Persuade Three Dogs to Stand on the Mat | Full Task | Taskmaster
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- From series 4 of Taskmaster Mel Giedroyc, Hugh Dennis, Joe Lycett and Noel Fielding attempt to keep three dogs on a mat, while an unfortunate outbreak leaves Lolly Adefope wrangling chickens instead.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion. - Komedie
I like how he says dogs are "the animal equivalent of chickens," like chickens aren't animals
Chickens aren’t animals. They’re pricks across the board. Were you even listening?
@@thecheesinater
I mean, they aren't mutually exclusive
Solid lol
It has "... just like a hen is an adult human chicken" energy, like a "wait, wot?"
They are?
And now we know: it is 40% more difficult to wrangle a chicken onto a carpet than a dog.
The dogs were trained. You could see them respond to the "Sit" command. Try that with a chicken.
Its also a lot easier when you don't run at them when they're about to get on the mat like she was doing
Until you have dried meal worms in hand... They go crazy for those things, they're basically temptations for chickens.
Tbf if she just spilled the food on the mat and left them alone they would have gotten in there instantly, she getting close every single time was what ruined it, although it’s a problem she wouldn’t have had with dogs
@@fba90130 How do you know the chickens OR ducks weren't trained?
The casual "or killed them" from Alex gets me every time I watch this task
I mean, you only do logical statements in casual voice. There is no need to be excited by pure logic.
it means they've run it through the legal as a possibility before giving the task. The legal dep realized it's a nonissue since there's no rhod gilbert or sally phillips this season
I believe chickens still run around even with their heads off for up to a half hour, unless it's a myth
@@Czeckie There is a great moment in NZ Taskmaster where one of the contestants, Ursula I believe, just turns to the crew and asks, "Can we kill a duck?" And you can by how she asks and looks around for confirmation that she was 100% ready to murder a duck for the task.
@@RoseInTheWeeds I mean she could finish the task and enjoy a duck as dinner. That's hitting two ducks with one stone.
"LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!"
-Lolly Adefope, Series 4
genuinely what i thought when i first saw this.
I miss this gang. During the season I didn't appreciate it as much, but I especially miss Lolly's positivity.
Yes, me too.
you mean her Avian Flu positivity?
@NotLDaz I came solely to find the first person that shouted 'racist!'. Looks like we've found the racist.
Me too iwant another season with same gang
My only issue with this season is how much Noel ran away with it and I’m not as overwhelmingly smitten with him as so many others seem to be.
Greg: Some dogs are pricks.
Everyone: Nodding knowingly.
All dog owners have met a prick like that in the dog park.
Ummm...
When i heard the censored version of the episode, i expected the b word since, that's the definition of a female dog.
Is the p word another word for it?
@@basstrammel1322 and it is often a chihuahua.
The absurdity of suggesting that the chickens are comparable to dogs when it comes to making them do what you want 😂
I dunno. Chickens are pretty simple. Dogs can get distracted by play and general excitedness, but chickens tend to have a pretty predictable set of reactions. That said, I wouldn't want to try to make chickens do anything more complicated than stand on a mat to eat food.
Mel’s driving gloves and poor Lolly trying to herd chickens, still glad that she got extra points for that hassle.
It may not be the most inspired task in Taskmaster history, but it still led to some truly funny things.
When Mel realize she only gets one point after lollys bonus tho. 😆😆
@@andreaskarlsson5251 Yet she was the slowest either way, so it would have been just a single point regardless.
I can't help but chuckle at Alex saying the animal equivalent of a chicken is anything other than a chicken.
"I have avian bird flu now."
"You may have it, yeah."
"Unless you peck someone, we're fine."
I'm surprised no one tried to argue that if there were no legs on the mat before and more than 12 now there had to have been exactly 12 at some point.
Exactly what I was thinking. I was surprised when he said now there's too many. It's like some people think in different ways o_O
There should be exactly 12 legs for a second, two legs can jump on at the same time
@@Glendragon not exactly the same time, not possible. even if its just nanoseconds theres a point in time where one reached before the other one
@@midlowreborn well the rules state that Alex has to judge it, he is quick enough, except for people who want to argue about intermediate value theorem.
@@Glendragon It's a discrete function and not even continuous. So, the theorem does not even hold.
I love how the chickens all get startled at the same time when Alex blows the whistle
I wonder if pavlovian response kicked in and the dogs started to associate the red circle with sausages.
Dogs can only distinguish between blue and yellow though.
@@woutervanr not true
@@woutervanr they can see a lot more color than people believe it's just a tad bit harder to see red when its against green, so a small red ball thrown into the grass might be hard for them to notice but they can still see the color red
They must've seen that fur coat and thought he was Cruella de Vil.
So incredibly disgusting
Dubbed as De Mon in the italian version
👌
It’s definitely more than 40% harder to wrangle the chickens! The dogs understood sit! Should’ve done cats or something. They do whatever they want, kind of like the chickens. It would’ve at least been closer
I would love to see people trying to convince a group of cats to do anything. 😂
@@leanne7542 Not without cat food! And the wet kind at that
to be fair though, the cats might have just come and sat on the mat just because of their appreciation for flat empty circular spaces
@@oleub23 trick them by putting a box in the middle and boom, problem solved
Honestly the cats would've been funnier than the dogs. Imagine if they all buggered off to do their own thing and then there's not enough cats
oh thank god greg called out mel for her driving gloves. for a terrifying american moment i thought i’d been missing a prominent part of british culture for my entire life
As someone who loves in NY with perpetually cold hands, too cheap to spring for a heated steering wheel, and who just inherited an awesome pair of leather gloves from my grandma - I'm thinking if bringing them back.
This feels like the best task if you’re a contestant because you get to be surrounded by dogs, an annoying task if you’re Lolly and end up dealing with chickens, and the worst task if you’re Alex because you now have to clean up up all that dog poo from your backyard 😂
Silly question: Is that actually Alex's backyard?
Jennyfisch i kinda presumed it was since Mel and Noel both asked Alex if he owned the dogs. Which makes sense to ask if they were driven to his house. But if they’re at another member of production’s house, or at a dog breeder’s house it makes much less sense to ask. That’s just my reasoning though!
@@Jayk-kz7sh Yeah, that makes sense.
@@Jayk-kz7sh It's the Taskmaster house. It's just a set. But it's a running joke that Greg and/or Alex live there.
@@cyprel No they've got a different house there. The Taskmaster house has no other houses right next to it. Garden is also completely different
Can we please appreciate that at 4:04, exactly when the tan dog on the left jumps up in the air, the far left black dog lifts his front left paw to step off, so that Mel goes from 16 to 11 paws on the carpet.
The driving gloves were worth one extra point to be honest
I must have watched this like five times, and I've only just realized that this isn't the taskmaster house.
It's Alex House!
4:04 Mel had 12 legs on there when the dog jumped up.
Yes, they counted it when the dog jumped up on Noel, but not Mel.
Well Noel's dog kept it's hind legs on the mat, Mel's dog jumped in the air completely so they probably didn't notice
I'm pretty sure the black dog moved at least one leg off the mat before the jumper had full seperation
True!
6:13
"do you wanna see the little boys? "
"Yeeeah"
Hugh was such a charming gent during this season lol was definitely vouching for him. The best gang in my opinion! 😂
Huh, how is it that I don't remember this task at all, but I've watched every single episode so far.
Same here
Maybe deleted scene, web bonus task
@@tony.aces1991 nah it was in the episode
Wish we could stream whole episodes in South Africa. Best show on TV
Definitly agree
Why? It's on this same channel. Just look it up.
Agree. And im from sweden
Take to the high seas
Use a VPN to switch the up address
8:12 "the Lolly Problem" xD
Mel’s expression at the end is *chefs kiss* perfect
'or kill them' the best quote ever
Followed by Hugh Dennis imitating whipping a chicken around by it's neck.
"Run around kicking their heads off" is a close second.
Love the show. All I need right now, some laugh therapy. Thank you
4:01 doesnt she win right here? 12 dog legs on the red when the one in the middle jumps
100% agree was gonna say the same thing.
The task wasn't just 12 legs, it was specifically 3 dogs AND 12 legs. Mel shouldn't have been complete there
Agreed. I'm not sure why they allowed 10 dog legs and 2 human legs either.
The task said 3 dogs and exactely 12 legs. It doesn't say there couldn't be more dogs or a human aswell.
@@commonpepe2270 But with Mel standing on the mat there are more than 12 legs on it
@@mithroth6703 Yeah, I don't think Alex realized the loophole until Hugh brought it up, and presumably Hugh was the last one, as it wasn't mentioned in the other attempts. Alex tries very hard to be fair, but he isn't perfect.
I think they might have decided to be more lenient with the rules since the mat was quite small.
There's no doubt that three chickens can easily fit on it, but it's clearly harder for three dogs to be on it at the same time, they take too much space.
Mathematically, if there is a point in time, when no dogs are standing on the carpet, and a point, when there's too many legs, then there must be a moment in between, when there's a good amount of legs (unless they put their legs on the mat at the same time, which is impossible)
Not at all impossible; more than one dog could step on at the same instant, and dogs do have a mode of locomotion where they step down with both feet on the same side at the same time. Fiddly (thanks, Mark Watson!), definitely, but not impossible.
This was easily the best group
Well Greg, some of those ducks are geese, so get your nose from your ipad
Ive only come across the tasks on this channel wish we could watch this on tv too this is a brilliant show lol
I prefer watching on CZcams because the ads are shorter 🤣
1:47 - a bird of prey watches the chicken-patch
Definitely not the point, but it's mathematically nearly impossible for there to be more than 12 feet on the mat without there having, at some point, been exactly twelve feet on the mat.
Mmm, questionable. More than one dog could step on simultaneously, and dogs do have modes of locomotion where they step down with both feet on the same side at the same time. That said, yeah, it was definitely not easy for Alex to observe if there was an instant of 12 feet before more were present.
Hugh is so wholesome
*Imitates killing chickens*
It’s weird to think that the actual Taskmaster is Alex Horne - like he actually created the show.
3:59 for just an instant there were 12 dog legs on the mat, 8 from the sitting dogs and two from each of the golden ones
Naturally, none of the dogs was a threat at any time.
can agree some dogs are pricks: mine ran around the house building up intertia jumped and slapped me square in the face with her paws
I wouldn't even read the task and start the timer. I'd just play with the dogs for a while instead :)
Best lineup everr
As someone who owns chickens, I would've gone for food immediately. Place it on the red mat and run away. Would've gotten a time less than 2m with that tactic
8:35 to be fair, they can run headless too lolkhggkhgf
Mel is a delight.
Okay, I live in a cold state in the USA (hahaha so funny move on) I have driving gloves because I worked at 5AM without a remote start on my car. Thus the steering wheel is freezing cold and it’s the last thing to warm up in a car. And in the summer the wheel is too hot to touch at any time of the day (day not night) so driving gloves. Also with Covid and all a lot of people grab the wheel for some unexplained reason as soon as they get in the car so the wheel has germs on it. But with driving gloves you don’t have to touch the wheel after you sanitize your hands.
Hahaha I live in Idaho so I have gloves in the car for that reason too. Now I'm gonna call them my driving gloves to be fancy hahahaha
Mel is so friggin adorable
They are best when mad
Was thinking the same thing as Hugh with the legs
I love how they don't even pretend it's not arbitrary LMAO
Greg: Aight, so Mel gets one point.
Mel: wot
lolly laughs the best
Wait, was the avian flu thing not a joke? I thought it was just their joke excuse for giving lolly chickens...
No, there was an outbreak about when this was filmed.
birds fly to siberia, pass versions of birdflu then fly back to europe, the US or asia, ( with the africa/europe migration overlapping a lil bit aswell) flu spreads from droppings, chickens are not good at surviving it, also zoonosis with human chicken interaction. food for chickens sometimes attracting migratory birds.
result: waves of birdflu washing over the world following migration routes twice yearly, if flu is potentially deadly one then chickens kept inside.
I first thought it had to be exclusively 3 dogs, all their legs & no others
BANG!
Basically Lolly: Is that a chicken?
I would lay on it, then they'd all come over out of curiosity
3:31 why is Mel wearing 2 different color shoes?
So... are we gonna talk about how Mel is wearing two different shoes, or...?
Joe😍
why is Mel wearing two different shoes?
Fashion
8:23 Hugh is google and Alex is bing...
Finally
I'm curious about Mel's shoe situation and why no one questioned her on that but kept poking on the glove topic
Pretty sure Hugh just wanted to play with the dogs...
Yes
This, this is why you guys don't have an empire
I don’t remember this task!
Me neither... oddly enough, I can only watch this video with my VPN to a country outside the UK.
Chickens vs dogs??? She should have been able to do it again but with dogs
Hey that guy's from the it crowd
Snd this time we can actually ee his flashback xD
I don't get it, I was thinking about watching this exact one last night. SO weird
Ok, persuading 3 chickens is a LOT more difficult than persuading 3 dogs.
If chickens are anything like ducks, that's significantly harder to wrangle than a dog.
Ducks are hard to catch. Worth it, though, because they are so soft, and sometimes you have to do it because they won't go into their pen, and you risk them being eaten if you don't get them in.
Joe “I’m just a man” Lycett
I'm sure it's easier to get chickens than dogs.
Was this a deleted task? I cant remember this task
Cute dogs
"...then there was an outbreak of a disease..." I thought Lolly was going to have to persuade three bats to stand on the mat... Good luck
Fun fact: bats’ hips are inverted so they can’t stand up which also means they can’t take off from the ground :)
Was this on the show or extra footage? I don't remember seeing this one before.
This was on the show
There's a few of us who don't remember this at all - I guess they may have removed it from the version we all watched (mine was the uktvplay ones!)
@@EHKodiak I'm from US, so all I've seen is what this channel has been releasing.
furikurifan5 you can use a VPN and then you can get seasons 1-9 also the champions of champions special episodes. Idk if there are any free VPNs but you should look into it.
@@user-iv2ul3yh6g Where should I route my traffic? UK?
I woulda used three tables or chairs and counted that as 12 legs
Ah, but the task also specified 3 dogs, so that probably wouldn't help.
3:31 to see it...
Why's Mel got different colour shoes on?
So, why does Mel have two different kinds of shoes on? is it a pre show thing?
Just a point on the "To many" comment.
If you go from 0 paws on the mat and we assume no dogs can put their paws on the mat at the same planck time (google it), then the dogs will have exactly the right number of paws at some point before getting "To many" on the mat.
Time should have been stopped earlier.
Perhaps, but if you're going to use Planck units, you'd also have to account for whether the dogs' feet are actually "on" the mat, or given number of Planck lengths away, given that atoms do not directly "touch" each other.
Hello Anonymous World! I hope it did make you laugh a little bit!
What are there names
I love how the games, the rules of the games, the outcome and the scores are all totally yeah whatever. None of it makes any sense and none of it matters, but much less than any other TV game show. YOu could at least play WILTY at home, I guess, if the lights went out and death was imminent.
Mel got cheated by the too many legs like at a point there was twelve briefly
I'd have stretched this one out to play with the dogs longer
"Avian bird flu, all the chickens had to be kept indoors."
2:40
*Bat soup flu, all you chickens have to stay inside.*
I still don't get how dogs are equal to chickens
Their both meat animals? Well, if your a dog in China or North Korea.....
They aren’t. They planned to use chickens for all 5 of them, and just had to make do with the dogs when the avian bird flu outbreak happened. Poor Lolly drew the short end of the stick of being the only one who did it with chickens, and probably not being able to reshoot the task with the dogs. She did get a bonus 2 points though for even having to deal with chickens at all, so i guess its something?
Aren't chickens triggered by the colour red?
This would be easy for me cause I have a pet dog
I would pick up a dog and stand on the carpet. I would tell Alex to pick up a dog and join me on the carpet. Then we would both set our dogs down at the same time. Then I'd go eat those damn sausages myself.
Not really “persuading” if you are physically forcing them to do so
It’s pretty easy if you’re allowed to just manhandle 3 dogs
@@TheKYLEdavid That is a very good point. I'm not sure I picked up on the word persuade the 1st time around lol
@@TheKYLEdavid So by that logic, you can’t exactly kill the chickens 😂
@@sherryxia8362 I’d agree with that as wel
Im confused, the task said 3 dogs (12 legs), but Mel got 1 dog (4 legs) + 4 dogs (2 legs each) = 12 legs but thats 5 dogs.... and then Hugh got 10 legs + 2 human legs. WTH
"Convince 3 dogs" so you kust have 3 dogs at least (can be more) "there must be 12 legs on the mat" (doesnt specify what animal it should be
I took it to mean “At least 3 dogs”, so hypothetically you could have 12 dogs put 1 leg each in the mat and it would be sufficient
Dogs to chickens is not a fairly comparable animal! Rats would have been better. Or rabbits.
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