The Worst Movie Lines Ever!
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0:00 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
0:06 Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
0:20 Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)
0:31 Gigli (2003)
0:43 G.I. Jane (1997)
0:51 Showgirls (1995)
1:02 Star Wars - Episode 2 (2002)
1:10 Cool Cat (2015)
1:18 Troll 2 (1990)
1:40 Love Story (1970)
1:48 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
1:59 Point Break (1991)
2:02 Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
2:31 The Room (2003)
2:49 Death Race (2008)
3:02 The Wicker Man (2006)
3:12 Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
3:32 The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
3:39 X-men: The Last Stand (2006)
3:56 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
4:28 Biohazard: Patient Zero (2012)
4:42 Samurai Cop (1991)
5:17 Double Down (2005)
5:32 Fateful Findings (2013)
5:56 Hercules (TV) (1995)
6:09 Hard to Kill (1990)
6:29 Second Glance (1992)
6:39 Outro - Cool Cat Song - Zábava
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Were not
Can you also send me about $200? It would really help me out.
Wher's "Yes way, Ted!"?
I put other peoples videos into a video. Can you send me $1000, it would really help me out.
Some of these are bad lines
Some of these are bad acting
Some of these are a combination of both
Some of these are just pure gold
Correction: all of these are pure gold
Oh my gaaaaaaaaawd
Some people work for a living
Some people work for fun
Girl, I just work for you
I just gave you your 500th like.
And congratulations, you now have chlamydia.
I AM AN F-B-I AGENT! That's Gold
"It's turkey time..."
"...huh?" 😶
"Gobble gobble"
????????????????
@Aiyaluna Yourke No she wasn't she was saying Gobble as in she wanted him to eat her out.
It's turkey time
Huh
Gobble gobble
Huh
Stuff the turkey
Huh
Dark meat for you
Huh
Squirt that mayonnaise
Huh
Tenderize this
Huh
Spread these turkey legs and shove in that stuffing
Huh
Time to stick the thermometer in
Huh
Put a fork in me cause I am done.
@@The3rdGunman Also wrong. Turkeys get stuffed.
@@FestArc I don't agree but at the same time doesn't change it's a stupid ass line in an even more stupid film, so...fair enough.
@David Bowie bore
That "Oh God, Oh Man" is still hilarious to this day
Best lines ever
It would be fine if he only said it once and had even the tiniest shred of acting ability.
The camera makes it seem like he just starts spinning around and it fucking kills me every time
I can’t find the source but I recently read that the actor in that scene asked the producer (or director) to change that line because it was so over-the-top. He was denied his request and so he decided to “act it” with such “drama” that he knew it would later be criticized. If anyone reading this can find that source, please drop it in this comment, I’d really appreciate it.
Cheers from Boston☘️
@@DougMacRay It's here in an interview with the director czcams.com/video/gSRjgb5Zk-k/video.html&ab_channel=DavidNusair
5:33 I love how mildly annoyed and inconvenienced he is about it.
I love how I’m the 69th person to like this comment 😂
LMFAOOO
"I'm not angry.., just dissappointed"
The prison guards outside of Jeffrey Epstein’s cell be like:
Did he commit suicide. It was unclear.
“Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can’t?”
*intense staring*
I'm a Mexi-cool-cat-saves-the-kids
I use the same line, are you lubrican or lubricant, turns out it's lubricant but it does, such a confused individual.
@@phantomwolf3300 lmao
Raise up my MexiCANs
I'm a Mexicanadian
“It’s turkey time..”
“.....huh?”
*”...Gobble Gobble..”*
Moonchips X So I heard right
I still don't know where she goin'
@@barastyr344 I think she was talking about sex....specifically eating her vagina
Woooowww
@Alex Americans love eating turkeys during Thanksgiving (especially). Turkey time is just referring to eating her out by gobble gobbling (and now it sounds really funny, but yeah it's meant to be sex talking).
I really gotta start using “we’ll see who shits on the sidewalk” more often in conversation.
The entire population of San Francisco
That line is good because it would be confusing as hell.
@@kingbaby8761hurr durr, me am be vote Trump.
@@nicholasfarrell5981 how many times you shit yourself per day?
@@nicholasfarrell5981 good for you, excellent choice.
I remember when I watched this for the first time, pretty much all these lines made my skin curl but the "I can't believe you committed suicide" line was so shockingly bad to me I actually BOUGHT the movie Fateful Findings for $12.00 and watch it constantly. The "So bad it's good" category sure has a weird power.
Neil Breen is a special kind of awful. There is another scene in Double Down where his girlfriend dies and as he catches her body, he says "Oh Jeez." Then instead of reacting with anger/grief/sadness, he reacts like he suddenly got a stomach cramp while filming the scene.
@@theradmadlad7681 lmfao I've heard double down is legendarily hilarious, I gotta see it now!
@@theradmadlad7681i swear, Neil Breen is the best worst actor of all time 😂
Is that movie supposed to be a parody or somethinb? Or is it like tommys wisau the room😂? Supposed to be a real drama comedy which turned out to be a parody?
@instigator11985 it's just like The Room. It was a VERY delusional vision from a delusional mind that actually made its way on camera.
The way he says “I cannot believe you committed suicide.” He sounds more annoyed than sad.
I'm very disappointed in you. How could have sucicided? It's incredibly inconsiderate, you should know better.
Honestly some people...
“I can’t believe you committed suicide...2 feet away from my car!!! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT IT!
my friends when i finally do it
This is how all Neil Breen movies are
A monologue, as if he is talking to Horatio, with skull in hand...
But alas, it is only the discount version of Hamlet!
"I cannot believe you committed suicide," delivered the way most people would say "I cannot believe you left my shirt at the cleaner's."
Nathaniel Bowler Yeah. Lol. He said it as if his friend didn’t just kill himself in front of him.
Like the same way Vincent says "Aw man I shot Marvin in the face" in Pulp Fiction
the "I can't believe its not butter" commercials are more convincing.
he's acting is amazing.hahaha
You’re wrong, most people would have some noticible level of emotion (eg. Mild annoyance) if you left their shirt at the dry cleaners.
That "Disappointed!" made me think how nice it would be if people in real life actually shouted out how they feel every time they spoke.
What's even funnier is that the line is supposed to be an homage to the same line from A Fish Called Wanda.
Me: "...Bored!"
"....Horny!"
My friends and i saw that when it first came out ages ago. We still yell disappointed! and laugh.
"I'm very DISAPPOINTED!" -Zorg, The Fifth Element
“I can’t help you outta this one Jim” as he lays there dead 😂
“I can’t believe you committed suicide, I cant help you outta this one”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 well gee
🤣🤣
Do you know what gee is a slang word for in Ireland? Should've spelt it with a j.
@jungbooty everyone who's relevant in this world cares about everything Irish. Far more important people than you, Muhammad Ali, Barack Obama and Jimmy Hendrix for example, have Irish ancestry.
This scene delivered me an emotional goodbye
With all we've been through
Good bye
"He's dead... Murdered... And someone is responsible." Great detective work.
50k transferred in under 5 hours
"Modern women."
"They've been like that all down through the ages. Especially in a spot like this"
Most underrated lines imo.
2:05 people online who think they are detectives
Best part of the whole thing is the victim was with them 5 minutes before and was killed when they got separated. But the detectives don't stick around to check out the scene. They just up and leave immediately.
@@spacemanandy2 I see. So it would have made more sense if he said "someone HERE is responsible". Yeah, it's still not great writing but that makes more sense now.
3:44 is legitimately a great line. Incorporated a meme into a film in an utterly iconic fashion.
Unironically the best line in the whole movie for just this reason. "Do you know what happens to frogs..." should be here in it's place.
I agree. A couple of these lines weren't all that bad. Most were though
Facts
Easily the only memorable part of the film, and not because it’s bad.
Agreed!
" they eating her. And then, they gonna eat me!
HO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODD!!!!" This line fits so well with his facial expression.
That's why this scene is so hilarious and one of the funniest memes.
That fly on his forehead! 😂
Definitely thought that was Ryan Reynolds for a second haha
Director: Oh God
Dialogue: Oh man
The actor: Oh God oh man
Oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man
oh god OH MAN!
Ohmen ogod
Oh xd man! Oh lol God
My favorite .
Okay, that line “Mexi-can or Mexi-can’t” is a stupid line, but damn Danny Trejo delivers the responding line like a bad ass pro.
He looks like he’s restraining himself from beating that guy to a pulp.
Best line in the movie.
Yeah, it's like "Bond, James Bond" or "I'll be back". These lines are totally awkward but the actors made them sound so epic.
@@SpiderkillersInc That's Danny Trejo's everyday look, though.
@@beta_cygni1950 More so here.
I love how that disappointed bit was originally just a joke by the actor and they kept it because they thought it was cool. and it is, fucking hilarious.
what timestamp?
I'm guessing 5:56
disappointed - A fish called Wanda (1988) czcams.com/video/MvbQ4wJak_c/video.html
5:40 "I can't help you out of this one Jim" has me rolling! Good God that's hilarious 😂
Anakin's "I don't like sand" is an absolute masterpiece of dialogue sir
SwenglishGamer r/whoosh
Literally every single line from the prequels is iconic I refuse for anyone to insult the prequel trilogy
It really is a masterpiece
@SwenglishGamer I don't like comments they're rude , judgmental and they're everywhere
@SwenglishGamer wooshed again
"You're alive!"
"Too bad YOU .... will die"
I laughed for 30 seconds
If you're a fan of Mortal Kombat 2 and 3 (the video games, not the movies) where Shao Kahn repeatedly says that to you in the final boss fight, making it a known catchphrase of the series, it makes it that much hammier, but at least makes a little more sense in the movies.
@@billny33 hammier? I see what you did there 😂
look up the original video with just that clip. The comments will have you in stitches
But the replies on the original video are comedy gold 🤣
Poor Musetta Vander....she did what she could with that awful line...
The funny thing about the Hercules clip… “disappointed” was an acting direction in the script, but Kevin (I don’t know if he was joking or not) said it out loud and they kept it in.
"I resent it, when people _FART_ inside my office!"
That angry delivery sent me!😂
"its turkey time, gobble gobble" WTF the cringe is SO high listening to that
@John Deez nuts
Ima do dis with my mans
That movie had a shitload of stupid lines.
@@gabbydiomand1223 actually. Just repeat the comment you wrote. It's a winner.
😂😂😂
"F*ck with me, and we'll see who sh*ts on the sidewalk" lmaooooooo freaking gold
Context is for the weak.
@@shiruotakuno28 somehow I doubt that context would have helped lol
@@alienstrain9415 It literally doesnt help whatsoever. I think they meant to say theyll see who ends up on the sidewalk but they wanted to make it more edgy and just forced shit into the middle of the sentence
'Act like a cheap bastard, expect the shittiest portion'
@@DANtheMANofSIPA I feel they could have said "fuck with me, and we'll see who ends up a stain on the sidewalk"
That Shark Attack 3 line is just such a self-aware masterpiece of dialogue
Neil breen should have his own hour long episode 😂
hes got 5 full length feature films thats gotta be at least 10 hours of amazing terrible
Some of these lines aren't bad, the delivery is.
Its turkey time cant be fixed
@@JustMySelfBro if a woman says that to you, you should get dressed and leave.
@@earthakittsghost1391 nah man she says that im definitely stuffing that turkey
"I cannot believe you committed suicide!"
Fuck with me and a will see who shits on the sidewalk
I really feel like Ben Affleck just didn’t know what the fuck was going on, and that was his genuine reaction😂
😂 this theory is wonderful 😂 “...bro, wut?”
And audiences didn't know either lol
Then that would explain his terrible acting since he was a teen
Which one was Affleck?
@@tombstonerforever9374
“It’s turkey time... Gobble gobble...
Does that help?
“Are you a Mexi-can? Or a Mexi-can’t?” Is probably the best line I’ve ever heard in a movie
"I Can't believe u commited suicide.... Can't help u out of this one jim". NO SHIIIT 😂😂😂
Rifani Fauzi jim kinda looks like tom hanks
I can't believe that you delivered that line so poorly. How could you have done this in your own movie? I can't help you out of this one, Neil.
not a game journalist Funny you say that because Neil Breen reminds me of Richard Gere LOL!
Neil Breen is my daddy
HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂
"I'm the juggernaut, bitch." Was the best line of the film
Member Berry - I thought he said "janitor" and then proceeded to make a mess
Member Berry Indeed.
Member Berry Well the film was pretty bad so...
Member Berry doesn't he say janitor lol
Member Berry member juggernaut? member?
19th century Keanu reeves still haunts me to this day
"He was murdered. And somebody is responsible."
That.
Is amazing.
Legend says he is still spinning around saying "oh god oh man". He actually drilled himself through to China.
Lmaoooooo
Lmao I am dying
i think he is the guy that keeps this planet spinning..
And then he got himself out and said “I’m the juggernaut, bitch”
“I’m an American”
“Jim! How can you have committed suicide. I CANNOT believe you committed suicide. I can’t help you out of this one Jim. Goodbye”
Hahahahaha
This guy..
The WORST next to the oh god oh man oh god dude
Eyes on Breen...
Shoutout Neil Breen
But are you an American or an American’t?
Vinnie Jones as the Juggernaut is gold, best thing in the movie by far
when he said, "This isn't my world, DISAPPOINTED!!" I felt that lol. That clip is gold.
“It’s Turkey Time...”
“What?”
ᵍᵒᵇᵇˡᵉ ᵍᵒᵇᵇˡᵉ
If my wife Said That, i will have same reaction as Ben Affleck
😂😂
If Ben Affleck was Armenian this would've ended badly
I wasn't even clear what she was referring to the first 10x I heard that quote.
Perhaps the single least sexy thing I have ever heard.
"ARE YOU A MEXI-CAN OR A MEXI-CANT"
Cinema at its finest
Poetic cinema
Funny thing is as cheesy as that line was I actually love that movie
Alucard same! Love the whole trilogy, in all honesty!!
Totally kino
Its suppose to b cheesy lol
I'm impressed with the restraint you showed on using clips from The Room
The scene where the kid is confronted for associating with a drug-dealer is one of the most beautifully perfect moments in the history of bad cinema.
If "it's turkey time" wasn't already the least sexy thing she could have said, she makes it even worse with that "gobble gobble"
These lines make the “i hate sand” Anakin line look oscar worthy
How about Bella Swan’s distaste for rain? “Any… cold… wet thing… I don’t really…”
@@globetrekker86 i like the one where sheand edward are driving back to see her dad or something as she's reading lines like a third grader
"what IS going on?" lmao
That's what Lucas told himself too
The new movies make the prequels look oscar worthy
*"I don't like sand"
Keanu's British accent still has the surfer "whoa" vibe to it.
Well he’s a shit actor so yea
@@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 if you say so. Would love to see you act.
@@guywithdreads I've never met them, but their acting is definitely better than Keanu's British accent
BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTUREEE
Keanu himself admits he shouldn't have taken that part. Just think if Coppola's original choice Johnny Depp had played Harker instead.
06:28 is legendary. Hey scotty Jesus man.
I just imagine the writers laughing manically as they walk out quitting.😆
WGA? Yes, I can.
I was expecting to be DISAPOINTEEEEDDDD, but this was actually really funny
I'm glad you did...because if you didn't I was gonna make you S*** on a sidewalk... did I say that right?
Roland Stuntonem OOOOOOHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDD
Roland Stuntonem good thing this I S your world
This upload is the best vid I've seen all night. Troll 2 & Tough Guys Don't Dance never disappoint. Neil Breen is next level stuff
1:02 the best line in attack of the clones
the best Revemhenof the Shit line is either ,"Chancellor Palpatine, Shit lords are our speciallity," "I am the SENATE" "Hello there" "I HATE YOU" or "She has lost the will to live"
1:10 best compliation ever
That black dude in Samurai Cop had the best facial expressions.
arguably the best actor in that scene
Thomas Dove it's funny because that's the same face I made when I saw it. after seeing his face while having that expression makes it even more funny
Feel the Bern 2020! Ever seen the Rifftrax version? It's good
0.0
LMAO!!!
This whole montage is practically a compressed seminar on how NOT to write good dialogue or turn in an Oscar-worthy performance... and I am here FOR IT!!!
If I was a professor or an acting coach I would want a detailed analysis on why and what could have been done to improve the scene/ verbiage.
gotta love how Keanu is on here 3 separate times. he’s good as the plain bro dude or a stoic person. anything else is pure comedy
He is a great guy but not that good of an actor. Even his current biggest role barely has lines.
@@grienardus12 ya it works with john wick because the guy doesn’t display emotion, so Keanu doesn’t have to act lol. it works for the role though
I mean, yeah, but constantine was still good though.
Are you a mexiCAN? Or a mexiBOTTLE?
TheRealBeatMaster
Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiBOOBS?
TheRealBeatMaster LMAO oh man oh God, oh man oh God. You jusz made my day. Great comment man
TheRealBeatMaster 😂😂😂
Are you a mexiCAN or a maxiPAD?
TheRealBeatMaster Or a mexiJar
1:28 lol that dude needs an Oscar
5:42 never mind, this guy got it instead
I cant believe you gave him an Oscar i cannot believe you gave him an Oscar. How could you have done this how could you have gave him an Oscar ?
What the fuck, he’s not every trying
Harry Sylar lynx w o o o o o s h
*Agreed*
Lmao It was worth the wait at 5:42
i love how bad acting has been a thing for decades, it reaffirms me that we're all just human
The Shark Attack 3 line was an adlib, but it cracked everyone up so much they just decided to leave it in the movie.
That actor is a cunning linguist.
@@PrinceLotorBravo
The "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD" line from Troll 2 is a masterpiece of cinema and you can't prove me wrong.
Ian Farnsworth i heard the fly on the guy's forehead even won an Oscar
Ian Farnsworth YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, IAN!!!
You're right,i cant
These aren't bad these are beautiful
Its been a long time since I smelled beautiful.
RIP Jeff Goldblum
Come on two more likes and we're at 666
i was thinking the same way
No....gawd no...noooohohooo...no... just no
These are all tremendous but Breen is in a league of his own. You rock Neil!!
I love Keanu, but him trying to do a british accent is just the worst
Oh my God
He sounds like a British guy trying to do a cali surfer accent in a time traveler movie.
J Dog most excellent comment
To be fair the movie itself is really good
Guilherme Torres Barboza it just doesn’t work
"Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god..."
Second best line ever.
Which one is the Best one?
@@Hola-tq4pg The best one is missing here. Also from Samurai Cop:
"What does 'Katana' mean?"
"It means 'Japanese Sword'."
@@thingsiplay that is really fucking good
@@thingsiplay the best part is that it doesn't
And this guy got an Oscar nomination for acting in "Love Story", which also had its own bad line clip here as well.
I laughed so much during this video! Probably the most at "I can't help you out of this one Jim" 🤣
“Different places” with the overacted popcorn throw is absolutely perfect and hilarious and awesome.
*"I know 3 things: this person's dead, murdered, and someone's responsible."* if this man ain't the best detective in history i don't know who it is
That means he's clueless.
Sherlock Holmes has nothing on this guy.
Batman
I like how he's using the barrel of his gun to scratch an ich while he says it.
Lmao
"Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?"
cherry875 didn't they steal that from George Lopez?
jon doe
My friend is Mexican, and I ask him this shit all the time, like when he's too lazy to go to the store or something.
kristofer Murphy Thats...not...what racist means
cherry875 I'm a Mexi-CAN
I can’t believe you posted these. I can’t believe you posted these. How could you have done this!. Goodbye my friend.
Cheers from Boston☘️
Man, blessings to whoever watched these masterpieces all the way through.
“OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD”
PURE GOLD
LMFAOOO
The background music makes it so much better
"Oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man"
I felt moved
Your profile pic aslo compliments the line very much
@@LionmaneElsie08 well you were...in circles.
@Chase Clarke please remove your...it’s hideous.
Oh man oh god oh man oh man oh god oh man oh man oh god.
I don't know what you're talking about. Each one of these lines is positively hilarious!
Needed this
“Disappointaaaaaaaaad” wasn’t a bad line, it was just ahead of its time.
It was an homage to Kevin Kline from A Fish Called Wanda
This was a meme
Yep and Hercules was camp on purpose especially alt universe version of Hercules, The Sovereign
😂
Time stamp?
"Wait a minute... this isn't my world... *DISAPPOINTED!*"
Basically me everyday. 😂😭
That was amazing
What do you think about it now?
@@jdog7797 @3:32 - @3:42 is my reaction now.
Whether you love or hate Seagal, "blood bank" is one of the greatest action movie lives ever.
When I feel like crap. I watch these. It makes my day. Thank you very much!!😂😂😂😂
“I can’t help you out of this one Jim”
Jim: currently dead
currently Deat???
so he will come back next year?
@@benjaminschiel3339 knowing Hollywood...
no no he's got a point
Not to mention the ABSOLUTE lack of emotion in his voice.
@@4jgarner It's like it has happened many times before and he just doesn't care anymore 🤣
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry” WORST relationship advice ever
Caught in the act of cheating.....balls deep........"I love you!"
@@troysuza2065 That's obviously not what she meant
@@AlissonSilva-ox4uz really?....for real?.....like seriously??? That's not what she meant?.....I'm offended
@@troysuza2065 😂😂😂
I can't believe that line and "La dee Dee, la dee da" from Annie Hall we're included in AFI's top 100 movie quotes, but NOT The Empire Strikes Back's "No, *I* am your father". Nor did they include Silence of the Lambs' "I'm having a friend for dinner" line.
I am disturbed now. Thanks for the video.
"I can't help you outta this one Jim" bro I hurt my sides laughing
THERE EATING HER!
AND THEN THEIR GOING TO EAT ME!!
OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!
How did you manage to write "THEY'RE" not in one, but two different incorrect ways.
I'm not even mad, that's amazing!
@@ajeenius7437 IKR. Beyond hilarious
@@ajeenius7437 simply astonishing
It was turkey time... gobble gobble.
Gobble!!Gobble!!
6:06 “wait a minute....this isn’t my world......disaPPOINTEEEEEED!!!”
to think Kevin Sorbo did that.. sigh
Story of my life
@@faizfuad8361 They have to start somewhere
@@nathanielcopperfish912 sigh.. SO DISAPPOINTED!
So that's the source on one of the meme I used all the times. X,D
A lot of these lines make the I hate sand, It's coarse look like a Oscar award worthy dialogue.
I know we're all laughing about Keanu Reeves going "I was out of my mind with fear 😐" but what's killing me is how Anthony Hopkins just casually going "I know!" in response. As if he knew the assignment from Keanu's delivery ALONE.
What about X MEN?
STORM:-
'Do you know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?... The same thing that happens to everything else!
+Genexolev Ashtiani Dead pool ryan reynolds literally the same in all of his films the cocky smart ass wise guy. can't really call this dude an actor he only has one charter himslef. only seen him in one film were he broke chacter the film where he was kidnapped and buried alive that's it.
Well the toads lines got cut out of the movie. He would say stuff like "Do you know what happens when a toad..." But all of that shit got cut out.
So storm saying that actually would have made sense. Instead they cut his lines and left hers in so it was awkward.
R33C3 True but irrelevant
Funny enough, that line was from Joss Whedon. He usually have better lines. This one, it isn't.
I actually like this line. It's basically a precursor to the anti-joke. It has the setup for a typical action movie one-liner, but the punchline subverts it with an obvious fact. You're clearly supposed to expect the answer to be "It croaks". And then you get something else. I myself an rather tickled by it.
"They're eating her, another is going to eat me! Oh my gaaaaaaaaddddd!"
What a meme masterpiece
Ben Affleck: I'm eating her
And then she's going to eat me!
...
Oh my gaahhhaaaaa-aaad
Apparently the guy from Shark Attack 3 is also going to eat her. 👍
And then they're gonna eat me*
The fly in that scene was such a good actor they cast him in The Fly, alongside Jeff Goldblum
You could say… a memesterpiece
Let me tell you something, when watching the hercules TV show, i seriously am never disappointed, never.
The cool cat bit at the end is fantastic...
I call BS. "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" is one of the greatest lines ever.
Totally agree.
1,000,000% agree
Agreed, that line stuck with me because it was epic in context.
One would need to know the meta to know it’s one of the greatest lines. It was one of the greatest moments of fan service ever
Hey wasn’t that ELLEN PAGE?
Can't believe somebody wrote these and somebody else said it in front of a camera and somebody else thought "Yeah, that sounded about right"
I was just saying this to a friend of mine, like, yesterday!
More like, that's the 30th take and it was the best one.
Can you imagine the ones they declined? Ahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahabahahaha
Like not even an film student would fuck up that bad, the director must be a psychopath to think those tales are passable
Going to say “this isn’t my world” and then shouting disappointed
Somehow, bad writing returned
*_I can't help you out of this one, Jim_*
Read it as he was saying it
"it's turkey time"
whispers *gobble gobble*
mimothememe that was so cringy I had to look away from tue screen. And Ben's face!!? Ewww
I thought she was gonna say
"I need stuffing."
Total slime.
Came back for the "oh god, oh man, oh god, oh, man, oh god, oh, man, oh gooddd!!!" That never gets old, nor does it ever get less funny.
1:48 yes….. that’s pretty much how murders work 😂
“I can’t help you out of this one Jim.”
That’s right. He’s dead.
"You're dead, Jim."
He didn't commit suicide. He was murdered. And someone's responsible.
Naaaw, really?
🙄
goodbye my friend
His american ,and he love's his country
"worst movie lines"
*I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.*
It's treason then.
*autistic screech*
I honestly thought I had seen that in a Bad Lip Reading of Star Wars. Was that actually in the movie??
@@Chris_Cross it was
@@jackabite7 Why did I think that then?
I always thought that he didn't liked sand because he was slaved as a child on a planet full of it and he had left his mother behind on that planet so also sand makes him remember about his promess to her about going back for her that he still couldn't accomplish... I don't understand why people hate that line about the sand.
I don't care about Star Wars, I only watched the movies once so maybe I'm wrong.
This is freaking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
Keanu’s British accent is so spot on. Lol
"Why don't I take you home and eat your 🐱?"
*THAT ONLY WORKS IN BRAZZERS AND SCARY MOVIE 6!!!*
gobble gobble
Ahadur Rahman Alif not true it works with the hoes at my school 💀
@@saeko1579 nah it wont
well now it works in Shark Attack 3
Is there a scary movie 6?