American Explains: How to Speak French
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I can not even explain how terrible this is, so much so that it’s extremely hilarious not to mention excessively funny and ludicrously creative 😂😂😂😂😂, je ne kiffe cette vidéo que trop, bien j’ai horreur de quelques accents 😂😂😂
Puisque tu parle l’arabe et l’espagnol, et pour rigoler encore un peu, tu pourrais essayer de faire dire quelques mots à quelqu’un qui ne parlerait QUE français, comme le mot désire (رغبة) avec un R à la française: غ et un R à l’espagnole: ر dans un seul mot 😂 et puis il y a aussi غربة (to live in foreign countries) or برغي (une vis que tu tournerais avec un screwdriver, مفكّ براغي ou un tourne-vis).
To have fun with most western people try getting to say the work for rabbi in Levantine Arabic : حخام , most westerners don’t make the difference between ح et خ , alors avec un mot qui a les 2 😅😅😅 should be hilarious
ვიმეორებ, მაგრამ მაინც დავდებ, რომ ქართულს ვერ დაეუფლებით.
@@ingoli6907 სასიამოვნოა ამ დამარცხებულის გამოწვევა, ის მაინც სწოვს ენებს, მე შემიძლია კარგად ვლაპარაკობ ქართულად, მაგრამ ენამ ეს ვერ შეძლო. გადახედე ჩემს არხს, თუ გინდა, რომ აქ ქართულად ვლაპარაკობ
I'm French and this is quite funny how you put a lot of seriousness in the bullshit you're saying, anybody that isn't French would think you're spitting facts 100%.
It's really well researched humour fr
For real! Like I'm honestly super amazed by how much all the bullshit he says can actually make total sense if you don't know the language
I mean, I'm not French and I still think the sarcasm is quite evident lmao.
@@playinthegame1822LS is really fluent in sarcasm and humor, and that i say as a compliment! (even tho i have been "harassed" by his discord servers members for being swedish) (and my comment is supposed to be an agreement)
@@deutschegeschichte4972to be fair I don't know where does Language Simp stand to define the norm of a language, and that's problematic. Saying that "iel" is one of the three pronouns for example can be taken as a joke but also as a very serious offense to some linguists who are in a describing stance rather than a normalization of a language. So with that example I couldn't tell exactly if he was joking or not (I'm also french)
@@GormFR Isn't iel just the equivalent of the singular they? But unlike English they it is a neologism rather than an already existing word.
As a French Canadien person, this video is 100% true and all the translations are flawless
As a French French person, this comment is 100% true and everything has been fact-checked
USA is the greatest country in the world for ending French slavery in Canada. Kudos to them! The only real democracy out there.
@@1Know1tHurtsWhat the hell are you talking about?
@@Sabitha00101 Historical facts that are clearly not made up.
😭😭😭😭
As a Dane, I confirm that our hypopharynx is removed, followed by a potato transplant
bror jeg forstår ikke hvordan dere kan snakke som det, jeg snakker norsk (og noen ganger svensk) men dansk er bare umulig for meg HAHSAHSHAJSB
Danish doesn’t sound like potato in throat at all - but Norwegian has prettier spelling tho! I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know! I am also learning Danish and all other Germanic languages, and also the modern Celtic languages - and many other pretty languages! (I guess the reason why many say that Danish sounds like potatoes is, because spoken Danish isn’t easy to understand, plus it has lots of glottal stops, so maybe to most foreigners it sounds like potatoes!)
Jeg forstår det fordi jeg kan snakke Norsk som er veldig lett å lære!
Kamelåså??
@@StoireliusSpisnigel? Flimsedon?
I'm French and I REALLY enjoyed this documentary. Everything is 100% accurate and if you follow meticulously all these simple rules, you will have a memorable time in my country
Je suis irakien. Nous apprenons français dans l'école et je veux apprendre plus français mais je ne sais pas comment. J'ai besoin d'un conseil.
@@wolftube5793 je te conseille de regarder des vidéos sur CZcams en français sur les sujets que tu aimes, par exemple si tu aimes jouer à un jeu en particulier tente de trouver un youtuber/streamer qui fait des vidéos/lives dessus. C'est la méthode que j'ai utilisé pour progresser en anglais.
Bonne chance dans ton apprentissage de notre langue capricieuse 😁
n'utilisez pas cet video 😂c'est satirique@@wolftube5793
@@wolftube5793Le plus difficile dans la langue française c'est la conjugaison, surtout le passé, mon premier conseil c'est de se concentrer sur le passé imparfait et composé et d'oublier, pour l'instant, les autres. Considérant que l'arabe a une origine différente du français cela peut être un peu compliqué pour vous, mais rien qui ne vous rende impossible, vous pouvez acquérir du vocabulaire avec des jeux, des films, des livres, des musique et bien de beaucoup d'autres formes
@@jhonhousthg9219 Merci beaucoup. Heureusement je suis bon en conjugaison. Maintenant, j'écoute de la musique et je comprends beaucoup des mots, mais j'ai une question, est-ce que tous les films et les chansons sont en l'accent parisien? Et comment je pourrais l'accent et est-ce que ce différe vraiment?
1:17 As a polish native speaker I decided to help you guys with translation of this wi-fi password. It basically means "Let's make arabic a lingua franca 'cause it's the best and our effort of making esperanto proved that nothing can't beat arabic as an ultimate gigachad alpha male world language". Seems quite long, but this is fault of many vowels smashed in there. True polish wi-fi passwords words are only made up from consonants. Glad I could be of any help.
Not only passwords, actually, all words.
@@mentalitydesignvideo yeah, but all words in polish are wi-fi passwords
@@GIBI_SZPILORZ except BOBER
Arabic is a non-pretty language that is also impossible with unnecessarily complicated script and is never going to be a lingua franca lol - the languages of the future are Norse / Icelandic / English / Dutch / Norwegian which are the prettiest languages ever, and they are to be the universal languages in the near future, so all should be learning them fluently!
I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!
As someone who doesnt speak french, I feel like a lot of jokes are going over my head.
There are no jokes in this video, qu'est-ce que tu racontes ?
What jokes mate his teaching so, aitre serious
in most exemples he used the gigachad versions of french found outside of france ( quebec, belgium ) which is highly triggering to the beta arrogant french
I mean it's a little satirical but most of what he's saying is correct
It's probably more of the french culture that helps you get the jokes than the language.
It's a common fact that a croissant is a 2 minute potion for as speaking French. The baguette is a 5 minute potion. If you combine them, you speak the language for 1 minute, but without an accent. I just need an item duplication glitch.
i agree
I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!
You wanna know the glitch? Eat a regional food in the region (crêpes in britanny, quiche in Lorraine, Camebert in Normandy, Choucroute in Alsace etc...) But warning, the glitch have a glitch, you might start speaking regional languages/dialects
Most french people don't speak french but eat a lot of baguettes and croissants to make it up
@@Mad_madeleine real
Never realised how much better these videos are when you actually speak the language
"Preservatif - preservative"
*oh no*
what if I told you that "preservatif" means cøndom
The rest of the letters being silent is one of the funniest things I've come across this year
fr
I also loved the nous, take off us, swap the letters 😂
Remember: Words ending with “e” are usually feminine, such as “Une Homme”!
Well, the masculine word is « un homm »
Actually that's one of the things that make sense in French. _Chien_ is a male dog, _chienne_ is female dog, _chat_ is a male cat, _chatte_ is a female cat, _chiot_ is a male puppy, _chiotte..._
Reminds me of how the word "Masculinity" (Masculinidade) is feminine in Portuguese.
@@xouxoful 😂😂😂😂
@@gabor6259😂
How accurately you use slang and how much you try to trigger the French from France says a lot about how much time you spent learning the language, thats the kind of content i subscribed for thank you
That’s not triggering but hilarious ! He knows his stuff.
Please tell me this is a joke...
That "French" slang is from African / Arabic immigrants, it's not French.
I'm currently learning french and I find this really useful. Thank god we have this guy that can teach us about french culture!
It must be a joke 😭
pls tell us you’re joking
As a romanian
when you said "préserfatif"
You made me question my life 💀
I'm fluent in French now, merci le frèró
bågêtè
Weah fréro
MDRR
As a French of Morrocan origin who live my all life in Paris suburb, I gratefully thank you for the future tourists you just trolled. The rob will not be made easier for us after this. (Just joking we’re praticly all nice people)
You do the impossible feat of making French content enjoyable
I had never considered before, just listening to a french word
POV: You're American.
@@thisisabsurd.lawfulevil9922Unbelievably, most of this guy’s audience is American!
The prononciation of 10 at 4:59 is unbelievable ☠️
dude. ur content is awesome. love all the details. u really put an effort to get to know those and i appreciate that! ❤
This is such a great guide to focusing on how people actually talk rather than studying grammar
1:58 his other eye show something in the distance
C'est un signe que ton francais s'ameliore de plus en plus car tu reussis a nous faire rire nous les francophones. That's a sign that you are improving a lot , doing humour in another language is the most difficult thing . Once you are reaching that milestone i have no doubt about your knowledges.
Fait trop chier ton commentaire, il n'apprends plus le français, tu voulais dire un vrai truc mais t'as fini par rien dire en fait
'Quosser tu veut ducon @@ejovo
You're wrong, he's terrible in french, that's what is funny.
hahahaha "That probably means something in polish"
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg this might be your funniest video yet, your comedy is getting better and better
Lmaooo you’re so good at these man! Quality stuff.
This is the satire we've needed for some time now. Thanks for bringing it back.
You're awesome! Me encantan tus videos y tu humor. Sí, estoy escribiendo en Mexicano, pero soy colombiano. Merci !
Your funniest video in a while. Thank you John Pier.
T'es vidéos me font bien rire quand meme, merci mec
I am impressed in the way you are switching from France french and Canada French. Bravo!!!
As someome who learned French in highschool, when LanguageSimp said this is how you'll speak French after this video I immediately said "wesh frérot" in sync with the video
NOT YOU TELLING PEOPLE THAT PRESERVATIF IS PRESERVATIVE 😆😆😆
I just translated that and glad I didn't show anybody the French I just learned 😂
@@grave8590modnoc (spell it backwards and that's what it means)
It was very informative. thank you.
Du hast dein deutsch verbessert, wirklich toll mein freund🤝🏻
2:26 Turkish Hairlines 😂😂😂
I'm french. Laughed hard. Thanks for this video 😂
“Do you wanna marry your teacher?” That was a priceless opening.
1:58 i live how his eye is moving 😂😂
😆😆😆Can you also make one for Mandarin Chinese?
Many people who are not used to our language think it is the ugliest language, thus I am so curious how would it be "roasted" in your video
Thanks in advance 😁
That's the best language ever! Chinese rocks. I love the scribbling that plays with my mind whenever I'm trying to write it down.
Chinese languages sound really non-pretty due to the tones, but honestly, Japanese is way non-prettier than Chinese, as most Japanese words are embarrassingly funny with combinations of letters that aren’t good at all and repetition of the same syllable!
I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!
it is indeed one of the ugliest languages
Chinese languages are not ugly they're just funny because of the tone-based pronunciation. Vietnamese is at a whole other level tho it's so wacky
Best timing ever. I was just learning baguette when notification from this video have popped on my phone on which I was learning.
I really needed this video
kepp up the entertaining videos!
I speak French as my second language, and can confirm that people only started to understand me when I had my hypopharynx surgically removed. Il faut suffire pour parler francais.
I'm French and everything in this video is very accurate 🤣 Also very impressive how you've mixed up the different types of French (Quebecois, French slang from France, Belgium French)!
As an Italian learning French and planning to learn German this is truly inspiring, maybe I should move to the US just to mess with people and only speak in a mixture of the three
Wesh ptdr, c'est une dinguerie t'as vidéo mon reuf. Bien ouej !
It's been nice getting to know you, John Pier😌
As a french, I find his knowledge of french slang scary.
Well, I believe it was the first non-native language he learned, even before Russian
As someone who doesn't know any French whatsoever, i can confirm i still cannot speak any French after this video and still have zero desire to learn. Thanks LS, you are the best!
Tu mérites de percer sur cette plateforme
C’est pour toi: 👑
it's always a great day when language simp uploads
Wesh tu m'as tué mon reuf. j'kiff à mort tes vidéos, continue comme as!
ass?
@@MeblIkeaMec c du verlan as, c cringe ke tue le compron pa
@@MeblIkea it's de verlan for "ça"
@@hippowannabe1890 yo ass
Great video! Vivid and funny. To correct one thing: nasals are consonants, and the french language has exactly the same ones as english or german, they are [m] and [n]. What laypersons and most language teachers alike call nasals are the nasalized vowels, and that is the correct linguists' naming convention. These vowels are not nasals (that would mean: air flow goes only through the nose, mouth is shut or mouth stream is barred by the tongue) but only nasalized (that means: air flow goes additionally through the nose, but mouth is open, and tongue is only partly or not at all obstructing the air flow). (Forgive me that I took this detail serious :-)
I have to learn French at school(because I'm German and WW2)... I feel so much pain learning this language. One thing I found Interesting is that you said septant, octant, nonnonte like in Suisse or Belgium than soixante-dix, quatre vings and quatre vings-dix as they do in France or Canada.
I had to learn German and I deeply regret that I didn’t put more effort into my learning. At that age it was hard to tell myself that if I did things correctly I could go out of school with a decent level of German, but what a wasted opportunity in retrospect :( if you have any interest for French, try to get as fluent as possible whilst you can. It’s harder later on in life
Also: I find it cool that you know of the difference between these numbers (as a septante&nonante user :))
Thank you Language Simp! Now I, a Québecois, can actually speak french
As Belgian who's a native French speaker, I laughed during all of the video 😂😂
You should definitely do an analysis of the different Swedish accents
Someone needs to show LS Skånska
It was crazy how you looked at the camera with one eye but looked at the subtitles with the other one.
The one with Wejdene got me so hard!! It was so funny !! (just hope people don't really think everything you said is true cause i'm French and i wouldn't like people to disrespect this Gigachad language)
Some viewers might fall into blatant traps meant to embarrass them (not citing any tho).
Viewer discretion is advised.
I think he just laid out a complete minefield for the French linguistic community specifically those that watch his videos… like when he was talking about verlan I was losing my mind
There are so many jokes in the translation you wouldn't pick up on if you didn't understand French. Highly recommend it
I never realised how true these videos were until there was one on a language i speak
this video is highly informational
Cited by all governments everywhere
Is this letter scaring you ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ
ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ
Oh his arabic has improved! Good job!😊
I'm so glad I've studied enough French to understand most of the jokes 🤣
I watched this so long my dad finally came back with the milk
Enjoy your milk
Gosh I loved this video 😂😂
That choice of video thumbnail is _priceless._
You've summoned the French
The wejden part is just straight up hilarious 😂😂 the moderne Victor Hugo
C’est trop bon; j’adore!
Bonjour du Québec
Not sure if this motivates me to study french as my next language or not haha
Would it be easier because I already speak Portuguese, Spanish and English?
Thank you for indroducing me to дора's music, without you, my life would be boring with only Monolingual Beta english music
01:22 “That probably means something in Polish” got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
On holiday with friends a while ago, my friend told another friend that “I would like a baguette” was “Je voudrais une baguette. Je suis baguette” and when he said that the baker laughed at him
As a future native, French as foreign language teacher I cannot stop laughing.
What a pleasure of being able to understand both languages and being Algerian and watching this enjoyable video 😂
As an Arab who was taught French at the tender age of 4 😥 then English 😶 ,then German 😥 ..I am rooting for you to make Arabic the Lingua-Franca of the world 😌
Great video😂❤
Banger video (no lo vi aun)
This is brilliant. Inside jokes galore for French speakers.
Sure. Why not?
Finalmente, agora eu posso ir lutar pela frança quando a terceira guerra mundial acontecer👍
This is perfect.
A lot of people will think it's 100% correct and it makes it even better.
Je crois que c'est beaucoup plus drôle quand on parle français
please make a video about learning spanish next.
As a person who is learning french, I can relate
I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!
I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!
jourban wesh. cette vidéo est trop looc! ej reçois actuellement la combo hypopharynx bbl car la contrat de greffe de cheveux a expiré. Ej viens de terminer la vidéo et j'ai immédiatement absorbé la verlan et la wesh dans mon ancien cerveau bêta. maintenant ej peux proposer à mon zesgon une baguette et glaoui !
thanks for this video, im learning french rn
btw your american french is easier to understand than french french
the best video on this channel
Mon gars t'es un génie, j'ai hurler de rire tout du long 🤣🤣
On dirait une vidéo qui serait sortie le 1er avril😂
He really separated his eyes when he was demonstrating the throat part
Language simp can you do a language review on Arabic or Polish
I downloaded Duolingo yesterday and I think I’m already at an intermediate level! This video was really informative, although I’m scared about getting throat surgery, does anyone know how safe it is?
Le Polyglot King came back with an epic video🤑
holy ! very good video
6:40 an french teacher just got an heart break
I LOVE when you use Canadian French loan words for fun!