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  • čas přidán 11. 04. 2022
  • Well im done with this category for now until new stuff is found.
    Still in shock I managed to get this time.
    I stream everyday at / distortion2
    Follow me on twitter! / distortion_2
    Join the Distcord Server Now! / discord
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  • @distortion2
    @distortion2  Před 2 lety +12177

    This time I'm going to give a thorough explanation of what is going on in this category as this run was insane.
    To start off, this run is done on CURRENT Patch as we believe it has more stability, and this falls into the UNRESTRICTED Any% category on www.speedrun.com/eldenring
    This category allows ALL use of glitches and the ability to ALT+F4 the game to achieve the Wrong Warp. This allows us to enter Farum Azula and is why you see the game close during that segment.
    The zip glitch further explained below is also extremely hardware dependent and requires a stable 60 fps as well as stable frametimes.
    I also decided to use a keyboard mouse cam to further show legitimacy, and I switch to controller mainly for movement as that is what I mainly play the game with.
    The timer also pauses as we use in-game time, which only continues when you are loaded into the game. We check the load screen at the end for the final time.
    The run has pretty much come down to a test of a runners patience, nerves and the ability to perform 13 FRAME PERFECT glitches known as "The Zip". This zip glitch allows us to teleport a wide range of distances using a combination of blocking, holding walk, and pressing W to move forward with a combination of 139 frames. If the two actions add up to 139, you teleport, and this distance can vary depending on the combination. The longer you hold W, the further you go. Some zips are so precise, that you need the walk and block duration to line up perfectly, which makes them double frame perfect :)
    I'm not even done yet, as we also have a newfound discovery which is the reason why we no longer have to fight bosses. This is thanks to speedrunner SeekerTV, and it is known as the "Megazip". This is done by performing a normal zip, and pressing W to walk forward again within a 12-14 frame window after the initial zip. This nearly quadruples your momentum launching you significantly further.
    We can use this megazip to kill Maliketh as well as Elden Beast. We don't fully understand what is going on behind the scenes, but we believe that by going far enough away from a boss arena, the platforms deload and the bosses begin to fall to their demise. In normal circumstances, we wouldn't be able to use this as our character would normally die before the boss does. This is due to the inherent fall timer in Elden Ring which will kill you after roughly 13 seconds of falling. However, by doing a mid-air attack we can actually reset this timer allowing us to fall even longer than the normal 13 seconds. This buys us just enough time to fall for long enough where the boss will die before us.
    Maliketh "Megazip" requires extremely specific positioning and angles as to have your character get "zipped" high enough where you can fall for roughly 8 seconds before attacking. If you launch too high, the game wont let you attack. If you launch too low, you will die before the boss does. You also have to deal with performing a frame perfect glitch under high pressure with an angry Maliketh trying to kill you :)
    The Elden Beast "Megazip" is a bit easier as we start as the Vagabond class, which has enough starting equipment that we can reach "Heavy Equip Load". (We also use this for the second zip of the run). This heavy equip load causes zips to go roughly 8% further and allows us to get just enough distance enabling us to more consistently to kill Hoarah Loux. It is a blessing that he has a cutscene, as when his first phase dies, it teleports us saving us from very imminent death. Elden Beast takes a bit longer to fall for whatever reason, and lucky for us the timing lines up perfectly where we can get piledrived by Hoarah Loux and receive the "God Slain" message indicating Elden Beast is dead right as the screen fades to black.
    The final boss is now dead and we are teleported to the final platform where we can beat the game. Radagon gets to survive, as the only trigger check for being able to activate the Statue is whether or not Elden Beast is dead. Hope this explanation helps and thank you for watching!

    • @seikeshklerns
      @seikeshklerns Před 2 lety +262

      A god among men, you are. Godspeed on all your future endeavors!

    • @michelemeriggi
      @michelemeriggi Před 2 lety +83

      Goat

    • @Jatch25
      @Jatch25 Před 2 lety +69

      Well deserved, congrats my dude.

    • @Avric
      @Avric Před 2 lety +44

      Christ man.

    • @jarrarwinks8470
      @jarrarwinks8470 Před 2 lety +27

      Thanks, so good glad to see you are doing so well with this.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye Před 2 lety +23903

    Sat down to watch this with my dinner and it was over before I took my first bite! Insane dude

  • @SixStringsBroken
    @SixStringsBroken Před 2 lety +7564

    At this point the run has evolved so that there aren't even spoilers anymore, you don't even see enough of the game to figure out what's happening

    • @marcofox444
      @marcofox444 Před 2 lety +148

      THATS WHAT IM SAYINGGGG

    • @MrBlackGamer100
      @MrBlackGamer100 Před 2 lety +56

      @@marcofox444 Yeah i didnt finish the game but was really interested in this run. funny i didnt get spoiled

    • @kylerpointerify
      @kylerpointerify Před 2 lety +107

      He didn't even play the game lol.

    • @Nyzer_
      @Nyzer_ Před 2 lety +122

      Can confirm, I know nothing about the plot of Elden Ring and after watching this video AND reading the explanation, I still know nothing

    • @makajossos9431
      @makajossos9431 Před 2 lety +87

      @@Nyzer_ i have finished elden ring twice and still have no idea about the plot lol

  • @username_69807
    @username_69807 Před rokem +171

    What speedrunners seeing: good glitches and skilled speed run techniques
    Me: a man teleporting around and somehow killed stuff

  • @raleighredinger4294
    @raleighredinger4294 Před 2 lety +747

    “Sub 7 is so insanely difficult” 4 minutes in and he is DEAD SILENT in focus. Mad respect

  • @IronPineapple
    @IronPineapple Před 2 lety +6269

    3:20 "Sub 7 is so insanely difficult, guys. I don't think you realize."
    lmao

    • @Jarrot
      @Jarrot Před 2 lety +362

      The mark of a great wr is saying “it’s not gonna happen guys” into the true combo of it happening

    • @rabiyonoko5631
      @rabiyonoko5631 Před 2 lety +39

      Hes cheating I will expose him soon

    • @Altiex
      @Altiex Před 2 lety +124

      2:56 "if I get a 7:30 I'll probably just call it quits" past dis had no idea

    • @kobeandgary
      @kobeandgary Před 2 lety

      @@rabiyonoko5631 why do you care? None of this shit matters 😂

    • @Xol_Will_of_the_Divorce
      @Xol_Will_of_the_Divorce Před 2 lety +229

      @ rabiyonoko
      L+Ratio+Maidenless Behavior

  • @RealRanton
    @RealRanton Před 2 lety +3782

    just spare us the anticipation and make the 10 second run already

  • @cranberrydaddy8529
    @cranberrydaddy8529 Před 2 lety +45

    The joy and tears in your voice. That shit made life worth living. Great job brother. Not sure wtf is evening happening but IT DOESNT MATTER.

  • @garrettjohnsen
    @garrettjohnsen Před rokem +5

    I’ve been unsure about playing this game. Watching this made me realize how much I’ve been missing out. This looks awesome and so fun.

  • @str1ve896
    @str1ve896 Před 2 lety +1922

    “We’re leaving in 10 minutes. Finish your game up”
    This guy:

    • @CygnusX-11
      @CygnusX-11 Před rokem +6

      so funny and original

    • @MemeGamerr
      @MemeGamerr Před rokem

      Ngl so true

    • @duplab1432
      @duplab1432 Před rokem

      And he would have some time to pack his things:D

    • @Lolatyou332
      @Lolatyou332 Před rokem

      7 minutes to beat the game, 2 seconds to jerk off, 3 minutes of waiting in the car for them to get ready

    • @MrHenrikAndersson
      @MrHenrikAndersson Před rokem

      That is how it was in the 80's before autosave. Kids today wouldn't believe you.

  • @kap6457
    @kap6457 Před 2 lety +4305

    -Born into existence
    -Bends space and time using only a straight sword to teleport himself to farum azula
    -Removes maliketh from existence
    -Gets turned into a red mist by godfrey
    -becomes elden lord
    Fucking chad

  • @BJGvideos
    @BJGvideos Před 2 lety +10

    I've never played Elden Ring and it seems I wouldn't know what was going on even if I had but I'm still happy for you. I love when the runners get so emotional! It's awesome.

  • @draky77760
    @draky77760 Před 2 lety +4

    That's great!! You'r awesome dude
    BIG GG to you
    This run is crazy

  • @ronln7386
    @ronln7386 Před 2 lety +5681

    As I commented before, this saga will end when dist creates his character and immediately after the credits start rolling

    • @attackoncake4851
      @attackoncake4851 Před 2 lety +214

      watch, there's some character slider code that coincides with the code to trigger the ending cutscene.

    • @AUH5OJ
      @AUH5OJ Před 2 lety +62

      After that he will load onto the game and it will be the credits

    • @Alyce-Donut
      @Alyce-Donut Před 2 lety +61

      Gets the rememberance of Elden Beast from dying from the Scion boss.

    • @zn6632u
      @zn6632u Před 2 lety

      lmao

    • @gagemcphail
      @gagemcphail Před 2 lety

      Lmfao true

  • @dillyboyq
    @dillyboyq Před 2 lety +673

    “Hey son we’re leaving in 7min so be ready”
    Distortion2: “sweet I have just enough time to beat Elden Ring”

    • @MattyBudzzz
      @MattyBudzzz Před 2 lety +12

      how long has this comment been in rotation on speedrun videos? im surprised people continue saying it, my only guess is that its just bots programmed to use buzzword or catchphrases that generate likes for some reason. Cant really imagine actual people reusing this phrase for like 5+ years

    • @Prayrz
      @Prayrz Před 2 lety +37

      @@MattyBudzzz alright speedrunning professor relax

    • @MattyBudzzz
      @MattyBudzzz Před 2 lety +1

      @@Prayrz ??? you must have misunderstood, im curious if that guy up there is a bot

    • @moooseman3
      @moooseman3 Před 2 lety +10

      @@MattyBudzzz it's just a meme. Don't come to CZcams comments expecting originality.

    • @brod7173
      @brod7173 Před 2 lety +6

      @@MattyBudzzz you overestimate the creativity of comments in youtube

  • @ConLLee
    @ConLLee Před rokem +40

    There’s a trend I’ve noticed with crazy speed run clips like this. 1. They almost always mention how ridiculous it would be to get a crazy time they’re unknowingly about to achieve and 2. There is always a point in the run where they just go completely silent because they know they got a special run going. GG!

  • @Cpt_Dave
    @Cpt_Dave Před 2 lety +2

    Holy shit. I didn't look for two weeks and we went from half an hour to this?
    Great job dude, as always.

  • @LobosjrGaming
    @LobosjrGaming Před 2 lety +1323

    Zip Lord Dist2 has invaded

    • @KKKuma
      @KKKuma Před 2 lety +3

      Hello lobos

    • @Roguchii
      @Roguchii Před 2 lety +5

      Hey Looby

    • @Voidward
      @Voidward Před 2 lety +17

      He zips out of the arena into outer space, your game crashes, and you load back in with your armor set missing.

    • @archangelgabriel8493
      @archangelgabriel8493 Před 2 lety +3

      All you see is the invasion indicator then Dist teleports behind you anime style then backstabs.

    • @austingage8593
      @austingage8593 Před 2 lety

      Hi Lobos :)

  • @ioacc1237
    @ioacc1237 Před 2 lety +1179

    Man, every time I go onto CZcams this guy has a new record... Absolute madlad

    • @Nenad02
      @Nenad02 Před 2 lety +2

      Same 😂

    • @frankcoley1537
      @frankcoley1537 Před 2 lety +1

      He's a lad :D Lad

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes Před 2 lety +9

      I'm still waiting for his sub 5 minute run. Should be out tmr maybe lmao.

    • @eminence_
      @eminence_ Před 2 lety

      Maybe the runs are just easy to beat then

    • @synergy525
      @synergy525 Před 2 lety +9

      @@eminence_ he’s just very skilled

  • @BerkvyYasar
    @BerkvyYasar Před rokem +2

    I don't know why but I started to applause when you finished the run!

  • @MindstabThrull
    @MindstabThrull Před 2 lety +5

    Congrats to sub-7! When I started watching speedruns of Elden Ring, I thought sub-20 would be impossible. And now you and others have chipped away, chipped away, and chipped away at it to the point where using Torrent would slow you down! Congrats to you and the rest of the speedrunning community for accomplishing this feat especially so soon after the game came out!

  • @krt8205
    @krt8205 Před 2 lety +455

    These runs went from "ill catch this after work" to " Ive got something to watch on break"

    • @Hatchling99
      @Hatchling99 Před 2 lety +21

      At this point I can just take a bathroom break and watch them lol

  • @LoPiccolo.
    @LoPiccolo. Před 2 lety +1432

    “Sub 7 is insanely difficult.” “If I grinded hard enough I can maybe do it.” And he does just that in the same run. Good shit my friend.

    • @johnnymartin646
      @johnnymartin646 Před 2 lety

      Grinded?? How abouf have no fucking like guy. Pc players i beat the game in 20 mins while doing nothing legit..

    • @tamnguyen-bl7jf
      @tamnguyen-bl7jf Před 2 lety +1

      ok

    • @TheWeen344
      @TheWeen344 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tamnguyen-bl7jf why are you mad bozo

    • @xnotasweatx
      @xnotasweatx Před 2 lety +8

      @@TheWeen344 probably can’t beat elden beast

    • @TheWeen344
      @TheWeen344 Před 2 lety +1

      @@xnotasweatx facts

  • @toastybowl
    @toastybowl Před 2 lety +4

    Never seen an ER speed run but it's hard to imagine this going much better.
    The Godfrey piledriver is just perfect comedic timing

  • @aurisedwards
    @aurisedwards Před 2 lety

    This video just made me subscribe. That was insane.

  • @junojuno3745
    @junojuno3745 Před 2 lety +1880

    I still remember watching some guy explain how he found this zip glitch. He was very humble/nice about everything too. "Maybe there could be speed runners that could use this". If only he knew the power he was unleashing upon the world.

  • @jh_90
    @jh_90 Před 2 lety +3229

    “Sub 7 is so insanely difficult guys I don’t think you realize.” “I think if I grind it hard enough I can maaaaybe do it but….”
    Gets it on that run 😂

    • @NihongoWakannai
      @NihongoWakannai Před 2 lety +109

      It's always funny watching and knowing the run is a world record, but hearing them talk as if it's another regular run.

    • @kaelflamebringer3436
      @kaelflamebringer3436 Před 2 lety +28

      The best thing is he got the exact same time the run after that

    • @RougeMephilesClone
      @RougeMephilesClone Před 2 lety +3

      You love to hear it.

    • @uniqueusername798
      @uniqueusername798 Před 2 lety +15

      I was watching and reading comments and he said this at the EXACT time i read this comment. I feel like he talks about how difficult every run is, and then within three days he beats whatever run he had.

    • @CyberneticArgumentCreator
      @CyberneticArgumentCreator Před 2 lety +2

      3:21

  • @1979Xfiles
    @1979Xfiles Před 2 lety +1

    Dist has broken this run into pieces ‼️‼️‼️🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👀👀👀

  • @Argusaw
    @Argusaw Před 2 lety +1

    Insane, good job man

  • @harborwolf22
    @harborwolf22 Před 2 lety +783

    Love how he talks about 'sub 7' maybe being possible with tons of grinding... Perfect.

    • @JafarFromAfar_
      @JafarFromAfar_ Před 2 lety +25

      I’ve watched almost all of his speed runs and at the start of every record he says that setting that would be a perfect run, and then he goes and does it over and over again.

    • @rabiyonoko5631
      @rabiyonoko5631 Před 2 lety

      He was cheating ill expose him on my next video

    • @Xol_Will_of_the_Divorce
      @Xol_Will_of_the_Divorce Před 2 lety +12

      @rabiyonoko
      Maidenless behavior

    • @user-kx4cf7iy5u
      @user-kx4cf7iy5u Před 2 lety

      mmmm

    • @dr.leadbetter1315
      @dr.leadbetter1315 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Xol_Will_of_the_Divorce its a bot he want attention

  • @DreamhopMusic
    @DreamhopMusic Před 2 lety +2539

    i had such a massive smile on my face listening to how excited distortion got when he saw the sub 7 time haha

    • @CH1EFBL1TZ
      @CH1EFBL1TZ Před 2 lety +17

      I also had a massive...... smile

    • @thestormkage
      @thestormkage Před 2 lety

      Fr

    • @pthibault630
      @pthibault630 Před 2 lety

      @@CH1EFBL1TZ I feel like you don't really mean "smile". Was what you're talking about also on your face?

    • @TheEgalisator
      @TheEgalisator Před 2 lety

      Maybe he's named Distortion Two because he's in the habit of breaking that many minute barriers at once.

    • @jonperez12344
      @jonperez12344 Před 2 lety

      I’d cry too

  • @meruril2309
    @meruril2309 Před 3 měsíci

    its always amazing how ppl come up with those strats such a vast game so many options its really art

  • @starluxstudio619
    @starluxstudio619 Před 2 lety

    Pretty good man. The time getting that Wizened Finger killed ya though hahaha

  • @alfietresadern8680
    @alfietresadern8680 Před 2 lety +747

    This makes me feel really good about my first playthrough which took me almost 100 hours

    • @shannonbertram5513
      @shannonbertram5513 Před 2 lety +15

      Dude that’s not beating the game lol

    • @volgtonnen318
      @volgtonnen318 Před 2 lety +42

      I mean... You actually probably found yourself playing Elden Ring? That's not uncommon when you boot up Elden Ring tbh. Some people just play Zip instead.

    • @williamkline6450
      @williamkline6450 Před 2 lety +4

      @@shannonbertram5513 ?

    • @f0urth3kill
      @f0urth3kill Před 2 lety

      Don't understand why this dude is having an orgasm because he beat a game by cheating

    • @alexandertaddy4639
      @alexandertaddy4639 Před 2 lety +15

      @@williamkline6450 he’s talking abt the video, in which he does not legit beat the game. Pretty simple stuff to comprehend.

  • @garrytalaroc
    @garrytalaroc Před 2 lety +336

    Doctor: You have 7 minutes left to live.
    Distortion2: Aiight, let me finish Elden Ring first.

    • @jonnyfendi2003
      @jonnyfendi2003 Před 2 lety +7

      Melania gonna pop out of nowhere and be like “i will show you true horror”

    • @davida1d2
      @davida1d2 Před 2 lety +2

      Time to do it: 7:00.17
      God shivering: "Put on my tab."

    • @twxet7095
      @twxet7095 Před 2 lety +3

      Dies in the middle of credits

    • @user-kx4cf7iy5u
      @user-kx4cf7iy5u Před 2 lety

      mmm

  • @imafirinmahlazahr
    @imafirinmahlazahr Před 2 lety +2

    It was pretty funny to be watching the Maliketh fight, have no idea what was happening, and then just see the chat exploding.

  • @MultiOlimac
    @MultiOlimac Před 2 lety +2

    Dude, there is already a new record, sub 6 min run. This is nuts.

  • @Ganondurk
    @Ganondurk Před 2 lety +393

    "Damn, he beat the game in under an hour? Impressive, but he probably can't get much lower than that" - Me, a month ago, the naive fool that I was

    • @riner9
      @riner9 Před 2 lety +6

      'Beat the game'

    • @ozylocz4078
      @ozylocz4078 Před 2 lety

      Why would you say that on a game like this, that early? Lol it’s beyond foolish.

    • @Fenthule
      @Fenthule Před 2 lety +13

      me two weeks ago "man zips are kinda trash and ruin the fun of the game"
      me now: "annnddd ZOOOOM!!!!!" lmao

    • @alienx2882
      @alienx2882 Před 2 lety

      @Mona Lissa Terrible virus debe ser eso

    • @expeditor5895
      @expeditor5895 Před 2 lety +6

      @@riner9 getting to the credits = beating the game in most cases

  • @HavokYT
    @HavokYT Před 2 lety +418

    This is getting out of hand 😂

    • @alwayssmiling3007
      @alwayssmiling3007 Před 2 lety +8

      "now there are two of them"

    • @utmostkibbles9125
      @utmostkibbles9125 Před 2 lety +6

      This is literally the exact same line that entered my head when I saw this pop up xD

  • @MuteSpectre
    @MuteSpectre Před 2 lety +2

    I love how the end of the run makes it seem like you are the god who was slain. Maybe the real Elden Beast was inside is the whole time.

  • @billyhendry8369
    @billyhendry8369 Před rokem +49

    Oh man when he finished and you could hear him nearly start crying he instantly became one of my favourite creators. Reading the comments and learning even more about him only increases that

  • @PapaFlammy69
    @PapaFlammy69 Před 2 lety +1210

    Such unreal achievements in such short time frames, holy frick

    • @Cyridi31
      @Cyridi31 Před 2 lety +10

      Yeah, dist is cracked, shame I missed the stream :(

    • @chantalhibbert6259
      @chantalhibbert6259 Před 2 lety +11

      Papa's here!!!!!

    • @kellsierliosan4404
      @kellsierliosan4404 Před 2 lety +8

      Hey Jens, following you since you only solved integrals for a couple hundred kids with autism like me. Was not expecting you here, but it is a welcome surprise.

    • @siskxsuao3427
      @siskxsuao3427 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/UIB-ByF66lA/video.html

    • @Cyridi31
      @Cyridi31 Před 2 lety

      @ALICE [[LOVE※dating※s*x※B🅰️BY BEGONE
      BOT

  • @jfbonk
    @jfbonk Před 2 lety

    great work dooda, karmik support forces here , stay awesome

  • @NoodleDaddyy
    @NoodleDaddyy Před 2 lety

    Watched a run form you two weeks ago (around 20 min) and I come back to watch this and this is what i find... Speed runs stg

  • @ravenslayer2000
    @ravenslayer2000 Před 2 lety +211

    i love how quiet it got towards the end, you could feel the sweaty palms
    grats dude!

    • @lprivate
      @lprivate Před 2 lety +5

      "the end" wich in this case is also the beginning

    • @Squiggy2010
      @Squiggy2010 Před 2 lety +5

      Mom's spaghetti

  • @mellowmike6263
    @mellowmike6263 Před 2 lety +628

    "Sub 7 is so insanely difficult, guys, I don't think you realize."
    Yeah you'd have to be some kind of God to get a sub 7

    • @timo4258
      @timo4258 Před 2 lety +9

      A god slain, a god born.

    • @BaconUnicorn4Life
      @BaconUnicorn4Life Před 2 lety +38

      @@ContentCreature why are you so angry

    • @russellmcintyre7625
      @russellmcintyre7625 Před 2 lety +15

      @@BaconUnicorn4Life not angry ; anxsty, it's worse for everyone involved.

    • @ContentCreature
      @ContentCreature Před 2 lety

      @@BaconUnicorn4Life because literally everyone is so blind and dense

    • @ThePhoenix1
      @ThePhoenix1 Před 2 lety

      @@ContentCreature so then why the f*ck did you click on the video? just to spread hate on him for doing something that pays him? thats just pathetic bro. makes you way worse than the person you hate so much. 😒

  • @DUNKELTROLL666
    @DUNKELTROLL666 Před 2 lety

    You are the one true player and we are mere npcs in Elden Ring doing everything by the book ;) Excellent stuff.

  • @michaelhankins7648
    @michaelhankins7648 Před 2 lety

    Great job man!

  • @ilikefriez3161
    @ilikefriez3161 Před 2 lety +921

    This man literally broke his own record yesterday. AND HE DID IT AGAIN

  • @owennakamoto4391
    @owennakamoto4391 Před 2 lety +357

    Hearing dist cry tears of joy just tells you how insane this truly was

    • @mvhess
      @mvhess Před 2 lety +3

      It can't be that insane if it only took a couple weeks to do.

    • @Sekijuann
      @Sekijuann Před 2 lety +34

      @@mvhess Dist has been consistently beating his record. let's see you beat Elden Ring in 7 minutes

    • @mvhess
      @mvhess Před 2 lety +8

      @@Sekijuann that's not the point. I'm not trying to do that. The zip glitch was only discovered like 2-3 weeks ago. It's not like he spent years or even months practicing this.

    • @tripldigitz
      @tripldigitz Před 2 lety +33

      @@mvhess yeah but its still impressive? why do you feel the need to undermine other peoples accomplishments

    • @jayman1897
      @jayman1897 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tripldigitz not impressive at all. Using exploites and glitches isn't a legit speedrun.

  • @digilost71
    @digilost71 Před 2 lety +101

    The best thing about this is having absolutely no clue what the fuck happens there and chat just going crazy.
    Never mind, the best part is when he has done it and gets really emotional, made me tear up a bit.
    Insane, good job!

  • @breakalime
    @breakalime Před 2 lety +1

    I’ve been on vacation for the last week and the last WR run I watched was sub 17 minutes. I had to do a double take when I saw that this one was sub 7 minutes!

  • @alvarolopez6932
    @alvarolopez6932 Před 2 lety +365

    Dist: "sub 7 is so insanely difficult guys"
    Also Dist 6:59 minutes later:

    • @ougi1267
      @ougi1267 Před 2 lety +7

      SUB 7 minutes later****

    • @alvarolopez6932
      @alvarolopez6932 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ougi1267 There, fixed that for you ;)

    • @Elvis.D99
      @Elvis.D99 Před 2 lety +1

      @@alvarolopez6932 why did i click on the time stamp

  • @ahmedaly411
    @ahmedaly411 Před 2 lety +121

    I can watch an Elden Ring run between meetings now. What a time to be alive.

  • @kaiderhai86
    @kaiderhai86 Před rokem +1

    Game of the year btw 😅
    His reaction at the end really shows how nerve wracking these zips were

  • @janikatihula8429
    @janikatihula8429 Před 2 lety

    Goddamn that's crazy, awesome dude

  • @skippersquirtel9784
    @skippersquirtel9784 Před 2 lety +304

    The hilarity of only engaging two bosses (both of whom are my two favorites) and the massive contrast between teleporting around Maliketh but Horah Lou gets to tear you in half and then the run is over is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any speed run

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 Před 2 lety

      wrr, laughx any nmw

  • @Esponea_482
    @Esponea_482 Před 2 lety +72

    Melina is still waiting for the Tarnished to show up when they've already become Elden Lord in 6:59 minutes lmao

    • @samharold9022
      @samharold9022 Před 2 lety +14

      Melina: Hmmm, where is our future Elden Lord?
      Torrent: I told you we should have waited at the Chapel of Anticipation…

    • @shieldgenerator7
      @shieldgenerator7 Před 2 lety

      poor Torrent never gets shown :(

  • @CaptPoco
    @CaptPoco Před 2 lety +2

    This is the first gameplay of Elden Ring that I've seen. As far as I can tell, it's a parkour/teleportation game with subtle fantasy elements.

  • @KarloMenethil
    @KarloMenethil Před 2 lety

    but what the hell I had never seen this hahahahahaha you are a distortion genius

  • @chettest2447
    @chettest2447 Před 2 lety +259

    Him: “Sub 7 is really difficult!”
    The game: We reward you with some quick zips for the grind you’ve been putting in!! 👍🏼

  • @kyleflanagan1235
    @kyleflanagan1235 Před 2 lety +170

    I was able to watch this whole run in a bojangles drive through, you’re insane dude!!!

    • @FenoTheFox
      @FenoTheFox Před 2 lety

      Yeah but what did you order

    • @CautiousDad
      @CautiousDad Před 2 lety +4

      🤣 Who was faster Dist or the food?

    • @kirkginoabolafia3650
      @kirkginoabolafia3650 Před 2 lety +1

      Get me some dirty rice and a chicken sandwich with sweet tea, please.

    • @MizuMark
      @MizuMark Před 2 lety

      Hahaha they are slow as fuck

  • @cool.5219
    @cool.5219 Před rokem +8

    mans used a sword as a teleportation device and finished the game in exactly 7 minutes
    legend

  • @arash5457
    @arash5457 Před 2 lety

    you , my friend ... are a God !

  • @AntiTheory
    @AntiTheory Před 2 lety +172

    Two weeks ago I was incredibly impressed by the sub-1 hour run.
    This is insane. Well done Distortion for lowering the record to a bafflingly short time. I knew that once you guys found a way to skip Maliketh the run would be on an entirely new level.

    • @Gomolon95
      @Gomolon95 Před 2 lety +10

      I know right, I remember my mind being blown by the Stormveil Castle skip on Torrent, it’s crazy how fast the speed running community have broken this game lol

    • @Spo8
      @Spo8 Před 2 lety +2

      Do you know how that works? I don't get how zipping, then catching a pile driver from Hoarah Loux equals killing the Elden Beast. Is it some trigger that's hit by walking up the tree stairs first?

    • @mikec4308
      @mikec4308 Před 2 lety +1

      takes all the excitement out of the run tho, just all glitches and no fights

    • @tyrenace6597
      @tyrenace6597 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Spo8 The only way the enemies die like that is from falling from an extreme height. The megaskip some how turns his own game into a bottomless pit for all enemies near him. That's why when he kills the beast clergy form, the sentinel outside also dies.

    • @agentsam75
      @agentsam75 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Spo8 seems like by zipping away far enough from the boss arena causes platforms to deload, putting the boss in a falling state until it eventually dies (i believe anything falling for too long is automatically killed as a way to prevent softlocks). Because the Elden Beast is loaded in the same time as Hoarah Loux, it dies while Godfrey "dies" and enters phase 2. Getting pile drivered by Loux just happens to take the same amount time it takes for the Elden Beast to fully pass away.

  • @slimymegumin5980
    @slimymegumin5980 Před 2 lety +221

    This guy is absolutely unstoppable..like what the hell🔥🔥

    • @stickyone11
      @stickyone11 Před 2 lety +1

      Not everyone can do the zips because I guess it's based off hardware....so competition isn't as heavy as it could be.....plus this guy plays like 10 hours a day yah? lol

    • @TheBlackAztec3
      @TheBlackAztec3 Před 2 lety +2

      @@stickyone11 So?

    • @lennysummers
      @lennysummers Před 2 lety +2

      @@stickyone11 He’s still unstoppable, what are trying to say?

    • @DevilMayCarry
      @DevilMayCarry Před 2 lety +2

      @@stickyone11 Your turn

    • @fabiofranchi9678
      @fabiofranchi9678 Před 2 lety +2

      @@stickyone11 ok do it

  • @Corlinguer
    @Corlinguer Před 11 měsíci

    absolutelly insane that it takes longer to beat Only Up than Elden Ring, top g my man

  • @thecleaf491
    @thecleaf491 Před rokem

    What kind of sorcery is this , Amazing!!

  • @sorensouthard927
    @sorensouthard927 Před 2 lety +294

    I feel like every day dist is on the verge of a heart attack with how many records he has.

    • @siskxsuao3427
      @siskxsuao3427 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/UIB-ByF66lA/video.html

    • @xd-qi6ry
      @xd-qi6ry Před 2 lety +4

      Not many run the category as it is mainly glitches, hardware focused, and tedius to het perfect.

    • @bettynandako5455
      @bettynandako5455 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/MmxQR1qr6r4/video.html

  • @MooseCraft
    @MooseCraft Před 2 lety +672

    That was absolutely legendary!!!!

    • @mahyar4715
      @mahyar4715 Před 2 lety

      Insanely legendary

    • @wildpants2334
      @wildpants2334 Před 2 lety +3

      @L_O_W_K_E_Y-G probs that he managed to just barely managed to get sub 7? i dont think its about the glitches lol

    • @siskxsuao3427
      @siskxsuao3427 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/UIB-ByF66lA/video.html

    • @hunterclark9932
      @hunterclark9932 Před 2 lety +2

      @L_O_W_K_E_Y-G each one of those zip glitches have to be frame perfect. The fact that he hit that many frame perfect glitches in such a short amount of time, and in succession, makes this run legendary alone.
      The real legendary aspect is the hard work and dedication Dist has contributed to these speed runs.

    • @hunterclark9932
      @hunterclark9932 Před 2 lety +1

      @L_O_W_K_E_Y-G ahh I see you're just a troll. Have a nice day.

  • @domv9225
    @domv9225 Před 2 lety

    Can’t wait for this to be in a SummoningSalt video

  • @bourne.
    @bourne. Před rokem +2

    I still am baffled over the fact he goes so far away to the point the area where the bosses stand on is completely deloaded and they simply fall and die
    it's so mind blowing

  • @DemMedHornene
    @DemMedHornene Před 2 lety +264

    Having watched all your speedruns up to this involving the zips, I can tell how fucking crazy this run was. You got almost all the zips after one or two attempts, and got the last megazip first try instead of flying short. I don't think anyone will beat this unless a new zip is found, because this was so perfect you shaved off 2 min from the last WR run

    • @TheMellowSide
      @TheMellowSide Před 2 lety +17

      Not to diminish how insane this run is, because it's crazy, but there's at least another minute to be saved with perfect zips if people rinse this route

    • @Amainville93
      @Amainville93 Před 2 lety +23

      You’d have to do every single zip perfectly though. I’m not even sure a human could do that. Then again , Distortion almost did, so who knows?

    • @XL1813
      @XL1813 Před 2 lety +19

      ​@@TheMellowSide A whole minute? I'm not sure. A 6:30 absolutely; but a sub 6? I just don't see it. If anyone can do it its Dist though.

    • @fulltimeslackerii8229
      @fulltimeslackerii8229 Před 2 lety +15

      his sum of bests is 6:21. another skip would need to be discovered to shave time to sub 6

    • @TheMellowSide
      @TheMellowSide Před 2 lety +1

      @@fulltimeslackerii8229 with faster set up, perfect zips and movement, I think it could be done or at least approached. It would take a ridiculous amount of trying and failing a zip is probably going to become an instant reset so I don't know if people are really going to push for it but there's been a lot of very tight speedruns before

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Před 2 lety +1275

    This is insane, good job man

  • @scklandmax9254
    @scklandmax9254 Před 2 lety

    distortion2 is zaaaa beesssstaaaah :D

  • @Nateda_
    @Nateda_ Před 2 lety +2

    The people malding over this video is too funny😂😂

  • @cloudyreader1152
    @cloudyreader1152 Před 2 lety +255

    I was mighty impressed when Lobos fought Malenia with a level 1 character. It took about 7 minutes. Now there's a speedrun of the game in the around the same time. Interesting times.

    • @chaotictuc
      @chaotictuc Před 2 lety +10

      I mean, he's not playing the game haha

    • @fulltimeslackerii8229
      @fulltimeslackerii8229 Před 2 lety +2

      technically, the run takes longer way than 7 minutes, they only count IGT

    • @MrKob20
      @MrKob20 Před 2 lety +8

      @@fulltimeslackerii8229 okay make that a total of 10 minutes real time, still ridiculous LMAO

    • @impotenceaura
      @impotenceaura Před 2 lety +7

      Speedrun of the game? He's just glitching to the credits scene.

    • @jerelomee
      @jerelomee Před 2 lety +44

      @@impotenceaura thats speedrunning if u dont know

  • @dahminator1565
    @dahminator1565 Před 2 lety +461

    Would love a 30 minute video explaining the discoveries along the way that led to the ability to complete the game this quickly

    • @madf00bar15
      @madf00bar15 Před 2 lety +28

      Paging Tomatoanus . . .

    • @seikeshklerns
      @seikeshklerns Před 2 lety +16

      Karl Jobst is playing Elden Ring heavily now so I'm certain he's doing research.

    • @FredeGredde
      @FredeGredde Před 2 lety +6

      Hoping Catalystz makes one like he did on DS

    • @majora_90
      @majora_90 Před 2 lety +22

      Summoning Salt :D

    • @123bruhhhhhh
      @123bruhhhhhh Před 2 lety +34

      'A history of elden ring speedruns' is gonna be sick

  • @safakozcan
    @safakozcan Před 2 lety

    I was there. I was playing FIFA on my side screen and you did this before I finish my Ultimate Team match. Good f-ing job dude.

  • @BenRogersWPG
    @BenRogersWPG Před 2 lety +1

    Great run!
    The way you move your pinky and thumb at the same time on the mouse, looks so weird to me for some reason! I can't put a finger on why though

  • @RyanWilliamsYoutube
    @RyanWilliamsYoutube Před 2 lety +568

    That was insane!🙌🏼

  • @Cybershroom
    @Cybershroom Před 2 lety +152

    In a few months, distortion will be able to beat Elden Ring in no less than 2 minutes whilst blindfolded and using a guitar hero controller, and he will tell us that with enough grind, sub 1 minute is possible.

    • @Kasharicdaims
      @Kasharicdaims Před 2 lety +16

      and as he says it, that will be the run he gets sub 1.

  • @bradyfields441
    @bradyfields441 Před 11 měsíci +1

    How in the hell do people find all this stuff. Speed runs are so satisfying to watch

  • @tazzamanaka725
    @tazzamanaka725 Před 2 lety +5

    The happiness in his reaction brings me so much joy

  • @jimtsap04
    @jimtsap04 Před 2 lety +637

    Absolute madlad, elden ring has the craziest any% development I've seen in a game, one month and we've turned a hundred hour game into 7 minutes of pure skill and determination.
    Edit: damn a lot of maidenlessness in the replies, let us enjoy what we want, if you don't like it you are free to watch anything else.

    • @TheEgalisator
      @TheEgalisator Před 2 lety +31

      Thinking that one day, the mouse will do a mega zip and make the floor disappear from under the cheese fills you with DETERMINATION.

    • @ACS2000ify
      @ACS2000ify Před 2 lety +3

      And zips

    • @Daddy_Grimm
      @Daddy_Grimm Před 2 lety +3

      It can actually be beat in less than 2 hours if you know where to go.
      Kill Godrick
      Beat Rennala
      Get captured by the abductor virgin in the academy
      Escape the dungeon
      Go to the capital
      Proceed as normal, and you’re done.

    • @Jermo484
      @Jermo484 Před 2 lety +27

      You guys have an odd definition of skill.

    • @alfredong6850
      @alfredong6850 Před 2 lety +22

      @@Jermo484 Right? It should be played normally, all remembrance runs, all main boss runs. Instead they choose to dig themselves in glitches and trying to break the game as much as possible for the obsession of fast. They cant even bother to enjoy it the way the devs intended.

  • @GraveXSensei
    @GraveXSensei Před rokem +1

    3:53 - Hands Lost ~ Heresy 🔥🔥🔥

  • @alimoaid2833
    @alimoaid2833 Před 2 lety

    congratulations 🎊 👏 💐

  • @Azzrenoza
    @Azzrenoza Před 2 lety +190

    Probably the best Elden Ring speedrun i'll ever see, that was just unexpectedly clean

  • @1FifaGamer
    @1FifaGamer Před 2 lety +74

    3:21 "Sub 7 is insanely difficult."
    *Gets a Sub 7*

  • @lomo1407
    @lomo1407 Před 2 lety +1

    Imagine you just finished the tutorial and Dist already finished the game.

  • @AzgarthX
    @AzgarthX Před 2 lety

    Yo you better beat that french boi with the sub 6 time. Bring that WR back to USA baby! 💪

  • @kontorabasukurarinetto2556
    @kontorabasukurarinetto2556 Před 2 lety +19

    First five zips to Maliketh either first or second try. Already inhuman consistency.
    UNREAL Maliketh fight. Clutched out the escape in the first phase, even with nerves setting in. 4 tries for the first mega zip, first hurdle crossed. A PERFECT getaway in the second phase, and an even quicker second mega zip with only 3 tries. Holy shit.
    4 tries to the Erdtree. 9 tries for the final mega zip. 6:59. Actually dead category. GG

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +424

    At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if you did a legit 5 minute run, only you of all people would probably be able to do it.

    • @youdumlmao9451
      @youdumlmao9451 Před 2 lety +4

      bro how do you beat a 45gb game in 5 minutes??????

    • @doublehit9165
      @doublehit9165 Před 2 lety

      @@youdumlmao9451 by zipping it. but phisically and methaphorically

    • @Faeron1984
      @Faeron1984 Před 2 lety +1

      Category is dead whats the point

    • @enymetouche2558
      @enymetouche2558 Před 2 lety +4

      It's already been brought down to 2 minutes.

    • @sivikiwi14
      @sivikiwi14 Před 2 lety +6

      @@enymetouche2558 1:23 to be exact

  • @astronomical_fivehead
    @astronomical_fivehead Před rokem +2

    I love that the speedrun doesnt count loadtimes of on pc which makes sense because they vary depending on jow good it is. Switch games should have the same requirements i feel because games actually load faster if they are downloaded than kf on cartridge

  • @POPSPLITBR
    @POPSPLITBR Před rokem +1

    I speak all over Brazil that my friends went crazy when they saw your run, you did it very well, congratulations

  • @N1ghtmare168
    @N1ghtmare168 Před 2 lety +107

    Guys i think we officialy found the guy who broke the elden ring

    • @jarrarwinks8470
      @jarrarwinks8470 Před 2 lety +12

      He didn't break it, he broke it then rebuilt it to break it again to assert his dominance.

    • @zura1.
      @zura1. Před 2 lety +2

      @@jarrarwinks8470 chad

    • @carlhoneycutt2943
      @carlhoneycutt2943 Před 2 lety

      Yup, Dist has to change his name to Mariko X)

  • @chaotiic
    @chaotiic Před 2 lety +33

    I swear he uploads a new world record every day

    • @BuyBitcoinBefore1Million
      @BuyBitcoinBefore1Million Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah i was getting up today, checking youtube asking myself where the daily upload is
      Well, here it is

  • @victorladyzhets447
    @victorladyzhets447 Před 4 měsíci

    I needed 80 hour to beat this game and here this Chad doing it in less then 7 minutes. Legend

  • @marcedoreste
    @marcedoreste Před rokem +1

    Holy shit this. This is nuts.

  • @locust031
    @locust031 Před 2 lety +14

    Watched this live, this was absolutely insane, good job Dist 🔥