Can You Beat Elden Ring While Over the MAX Equip Load?

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    Can you beat Elden Ring while over the max equip load? Wearing too much gear puts you in the "overloaded" state which prevents running, dodging, and jumping. Uh oh.
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  • @TheTobyOMG
    @TheTobyOMG Před 2 lety +2597

    Imagine throwing this huge festival to give your lord an honorable death then watching as a tarnished pushes him in the deep side of the pool like an unwanted Sim.

    • @evinbraley
      @evinbraley Před 2 lety +228

      No ladder can save Radhan now

    • @forcerot5253
      @forcerot5253 Před 2 lety +201

      Imaging falling into the deep even when you are able to use gravity magic 😂

    • @ROR5CH4CH
      @ROR5CH4CH Před 2 lety +81

      I didn't know about this killing your Sim thing and just asked my GF about it. She replied: "well when playing the game you try all the ways of killing the Sims" like it was the most normal thing in the world. I'm dead xD

    • @aidanyoung9133
      @aidanyoung9133 Před 2 lety +50

      @@ROR5CH4CH So are the Sims

    • @ROR5CH4CH
      @ROR5CH4CH Před 2 lety +16

      @@aidanyoung9133 stop it I'm already dead xD

  • @way_2_saucy848
    @way_2_saucy848 Před 2 lety +32192

    “His attack only took half of my health”, spoken like a true dark souls player

    • @MinniMaster
      @MinniMaster Před 2 lety +4022

      "Yeah this attack's hard to dodge but it doesn't do too much damage, I still have 5% of my health left."

    • @GumshoeClassic
      @GumshoeClassic Před 2 lety +706

      Lines like that always give me flashbacks to fighting EX deviants in Monster Hunter GU, with people stuffing their pockets with any type of full heal (or materials for them) that they could get simply because when you get hit you're either dead or hanging on by a thread anyways.

    • @dustnoiseplays
      @dustnoiseplays Před 2 lety +837

      If its not a hitkill, then its all good.

    • @charlesahweyevu
      @charlesahweyevu Před 2 lety +126

      @@GumshoeClassic Omfg I remember that. That shit was awesome!

    • @sheepp2982
      @sheepp2982 Před 2 lety +593

      "Ok he can't one shot me....alright I can beat this guy"

  • @pp..........
    @pp.......... Před rokem +7659

    bro played dark souls without rolling, that's like eating toast without bread

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope Před rokem +465

      why is that the absolutely most perfect comparison omg

    • @mylanmay
      @mylanmay Před rokem +227

      I did my first ever playthrough of dark souls completely without rolling cause I couldn't get the timing right after trying for barely 5 minutes. I had a shield that absorbed all physical damage anyway so i just played it while blocking everything. Only way later I realised how much EASIER dark souls got by just rolling
      Can confirm that i can now eat toast without bread

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 Před rokem +41

      I rolled in Dark Souls until I could use Havel's Greatshield. Then I just stood there and tanked everything with it.

    • @KarmaSangheili
      @KarmaSangheili Před rokem +20

      @@mylanmay Similar story, did the first two games that way. This clunky roll attack doesn't move me out of the way, how does it protect me? Oh... i-frames are a thing, learned way later.
      Artorias first time around on NG+ was interesting.

    • @coffeecrispy2673
      @coffeecrispy2673 Před rokem +1

      Well, he did still roll, just less than the average player

  • @joonas888
    @joonas888 Před rokem +3426

    "Put these foolish ambitions to rest", just Margit trying to GENUINELY HELP YOU

    • @randorookie8587
      @randorookie8587 Před rokem +143

      When Margit’s advice is actually helpful

    • @andrewhilbert4790
      @andrewhilbert4790 Před 8 měsíci +15

      Im dying 😂

    • @thatheway
      @thatheway Před 7 měsíci +4

      laugh his way to the bank

    • @FreedomIII
      @FreedomIII Před měsícem +3

      Margit senpai giving life advice to someone he's seeing wreck his knees 😂

  • @snazzyfeathers
    @snazzyfeathers Před 2 lety +7084

    Imagine how Torrent must feel being summoned for the first time in the entire playthrough just to ferry the heaviest tarnished alive over a single gap, and then be banished away. Poor Torrent.

    • @diocalante1341
      @diocalante1341 Před 2 lety +981

      radhans horse be like, "first time?"

    • @snazzyfeathers
      @snazzyfeathers Před 2 lety +490

      @@diocalante1341 radahn's horse is a chad

    • @DJTrulin
      @DJTrulin Před 2 lety +272

      dude he carried the entire playthrough of avg weight in that one jump, torrent can nap

    • @evilguy909
      @evilguy909 Před 2 lety +194

      Torrent: my master is so heavy
      Leonard: First time?

    • @gollder_54
      @gollder_54 Před 2 lety +148

      @@diocalante1341 Radahn's horse doesnt carry anything really, Radahn uses gravity magic

  • @Okoii
    @Okoii Před 2 lety +11107

    The evil version of this: "So i went and got Bloodhound step, negated carry weight and beat the game in 30 minutes"

    • @gabrielmelnik6796
      @gabrielmelnik6796 Před 2 lety +350

      you cant cheese the knight cav with this build tho

    • @sabata2
      @sabata2 Před 2 lety +282

      How do you negate carry weight? Or do you just mean Bloodhound Step completely negates (most of) the movement penalties?

    • @dakkanoms3284
      @dakkanoms3284 Před 2 lety +988

      @@sabata2 Bloodhound step is super quick, moves a huge distance, makes you invisible for part of it, and has s the entire time. He could have just bloodhound stepped through the whole game and it would have been faster than running at a normal speed (without the horse)

    • @huttyblue
      @huttyblue Před 2 lety +383

      @@sabata2 Its basically an upgraded quickstep, but its so fast that it outpaces normal running when spammed.

    • @Genderless_Soviet
      @Genderless_Soviet Před 2 lety +150

      @@gabrielmelnik6796 using a horse is technically not against the rules as he said but he just decided not to use a horse to make it more interesting

  • @navi5661
    @navi5661 Před rokem +982

    I love the refusal to use Torrent from an in-game perspective. Cursed with such tremendous weight he lacks the ability to even jump, this Tarished refuses to allow his noble steed to bear the painful brunt of his weight, marching stoicly across the land instead. Truly a hero. Truly an Elden Lord. Truly, our seed will look back upon us, and recall, An Age of Kindness.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 Před 10 měsíci +128

      >Cursed with such tremendous weight he lacks the ability to even jump, this Tarished refuses to allow his noble steed to bear the painful brunt of his weight, marching stoicly across the land instead
      Radahn approves!

    • @Gentapi5
      @Gentapi5 Před 7 měsíci +49

      ​@@caav56The messages above are sponsored by Conquering the Stars...
      _Renna would like her Spirit Calling Bell Back_

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Just like my boi Radahn

    • @edgaralonso8088
      @edgaralonso8088 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Radhan without the gravity magic

  • @MiserableLunacy
    @MiserableLunacy Před rokem +3147

    Is there a vod of him just walking through the game while overloaded?
    It'd probably be good to fall asleep to

    • @justinthawsetmyo4173
      @justinthawsetmyo4173 Před rokem +576

      "Elden Ring overloaded footsteps ASMR"

    • @genodedemon5109
      @genodedemon5109 Před rokem +48

      Honestly I kinda want to try this myself. A real hero

    • @alechi7051
      @alechi7051 Před rokem +40

      I doubt he actually did it. would make more sense to cheat and just give the illusion he did in order to put content out faster

    • @ryukandapples3506
      @ryukandapples3506 Před rokem

      ​@@alechi7051 it's most likely real, other Elden ring streamers have done a challenge very similar, check out Can I beat Elden Ring without dodging a single attack or getting hit by everything something like that

    • @AdmiralJ77
      @AdmiralJ77 Před rokem

      ​@@alechi7051spoken like a True idiot that couldn't beat Margit

  • @azimnazlen8564
    @azimnazlen8564 Před rokem +5660

    If your character is a real person, imagine the core strength he has developed

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh Před 2 lety +5313

    Fun fact: Torrent is 100% not necessary to complete the game, because you can't use him while you're invaded. So From had to design every area to be reachable on foot as well as on horseback. This is why there are long ladders right next to spiritsprings in Mt. Gelmir that lead to the same spots.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 Před 2 lety +436

      FromSoft has always been good with level design and what we’re seeing in Elden Ring is a holdover from their other games.
      I’ve been going through Dark Souls 3 after beating ER and if you can see it in the level, you can get there. The problem is is usually figuring out where you need to go.

    • @andsegcar
      @andsegcar Před 2 lety +91

      So they failed? considering a lot of host just sit in unreachable places and farm runes.

    • @kenpachi1989
      @kenpachi1989 Před 2 lety +530

      @@andsegcar what does it have to do with being able to finish the game without using Torrent?

    • @shamfyre
      @shamfyre Před 2 lety +51

      Maybe it is true that you don't need to USE Torrent to finish the game, but acquiring him IS 100% necessary to complete the game without glitching/zipping. You need to visit the roundtable at least once to enter Leyndell and you can't do that without receiving Torrent first.

    • @romilrh
      @romilrh Před 2 lety +217

      ​@@shamfyre Well yeah but that has nothing to do with Torrent himself lol. I'm talking about how good the level design is here

  • @StuffyMc
    @StuffyMc Před rokem +1014

    Such a nice touch that Alexander is immune to fire in this fight. Makes sense, he's seen just before it standing in lava willingly, and he is a fire hardened jar, after all.

    • @renef.8468
      @renef.8468 Před rokem +50

      The thing I regret the most, is that I killed him in the beginning not knowing what use he would have for me and what a nice jar he actually was...

    • @IronDJW
      @IronDJW Před rokem +1

      ​@@renef.8468YOU MONSTER

    • @acastusofastora8641
      @acastusofastora8641 Před 8 měsíci +58

      @@renef.8468 randomly killing NPCs in a souls game is such a wild thing to do lol

    • @renef.8468
      @renef.8468 Před 8 měsíci +12

      @@acastusofastora8641 true but it's my first souls game so how should I know lol

    • @justarandomguy983
      @justarandomguy983 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @renef.8468 he wasnt attacking and was talking to you tho..

  • @Hestaka
    @Hestaka Před rokem +631

    Keep in mind this map is 90 square miles... And he walked it... he was walking 2 to 3 a marathon's to get places... the distance from Limgrave to the Capital is nearly the same distance as Solitude to Riverrun in Elder Scroll's Skyrim... But your walking it, with all the enemies that can beat the shit out of you in like 2-3 hit's and your not walking it once no no no your going back and forth back and forth and then your going even farther... What a fucking madman

    • @jonblanchard5453
      @jonblanchard5453 Před rokem +85

      While most of your points are valid, and this feat is insane, once he had grace points, he could fast travel, reducing the "back and forth" but not entirely eliminating it. Still, crazy.

    • @Hestaka
      @Hestaka Před rokem +56

      @@jonblanchard5453 Oh shit I didn't even think about that, it's still pretty fucking crazy though. I hate going through Caelid still and I got Torrent to this is pretty fucking impressive.

    • @InfantShredder69
      @InfantShredder69 Před rokem +9

      Wtf is is Riverrun?

    • @RAMN8R2011
      @RAMN8R2011 Před rokem +7

      @@InfantShredder69 riverwood??? Still though that’s pretty long, Solitude to Riverwood just slow walking. I might try that just put on the slow walk hotkey from Solitude gate and walk all the way to riverwood.

    • @HazhMcMoor
      @HazhMcMoor Před rokem +9

      Finlay run. Overloaded walk from Caelid to Haligtree fighting all enemies and overloaded the entire time.

  • @MM-sx7zs
    @MM-sx7zs Před 2 lety +779

    Walks only
    Doesn't use horse
    Takes all hits
    Pokes his enemies to death
    Refuses to elaborate
    *Becomes Elden Lord*

  • @quintindanzi2631
    @quintindanzi2631 Před 2 lety +1543

    “and i just threw a freezing pot at her”
    my jaw just hit the floor

    • @muhammadscott1488
      @muhammadscott1488 Před 2 lety +22

      Same

    • @TheSnowbollfull
      @TheSnowbollfull Před 2 lety +126

      seeing that after struggle so much to kill her was hearthbreaking

    • @jwanikpo
      @jwanikpo Před 2 lety +152

      how do people even realize that, just throwing random pots at every enemy to see what works?

    • @aligmal5031
      @aligmal5031 Před rokem +81

      @@jwanikpo i think it's because you can do the same thing against lady butterfly in sekiro with your shuriken so it make sense that we use something similar against melania in elden ring

    • @cotymedeiros2153
      @cotymedeiros2153 Před rokem +20

      I said the same thing lol. Freezing pot is the true hero of the game

  • @jamescole7787
    @jamescole7787 Před rokem +753

    I just have to say what a great video. So committed. Also. THE FREEZING POT ON MALENIA?!?! I died to her 75 times. First time I used summons in the game was to beat her. Admittedly the second I used mimic tear, it became a trivial fight and didn’t feel very good to beat her with. I’m using freezing pot on this play through!!!!

    • @Splater124
      @Splater124 Před rokem +10

      your good, first I used 2 other people and 2nd i used redmane knight ogha

    • @catodes1295
      @catodes1295 Před rokem +11

      Yeah, no it won't work that effectively now unfortunately. It looks like they actually made the windup faster. I'm saying this because I compared the windup speed from my recorded gameplay of Malenia to the one one in this video and the one in the video is definitely a lot slower

    • @malexthegreat
      @malexthegreat Před rokem +21

      *Admittedly the second I used mimic tear, it became a trivial fight *
      the fuck i died 90 times on my first kill WITH MAX LVL WEAPONS AND MAX LVL MIMICK TEAR

    • @syzxe
      @syzxe Před rokem +1

      how did it go

    • @josephmurphy417
      @josephmurphy417 Před rokem +2

      @@catodes1295 but it still works extremely well

  • @BDChupacabra
    @BDChupacabra Před rokem +304

    Lmaooo that Radahn kill was unexpected 😂😂

    • @MageMinionsOP
      @MageMinionsOP Před rokem +49

      As soon as I saw the ledge in the water I was like "no....."

  • @CommentPositionInformer
    @CommentPositionInformer Před rokem +4817

    Honestly, I love the idea of this run conceptually.
    Imagine this guy, walking around with hulking armor and a huge shield, so heavy that he shakes the ground with his steps, just casually blocking blows from house sized enemies as he goes on a stroll.
    It would be a magnificent sight.

  • @soulofavagabond6919
    @soulofavagabond6919 Před 2 lety +741

    29:05
    Chest high wall: There's no way!
    Knee high wall: You might stand a chance.
    Toe high wall: You're getting over that bad boy.

  • @grob8367
    @grob8367 Před rokem +136

    “I was defying Miyazaki” is my favorite line

  • @snmhlr
    @snmhlr Před rokem +159

    ok, i am truly skill issued. time to beat the damn game

  • @PronteCo
    @PronteCo Před 2 lety +1471

    2:50 soldier: "aha let's kill the tarnished together"
    giant: "how about no"

  • @zulium
    @zulium Před rokem +3500

    Giant: "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of riding your horse, you're walking right towards me?"
    Pineapple: "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 Před rokem +39

      Underrated comment.

    • @belcarra
      @belcarra Před rokem +2

      That-
      Uh
      That doesn't work here buddy

    • @gala_vs
      @gala_vs Před rokem +30

      Is that a Jojo reference?

    • @mellody.s
      @mellody.s Před rokem +51

      Giant: "Ho Ho! Come as close as you like"

    • @Mars-eu8dz
      @Mars-eu8dz Před rokem

      @@purplehaze2358 724 likes moment

  • @archlorddestin
    @archlorddestin Před rokem +96

    25:05 - There are several incantations which might have been usable here. Dragon's claw/maw are ones which come to mind as one of the patches made you mobile during the wind up.

  • @calvingeisel1069
    @calvingeisel1069 Před rokem +163

    Iron pineapple is so underrated in my opinion. His method of solving problems is so satisfying and I wish more game studios would make games that forced players to think

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 Před rokem +11

      Dude's got almost 1.5 million subs my guy. He's massively popular.

    • @PeptoBismel
      @PeptoBismel Před 9 měsíci

      Just play any older Zelda game

  • @enochchen7656
    @enochchen7656 Před 2 lety +750

    Iron Pineapple during level-1 challenge: "Believe it or not, I'm not a masochist"
    Iron Pineapple for equip load challenge: "It would make me suffer more, and that's kinda funny"

    • @zaishijunior9455
      @zaishijunior9455 Před 2 lety +20

      He is not a masochist ba- baka
      He is just a comedian, and It's not like I find him fu- funny or anything...!

    • @Pyrokess
      @Pyrokess Před 2 lety +9

      He is definitely a masochist. Anyone who plays soulsborne is.

    • @3Dyler
      @3Dyler Před 2 lety +6

      This is what we made him.

    • @colrez47
      @colrez47 Před 2 lety

      @@zaishijunior9455 bruh

  • @awd3n
    @awd3n Před 2 lety +1130

    "Lay these foolish ambitions to rest," takes on a whole new meaning with this run.

    • @BK.338
      @BK.338 Před rokem

      666 likes and only 2 comments???? 🤨

    • @irwan86
      @irwan86 Před rokem

      I wonder how he light up braziers in sellia? This need to do in order to reach millicent. This run was fake

    • @MrBandaforce
      @MrBandaforce Před rokem +4

      @@irwan86 you don't need to be in sellia to get to millicent like he showed in the video he teleported to caelid to bestial sanctum walked to dragon barrow to fort faroth simply dropping down near fort faroth grace you can get to church where millicent is located, and also you can easily get to gowry from church

    • @hellothere-dw3sf
      @hellothere-dw3sf Před rokem +3

      @@irwan86 i like whenever people just accuse runs and other stuff of being fake while not knowing enough about the game to say something's fake

  • @angelmarques3124
    @angelmarques3124 Před rokem +61

    It’s super cool how you can jump over gaps with Lion’s claw, and I cheered out loud when you managed to jump up with the butt slam. Good job getting me invested!

  • @hauldr
    @hauldr Před rokem +55

    this reminds me of the havel strat in both ds1 and 3 god i love tanking behemoth sized enemies and just chugging my caprisun in their face while devastating them with a mega bonk

  • @wapowman
    @wapowman Před rokem +1278

    Somehow turned a painful challenge into a badass OP build. Walking at your enemies not even registering their attacks is just insane

    • @vwts
      @vwts Před rokem +56

      To be fair, shield tank build is how a lot of people played DS1 originally

    • @shantichopsup7639
      @shantichopsup7639 Před rokem +3

      @@vwts true

    • @briarconner5765
      @briarconner5765 Před rokem +17

      @@vwts got me through several of the harder boss fights in ds1. Having too much trouble? Slap on Gavel’s and stone knight great shield with a black knight sword and you can walk through that game no problemo

    • @darkwhispersstories47
      @darkwhispersstories47 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@vwts the first time I ever used a shield in the souls franchise was in my SL1 runs xD

    • @ACRocker
      @ACRocker Před 9 měsíci +5

      Straight up became both the immovable object and the unstoppable force

  • @horseradish4046
    @horseradish4046 Před 2 lety +2119

    This is so much more than just a meme run, it perfectly demonstrates the best part of the game.
    It's a series of seemingly impossible obstacles that you need to adapt to by exploring and experimenting.
    You can choose to beat your head against a boss with your current setup for hours or adapt your gear and strategy, the difficulty is truly optional.

    • @Guardian_Arias
      @Guardian_Arias Před 2 lety +27

      this is overwhelming for most amd the achievements stats of how many have obtained each achievement does support this.

    • @uhohitsatrap9989
      @uhohitsatrap9989 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Guardian_Arias If they can't do it then the game isn't a right fit for them tbh.

    • @benshepherd2419
      @benshepherd2419 Před 2 lety +25

      Me still beating my head against bosses with the same set up after finding ways to beat them way easier because "I got this far":

    • @uhohitsatrap9989
      @uhohitsatrap9989 Před 2 lety +5

      @@benshepherd2419 I did that until I realized I could interact with Rennala and Respec. Took 100+ hours to realize that but after respecing to magic it helped me a lot. Now with like 200 hours on my first playthrough I still have maxed magic along with Dex and vitality with most other stats 30+.

    • @uhohitsatrap9989
      @uhohitsatrap9989 Před 2 lety +3

      @@benshepherd2419 Well, maxed as in hard capped stats. So noth over 80

  • @virtuouswanderer5563
    @virtuouswanderer5563 Před rokem +59

    Imagine being a boss and someone just starts Chad walking at you

  • @07jackg
    @07jackg Před rokem +27

    There’s something so relaxing about this run concept, the way walking everywhere turns the whole journey into a kind of lazy stroll through Elden Ring’s beautiful scenery.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +1481

    The early game looked like hell, but it's crazy how more and more effective it actually became later on, you absolutely rekt Malenia at the end

    • @sown3476
      @sown3476 Před 2 lety +53

      This really proves how customizable of an experience FromSoft provides!
      Their games are insanely well thought out.

    • @zel9061
      @zel9061 Před 2 lety +22

      I didn't even think of the freezing pot thing for waterfowl. I just learned how to perfectly dodge it every time through helping people.

    • @johnnykasao242
      @johnnykasao242 Před 2 lety

      Yeah insane

    • @thepuffinman1055
      @thepuffinman1055 Před 2 lety +3

      Please no more! You comment everywhere!

    • @arcanefire7511
      @arcanefire7511 Před 2 lety

      No likes?

  • @anbu55
    @anbu55 Před 2 lety +587

    Using the butt stomp was such a smart idea to platform, and actually being able to platform under the sewers using it is genuinely one of the most impressive things I've seen done in this game, ggs

    • @absilint1318
      @absilint1318 Před 2 lety +14

      SUPER MARIO

    • @El_Ratones
      @El_Ratones Před 2 lety

      He also could have used this at around 25:10 to climb the ledge

    • @absilint1318
      @absilint1318 Před 2 lety

      no need to mention he already says it later on

    • @yezzir8929
      @yezzir8929 Před 2 lety

      He should have used the sonic spin roll ash of war to get around as well!

    • @ArjunTheRageGuy
      @ArjunTheRageGuy Před rokem

      Speaking of butt stomp, can you do it in air like in those 3d mario games to avoid fall damage?

  • @Viper-dz2kw
    @Viper-dz2kw Před rokem +18

    Literal creeping death, he’s slow but just won’t stop coming

  • @hyphenq
    @hyphenq Před rokem +15

    28:21 I swore I was going to see Alex hit him with that MEAN uppercut

  • @BoundaryBreak
    @BoundaryBreak Před 2 lety +3852

    Dude ive been absolutely loving all your challenge content

    • @naherathe
      @naherathe Před 2 lety +7

      love your content dude!!!

    • @That0n3Guy710
      @That0n3Guy710 Před 2 lety +4

      I feel like we all have

    • @CamSump47
      @CamSump47 Před 2 lety +3

      Two great content creators right here!

    • @WiresDawson
      @WiresDawson Před 2 lety

      hey, didn't expect to see Shesez here!

    • @BiboDL
      @BiboDL Před 2 lety

      Can't believe what you did to TLOU with that one guy

  • @Gunstling
    @Gunstling Před 2 lety +1551

    I love how Iron says he's not great at these games, and then does things like Pacifist or MAX Equip load runs lol
    Absolute legend

    • @BigPapaMitchell
      @BigPapaMitchell Před 2 lety +100

      Being clever and being able to problem solve are different than tackling the architypical souls challenges. Like he showed you don't need much skill to easily kill Malenia, just careful planning. Trying to do this fight with like a typical medium load weapon based dex character for instance is a much different challenge and is much more of the typical souls expected challenge.

    • @mitsuri3096
      @mitsuri3096 Před 2 lety +6

      He's also bad at youtube guides

    • @Quack-hh1fj
      @Quack-hh1fj Před 2 lety +33

      @@lunarmoony3278 Well of course not, this is a souls game. The only skill is pressing the b button when the bad man tries to hit you.

    • @LRC.
      @LRC. Před 2 lety +19

      @@mitsuri3096 better than you’ll ever be but ok

    • @bzopz3166
      @bzopz3166 Před 2 lety +13

      @@mitsuri3096 is this a guide? lmfao

  • @tranngockha6562
    @tranngockha6562 Před rokem +12

    This is exactly how I play this game when I first have it. Not overload, but just walking, light jogging and dodging. I didn't know how to use the horse until a week later.

  • @joserubio614
    @joserubio614 Před rokem +50

    Complete and utter amazing use of the 35 minutes 👍🏽

  • @Greenmick6982
    @Greenmick6982 Před 2 lety +692

    "Victory is won not in miles but in inches." Incredible patience and willpower. Wow.

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx Před 2 lety

      When you're training to become Batman.

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 Před 2 lety +4

      It’s about drive. It’s about power. We stay hungry. We devour.

  • @LegendaryBrah
    @LegendaryBrah Před 2 lety +375

    “After walking past a few dogs”
    *shows tortoises just chilling*
    God I love this community

  • @tmonster6601
    @tmonster6601 Před rokem +14

    I love that you said, you started walking past a few dogs to get the stamina talisman. Years from now, someone is going to get hooked on elden ring and binge videos like this, and be very confused.

  • @Captain00Chaos
    @Captain00Chaos Před rokem +6

    FYI Pineapple, on Radahn you can skip the ranged phase by going backwards away from him at the start, normally it takes three taps of the sprint on Torrent, so in your run it be a little bit of a walk; the skip despawns Radahn, and getting closer again makes him re-appear, only in his sword state.

  • @LivanderGamedev
    @LivanderGamedev Před 2 lety +1236

    2:15 when he pointed this out, I feel "yo this run is no joke", GG man

  • @cryzz0n
    @cryzz0n Před rokem +1157

    I love the problem solving required to make it through this type of run. It's like you're playing completely different game. I also appreciate your commitment to limitation, like not using torrent or quickstep unless you absolutely have to. Overall awesome run.

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 Před rokem +22

      That's the beauty of challenge runs. It becomes less of reading attacks and figuring out when to do certain things and going "what shenanigans can I pull to survive this?"

  • @Kyrill-Franco-
    @Kyrill-Franco- Před rokem +11

    Watching this was waaaay more interesting than I thought it would be! The new tactics forced by this restriction were super fun to watch and even teached me a thing or two of the game :D

  • @Febreeze419
    @Febreeze419 Před rokem +8

    With Radahn, if you walk backwards until he disappears then walk back, he won’t fire any projectiles and will just rush towards you (this includes spears).

  • @Nukesnipe
    @Nukesnipe Před 2 lety +595

    I wish there was exactly one mimic in the game, somewhere really late like Leyndell or the Haligtree. You've gone dozens of hours without mimic chests and the only traps being transporters you can roll away from. You go to open a chest and BAM you got vored.

    • @Chaosrain112
      @Chaosrain112 Před 2 lety +132

      That mimic would achieve rockstar status immediately and forever be enshrined as a meme.

    • @kill0cam0teabagger
      @kill0cam0teabagger Před 2 lety +36

      150hrs in and I had no idea you could roll away from those traps lmao

    • @onleynin
      @onleynin Před 2 lety +19

      I have 302~ hours and I had no idea you could roll away from those traps lmao

    • @UnreasonableOpinions
      @UnreasonableOpinions Před 2 lety +18

      They must be saving it for DLC. Even better, if it doesn't chomp you it becomes you then fights, to catch out all the dinguses who insist on making it fight nude.

    • @kirbyfan3000
      @kirbyfan3000 Před 2 lety +5

      Wait you're telling me I could've rolled away from them?? Bruh 105 hours in and I didn't even know lol... Now that I think about it I was able to roll away from a teleporter chest one time. It was cuz some dude followed me tried backstabbing me. I didn't even notice it until now huh..

  • @luklass8999
    @luklass8999 Před 2 lety +806

    Insane people : I will finish the game without upgrading my weapon
    Masochist people : I will no hit Malenia with my bare fist
    Iron Pineapple : i will finish the game at 2 km/h

    • @ZachWackAttack
      @ZachWackAttack Před rokem +6

      guess I’m in an insane person cuz I did that on my first run without ever playing dark souls before

    • @Its-Kurb
      @Its-Kurb Před rokem +1

      @@ZachWackAttack like, intentionally?

    • @ZachWackAttack
      @ZachWackAttack Před rokem +20

      @@Its-Kurb no lmao I didn't even know you could upgrade your weapon

    • @ZachWackAttack
      @ZachWackAttack Před rokem +1

      @Gabriele Tozzi not at home atm (on a half vacation) but I’ll see

    • @bignig7223
      @bignig7223 Před rokem

      @@ZachWackAttack wtf lmaoo

  • @spox1s
    @spox1s Před rokem +4

    14:28- Ah, yes dogs. 🤣

  • @asteroid1633
    @asteroid1633 Před rokem +28

    If you don't wanna fight Borealis, you can go up the hill on the left and take the invisible bridge to get to the rise

    • @Data-AnalystSera
      @Data-AnalystSera Před 5 měsíci

      You can actually take a spiritspring next to Shack of the Lofty that just goes straight up to the top and skips the entire frozen lake

  • @LazyEyeMan
    @LazyEyeMan Před 2 lety +1035

    There's two reasons that the release of elden ring has made my life happier. The first reason is the game itself, and the second reason is the abundance of iron pineapple videos

    • @devinscott8680
      @devinscott8680 Před 2 lety +4

      To bad the PvP sucks right now so he's probably just going to stick to PvE videos.

    • @strav8337
      @strav8337 Před 2 lety

      @Jesus has given you all. Repent or die. it sure makes people want to believe in god when you threaten them with death lmao.

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg Před rokem +1

      And the assured slow trickle of creative Ymfah vids months/years from now

  • @kuronekokukan
    @kuronekokukan Před 2 lety +274

    14:28 "After walking past a few dogs,-" That one was delivered so dryly, I burst out laughing.

  • @keithkent366
    @keithkent366 Před 9 měsíci +2

    29:48 that boy hittin tha Supa Mario

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 Před rokem +5

    I love when challenge runs add completely ridiculous additional restrictions that only make the challenge more tedious and take longer than it should. "Yes, I am going to beat the entire game while walking at a snail's pace. Also, I can't ride the horse even though nothing about this challenge would incline me to give myself such a restriction" always fun

  • @aligmal5031
    @aligmal5031 Před rokem +608

    this run actually made me appreciate the game design even more it's like they knew some ppl would do some wacky stuff like that

  • @Idle_isAFK
    @Idle_isAFK Před 2 lety +231

    imagine dying and have to "walk" all the way to the boss room everytime. this guy's patience is out of this world

    • @devingreenup5869
      @devingreenup5869 Před 2 lety

      I think you forgot about statues of Marika

    • @duckchen2676
      @duckchen2676 Před 2 lety +2

      @@devingreenup5869 most main boss fights dont have them

  • @totalchaos7251
    @totalchaos7251 Před 2 měsíci

    Watching this, and many of your other videos reinspired me to attempt to finally beat Elden Ring, well, I'm at Malekith at the time of writing this. Here's to pushing through the last few main fights. Keep up the great vids!

  • @mohammedshaaban2287
    @mohammedshaaban2287 Před rokem +7

    Your shield is the best shield I have ever seen in my life and the ash of war in it makes it more powerful!!

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD Před 2 lety +1187

    Some parts of this challenge really does feel like a Metal Gear game XD

    • @Kakuruma
      @Kakuruma Před 2 lety +39

      It truly is the Metal Gear of the souls like.

    • @isack_4239
      @isack_4239 Před 2 lety +9

      It’s so funny you say that considering I just beat MGS3 lol

    • @romilrh
      @romilrh Před 2 lety +38

      Metal Gear fans when literally any game has stealth

    • @meddle333
      @meddle333 Před 2 lety +1

      @@isack_4239 That's awesome! I finally got into (and through) the whole series in 2019, I think.

    • @valguthcsongor5263
      @valguthcsongor5263 Před 2 lety

      Xddddd omg

  • @rockadio_9369
    @rockadio_9369 Před 2 lety +560

    "He is suicidal! He's heading right for the chest high wall!" If you know, you know.

    • @Vasharan
      @Vasharan Před 2 lety +44

      There's no getting over a chest high wall.

    • @djrocksgaming6255
      @djrocksgaming6255 Před 2 lety +26

      @@Vasharan If it's hip-height, you might stand a chance, though.

    • @hankhohn5017
      @hankhohn5017 Před 2 lety +32

      @@djrocksgaming6255 toe height? you're getting over that bad boy

    • @williamlake7254
      @williamlake7254 Před 2 lety +16

      "Chest high wall, there is noway!"
      Iron Pineapple: I squat 100 times every day....while wearing an ironworks factory,

    • @rockadio_9369
      @rockadio_9369 Před 2 lety +1

      @@hankhohn5017 lmao

  • @thetruetojo5416
    @thetruetojo5416 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Honestly I wonder what would be going through the enemies' mind if they could think. Just seeing this one guy, walk, not run, but slowly walk toward them, and then equally slowly but incredibly brutally kill them one by one without so much as going a step faster.

  • @vheataylorsyorkies7215
    @vheataylorsyorkies7215 Před rokem +2

    Absolutely amazing my friend! I cheesed the hell outta the game, mimic, insane bleed, glitches for more money etc and it was still hard for me lol mad respect on your skill level! Thats the thing I love about Elden ring, it's very much as hard as you want it to be.

  • @thebigwagyu
    @thebigwagyu Před 2 lety +319

    “This encounter is a whole ass boss fight” yeah as someone who is playing ER as their first true fromsoftware game, I really did think that giant was a boss and was so disappointed when I got to the grace point and he just respawned backed in.

    • @RusCoon
      @RusCoon Před 2 lety +9

      God yes lol. I spent like 1 hour trying to beat him, because it didn't even occured to me to rest at nearby grace, because why would i need it? I just keep dying and respawning here!

    • @farianandadiratama
      @farianandadiratama Před 2 lety +4

      haha i know what u feel, event as an experience soulslike player, that first giant after the gate is pretty hard for me, because it's been a long time for me not playing dark souls lol

    • @Kholaslittlespot1
      @Kholaslittlespot1 Před 2 lety

      Same here although I wasn't disappointed at all. Quite the opposite. I thought "if that is just a normal enemy then what the hell else could they have in store for me,"

    • @theomegajuice8660
      @theomegajuice8660 Před 2 lety +7

      I've played all the FromSoft games and I was pretty surprised he was just a regular enemy as well. I had assumed he was at least a miniboss who wouldn't come back.
      Very eye-opening for what Elden Ring considered a "standard" obstacle

  • @irithylloldman6526
    @irithylloldman6526 Před rokem +820

    25:08 probably this has already been mentioned but the butt slam ash of war gets you quite high and is relatively easy to obtain. It would have surely worked here, as well as for the Farum Azula ledge.
    Edit : yeah alright I should keep watching the video before commenting

    • @BigVorst
      @BigVorst Před rokem +37

      Happens to me too, haha.

    • @swallie7419
      @swallie7419 Před rokem +8

      Remember all the items that he had to jump for to obtain them? Will the buttslam destroy them or was this more of a "dayuyyyuyoum i cant get these usefull items it gon be haaaard" just to flex with that jump later on?

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 Před rokem

      That was probably more like "do I need to use this, or do I just want to use it to get this item right now?" Note that he didn't go get the madness shield until he actually needed to use Ground Slam.

  • @JimmyJoe3
    @JimmyJoe3 Před rokem +7

    fantastic! also mad respect that you went back to prove the butt stomp could solve previous issues

  • @angryninja137
    @angryninja137 Před rokem +6

    This looks so much fun, probably really allows you to soak in the world. I wouldn’t say you’re defying Miyazaki, but just solidifies his genius that their games are meant to be your own personal experience, they can be played however you want really, just some ways are better than others. Also, I say the horse would have been valid if you would have learned one gravity spell, then you could have been like Radahn.

  • @crusadershark7770
    @crusadershark7770 Před 2 lety +307

    "If you're an impatient person, then attempting this run will be a nightmare." Man, you don't have to be impatient for this to be a nightmare. I wouldnt even be able to do fucking Soldier of Godrick without giving up on this challenge.

  • @allicuddles
    @allicuddles Před 2 lety +172

    But imagine how intimidated the enemies were watching you calmly stroll up to them.

  • @crusader5256
    @crusader5256 Před rokem +5

    Alternate title: My Six Hundred Pound Life: Tarnished Edition

  • @Zebo12345678
    @Zebo12345678 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Watching your character stroll leisurely through Caelid was a treat. That land is designed to make you always stay on your guard. It's a ruthless land, covered in threats, and you just walked casually through it to Redmane Castle.

  • @FatalKitsune
    @FatalKitsune Před 2 lety +124

    Me: Struggling to beat the game with spirit summons and being able to move normally and do whatever I want.
    Iron Pineapple: Beating the game while cosplaying as a very stabby turtle.

  • @ohthatsabaseball5824
    @ohthatsabaseball5824 Před rokem +480

    You know you played a lot of Elden Ring, when calling the turtles dogs is the most normal thing in the world

    • @DeoksOn
      @DeoksOn Před rokem +2

      😂

    • @RECKSNTJJG
      @RECKSNTJJG Před 9 měsíci

      I must admit I attacked a dog. I thought it would fight back and give me some good runes.

    • @SubspaceTripmine66.6
      @SubspaceTripmine66.6 Před 9 měsíci

      tortoises* 🤓

    • @walkingtree2486
      @walkingtree2486 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I don't play elden ring infact I haven't played any single fromsoft game ever but why did he call the turtles, dog?

    • @ohthatsabaseball5824
      @ohthatsabaseball5824 Před 9 měsíci +12

      @@walkingtree2486
      It came from the message system in the game, that only works is pre-made building blocks. Something like "Beware of Dog", "Hole Ahead", "Sun ahead, but fire", as examples.
      But the blocks are somewhat limited on the different kinds of creatures, so in most cases we use Dog for any creature. Because of that, we even call them dogs, much to the confusion of others.
      I'm terrible at explaining, but I hope it somewhat makes sense

  • @eddiedahm1313
    @eddiedahm1313 Před rokem +3

    I should’ve subscribed long ago. Your “playing souls-like” series is very entertaining so thank you!

  • @Z3uS2
    @Z3uS2 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This was one of the most impressive self-limited runs I've watched so far.

  • @justinp.7943
    @justinp.7943 Před 2 lety +314

    That part where he's trying to give Alexander the kill and then getting owned by the fire giant had me rolling, that sums up how almost every fight goes when you assume you or a npc has the fight in a bag, the boss just says nope your going to try again lol

    • @dangelnut
      @dangelnut Před rokem +2

      my whole experience with elden ring I'm still running from the big magical red foxes

    • @NimbusTM
      @NimbusTM Před rokem +1

      an NPC may one day rise to the status of Black Iron Tarkus from DS1.

  • @somedood07
    @somedood07 Před rokem +424

    I love the visuals of this. Just a man walking through this beautiful world. He’s not in a rush, he’s taking his time. I know the pain is felt hard but it just looks neat.

  • @SonyaEvergarden
    @SonyaEvergarden Před rokem

    I love how chill he sounds and relaxed he is, even doing the most hard challenges.

  • @coyotetacticalsolutions
    @coyotetacticalsolutions Před 7 měsíci

    I’ve never played this game but it’s quite wild the replay factor in it and all the different builds and co concepts in it. Wild stuff.

  • @Lakanus
    @Lakanus Před 2 lety +115

    This is how we'd always walk around if our character didn't own a mysterious dimensional pocket where they store all those swords and armors we collect.

    • @AGKyran
      @AGKyran Před 2 lety +1

      Well... to be fair, the tarnished would need to be hella strong, and would probably make holes in the ground while walking.

    • @LainWithSweetTea
      @LainWithSweetTea Před 2 lety +2

      I believe the technical term is "hammer space"

    • @zaishijunior9455
      @zaishijunior9455 Před 2 lety +1

      meat pocket ©

  • @moka8601
    @moka8601 Před 2 lety +58

    19:20 radahn may have mastered gravity magic , but he hasn't mastered the ability to swim

  • @sethescope
    @sethescope Před rokem

    I love this video :) I rewatch it all the time, this must be my fiftieth time watching it or something. I like the concept of this video and I like how you approach everything as a fun puzzle, even if it's also a frustrating fun puzzle. it keeps the video engaging and interesting. sometimes people complain and even though I 100% understand their complaints and think their complaints are absolutely justified, it's not necessarily fun to watch and listen to, even though I enjoy other aspects of their videos and style.
    so! I appreciate your overall style and approach :)

  • @JunoSage
    @JunoSage Před 8 měsíci +1

    as a greatshield enjoyer, i will be using a lot of the these strats from now on

  • @Nathan-gt3xi
    @Nathan-gt3xi Před 2 lety +558

    The literal god's who have incredible power: "look at this dude just casually walking towards us, he can't even lift his armour properly!"
    The dude: °simply walks over them crushing them to death°

    • @mushnoodle
      @mushnoodle Před 2 lety +21

      gods: *try to grab and suplex but they hurt themselves in confusion*

    • @user-zz7le5qc6x
      @user-zz7le5qc6x Před 2 lety +9

      ゴゴゴゴ

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 Před 2 lety +14

      horah loux: *grabs player to suplex*
      also horah loux: *does the young link pulling on a rock without the power bracelet animation*

    • @WizelBalan
      @WizelBalan Před rokem

      Rumbling...rumbling...it's coming...

  • @PopularNobody
    @PopularNobody Před 2 lety +260

    How the hell do you always manage to come up with these fun, whimsical challenges while giving us long entertaining videos?
    Thank you man. I think i was here around 300k and You deserve your channel growth.

  • @epistimonkapetanios
    @epistimonkapetanios Před rokem +1

    What about ranged weapons? Bows, crossbows, guns?
    13:02 Ah, I see you thought about that.
    17:20 You can also poison him, I did so at least.

  • @FockeWulfFW200
    @FockeWulfFW200 Před 6 měsíci

    I was literally laughing my ass off during the entire duration of the video. Thanks man.
    Just subscribed. Cant wrap my head around the idea of how pain this run must have been. You deserve way more subs

  • @TE72GOD
    @TE72GOD Před 2 lety +102

    No, what this truly showcases, is how effective anything you could want to do in this game truly can be. It feels like nothing is a wrong choice in this game and it is truly a thing of beauty.

    • @Edamori
      @Edamori Před 2 lety

      It honestly reminds me of RuneScape in a way. People lock themselves to regions or to ridiculous restrictions on what they can do and still attempt to complete some of the toughest content in the game. Watching videos like this reminds me of Settled and his Morytania locked account, or Verf and his Karamja locked account, where they use obscure and ancient content to attempt to break boundaries and complete objectives. Elden Ring gives me the same vibe, and it's incredible

    • @Chaosrain112
      @Chaosrain112 Před 2 lety +1

      Elden Ring managed to achieve this for its PvE content. PvP is another story of course but I've never been into it very much, so it's not a concern for me. But still, not to undermine what they achieved for the (main) game, it's incredible. There feel like so many games where players are just shoehorned into using specific things and the experience feels very manufactured. Elden Ring has so many facets for story telling, all the way down to how your character overcomes adversity. In this case, you stare straight at them, walk forward at them intimidatingly, and then beat the shit out of them.

    • @TE72GOD
      @TE72GOD Před 2 lety

      @@Chaosrain112 I feel like a large part of the PvP feeling is FromSoft's underwhelming servers. I have always despised Dark Souls PvP in general. But in this game, I actually enjoy when it happens. I get to just hurl a lightning bolt and one shot all the Katana folk and its so fulfilling.

  • @mikehawke2374
    @mikehawke2374 Před 2 lety +160

    I'd genuinely choose to do a "Can you beat Elden Ring while wearing electrified testicle clamps?" run over this.
    Props for the run, man.

    • @Guardian_Arias
      @Guardian_Arias Před 2 lety +2

      why are u shaming? there is nothing wrong with what u said

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski Před 2 lety +16

      Somebody in Japan probably did that

    • @kingzecromatic
      @kingzecromatic Před 2 lety +4

      I'm not gonna kink shame man, you do you...

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 Před 2 lety

      @Deadpoppin soul's players are cruel jack. and i love minors! -moonupper

  • @Jonas0924
    @Jonas0924 Před rokem +1

    If you want to do this challenge here's some tips:
    *Use sorceries* and obtain *Misericord* and a *Medium Shield* for *blocking, parries, and high incantation/sorcery damage and stagger damage (Also put bloodhound step or quickstep on the Misericord for great dodging like in this video).*
    Obtain the *Deaths Poker,* you only need *18-25 intelligence "(Stop at 25, you don't need more.)", 30 dexterity, 20 strength* for it to be amazing if you upgraded it at least *7 times or max.*
    Acquire the *Great Epee* for better thrusting sword damage than the rapiers here and about the same speed of attacking.

  • @commentary2378
    @commentary2378 Před měsícem

    Your videos are quickly making me passionate about starting to make my own content. You're really awesome, dude

  • @shawnmarcum8078
    @shawnmarcum8078 Před 2 lety +580

    Imagine if people had world records for how slow you could play a game. That would be hilarious.

    • @quaklessduck
      @quaklessduck Před 2 lety +18

      this this needs to happen #turtlerun?

    • @sanguineregis5354
      @sanguineregis5354 Před 2 lety +68

      Allow me to introduce you to the Lowrun, where you beat a game by doing as little as possible, and as the world record for The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is literally a week long

    • @brobz8189
      @brobz8189 Před 2 lety +8

      This exist lol

    • @sourhour3403
      @sourhour3403 Před 2 lety +10

      There is active competition on some leaderboards on the main speedrunning place (you know the one) for games like Minecraft, to get last place.

    • @someguy1365
      @someguy1365 Před 2 lety +11

      Have you ever heard of the Zelda speedrun where you stare at Rupees for several hours?

  • @primal_aspid
    @primal_aspid Před 2 lety +264

    Fun fact: you don’t actually need to climb the tree and use a bow to kill commander O’Neil. Instead, you can sneak up behind him and use poison mist, as it won’t aggro them when cast. In fact, any enemy you can sneak behind, you can use this strategy on. (i.e. draconic tree sentinel or one of the two tree sentinels in Altus plateau)

    • @rash500m
      @rash500m Před 2 lety +21

      I have a feeling he probably didnt do it has he used this against the draconic sentinel in his lvl 1 challenge run and he doesnt like spamming the same strats

  • @user-fp8kx5dd7i
    @user-fp8kx5dd7i Před 10 měsíci

    Dude ive been absolutely loving all your challenge content. “I was defying Miyazaki” is my favorite line.

  • @alexlamb3944
    @alexlamb3944 Před rokem +1

    These runs are insane. The amount of patience is just incredible

  • @revshad4226
    @revshad4226 Před 2 lety +197

    I love how the gimmicks you pull are extremely useful to me who is seriously struggling though the game. Giving me ideas and strategies that I wouldn't have thought of on my own.

  • @FunkyDeleriousPriest
    @FunkyDeleriousPriest Před 2 lety +241

    The speed that your character traversed the lands between in the context of a mission to save the world is a mood and I feel it

  • @A5KINGAlexandria13
    @A5KINGAlexandria13 Před rokem +19

    This gave me so much anxiety seeing you walk and not dodge I was crying on the inside for 30 mins of this video

  • @NekoNikkiNyan
    @NekoNikkiNyan Před 10 měsíci

    This is truly a piece of art. Amazing work :) We can tell how much you appreciate and love Dark Souls and its amazing