's face for 20 minutes straight. BYonce should be afraid of him.
This is like a free special with no prepared material and way more furniture. Thank you Bill
The guy at 20:30 who says "Tell us how you really feel" is still hanging
Like that’s the whole reason everyone is there.. to hear how he feels 🤦🏼♀️😆
“Eating a deep fried eagle” holy shit...even Bill was cracking up at his own joke.
"eating a deep fried eagle" fkn killed me
I died 🤣
@@cadillacdeville5828 Same here LOL
Tastes like chicken
YASS! It's like watching a Bill Burr new special ... Thanks to whoever came up with this idea.
Oslo MGTOW Incel navn
@@Cashout95 So let me get this straight. I'm supposed to somehow prove to you that I'm not an InCel, because being an InCel is the new bad thing to be nowadays, after being labeled a _"nerd"_ became a cool thing, right?
So that jab you threw at me was to say, _"You're MGTOW because you aren't getting laid often."_ But then if I pull up my notch count from the past two weeks alone, then it becomes an argument of, _"Oh but why won't you settle down and marry one of them?"_ ... and so on.
I'm guessing that all women must certainly love you for viewing them based on how badly you desire to stic7 your schlong inside them, don't they?
... From your comment, I assume *you place the importance of your life based on how many women you are chasing at any point in your existence.* That's why you've got a problem with any man who is refusing to put the pursuit of vagina in first place in his life, right? .... Must be fulfilling to be spending your waking hours everyday planning to please some vagina that day, since you've got no other higher ambitions beyond your reproductive functions. We'll certainly discover the next Albert Einstein by breeding more of your type. The human race can definitely bet on that! 😁
Oslo MGTOW Du trenger ikke svare på engelsk når jeg skriver til deg på norsk, du imponerer ingen.
Er bare stereotypisk å være incel og MGTOW samtidig, for å så deretter gå inn i en forsvarsmodus med novelle av antakelser og idiotiske påstander. Trist.
@@Cashout95 No stupid, you wanted to be famous so read it and perhaps it will give you new found meaning and purpose for your life. Cos evidently, you're still young and right now the success of your peni5 is the highest achievement in life that your brain can dream of. 😁 What an immature loser!
@Oslo MGTOW Spot on. 👏😁
"They're wearing the wrong tires."
😂😂😂
Bill ranting is somehow more funny than Kevin harts stand up
Puppy murder is funnier than Kevin Hart
He goes by Mark Normand now and he has gotten better.
Literally anything is funnier than Kevin hart's standup
A ded lizard is funnier than kevin hart
Wdym somehow
the titanic versus 9/11 thought was brilliant
Andre Aguas id watch that 9/11 movie.
Ironically they already did that to 9/11 its free on youtube
The FallenOneZz but its not a chick flick tho :/
This man has reached ultimate entertainment level. You just watch him exist and listen and it's enough.
Coming back to watch again and it's amazing that Bill doing a podcast live is better than a lot of stand ups today!
Bill and carlin are the funniest legend comedians to ever live
This is genuinely one of the funniest bits of bill burr I've ever seen, and this isn't even a special! This is how you can tell if a person is really funny, they don't have to prepare any lines or nothing but they go off the top and still are hilarious!! Go Billy bean bag!
It was prepared. U see his paper?
@@briancannon5614 obviously he has a list of topics to talk about and ads but its not like he rehearsed anything all the jokes are off top
He does tha same voices over n over which is annoying but other than he's golden
@@briancannon5614 and how many times he used that paper ? DRUG ADDICTS and then he loses thought ant just rants about something and its hilarious :D
It's how I found out Russell Peters is not funny. He was on a podcast for over an hour before he finally said something funny. Meanwhile actual funny comedians can't help but say funny things... it's impossible for bill Burr to be boring
The "Eating a deep-fried Eagle" bit had me laughing way too loud at work lol
A virtuoso at your craft. Nice one Bill, you crushed it
Bill Burr unscripted and just being himself is better than 9 out of 10 comedians' with a routine. Bill Burr with a routine is the GOAT!
9 out of ten? 10 thousand maybe.
“YAAS QUEEN!” *I CAN’T BREATHE*
I love listening to Bill saying things that every guy who is really honest with himself is actually thinking, but too afraid of getting in trouble. 👀👍
First time I’ve seen the live podcast, and DAMN do I love it. Seeing his actions behind a rambling voice is amazing. I laugh my ass off harder with these podcasts than I do the stand ups. His relaxed comedy is perfect. A rambling, near mad man, making jokes along the way.
100%
I love that unintentional joke "I'm not an idiot. I know how the numbers in the alphabet work"
I hope he does this live regularly, like once a month or something
nah twice a year would be fine
he does it every Monday...
@@westonhancock5364 AND THURSDAY
Weston Hancock Not with a crowd though
Unfortunate
His intellectual capability and speed of thought makes this, which is basically an honest stream of conciousness spoken out loud as it forms in his mind, so entertaining, so insightful, truthful, and disconcertingly funny... I so dig his manner of thought and openly honest personality. Genius.
49:20 how does he come up with this shit on the fly like that?!?!? everything that comes out of his mouth is fuckin gold lol
How does it come with shit like this on the fly? It's called thinking. He thinks then he speaks, unlike you who speaks and maybe doesn't think ever again
@@bad71hd damn calm down
I would attend this any day of the week!! This is entertainment
Should do it like this every podcast.
I'd even be happy with once a month
It's a nice bit of performance art but the live performance changes the dynamic
Matthew Gruter yeah i agree i like it more when i feel like im the only audience member instead of bill trying to make these loser laugh
Or just do a podcast in front of a camera. Seeing his facial expressions adds so much to the experience.
Yes, but now he can interact decently with people and in breaks some awkward situations where he finishes a topic and "I don't know what to say now"
" a lot of eric clapton songs being played in the back" haha, thats a nice euphemism for cocaine use
If your hearing music go see a psychiatrist
Yes...that one took me a second. I was thinking: is this the Cream/60s era or...the 80s :-P
@@scotthafele5266 I love how often you see someone in the comments be smug about their own stupidity lololol you idiot
@@scotthafele5266 if they're songs you don't like than you don't feel them you kinda just hear em maaaaaannn
@Scott Hafele if the whispering voices that follow me request a specific song, that’s cool if I hear that though, right?
Ooo… nevermind… they say I can’t trust you.
"I don't know when to start reading the advertisements"
CZcams: Ads in 3... 2.. 1...
Perfect Timing.
better than most comedians specials, love this guy
Only Bill burr can just sit there, and make a crowd laugh, sitting down the entire time. I honestly respect this dudes comfortability with the crowd.
He should have his own talk show, he is overqualified.
Bad Idea.. too many strings attached and he cant go full Bill
He already has and its called Monday Morning podcast :D
Bill doesn’t need it. Simple as that. A talk show is just a residency. Leno and Dave were the last guys to do well from it.
Craig Ferguson who no one knows walked after 10 years. He had talent. Bill doesn’t need that.
kingXofXhell Not if it’s on HBO...
Talk Show is an outdated format. Who wants to see 10 minute interviews where the interviewer must do a stupid monologue followed by forced jokes written by somebody else?
Podcasts are far superior and more natural.
The difference between the raw, straight talk of his podcast, and the refined, polished nature of his stand up is astounding, and I love them both.
I could listen to this guy read the telephone directory.
“You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here”
-Joel Osteen, 2018
-joel olsteen,houaton hurricane 2018
Tyler Speier lmao
Everybody complaining about Joel let zero people in and did nothing for them. Do as I tell you but I’m not doing that shit. - PC babies
Joel i would do anything for love but i wont do that Olsteen
Sean Rehse are you speaking in code? Is English your third language? What does this mean?
I feel as if I'm stoned hanging out with Bill
Well you probably are stoned but youre not hanging out with bill.
I am stoned currently doing everything, 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year, stoned
@@bad71hd watch out for those malpractice suits Doc
this is stand-up or netflix special quality but hes literally just talking. burr the best
This is the best entertainment. Off the cuff-genuine and a total riot
The story of the dude on the street air drumming reminded me of Bill talking about punching muffins and not losing eye contact. Hahaha
13:07 Had my dying.
13:20 Also the “Heya Mr. Dunaghee” voice 😂
20:30 Also that voice
9:55 Aaaand that one 😂
1:26:58 - the eyes when he reads "And also people say they can't picture me mad" 😂😂😂
Every sound, word and sentence that comes out of this brilliant man's mouth has me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lovely. Bill is one of my favorite human beings to ever exist.
"Can you imagine if they made 9/11 into a chick flick?"
He called it. Remember this right here.
Remember Me (2010 film)
If bill does podcast with camera and a setup he'll be popular as jre
@@tateoh810 Theyre different animals. Bill is by far the funniest podcast out, JRE's goal isnt comedy.
@@A6Legit
M
never forget*
It's weird because he's talking to the crowd but if it was just another episode of the MMP, it would be exactly the same. The crowd is incidental. The man is a genius.
Choose one for a random Bill moment.
00:51 30:13 41:59 47:45
03:56 31:59 42:28 13:06
05:38 34:29 43:28
15:48 35:24 44:26
22:09 39:49 42:00
24:56 26:55 52:39
Anyone else say '' owwwww geeezusss'' to themselves when something comes up? My wife hates it lol
Mine too. I call her Laaaaaaaady all the time 😂
Lol and Ladies !!!!
HONEYYYYYYYY!!!! oh honey....
@@BC_E91 Free !
No. I’m not a three year old girl
This was a free comedy special... not a podcast... You went above and beyond Billy.... so good 👏👏👍
Bill I love how this is done its like a late night with bill just sitting there talking shit its hilarious
I LOVE THIS !!! I NEED MORE BILL -you're the greatest don't ever stop and I will never stop watching and listening as long as your here I will be right there with you===BILL BURR FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
All I can imagine is Bill just going "HEY NIIIIIIAAAAAAA... GET IN HEREEE"
@Stix N' Stones bruh
@Stix N' Stones chicken butt
Burr is undefeated bro. I could watch this all day.
That décolletage bit at around the 55 minute mark has me rolling 😂😂😂🤣🤣
I channel Bill while driving alone... He is a national treasure
This Is like a brand new free special. So fucking talented. Kills twice a week on his podcast. It’s like another special every week without the crowd. Comedy genius
Bill Burr should do live podcasts more often. This is awesome!
I wish he would just do a video podcast in general, just can’t get enough of this guy, must have watched this like 6 times already.
Dude did the podcast in front of a hollywood audience and didnt sugarcoat them no matter how much they groaned.
and hes dead now.
@@EricToTheScionti what the fuck are you on about
If bill burr was to release every podcast like this his viewership and subscriber count would explode! This must be a one off? Loved it anyway haha.
This is the second time he's done a live one.
This one was so good. I WISH he 'd do them all in front of a crowd.
I hope he never dies.
That can b torturous
@@applelynch6980 Lol. I guess so. 😂
Hows this have over a million views!? He should do all his podcasts live. This was right before covid hit too.. feels good to hear laughter
Conan to Bill: “No ones happy, when you’re talkin.”
😆😆
😂😂
This was hilarious. Bill Burr is the comedian of the decade imo. Chapelle and Burr are in an elite class, but Chapelle didn't really come back strong until his Netflix signing in 2015. Burr has been in his bag this whole decade.
Yea I agree but Dave Chappell came back strong like you said and he had the 90s early 2000s late 2010s and about to have to 2020s on lock … and I like burr more than Chappelle but younger people related more to Dave than burr unfortunately but burr hands down has been in his bad for over ten years since Chappell show lol Dave fake out hun on to mainstream and tv
Chappelle was busy mastering how to pray 5times a day. As an entrepreneur it's perfect when you shape your life around Islam instead of Islam around your life. He did amazing.
@@smurfitoo1585 Eh Dave Chappelle comedy doesn't always land for me and I'm a young man. Like sex jokes honestly never found that type of jokes very funny.
@@themarsman5155 you must not have sex very often huh
@@smurfitoo1585 Mmm no I do but I just don't find it funny everyone has different taste in comedy, so there is no need to be a dick about it
I love how this just feels like I'm chilling in a living room talking with Bill
I love how he doesn't need anyone to interview him, he'll interview himself. Basically. He rocks so much! So glad I met him. Wish I didn't lose the picture.
The grand ole opry voices had me laughing so hard. So good. He’s brilliantly quick.
19:12 - "Do you have any idea what's it like to marry a toxic white male and then take him for everything he's got three years later and still feel that toxicity in the pool you didn't pay for??" Lol!
red pill
I let every commercial fully play on every Bill Burr podcast...I try all I can do and afford .. to support ...love you man!
Bill Burr: Just let addicts be!
Oregon in 2020: He has a point.
Haha yup
Exactly..
I would have paid a fortune to be there live enjoying this one podcast.
Hey Bill, have those more often👍🏾
Am I the only one who still says "like a boss" before his videos
"Like a baws"
Gets me everytime.
@@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM How Scotsmen say it.
@@AHighlander : Ha close mate, I'm a Geordie. It's what's said at the beginning of 1 of his podcast chanels.
Allenpalin
@@bradbradleys6091 : That's the 1
He uploaded it for free, what a guy
Thank you very much Bill Burr
Always pleasure to see and hear.
Beautiful human being.
All the best for you and your family
That "Cars" and cµnt joke was hilarious.
54:14 : "'I'm a millenial man' - ahhhh, there's an oxymoron!" HAHA.
Why is it funny? Please explain
@@tarungarg287 his joke is that millennials are pussies
@@JungleJuiceJoey they are pussies
@@tarungarg287 "oxymoron" means two words that mean the opposite. Like "cold lava", "daring coward", and "deadly birth". And, of course, "millenial man", because millenials are the opposite of men. They're pussies.
More millennial men have fought in war than the previous gen. And the newer gen. 🤷
this is a great career move
you dont need to call it a podcast anymore
it's just bill burr live