Chappelle's Show - Celebrity Trial Jury Selection
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- Dave sounds off during the jury selection for a few high-profile court cases.
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“Nicole Simpson can’t rap, I want justice!”
Shit kills me everytime
it just works
People say cucumbers taste better pickled
I was just about to comment the same lol
@@MrAllegiant1 huh?
@@miyawa21 what?
"How come they aint find BIGGIE & Tupac's murderer but arrested O jay the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap...I want Justice"
Blonde White Victim have caused villages to be burned to the ground.
S'balCool Dlamini I nearly died! 😂😂😂😂😂
Lack of evidence?
Nicole Simpson can’t rat not rap , as in she can’t snitch so how did they catch OJ , not O jay , so quickly
Nah. u got it wrong.
“Some say cucumbers taste better pickled!
Huh?
Huh?”
I use this line if im tired of talking about something and want to change the subject. 🤣🤣🤣
I do the exact same thing 😂
Facts lol
Yes!!! You always get the same response as in the skit..."what?" Lol
SAME XD I am thoroughly surprised at how many times people actually respond with "Huh?" XD
I have been doing that since I watched this in 3rd grade 😂
Chappelle was way ahead of his time. Comedic genius.
Agreed.its sad that today most people would find this offensive.this is comedy gold.
He is still ahead of time
Blacks stick together
@xxGodx no one has even come close, that's why.
Aidan Brice who gives a shit? It ain’t that serious.
"He made Thriller... Thriller."
"So you'd let your kids sleep over at his house?"
"Fuck no!!! Ewwww"
lil memory card yep
lil memory card exactly
😂👏👏😂 all jokes aside mj innocent he was child like and genuinely cared for children and any body he could help he did he was incapable of the acts they accused him off he not no perverted pedophile he was a humanitarian the greatest entertainer of all time he was too busy to be doing that.
Elexstehr hell yeah I would be right there with enjoying mike and neverland
0:25 “Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled”
What?
Huh?!
What?
Huh!?
LITERALLY my favorite part.
Ashley Campbell Dave is a rare talent! 😂
I died during that part 😂😂😂
This is my shit
It sounds funny crazy when you hear it out of the blue 😂😂😂
"let me guess, there's a head, a shaft, some balls, some hair, maybe press permed with some glitter sprinkled on?" Lmao 😂😂
you're correct !
Always thought he said Prince permed hair😂
....that is correct LMFAO
but is it black or white
@@WhyDoThat question of the century I think we need negrodamus to answer this one
“That’s my Robert, always pissin on people. Don’t forget her hair Robert.
“Yes grandma”
@@-kratos-2987 come back and dislike it
I love that video
@@carinarosales6899 huh
Well this aged well
@@justtalkin2558 what?
Have seen it multiple times. "He made thriller" gets me everytime.
...Thriller.
Same
Thriller!
Everytime
Same man, because of this skit, for years I have been saying, "He made Graduation.... Graduation." when people criticize Kanye.
"Maybe pressed, permed hair with glitter and sprinkles on it" lmao 😂
SpaceCowboy that's it
That is CORRECT!!!
But go back and listen lol he said low "ooh how do you know" lol
SpaceCowboy Michael's nuts probably have the smooth criminal outfit on😂🕺👞annie r u ok? R u ok annie😂🎵🎶
Dave Chappelle was so ahead of his time he warned us about deepfakes before we even had any clue
Show me some.
Yea, stop listening to CNN. It's a fear mongering tactic. Just like a man that has been successful in the most diverse city in the world for decades and friends with all types of races, is racist. It's all bullshit. Not once has anyone been able to even show any evidence.
Yes I seen the segment on these supposed "deep fakes" but I've also seen many Bill's passed by this administration, that DO NOT get reported on, to STOP censorship and deep faking.
@@johnbraucher1499 dude what the fuck are you even talking about
@@THECOHORTONE Yeah. Entire second paragraph has nothing to do with anything the OP stated. That was one hell of a meandering rant.
@@johnbraucher1499 I'm to high to think or read about this sorry lol
John Braucher ok boomer
So?? Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.. 😂😂😂 that shit kills me
What?
@@solomonssaints2841 Huh?
😂😂🤣🤣
Me too
Every single time!!!
"how come they never found Biggie and Tupac's murderer, but they arrest OJ the next day. Nicole Simpson Can't Rap *I WANT JUSTICE* " THIS GUY IS A COMEDIC GENIUS!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Maybe because oj was the clear suspect. If my wife filed a restraining order and people knew i was still stalking and threatening her then she turns up died with your very possible mistress the sam night i have no proof of my innocence, hell id arrest myself to save the cops some time. While tupac was killed by a hit and run that could be nearly anyone that has acess to a black suv, so it could be ANYONE.
@@bornfree8073 whoooooosh/R
@@malikholmes5045 not even close to the right subreddit name
@@benfly-rinker6924 who cares, you got the point lol
Truth
"So, some say Cucumbers tastes better Pickled."
"What?"
"Huh?" Lmao
rayon sample 😂😂😂😂😂
I remember the first time I saw this I laughed so hard it got ridiculous.
Repeats it again lol classic I do that when I say slick shit to ppl n don't hear me lol
+Rommy Myers I've said that in a serious Convo it was funny as shit. The person didn't know wtf I was talking about.
I’m going to use this at work
Haha the ”Beretta did that shit” always make me laugh. So confident he is.
Right up direct 😂
Charlie Murphy rubbing has hands together like Birdman..lol
He's deceased
@@santinovaughn9336 he is???
@@paladintactical8250 dumb ass. Be original and stop using that overused birdman joke. You were so happy to use that joke, u didn't even know Charlie Murphy is dead. Smh. Clown.
@@shawnparker9695 wow he can use the joke if he wants! Keep Charlie Murphys memory Alive
@@shawnparker9695 goddamn you need a hug g
"He's been accused of this more than once."
"So? Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"What?"
"Huh?"
Jess Maron that line is classic to drop when you need to change the subject
Wht does it even mean? (Genuine Question)
If you leave cucumbers inside a water filled jar over a long period of time they turn into pickles in which people prefer to eat them.
Thanks. I meant why is it funny not how to make pickles. I guess its just a good way to change the subject,
Yeah, he said it to basically throw him off & have him confused.
"dave chappelle signed with netflix"
Comedy central : the one that got away..
+Spasmodic He should not have apologized. Dave picks on everyone, which is why he is funny and successful.
Not Applicable are you serious? His latest stand up was a lot less PC than, say, killing them softly. His bits on trans folk and some of the #metoo stuff was pretty fucking outrageous really, hence all the shit he's been getting for it. I think you're trying to connect dots between the outrage/censorship culture today (which I agree sucks) with his latest specials that aren't there because I don't think Chapelle really gives a fuck. Bill Burr was on his podcast the other day saying how much he admires Chappelle for not bending to the will of the hypersensitive.
Plus, he has been doing stand up over the last few years, he just bans phones so there's very little footage of it. I thought the specials were really good myself but each to their own.
scootay mildo I completely agree. One of his best stand up specials yet imo. I did not feel he played it safe at all, which is why it was great. He even did a bit about how everyone wasn’t a bunch of “pussy ass niggas” like nowadays.
They did all right with Key and Peele. And just as funny as Dave (if not funnier) for a hell of a lot less.
If they stopped pissing him off he would have stayed
He predicted the first Juicy Smolliet case. RETRIAL BYAATCH
Juicy smoo yay lmao
Juicy Smooyé
Which part ?
The French actor?
@@morris9666 that's also black and gay
"for all I know, that piss was digital". That whole part took me the fuck out back in the day!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
To think of the discussion of R. Kelly would be relevant again in 2019. 😳 Dave Chappell, you were ahead of your time. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
R Kelly be CRAZY AF always has been always will be. I don't think R Kelly's ....uh "right in da head" , know'mean 🙃
If R Kelly wasn't a celebrity and couldn't SANG?? He'd already been locked up for the rest of his life. I don't understand how they let that preevert still walk the streets, WTF?? I thought he went away after that FUUUUCKKKKED UP SHIZZZ with the girl kidnapped in his bedroom closet for like , a month or something like that? Been a LONG TIME AGO....😲
Jill E Beans actually; he wouldn’t. Because no parent would allow their child to be with him u unless they were kidnapped. These parents let him around her because he had money.
Him and Aaron Mcgruder of Boondocks
What's even crazier is just recently somebody asked r Kelly's crisis manager if he would let r kelly watch his daughter and he said absolutely not even after he spent most of the interview defending him. Dave did the exact same thing at the end of the michael jackson one. Crazy how he parodied an event he never could've knew would happen.
“Come on man he made thriller”
Jury:”so u would let ur child sleep with him”
Silence... “HELL NAH” 😂😂😂
🤣😂
F
Those are the lawyers ffs
@@pet3r387 You must be hella bored during quarantine
@@katrinfarkas7155 yes
4:23
Woman: "Mr. Chappelle, you're dismissed."
* Digital piss hits woman and man in face *
Dave Chappelle: "And that's from the heart!"
Facts
I remember dying laughing at this with one of my buddies on the night that it aired. It still holds up.
sure does. still 100%
"4-5 of my buddies and Neil taking notes"
Sounds like an opening statement to how every white gal had a train ran on her
@@pilotmburu Neal stays taking notes.
I still quote "He made thriller" to this day.
The Casual Gamer I'll start using it too
So you let your children sleep with him?
to this day! in my Wilder voice
Me too!! 😂😂😂
Me too lol
For the last 15 years I yell “Nicole Simpson can’t rap, I want justice” when I get mad and never even understood the joke until now 😂😂😂
can't rat!
@@elisaidir2837 its definitely rap. Biggie an pac are rappers, nicole Simpson can't rap so she's less important is what he's joking about
@@elisaidir2837 rap*
A worthy sign on T-shirt
@@nobel87able You mean a P-shirt
The most underrated line in the whole video "These charges hurt me the most"
I was reading through the comments, and yours struck me. You're very correct.
The random piss attack at the end, ROFL!
And that's from the heart XD
That shit waz digital...
fucking legend, classic
I'm in my office hurting laughing so hard
The second ‘Huh’ kills me.
YESSS HAHAHAHA
The sad thing about this is that younger generations will never understand how funny this really is. Dave is a genius not just a comedian
Most of them think that a Rick and Morty is genius.
It was the perfect comedy for that time. It still is. It made me sad when I learned that a Gen Z employee had never seen Chappelle Show. She vowed to watch it but I don't think it would hit the same.
They will nvr know that the OJ part that was inexplicably cut was prob the best bit in the sketch.
I always find comments like this weird. You can find comedy funny even if it was made by someone of a different generation
"What?"
"Huh?"
"What?"
"Huh?" I literally do this all the time lmao
@Romy Schneider any & everybody
"Hair, maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it?"
"That is correct"
“That piss was digital” RIP Charlie Murphy
What did charlie murphy have to do with that.
@@gh0rochi363 I think he must've wrote it when Charlie Murphy passed away
@@envee1074 nah Charlie is in this skit man open your eyes 😂😂
Why are you trying to match a quote about piss and Charlie Murphy?
Most underrated line: "-Oh. Yeah, Beretta DID that shit."
"Nicole simpson cant rap!!" YUP I PISSED MY PANTS
All the other cast not breaking their characters is shows professionalism. This sketch was funny as hell.
The judge kinda of did
I love that the Judge was trying hard not to laugh
Neal taking notes always takes me out. Lmao!
This is powerful social commentary disguised as comedy.
Only if you're dumb as shit.
Captain Sunday Somebody can’t critically think 🤔
Most comedy used to be like this til the professionally-offended arose from Hell
@@soylentgreen2065 Really? Most comedy used to be guy pissing on a woman's face?
It’s about the unwillingness to believe that r Kelly did that shit. He was doing this shit 20 years ago and it was well known, yet nobody did anything about it.
"Don't forget her hair Robert" 🤣🤣🤣
Charlie Crowley yes grandmama
Is Dave Chappelle dressed in drag to play R-Kelly's grandmother?
That's my robert!!! Always peeing on people. Lol
Damn grandma probably videotaped it too
Isn't it perfect??!!
Their laughs sound like my toilet flushing
Dave Chappelle is funny as hell, but the audience is so disconnected or very small,
C.C./VIACOM plays an awful laugh and clap track.
Why is that description so spot on
@@kyledailey it's not a laugh track. It's shown in front of a live audience.
@@sowell7525 *BOTH!* , but the "LIVE" audience wasn't cutting it, so they thought they needed to add a very annoying and cheesy laugh track.
@@sowell7525 It's shown on a screen in front of an audience, which screws with the sound.
Dave’s friends has one white dude in just like he said in his specials. So the white dude can talk to the cops lmao.
It's funny too cuz Neil Brennan is one of his closest friends.
and the white guy at he back is Neil Brennan's brother
1:43 "Oh, yeah, Baretta did that shit." xD That part always made me lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of my all time favourite Chappelle sketches..
"Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled."
Munawar Khan huh?
it was completely unrelated, just to change the subject
does he remind anyone of Pete Davidson from SNL at that pickle line?
HOMINIX Actually it was a joke comparing adult dicks to children's dick. Some people like their cucumbers(adult dick) pickled(child's dick)
HOMINIX 😂😂😂 due to the content of the joke, I think that's what he actually meant. and not big penis, small penis stuff. Dave said it right after
"he's been accused more than once"
to change the subject.
like "so?..." let's talk about something else.
“And Neal taking notes” is honestly the best part of the sketch but nobody ready to admit that yet
Edit: spelling of Neal
I’m glad somebody finally said it
I like how he’s sitting there with the notepad ready to write shit down🤣
wtf is he even writing??
Nah it's the cucumber bit.
@@Scorch428 the next fire skit
god i wish chapelle would come back this was the BEST comedy central show of all time
the real chappelle is gone fam
@@antonymartins8310lmao 🤣 funny joke
NICOLE SIMPSON CAN'T RAP! I WANT JUSTICE!!!
Came here for this...
Funniest shit 😂
Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot your CZcams name is almost as funny as this video
All she did is get beaten up regularly by OJ and then brutally murdered still unsolved.
"R.Kelly can fart on my dinner TONIGHT!!!" 😂😂😂
Spray fart
2:48
It may be time to go back through Chappelle Show episodes. 😂👍
I recommend the Charlie Murphy episode. You know it is funny when the person they are talking about steals a screenshot of you dressed as them to put on an album cover.
It's time to go through them again 😅
So you would let your children sleep with him?
Chappell: no, no, he'll no😂
"Nicole Simpson cant rap...I want Justice!!" Looooooooool
If Only He Knew How Right He’d Be Till This Day!! Dave’s A Fckin GENIUS
After watching the MJ documentary... all i could say was he made thriller.... thriller...
Everyone been knowing 😂
This is old news bro
Both of these artists were in headlines since the 90s
He knew
@@DuskSkullin he just said he doesn't believe the documentary
Dave testimony against Michael Jackson was accurate asf though 😭
“Nichole Simpson can’t rap! I want justice” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dave Chappell is a living legend.
I see Comedy Central is trying to rake in the views by using Dave
A-pinionated and yet you watched
who wouldn't?
I watched but I disliked the videos fuck CC
A-pinionated yep. They are trying to gather up CZcams ad revenue because Dave is hott right now with his new Netflix specials. They shouldn't have fucked it up in the first place, now they're scraping in change using his name. Pathetic.
Malicious Clouds with Dave and Key & Peele Comedy Central is shit.
0:21 you gotta look in the eyes not the noses 😂😂😂
Oh yeah. Baretta did that s**t. 😂
...is Michael Jackson guilty? "No. He made Thriller. . . . Thriller!" ... Would you let your children sleep with him? "FUCK NO!"
I love that Dave always throws and slides facts in history to keep everyone at fair play. Such a great example
this didnt age well seeing R Kelly is gone for 30 years lol
@@RogerAM78you are slow
"Some ppl say cucumbers taste better pickled" what? Huh? 😂😂😂
“Yeees, I’ve heard of…such things”
😅😂🤣💀
He Made Thriller. THRILLER! 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Me and my penis are like THIS, son!"
This has to be at worst, a top 10 skit. So freakin' funny.
Who is here after they saw the new Netflix special sticks and stones
Just watching his comedy red-pill normies and BtFU again
YAY
Me
JoaoAverlino
All of us
He's a victim blamer like everybody else.
the "what? huh? what?" part is the funniest cause of dave's face 😂
Chapelle is the master... He makes everything better!
The satire is so unbelievably genius. Dave was so ahead of the time that I could always watch all three seasons back to back and still get one hell of a kick at it. He is truly the best at what he does. Also the racial draft was a pretty hilarious skit
Don’t forget her hair, Robert!
Yes Gramma!! 🤣
All these years I finally understood he said Nicole Simpson can't rap
@@boredaf5782 looking through the comments, a surprising amount of people thought he said 'rat' lol
no man, he made thriller, THRILLER
“i didnt even just do that”
*turns to judge*
“did i do that?”
The way she checked her self and she was dry killed me
The first guy asking him was the pizza guy from "There's something about Mary" and the second was the old shop owner in "No country for old men". I haven't even checked this, I don't know why it just pops up immediately.
Chappelle is the best comedian alive.
The original "He made Graduation" moment
4 or 5 of my buddies, with Neil takin notes! Lmao
I could listen to Dave Chappelle say "Huh?" For a good 15 minutes & still laugh 😂😂😃
"Nicole Simpson can't rap. I WANT JUSTICE!!"
“Like 4 or 5 of my buddies and Niel taking notes”
Don't forget her hair Robert..
Yes grandmama.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. when he responded with yes Grandma I almost died
Always peeing on ppl 😂😂
Andrea Whitley me too😂😂😂😂
Some women enjoy being peed on like that. I know this from experience lol
@@theungreatkahli me too hilarious
How can Chappelle Show be so original and funny? No matter how many times you watch it, this stuff is 15 years old and still Amazing. Others have tried and failed but his work still holds up.
Neal taking notes,😆
The cucumber part always has me dying
What?
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Lmaoooo
Such a classic show. Still can't believe it's been over a decade now. It felt like the show came and went in a flash.
R Kelly & Micheal Jackson Documentaries brought me here again Lol!!!
He made graduation is the new he made thriller
Bruh turned to the judge “did I do that” 😂
Thats why i like Dave!! Yall are all laughing cuz his jks sre good but the message within the jk is powerful
Definitely...was powerful. That's one of the major reasons I'm mad he quit when he did
Yep 😊
Yes, you were the only one to pick up on those deep messages, you must be some sort of fucking genius! Can't fucking spell the word "joke" but you're still a genius. Fucking moron!
@@MrAppie9090: Amen! Hahaha, beat me to it, man.
@@meriemradhi5481 why so gay???
2:54
"If they give me that kind of money, R. Kelly can fart in my dinner TONIGHT!"
Its 2:48
“Nicole Simpson cant rap, I WANT JUSTICE” is the perfect thing to yell at racists.
Thank you comedy central for making things right. Now I can enjoy the best comedy of my generation. Thank you.
"pressed, permed pubic hair with glitter sprinkled on it."
I literally laughed out loud.
OMG!
I like how they put his show back on the same day of his Netflix special???
BrotoSwaggins thank you someone else noticed... 🤔🤔🤔
1:25 Dave did this joke YEARS AGO before everyone thought they were original saying Kanye made Graduation.
That dude is the all time legendary comic that few will ever get that close to perfection.
You Said iT!!😂
That pee scene lol
Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled.
What? ...Huh? What?...Huh? 🤣
"HE MADE thriller" perfect
It’s 2020 and I’m laughing at this like I’ve never seen it before. I need a pamper. Dave Chappell is brilliant 😍
Dave is a legend . One of the best comedians of all time .