Thing is if I heard that in an actual film I’d burst out laughing uncontrollably. Not a contender for worst line, but a contender for most unintentionally funny
Why is it always Xbox? Like I'm genuinely asking. Every fucking time it's always Xbox. I don't think it's because it's more popular than other consoles I just think that's literally all the boomers know.
Woe now. Let's not leave out Twilight. The line I read that's burned into my brain: *Aro laughed. "Ha ha ha," he giggled.* Amazing writing. Educational, even.
Johnny: “Hi.” Flower Shop Clerk: “Can I help you?” Johnny: “Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses please?” Flower Shop Clerk: “Oh hi Johnny. I didn’t know it was you. Here you go.” Johnny: “That’s me. How much is it?” Flower Shop Clerk: “It’ll be eighteen dollars.” Johnny: “Here you go. Keep the change. Hi doggy.” Flower Shop Clerk: “You’re my favorite customer.” Johnny: “Thanks a lot. Bye.”
"I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support my nana," "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
I've read a few Chuck Tingle excerpts and he's actually a really good writer. One of his most out there titles is: "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"
Fun fact: 9/11 is responsible for 50 Shades. My Chemical Romance was founded because the lead singer witnessed 9/11. The author of Twilight used his music as inspiration for her books. 50 Shades was originally just a Twilight fanfic. This means that 9/11 indirectly caused the writing of 50 Shades.
The 2nd line is just great. It sounds like he just wanted to say "cum" solely because it's a funny word he just learned, but had no relation to the rest of the conversation.
"What's the second thing?" 'Damn' he thought, 'I was so excited about saying that first thing that I forgot the second thing' He frantically searched for something profound, but he knew he couldn't surpass the masterpiece that just left his lips. Finally, the perfect response came to mind: "Come" he said with a confidant smirk. 'Nailed it!' he thought making a conscious effort to resist fist-pumping to himself.
a line i’ll never forget is “are you lost babygirl” i’ll be minding my own business and this line will just pop into my head for no reason. i don’t like that movie, i’ve not even seen it, but i will be trying to scrub that line from my brain on my deathbed
Nah, nothing will ever top the greatest line in cinematic history: “No! Not the bees! Nooooo! Not the bees! My eyes! Arghhhhhhh! Arghhhhhh! Arghhhhhh!”
Chuck Tingle's books are a work of art. "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt" is an iconic work from him. And the best part? That man lives in my town, completely anonymously. Anyone I've ever spoken to could easily be him, and I'll never know.
What would you do if you went to the gym, and unintentionally saw over the shoulder of the biggest absurdly buff Chad that he was writing a Chuck Tingle book on his phone notepad
That's not the worst, I tried to read the book once because a friend of mine insisted, I knew right away this was a twilight fanfic even with the different names, I only watched the first twilight movie but the characters were the same, the same boring vibe... I feel ashamed I realized that fact on my own...
I tried to read 50 Shades when it was the hot new thing, and I literally reached that line and laughed for 5 minutes straight. I couldn't keep reading, I couldn't get past that line knowing that the dogshit writing would never top that moment in the book
You can't forget the other amazing line EL James threw in there: "His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel... or something."
Fun fact: Fifty Shades of Grey WAS literally a fanfiction of Twilight, called "Masters of the Universe." It became so popular(or infamous) that the writer decided to replace all references to twilight and publish it as an original novel. Fun fact: The author's original pen-name before "EL James" was "Snowqueens Icedragon." I am not joking; and I want to die from sheer cringe.
Masters of the Universe? Did fucking He-Man show up in the Twilight Forest to beat the shit out of Skeletor as the vampire and the werewolf were having hot, steamy sex?
My best friend was hardcore twilight fan and modes a site dedicated to it. She actually was in a group with the author we’re people go to post their fics and she told me this woman was 40+ and didn’t know how to structure sentences she would have so many run on sentences and misspelled words that it drove her off the site. She screamed at me on the phone when she found out they were being published for their shitty fanfic I can still here her cussing out the heavens 😭
I feel like the WHOLE quote is perfect. The second part is even more hilarious to me... isn't his answer a double meaning? She asks what is the second thing after, doing that, hard... and his answer is "come." The whole conversation is much more hilarious too me with that.
I just referenced this book in another comment! I’ve been struggling to remember the exact title and hadn’t been able to find it. I wanted to try and buy it if I can so thanks for saying the title.
I watched this movie about a year and a half ago and this line is still floating around in my head. I immediately knew this video was going to be about it lmao
Havent seen the video but if this is about 50 shades... content/ cringe warning I guess. But in the third movie there's a scene where the dude spanks the chick and both actors just give a dead inside look at the same time. And no I haven't seen any of the movies. I just saw an interview with Jamie(?) Where he brought up the scene and I looked it up
Chuck Tingle is great. I've read some of his books to my friends over Discord for fun, I remember one being about sentient Hallmark Channel movie posters having sex with a girl who moved to town to run a Chocolate Milk shop. He's also super wholesome. I think I saw an interview done with him where he wore a paper bag over his face to hide his identity and if I remember correctly he said he started writing because he thinks everyone should have some kind of erotic fiction that appeals to them and he thinks sexuality is something to be embraced, hence the "out there" topics. He's a god damn man of the people.
Dakota Johnson was asked what would happen to Christian Grey in real life , she replied "Probably in prison" . 🙂 . That's the only line I remember about the movies .
I saw a movie that was dubbed into english when I was in high school. I haven't been able to find it since. The voice actor was doing a western voice for a martial arts movie. At one point he says," I like to look at a girls ankles before I look at her wrists." I have thought about that every single day for the last 20 years
I still think Halle Barry's famous line in X-Men is one of the worst lines in movie history. "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?" "The same thing that happens to everything else."
I mean, she’s talking to a guy named Toad, and she’s basically saying “lightning instantly destroys anything it strikes. You are no exception.” It’s kinda raw in concept, the way it’s worded just feels questionable
@@emblemblade9245 nah it's the delivery. If I read or heard that as a joke I would laugh bc it's a great dad joke kind of. But berry said it like it was badass and awesome
I heard somewhere that they cut some lines for Toad. Something like, "Do you know toads can do this or that" when he was fighting the xmen, then supposedly that horrible line from Storm was supposed to be a comeback for that
"It's written as if it's fanfiction from a different planet." Given that it started life as actual Twilight fanfiction, that's not terribly surprising.
And it ripped off the secretary. Apparently IDK I’m binging this comment section and I’ve heard that like twice now and fuck no if these 2 films even have plots other than British housewife porn substitute then I am never going to find out
The fact that this movie's soundtrack is for some reason good, that spawned two hit songs (Love Me Like You Do & Earned It made by, respectively, Ellie Goulding and f-cking The Weeknd ) that are actually really slaps is still baffles me to this day
One line that stays in my head come from the first michael bay transformers movie. It was when the army guys were talking to the sector seven guy. The interaction went something like: "I'm from sector seven" "Sector seven doesn't exist" "And we don't take orders from people who don't exist!" That last line just sounds so goofy to me.
It should be noted that the directors of the first movie actually had some sort of vision for it and desperately wanted to change certain things and make the dialogue better, but the contract they had with the author basically gave her final approval. The directors wanted an smartly written erotic thriller but weren't allowed to because Erica Mitchell was so deadset on keeping the dialogue the same
I love the part in the film where they're about to have sex and the guy whispers in the girl's ear, "I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon."
This is why I’m grateful that the best line is in Minions: The rise of gru when Gru says “minions, we have to rise because things are gonna get real gruesome”. Then in the post credit scene he says “oh, how despicable of me” a subtle reference to Despicable Me
Nothing's better than the line "Minions, its Gruin time." Get it? Because the main characters name is Gru and he makes a reference from the popular movie Morbius (2022) by changing the line "Its Morbin time" to "Its Gruin time". Truly a masterclass on its own.
My favorite worst line is from the first x-men. "do you know what happens to a toad when it gets striked with lightning.... the same as everything else" I sometimes think who came up with that cause that was too epic.
The worst part is that the directors wanted to change the story to make actual sense, but James was too insane to let them. That's why the start of the movie has the only tolerable scenes, aka where the directors changed the original writing the most, and it only goes down from there.
Fun Fact: This movie's original idea was to put the lines, “It's morbin time” and “it's gruin time”, but they were sadly already taken by movies that sold morbillion and gruillion tickets.
My personal favorite quote is from the Speed Racer movie: "That's what racing is about. It has nothing to do with cars or drivers. All that matters is power, and the unassailable might of money!" The way he read that line is just so over-the-top goofy that I can't help but love it.
@@JosephSchneider26 It does actually have a surprising amount of heart and some solid themes, but the special effects are headache-inducing and the kid with the chimp is super annoying.
Well, darn. Now when I talk about my characters "mashing pissers" people are just going to think I ripped off the idea from you. Thanks, Genghis. Guess I have to come up with a new catch phrase for my love interest.
I think my all time favorite bad movie line is still this: "It's a letter from my father" "From your father? But I thought we were all orphans!" I could quote the entirety of Miami Connection tho. Such a great movie.
I knew immediately the second I saw the thumbnail 😂 when me and my partner watched this for the laughs this part floored us we had to pause for a good 5 minutes just to laugh out of the sheer shock of him saying that out of nowhere and how absolutely silly it is when you have no idea it was coming 😂
Speaking of Chuck Tingle, he just released "Pounded in the Butt by my Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherwordly but in Reality is Just A Natural Part of the Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides"
It makes me think of a famous brazillian actor, José Wilker, a frail looking old man (that i think was never young) with an amazingly thunderous voice, that delivered a incredible line in a soap opera. Here's a free translation: "Woman! Lay down, I will use you", he says this while taking of his tie and just fucking off to somewhere else in the house
I never watched or read fifty shades of grey so when I heard 1:55 I thought he would say “I don’t make love… I make money” can’t tell if that’s better or worse
In my opinion, nothing can be worse than "Somehow, Palpatine returned." from The Rise of Skywalker.
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You can see Oscar Isaac instantly regret the words that are coming out of his mouth
hey at least you can pinpoint the very frame a concerned poe dameron leaves the screen and a tired oscar isaac pops in!!
Don't get me started on the ending
"Who are you?"
"Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Rey Skywalker"
Worst scriptwriting I've ever heard...
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Ight
"Back when I was undercover as an erotic poet named Genghis Swan, I read so much god-awful sexual shlock fantasy" is a sentence.
Imagine living such a rich life that you say something like that so casual.
Thing is if I heard that in an actual film I’d burst out laughing uncontrollably. Not a contender for worst line, but a contender for most unintentionally funny
(Insert cinema sins *ding* after reading sentance)
@@Demi_Purple bro what r u talking about
i know and it's beautiful
In my opinion, nothing tops “She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen and god help anyone who dared disrespect his queen.”
That was bad but I do like viola davis 👏
There is one line I can give...
"Somehow Palpatine returned"
Where is that from?
It sure is cringy by the fact that it clearily projects someone's fantasy (and maybe sexism).
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Suicide Squad (2016) and it’s said without a hit of irony.
Just sounds like you're an anti-sjw tbh
Charlie you forgot about another bad line from Fifty Shades of Grey:
“This is my playroom.”
“Oh like where you have your Xbox and stuff?”
was that REALLY in the movie??
@@tsukihour8974 Yep.
@@ass_ass_in6365 THAT one is truly the worst.
No but that line is epic
Why is it always Xbox? Like I'm genuinely asking. Every fucking time it's always Xbox. I don't think it's because it's more popular than other consoles I just think that's literally all the boomers know.
Woe now. Let's not leave out Twilight. The line I read that's burned into my brain:
*Aro laughed. "Ha ha ha," he giggled.*
Amazing writing. Educational, even.
Well considering 50 Shades is literally Twilight fanfiction, it does add up. And I do mean literally. Author just changed the names for publishing.
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"you tried to name my daughter after the loch Ness monster???"
I read Midnight Sun (Twilight from Edward's perspective) and this (paraphrased) line is etched in my memory:
*"Her heart throbbed wetly"*
I believe in the original script it was "I don't make love. I morb."
But the writers knew this word was meant for a more intelectual movie.
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"... what's the second one?"
"i purchase another ticket and get morbd, twice"
“… What’s the second one?”
“Its morbin time”
@Kavetion cry about it
Dead meme
No lines can beat Tommy Wiseau's iconic "I did not hit her, i did NOT. Oh hi, Mark".
Freaking beautiful.
How's your sex life?
"I did nauuuuught!!! Oh hai mark!"
Johnny: “Hi.”
Flower Shop Clerk: “Can I help you?”
Johnny: “Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses please?”
Flower Shop Clerk: “Oh hi Johnny. I didn’t know it was you. Here you go.”
Johnny: “That’s me. How much is it?”
Flower Shop Clerk: “It’ll be eighteen dollars.”
Johnny: “Here you go. Keep the change. Hi doggy.”
Flower Shop Clerk: “You’re my favorite customer.”
Johnny: “Thanks a lot. Bye.”
@@littlefurrow2437 Lmao how many times did you watch it lol
@@littlefurrow2437 I say "Oh! Hi, doggy" everytime I pass by a dog on the street. XD
"I dropped out in the fourth
grade to run drugs to support
my nana,"
"That means you haven't
known the triumphs and
defeats, the epic highs and
lows of high school football."
Peak Riverdale right here 🙏
I mean high school football is pretty sick.
Genuinely thought nothing could be worse than:
"They're eating her!"
"And then they're gonna eat me!"
"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
At least that line was funny bad.
@@Bodacious_Crustacious this was arguably funny bad too
God I love that movie so much. I think my favorite line from that movie is, "And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"
Trolls 3 when?
What is that from?
I've read a few Chuck Tingle excerpts and he's actually a really good writer. One of his most out there titles is:
"Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"
All of his books are clearly satirising erotic fiction, which is great.
Or how about my favorite, "Slammed in the butthole by my linear concept of time" A classic
ngl that title alone should be a Cracked article. Just an article dedicated to that title.
"Open Wide for the Saber Tooth Dentist who's also a Ghost" is also one of his books
He goes hard.
Fun fact: 9/11 is responsible for 50 Shades. My Chemical Romance was founded because the lead singer witnessed 9/11. The author of Twilight used his music as inspiration for her books. 50 Shades was originally just a Twilight fanfic. This means that 9/11 indirectly caused the writing of 50 Shades.
I didn't believe that My Chemical Romance was formed because of 9/11 until I looked it up. That's actually really interesting.
Everything causes a chain reaction
@@TuShan18 more like a chemical reaction eh
@@Nakul22099 good point
Blame it on Osama bin Laden
"I steam ham" charlie, thanks to that line, I'm fully chubbed and ready to put 50 shades of ham on you.
The 2nd line is just great. It sounds like he just wanted to say "cum" solely because it's a funny word he just learned, but had no relation to the rest of the conversation.
When rich Dom Daddy Christian Grey is a mod for r/OkBuddyRetard
Cum
"What's the second thing?"
'Damn' he thought, 'I was so excited about saying that first thing that I forgot the second thing'
He frantically searched for something profound, but he knew he couldn't surpass the masterpiece that just left his lips. Finally, the perfect response came to mind:
"Come" he said with a confidant smirk.
'Nailed it!' he thought making a conscious effort to resist fist-pumping to himself.
We need to make a bingo game out of these comment bots
@@amoviekid that would actually be fun. Look through the top few comments and see how many different bots there are.
My biggest fear as a writer is writing something and being like "Yo this shit SLAPS" only for me to get memed on
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Just don't write a part in a film to feature Jared Leto and you're already half-way to success :')
@@_laurenolo_ i feel like any movie with jared leto would be so shit its bound to be a success, it just warps around into being amazing
@@_laurenolo_ That's cold, yo, you can't blame him for bad writing :P
a line i’ll never forget is “are you lost babygirl” i’ll be minding my own business and this line will just pop into my head for no reason. i don’t like that movie, i’ve not even seen it, but i will be trying to scrub that line from my brain on my deathbed
what movie
I was just thinking that lol bby gorl
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@@moxygirlheythat movie was so goofy😭
😂😂😂😂
Nah, nothing will ever top the greatest line in cinematic history: “No! Not the bees! Nooooo! Not the bees! My eyes! Arghhhhhhh! Arghhhhhh! Arghhhhhh!”
It's just absolutely fantastic to know the true origin and lore behind one of Charlie's most classic, signature phrases, "sodden panties" !
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it's sodden time
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 lmfao no one cares
I will fall on the sword for the other semi newbies and be the sacrificial goat our kind needs.
Can you please explain because I have no clue lol
True, now we know how his vocabulary is so stense
Chuck Tingle's books are a work of art. "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt" is an iconic work from him. And the best part? That man lives in my town, completely anonymously. Anyone I've ever spoken to could easily be him, and I'll never know.
Sounds like something chuck tingle would say🧐
What would you do if you went to the gym, and unintentionally saw over the shoulder of the biggest absurdly buff Chad that he was writing a Chuck Tingle book on his phone notepad
Gay boner t-rex law firm is my favorite
Him, or her maybe 🤔
Maybe the real chuck tingle was inside us all along, and inside our own butts
She definitely was holding in a laugh, Dakota seems to have a great sense of humor
That second line had a double meaning. 🤓
Fifty Shades actually did start as a fanfic of Twilight if I’m not mistaken.
The fact I know this keeps me up at night…
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Currect. It started as a fanic, on tumblr.
That's not the worst, I tried to read the book once because a friend of mine insisted, I knew right away this was a twilight fanfic even with the different names, I only watched the first twilight movie but the characters were the same, the same boring vibe... I feel ashamed I realized that fact on my own...
It started as a fanfic named "Masters of the Universe" of all thing.
you will be haunted by it for the rest of your life now unless you morb
My favorite bad movie line is definitely:
"Mother, you're alive."
"Too bad YOOOOOUUU.....will die!"
What movie is this?
@@elijahadams5165 Mortal Kombat Annihilation...
@@elijahadams5165 mortal kombat annihilation
I’m so happy I understand this
The way that line is delivered makes me lose my brain.
"I don't make love. I steam ham."
-Charlie, 2022
One of the most sensually inspiring and powerful quotes yet.
You mean... Genghis Swan?
I tried to read 50 Shades when it was the hot new thing, and I literally reached that line and laughed for 5 minutes straight. I couldn't keep reading, I couldn't get past that line knowing that the dogshit writing would never top that moment in the book
You finished the book in the only way that mattered
You can't forget the other amazing line EL James threw in there:
"His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel... or something."
"idk..."
Bro no way 😭😭😭
Is this true?
@@sird135 sadly can confirm that it is
Or something?! Like, is it or is it not like damn fudge caramel? 😩
Fun fact: Fifty Shades of Grey WAS literally a fanfiction of Twilight, called "Masters of the Universe."
It became so popular(or infamous) that the writer decided to replace all references to twilight and publish it as an original novel.
Fun fact: The author's original pen-name before "EL James" was "Snowqueens Icedragon."
I am not joking; and I want to die from sheer cringe.
Masters of the Universe? Did fucking He-Man show up in the Twilight Forest to beat the shit out of Skeletor as the vampire and the werewolf were having hot, steamy sex?
Why was He-Man involved though
My best friend was hardcore twilight fan and modes a site dedicated to it. She actually was in a group with the author we’re people go to post their fics and she told me this woman was 40+ and didn’t know how to structure sentences she would have so many run on sentences and misspelled words that it drove her off the site. She screamed at me on the phone when she found out they were being published for their shitty fanfic I can still here her cussing out the heavens 😭
@@SnowAnayathatweirdgirl im glad i now know this. thank you.
And the fact this isn’t the only fanfic to turn into an actual film lol
I feel like the WHOLE quote is perfect. The second part is even more hilarious to me... isn't his answer a double meaning? She asks what is the second thing after, doing that, hard... and his answer is "come." The whole conversation is much more hilarious too me with that.
Never forget...
"Mother... You're alive!"
"Too bad, YOU... w i l l d i e"
That's also about the delivery though. A better delivery would've salvaged that somewhat. Nothing salvages the line in this video.
It’s not the line itself that was comedic. It was the delivery of the line that makes that line bad.
50 Shades however, nothing can save that line.
"Pounded in the butt by my bizarre assumption that Chuck Tingle books are just covers and not actual books" is one of my favourite books ever
Dammit he called us out
I just learned that they are actual books. My God, there are so many!
I just referenced this book in another comment! I’ve been struggling to remember the exact title and hadn’t been able to find it. I wanted to try and buy it if I can so thanks for saying the title.
@@emblemblade9245 he really did. Man's a genius.
I hope that’s real, that better be real
This guy is like a cat - he goes out on the internet brings back stuff to show us.
I watched this movie about a year and a half ago and this line is still floating around in my head. I immediately knew this video was going to be about it lmao
That poor actress must be JACKED with how much she had to lift on her own with that godawful writing, my god
Jamie Dornan was probably cringing too
I recommend a Show called The Fall surprised how great he is when 50 Shades of Grey is so bad
The best part about the fifty shades movies are the soundtracks from The Weeknd and Ellie Goulding
Havent seen the video but if this is about 50 shades... content/ cringe warning I guess. But in the third movie there's a scene where the dude spanks the chick and both actors just give a dead inside look at the same time.
And no I haven't seen any of the movies. I just saw an interview with Jamie(?) Where he brought up the scene and I looked it up
she said in interviews she would just pound whiskey shots before the sex scenes, I feel so bad for her
@@graffiti.777 definitely
Maybe the real worst line in movie history was the friends we made along the way.
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These friends we make are starting to not make sense anymore
But at least we did make friends along the way
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When watching the movie makes you realize you hate everyone else in the room
Well that explains why my friends are a joke 🤣
Chuck Tingle is great. I've read some of his books to my friends over Discord for fun, I remember one being about sentient Hallmark Channel movie posters having sex with a girl who moved to town to run a Chocolate Milk shop.
He's also super wholesome. I think I saw an interview done with him where he wore a paper bag over his face to hide his identity and if I remember correctly he said he started writing because he thinks everyone should have some kind of erotic fiction that appeals to them and he thinks sexuality is something to be embraced, hence the "out there" topics. He's a god damn man of the people.
There have been so many lines in movie history, and to be honest, this is definitely one of them.
Dakota Johnson was asked what would happen to Christian Grey in real life , she replied "Probably in prison" . 🙂 . That's the only line I remember about the movies .
I will never know how people actually went to the fifty shades movies when they came out lmao
Lol
The greatest anime dialogue of all time would easily be the dub of death note where light says "i'll take a potato chip. And EAT IT!" Simply masterful
"Freddy died by fire, Jason died by water. Maybe we can use that." will always be my favorite terrible line
I saw a movie that was dubbed into english when I was in high school. I haven't been able to find it since. The voice actor was doing a western voice for a martial arts movie. At one point he says," I like to look at a girls ankles before I look at her wrists." I have thought about that every single day for the last 20 years
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist might be what you’re thinking of
IT'S KUNG POW
My other favorite line, from the main Asian woman in the film: "Weeeoooweeoweew"
Killing is badong
Alot of old Kung Fu movies dubbed into english involved the writers watching the movie and coming up with the dialogue on their own.
That sounds like a Chinese saying that they just directly translated.
I think "you nicknamed my daughter after the lochness monster?" is still unmatched.
yes!! or “ Hold on spider monkey” lol
that’s the best movie shut up
Or ”Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?”
the best don't you mean?
@@edenjaycollins6055 so bad it's great
there's so much incredibly well written explicit fanfiction out there and they still picked that
I make entertaining videos I want to build a fan base just like charlie I bet 100% it’ll entertain you if not come to tell me bro
3:06 This moment right there is DEFINITELY going into one of those "without context" comps
I still think Halle Barry's famous line in X-Men is one of the worst lines in movie history.
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?" "The same thing that happens to everything else."
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT
I hadn't seen that movie in ages I remember it from my childhood and it never made ANY SENSE
This always struck me as a terrible line
I mean, she’s talking to a guy named Toad, and she’s basically saying “lightning instantly destroys anything it strikes. You are no exception.”
It’s kinda raw in concept, the way it’s worded just feels questionable
@@emblemblade9245 nah it's the delivery. If I read or heard that as a joke I would laugh bc it's a great dad joke kind of. But berry said it like it was badass and awesome
I heard somewhere that they cut some lines for Toad. Something like, "Do you know toads can do this or that" when he was fighting the xmen, then supposedly that horrible line from Storm was supposed to be a comeback for that
"It's written as if it's fanfiction from a different planet."
Given that it started life as actual Twilight fanfiction, that's not terribly surprising.
IT STARTED AS A TWILIGHT FANFICTION?
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Oh yeah.
And it ripped off the secretary. Apparently IDK I’m binging this comment section and I’ve heard that like twice now and fuck no if these 2 films even have plots other than British housewife porn substitute then I am never going to find out
The fact that this movie's soundtrack is for some reason good, that spawned two hit songs (Love Me Like You Do & Earned It made by, respectively, Ellie Goulding and f-cking The Weeknd ) that are actually really slaps is still baffles me to this day
“they fly now” is up there for me
Lines of dialogue like this are just hopelessly outmatched with Oscar worthy lines such as “it’s morbin’ time” and “I just morbed all over the floor”
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CZcams needs to do something about these bots, you cant even read actual replies
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You can’t deny that “It’s Morbin Time” is one of the movie lines ever written.
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Yeah But seeing the Minions changed my mind, it was trurly a movie of all time, while Morbius was a movie
Nobody can truthfully tell you you're wrong
Yup
this is up there with "what you gonna do? shut it down?"
If you pass your mouse in the timeline at 03:11 .... you'll see great things
"I don't make love. I morb...hard"
I think this movie revolutionized the p*rn industry to great heights
Nice
That was top notch quality movie writing right there.
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This was posted 2 minutes after the video I feel like you posted a generic comment based on the title as fast as you could to bag 200 likes
@@shadepizza4217 You do realise that you can skip to the part you actually want to watch right? 😂💀
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The Amount of hype
You were giving the scene. And when I watched it did not disappoint
One line that stays in my head come from the first michael bay transformers movie. It was when the army guys were talking to the sector seven guy.
The interaction went something like:
"I'm from sector seven"
"Sector seven doesn't exist"
"And we don't take orders from people who don't exist!"
That last line just sounds so goofy to me.
The best line is when luke in return of the jedi said “we did it ! we won the star war!” i was in tears
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I also liked when Obi-Wan cut Darth Maul in half, ran to Qui-Gon and told him: “Looks like the Phantom Menace underestimated my power.”
It should be noted that the directors of the first movie actually had some sort of vision for it and desperately wanted to change certain things and make the dialogue better, but the contract they had with the author basically gave her final approval.
The directors wanted an smartly written erotic thriller but weren't allowed to because Erica Mitchell was so deadset on keeping the dialogue the same
Slay queen
@@xx-sof-xx Slay your own career, sure.
Because Erica Mitchell hates other women.
I can't believe the amount of times I think about this scene and always chuckle.
“People die when they are killed” from fate can’t be topped for me
“I don’t make love, I steam ham.”
“Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously tenderized.”
I love the part in the film where they're about to have sex and the guy whispers in the girl's ear, "I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon."
This line hits just as hard as Kevin Spacey's iconic "turn that town upside down" without a doubt a quote from a movie.
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@Kavetion I don't think...
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the actor had to take a shot of whiskey before every single scene apparently
“The guy you work for is the evil person.”
"It's turkey time... gobble gobble" and "wait, this isn't my world... DISAPPOINTED!" Are tied in my heart for the worst movie lines.
Oww yeah in Gigly no? Horrible
From what I heard "DISAPPOINTED" was an in-joke between the actor and crew, based on another movie
A Wish Called Wanda reference. Also, Hercules is TV, not movie. Doesn’t count.
they’re eating her! and then they’re gonna eat me! oh my god!!!!
This is why I’m grateful that the best line is in Minions: The rise of gru when Gru says “minions, we have to rise because things are gonna get real gruesome”. Then in the post credit scene he says “oh, how despicable of me” a subtle reference to Despicable Me
Nothing's better than the line "Minions, its Gruin time." Get it? Because the main characters name is Gru and he makes a reference from the popular movie Morbius (2022) by changing the line "Its Morbin time" to "Its Gruin time". Truly a masterclass on its own.
See, I want to think you're joking, I HOPE you're just joking, but considering how those movies play out, I wouldn't be shocked in the slightest.
My favorite worst line is from the first x-men.
"do you know what happens to a toad when it gets striked with lightning.... the same as everything else"
I sometimes think who came up with that cause that was too epic.
The worst part is that the directors wanted to change the story to make actual sense, but James was too insane to let them.
That's why the start of the movie has the only tolerable scenes, aka where the directors changed the original writing the most, and it only goes down from there.
Fun Fact: This movie's original idea was to put the lines, “It's morbin time” and “it's gruin time”, but they were sadly already taken by movies that sold morbillion and gruillion tickets.
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Minions Rise of Gru is gonna be the first movie to sell 1 minlion tickets
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This is so painfully unfunny. Well done 👍
@@benny_cooks i think it sounds better in this way "minions Rise of Gru is gonna be the first movie to sell 1 minion tickets.
Fun fact: 50 Shades of Grey actually IS a fanfic from another planet. It was originally a Twilight fanfic
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The moment I saw the thumbnail, I knew what the line would be. I haven't even seen this movie, but I know of this legendary moment.
Look at that fresh vacuumed carpet!
My personal favorite quote is from the Speed Racer movie: "That's what racing is about. It has nothing to do with cars or drivers. All that matters is power, and the unassailable might of money!" The way he read that line is just so over-the-top goofy that I can't help but love it.
I had to look that up and watched the whole scene - my god that looks like an awful movie 😂
@@JosephSchneider26 It does actually have a surprising amount of heart and some solid themes, but the special effects are headache-inducing and the kid with the chimp is super annoying.
Someone hasn't seen the Samurai Cop flirt scene.
@@JosephSchneider26 it's fucking awesome as fuck tho
What saves it is that speed racer knows it's being ridiculous
But 50 shades said this with all the seriousness in the world
2:21 I really didn't need Charlie staring into my eyes saying that shit 🥴😩
“Come”
One of my favorites has always been "I break up with you Peter, I break up with you" from the *Amazing* Spider-Man 2
Well, darn. Now when I talk about my characters "mashing pissers" people are just going to think I ripped off the idea from you. Thanks, Genghis. Guess I have to come up with a new catch phrase for my love interest.
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@@Skelterbane69 a brave one... I respect it
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I think my all time favorite bad movie line is still this:
"It's a letter from my father"
"From your father? But I thought we were all orphans!"
I could quote the entirety of Miami Connection tho. Such a great movie.
That line made me laugh really hard when I watched it
in the right setting that could be super funny lol
"Shelly's dead, he's dead. Oh my God, Oh my god" from Friday the 13th part 3 makes the top of my list
im gonna use this line when i have any opportunity too
Dakota literally held in a laugh at 2:02 LMAO
The fact that Charlie knows about Chuck Tingle is my new favorite piece of knowledge
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I knew immediately the second I saw the thumbnail 😂 when me and my partner watched this for the laughs this part floored us we had to pause for a good 5 minutes just to laugh out of the sheer shock of him saying that out of nowhere and how absolutely silly it is when you have no idea it was coming 😂
“Somehow palpatine returned” is
Chuck Tingle writes legitimately hilarious x rated books on purpose. I’ve heard them read as audio books. 10/10
Speaking of Chuck Tingle, he just released "Pounded in the Butt by my Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherwordly but in Reality is Just A Natural Part of the Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides"
i watch your videos in the background at work and you had me near pissing myself and i couldn’t even explain why to my coworkers
"I never come late. I arrive. Precisely when I mean to."
I am intergalactically stoned and the “I don’t make love, I steam ham” took me to 3 new universes
“What do you wanna do, Shut it down?” Best quote.
More movies need to take notes
“What you want me to do shut it down”
“I don’t make love… I steam ham”
By far best line in cinematic history
It makes me think of a famous brazillian actor, José Wilker, a frail looking old man (that i think was never young) with an amazingly thunderous voice, that delivered a incredible line in a soap opera. Here's a free translation: "Woman! Lay down, I will use you", he says this while taking of his tie and just fucking off to somewhere else in the house
Os gringos não fazem ideia do que estão perdendo com a barreira linguística.
"AND YOU ARE A SON OF A BITCH!" he says, storming out of the dinner with contempt. "You son OF A BITCH!" he finishes before leaving altogether.
Esta linha de diálogo é épica :)
3:07 Damn Charlie you're acting in a real silly goofy mode right now 😳
The best line in movie history? “What do you want to do, shut it down?”
my favourite line is "Its morbin time"
0:51 "back when I was undercover as an erotic poet named gingus swan" imagine being able to just casually say that sentence.
2:27 that magnificent "bruh"
“Are you not entertained” may be the best movie line imo
Great to see Charlie decorating the office more
I never watched or read fifty shades of grey so when I heard 1:55 I thought he would say “I don’t make love… I make money” can’t tell if that’s better or worse
that would've been better, if the story was about something else
3:54 Almost made me spit out my cereal lol
What has my sense of humor come to