I watched the endings of 10 terrible christmas movies

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  • @theatticaddict
    @theatticaddict Před 4 měsíci +40649

    Let’s leave Drew Gooden in 2023

  • @NobodyBasically
    @NobodyBasically Před 4 měsíci +8088

    Hallmark was advertising a movie this year about a woman getting stuck in a Groundhog Day-style time loop and the commercial showed her reacting to a woman saying "Happy Hanukkah" every day and I was really sad to learn the plot twist wasn't that there was no time loop and the woman just didn't realize Hanukkah is multiple days.

    • @SilverDragonJay
      @SilverDragonJay Před 4 měsíci +1193

      That would be hilarious

    • @skylarrose4176
      @skylarrose4176 Před 4 měsíci +791

      Fuck that's so good

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 Před 4 měsíci +574

      Pls can you be in charge of writing all Hallmark movies from now on??

    • @owenshirrell1150
      @owenshirrell1150 Před 4 měsíci +177

      hang on is this the one with Vic Michaelis? like from Dropout?

    • @NobodyBasically
      @NobodyBasically Před 4 měsíci +46

      @@owenshirrell1150 Yep!

  • @trentmager4852
    @trentmager4852 Před 4 měsíci +14083

    There is NOT enough space for him to write Sophia and Jackson in that tiny-ass heart

  • @amethystmk
    @amethystmk Před 3 měsíci +725

    hey drew the pinned comment was joking pls come back

  • @ValOsom87
    @ValOsom87 Před 4 měsíci +76

    "Defacing the beam" is my new favorite euphemism.

  • @__Yikes
    @__Yikes Před 4 měsíci +5473

    Timestamps:
    Start: 0:00
    End: 18:26

    • @tackycardia
      @tackycardia Před 4 měsíci +181

      thanks

    • @biggiecheese726
      @biggiecheese726 Před 4 měsíci +440

      Middle: 9:13

    • @BiasedSportsFan
      @BiasedSportsFan Před 4 měsíci +126

      You’re a lifesaver

    • @poggkimpan
      @poggkimpan Před 4 měsíci +66

      Aw man I would not have been able to watch this video without your helpful comment, how else would I have known when the start and end was?

    • @lrose5522
      @lrose5522 Před 4 měsíci +142

      5 minutes before the end: 13:26

  • @Rebecca-gt6zb
    @Rebecca-gt6zb Před 4 měsíci +2440

    3:18 "Drive out here on your face?" He implies that the man's face is all messed up because, instead of using a car, he came to the house while running his face against the road. Hope this helps

    • @nobody7413
      @nobody7413 Před 4 měsíci +113

      😂😂 thanks I was looking for an answer

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Před 4 měsíci +57

      That's incredible thanks

    • @Spirila
      @Spirila Před 4 měsíci +52

      Thank you! I had to pause the video and find the answer in the comments before continuing lol 😄

    • @TheMovieBuff96
      @TheMovieBuff96 Před 4 měsíci +132

      That makes a lot more sense than my guess of "Dry battery your face?" Lmao

    • @annawallace3383
      @annawallace3383 Před 4 měsíci +41

      Thanks for figuring it out for us.
      Also, that is the worst insult I've ever heard 😂

  • @-psilo-9071
    @-psilo-9071 Před 4 měsíci +344

    I like how their sequel to a dog Christmas movie was literally just spy kids.

  • @ollied8094
    @ollied8094 Před 4 měsíci +182

    at 13:35 when he says “remember to smash that like button” the like button lights up on mobile. i didn’t know that and it freaked me out a little LMAO💀

  • @dexter5125
    @dexter5125 Před 4 měsíci +10837

    I liked the fact that Drew pointed out that one of the guy's nicknames was "Roastbeef" and not the fact that Leonardo Da Vinci was apparently the artist for DogGone Christmas.

    • @woofer4813
      @woofer4813 Před 4 měsíci +1224

      brought him back just for this movie

    • @jaquelynbuechler1267
      @jaquelynbuechler1267 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@woofer4813it was worth it

    • @kaitlynwickham6237
      @kaitlynwickham6237 Před 4 měsíci +456

      I think the only real name in that screenshot is David Mortimer, and even that seems up for debate.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Před 4 měsíci

      @kaitlynwickham6237 I agree, although I do think it’s interesting that Madame Selena Dawn and Melvin Milgrim both sound fictional names from like a book but Finnel Roberts sounds more like a fake name someone made up to hide their own identity.

    • @balengd5402
      @balengd5402 Před 4 měsíci +83

      I'm reading this comment out of context and this is so... 🗿

  • @NdieCity
    @NdieCity Před 4 měsíci +9355

    I'm pretty impressed that a mall santa managed to cure a child's disability. It's usually a real santa that has to do that

    • @thoopsy
      @thoopsy Před 4 měsíci +576

      Why do we have the healthcare system in this universe when Mall Santas have this kind of power?

    • @Falkuzrules
      @Falkuzrules Před 4 měsíci +470

      @@thoopsy Women keep pulling their beards off to kiss them, which are the source of their magic. It's a real problem.

    • @skipsal
      @skipsal Před 4 měsíci +61

      throughout the movie the kid was going to physical therapy. there is also a pumpkin carving contest (i only know this from mbmbam's that's a xmas to me)

    • @ahuman5993
      @ahuman5993 Před 4 měsíci +23

      Is the kid the weird scientist kid from odd squad

    • @da3855
      @da3855 Před 4 měsíci +7

      I love that there was no mention of Christ - who was the real miraculous healer - in a CHRISTmas movie

  • @charliep9066
    @charliep9066 Před 4 měsíci +238

    Jesus, how did Vivica A Fox go from Independence Day and Kill Bill to... Sharknado sequels and a xmas movie for dogs!?! That's sad af.

    • @bella_ciao4608
      @bella_ciao4608 Před 4 měsíci +44

      Don’t forget cool cat.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Před 4 měsíci +35

      I don't think Cool Cat is all that funny of a bad movie, but the conversation that she and a clearly drunk Eric Estrada have in that movie fucking kills me. Especially his extremely slurred "Dere he is!" followed by her shocked facial expression.

    • @RiskyBlitz19
      @RiskyBlitz19 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Bruh she was Loretta in Curb, that's nuts.

    • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
      @user-uv2cp1qd1j Před 17 dny +3

      She produces a lot of these films. I don’t think she’s really fallen on hard times

  • @kayyjayy6969
    @kayyjayy6969 Před 4 měsíci +99

    “LoOkS LiKe We’Ve AcCoMpLiShEd OuR MiSsIoN” at 12:00 about took me out oh my god

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib Před 4 měsíci +6835

    Imagine going to see Santa at the mall, and not only does he restore a child's ability to walk, but then the kids mom just starts making out with him 💀

    • @Violet_ii
      @Violet_ii Před 4 měsíci +553

      ya know if someone magically healed my sons paralysis id probably make out with them too

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 4 měsíci +82

      Isn't there a song about that?
      ...minus the paralysis ig 😂

    • @user-ou1lx2ug2v
      @user-ou1lx2ug2v Před 4 měsíci +94

      If i had a dollar for every time i witnessed that id have $18.43

    • @Mayorfoxia82
      @Mayorfoxia82 Před 4 měsíci

      @@user-ou1lx2ug2v how much did you start with? $19.43?

    • @ThaFashionAssassin
      @ThaFashionAssassin Před 4 měsíci +15

      @@Violet_iiI need to start practicing magic 😂

  • @FullOrange_
    @FullOrange_ Před 4 měsíci +3300

    I’m sorry, but drew doing that weird walk saying “hey Amanda, your my boyfriend now” had me dying

  • @heathergallmann
    @heathergallmann Před 4 měsíci +134

    watching the end of bad movies would honestly be such a fun sleepover activity.

  • @BartelsBookshelf
    @BartelsBookshelf Před 4 měsíci +81

    FYI: A Doggone Adventure was actually directed by Tony Randel, most famous for Hellraiser II, Amityville: It's About Time, and of course, the incomparable classic Ticks. Interesting to see he's still directing heavily special effects-laden films, even if the budgets are about five dollars. 🤣But that at least explains why it feels a little more well put together and cohesive than the previous movie. Also, the screenplay was by Jim Wynorski, which someone else mentioned - two cult horror filmmakers banding together to make a bizarre talking dog movie. This truly is the best timeline.

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal Před 3 měsíci +4

      that is absolutely wild, thanks for that info haha

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink Před 3 měsíci +11

      sneaking the wilhem scream into doggone adventure suddenly makes much more sense!

  • @toko1368
    @toko1368 Před 4 měsíci +3683

    I can imagine Drew and Danny giggling while hitting the upload button at the same time

    • @Bay4G
      @Bay4G Před 4 měsíci +211

      Drew got slow internet apparently

    • @maylagesse
      @maylagesse Před 4 měsíci +379

      Probably said “we’ll both upload at noon” forgetting about time zones

    • @RustyGrandpa
      @RustyGrandpa Před 4 měsíci +108

      @@maylagesse The most realistic explanation

    • @bibliobibuli_
      @bibliobibuli_ Před 4 měsíci +7

      FR

    • @Setashi
      @Setashi Před 4 měsíci +20

      Great day for introverts everywhere.

  • @stars4809
    @stars4809 Před 4 měsíci +2924

    The whole "You shouldn't have bought a dog without telling us!" thing reminds me of my favorite terrible Christmas movie trope; an adult makes a perfectly reasonable and constructive complaint and the movie treats them as wrong because it's Christmas it's joy time no whining!!!

    • @Mockthenerd
      @Mockthenerd Před 4 měsíci +225

      Buying small dog: yeah, not great but could teach the children some good responsibilities. Buying a Husky: those parents are getting a divorce.

    • @maxgosen3237
      @maxgosen3237 Před 4 měsíci +150

      @@Mockthenerd If my partner were to bring any type of animal into our house without discussing that with me I'm out of there.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 4 měsíci +31

      No whining! Its New Years! You will enjoy your shtty movies, you will pop bottles & you will _like_ it.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 4 měsíci +58

      @@maxgosen3237lmfao…I read that as “parents” instead of “partner”
      Was like damn, I see who’s in charge 😂

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 4 měsíci +34

      Also, buying a puppy on Christmas is incredibly stressful for the puppy

  • @melody_melon_73
    @melody_melon_73 Před 4 měsíci +60

    I love how, even though Parks and Recs. tells us his name is "Gary" we all still call him "Jerry".

  • @boofsnooker
    @boofsnooker Před 4 měsíci +32

    ok now drew got me in a rabbit hole. turns out there are a million “the dog who saved…” movies and joey diaz is in all of them

  • @augusthawley5504
    @augusthawley5504 Před 4 měsíci +2774

    wow! christmas is 359 days away and drew already uploaded his christmas video. what a timely and excellent youtuber. i just wish he wouldn't talk so much so we could watch the movies

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 4 měsíci +44

      They say 359 isn't early ~ it's on time!
      He sure is a little stinker.

    • @007oskari
      @007oskari Před 3 měsíci +9

      I'd say the little stinker is actually 6 days late and tried to play it off

    • @jamiejam9976
      @jamiejam9976 Před 3 měsíci +27

      ​@@007oskariPreposterous!

    • @misschocoki
      @misschocoki Před 3 měsíci

      i hate drew gooden!

    • @misschocoki
      @misschocoki Před 3 měsíci +2

      drew gooden is a bad bad boy!

  • @salt3685
    @salt3685 Před 4 měsíci +1164

    Amanda is canonically Drew Gooden’s boyfriend now. Good to know. I am kind of sad we missed the divorce arc, but am relieved they seem to be back together and are trying to make it work.

    • @dragonshadow4145
      @dragonshadow4145 Před 4 měsíci +50

      I also applaud Amanda on his transition!

    • @deebee.1542
      @deebee.1542 Před 4 měsíci +47

      nah it wasn't a divorce arc, amanda died at war, remember? you missed the arc where drew and danny found the dragon balls to bring her back to life. and now they're all poly boyfriends!

    • @mimi47837
      @mimi47837 Před 3 měsíci +8

      ​@@deebee.1542don't forget that laura is also their poly boyfriend!

    • @nudibranchluvr
      @nudibranchluvr Před 2 měsíci +1

      This is honestly really funny haha

  • @mitchell.grace_
    @mitchell.grace_ Před měsícem +24

    5:54 that movie is definitely just a twist on a christmas carol and I don't know how I got that from watching approximately 1% as much of the movie as drew did

  • @AlmightyUniden
    @AlmightyUniden Před 4 měsíci +37

    13:35 Since when does the like button actually light up when he says that?????? WHAT

    • @MindlessMagic
      @MindlessMagic Před 4 měsíci +6

      That is a feature, he can make it happen whenever he wants in the video.

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@MindlessMagic not necessarily. It lights up when youtubers say the word like

  • @xcelestialsongx
    @xcelestialsongx Před 4 měsíci +4083

    I wish Christmas was twice a year so we could get two videos every year of Drew watching bad Christmas movies. But not more than that.

    • @annabelcunningham2848
      @annabelcunningham2848 Před 4 měsíci +223

      Maybe when he and Danny divorces we'll get two Christmases

    • @ahmburt6404
      @ahmburt6404 Před 4 měsíci +18

      I don’t like the idea of Milhouse having a Christmas video twice in one year.

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly Před 4 měsíci +17

      _Technicallyyyy_ the Christmas season doesn't end until Three King's Day on January 6th. So he's right on time! Also, a long Christmas season prevents the post holiday blues 🥰

    • @davisvoelzke8011
      @davisvoelzke8011 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Also orthodox Christmas

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 4 měsíci

      Elaborate

  • @PaddeeBA
    @PaddeeBA Před 4 měsíci +803

    For some reason I kept forgetting we were just watching the ending and thought multiple times these were just insane ways to begin a movie

    • @sseleneable
      @sseleneable Před 4 měsíci +49

      i swear, the first one i tought "wait, they're already togeyther so is she going to break up with him for the true love interest????"

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 Před 2 měsíci +4

      The entire video is actually just about one movie.

    • @LadyBeyondTheWall
      @LadyBeyondTheWall Před 28 dny

      Oh my god, the same thing kept happening to me. I'm glad it wasn't only me! I was like "Jesus christ do I have the worst memory or something??" EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. because I literally just kept forgetting the whole purpose of the video is that it's the end of the movies. 🤦🏻‍♀

  • @orangeygurl1160
    @orangeygurl1160 Před 3 měsíci +37

    Hello! I haven't watched you for a while but I vividly remember binge watching your videos during lockdown (and even before that, actually). In the past year, I was diagnosed with epilepsy and meningitis, which affected my brain (e.g. memory loss, non-comprehension, etc.), and now that it has been 1 year since then, I am slowly adjusting and adapting to my new environment. Then when I saw your video pop up in my recommendation, a burst of nostalgia suddenly hit me. So much so that I can't help but to be emotional. Thank you so much for this video, guy. Happy New Year!!!

  • @TallDood
    @TallDood Před 3 měsíci +46

    Where is my end of the month video Grew Dooden???///?

  • @CaughtonCandy
    @CaughtonCandy Před 4 měsíci +2177

    Conspiracy theory: Seeing as how in these Christmas dog movies, the dog is always the best actor, I'm starting to think that the movies are actually made and directed by dogs. There's no other way to explain the terrible human acting

    • @power_startastic
      @power_startastic Před 4 měsíci +33

      i wonder if the fact the human actors actually know they're acting is bringing them down. the dogs are immersed because.. they don't know better.
      though to be honest, a secret society of dog hollywood is a better idea.

    • @owen-ne8tn
      @owen-ne8tn Před 4 měsíci +3

      666 likes

    • @6Shooter28
      @6Shooter28 Před 4 měsíci +4

      sort of like how the Italian actors in spaghetti westerns always give the most natural performances

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@6Shooter28that is the most unparallel parallel that ever paralleled lol 😉👍

    • @kreakyscoming
      @kreakyscoming Před 4 měsíci

      propaganda

  • @GSvXity
    @GSvXity Před 4 měsíci +4674

    The best part of Christmas is watching drew react to the absolute worst Christmas movies ever conceived

    • @BiasedSportsFan
      @BiasedSportsFan Před 4 měsíci +64

      After Christmas of course

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv Před 4 měsíci +10

      omg my wife is in your pfp

    • @honeybunchesofoats00
      @honeybunchesofoats00 Před 4 měsíci +6

      It's so low effort it makes me feel like shit. He thinks we'll watch anything.. I literally cannot get through this video & now I have to click away before my brain rots from this mush

    • @honeybunchesofoats00
      @honeybunchesofoats00 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Btw I have been a fan for YEARS.. Only recently has this been happening. It's really sad for me, I wanted to grow alongside his channel but it just seems as though I've outgrown this style of content altogether at the ripe age of 23

    • @GSvXity
      @GSvXity Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@Man-ej6uvno pyramid head is my wife

  • @Zyodl
    @Zyodl Před 3 měsíci +28

    oh shit guys the last of the month past and he didnt post a video... i think we're gonna starve

  • @BigOlBoy
    @BigOlBoy Před 3 měsíci +8

    I actually watched a doggone Christmas with my dad a while back. The dog is psychic and a highly trained weapon for some government group. They barely address the psychic part throughout the whole movie it's great

  • @mori5433
    @mori5433 Před 4 měsíci +1575

    Kudos to Drew for somehow finding the 2 Christmas movies with Kristi North out of a complete coincidence

    • @Markeplier23
      @Markeplier23 Před 4 měsíci +95

      I don’t have feeling for Kristi North

    • @noel1626
      @noel1626 Před 4 měsíci +54

      I don't have feelings for Kristi North

    • @ediblelipscrubs9466
      @ediblelipscrubs9466 Před 4 měsíci +44

      I don’t have feelings for Kristi North

    • @isacfxd3163
      @isacfxd3163 Před 4 měsíci +31

      I don't have feelings for Kristi North

    • @tinaphillips1295
      @tinaphillips1295 Před 4 měsíci +34

      3:39 I HAVE FEELINGS FFOR KRISTI NORTH. OK?? And i am fed up w Drew gaslighting us for years!

  • @user-rg9cy7ue8s
    @user-rg9cy7ue8s Před 3 měsíci +11

    Since nobody saying I’ll just say it: the new hair and the 70’s shirt are really working for you Drew. You’re looking good

  • @samyabdelsalam1131
    @samyabdelsalam1131 Před 3 měsíci +18

    Drew hurry up. Next video. Me hungy.

    • @buffy3111
      @buffy3111 Před 3 měsíci +7

      we're so hungry drew

    • @samyabdelsalam1131
      @samyabdelsalam1131 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Drew I even bought another shirt. Please make new video. Pweease. Misghetti, cause i miss it.

  • @joycewible8816
    @joycewible8816 Před 4 měsíci +704

    The hug with the whispering and giggling was absolute torture

    • @jaydee5638
      @jaydee5638 Před 4 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ona512
      @ona512 Před 4 měsíci +42

      ASMR boyfriend misses you (whispering, affirmation. freeform)

  • @HighCountryHigh
    @HighCountryHigh Před 4 měsíci +712

    Drew did the Ninja video just so he could go blonde without everyone questioning it.

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac Před 4 měsíci +32

      He was already blond he’s just blonder now

    • @roseyoung44
      @roseyoung44 Před 4 měsíci +43

      ​@benjisaac go watch a video of his from a year ago and tell me that he's blonde. That man was a brunette

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac Před 4 měsíci +21

      @@roseyoung44 His hair was the same color as mine is now and I’ve been called blond my whole life, that’s just the color natural dirty blond goes when you don’t spend a lot of time in direct sunlight lol

    • @Wischmopp95
      @Wischmopp95 Před 4 měsíci +91

      The fuckboy blonde looks so good on him though

    • @Nuibuddy
      @Nuibuddy Před 4 měsíci +46

      @@benjisaacyou have to be gaslighting us because in no way was drew blonde in his old videos
      Edit: you've been lied to about being blond. You aren't and have never been

  • @etownshawn
    @etownshawn Před 4 měsíci +20

    Anyone else laugh at the dog setting off dynamite? 11:22 that was so violent

  • @beepbeepboopbap
    @beepbeepboopbap Před 3 měsíci +18

    is drew ok? he didnt share a video today and it is the last day of the month 😢

  • @mx.menacing
    @mx.menacing Před 4 měsíci +420

    As a disabled person, I hate the "fixing the disability" trope in movies. It makes it seem like disabled people can't live regular lives, which we can. Disabled people can even be successful! It's just such a harmful trope that continues the stereotype that disabled people:
    1. Hate their disability and want it fixed
    2. That disabilities are "the end of the world"
    It's just sad.
    Edit: I understand that some want to be cured from some of their own disabilities, for example chronic pain. What I'm referring to in this comment are a non-disabled person's "fantasy" about fixing someone else's disability, rather than a disabled person's wish to be rid of it.

    • @watchingu2b
      @watchingu2b Před 4 měsíci +29

      And that it can be fixed with just a wish. :(

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 4 měsíci +32

      And like, this kids 10. He wouldn't ask for the ability to walk, he'd ask for jetboots or something cool he could use instead of not being in a wheelchair

    • @screwyourhandle
      @screwyourhandle Před 4 měsíci +49

      I'm disabled, and I generally agree. But I do hate being disabled and I'd rather be healthy if I had the choice. My life is not regular. It's also not the same with all disabilities. If my autism could be cured with no side effects, I'd have to give it some thought, but if you told me the same thing about my dysautonomia, it would be a no-brainer. If I were in a wheelchair and somebody could fix that with magic, sign me the fuck up.

    • @smrlovr
      @smrlovr Před 4 měsíci +3

      1000%!

    • @xeoney
      @xeoney Před 4 měsíci +25

      It's like they can't even fathom the idea that disabled people can actually be happy, or just want better accessibility.
      Nope, this character WILL be cured and they WILL like it.

  • @thatonegirlie-lz
    @thatonegirlie-lz Před 4 měsíci +6

    The last one made me think the sound effects team were not paid enough

  • @fakename5973
    @fakename5973 Před 3 měsíci +28

    hello your next video is overdue

  • @heirspray5994
    @heirspray5994 Před 4 měsíci +1658

    this is an incredibly small detail but i will always be so thankful that you have fully transcribed captions set for all of your videos instead of the auto-captions; i sometimes have auditory processing issues and it helps so much more than you can imagine!

    • @jossecoupe446
      @jossecoupe446 Před 4 měsíci +133

      Can't fckn believe CZcams got rid of the fan-subtitle feature (unless they went back on that?). I can only assume it meant that way fewer videos now end up getting subs.

    • @madpie5147
      @madpie5147 Před 4 měsíci +87

      also auto captions aren't even available on some videos :/

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie Před 4 měsíci +123

      I also like to eat crunchy food while watching videos. Subtitles are good for everyone!

    • @caitlinhebron1599
      @caitlinhebron1599 Před 4 měsíci +72

      @@jossecoupe446 the fan made subtitles were lowkey a huge problem because there was a lot they couldnt transcribe properly bc of accents or just not getting references etc, as well as wayyyy too many "author notes" added in, so getting rid of the feature WOULD have been fantastic if they created jobs out of captioning

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Před 4 měsíci

      @@caitlinhebron1599 they could just add a rating system or something and remove them if theyre downvoted enough. sponsorblock already has this but for chapters

  • @LilBanbozie
    @LilBanbozie Před 4 měsíci +1386

    It's so incredible to think that Amanda got the job at the company, and is now the CEO of the franchise. Drew must be so proud.

    • @skyhideaway
      @skyhideaway Před 4 měsíci +120

      Drew is so lucky to have such an amazing boyfriend

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 4 měsíci +65

      But now she's about to leave her big city job for small town life with unemployed local boy Drew and no job prospects or accommodation.

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 Před 4 měsíci +35

      What, she's back from Iraq?

    • @thirteenfury
      @thirteenfury Před 4 měsíci +6

      ​@@Random-sk6hmBut she gets to own a Christmas-themed bed and breakfast that no one stays at!

    • @r3dr4te963
      @r3dr4te963 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Ah, so this movie took place at same universe as Neil Breen's movies huh?

  • @beckettlebak
    @beckettlebak Před 3 měsíci +11

    Let’s bring Drew Gooden back in 2024

  • @godofpunder1875
    @godofpunder1875 Před 3 měsíci +13

    Drew you’re late bro. I need a January and February video on my desk by month end.

  • @misteria247
    @misteria247 Před 4 měsíci +599

    The part of "I'm sorry you walked in on me kissing a horse" with Drew dressed up in a cowboy hat made me wheeze I was not expecting that.

    • @nastassjaminson5040
      @nastassjaminson5040 Před 4 měsíci +4

      i replayed it five times it was so funny

    • @Squadia
      @Squadia Před 4 měsíci +2

      Fully laughed out loud at that part

    • @hreg5260
      @hreg5260 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Do you have the timestamp ?

    • @eriiiin
      @eriiiin Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@hreg5260 6:10

    • @clementine127
      @clementine127 Před 4 měsíci

      @@hreg52606:12

  • @aaronlikeboss6152
    @aaronlikeboss6152 Před 4 měsíci +2632

    I feel like if Drew keeps watching these he’s going to transform into a terribly conceived Christmas Icon

    • @themelnova
      @themelnova Před 4 měsíci +54

      will he defrost on 1st November every year like Mariah Carey

    • @aaronlikeboss6152
      @aaronlikeboss6152 Před 4 měsíci +64

      @@themelnova given his track record he’ll defrost on the 27th of December

    • @themelnova
      @themelnova Před 4 měsíci +14

      @@aaronlikeboss6152 ahh to make the sponsorship deadline

    • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
      @-VoDkAsVengeance- Před 4 měsíci +8

      I think it'd be really cool if he actually reviewed Christmas folklore like that. I especially like The Christmas Pickle, one of its origin stories being that two Spanish boys got kidnapped by an innkeeper, put in a pickle barrel, and _just so happened_ to be found by St Nicolas who _just so happened_ to stop in at the same inn. The tradition is that the first person to find the pickle ornament on Christmas morning gets to open the first present of the day.

  • @boopsnoot163
    @boopsnoot163 Před 4 měsíci +24

    Like two years ago on Christmas Eve my sisters and I found this AMAZING low budget Christmas movie, we watched it again this year and it just got better. Its called Santa Girl and has Harper from wizards of waverly place in it! We originally found it on Netflix but it’s only on CZcams right now for feee with ads. 10/10 would recommend watching it Drew

  • @llamafloof8083
    @llamafloof8083 Před 3 měsíci +10

    I can't wait for father to feed us more content

  • @maryellenparmenter9303
    @maryellenparmenter9303 Před 4 měsíci +163

    The grandpa who gifted a FREAKING HUSKY without permission is the true villain. Oof

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 4 měsíci +18

      Those children are going to watch in horror as their new toys are devored

  • @catnumber6967
    @catnumber6967 Před 4 měsíci +1312

    That breathy whispered voiceover was the most uncomfortable movie scene I’ve ever seen & I’ve gone a fair ways down on the disturbing movies iceberg

  • @francisengevik9517
    @francisengevik9517 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Long time since video bro! We miss ya!!

  • @23Raymond
    @23Raymond Před 3 měsíci +13

    Drew it’s time for a new video

  • @JustWowNick
    @JustWowNick Před 4 měsíci +631

    I knew the idea of “watch the last couple of minutes of a terrible movie” was too good for Drew to abandon.

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 Před 4 měsíci +14

      It's genuinely just taking the best part of these movies without wasting your time with the rest

    • @earthtovesna
      @earthtovesna Před 4 měsíci +21

      Who needs context when you can just not have it

    • @FAB13
      @FAB13 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@earthtovesna Absolutely 😂

  • @lpsquestie3495
    @lpsquestie3495 Před 4 měsíci +1438

    OH MY GOODNESS, MY AUNT AND I (BY PROXIMITY) WATCHED THE FIRST MOVIE DURING CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR! Okay the plot is completely wild! The main character is a journalist looking for a story to write about. She decides to write about a valuable nutcracker that was stolen. Her and the love interest whos a treasure hunter find a "valuable" nut cracker and try and piece together the story behind it. Shenanigans ensues and in the end, the mli (main love interest) and the girl find themselves in theatre and are chased by the antagonist with a knife until the police arrive. Also it turns out the nutcracker is worth 25 million dollars. In the end, they give the nutcracker to a lesbian couple for their honeymoon to be put in the museum and the mli and the girl kiss. So just your average hallmark movie

    • @Kasonmoors
      @Kasonmoors Před 4 měsíci +267

      Wait are Hallmark movies allowed to have lesbians in them nowadays? I guess I haven't watched a hallmark movie in a long time.

    • @nah3551
      @nah3551 Před 4 měsíci +149

      That's very funny, considering the nutcracker in the clip is about as crappy and mass produced as it gets. I literally see 100s of that exact nutcracker on shelves every year. I like to think at least one very young child watched this movie, looked at their own nutcracker, and thought for a moment that they might be a millionaire.

    • @crankiemuniz
      @crankiemuniz Před 4 měsíci +159

      Thank you for the plot breakdown and though it was unintentional, "jutcracker" really sent me. No idea why, but I loved it

    • @gaj30
      @gaj30 Před 4 měsíci +89

      @@crankiemunizglad to know i’m not alone in how i feel about jutcracker

    • @Natalie-hg3gh
      @Natalie-hg3gh Před 4 měsíci +8

      WHAT

  • @Zaanse_Mayo
    @Zaanse_Mayo Před 4 měsíci +7

    Hey Drew, I wanted to congratulate you on getting the job at the company during Christmas. Shame your dog exploded but you know how Mondays can be

  • @depines511
    @depines511 Před 4 měsíci +178

    finding out that hallmark movies pays well, have healthy work environment and keep the actors have steady jobs for atleast few movies, i cant really make fun of it as much as before

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 Před 4 měsíci +48

      genuinely a dream job of mine is hallmark acting. like steady income, good environment, and a few good minutes in the spotlight with an acting career, yet without the stress and havoc of an actual big acting career and fame yk ?? what’s not to enjoy !

  • @chaoscrab
    @chaoscrab Před 4 měsíci +513

    I can't believe you moved on from that kid being cured by santa so quickly, I was flabbergasted

    • @chrisdonnell7200
      @chrisdonnell7200 Před 4 měsíci +76

      That sort of thing in movies is so funny to me, because it implies that the person could easily cure debilitating illness/injury but just... doesn't most of the time

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@chrisdonnell7200Santa only cures those he decides are worthy

  • @double_di_925
    @double_di_925 Před 4 měsíci +4

    3:18
    "Drive out here on your face?"

  • @Real_Micah_Bell
    @Real_Micah_Bell Před 3 měsíci +3

    4:14 this sound effect doesn’t come up to often but it’s always on point when it does

  • @NewbCh8surr
    @NewbCh8surr Před 4 měsíci +356

    Thanks Drew. I look forward to these Christmas videos every January

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I hate to break it to you, but it’s still December.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@rachelcookie321 He asked mall Santa for a Time Machine

  • @stardustluv666
    @stardustluv666 Před 4 měsíci +84

    “If you love someone, doesn’t that make them your boyfriend?” wow family reunions must be _real_ awkward in that family-

  • @isacfxd3163
    @isacfxd3163 Před 4 měsíci +10

    14:27 DID THEY PUT DOWN THE DOG

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ Před 3 měsíci +4

    when i first started this video i was half asleep and instead of “are you defacing the beam” i heard “are you defacing the bean” and damn that would’ve been even funnier

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Před 3 měsíci +2

      I thought it was bean until reading this comment

  • @youngwang97
    @youngwang97 Před 4 měsíci +396

    I'm glad telling Amanda she's Drew's boyfriend is as important as telling her Scooby's in the future

  • @nahin2974
    @nahin2974 Před 4 měsíci +670

    I love how even after growing up drew never really left his teenage habit of watching endings of random movies with his friend, but this time it's with us. And I'm glad that we're lucky to be a part of it

    • @Manigeitora
      @Manigeitora Před 4 měsíci +3

      He's inspired me to start doing the same, but with horror movies instead of Christmas movies

  • @el-zs4mh
    @el-zs4mh Před 4 měsíci +6

    i love drew’s post-christmas christmas videos it keeps the spirit alive

  • @vadamoser3376
    @vadamoser3376 Před 4 měsíci +4

    this video inspired me to look into apparently the plethora of christmas movies both produced by and/or starring vivica a. fox and i stumbled upon two, "a husband for christmas" and "a christmas cruise" that both star vivica a. fox as the lead. and the pictures featured on google for both movies have the same stock photo of vivica next to her male counterpart. the exact same photo.

  • @richardderatte6672
    @richardderatte6672 Před 4 měsíci +246

    I just had surgery on my face yesterday and when the men in the hospital scene turned out to be ghosts and faded away I laughed so hard I thought I was going to tear my face open and become a ghost myself.

    • @amyhughes2149
      @amyhughes2149 Před 4 měsíci +32

      I missed the word "scene" in your comment an was under the impression that you were being visited by ghostly apparitions eerily similar to those in the movie and that's what you found funny. Get well soon btw!

    • @dragonrider99
      @dragonrider99 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Hope you heal quickly! ❤

    • @NickyNicest
      @NickyNicest Před 4 měsíci +2

      Dammit Jerry

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Get well soon 💜

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez Před 4 měsíci +381

    The woman from kill bill is in so many horrible low budget movie and I feel so bad for her because she clearly can act, but movies like this have such bad direction and scripts.

    • @fb2732
      @fb2732 Před 4 měsíci +33

      It seems that Vivica doesn't seem to care. She gets her bag anyway

    • @capablanc
      @capablanc Před 4 měsíci +19

      Saw her in a crappy Cool Cat film lmao. All those Hollywooders know eachother.

    • @indigo8036
      @indigo8036 Před 4 měsíci +6

      ​@@capablancthere he is!

    • @firstdyad2678
      @firstdyad2678 Před 4 měsíci +15

      The fact that she was in two sharknado movies is insane

    • @I_Cypher
      @I_Cypher Před 4 měsíci +7

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@capablancI remember watching that in a club at college where we only watched bad movies and I was so surprised to see her in Cool Cat. I immediately wanted to ask her why on earth did you do this movie because it seemed so beneath her.
      Perhaps she is a true thespian, A real woman of the craft. She’s always gone the independent route, it’s just that she bagged a few good roles in films with good actors to carry it.

  • @Fanaro
    @Fanaro Před 4 měsíci +13

    1:10 "I wanted someone to deface my beam."

  • @MagsJaz
    @MagsJaz Před měsícem +1

    i like the fact that so many bad, low budget movies always have a scene where there is just an unrecognisable line. Like the 2050 movie and the tony hawk movie. And now drew discovered his own little one 🥺🦶

  • @Marvelfan-tf9oy
    @Marvelfan-tf9oy Před 4 měsíci +1366

    You know it’s a good day when drew and Danny post on the same day

  • @kgaz845
    @kgaz845 Před 4 měsíci +792

    drew not even mentioning joey diaz at all is a tragedy. He carried that movie with his acting.

    • @janemoon3951
      @janemoon3951 Před 4 měsíci +23

      And Dean Cain AKA Superman

    • @jaybowler3121
      @jaybowler3121 Před 4 měsíci +12

      Came here to say this exact thing

    • @CharlieKling7
      @CharlieKling7 Před 4 měsíci +7

      The comment I was looking for

    • @pozcreative9480
      @pozcreative9480 Před 4 měsíci +8

      That caught me off guard

    • @FeiFongWang
      @FeiFongWang Před 4 měsíci +25

      Joey hasn't had such an impactful role since being the "You ok bud?" random New Yorker in Spiderman 2. Inspirational.

  • @mirzaomerika5721
    @mirzaomerika5721 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I was suggested one of your videos few days ago, and I watched some of your old videos, and they are all awesome, very funny content man!

  • @adelaidedracomalfoy8300
    @adelaidedracomalfoy8300 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Alright, I didn't see anyone talking about 6:43 but I laughed so hard my cat came in to check on me. So is my sense of humor broken for literally snorting at "Hey Amanda, you're my boyfriend now!"

  • @hgracez
    @hgracez Před 4 měsíci +448

    I love to think Amanda is always home and hears these really unhinged comments Drew makes to her

  • @snazzysparkles2773
    @snazzysparkles2773 Před 4 měsíci +122

    12:56 I feel like that’s not the STRANGEST name in the credits there, Drew
    It must of been a pretty good movie if he returned from his hiatus of being dead to provide some original art

  • @izzytepe
    @izzytepe Před 2 měsíci +2

    i was BAFFLED at why i didn't remember watching this video because i watch every single one of drew's videos as they come out. then i realized this was posted 3 days after my tonsillectomy. and apparently the percocet did NOT retain my memory

  • @Woodsorrel_tea
    @Woodsorrel_tea Před 4 měsíci +7

    4:46 wait pause- isn’t that the hospital where I was born???
    Google search confirmed. It is. Of all the angles they could have picked that sure is a weird one.

  • @garfled
    @garfled Před 4 měsíci +762

    i wish i could get to the ending of this terrible christmas video

    • @youtubedottcom
      @youtubedottcom Před 4 měsíci +129

      didn’t make the pin, huh?

    • @garfled
      @garfled Před 4 měsíci +161

      @@youtubedottcom someday 💔

    • @doom3798
      @doom3798 Před 4 měsíci +32

      nice try

    • @bearza_
      @bearza_ Před 4 měsíci +35

      i wish i could get to the end of this terrible comment (i’m illiterate

    • @idamay4590
      @idamay4590 Před 4 měsíci +12

      bro did not make the pin

  • @doogles.
    @doogles. Před 4 měsíci +557

    it will be a sad day when drew runs out of bad christmas movies to complain about. . . if that ever happens

    • @slimshead8100
      @slimshead8100 Před 4 měsíci +47

      Not with how many Hallmark alone dishes out every year. Lol.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 Před 4 měsíci +13

      He could always try bad Christmas musicals - Babes in Toyland '86, Christmas is Here Again, Saving Santa, the GoodTimes Rudolph movies...

    • @byYOU96
      @byYOU96 Před 4 měsíci +2

      it wont

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest Před 4 měsíci +1

      don't worry, it won't

    • @earthtovesna
      @earthtovesna Před 4 měsíci

      Thousands come out every year, I dont think you need to worrya

  • @allysstuff
    @allysstuff Před 3 měsíci +9

    drew post right neow

  • @joogs4462
    @joogs4462 Před 3 měsíci +7

    i miss you

  • @carola.570
    @carola.570 Před 4 měsíci +219

    Drews hair looks so good! Imagine if it was like blue?? That'd be so embarrassing.

  • @assdan27
    @assdan27 Před 4 měsíci +200

    The dog blowing up a barn with absolutely zero context broke me. "I've got a plan guys!" *fucking explodes*

  • @genesishale7523
    @genesishale7523 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I don’t even care about Christmas but I look forward to your Christmas videos every year I love them so much 🥺

  • @yoongiyuu3086
    @yoongiyuu3086 Před 4 měsíci +1

    obsessed with the fact that every time you do one of these videos there’s at least one movie i saw in my childhood on the Ion channel 3:05

  • @heyzelarosaaponte2471
    @heyzelarosaaponte2471 Před 4 měsíci +362

    Drew recognizing Jerry (Gary, Larry, Terry) from Parks&Rec made me wayyy happier than it should’ve

  • @dudeoninternetiguess
    @dudeoninternetiguess Před 4 měsíci +173

    12:58 I can’t believe Leonardo Da Vinci came back to give them some music! So heartwarming to see such a big artist support a small film! ☺️☺️

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN Před 3 měsíci +8

      The movie was so bad that they didn’t use their real names.

  • @Faith_Soprano
    @Faith_Soprano Před 4 měsíci +2

    The Christmas Coupon scene reminds me of this one TV show my mother watches sometimes. Don't ask me what it is, I honestly don't know. The whole show is voiced over in post. I don't know why. The actors seem to be speaking the same language, it's not like it's translated and voiced over, they just film and record audio separately for some reason, and they never, ever match exactly. It's so uncomfortable to watch, it makes me itchy.

  • @kiwwykeen5305
    @kiwwykeen5305 Před 4 měsíci

    this is a spectacular concept, i adore the chaos

  • @harucat543
    @harucat543 Před 4 měsíci +58

    16:19 you don’t know how much i laughed at this omg WHAT IS THIS PHAHAHAHSHHDHD

  • @thisisdylangreenberg
    @thisisdylangreenberg Před 4 měsíci +301

    FYI A Doggone Christmas was probably not originally made for the Family Central CZcams channel - it was directed by Jim Wynorski, who has over 107 directors credits to his name, most notably “Chopping Mall”. He’s known for producing movies incredibly fast, there is a documentary on him called Popatopolis that follows him directing an entire feature film starring Stormy Daniels in three days.

    • @strwbry23
      @strwbry23 Před 4 měsíci +20

      That’s so wild because I had a “this movie sounds terrible” horror movie marathon back in October and Chopping Mall was one of them

    • @thisisdylangreenberg
      @thisisdylangreenberg Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@strwbry23 yeah he directed that and about 50 + other movies for Roger Corman.

    • @HorizzonCS
      @HorizzonCS Před 4 měsíci

      I love chopping mall

    • @janpul1590
      @janpul1590 Před 4 měsíci +2

      It looks like Joey Diaz is playing in it

  • @maddieb_99
    @maddieb_99 Před 4 měsíci +2

    my mom loves watching bad christmas movies, particularly hallmark movies, but also the occasional lifetime movie, and "2nd chance at christmas" is basically like a christmas carol but if scrooge was kelly clarkson

  • @Real_Micah_Bell
    @Real_Micah_Bell Před 3 měsíci

    CONGRATS ON 150 VIDEOS

  • @jakce1
    @jakce1 Před 4 měsíci +191

    I'm not entirely sure that Drew didn't just make these movies himself and sneakily trying to promote them.

  • @haydencoppola1798
    @haydencoppola1798 Před 4 měsíci +426

    Drew you won’t see this but I had the worst food poisoning of my life and your videos helped me through it. Thank you for your service

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie Před 4 měsíci +21

      Poor you! Having food poisoning changes a person because it's just so damn terrible. Suddenly you become so much more careful about anything that you eat.

    • @dedusmuln
      @dedusmuln Před 4 měsíci +35

      im not drew but i saw this. godspeed soldier

    • @haphuongnguyen3358
      @haphuongnguyen3358 Před 4 měsíci +19

      Was it from Hello Fresh???

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 Před 4 měsíci +10

      Food poisoning is the worst! One time, I got food poisoning on my birthday, and to this day, I still can’t trust the pasta from my college’s dining hall.

    • @lid2966
      @lid2966 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Feel better