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  • @mecha53107
    @mecha53107 Před 2 lety +25382

    In my opinion, nothing can be worse than "Somehow, Palpatine returned." from The Rise of Skywalker.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Před 2 lety +83

      DONT READ MY USERNAME!

    • @santiagoch2451
      @santiagoch2451 Před 2 lety +2748

      You can see Oscar Isaac instantly regret the words that are coming out of his mouth

    • @nahyutarightsactivist
      @nahyutarightsactivist Před 2 lety +1204

      hey at least you can pinpoint the very frame a concerned poe dameron leaves the screen and a tired oscar isaac pops in!!

    • @Oneironautic
      @Oneironautic Před 2 lety +1808

      Don't get me started on the ending
      "Who are you?"
      "Rey"
      "Rey who?"
      "Rey Skywalker"
      Worst scriptwriting I've ever heard...

    • @Glas53
      @Glas53 Před 2 lety +161

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Ight

  • @murdomaclachlan
    @murdomaclachlan Před 2 lety +2114

    "Back when I was undercover as an erotic poet named Genghis Swan, I read so much god-awful sexual shlock fantasy" is a sentence.

    • @Demi_Purple
      @Demi_Purple Před rokem +88

      Imagine living such a rich life that you say something like that so casual.

    • @Joshdoingthings1
      @Joshdoingthings1 Před rokem +28

      Thing is if I heard that in an actual film I’d burst out laughing uncontrollably. Not a contender for worst line, but a contender for most unintentionally funny

    • @shinygengarvmax
      @shinygengarvmax Před rokem +1

      (Insert cinema sins *ding* after reading sentance)

    • @CT-7276
      @CT-7276 Před rokem +2

      @@Demi_Purple bro what r u talking about

    • @patrickwastie5
      @patrickwastie5 Před 5 měsíci

      i know and it's beautiful

  • @arnahunas4048
    @arnahunas4048 Před 2 lety +2792

    In my opinion, nothing tops “She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen and god help anyone who dared disrespect his queen.”

    • @cablehogue599
      @cablehogue599 Před rokem +43

      That was bad but I do like viola davis 👏

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 Před rokem +158

      There is one line I can give...
      "Somehow Palpatine returned"

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend Před rokem +42

      Where is that from?
      It sure is cringy by the fact that it clearily projects someone's fantasy (and maybe sexism).

    • @arnahunas4048
      @arnahunas4048 Před rokem +234

      @@Halo_Legend
      Suicide Squad (2016) and it’s said without a hit of irony.

    • @VykeKing
      @VykeKing Před rokem +1

      Just sounds like you're an anti-sjw tbh

  • @ally_defrates
    @ally_defrates Před 2 lety +1226

    Charlie you forgot about another bad line from Fifty Shades of Grey:
    “This is my playroom.”
    “Oh like where you have your Xbox and stuff?”

    • @tsukihour8974
      @tsukihour8974 Před 2 lety +150

      was that REALLY in the movie??

    • @Reya66
      @Reya66 Před rokem +71

      @@tsukihour8974 Yep.

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend Před rokem

      @@ass_ass_in6365 THAT one is truly the worst.

    • @wanyekest6969
      @wanyekest6969 Před rokem +34

      No but that line is epic

    • @moz6388
      @moz6388 Před rokem +33

      Why is it always Xbox? Like I'm genuinely asking. Every fucking time it's always Xbox. I don't think it's because it's more popular than other consoles I just think that's literally all the boomers know.

  • @SirrSmirksalot
    @SirrSmirksalot Před 2 lety +8419

    Woe now. Let's not leave out Twilight. The line I read that's burned into my brain:
    *Aro laughed. "Ha ha ha," he giggled.*
    Amazing writing. Educational, even.

    • @ratbastian
      @ratbastian Před 2 lety +575

      Well considering 50 Shades is literally Twilight fanfiction, it does add up. And I do mean literally. Author just changed the names for publishing.

    • @AFellowCyberman
      @AFellowCyberman Před 2 lety +81

      @DONT READ PROFILE PIC Ok

    • @Viraxian
      @Viraxian Před 2 lety +129

      @DONT READ PROFILE PIC ratio

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 Před 2 lety +139

      "you tried to name my daughter after the loch Ness monster???"

    • @faillblogkeyboardcat
      @faillblogkeyboardcat Před 2 lety +186

      I read Midnight Sun (Twilight from Edward's perspective) and this (paraphrased) line is etched in my memory:
      *"Her heart throbbed wetly"*

  • @nemo4555
    @nemo4555 Před 2 lety +8265

    I believe in the original script it was "I don't make love. I morb."
    But the writers knew this word was meant for a more intelectual movie.

  • @magentapurpleyap5566
    @magentapurpleyap5566 Před 2 lety +2218

    No lines can beat Tommy Wiseau's iconic "I did not hit her, i did NOT. Oh hi, Mark".
    Freaking beautiful.

    • @tyclone6266
      @tyclone6266 Před rokem

      How's your sex life?

    • @jewel8425
      @jewel8425 Před rokem +63

      "I did nauuuuught!!! Oh hai mark!"

    • @littlefurrow2437
      @littlefurrow2437 Před rokem +78

      Johnny: “Hi.”
      Flower Shop Clerk: “Can I help you?”
      Johnny: “Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses please?”
      Flower Shop Clerk: “Oh hi Johnny. I didn’t know it was you. Here you go.”
      Johnny: “That’s me. How much is it?”
      Flower Shop Clerk: “It’ll be eighteen dollars.”
      Johnny: “Here you go. Keep the change. Hi doggy.”
      Flower Shop Clerk: “You’re my favorite customer.”
      Johnny: “Thanks a lot. Bye.”

    • @VykeKing
      @VykeKing Před rokem +6

      @@littlefurrow2437 Lmao how many times did you watch it lol

    • @Aisland_Shuster
      @Aisland_Shuster Před rokem +15

      @@littlefurrow2437 I say "Oh! Hi, doggy" everytime I pass by a dog on the street. XD

  • @slamysammy4885
    @slamysammy4885 Před rokem +255

    "I dropped out in the fourth
    grade to run drugs to support
    my nana,"
    "That means you haven't
    known the triumphs and
    defeats, the epic highs and
    lows of high school football."

    • @d4c798
      @d4c798 Před rokem +15

      Peak Riverdale right here 🙏

    • @iceyplayz3388
      @iceyplayz3388 Před rokem +5

      I mean high school football is pretty sick.

  • @karakurto7297
    @karakurto7297 Před 2 lety +4218

    Genuinely thought nothing could be worse than:
    "They're eating her!"
    "And then they're gonna eat me!"
    "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"

    • @Bodacious_Crustacious
      @Bodacious_Crustacious Před 2 lety +366

      At least that line was funny bad.

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Před 2 lety +50

      @@Bodacious_Crustacious this was arguably funny bad too

    • @theduggernaut8331
      @theduggernaut8331 Před 2 lety +77

      God I love that movie so much. I think my favorite line from that movie is, "And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"

    • @bopsie55
      @bopsie55 Před 2 lety +14

      Trolls 3 when?

    • @Steve_is_a_Stick
      @Steve_is_a_Stick Před 2 lety +1

      What is that from?

  • @13EmoKittyKisses13
    @13EmoKittyKisses13 Před 2 lety +3592

    I've read a few Chuck Tingle excerpts and he's actually a really good writer. One of his most out there titles is:
    "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"

    • @TheRose202
      @TheRose202 Před 2 lety +410

      All of his books are clearly satirising erotic fiction, which is great.

    • @JL-lg9xs
      @JL-lg9xs Před 2 lety

      Or how about my favorite, "Slammed in the butthole by my linear concept of time" A classic

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um Před 2 lety +254

      ngl that title alone should be a Cracked article. Just an article dedicated to that title.

    • @thekingofcats27
      @thekingofcats27 Před 2 lety +209

      "Open Wide for the Saber Tooth Dentist who's also a Ghost" is also one of his books

    • @PrionicProteins
      @PrionicProteins Před 2 lety +30

      He goes hard.

  • @mistermushroom8123
    @mistermushroom8123 Před 2 lety +237

    Fun fact: 9/11 is responsible for 50 Shades. My Chemical Romance was founded because the lead singer witnessed 9/11. The author of Twilight used his music as inspiration for her books. 50 Shades was originally just a Twilight fanfic. This means that 9/11 indirectly caused the writing of 50 Shades.

    • @redactedredactd5554
      @redactedredactd5554 Před rokem +34

      I didn't believe that My Chemical Romance was formed because of 9/11 until I looked it up. That's actually really interesting.

    • @TuShan18
      @TuShan18 Před rokem +9

      Everything causes a chain reaction

    • @Nakul22099
      @Nakul22099 Před rokem +21

      ​@@TuShan18 more like a chemical reaction eh

    • @TuShan18
      @TuShan18 Před rokem +2

      @@Nakul22099 good point

    • @Thelemonlicorice
      @Thelemonlicorice Před rokem

      Blame it on Osama bin Laden

  • @NicoDavid
    @NicoDavid Před 2 lety +130

    "I steam ham" charlie, thanks to that line, I'm fully chubbed and ready to put 50 shades of ham on you.

  • @2002GrandPrix
    @2002GrandPrix Před 2 lety +1846

    The 2nd line is just great. It sounds like he just wanted to say "cum" solely because it's a funny word he just learned, but had no relation to the rest of the conversation.

    • @JL-lg9xs
      @JL-lg9xs Před 2 lety

      When rich Dom Daddy Christian Grey is a mod for r/OkBuddyRetard

    • @DampSeagull9166
      @DampSeagull9166 Před 2 lety

      Cum

    • @ASpooneyBard
      @ASpooneyBard Před 2 lety +124

      "What's the second thing?"
      'Damn' he thought, 'I was so excited about saying that first thing that I forgot the second thing'
      He frantically searched for something profound, but he knew he couldn't surpass the masterpiece that just left his lips. Finally, the perfect response came to mind:
      "Come" he said with a confidant smirk.
      'Nailed it!' he thought making a conscious effort to resist fist-pumping to himself.

    • @amoviekid
      @amoviekid Před 2 lety +29

      We need to make a bingo game out of these comment bots

    • @saltstream8277
      @saltstream8277 Před 2 lety +6

      @@amoviekid that would actually be fun. Look through the top few comments and see how many different bots there are.

  • @Skyhigh486
    @Skyhigh486 Před 2 lety +3361

    My biggest fear as a writer is writing something and being like "Yo this shit SLAPS" only for me to get memed on

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Před 2 lety +1

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Před 2 lety +1

      Dont read my name.....

    • @_laurenolo_
      @_laurenolo_ Před 2 lety +263

      Just don't write a part in a film to feature Jared Leto and you're already half-way to success :')

    • @happytimes8623
      @happytimes8623 Před 2 lety +102

      @@_laurenolo_ i feel like any movie with jared leto would be so shit its bound to be a success, it just warps around into being amazing

    • @YouAreStillNotablaze
      @YouAreStillNotablaze Před 2 lety +20

      @@_laurenolo_ That's cold, yo, you can't blame him for bad writing :P

  • @eli-he9nz
    @eli-he9nz Před rokem +154

    a line i’ll never forget is “are you lost babygirl” i’ll be minding my own business and this line will just pop into my head for no reason. i don’t like that movie, i’ve not even seen it, but i will be trying to scrub that line from my brain on my deathbed

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Před rokem +26

    Nah, nothing will ever top the greatest line in cinematic history: “No! Not the bees! Nooooo! Not the bees! My eyes! Arghhhhhhh! Arghhhhhh! Arghhhhhh!”

  • @dpo2078
    @dpo2078 Před 2 lety +6135

    It's just absolutely fantastic to know the true origin and lore behind one of Charlie's most classic, signature phrases, "sodden panties" !

  • @Featherstar47
    @Featherstar47 Před 2 lety +2154

    Chuck Tingle's books are a work of art. "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt" is an iconic work from him. And the best part? That man lives in my town, completely anonymously. Anyone I've ever spoken to could easily be him, and I'll never know.

    • @NoirRaps
      @NoirRaps Před 2 lety +226

      Sounds like something chuck tingle would say🧐

    • @f-22raptorlandingzone30
      @f-22raptorlandingzone30 Před 2 lety +145

      What would you do if you went to the gym, and unintentionally saw over the shoulder of the biggest absurdly buff Chad that he was writing a Chuck Tingle book on his phone notepad

    • @greg2036
      @greg2036 Před 2 lety

      Gay boner t-rex law firm is my favorite

    • @kurisari1937
      @kurisari1937 Před rokem +8

      Him, or her maybe 🤔

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Před rokem +72

      Maybe the real chuck tingle was inside us all along, and inside our own butts

  • @WixkedLovy
    @WixkedLovy Před 2 lety +21

    She definitely was holding in a laugh, Dakota seems to have a great sense of humor

  • @MovieGasm
    @MovieGasm Před rokem +113

    That second line had a double meaning. 🤓

  • @josiahmeece3381
    @josiahmeece3381 Před 2 lety +2063

    Fifty Shades actually did start as a fanfic of Twilight if I’m not mistaken.
    The fact I know this keeps me up at night…

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Před 2 lety +2

      DONT READ MY USERNAME!

    • @azazel6342
      @azazel6342 Před 2 lety +96

      Currect. It started as a fanic, on tumblr.

    • @bluemoon4944
      @bluemoon4944 Před 2 lety +89

      That's not the worst, I tried to read the book once because a friend of mine insisted, I knew right away this was a twilight fanfic even with the different names, I only watched the first twilight movie but the characters were the same, the same boring vibe... I feel ashamed I realized that fact on my own...

    • @tiraXpyrrha
      @tiraXpyrrha Před 2 lety +21

      It started as a fanfic named "Masters of the Universe" of all thing.

    • @oniplus4545
      @oniplus4545 Před 2 lety

      you will be haunted by it for the rest of your life now unless you morb

  • @philly_sports1558
    @philly_sports1558 Před 2 lety +1258

    My favorite bad movie line is definitely:
    "Mother, you're alive."
    "Too bad YOOOOOUUU.....will die!"

  • @Zoithane
    @Zoithane Před 2 lety +28

    "I don't make love. I steam ham."
    -Charlie, 2022
    One of the most sensually inspiring and powerful quotes yet.

  • @jasondw2
    @jasondw2 Před 2 lety +61

    I tried to read 50 Shades when it was the hot new thing, and I literally reached that line and laughed for 5 minutes straight. I couldn't keep reading, I couldn't get past that line knowing that the dogshit writing would never top that moment in the book

    • @tuddgrimley8532
      @tuddgrimley8532 Před rokem +7

      You finished the book in the only way that mattered

  • @SirrSmirksalot
    @SirrSmirksalot Před 2 lety +1811

    You can't forget the other amazing line EL James threw in there:
    "His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel... or something."

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods Před 2 lety +93

      "idk..."

    • @MoneyTrees2012
      @MoneyTrees2012 Před 2 lety +35

      Bro no way 😭😭😭

    • @sird135
      @sird135 Před 2 lety +14

      Is this true?

    • @MojiBeau
      @MojiBeau Před 2 lety +30

      @@sird135 sadly can confirm that it is

    • @palomas9559
      @palomas9559 Před 2 lety +14

      Or something?! Like, is it or is it not like damn fudge caramel? 😩

  • @Welcometotheslam5424
    @Welcometotheslam5424 Před 2 lety +4961

    Fun fact: Fifty Shades of Grey WAS literally a fanfiction of Twilight, called "Masters of the Universe."
    It became so popular(or infamous) that the writer decided to replace all references to twilight and publish it as an original novel.
    Fun fact: The author's original pen-name before "EL James" was "Snowqueens Icedragon."
    I am not joking; and I want to die from sheer cringe.

    • @KingKayro87
      @KingKayro87 Před 2 lety +1

      Masters of the Universe? Did fucking He-Man show up in the Twilight Forest to beat the shit out of Skeletor as the vampire and the werewolf were having hot, steamy sex?

    • @Muscaplays
      @Muscaplays Před 2 lety +222

      Why was He-Man involved though

    • @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl
      @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl Před 2 lety +434

      My best friend was hardcore twilight fan and modes a site dedicated to it. She actually was in a group with the author we’re people go to post their fics and she told me this woman was 40+ and didn’t know how to structure sentences she would have so many run on sentences and misspelled words that it drove her off the site. She screamed at me on the phone when she found out they were being published for their shitty fanfic I can still here her cussing out the heavens 😭

    • @krewl3708
      @krewl3708 Před 2 lety +67

      @@SnowAnayathatweirdgirl im glad i now know this. thank you.

    • @unicornbarfingrainbows7599
      @unicornbarfingrainbows7599 Před 2 lety +90

      And the fact this isn’t the only fanfic to turn into an actual film lol

  • @blaine2419
    @blaine2419 Před rokem +15

    I feel like the WHOLE quote is perfect. The second part is even more hilarious to me... isn't his answer a double meaning? She asks what is the second thing after, doing that, hard... and his answer is "come." The whole conversation is much more hilarious too me with that.

  • @sportsnstuff5557
    @sportsnstuff5557 Před 2 lety +37

    Never forget...
    "Mother... You're alive!"
    "Too bad, YOU... w i l l d i e"

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 Před rokem +1

      That's also about the delivery though. A better delivery would've salvaged that somewhat. Nothing salvages the line in this video.

    • @nicholascauton9648
      @nicholascauton9648 Před rokem

      It’s not the line itself that was comedic. It was the delivery of the line that makes that line bad.
      50 Shades however, nothing can save that line.

  • @RogueSwansong
    @RogueSwansong Před 2 lety +704

    "Pounded in the butt by my bizarre assumption that Chuck Tingle books are just covers and not actual books" is one of my favourite books ever

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 Před 2 lety +28

      Dammit he called us out

    • @WereWolfWoody
      @WereWolfWoody Před rokem +15

      I just learned that they are actual books. My God, there are so many!

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 Před rokem +10

      I just referenced this book in another comment! I’ve been struggling to remember the exact title and hadn’t been able to find it. I wanted to try and buy it if I can so thanks for saying the title.

    • @pinkroselite4173
      @pinkroselite4173 Před rokem +2

      @@emblemblade9245 he really did. Man's a genius.

    • @Joshdoingthings1
      @Joshdoingthings1 Před rokem +1

      I hope that’s real, that better be real

  • @bradosanz4479
    @bradosanz4479 Před 2 lety +21

    This guy is like a cat - he goes out on the internet brings back stuff to show us.

  • @triss23199
    @triss23199 Před 2 lety +6

    I watched this movie about a year and a half ago and this line is still floating around in my head. I immediately knew this video was going to be about it lmao

  • @aneta3098
    @aneta3098 Před 2 lety +904

    That poor actress must be JACKED with how much she had to lift on her own with that godawful writing, my god

    • @Xighor
      @Xighor Před 2 lety +60

      Jamie Dornan was probably cringing too
      I recommend a Show called The Fall surprised how great he is when 50 Shades of Grey is so bad

    • @graffiti.777
      @graffiti.777 Před 2 lety +28

      The best part about the fifty shades movies are the soundtracks from The Weeknd and Ellie Goulding

    • @TheAnakinchosen1
      @TheAnakinchosen1 Před 2 lety +1

      Havent seen the video but if this is about 50 shades... content/ cringe warning I guess. But in the third movie there's a scene where the dude spanks the chick and both actors just give a dead inside look at the same time.
      And no I haven't seen any of the movies. I just saw an interview with Jamie(?) Where he brought up the scene and I looked it up

    • @julesmallow
      @julesmallow Před 2 lety +39

      she said in interviews she would just pound whiskey shots before the sex scenes, I feel so bad for her

    • @aneta3098
      @aneta3098 Před 2 lety

      @@graffiti.777 definitely

  • @owenwilliams9758
    @owenwilliams9758 Před 2 lety +900

    Maybe the real worst line in movie history was the friends we made along the way.

  • @MajorHuggles
    @MajorHuggles Před rokem +92

    Chuck Tingle is great. I've read some of his books to my friends over Discord for fun, I remember one being about sentient Hallmark Channel movie posters having sex with a girl who moved to town to run a Chocolate Milk shop.
    He's also super wholesome. I think I saw an interview done with him where he wore a paper bag over his face to hide his identity and if I remember correctly he said he started writing because he thinks everyone should have some kind of erotic fiction that appeals to them and he thinks sexuality is something to be embraced, hence the "out there" topics. He's a god damn man of the people.

  • @mycoachknowsthesheriff8396

    There have been so many lines in movie history, and to be honest, this is definitely one of them.

  • @ramachandra776
    @ramachandra776 Před 2 lety +346

    Dakota Johnson was asked what would happen to Christian Grey in real life , she replied "Probably in prison" . 🙂 . That's the only line I remember about the movies .

    • @Bread-nx9fo
      @Bread-nx9fo Před rokem +19

      I will never know how people actually went to the fifty shades movies when they came out lmao

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video Před rokem

      Lol

  • @B.Saiju207
    @B.Saiju207 Před 2 lety +5

    The greatest anime dialogue of all time would easily be the dub of death note where light says "i'll take a potato chip. And EAT IT!" Simply masterful

  • @blakem5619
    @blakem5619 Před rokem +4

    "Freddy died by fire, Jason died by water. Maybe we can use that." will always be my favorite terrible line

  • @mrvvednesday
    @mrvvednesday Před 2 lety +546

    I saw a movie that was dubbed into english when I was in high school. I haven't been able to find it since. The voice actor was doing a western voice for a martial arts movie. At one point he says," I like to look at a girls ankles before I look at her wrists." I have thought about that every single day for the last 20 years

    • @noahwazzers
      @noahwazzers Před 2 lety +82

      Kung Pow: Enter the Fist might be what you’re thinking of

    • @seancey
      @seancey Před 2 lety +55

      IT'S KUNG POW
      My other favorite line, from the main Asian woman in the film: "Weeeoooweeoweew"

    • @Gabbels666
      @Gabbels666 Před 2 lety +16

      Killing is badong

    • @johndoe-nr9ju
      @johndoe-nr9ju Před 2 lety +24

      Alot of old Kung Fu movies dubbed into english involved the writers watching the movie and coming up with the dialogue on their own.

    • @watermelonsavage2914
      @watermelonsavage2914 Před 2 lety +11

      That sounds like a Chinese saying that they just directly translated.

  • @foo3268
    @foo3268 Před 2 lety +266

    I think "you nicknamed my daughter after the lochness monster?" is still unmatched.

    • @GabbaaGhoul
      @GabbaaGhoul Před 2 lety +36

      yes!! or “ Hold on spider monkey” lol

    • @ozboz-roblox363
      @ozboz-roblox363 Před 2 lety

      that’s the best movie shut up

    • @Friedphesh
      @Friedphesh Před 2 lety +34

      Or ”Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?”

    • @edenjaycollins6055
      @edenjaycollins6055 Před 2 lety +5

      the best don't you mean?

    • @foo3268
      @foo3268 Před 2 lety +3

      @@edenjaycollins6055 so bad it's great

  • @dylaneverett4ever
    @dylaneverett4ever Před 2 lety +4

    there's so much incredibly well written explicit fanfiction out there and they still picked that

    • @KamvsTheWorld
      @KamvsTheWorld Před 2 lety

      I make entertaining videos I want to build a fan base just like charlie I bet 100% it’ll entertain you if not come to tell me bro

  • @KotyoK1
    @KotyoK1 Před rokem +2

    3:06 This moment right there is DEFINITELY going into one of those "without context" comps

  • @someryebread
    @someryebread Před 2 lety +1018

    I still think Halle Barry's famous line in X-Men is one of the worst lines in movie history.
    "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?" "The same thing that happens to everything else."

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods Před 2 lety +90

      OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT
      I hadn't seen that movie in ages I remember it from my childhood and it never made ANY SENSE

    • @mysticvetenks
      @mysticvetenks Před 2 lety +9

      This always struck me as a terrible line

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 Před 2 lety +173

      I mean, she’s talking to a guy named Toad, and she’s basically saying “lightning instantly destroys anything it strikes. You are no exception.”
      It’s kinda raw in concept, the way it’s worded just feels questionable

    • @madtitanthanos7898
      @madtitanthanos7898 Před 2 lety +53

      @@emblemblade9245 nah it's the delivery. If I read or heard that as a joke I would laugh bc it's a great dad joke kind of. But berry said it like it was badass and awesome

    • @Fei-Chan
      @Fei-Chan Před 2 lety +62

      I heard somewhere that they cut some lines for Toad. Something like, "Do you know toads can do this or that" when he was fighting the xmen, then supposedly that horrible line from Storm was supposed to be a comeback for that

  • @Gatherway
    @Gatherway Před 2 lety +545

    "It's written as if it's fanfiction from a different planet."
    Given that it started life as actual Twilight fanfiction, that's not terribly surprising.

    • @bingusdingus8268
      @bingusdingus8268 Před rokem +1

      IT STARTED AS A TWILIGHT FANFICTION?

    • @Crackpot_Astronaut
      @Crackpot_Astronaut Před rokem +5

      @@bingusdingus8268
      Oh yeah.

    • @Joshdoingthings1
      @Joshdoingthings1 Před rokem

      And it ripped off the secretary. Apparently IDK I’m binging this comment section and I’ve heard that like twice now and fuck no if these 2 films even have plots other than British housewife porn substitute then I am never going to find out

  • @progunjack5556
    @progunjack5556 Před 2 lety +11

    The fact that this movie's soundtrack is for some reason good, that spawned two hit songs (Love Me Like You Do & Earned It made by, respectively, Ellie Goulding and f-cking The Weeknd ) that are actually really slaps is still baffles me to this day

  • @tigerreiss3894
    @tigerreiss3894 Před rokem

    “they fly now” is up there for me

  • @dizzyhq5100
    @dizzyhq5100 Před 2 lety +1319

    Lines of dialogue like this are just hopelessly outmatched with Oscar worthy lines such as “it’s morbin’ time” and “I just morbed all over the floor”

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +908

    You can’t deny that “It’s Morbin Time” is one of the movie lines ever written.

  • @disk3001
    @disk3001 Před 2 lety

    this is up there with "what you gonna do? shut it down?"

  • @MangaAfternoon
    @MangaAfternoon Před rokem +5

    If you pass your mouse in the timeline at 03:11 .... you'll see great things

  • @vivek_02512
    @vivek_02512 Před 2 lety +202

    "I don't make love. I morb...hard"
    I think this movie revolutionized the p*rn industry to great heights

  • @mr.yungthug5166
    @mr.yungthug5166 Před 2 lety +1078

    That was top notch quality movie writing right there.

    • @GravityGun09
      @GravityGun09 Před 2 lety +2

      claim your ticket before this comment goes viral

    • @soccerplayah6681
      @soccerplayah6681 Před 2 lety +1

      @Don't read profile photo k.

    • @shadepizza4217
      @shadepizza4217 Před 2 lety +2

      This was posted 2 minutes after the video I feel like you posted a generic comment based on the title as fast as you could to bag 200 likes

    • @mr.yungthug5166
      @mr.yungthug5166 Před 2 lety

      @@shadepizza4217 You do realise that you can skip to the part you actually want to watch right? 😂💀

    • @oat_cr
      @oat_cr Před 2 lety +1

      @@shadepizza4217 agree

  • @oprahslosthusband7406

    The Amount of hype
    You were giving the scene. And when I watched it did not disappoint

  • @iambecomegameend2972
    @iambecomegameend2972 Před rokem +1

    One line that stays in my head come from the first michael bay transformers movie. It was when the army guys were talking to the sector seven guy.
    The interaction went something like:
    "I'm from sector seven"
    "Sector seven doesn't exist"
    "And we don't take orders from people who don't exist!"
    That last line just sounds so goofy to me.

  • @happytimes8623
    @happytimes8623 Před 2 lety +188

    The best line is when luke in return of the jedi said “we did it ! we won the star war!” i was in tears

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Před 2 lety

      DONT READ MY USERNAME

    • @happytimes8623
      @happytimes8623 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 ok

    • @happytimes8623
      @happytimes8623 Před 2 lety +3

      @YeaMan thats impossible

    • @happytimes8623
      @happytimes8623 Před 2 lety +7

      @@BaitPolice no way… how could i have known?

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 Před 2 lety +3

      I also liked when Obi-Wan cut Darth Maul in half, ran to Qui-Gon and told him: “Looks like the Phantom Menace underestimated my power.”

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn Před 2 lety +185

    It should be noted that the directors of the first movie actually had some sort of vision for it and desperately wanted to change certain things and make the dialogue better, but the contract they had with the author basically gave her final approval.
    The directors wanted an smartly written erotic thriller but weren't allowed to because Erica Mitchell was so deadset on keeping the dialogue the same

  • @dahlericksen2933
    @dahlericksen2933 Před rokem

    I can't believe the amount of times I think about this scene and always chuckle.

  • @BriGuy2020
    @BriGuy2020 Před 2 lety

    “People die when they are killed” from fate can’t be topped for me

  • @connorbennethum8465
    @connorbennethum8465 Před 2 lety +70

    “I don’t make love, I steam ham.”
    “Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously tenderized.”

    • @KingKayro87
      @KingKayro87 Před 2 lety +3

      I love the part in the film where they're about to have sex and the guy whispers in the girl's ear, "I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon."

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst Před 2 lety +322

    This line hits just as hard as Kevin Spacey's iconic "turn that town upside down" without a doubt a quote from a movie.

  • @jamesonthehills
    @jamesonthehills Před 2 lety +2

    the actor had to take a shot of whiskey before every single scene apparently

  • @InfiniteAssassin
    @InfiniteAssassin Před 2 lety +1

    “The guy you work for is the evil person.”

  • @ITZ_eSPy
    @ITZ_eSPy Před 2 lety +311

    "It's turkey time... gobble gobble" and "wait, this isn't my world... DISAPPOINTED!" Are tied in my heart for the worst movie lines.

    • @lolgalit
      @lolgalit Před rokem +2

      Oww yeah in Gigly no? Horrible

    • @alexanderlane6115
      @alexanderlane6115 Před rokem +11

      From what I heard "DISAPPOINTED" was an in-joke between the actor and crew, based on another movie

    • @ClassifiedRanTom
      @ClassifiedRanTom Před rokem +7

      A Wish Called Wanda reference. Also, Hercules is TV, not movie. Doesn’t count.

    • @BIGAMBERFAN
      @BIGAMBERFAN Před rokem

      they’re eating her! and then they’re gonna eat me! oh my god!!!!

  • @ithurtswhenipee4526
    @ithurtswhenipee4526 Před 2 lety +103

    This is why I’m grateful that the best line is in Minions: The rise of gru when Gru says “minions, we have to rise because things are gonna get real gruesome”. Then in the post credit scene he says “oh, how despicable of me” a subtle reference to Despicable Me

    • @dingusbigus9629
      @dingusbigus9629 Před 2 lety +17

      Nothing's better than the line "Minions, its Gruin time." Get it? Because the main characters name is Gru and he makes a reference from the popular movie Morbius (2022) by changing the line "Its Morbin time" to "Its Gruin time". Truly a masterclass on its own.

    • @user-M2CE
      @user-M2CE Před rokem

      See, I want to think you're joking, I HOPE you're just joking, but considering how those movies play out, I wouldn't be shocked in the slightest.

  • @leorichter1652
    @leorichter1652 Před 2 lety +4

    My favorite worst line is from the first x-men.
    "do you know what happens to a toad when it gets striked with lightning.... the same as everything else"
    I sometimes think who came up with that cause that was too epic.

  • @Zeverinsen
    @Zeverinsen Před rokem +4

    The worst part is that the directors wanted to change the story to make actual sense, but James was too insane to let them.
    That's why the start of the movie has the only tolerable scenes, aka where the directors changed the original writing the most, and it only goes down from there.

  • @TreyParks
    @TreyParks Před 2 lety +440

    Fun Fact: This movie's original idea was to put the lines, “It's morbin time” and “it's gruin time”, but they were sadly already taken by movies that sold morbillion and gruillion tickets.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Před 2 lety

      DONT READ MY USERNAME!!!

    • @benny_cooks
      @benny_cooks Před 2 lety +19

      Minions Rise of Gru is gonna be the first movie to sell 1 minlion tickets

    • @fredstead5652
      @fredstead5652 Před 2 lety +4

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Outdated as hell clickbait

    • @Cologram
      @Cologram Před 2 lety +4

      This is so painfully unfunny. Well done 👍

    • @CoolManCoolMan123
      @CoolManCoolMan123 Před 2 lety +1

      @@benny_cooks i think it sounds better in this way "minions Rise of Gru is gonna be the first movie to sell 1 minion tickets.

  • @gretamac2883
    @gretamac2883 Před 2 lety +189

    Fun fact: 50 Shades of Grey actually IS a fanfic from another planet. It was originally a Twilight fanfic

    • @zestomuch999
      @zestomuch999 Před 2 lety +4

      @SoundFoodist so desperate for attention man i hope you get better

    • @jacobeii
      @jacobeii Před 2 lety +4

      3 bots got damn

  • @Zarvanis
    @Zarvanis Před 2 lety

    The moment I saw the thumbnail, I knew what the line would be. I haven't even seen this movie, but I know of this legendary moment.

  • @bobadablldo
    @bobadablldo Před 2 lety +2

    Look at that fresh vacuumed carpet!

  • @american_jackal5956
    @american_jackal5956 Před 2 lety +70

    My personal favorite quote is from the Speed Racer movie: "That's what racing is about. It has nothing to do with cars or drivers. All that matters is power, and the unassailable might of money!" The way he read that line is just so over-the-top goofy that I can't help but love it.

    • @JosephSchneider26
      @JosephSchneider26 Před 2 lety +4

      I had to look that up and watched the whole scene - my god that looks like an awful movie 😂

    • @american_jackal5956
      @american_jackal5956 Před 2 lety +7

      @@JosephSchneider26 It does actually have a surprising amount of heart and some solid themes, but the special effects are headache-inducing and the kid with the chimp is super annoying.

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy Před 2 lety +2

      Someone hasn't seen the Samurai Cop flirt scene.

    • @imparanoiiid
      @imparanoiiid Před 2 lety +4

      @@JosephSchneider26 it's fucking awesome as fuck tho

    • @imparanoiiid
      @imparanoiiid Před 2 lety +6

      What saves it is that speed racer knows it's being ridiculous
      But 50 shades said this with all the seriousness in the world

  • @beckkarah9443
    @beckkarah9443 Před 2 lety +19

    2:21 I really didn't need Charlie staring into my eyes saying that shit 🥴😩

  • @redwiltshire1816
    @redwiltshire1816 Před 2 lety +1

    “Come”

  • @scrubmyfweed
    @scrubmyfweed Před 2 lety

    One of my favorites has always been "I break up with you Peter, I break up with you" from the *Amazing* Spider-Man 2

  • @annabobana8836
    @annabobana8836 Před 2 lety +153

    Well, darn. Now when I talk about my characters "mashing pissers" people are just going to think I ripped off the idea from you. Thanks, Genghis. Guess I have to come up with a new catch phrase for my love interest.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Před 2 lety +1

      DONT READ MY USERNAME!!!

    • @cv6442
      @cv6442 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 staaaahp!

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 Před 2 lety +4

      A non-bot account just passing through, to liven up this comment section, here I gooo

    • @gappy6964
      @gappy6964 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Skelterbane69 a brave one... I respect it

    • @leahgale
      @leahgale Před 2 lety

      A bot even copied this comment

  •  Před 2 lety +68

    I think my all time favorite bad movie line is still this:
    "It's a letter from my father"
    "From your father? But I thought we were all orphans!"
    I could quote the entirety of Miami Connection tho. Such a great movie.

    • @diamondrel5190
      @diamondrel5190 Před 2 lety +1

      That line made me laugh really hard when I watched it

    • @hardcase7753
      @hardcase7753 Před 2 lety +4

      in the right setting that could be super funny lol

  • @mr.dirtydan3338
    @mr.dirtydan3338 Před rokem +1

    "Shelly's dead, he's dead. Oh my God, Oh my god" from Friday the 13th part 3 makes the top of my list

  • @pickles1540
    @pickles1540 Před rokem

    im gonna use this line when i have any opportunity too

  • @Bludgeoned2DEATH2
    @Bludgeoned2DEATH2 Před 2 lety +16

    Dakota literally held in a laugh at 2:02 LMAO

  • @benjaminrisbergnjaastad7104

    The fact that Charlie knows about Chuck Tingle is my new favorite piece of knowledge

  • @yaxxm619
    @yaxxm619 Před rokem +2

    I knew immediately the second I saw the thumbnail 😂 when me and my partner watched this for the laughs this part floored us we had to pause for a good 5 minutes just to laugh out of the sheer shock of him saying that out of nowhere and how absolutely silly it is when you have no idea it was coming 😂

  • @TheZombo
    @TheZombo Před 2 lety +1

    “Somehow palpatine returned” is

  • @lawrencescales9864
    @lawrencescales9864 Před 2 lety +64

    Chuck Tingle writes legitimately hilarious x rated books on purpose. I’ve heard them read as audio books. 10/10

  • @jamul_cos
    @jamul_cos Před 2 lety +34

    Speaking of Chuck Tingle, he just released "Pounded in the Butt by my Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherwordly but in Reality is Just A Natural Part of the Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides"

  • @justinabissett9715
    @justinabissett9715 Před rokem

    i watch your videos in the background at work and you had me near pissing myself and i couldn’t even explain why to my coworkers

  • @Mart-E12
    @Mart-E12 Před rokem

    "I never come late. I arrive. Precisely when I mean to."

  • @gaigetanksley9137
    @gaigetanksley9137 Před 2 lety +13

    I am intergalactically stoned and the “I don’t make love, I steam ham” took me to 3 new universes

  • @austinmorris9632
    @austinmorris9632 Před 2 lety +23

    “What do you wanna do, Shut it down?” Best quote.
    More movies need to take notes

  • @NUM1TYRONE
    @NUM1TYRONE Před 2 lety

    “What you want me to do shut it down”

  • @peachtea1318
    @peachtea1318 Před rokem +4

    “I don’t make love… I steam ham”
    By far best line in cinematic history

  • @arcojin-carlosh.9435
    @arcojin-carlosh.9435 Před 2 lety +66

    It makes me think of a famous brazillian actor, José Wilker, a frail looking old man (that i think was never young) with an amazingly thunderous voice, that delivered a incredible line in a soap opera. Here's a free translation: "Woman! Lay down, I will use you", he says this while taking of his tie and just fucking off to somewhere else in the house

    • @brunomenezes9011
      @brunomenezes9011 Před 2 lety +3

      Os gringos não fazem ideia do que estão perdendo com a barreira linguística.

    • @brunomenezes9011
      @brunomenezes9011 Před 2 lety

      "AND YOU ARE A SON OF A BITCH!" he says, storming out of the dinner with contempt. "You son OF A BITCH!" he finishes before leaving altogether.

    • @justhereforthetragedy
      @justhereforthetragedy Před 2 lety +1

      Esta linha de diálogo é épica :)

  • @lexaprodel1rium
    @lexaprodel1rium Před 2 lety +15

    3:07 Damn Charlie you're acting in a real silly goofy mode right now 😳

  • @kylejonas3875
    @kylejonas3875 Před 2 lety +1

    The best line in movie history? “What do you want to do, shut it down?”

  • @LKonstantina915
    @LKonstantina915 Před 2 lety +2

    my favourite line is "Its morbin time"

  • @TiredEyePilot
    @TiredEyePilot Před 2 lety +15

    0:51 "back when I was undercover as an erotic poet named gingus swan" imagine being able to just casually say that sentence.

  • @Sandy-ig9pc
    @Sandy-ig9pc Před 2 lety +9

    2:27 that magnificent "bruh"

  • @strabary
    @strabary Před 2 lety

    “Are you not entertained” may be the best movie line imo

  • @kicks2814
    @kicks2814 Před 2 lety

    Great to see Charlie decorating the office more

  • @consumebeef5900
    @consumebeef5900 Před 2 lety +11

    I never watched or read fifty shades of grey so when I heard 1:55 I thought he would say “I don’t make love… I make money” can’t tell if that’s better or worse

    • @comradejux
      @comradejux Před rokem

      that would've been better, if the story was about something else

  • @Frosty-zd4rl
    @Frosty-zd4rl Před 2 lety +11

    3:54 Almost made me spit out my cereal lol
    What has my sense of humor come to