For people not from Russia. WARNING: IF YOU TRY TO LEARN RUSSIAN FROM COUNTER STRIKE YOU CAN ACCIDENTALLY LEARN POLISH, SERBIAN, UKRAINIAN OR SOME OTHER SLAVIC LANGUAGE INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN
They aren't dangerous, but if you accidentally say Croatian dialect for example: kruh instead of Hleb like in Serbian dialect then pray for life because Luka modrič will come to your house and you'll turn into a soccer ball
you can easily tell Poles from Russians: say pshekpshek per-dole (hello beautiful friend) in Polish. If you'll hear agressive hissing noises it were Poles
I know the Cyrillic alphabet, yet I still cannot process the letters fast - languages with alphabets that are harder than the Latin alphabet are so complicated and Russian is a category 5 language tho it’s way easier than Chinese languages and Japanese which are category 10 with impossible characters and tones! Irish and Scottish Gaelic are the hardest languages I am learning, and they are both category 3 languages, so they are a bit harder than Hungarian and Latvian and Finnish which are category 2, especially the spelling is very complicated - I’ve been learning Gaelic all day today with Icelandic subs as I have a pretty good level in Icelandic that’s very close to advanced level! I highly recommend learning the prettiest and easiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / English / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese / Danish / Welsh / Breton / Cornish / Manx / Forn Svenska as they are way too pretty not to know, and Irish and Scottish Gaelic are also super gorgeous tho they are pretty complex, and Slovene is the easiest and prettiest Slavic language, so I highly recommend learning it as well, and Latvian and Hungarian and Latin and Galician and Occitan are also very pretty and easy, so they are all great options - I am upper intermediate level in Icelandic and Norse and German and advanced level in Norwegian and upper advanced level in Dutch and mid intermediate level in Welsh / Swedish / Portuguese / French / Italian and writer level in English and native speaker level in Spanish!
@@FrozenMermaid666cyrillic is easier than roman letters in english for me tbh through though drought trough brought the "ough" makes 5 different sounds
Nope, English is the easiest language ever and the easiest to use and type on any device and the Latin alphabet is the easiest alphabet ever! If one learns every English word automatically with its spelling and pronunciation, one will be able to type each word automatically, just like I am typing all the English words, and it only feels difficult if one doesn’t know the words automatically yet and isn’t native speaker level or at least advanced level yet and if one isn’t learning the words properly with their pronunciation and spelling and if one isn’t revising them enough! That’s why I highly recommend actively revising each word at least thirty times over a longer period of time to learn each word automatically as well as seeing the words many times inactively by watching every video with subs in the target languages, and, using the language or languages a lot nay typing the words and all sorts of sentences a lot every day or regularly, to fully develop an automatic mode in the new language or languages! Like, I have a fully developed English mode! So, I type every word automatically without even having to think about it and I have no difficulty saying or typing or differentiating between though and thru or through and thorough and trough and rough and cough and bough and brought and drought and draught and ought etc!
@@FrozenMermaid666 I'm a native english speaker, english is the easiest to YOU, but it's hardly the easiest language ever Russian and basically every other language out there only feels difficult if you don't know the words automatically, that's just called not knowing the language enough
4:16 there’s 7 words, the last one is «короче» (koroche) when Russians trying to explain something that take a lot of time to explain, they use this word and starting explain it even longer than it can be without this word
"Кароче” is the word parasite, so don’t be surprised if a person uses this word to explain, the explanation itself turns out to be longer than without it.
I once tried to learn Russian. The only things I learned to say were, 'good,' 'thank you' and 'I speak Russian,' which is ironic because I really don't.
пр дратути датути здравствуй дарова ку приветик приветики-пистолетики приветули здравия желаю вечер в хату позвольте поприветствовать. а ещё куча переделанных заимствований по типу салам хаюшки
Yesterday I was speaking to a young Russian dude through an app and he started doing backflips and self-combusting after hearing my level after 5 months... So it's not impossible, it just takes daily f*** work and MOST OF ALL following all the advice mentioned in this video 😁
Pfff, what ns, real db op, edit out the misused food term eat, it’s beyond disrespectful to food, eat doesn’t belong in the same sentence with any word that isn’t a fruit or a vegetable!
Borscht can be different Ukrainian borsch, Russian borsch, Polish borsch, etc. The funny thing is that the recipe is slightly different from each other. Ukrainians seem to always make borscht with sour cream, Russians are more spicy, but I don’t know about Polish ones, I just heard that there is Polish borscht.
Как русский живущий в Сибири заявляю , что разници в борщах нет , мы так же едим его со сметаной и салос с чесноком , я бы не давал борщу украинские корни , так как мы досихпор нехрена не можем определиться от куда он
The thing is, there is no difference in borsch between countries, but there can be a huge differences in recipe between families. Even between mother and grandmother in a single family. It's just about small changes in recipe, sometimes not that small. You can taste infinite amount of different borsch in Ukraine, or Russia, or Belarus, etc.
I agree with the comments above - there is one generic borch recipe. The difference is in what you use as a filler. Ukranians use salo (bacon i guess?) and garlic, as far as i know, Belorussian use pompushki (a small round bread), we, Russian use sour cream and some herbs. The fillers are based on what each region is rich for.
Как человек, который родился и вырос в Санкт-Петербурге, могу сказать, что таким способом даже мы, обычные русские люди, не сможем отличить вас от носителей. Огромное спасибо за такой прекрасный туториал!
3:45 "Я люблю тЫ" Finally, after all these years the Ы sound reached its perfection. Dear Language Simp you have become the true Russian officially! Прими уверение, уважаемый, я рад за тебя!
The достопримечательности joke was so good. Everyone who has ever learned Russian as a second language shares the experience where we first see this word and think “Oh my god, what have I gotten myself into”.
As a russian learner, I can consider that I am now fluent as I know how to write and say out loud "здравствуйте" without any mistake now thanks to you! As this word is really complicated, it means that I can speak russian fluently from now! This video really does work 👍🏻
2:43 We have a similar saying in Poland: Jedno oko na Maroko, drugie na Kaukaz, which roughly translates to "One eye on Morocco, the other on the Caucasus". I think this is funny, how Slavic languages are similar in the most unexpected aspects.
Это просто гениально. Самое страшное, что слыша одновременно и русский и английский, я в один момент просто перестал понимать что здесь вообще происходит. Кстати у тебя хорошее произношение)
я учу английский и твой видео - самое лучшее аудирование ахаха. мне кажется, что в целом английский подтянулся из-за того, что я просто смотрю твой контент поэтому жду видео 🦫 тостер
Pro Tip - Learn how to say "don't kick me" in Russian whenever you want to play CSGO for immersion, atleast you play a round or two(if you're lucky) before getting kicked😊
In case you don't understand the joke "speak russian like a native speaker from Kazakhstan" - in the northern regions of this country everyone speaks russian and for many kazakhs there it's their first language. They indeed speak fluent
not only from northern regions man, its second official language in kazakhstan, i would say that up to 80-85% of kazakhstan’s population speaks russian fluently and almost 95% can at least understand it
Ага, тоже орнул. Это самый тяжёлый писатель из школьной программы. Даже Толстой проще, то просто графоман, там можно без потери сути пол книги пролистать. Но самое главное смысл! Его нет я хер его знает че там весь запад тащится именно с Толстого и Достоевского. Вот Раскольников угандошил бабку обухом топора - символично!!! Острием он убил в себе все человеческое. Ну что за бред! Он же просто за деньгами шел, он же не мясник, разделывать бабку не собирался... вроде... хотя дело в Петербурге было... хмммм... надо перечитать....
Это просто невероятно! Один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ (уже кричала в голос, но про себя, ведь я на работе). С игры в кс просто порвало от смеха 😂😂😂 ❤❤❤
I am american and Idon' t have 5 minutes. It seems I am starting to speak russian. Спасибо тебе большое, брат. Твоя методика реально работает. 😮 Я вообще не знал языка в начале просмотра и теперь я говорю свободно по-русски!
as someone from the middle east, look at a rusian native's comment with a genshin pfp makes my brain undergoes the transition to a unicellular AI module....
unironically this type of videos actually help people on their first steps, because of how cool and interesting a language can be. Thanks Language Lord!
I highly advise starting with these words, as they are very commonly used throughout conversations! Щит (shield) Книга (book) Фарт (luck) Как? (How?) Факт (fact)
1:17 as a native russian speaker i understand to some degree othr slavic languages, i learned english(actually i had english class since kindergarden and it never stopped... ) and learning german, but i strugle with turkish because words are just not making any sense for me yet... 3:33 yes, but it have only 3 times... and english have like 9... still haven't learned them at this point... maybe never will... even though i read in english with no broblems
As a native speaker of russian I must admit that you forgot one extremely important filler word - kak by. And then if you add this one you will sound completely like a Russian. As the result we get this flow of speech - blin nuu kak by tipa vprintsipye ckazhem vobshem da blyat idi naxui
As a native Russian speaker I must say that you forgot a very important word that is gonna make you sound like a good Russian speaker which is koroche (короче) use it in every sentence and Russians won't recognize the imposter.
Although cases are not the hardest thing. It is if you are from US maybe, but the use of perfect and imperfect verbs plus the prefixes, are the things that will give you cancer.
No one in Russia says toster and bussines lady in dialogue at the game man ( it litteraly means toster and businnes lady like in your language and its not a bad words liike "suka" )
Ты учишь русский, а я учу так же американский, тоже не легко учиться ваш язык, но он и правда легче британского, ты мотивируешь меня прям учить английский, спасибо 😃😥
no, in a counter-strike Russians treat all native speakers normally (I’m Russian). What about the word “hello” - if it’s quite difficult for you to pronounce it, then you can replace it with other words, fortunately there are a lot of them.
As a Russian, I can confirm my morning routine involves the following I start out with a Special Getting out of Bed operation. I then undergo a Special Caloric Operation and take a Special Transportation Operation to my Special Making a Living Operation
If you don't have Дегтярёва Пехотный 27, индекс ГАУ - 56-Р-321, калибра 7.62x54R, с дисковым магазином 1928 года выпуска in your closet-forget about it.
Dude- there were 49 letters in Old Russian. Over several centuries, it has been simplified to 33 letters. For a native speaker of modern Russian, learning the Old Slavic alphabet is an immersion into the depths of the thousand-year-old wisdom of the ancestors...
Wow it actually worked holy shit
Nu tipa zdravstvuitye
biznes ledi
blya nuuuu
Idi Nahuj
Zdsvstvyite dryg
For people not from Russia. WARNING: IF YOU TRY TO LEARN RUSSIAN FROM COUNTER STRIKE YOU CAN ACCIDENTALLY LEARN POLISH, SERBIAN, UKRAINIAN OR SOME OTHER SLAVIC LANGUAGE INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN
They aren't dangerous,
but if you accidentally say Croatian dialect for example: kruh instead of Hleb like in Serbian dialect then pray for life because Luka modrič will come to your house and you'll turn into a soccer ball
you can easily tell Poles from Russians: say pshekpshek per-dole (hello beautiful friend) in Polish. If you'll hear agressive hissing noises it were Poles
its pretty easy to tell the difference. for example if you hear "blya" every 2 word that's russian
@@ImPedofinderGeneralhow bold of you to assume that we can pronounce this...
Inter Slavic language! 🤩🤩
Посмотрел 2 раза и забыл русский
бизнес леди?
ну в принципе, скажем
тостер
блин
Nu blin
As a Russian speaker, I can confirm that I use "toaster" and "business lady" as filler words
Не такой как все
nuu vobshem tipa da...
Really? I am seriously trying to learn Russian. Can I get more tips?
@@RobertJeilish no, it's joke
It took me a while before I understood what "business lady" is a euphemism for...
i've laughed to tears at Достоwasteoftimesky, спасибо за существование, лангуаге симп
Instructions unclear,now I speak fluently French
as a russian speaker i forgot how to speak russian
as a french speaker i forgot how to speak french
Pourquoi t'es-tu encore trompé? C'est la troisième fois cette semaine!
Oui oui baguette
maintenant quoi
С "один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ" проорал так, что всю семью разбудил. Это было очень хорошо, языковой простофиля, жму руку 🤝
я тоже хахахах пословица топ
I know the Cyrillic alphabet, yet I still cannot process the letters fast - languages with alphabets that are harder than the Latin alphabet are so complicated and Russian is a category 5 language tho it’s way easier than Chinese languages and Japanese which are category 10 with impossible characters and tones! Irish and Scottish Gaelic are the hardest languages I am learning, and they are both category 3 languages, so they are a bit harder than Hungarian and Latvian and Finnish which are category 2, especially the spelling is very complicated - I’ve been learning Gaelic all day today with Icelandic subs as I have a pretty good level in Icelandic that’s very close to advanced level! I highly recommend learning the prettiest and easiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / English / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese / Danish / Welsh / Breton / Cornish / Manx / Forn Svenska as they are way too pretty not to know, and Irish and Scottish Gaelic are also super gorgeous tho they are pretty complex, and Slovene is the easiest and prettiest Slavic language, so I highly recommend learning it as well, and Latvian and Hungarian and Latin and Galician and Occitan are also very pretty and easy, so they are all great options - I am upper intermediate level in Icelandic and Norse and German and advanced level in Norwegian and upper advanced level in Dutch and mid intermediate level in Welsh / Swedish / Portuguese / French / Italian and writer level in English and native speaker level in Spanish!
@@FrozenMermaid666cyrillic is easier than roman letters in english for me tbh
through
though
drought
trough
brought
the "ough" makes 5 different sounds
Nope, English is the easiest language ever and the easiest to use and type on any device and the Latin alphabet is the easiest alphabet ever! If one learns every English word automatically with its spelling and pronunciation, one will be able to type each word automatically, just like I am typing all the English words, and it only feels difficult if one doesn’t know the words automatically yet and isn’t native speaker level or at least advanced level yet and if one isn’t learning the words properly with their pronunciation and spelling and if one isn’t revising them enough! That’s why I highly recommend actively revising each word at least thirty times over a longer period of time to learn each word automatically as well as seeing the words many times inactively by watching every video with subs in the target languages, and, using the language or languages a lot nay typing the words and all sorts of sentences a lot every day or regularly, to fully develop an automatic mode in the new language or languages! Like, I have a fully developed English mode! So, I type every word automatically without even having to think about it and I have no difficulty saying or typing or differentiating between though and thru or through and thorough and trough and rough and cough and bough and brought and drought and draught and ought etc!
@@FrozenMermaid666 I'm a native english speaker, english is the easiest to YOU, but it's hardly the easiest language ever
Russian and basically every other language out there only feels difficult if you don't know the words automatically, that's just called not knowing the language enough
4:16 there’s 7 words, the last one is «короче» (koroche) when Russians trying to explain something that take a lot of time to explain, they use this word and starting explain it even longer than it can be without this word
"Кароче” is the word parasite, so don’t be surprised if a person uses this word to explain, the explanation itself turns out to be longer than without it.
"короче" can be translated as "long story short" or something like this
ты имеешь ввиду In brief
Ситуации две когда используют короче/или короче говоря, это когда хотят быстро проскочить текущую тему не объясняя причин, второй вариант описали вы
I once tried to learn Russian. The only things I learned to say were, 'good,' 'thank you' and 'I speak Russian,' which is ironic because I really don't.
You can say: "Ya nye gavaryu pa ruski" instead
I am Russian, so I'm fluent in the Russian language. But after this video I became so fluent that even my russian friends don't understand me
Toster vobshem? Nu tipaaa
@@artillepsy3172business lady?
@@artillepsy3172 бизнес-леди (biznes ledi)
Ладно
Relatable 🔥🔥
4:41 another important words in Russian. “Tak”, “scha”, “blin”, “suka”, “koroche”
poka
☝🤓 koroče* šča*
@@David280GG ići u rat
*karoche
@@neko2718_ *karoče *
as a Russian, I confirm that this is a real recipe for borscht
только вместо травы надо было добавить желейных червячков зеленых, тогда не отличить от оригинала
English: hi, hello, hey, yo, heyo.
Russian: привет, прив, здарова, здравствуйте, здраст, приветству. Думаю это далеко не всë...
Казахский: Дарова сайпал
пр дратути датути здравствуй дарова ку приветик приветики-пистолетики приветули здравия желаю вечер в хату позвольте поприветствовать. а ещё куча переделанных заимствований по типу салам хаюшки
@@radopiemo сап, сяп
«дароути» вообще-то. как ты мог забыть???
@@kanylllkaдарова кутакбас ❤
Я почти умер когда он готовил американский борщ 💀
бля нууу... типа даа
@@imperialofficer6185 бизнес-леди, тостер типа
Ну если траву не добавлять будет даже вкусно хоть и приторно
@@user-ld7mz6lf7u достопримечательность гей дравствуйте
Согл
Бля, ну впринципе...вообщем да. Бизнес леди, тостер!
Ну бля кароче впринципе дааааааа.... Тостер?ну здравствуйте
@@user-jy3lj4dw7o Ссср водка медведь?
@@Nopendos хардбасс водка путин путин Жопа привет
@@Nopendos балалайка ☝
Тостер впринципе
"Ы" doesn't make "eeeeee" sound, it makes "Ы" sound
Yesterday I was speaking to a young Russian dude through an app and he started doing backflips and self-combusting after hearing my level after 5 months...
So it's not impossible, it just takes daily f*** work and MOST OF ALL following all the advice mentioned in this video 😁
Прогрессируешь, Симп. Уже почти выучил букву «ы». Уже почти слышится -уй
😅😅😅😂😂😂
он выдавил ы примерно на 24%
@@Gleb-ht6yv все думал как он читает слог ХЫ
Осталась Х
Ему сто раз написали в ролике про Дору, где было правильно. Пока чето не вышло все еще, в принципе пиздец бля. Типа.
‘you are what you eat, so in order to think like a russian, you need to eat a russian.’
No, that only applies to Tok Pisin
cringe
Не кринж, вполне рабочая схема
Pfff, what ns, real db op, edit out the misused food term eat, it’s beyond disrespectful to food, eat doesn’t belong in the same sentence with any word that isn’t a fruit or a vegetable!
Pfff, what ns!
Borscht can be different
Ukrainian borsch, Russian borsch, Polish borsch, etc.
The funny thing is that the recipe is slightly different from each other. Ukrainians seem to always make borscht with sour cream, Russians are more spicy, but I don’t know about Polish ones, I just heard that there is Polish borscht.
Как русский живущий в Сибири заявляю , что разници в борщах нет , мы так же едим его со сметаной и салос с чесноком , я бы не давал борщу украинские корни , так как мы досихпор нехрена не можем определиться от куда он
Можно сказать так, чтоб никому обидно не было:
борщ - славянский, так можно и не спорить :)
The thing is, there is no difference in borsch between countries, but there can be a huge differences in recipe between families. Even between mother and grandmother in a single family. It's just about small changes in recipe, sometimes not that small. You can taste infinite amount of different borsch in Ukraine, or Russia, or Belarus, etc.
Yes
I agree with the comments above - there is one generic borch recipe. The difference is in what you use as a filler. Ukranians use salo (bacon i guess?) and garlic, as far as i know, Belorussian use pompushki (a small round bread), we, Russian use sour cream and some herbs. The fillers are based on what each region is rich for.
АХАХАХАХАХАХАХА, Я УМЕР С "один глаз на вас, другой на кавказ"
Дора: bro , I'm here, you can stop 🥲
Симп: Спасибо большое 🙏 🇺🇸 🤝 🇷🇺
Дора: 🫂
Мр Симп, это правда ?
@@khalxd-Aurusyes
He was doing a stream where he would say ы for 24 hours continuous unless Дора tells him to stop
So she did in the second hour
Ohhh, such a cute story
Да, это на стриме было
Я китаец. Два раза смотрел это видео, я уже говорю по-русски. Ну, типа, в принципе..
Партия гордится тобой
Тостер бизнеслэди
@@neko2718_ молодец! плюс 100 социальных кредитов
+100 social кредитов, партия дарует вам чашку риса с курицей и кошку-жену.
@@neko2718_ молодец! + 100 социальных кредитов
Language Simp and NFKRZ was the collab I didn't know I needed
Vprintsipye - самое важное. Им можно на любой вопрос отвечать. Просто с разной интонацией 👌🏻
Твоё "goodbye" всегда дарит улыбку.
i knew it 😂
yea its funny
в этот момент понимаешь всю нелепость деления слов и выражений на цензурные и нецензурные. Такая милота )))
Number 1 Russian learning tip: words do not matter, only intonations do
Well, I think this rule applies for every other language (if you can pronounce the words audibly at least) :D
Как человек, который родился и вырос в Санкт-Петербурге, могу сказать, что таким способом даже мы, обычные русские люди, не сможем отличить вас от носителей. Огромное спасибо за такой прекрасный туториал!
Friendly reminder for English native speakers! Russian = sarcasm
you got it right, learning Russian should be and can be fun. got inspired by you and will throw in a few episodes, hope it will crack a few smiles ; ]
3:45
"Я люблю тЫ"
Finally, after all these years the Ы sound reached its perfection. Dear Language Simp you have become the true Russian officially!
Прими уверение, уважаемый, я рад за тебя!
No more *УИ* ...
Я рад за ты
Я рад за ты
Not even close, if you ask me. No not-russian can ever pronounce "Ы" right
@@callmeniac That's why no one asked you :)
The достопримечательности joke was so good. Everyone who has ever learned Russian as a second language shares the experience where we first see this word and think “Oh my god, what have I gotten myself into”.
As a russian learner, I can consider that I am now fluent as I know how to write and say out loud "здравствуйте" without any mistake now thanks to you! As this word is really complicated, it means that I can speak russian fluently from now! This video really does work 👍🏻
hi! i’m native russian speaker, so i suggest that i help you with learning russian, and you can help me with english)
Your “Vsem idi na hui” is so motivational and lovely ❤
2:43 We have a similar saying in Poland: Jedno oko na Maroko, drugie na Kaukaz, which roughly translates to "One eye on Morocco, the other on the Caucasus". I think this is funny, how Slavic languages are similar in the most unexpected aspects.
I like how you guys still used the Caucasus, even though it doesn't rhyme
Bracia Słowianie 🇵🇱❤️🇷🇺
jedno oko na divoko
@@georgiykireev9678 It doesn't that's true, but Oko and Maroko does.
Oh thanks! I am learning Polish
Это просто гениально. Самое страшное, что слыша одновременно и русский и английский, я в один момент просто перестал понимать что здесь вообще происходит. Кстати у тебя хорошее произношение)
Ржу, не могу😂😂😂😂
Спасибо, ты всегда поднимаешь настроение🥰
Один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ
Пацаны, это просто офигенно!
Врубил видос на повтор на ночь и очнулся уже посреди Сибири.
Чувствую себя Р У С С К И М...
Я РУССКИЙ, Я ИДУ ДО КОНЦА!
Поел борщ, с капусткой, но не красный
@@DM-ul5yc «белый борщ» называется 🤓
ты чего
поел бы борща, проснулся бы украинцем
@@user-vl4zv5mf6b поел картошки и стал Белорусом))))))
As a matter of fact a recommendation from NFKRZ is more like a label of shame than a sign of approval.
я учу английский и твой видео - самое лучшее аудирование ахаха. мне кажется, что в целом английский подтянулся из-за того, что я просто смотрю твой контент
поэтому жду видео 🦫 тостер
As a russian, i approve of this video.
yeah, it's flawless
бля, ну типа в общем, гей бизнес леди
тостер
@@abcxyz12e Да, да, я понимаю.
Дааааа@@abcxyz12e
кроме борща
thank you I just purchased the country of kazakhstan using this video
Biznes ledy
@@maratuly_a Тостер(toster)
One of your best videos ever
Вынесло на моменте с кс 😂😂😂
Сначала подумала это реальная запись
Pro Tip - Learn how to say "don't kick me" in Russian whenever you want to play CSGO for immersion, atleast you play a round or two(if you're lucky) before getting kicked😊
Bro the russians are usually shit at the game, and if you play with a friend getting kicken is impossible due to how the system works
💀💀💀💀
i shit you not i got kicked many times by russians just because im not russian
in Russian that would be "не кикайте!"
@@yourneighbourr ne kikaite
In case you don't understand the joke "speak russian like a native speaker from Kazakhstan" - in the northern regions of this country everyone speaks russian and for many kazakhs there it's their first language. They indeed speak fluent
not only from northern regions man, its second official language in kazakhstan, i would say that up to 80-85% of kazakhstan’s population speaks russian fluently and almost 95% can at least understand it
Bruh, everyone speaks russian in Kazakhstan, but not everyone speaks kazakh here. Weird, huh
Но казахи говорят по-русски очень самобытно, особенно наши маты получаются классно))
Слово "заебал" в качестве приветствия - это вообще нечто))
true, i have 2 friends from kazakhstan and none of them can speak kazakh
@@rakhatthenut3815 true my childhood friend immigrated from Kazakhstan and spoke perfect Russian without any accent at the age of 8-9
I freaking exploded when the CS GO match started. Top tier video
Лучший урок по изучению моего родного языка, действительно действенные советы😂
Ну, типа, да
бизнес леди
в принципе
@@goblinslayer2891 типа да
нуууууу@@smyaeer6746
Тостер
Достоwasteoftimesky made me press that like button. It echoed too well with my schooltime resentment towards all of his novels except for C&P.
Ага, тоже орнул. Это самый тяжёлый писатель из школьной программы. Даже Толстой проще, то просто графоман, там можно без потери сути пол книги пролистать. Но самое главное смысл! Его нет я хер его знает че там весь запад тащится именно с Толстого и Достоевского. Вот Раскольников угандошил бабку обухом топора - символично!!! Острием он убил в себе все человеческое. Ну что за бред! Он же просто за деньгами шел, он же не мясник, разделывать бабку не собирался... вроде... хотя дело в Петербурге было... хмммм... надо перечитать....
NFKRZ and Language Simp collab?? Actually the only two youtubers i watch. Epic
Это просто невероятно!
Один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ (уже кричала в голос, но про себя, ведь я на работе).
С игры в кс просто порвало от смеха 😂😂😂
❤❤❤
I am american and Idon' t have 5 minutes. It seems I am starting to speak russian. Спасибо тебе большое, брат. Твоя методика реально работает. 😮 Я вообще не знал языка в начале просмотра и теперь я говорю свободно по-русски!
As Russian, I can подтвердить, что твой русский на уровне носителя
why need to learn nazi ruzzian language
На самом деле у тебя довольно посредственный русский, ещё работать и работать
American с маленькой буквы написал. Тебя раскрыли, русский шпион, сдавайся)
@@deadbread8446 Stop showing off. That comment is absolutely correct, it's literally native speaker level translation
As a russian, I guess this video will be really useful for me
Was it ?
@@Yoyoadventure definitely blya
@@Yoyoadventure Тостер
as someone from the middle east, look at a rusian native's comment with a genshin pfp makes my brain undergoes the transition to a unicellular AI module....
@@libra592 wow
Слишком недооценённый канал! Обожаю этот канал!
initially borscht was only a Russian dish
Now that I've watched this video 2 times, I'm a fluent Russian Speaker.
You watch it twice to гтдукт ше
Watch it 3rice and youll turn into a bear
You didn’t because you commented one minute after the video posted and the video is six minutes long
impossible... at the latest time you could've posted this comment, the video would've only been 5 minutes old.
@@keltonleung3916 That's the joke...
unironically this type of videos actually help people on their first steps, because of how cool and interesting a language can be. Thanks Language Lord!
You’re the man!
AHAHHA the ending of the video is literally my mood, this is genius
1:47 every Russian and Ukrainian: dies inside
Nu eto pizdets kakoy-to prosto
😱😱
@@pawlo_sanycz Agreed
as a Ukrainian, I agree with that
as a Russian, I agree with that
I highly advise starting with these words, as they are very commonly used throughout conversations!
Щит (shield)
Книга (book)
Фарт (luck)
Как? (How?)
Факт (fact)
are you fighting in a war or smth if shield is used commonly in your opinion?
@@craftah...yes, we are
@@craftah this russian words have very sussy pronunciation in English
Shield- щит[shit]
Book - книга [knigga]
Luck - фарт [fart]
Fact - факт [fuckt]
@@hell_flames5675was 2 "g" nessesery?)
@@hell_flames5675 How - как [cock]
As a Russian - Russian language is worth learning just to read "The Brothers Karamazov". But I did not understand that when I was younger.
1:17 as a native russian speaker i understand to some degree othr slavic languages, i learned english(actually i had english class since kindergarden and it never stopped... ) and learning german, but i strugle with turkish because words are just not making any sense for me yet...
3:33 yes, but it have only 3 times... and english have like 9... still haven't learned them at this point... maybe never will... even though i read in english with no broblems
На 7 шаге должно быть ещё 7 слово - "короче"
один на вас другой на кавказ
а он реально хорош
It's amazing, when I watched this video I forgot Russian and learned it again
As a native speaker of russian I must admit that you forgot one extremely important filler word - kak by. And then if you add this one you will sound completely like a Russian. As the result we get this flow of speech - blin nuu kak by tipa vprintsipye ckazhem vobshem da blyat idi naxui
Is it "как ву" or "как бу"? And what does it mean?
Бизнес леди
@@Red_Skies нет
@@faneeee3716 it is «kak bы». «Ы» like Language Simp pronounce it on 2:36. «kak bы» means «sort of» or «something like that» or «kinda», типа того
@@pawlo_sanycz спосибо, я думал это сленг 😂
2:36 наконец-то Языковой Симп правильно произнёс звук [ы]
Он произнёс «Э». Но это ближе к «Ы», чем «уй».
По моему, это ор козла.
@@Fifasher2K Тоже верно.
@@Fifasher2K ’merican goat
Не-а, я всё ещё недоволен
As a native Russian speaker I must say that you forgot a very important word that is gonna make you sound like a good Russian speaker which is koroche (короче) use it in every sentence and Russians won't recognize the imposter.
luv this dude
нууу ээээ хороший видео. бизнес леди
тостер, типа ну вообщем
I am now fluent in Russian,thank you LanguageSimp! 🇺🇿 🇺🇿
Can you read Arabic Alphabet (i mean in which script uzbek lanuguase is written? I heard it is in Arabic script
@@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eono, it uses common Latin alphabet
Language Shrimp 🦐
@@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eo it is eithet Cyrillic or Latin, nowadays mainly Latin
Although cases are not the hardest thing. It is if you are from US maybe, but the use of perfect and imperfect verbs plus the prefixes, are the things that will give you cancer.
No one in Russia says toster and bussines lady in dialogue at the game man ( it litteraly means toster and businnes lady like in your language and its not a bad words liike "suka" )
wdym I always say business lady when I play counter strike
Ну ты и бизнес леди, Тостер
As a native russian speaker, I can say that the filler words were explained nice.
Ну типа это правда, впринципе
Ты учишь русский, а я учу так же американский, тоже не легко учиться ваш язык, но он и правда легче британского, ты мотивируешь меня прям учить английский, спасибо 😃😥
no, in a counter-strike Russians treat all native speakers normally (I’m Russian). What about the word “hello” - if it’s quite difficult for you to pronounce it, then you can replace it with other words, fortunately there are a lot of them.
4:23 Also: "koroche", "kak by", "vot", "chestno/grubo/myagko govorya", "naprimer" "dopustim". We call them "parasite-words" - "слова-паразиты"
нууу эээ типа в общем и вприпципе спасибо, теперь я, благодаря просмотру данного видео несколько раз, говорю по русски свободно
Ну, типа, да тостер
Бизнес тостер
Ещё не посмотрел видео, но уже носитель. Просто чудо.
Didn't watched video yet, but I'm already native. What a miracle.
I like how you pronounced toster in Russia. I want 10 hours version now
oh god!!!!
the NFKRZ collab is great!!
i love you both!!!
you two are the light on youtube!!
0:44
NO WAY
AN EPIC CROSSOVER ITS HAPPENING
Gigachad meets each other 💪
Shipping Roman and Language Simp is a fanfic goldmine.
Call a Russophobe to learn Russian 👏
Russophobe is not a gigachad
@@1_1__1_1Russian russophobe?? You good??
@@aeluzarii he spreads anti-Russian propaganda, what else can he be called? Although I know how, you’re unlikely to understand)
Thank you, i am as russian tryed this method. And I learned Polski and Turkiye languages
he is right, the method works, i finally remembered my Russian now)) me being from Russia myself vopshem.
For a Bulgarian person, Russian isnt a separate language. It is just a Bulgarian dialect with different grammar and some different letters.
As a Russian, I can confirm my morning routine involves the following
I start out with a Special Getting out of Bed operation. I then undergo a Special Caloric Operation and take a Special Transportation Operation to my Special Making a Living Operation
I really love the beginning , плотный салам из Казахстана тебе
😂😂😂 I love the last tip so much
Коллаборация с Романом была неожиданной и приятной)
If you don't have Дегтярёва Пехотный 27, индекс ГАУ - 56-Р-321, калибра 7.62x54R, с дисковым магазином 1928 года выпуска in your closet-forget about it.
As a native Russian speaker I say it is true. I learned Russian like that when I was a kid :))
Ну типа ну да бизнес леди
The borscht is wild tho
wtf, I didn't expect Roman to appear. Like!
I am proud for participating in creating of this masterpiece
Finally a new video. Keep em coming, sunshine.
Duude, borscht is a traditional Slavic dish. This soup has nothing relate with any country. Don't mislead people!
Dude- there were 49 letters in Old Russian. Over several centuries, it has been simplified to 33 letters. For a native speaker of modern Russian, learning the Old Slavic alphabet is an immersion into the depths of the thousand-year-old wisdom of the ancestors...
2:55 По факту Россия единственная страна у которой приветствие начинается с числа... (3дравствуйте)
Здоровеньки буллы
@@user-bi4eo3ys1fздоровые буллы... Это приветствие индейцев или африканцев (я просто не помню, где ещё буллы водятся)?)))