WELL THAT DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED... | The Forest

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  • čas přidán 15. 12. 2020
  • It's safe to say that we are the undisputed kings of the island in The Forest. Except when we attempt an all-out attack on the enemy...
    EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
    WADE ► / lordminion777
    BOB ► / muyskerm
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  • @Uskiddle
    @Uskiddle Před 3 lety +4812

    Mark: *Throws body on fire*
    Also Mark: “We really are making this place a home :)”

    • @alisonimlost378
      @alisonimlost378 Před 3 lety +3

      hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

    • @Pyrodragon3993
      @Pyrodragon3993 Před 3 lety +33

      Just like the good ol' days cooking with pa!

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 Před 3 lety +30

      You don't have a bonfire fueled by the bodies of your enemies at home?

    • @koopaking6148
      @koopaking6148 Před 3 lety +11

      It's never home until you kill the neighbors and burn the evidence in your massive furnace...

    • @theannilators7479
      @theannilators7479 Před 3 lety +3

      Well if he didn't do that then the body would have attracted more cannibals, and then it would be their home not Mark's

  • @hunterwaltz1996
    @hunterwaltz1996 Před 3 lety +2719

    Mark: “Can I throw this corpse out of the house?”
    Wade: “Which one?”

    • @silvergamer7250
      @silvergamer7250 Před 3 lety +21

      Mark starts the forest
      Captain sauce: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @lyn_jae
      @lyn_jae Před 3 lety +33

      Imagine walking in the woods and hearing that from inside a cluster of trees ಥ∀ಥ

    • @maddkidd
      @maddkidd Před 3 lety +2

      wait i just realized i took ur comment im sorry-

    • @LuisMartinez-ub6nz
      @LuisMartinez-ub6nz Před 3 lety +2

      Your pfp matches your comment

    • @diablogaming6218
      @diablogaming6218 Před 3 lety +4

      To be continued....

  • @leahsmith1141
    @leahsmith1141 Před 3 lety +3202

    I love how they went from happy log collectors to absolute blood knights wearing their enemies bones in like 3 days

    • @renaldohanna565
      @renaldohanna565 Před 3 lety +69

      What do you mean, they work for Khorne. Blood for the Blood god skulls for the skull throne

    • @Unknown_crusader
      @Unknown_crusader Před 2 lety +12

      Lol yeah

    • @krabkrab_
      @krabkrab_ Před 2 lety +19

      me in minecraft

    • @quitkid8727
      @quitkid8727 Před rokem +28

      Basically lord of the flies

    • @ladymantis
      @ladymantis Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@quitkid8727I love this reference. 😂

  • @nightsedge6182
    @nightsedge6182 Před 3 lety +4532

    Markiplier: *sees cannibals*
    The cannibals: Why do we hear boss music?

    • @Amokra
      @Amokra Před 2 lety +114

      Mark: RiP aNd TaEr
      Bob: oh look I have bone armor
      Wade: It's wabbit season rrruuunnn

    • @pmac_attack_7199
      @pmac_attack_7199 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Amokra wtf is that spelling

    • @thedescendedangel
      @thedescendedangel Před 2 lety +4

      *cocks slingshot with malicious intent*

    • @pikawolf2894
      @pikawolf2894 Před 2 lety +10

      I laughed so hard I almost choked to death on air!!

    • @helixsol7171
      @helixsol7171 Před 2 lety +9

      @@pmac_attack_7199
      It's called meme

  • @stacia2016
    @stacia2016 Před 3 lety +12030

    Picture this: Mark sitting on his bone throne, eyes glued to the fire as he burns the disassembled corpses of his enemies. His body is armored with the bones of their brethren and lizards' scales. In his right hand rests his bloodied club, always eager for another battle. He stretches out the fingers of the hand opposite his weapon, and a small bird gently perches upon them, unaware of the war he wages. For a single moment, he is at peace.

    • @sketchy7389
      @sketchy7389 Před 3 lety +1097

      This is my new favourite book

    • @stacia2016
      @stacia2016 Před 3 lety +316

      @@sketchy7389 🤣 thanks

    • @nephele8205
      @nephele8205 Před 3 lety +545

      that sounds strangely poetic lmao

    • @Deconstruction_Administrator
      @Deconstruction_Administrator Před 3 lety +612

      you missed the line about his ever deadly slingshot at his hip.

    • @stacia2016
      @stacia2016 Před 3 lety +336

      @@Deconstruction_Administrator you know what. You right.

  • @H1PP1E88
    @H1PP1E88 Před 3 lety +4562

    *"LEG BONES ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE"*
    *"WHILE BOB NIBBLES AT THE TOES"*
    this song will be available on spotify, as well as "the bone song" and "body fire."

    • @itachi112059
      @itachi112059 Před 3 lety +118

      Hellish carols being sung by a choir
      And folks dressed up like cannibals

    • @imbles2112
      @imbles2112 Před 3 lety +11

      LMAO

    • @itachi112059
      @itachi112059 Před 3 lety +100

      Everybody knows a leg served with some mistletoe
      Help to make the forest bright
      Tiny tots takin from the plane
      Will find it hard to sleep tonight

    • @Diamondslender7
      @Diamondslender7 Před 3 lety +6

      LMAO

    • @itachi112059
      @itachi112059 Před 3 lety +71

      They know that Mark on his way
      He's loaded lots of rocks and bones on his sleigh
      And every cannibal is gonna spy
      To see if mark and frainds are gonna die

  • @kiWi-zv8vr
    @kiWi-zv8vr Před 3 lety +4678

    bob and mark: making water skins and killing cannibals
    wade: wabbit season

  • @BronzeTheCat
    @BronzeTheCat Před 3 lety +4403

    Wade: "I was just chasing a rabbit and ended up in Hell twice."
    *That's basically Bugs Bunny*

  • @Aquitanic
    @Aquitanic Před 3 lety +2007

    "I was chasing a rabbit and ended up in hell twice."
    That's a new sentence right there.

  • @extremelyboredtatsumaki.495
    @extremelyboredtatsumaki.495 Před 3 lety +3519

    *This time, on The Forest: Mark kills a man with a rock, Bob offers a human skull as breakfast and Wade is also there.*

    • @rat8028
      @rat8028 Před 3 lety +97

      *"and wade is also there"*

    • @JinxedEcho444
      @JinxedEcho444 Před 3 lety +53

      Wade is there
      BUT WHERES SEASON 92?
      I WANT MORE OF THE WADE ARC

    • @sinisterwall9714
      @sinisterwall9714 Před 3 lety +7

      Great reference.

    • @Kekedekes
      @Kekedekes Před 3 lety +39

      Watching Wade’s point of view is like a whole different game 😆

    • @danielf.285
      @danielf.285 Před 3 lety +28

      i read that in jeremy clarksons voice when when he narrates the start of top gear

  • @justdelta2335
    @justdelta2335 Před 3 lety +2130

    Bob and Wade: * fighting for their lives *
    Mark: *Throwing cannibals around like pillows and tearing limbs off with ease*

  • @dillonhaynes6427
    @dillonhaynes6427 Před 3 lety +2192

    Bob- "There's so many of them!"
    Wade- " I need their *BONES* "
    Proof the immersion of this game is working

  • @kinglybuzzard5290
    @kinglybuzzard5290 Před 3 lety +6362

    The cannibals sending in their best warrior:
    Mark: IM NOT STRANDED HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE STRANDED HERE WITH ME

    • @TheTrytix
      @TheTrytix Před 3 lety +278

      Mark: "I'm not trapped in a canyon full of cannibals, you are all trapped in here with ME!"

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 Před 3 lety +280

      ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 Před 3 lety +161

      and then he proceeds to continue beating down other smaller ones

    • @3twee353
      @3twee353 Před 3 lety +152

      Not going to lie... I think Mark is going to be the only cannibal on the island by the end of this series. Everything else will be either dead or will be hunted by him, including Bob and Wade.

    • @michellekidd1933
      @michellekidd1933 Před 3 lety +133

      Mark: “call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me.”

  • @DoritoBurrito77
    @DoritoBurrito77 Před 3 lety +11586

    I love how their plane crashed in the woods like 2 days ago and they're already eating other people and wearing their bones

  • @fableshearth2457
    @fableshearth2457 Před 3 lety +3089

    Mark: *carrying a dead cannibal on his back:* Let me tell you about delicious food.
    The cannibals: could this man be one of our people?

  • @beegobzzz2834
    @beegobzzz2834 Před 3 lety +1627

    mark basically:
    "call an ambulance! buT NOT FOR ME!"

  • @thedemogorgon1375
    @thedemogorgon1375 Před 3 lety +2999

    The Cannibals: We are going to kill and eat you
    Mark: *Uno reverse card*

    • @polydullmemes3497
      @polydullmemes3497 Před 3 lety +13

      cannibals: K

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 Před 3 lety +10

      *Proceeds to eat them*

    • @gael5615
      @gael5615 Před 3 lety +28

      @[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! By the holy church I send you to hell

    • @ScruffyGD
      @ScruffyGD Před 3 lety +2

      @[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! what the fuck does that even mean

    • @DeliciousHam69
      @DeliciousHam69 Před 3 lety +4

      guys its a bot ffs

  • @WTH13SERIOUSLY
    @WTH13SERIOUSLY Před 3 lety +7884

    I love how they built their base in one of the LOWEST danger areas in the entire game seemingly on accident. Seriously the spot they built is notoriously safe. The traps are more danger than the cannibals honestly lol.

    • @vandalol1775
      @vandalol1775 Před 3 lety +1178

      honestly they’re more of a danger to themselves LOL

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 Před 3 lety +1032

      Not only do the have a big cliff behind them wich will prevent enemies from attacking from behind but also have a big river in left and front and have infinite rocks these guys are the luckiest

    • @codylikes_fishing1461
      @codylikes_fishing1461 Před 3 lety +302

      Its a safe place other than the amrsys and Virginias that spawn close to them😂

    • @Vlad-mt7hu
      @Vlad-mt7hu Před 3 lety +191

      @@codylikes_fishing1461 I can’t wait until that happens.

    • @DanielGomez-ge1ln
      @DanielGomez-ge1ln Před 3 lety +214

      Me and my friends built one in a patrol route, we had fights everyday🤣

  • @lullabyjacki468
    @lullabyjacki468 Před 3 lety +1007

    I expect 'The Forest' album out soon then.
    Featuring such classics as 'The Bone Song' and 'Normal Things to do'

  • @noelminor3599
    @noelminor3599 Před 3 lety +712

    Bob and wade: *in an intense battle with many cannibals*
    Mark: *sprinting away with a dead body screaming about bones*

    • @Amokra
      @Amokra Před 2 lety +17

      actually he is running off with his new girlfriend to take her to hang out at the campfire O.o

  • @mateomarmin4740
    @mateomarmin4740 Před 3 lety +4062

    I like how Mark's just casually slaying all in his path and just generally being their best warrior

    • @Retard350
      @Retard350 Před 3 lety +95

      The next episode will make you change your mind. Keep an eye on Bob when it comes

    • @blaze_unleashed7286
      @blaze_unleashed7286 Před 3 lety +33

      (and best craftsman)

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 Před 3 lety +65

      So, what class is Wade? Mark's fighter, Bob's barbarian... Waaaaaade's... I don't really know yet.

    • @FandomChronicle
      @FandomChronicle Před 3 lety +62

      @@matthewyeldig4608 Wade's probably support or range

    • @MelloriNoMori
      @MelloriNoMori Před 3 lety +58

      Nah, Mark strikes me as a double class of Warrior and Bard. Boost charisma and fights with skill.

  • @cactus.dan.flower
    @cactus.dan.flower Před 3 lety +10556

    This series is just
    Mark: hunting
    Bob: (the) builder
    Wade: being directionally challenged

  • @ana_banana8748
    @ana_banana8748 Před 3 lety +308

    Mark is on his third melon bar, Amy will realize putting it in his recording room freezer was a mistake when she sees they’re all gone by the end of the day 😭

  • @trinitypagan2132
    @trinitypagan2132 Před 3 lety +546

    Nobody:
    Mark every episode of the series: Melon Bar

  • @airplanenut89
    @airplanenut89 Před 3 lety +2762

    Chieftain one shots wade.
    Markiplier: "Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

    • @bishopbrink7149
      @bishopbrink7149 Před 3 lety +38

      It was

    • @steviemaster
      @steviemaster Před 3 lety +168

      wade and bob: "omg this dude is BIG"
      wade: *gets downed to him*
      Mark: *completely demolishes that dude*
      also Mark: "hey i wanna keep him as a souvenir is that okay guys?"
      The biggest threat in those woods is mark. Gees

    • @airplanenut89
      @airplanenut89 Před 3 lety +83

      @@steviemaster It's always funny when Mark looks like the biggest fool in the bunch, then just goes full beast mode.

    • @steviemaster
      @steviemaster Před 3 lety +55

      @@airplanenut89 ohhhhh indeed it is
      he's just hiding his true power with that "haha mark go brr" facade
      but both are equally nice to look at! :D

    • @rhawkas2637
      @rhawkas2637 Před 3 lety +36

      @@airplanenut89 Bad guys see Mark and go "Pfft. He's no threat. Save that idiot for last." And then it all goes terribly wrong for them. XD

  • @Franz0818
    @Franz0818 Před 3 lety +2002

    Cannibals: *”flanks on mark”*
    Mark: *”Dark soul bosses theme intensifies”*

    • @gingermcgingin1733
      @gingermcgingin1733 Před 3 lety +32

      @Miguel Messina Well he *is* King of the Squirrels, & squirrels live in forests, so he's reconquering this island for his people.

    • @dont512
      @dont512 Před 3 lety +4

      Don't read my profile picture😊😊

    • @reej1640
      @reej1640 Před 3 lety +11

      Don't worry it's too small & I'm blind

    • @tatotatoo5404
      @tatotatoo5404 Před 3 lety +7

      @@dont512 no clout 4 u

    • @knightmarespawn2690
      @knightmarespawn2690 Před 3 lety +6

      Insert Vordt of the Boreal Valley theme.

  • @hannahpicka
    @hannahpicka Před 3 lety +217

    "I'm gonna get a POPSICKLE you think about what's wrong with you"
    *LIXIAN REMEMBERS THAT*

  • @kaitlyndoucet2151
    @kaitlyndoucet2151 Před 3 lety +478

    Wade out of context:
    “I *need* to kill something”
    “I’m having a horrible time out here.”
    “I can’t kill anything!” *sob*

  • @joeligma8260
    @joeligma8260 Před 3 lety +584

    "What about the cave?"
    "We'll get it next time"
    'Last online 6 years ago'

    • @alisonimlost378
      @alisonimlost378 Před 3 lety +1

      hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

    • @niknakeatpie
      @niknakeatpie Před 3 lety +23

      @@alisonimlost378 how bout no

    • @AcelJean
      @AcelJean Před 3 lety +5

      They just made another one on twitch. You can't make this stupid joke.

    • @SleepyOcto
      @SleepyOcto Před 3 lety +36

      @@AcelJean He totally can make that joke, mark has a long fucking history of just up and abandoning playthroughs especially with other people.

    • @din0charlie799
      @din0charlie799 Před 3 lety

      He did the same thing with raft

  • @amanda3403
    @amanda3403 Před 3 lety +1842

    *kills a dude*
    Mark: “here’s a gift”

    • @hildcit
      @hildcit Před 3 lety +33

      Amanda he’s like a cat, but instead of dead birds and mice, he drops people

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt Před 3 lety +4

      Q: What kind of button won't unbutton?
      A: A bellybutton

    • @amanda3403
      @amanda3403 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hildcit ahaha yesss

    • @alisonimlost378
      @alisonimlost378 Před 3 lety

      hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

    • @mastergamerboi3780
      @mastergamerboi3780 Před 3 lety

      Which one is the original there's 2

  • @blumpet6250
    @blumpet6250 Před 3 lety +237

    "What is wrong with you??"
    *Mark asks right after dismembering someone*

  • @PhoenixBorealis
    @PhoenixBorealis Před 3 lety +523

    This is some real Lord of the Flies shit, this is.

    • @Jinx_Cats
      @Jinx_Cats Před 3 lety +7

      Is you sister named aurora….
      Borealis

  • @yphoenix5957
    @yphoenix5957 Před 3 lety +8057

    The Chiefton simply one-shots you on hard mode, yet Mark literally pulled a David vs. Goliath move with two slingshots lmao

    • @supermellow1x265
      @supermellow1x265 Před 3 lety +1082

      "He didn't even fuck around, he just found out" - a meme

    • @cloverateuwu3302
      @cloverateuwu3302 Před 3 lety +275

      Mark kited thatt chiefton so good

    • @gmp4483
      @gmp4483 Před 3 lety +289

      @@dont512 please perish

    • @jaeh2070
      @jaeh2070 Před 3 lety +46

      @@dont512 not gonna lie I kinda like how you led me across the world to subscribe.

    • @meandcharadreemurr7121
      @meandcharadreemurr7121 Před 3 lety +18

      @@dont512 the way you led me all around the world was actually pretty fun

  • @rlharveson
    @rlharveson Před 3 lety +8561

    Wade: "IT'S AN AMBUSH, A BAD ONE!"
    Mark: "Define a good one."
    Me: *"Happy birthday-"*

  • @brambi455
    @brambi455 Před 3 lety +213

    Mark’s inner heehoo comes out to aid him in destroying the locals in hand to hand combat.

  • @StillEldritch
    @StillEldritch Před 3 lety +85

    18:12 Mark coming into the battle like "The slayer has entered the facility."

  • @suckondeeznutskaeya
    @suckondeeznutskaeya Před 3 lety +5181

    Wade: "Oh they're afraid of this river, they do not wanna cross it"
    *Says the man who drowned last episode*

    • @ACHILLES8887
      @ACHILLES8887 Před 3 lety +126

      Wade is, after all, the drowning man.

    • @Wildy333
      @Wildy333 Před 3 lety +96

      He probably should've waded.

    • @silverspectre69
      @silverspectre69 Před 3 lety +33

      @@Wildy333 good one.

    • @uh4055
      @uh4055 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Wildy333 lmao

    • @Capri893
      @Capri893 Před 2 lety +12

      he drowned in a tiny puddle

  • @pogdogb394
    @pogdogb394 Před 3 lety +435

    Just incase people want to listen to the bopping jingles again
    16:29 “The Bone Song”
    20:40 “Body Fire”

  • @pog6625
    @pog6625 Před 3 lety +161

    Mark : "Full armor, Deluxos-"
    Wade : "I.. Have nothing-"
    Mark : *"This is going great!"*

    • @Amokra
      @Amokra Před 2 lety +2

      Mark: RiP aNd TaEr
      Bob: oh look I have bone armor
      Wade: It's wabbit season rrruuunnn

  • @jvseventeen
    @jvseventeen Před 2 lety +86

    "Body fire, this is a perfectly normal thing to do"
    Technically, in a post apocalyptic environment where cannibals roam freely, I would think burning bodies would actually be the normal/correct thing to do.
    It would eliminate the need to bury bodies, thus conserving strength/tools/food. Buried bodies can poison water supplies (if your water doesn't exclusively come from turtle shells that is). It would reduce germs/bugs from the dead and possibly prevent infection by whatever turned these people feral. I mean... it just makes sense.

    • @ren82
      @ren82 Před 2 lety +1

      How and where did you find that out?

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen Před 2 lety +4

      @@ren82 I just watch way too much Criminal Minds and play a lot of post-apocalyptic games lol

    • @ren82
      @ren82 Před 2 lety

      @@jvseventeen Oh I see

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen Před 2 lety +5

      @@ren82 lol yea its mostly just a theory based on what little knowledge I have of how bodies decay and how ground contamination and germs work. Plus I'm lazy so I just wouldn't want to dig to bury bodies in that situation, and definitely wouldn't want to drag them off, but if they're near your base, it's a bad idea to just leave them there (attracting cannibals or wild animals, disease, the smell..). Easiest way to dispose of them would be a fire. It doesn't have to be hot enough to burn the bones like a crematorium, just hot enough to burn away any contamination and kill off the disease/bacteria present in the bodies.

    • @ren82
      @ren82 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jvseventeen I see but what about the smoke? Wouldn’t that also attract cannibals?

  • @mehrlolepoot6791
    @mehrlolepoot6791 Před 3 lety +1374

    “Woah, you get a lot of bones when cooking an entire human” -Bob (2020)

  • @darwinrodriguez5485
    @darwinrodriguez5485 Před 3 lety +1117

    The Unus Annus Training Camp is really paying off for Mark XD

  • @fruityfrostenlo
    @fruityfrostenlo Před rokem +37

    mark: defeats the hardest herd member
    also mark: takes more damage against a weaker herd member
    19:40

  • @dumbazzearrapemusic5565
    @dumbazzearrapemusic5565 Před 2 lety +64

    Mark: tomorrow we bring battle to our enemies
    The video title: WELL THAT DIDNT GO AS PLANED

  • @gabryelsearcy6164
    @gabryelsearcy6164 Před 3 lety +878

    Cannibal: *goes in water*
    Everyone who plays the forest: wait. that’s illegal

    • @lumine4132
      @lumine4132 Před 3 lety +12

      Same with skyrim

    • @gabrielseth9851
      @gabrielseth9851 Před 3 lety +20

      @@lumine4132 In skyrim they go in the water. The problem is them leaving it

    • @_feint_8632
      @_feint_8632 Před 3 lety +2

      but why they don't go in water? is there any explanation to it?

    • @zomaimee2.056
      @zomaimee2.056 Před 3 lety +30

      @@_feint_8632, I believe when you put on the red paint to imitate them, water takes it off. So it’s considered “illegal” to them because it wipes off what is keeping them alive among eachother.

    • @dylannecros3636
      @dylannecros3636 Před 3 lety +4

      @@_feint_8632 they can't swim?

  • @lynn2691
    @lynn2691 Před 3 lety +5274

    my brain automatically hears “previously on.. RAFT”

  • @ObliviousNaz
    @ObliviousNaz Před 3 lety +81

    Mark: "SlingShot is like super op, it only takes 2 hit to kill them"
    [Proceeds to still use Skull axe]

  • @TrueRedditTales.
    @TrueRedditTales. Před 3 lety +82

    "The entire episode is mark eating *popsicles* over and over"

  • @D3LTA48
    @D3LTA48 Před 3 lety +251

    Jingles this Episode:
    16:27 Wade's "The Bone Song!"
    20:35 Bob's "This is Normal"

  • @meestersoupcan
    @meestersoupcan Před 3 lety +1880

    I love how anytime mark has all of their headshots in a thumbnail, he looks like he just stubbed his toe, bob saw a giant spider on his ceiling, and wade wants to take you out on a steak dinner, but is socially awkward about it.

  • @paigebormann4617
    @paigebormann4617 Před 3 lety +106

    They had just finished singing the bone song and an ad popped up saying "do you hate bones"

    • @mildlymarvelous
      @mildlymarvelous Před 3 lety +6

      What even is the context for this ad??? Boneless wings?

    • @ImpurityFalls
      @ImpurityFalls Před 3 lety +5

      @@mildlymarvelous I sure as hell hope so, either that or wade is on the hunt...

    • @khaosB47
      @khaosB47 Před 2 lety +3

      The bone haters have launched their propaganda campaign

    • @somebody-fz6zm
      @somebody-fz6zm Před měsícem

      Some ppl live the same life as me........

  • @mcfeddle
    @mcfeddle Před rokem +72

    Slings and Slingshots were basically the guns of the ancient times, from effectiveness to how they were used. They predate the Bow and Arrow and, as The Forest displays, are very lethal weapons.

  • @leci-d5503
    @leci-d5503 Před 3 lety +710

    “I like bones. Bones are good for me. I like bones. Give them all to me.” - Wade 2020 (The Bone Song)

  • @fjordsimpson725
    @fjordsimpson725 Před 3 lety +471

    The most iconic character in this series is the severed leg in marks inventory that he completely ignored all game

  • @ericjohnson8222
    @ericjohnson8222 Před 2 lety +20

    This series and Raft are so calming to me and I have no idea why. I deal with anxiety on a daily basis and I've rewatched both of these so many times at this point. I just put it on with my headphones and listen while I play relaxing games.
    It's so weird but it helps.

    • @somebody-fz6zm
      @somebody-fz6zm Před měsícem

      I swear my life isn't unique in any way 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @DaRealChonkemonke
    @DaRealChonkemonke Před 2 lety +25

    From watching their little riverbank war, I can confirm:
    MARK IS AN ABSOLUTE UNIT.

  • @pm1840
    @pm1840 Před 3 lety +917

    I wonder when they'll realize that they built on the one island where the cannibals don't go.

    • @adventuringwithdragons
      @adventuringwithdragons Před 3 lety +353

      "I thought this was supposed to be on Hard?" Accidentally builds on the safest location.

    • @angelcry9950
      @angelcry9950 Před 3 lety +38

      Is there a reason, lore wise, for that?

    • @pm1840
      @pm1840 Před 3 lety +126

      @@angelcry9950 there’s no lore behind it the cannibals just can’t swim cross the river that is surrounding it

    • @rorydakin8048
      @rorydakin8048 Před 3 lety +110

      @@angelcry9950 It appears they have a fear of water and will avoid swimming at all costs

    • @richardparker5974
      @richardparker5974 Před 3 lety +25

      There is a patrol route above on the hill behind them.

  • @sunfish9341
    @sunfish9341 Před 3 lety +19

    13:00
    "I... have nothing-"
    "This is going great"

  • @worldofhunter1636
    @worldofhunter1636 Před 2 lety +16

    It kills me how Bob just casually says: "You want some dynamite, Mark?"
    While holding a lighter next to it like he doesn't know what will happen.

  • @LoquiKun
    @LoquiKun Před 3 lety +831

    Mark: "Close your eyes, I got present."
    *Literally drops a corpse on the ground*

    • @biirbthing4523
      @biirbthing4523 Před 3 lety +25

      mark: drops corpse*
      my mind: *mmm we eatin good tonight*

    • @Kangahrooo
      @Kangahrooo Před 3 lety +6

      @Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 2 shut up bot

    • @hannehenriikka2307
      @hannehenriikka2307 Před 3 lety +5

      scp-106 at his mate

    • @LoquiKun
      @LoquiKun Před 3 lety +11

      @@biirbthing4523 *TONIGHT, WE FEAST*

    • @LoquiKun
      @LoquiKun Před 3 lety +1

      @@hannehenriikka2307 YESSS! LOL

  • @DeadEye622
    @DeadEye622 Před 3 lety +323

    Imagine going on a camping trip and you see three guys with skulls, eating roasted human, and asking each other where the dynamite went.

    • @alisonimlost378
      @alisonimlost378 Před 3 lety +1

      hey i just dropped my new song ‘CHICKEN THIGHS’ it would really help me out if u supported 🥺💫

    • @slayerofmortallychallenged2470
      @slayerofmortallychallenged2470 Před 3 lety +10

      @@alisonimlost378 NO ONE CARES

    • @ann_chove
      @ann_chove Před 3 lety +7

      @@slayerofmortallychallenged2470 I mean, I'm curious. Who the hell makes a "Chicken Thighs" song?

    • @angie_slendergirl
      @angie_slendergirl Před 3 lety +6

      Underrated comment

    • @shadowstorm7548
      @shadowstorm7548 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ann_chove LMAO that's so weird. Girl's thigh are okay but WHAT THE FCK IS CHICKEN'S THIGH

  • @descendingbear6298
    @descendingbear6298 Před 3 lety +44

    You've been here like a week now, and you've already resorted to cannibalism and started wearing the skulls of your enemies.

    • @Amokra
      @Amokra Před 2 lety +1

      Mark: RiP aNd TaEr
      Bob: oh look I have bone armor
      Wade: It's wabbit season rrruuunnn

  • @DoughtFull
    @DoughtFull Před 3 lety +12

    Mark:"Define a good Ambush"
    Me:"Birthday Partys"

  • @MoonFaerie19
    @MoonFaerie19 Před 3 lety +568

    Bob and Wade: *we got one :D*
    Mark: **absolutely obliterating 4 at a time**

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 Před 3 lety +4

      😂🤣😂

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 Před 3 lety +66

      I think we can safely say Marks the brawler, Bob is the builder and Wades living bait

    • @tiredtracie3371
      @tiredtracie3371 Před 3 lety +30

      @@martinxy1291 Bob the builder-

    • @tiredtracie3371
      @tiredtracie3371 Před 3 lety +4

      Also I think Wade had the infos too

    • @Dotal_
      @Dotal_ Před 3 lety +3

      He's just built different/wobba wobba
      -love Wobba Wobba

  • @PetriBass
    @PetriBass Před 3 lety +1497

    Me: "Mom, can we have the Disclaimer song?"
    Mom: "We have The Disclaimer Song at home."
    The Disclaimer Song at home: 16:28

  • @funnyname6169
    @funnyname6169 Před 2 lety +22

    I like how the “previously on the forest” was literally just wade dying

  • @blackfang-ms5rq
    @blackfang-ms5rq Před 3 lety +21

    2:57 “explosion in the distance” FOUND IT!

  • @thedevilhimself4661
    @thedevilhimself4661 Před 3 lety +1651

    this dude took out the big dude all by himself. What a legend.

    • @waterized_bottle
      @waterized_bottle Před 3 lety +70

      Mark is a Doomguy in disguise

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 Před 3 lety +139

      ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome

    • @pupperwarrior4348
      @pupperwarrior4348 Před 3 lety +12

      Kyle crane moment indeed

    • @daviskroupa1598
      @daviskroupa1598 Před 3 lety +33

      @@waterized_bottle did you see him mop up the doom eternal demo on the hardest mode!?!

    • @waterized_bottle
      @waterized_bottle Před 3 lety +18

      @@daviskroupa1598 he literally did he IS the doomguy

  • @redbind7025
    @redbind7025 Před 3 lety +356

    So who is gonna tell em that they can cut logs into sticks

  • @dulizardglasses3170
    @dulizardglasses3170 Před 2 lety +13

    Bob and Wade: oh god we got to get out of here
    Mark: my club yearns for blood.
    When it calls, I answer.

  • @AlphanaII517
    @AlphanaII517 Před 3 lety +14

    6:39 "Scrumptious my dude" that sent me

  • @lazytime3126
    @lazytime3126 Před 3 lety +588

    Markiplier: *swings axe at corpses*
    Darkiplier: *It is... ...Acceptable.*

    • @tatotatoo5404
      @tatotatoo5404 Před 3 lety

      @[ WANT S Ê Х ] Rita , 25 y.o ! OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ? რომელ არასწორმა შეგქნა შე ბოტო

  • @lustrouslamb3999
    @lustrouslamb3999 Před 3 lety +503

    The natives when the plane crashed: "Why do we hear boss music?"

    • @nurinominaka4369
      @nurinominaka4369 Před 3 lety +2

      Lmaoooo

    • @iwantmoney3598
      @iwantmoney3598 Před 3 lety +9

      They heard Wade song: "I like bones, bones are good for me, I like bones, give them all to me"

    • @dont512
      @dont512 Před 3 lety

      Don't read my profile picture😊😊

    • @CyanDumBell_MC
      @CyanDumBell_MC Před 3 lety

      *insert doom music*

  • @mostlyknowasmka9729
    @mostlyknowasmka9729 Před 3 lety +25

    Fook man, I don't know what a melon bar is but I want one so bad now.

  • @earlysteven123
    @earlysteven123 Před 3 lety +20

    2:22 *Mark slowly goes insane while chopping and hacking at a body repeatedly*

  • @greyarena418
    @greyarena418 Před 3 lety +717

    Man, Wade and Bob are playing the Forest while Mark is playing Doom. He’s just slaughtering everything

    • @potatonope9774
      @potatonope9774 Před 3 lety +8

      True as absolute f***

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE Před 3 lety +4

      Rofl.

    • @zed7038
      @zed7038 Před 3 lety +5

      *BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*

    • @waterized_bottle
      @waterized_bottle Před 3 lety +12

      Cannibals are temporal. But DOOM is Eternal

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 Před 3 lety +1

      ikr that was amazing like imagine you and a group of friends get stranded on a island and run into that thing and it beats all of you to a pulp pretty much except for one last friend and it gets ONE hit on him and he just fucking goes mastered ultra instinct or someshit and absolutely murders that thing singlehandedly without getting hit a single time after the very first hit like God damn that was awesome

  • @fairyhaven13
    @fairyhaven13 Před 3 lety +282

    Mark saying he wants their bones is giving me violent flashbacks of him running around the forest screaming, "GIVE ME YOUR TEETH!!!"

    • @LikePhoenixFromAshes
      @LikePhoenixFromAshes Před 3 lety +19

      Ugh, sheer memory of that gives me goosebumps... Imagine bad guy from silly horror movies running around and screaming at the top of his lungs: "WHERE IS THE BLACKSMITH?? GIVE ME YOUR TEETH!!!" Oh momma, I'd shit my intestines out... 😱

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian Před 3 lety

      That's such a terrifying thing to threaten people with, like if someone says 'I'MA MURDER YOU' ya sure it's kinda scary, but if someone yells "GIMME YOUR TEETH!" while they're coming at you?? Aw hELL no.

  • @grannyperson
    @grannyperson Před 3 lety +10

    11:09 when his face showed up it scared the crap out of me😂😂

  • @mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477

    Imagine if The Forest was a spin-off of Until Dawn, and a few episodes later they all turn into Wendigo

  • @ArinHaag93
    @ArinHaag93 Před 3 lety +1399

    "Is this on hard?"
    Next episode: Everyone dies and Mark hates water.

    • @agh3568
      @agh3568 Před 3 lety +13

      ? A prediction or the truth?

    • @shishir2511
      @shishir2511 Před 3 lety +10

      From the Tuesday livestream on twitch (you should get twitch & watch it) it is the truth

    • @johnreygarcia4151
      @johnreygarcia4151 Před 3 lety

      @@agh3568 the truth

    • @agh3568
      @agh3568 Před 3 lety

      @@shishir2511 what's the stream called?

    • @shuiishfish9618
      @shuiishfish9618 Před 3 lety +9

      @@agh3568 Its on twitch, they call it "Three Peens In A Pod"

  • @caitlyncarkner5135
    @caitlyncarkner5135 Před 3 lety +298

    “Close your eyes I got a present!” *slaps human body onto ground giggling*

    • @WESWANGKTA
      @WESWANGKTA Před 3 lety +5

      @Lwtd15 shut up nobody cares quit begging

    • @awhopper3241
      @awhopper3241 Před 3 lety +1

      @@WESWANGKTA ^

    • @awhopper3241
      @awhopper3241 Před 3 lety +1

      @@WESWANGKTA dislike all his videos, hit him where it hurts

    • @emstink
      @emstink Před 3 lety +6

      @@awhopper3241 don't do that, any engagement is engagement in CZcams's eyes and the algorithm will boost their videos more. Just report and ignore.

  • @jokersgame1380
    @jokersgame1380 Před 3 lety +19

    2:00 that was the moment Mark knew Bob wanted him dead

  • @blitzfix1918
    @blitzfix1918 Před 3 lety +21

    These series remind me of the good old youtube where youtubers were doing it for fun and not a living

  • @gobblefunkfrothbungler8948
    @gobblefunkfrothbungler8948 Před 3 lety +663

    " this case is filled with potential"
    Case: * instantly changes to kinetic*

  • @LexitaMai
    @LexitaMai Před 3 lety +821

    *Wade:* _Is being ambushed and begging for Mark's slingshot_
    *Mark:* _Uses all of his rocks trying to kill a lizard_

  • @shadow_freddy5973
    @shadow_freddy5973 Před 2 lety +22

    24:43 mark: lets just lick our wounds and take these bones back to base
    camera: *ZOOMS IN*
    the viewer's: our lord and savior
    the cannibals': surprise attack
    also the cannibals': REATREAT ITS THE BONE GODS

  • @pimzaeVT
    @pimzaeVT Před 2 lety +14

    I love how comfortable mark has become, just munching on snacks while recording videos lol

  • @itsmetyphoon9998
    @itsmetyphoon9998 Před 3 lety +1012

    Big boy - one shots wade.
    Mark - so anyway, I started swinging.

    • @bomes2084
      @bomes2084 Před 3 lety +29

      it got wade cause he was running away.
      mark didn’t make the same mistake.

    • @somebodyfamiliar6476
      @somebodyfamiliar6476 Před 2 lety

      @@bomes2084 Give me some of your b o n e s.
      I need to make a shin guard.

    • @bomes2084
      @bomes2084 Před 2 lety +5

      @@somebodyfamiliar6476
      understandable

    • @Serial_Designation_Cryo
      @Serial_Designation_Cryo Před 10 měsíci +2

      and the sling sgot

  • @carmengamon2752
    @carmengamon2752 Před 3 lety +1070

    Goliath after he gets hit:
    "SLINGSHOT IS DEATH."

  • @Judarvis
    @Judarvis Před 3 lety +11

    Body fire at 20:30 cracked me UP

  • @watzen8088
    @watzen8088 Před 3 lety +12

    16:35 an ad for boneless wings at Buffalo Wild Wings pops up, how ironic lol

  • @idkanymore772
    @idkanymore772 Před 3 lety +279

    I love how Wade and Bob were worried then Mark comes swinging.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Před 3 lety +2112

    I thought he was gonna proceed to skin the sling shot corpse. But BBQ is next level.

    • @sols_cb
      @sols_cb Před 3 lety +24

      Why are you in every comment section

    • @sols_cb
      @sols_cb Před 3 lety +19

      @Irongolemkiller what do you mean

    • @galzladymisery4954
      @galzladymisery4954 Před 3 lety +13

      @@sols_cb I was wondering the same.

    • @ethangarner05
      @ethangarner05 Před 3 lety +8

      @@sols_cb I think he is saying if you copied the video you would get a fine and go to jail, or sumthin.

    • @obironpierogi4302
      @obironpierogi4302 Před 3 lety +9

      you are just literally everywhere i go and from what i've heard everywhere everybody else goes aswell

  • @RuidusBornRaven
    @RuidusBornRaven Před 3 lety +17

    Me at 2:34 "Her arms were cut off. Her legs were cut off. Her ears were cut off. Her tounge was cut off. Her nose was cut off. Her eyeballs were blocked ou-"

  • @Snailsenpaii
    @Snailsenpaii Před 3 lety +5

    Can we all appreciate how perfectly timed Wade's "ahh" was with that rabbit dying on 22:38

    • @8.E.T.8
      @8.E.T.8 Před 2 lety

      I think that was a sound lixian added in

  • @VG02
    @VG02 Před 3 lety +198

    With Mark's hair & him screaming, "No Way!" full Keanu form has been achieved.

    • @yeemawheaver1387
      @yeemawheaver1387 Před 3 lety +8

      U know someone said he look like Chris from Total Drama. His face somehow looks like everyone.

    • @mizdevilishis5056
      @mizdevilishis5056 Před 3 lety +2

      IKR

    • @vicky-g636
      @vicky-g636 Před 3 lety +2

      full john wick, with the absolute massacre at 19:58 ish

  • @portalmasterlp453
    @portalmasterlp453 Před 3 lety +397

    Mark: "A sling does a lot of damage"
    Ever heard of David vs Goliath?

    • @flycraps2456
      @flycraps2456 Před 3 lety +4

      Fun fact scientist's discovered the type of sling shot that was used at the time the force behind those slingshots were comparable to the speed and force of a 38 round hitting you.

    • @coltforceplayz5285
      @coltforceplayz5285 Před 3 lety

      POV: South America is America 🇺🇸 ( im Canadian doe )

    • @makarios5946
      @makarios5946 Před 3 lety +2

      David used an actual sling, what we see in this game is a slingshot, which should require a strong rubber to craft.

  • @xXNot_FishXx
    @xXNot_FishXx Před 3 lety +8

    11:50
    Them:"you put this on hard right, cause not hard"
    Me: Wait Till Armsy.... Wait for Armsy

  • @shthappens6297
    @shthappens6297 Před 2 lety +9

    Mark: What should I do with the corpse?
    Bob: Which one?

  • @y0uax0l0tlquesti0nz
    @y0uax0l0tlquesti0nz Před 3 lety +309

    Mark: *Kills a person and is living in the woods*
    Me: "The Legendary Heehoo is arriving soon."😂