Polyglot Takes DNA Test (SHOCKING RESULTS)

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    I am a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who speaks over 50 languages fluently. In this video, I take a look at my ethnic make-up through a DNA test. I am not happy the results, and they were so unexpected.

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  • @vasilijtrajkovski6648
    @vasilijtrajkovski6648 Před 10 měsíci +1996

    I am confused as to why most people on youtube are commenting about the most random things, while barely anyone is talking about what's actually going on.
    I mean, he JUST found out that he's adopted, and learned that most of his life was a lie, and it's not his fault for not knowing that.
    This makes him exposed to potential mental illnesses and disorders, that can negatively impact his life.
    I don't know what it's like, but DNA tests can be very traumatising, no matter the accuracy.
    But, it's the truth, which you can never hide from. Best of luck, and stay safe.

    • @Canaanenee
      @Canaanenee Před 10 měsíci +2

      I mean he gotta accept such thing 🤡🤠
      Not a thing to be ashamed of, like the rest of white Americans, and what's even funnier that some white racist Americans want arab, asian, black decent to go back to aisa, middle east and africa , and they don't know they belong to europe, just si funny and double-standard oriented 😭🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @speedy4410
      @speedy4410 Před 10 měsíci +44

      lol

    • @Karansharma69420
      @Karansharma69420 Před 10 měsíci +78

      Bro what

    • @Kaz-sg1ih
      @Kaz-sg1ih Před 10 měsíci +30

      chad

    • @etruscanetwork
      @etruscanetwork Před 10 měsíci +39

      Based

  • @rookie5026
    @rookie5026 Před 10 měsíci +4933

    Imagine if 50% of his heritage comes from Esperanto speaking family members

    • @poiuuiopl9623
      @poiuuiopl9623 Před 10 měsíci +94

      ​@Giovanimoretzo i would too

    • @n_9_70
      @n_9_70 Před 10 měsíci +127

      that is a fate i wouldnt wish even on my worst enemy

    • @KostyaT
      @KostyaT Před 10 měsíci +41

      maybe he's related to Zamenhof through that 1.7% ;)

    • @paulochon7692
      @paulochon7692 Před 10 měsíci +22

      No they spoke AASL and Toki Pona

    • @zeeveestudios
      @zeeveestudios Před 10 měsíci +17

      So 50% of his ancestry doesn’t even exist?

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 Před 10 měsíci +1520

    It's not easy being French. My sympathy goes to the people who have been diagnosed as French. It automatically puts your life at hardcore difficulty

    • @sacha_msky
      @sacha_msky Před 10 měsíci +15

      Not funny

    • @peterlad
      @peterlad Před 10 měsíci +126

      @@sacha_mskyfunny

    • @xXxSkyViperxXx
      @xXxSkyViperxXx Před 10 měsíci +9

      yes because french is the big geh

    • @sacha_msky
      @sacha_msky Před 10 měsíci +17

      @@xXxSkyViperxXx cry more about our superioty

    • @sacha_msky
      @sacha_msky Před 10 měsíci +19

      @@peterlad when a joke is done x times its not funny anymore, u like it because it criticizing france make u feel less jealous towards france. But you shouldnt be jealous at all, let me be happy about my country.

  • @aeskin1
    @aeskin1 Před 10 měsíci +594

    Interestingly, as a part French he apologized to Moroccans and Algerians. As a part Italian he apologized to Lybians. But as a part German he didn't apologize to anybody...

  • @zeroeffortbasically
    @zeroeffortbasically Před 10 měsíci +586

    I'm from Russia and I took a test to find out I'm 100% East Slavic (Ukrainians, Russians, Belarussians and Rusins). I was laughing so much. I thought it is not possible to be that monoethnical
    UPD:
    It's even worse. They (test company) have differentiations in East Slavic ethnics, so I'm 100% Russian, not even a pile of Ukrainian or Belarussian

    • @zeroeffortbasically
      @zeroeffortbasically Před 10 měsíci +170

      At least I'm not french

    • @ellevasc
      @ellevasc Před 10 měsíci +27

      gosh not even sth like poland or czechia to mix it up 😭

    • @Gaibreel
      @Gaibreel Před 10 měsíci +30

      I was told I was 100 percent ukranian but nah I'm 57 percent ukranian/Russian 😂 I'm not mad.

    • @zeroeffortbasically
      @zeroeffortbasically Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@ellevasc I know Czech, that makes things better

    • @zeroeffortbasically
      @zeroeffortbasically Před 10 měsíci +17

      @@Gaibreel I'm legit 75% Russian, 25% Rusin. And I have historical records about that, but still (:

  • @TXTsOneAndOnly
    @TXTsOneAndOnly Před 10 měsíci +723

    i'm gonna be honest, at first i thought he was one of those serious multilingual guys. this is even better 😭

    • @SageArdor
      @SageArdor Před 10 měsíci +57

      kpop profile pic. I respect your shamelessness.
      also welcome. basically all of Language Simp's content is like this.

    • @kookie-py
      @kookie-py Před 10 měsíci +20

      @@SageArdor i have shamelessness too

    • @sarasarita8855
      @sarasarita8855 Před 10 měsíci +10

      ⁠​⁠@@SageArdorI have shamelessness too

    • @TXTsOneAndOnly
      @TXTsOneAndOnly Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@SageArdor stan txt

    • @kookie-py
      @kookie-py Před 10 měsíci

      @@sarasarita8855 whats up my fellow shamelessness

  • @zapmayor4867
    @zapmayor4867 Před 10 měsíci +1962

    My dearest condolences to everyone who have to face such tragic discovery. Hope you learn to deal with being french

    • @Madwonk
      @Madwonk Před 10 měsíci

      My ancestors are Germans traced back to Alcase-Lorraine (specifically Strasbourg area) which is extremely mindfuck when I learned that it's today part of France, fucking baguette eating colonizers took my land after my ancestors left to America
      tl;dr I can technically say I'm french but only out of spite

    • @Odah_
      @Odah_ Před 10 měsíci +44

      Such a shame having a huge cultural background like that... In such a historic and touristic country that everyone wants to visit...

    • @EarlofBusterbrook
      @EarlofBusterbrook Před 10 měsíci +65

      exactly, I'd be sad too if I found out I was French

    • @zapmayor4867
      @zapmayor4867 Před 10 měsíci +45

      @@Odah_ most of them just wanna go to paris (they don't know any other city in france) for mostly no other reason than it being paris

    • @cici.ngxenge
      @cici.ngxenge Před 10 měsíci +30

      ​@@zapmayor4867true 😂😂 and it's the fact that other cities in France are much more beautiful and interesting.

  • @KessaWitdaFro
    @KessaWitdaFro Před 10 měsíci +87

    You know the parody is on point when it's *actually* indistinguishable from *actual* *european-americans* reading their 23&me reports 😂

  • @starrstruck
    @starrstruck Před 10 měsíci +837

    This was so heartbreaking to watch 💔 I remember the day I found out I was European. Someone pointed at where we were on the globe and I broke down in tears. My heart goes out to you.

    • @retinazer9779
      @retinazer9779 Před 10 měsíci +7

      You should know if you are European lol

    • @RaffleRaffle
      @RaffleRaffle Před 10 měsíci +31

      ​​@@retinazer9779west Asians and north Africans have entered the chat:

    • @retinazer9779
      @retinazer9779 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@RaffleRaffle still

    • @RaffleRaffle
      @RaffleRaffle Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@retinazer9779 white skin literally evolved in west Asia. It spread with the rise of agriculture in the middle east, so when agriculture spread to Europe, so did white skin

    • @RaffleRaffle
      @RaffleRaffle Před 10 měsíci +8

      @@yeetman843 Iranians are literally white. Same with north Africans. Infact Iranians are the Aryans Hitler was obsessed about. He was friends with the king of Persia, or caliphate or whatever it was at the time, and Hitler convinced him to changed Persia to Iran, as Iran was the original name, which means land of the Aryans

  • @Thunderglue
    @Thunderglue Před 10 měsíci +2034

    As a German from Northrhine Westphalia, I have to say I am very proud of what you have become.
    -Dad

    • @parttimegorilla
      @parttimegorilla Před 10 měsíci +29

      As someone from NRW: Mein Beileid 💐

    • @josiekoch7589
      @josiekoch7589 Před 10 měsíci

      literally like 75% of white americans are predominantly ethnically NRW german lmao

    • @cyannanima2505
      @cyannanima2505 Před 10 měsíci +22

      Als eine (leider) Person von nrw, Vater komm nach Hause wir haben Milch!

    • @redditfeed2024
      @redditfeed2024 Před 10 měsíci +9

      mine was the same as his but it was like 86% and the rest was Polish

    • @Thunderglue
      @Thunderglue Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@cyannanima2505 leider 💀

  • @valerioluizfelipe
    @valerioluizfelipe Před 10 měsíci +220

    I did a DNA test like that as a Brazilian, got roughly 60% Europe, 24% Africa, 11% Americas and 5% Middle Eastern/Maghrebi

    • @caveirasemnomecomsobrenome4122
      @caveirasemnomecomsobrenome4122 Před 10 měsíci +13

      onde tu fez esse teste meu mano?

    • @valerioluizfelipe
      @valerioluizfelipe Před 10 měsíci

      @@caveirasemnomecomsobrenome4122 é o teste da Genera, o basicão, só com a parte da ancestralidade e busca de parentes (não achei ninguém próximo). Pede pela internet, eles enviam pelo correio, você faz tudo e preenche o termo, avisa e eles mandam um cara buscar na sua casa pra levar ao laboratório.

    • @eu_bebo_oleo
      @eu_bebo_oleo Před 10 měsíci +2

      digam pra nós

    • @pedrocarias4767
      @pedrocarias4767 Před 10 měsíci

      @@caveirasemnomecomsobrenome4122 ​ @guig9400 No Brasil a empresa que faz é Genera

    • @Warlord7879
      @Warlord7879 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Merhaba

  • @Daniel-hj6ri
    @Daniel-hj6ri Před 10 měsíci +21

    Thumbnail : " I'M 28.2 % JAPANESE !! "
    DNA test : " Imma end this man whole career 🗿"

  • @Yudentheepicboy
    @Yudentheepicboy Před 10 měsíci +1410

    The face you use in your thumbnail should win an award for being the most entertaining, while still click-baity thing in the history of CZcams. It really just emphasizes how accomplished you are as a language learner, as well as a content creator.

    • @whitneysmiltank
      @whitneysmiltank Před 10 měsíci +18

      it's the absolute best

    • @Yudentheepicboy
      @Yudentheepicboy Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@whitneysmiltank tru

    • @Pero-zl4jp
      @Pero-zl4jp Před 10 měsíci +9

      Funny I didn’t even notice the clickbait I just see he uploaded and watches lmao

    • @urbanarchitect74
      @urbanarchitect74 Před 10 měsíci

      @@YudentheepicboyI just checked the thumbnail 💀💀💀

    • @jaif7327
      @jaif7327 Před 10 měsíci +6

      @@Pero-zl4jpit’s not clickbait lol it’s supposed to be a parody

  • @Liam-hy8kz
    @Liam-hy8kz Před 10 měsíci +399

    My name is literally Liam O'Brien so I took the ancestry test expecting to be 90% Irish. Turns out I'm only 4% Irish and I'm still mad about it

    • @MultiSpeedMetal
      @MultiSpeedMetal Před 10 měsíci +26

      I should only be about half but 23 and me says I'm 93%. There’s problems with their methodology or something.

    • @anabeatr1x
      @anabeatr1x Před 10 měsíci +6

      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @robertjenkins6132
      @robertjenkins6132 Před 10 měsíci +25

      Do you see Conan O'Brien at your family gatherings?

    • @r4f213
      @r4f213 Před 10 měsíci +16

      Take another test on another site to confirm this, or take one from your parents or grandparents.

    • @GenericUsername1388
      @GenericUsername1388 Před 10 měsíci +32

      I'm more Irish than you and I'm Portuguese 😂
      *I mean spicy Spanish *

  • @toffee005
    @toffee005 Před 10 měsíci +65

    I've not taken a DNA test yet, but sometime in the future I definitely want to do it. If it turns out I'm not at least 65% hungarian I'll be seriously mad.

    • @AAA-a-a-a
      @AAA-a-a-a Před 10 měsíci +10

      Greetings from Slovakia, my 65% Hungarian brother. I myself have the blood of Hungarians running through my veins.

    • @IDFB2When
      @IDFB2When Před 10 měsíci +2

      Toffee same here except for me it's any spanish speaking country's blood because my parents always told me that I'm puerto rican

    • @williambranch4283
      @williambranch4283 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Jumping out of the frying pan into the goulash? Paprika me if you agree ;-))

    • @lucianomezzetta4332
      @lucianomezzetta4332 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ask for a refund.

    • @MisterPyOne
      @MisterPyOne Před 6 měsíci

      I miss my Hungarian gf

  • @ang-3-l
    @ang-3-l Před 10 měsíci +12

    hey language simp, as a balkan I love your content, always makes my day a little better, keep at it, you're hilarious, lots of love

  • @reverendnon5959
    @reverendnon5959 Před 10 měsíci +180

    Симп, тебе назначена встреча с Дорой завтра в центре Питера, даже не думай не появиться!

    • @Da...
      @Da... Před 10 měsíci +12

      1:30 в клубе на Думской улице

    • @TransistorLSD
      @TransistorLSD Před 10 měsíci +5

      ​@@Da...Doomская улица

    • @user-to5fs3nw3q
      @user-to5fs3nw3q Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@TransistorLSD ♂️ coom ♂️ ская улица

    • @ethernalclassic3076
      @ethernalclassic3076 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@serj2063это дура

    • @VasiliyOgniov
      @VasiliyOgniov Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@serj2063наоборот зумерская. У неё несколько лет назад был хит с припевом "Потому что Дора - дура/ Супер дура, Дора - дура", к которой, собственно, Симп и отсылал. Довольно популярна среди молодёжи, кстати. Милкис даже делал ограниченную серию бутылок с ней на обёртке (видел пару раз в магазине). Но я не шарю и слышал только "Дору - дуру", так что больше рассказать не могу, но это, как говорят у нас в деревне, the jist of it

  • @dhu1919
    @dhu1919 Před 10 měsíci +493

    I'm guessing if his mom claims he has 90% Lithuanian ancestry, it could be Baltic German / Prussian. People forget there were a lot of Germans in Eastern Europe prior to WWII.

    • @user-to5fs3nw3q
      @user-to5fs3nw3q Před 10 měsíci +28

      Wow, that's really interesting to hear! Wonder why they all migrated west thought

    • @valeok8357
      @valeok8357 Před 10 měsíci +82

      @@user-to5fs3nw3qThey were deported to Germany after WWII

    • @renanvinicius6036
      @renanvinicius6036 Před 10 měsíci +15

      I was about to say the same thing, I'm glad someone took the time to explain it haha

    • @GuilhermeSantos-rv1nw
      @GuilhermeSantos-rv1nw Před 10 měsíci +4

      True and that's one of the reasons for WWI

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam Před 10 měsíci +6

      ​@@valeok8357most of them fled on their own, while the remaining probably did not have a fun time

  • @Nationalisteren1453
    @Nationalisteren1453 Před 10 měsíci +12

    dad:youre adopted
    language simp: خقخصوثمبوصنشحسكقوبمضمصنبمصكضجسبوبوصشكشحبنثنبوقلننفتسلنقنهءزصثز

  • @kennydoan2790
    @kennydoan2790 Před 10 měsíci +52

    I also did a 23andMe DNA test and my results were 99.9% Vietnamese and 0.9% Northern Indian and Pakistani.

    • @MinhHien091
      @MinhHien091 Před 9 měsíci

      Wow 😮

    • @williambranch4283
      @williambranch4283 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Indian merchants and sadhus making the rounds ;-)

    • @Skeliana
      @Skeliana Před 9 měsíci +4

      I did an Ancestry test and my results were 98% Cambodian and 2% Bengal and Pakistani too lol!

    • @williambranch4283
      @williambranch4283 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Skeliana Be proud. India brought religion to SE Asia.

    • @KingshukMonsur
      @KingshukMonsur Před 9 měsíci

      @@Skelianahelllo fellow Bengali

  • @Titanium_gamesss
    @Titanium_gamesss Před 10 měsíci +106

    This is officially the best thumbnail of all time

    • @beans00001
      @beans00001 Před 10 měsíci +12

      One of the thumbnails of all time

    • @retinazer9779
      @retinazer9779 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Also the most clickbait

  • @L0KUST1
    @L0KUST1 Před 10 měsíci +213

    Crazy how similar our results are, my ancestors are from the same region of Germany. Can’t believe I’m the distant cousin of such a gigachad.

    • @keagaming9837
      @keagaming9837 Před 7 měsíci

      My ancestors were also from North Rhine-Westphalia! Well, at least that's what my genetics say. I guess it's not surprising, part of my family is from the outskirts of the German belt of the United States.

    • @MisterPyOne
      @MisterPyOne Před 6 měsíci

      I have an ancestor from NRW and I live here.

  • @elitettelbach4247
    @elitettelbach4247 Před 10 měsíci +28

    Thank you for sharing your trauma with us. I know how difficult that must have been for you to discover 😔
    But also as someone who has been doing LuoDingo Yiddish, it’s actually quite fun. There’s a whole separate section that teaches you the (mostly Hebrew) alphabet.

    • @Finity2010-ud2rl
      @Finity2010-ud2rl Před dnem

      So does literally every language course that does not use the Latin alphabet.

    • @Finity2010-ud2rl
      @Finity2010-ud2rl Před dnem

      Like Japanese, Chinese, Hebrew, Russian, Ukrainian, Korean, Arabic, Greek, and Hindi.

  • @Platero505
    @Platero505 Před 8 měsíci +3

    You have my morning on a great positive start 🤣. Thank you. 🖖

  • @GojoIsPookieAaaahhh
    @GojoIsPookieAaaahhh Před 10 měsíci +123

    he was so dissapointed when he learned he was 100% european its just funny-

    • @someguysomeone3543
      @someguysomeone3543 Před 10 měsíci +44

      Meanwhile balkan people when they find they are only 99.99% balkan:😭😭😭

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat Před 10 měsíci +13

      honestly kinda impressive that there wasnt even a lick of color in that boy

    • @nezptune
      @nezptune Před 10 měsíci

      I'd be disappointed too

    • @Ebreh
      @Ebreh Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@someguysomeone3543 Balkan people finding out that they are 99.99% Turkish:

    • @MW_Asura
      @MW_Asura Před 10 měsíci

      Well he's still American 😂

  • @theanimemaam
    @theanimemaam Před 10 měsíci +197

    Why does his own mother not know his legal birth name lmao 😂😂 who's Joshua?

  • @Lioish
    @Lioish Před 10 měsíci +11

    Your Arabic is getting smoother brother. I expected you to be at least 30% Levantine and 40% balkan though, shocked.

    • @noahtylerpritchett2682
      @noahtylerpritchett2682 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Tbh because of his Arabic skills I thought he was Syrian.
      White + Arabic equals Syrian. Ever seen Syrians? Syrians are white as hell you'd think they'd be French and German crusaders.

  • @Skeliana
    @Skeliana Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is the first video of you Ive watched and I love it!! Your humor is genius and I cant wait to see more of your content bro :D

  • @ChrisisBowser
    @ChrisisBowser Před 10 měsíci +33

    My brother in christ I'm from many, many generations of Norwegians who never left their village and even I didn't get 100% European. You're truly the Europeanest of them all.

  • @user-tg3rg6oi1g
    @user-tg3rg6oi1g Před 10 měsíci +347

    Что-то живёшь, двигаешься, думаешь, что в тебе намешано столько культур, что нужно выучить сотню языков, чтобы обо всех о них рассказать. А потом оказывается, что ты просто белый. Но есть и плюсы. Ты можешь украсть любую культуру и увезти в свой музей, чтобы показывать её её же хозяевам.

    • @sakesaurus1706
      @sakesaurus1706 Před 10 měsíci +40

      Ну, он приблизительно это и делает в своем канале, не так ли

    • @marcusaurelius4941
      @marcusaurelius4941 Před 10 měsíci +18

      осуждаем анти-белый хейт

    • @Columbinac
      @Columbinac Před 10 měsíci +7

      I think he's just memeing I don't think he's trying to exploit any culture imo.

    • @ph_ulcrum634
      @ph_ulcrum634 Před 10 měsíci +1

      лол

    • @deneristv9051
      @deneristv9051 Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@marcusaurelius4941 а где тут хейт?

  • @Sohaib_Mamash
    @Sohaib_Mamash Před 8 měsíci +10

    As Libyan, I very laugh about what you said to us, I love your videos so much!❤

  • @dlwlrmagic
    @dlwlrmagic Před 9 měsíci +1

    this channel is GOLD

  • @seekthuth2817
    @seekthuth2817 Před 10 měsíci +43

    My heart stopped when I found out the most attractive man on the planet might've been French. Such a relief to know you aren't.

  • @sarasarita8855
    @sarasarita8855 Před 10 měsíci +97

    Im actually surprised that you’re 100% european, mostly from the north. As a Moroccan I thought it was only the Mediterranean genes that made us that hairy (no shade)

    • @marcusaurelius4941
      @marcusaurelius4941 Před 10 měsíci +34

      Northern (and Northwestern) Europeans are literally second place in the world in hairyness, just below Meds and Middle Easterners

    • @sarasarita8855
      @sarasarita8855 Před 10 měsíci +11

      @@marcusaurelius4941 quite surprising and interesting actually. I thought South Asia would be third in the rank

    • @atomic4650
      @atomic4650 Před 10 měsíci +11

      I'm French, Spanish and Moroccan (so heavily Mediterranean ) and that only hairy part of my body are my legs lol.

    • @sarasarita8855
      @sarasarita8855 Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@atomic4650 gah damn how is it possible you have the 3 ultimate hairy combos. I’m a woman and I’m *far* more hairy than that

    • @emsa7esm203
      @emsa7esm203 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@marcusaurelius4941 Lol I didn't know that. Maybe blonde hair makes it seem less apparent or a culture that emphasizes shaving that causes the assumption that they aren't hairy?

  • @ASAPVida
    @ASAPVida Před 10 měsíci +3

    how many language keyboards do YOU have in your phone’s wallet of keyboards? 🤨 *wealthy polyglot rizz

  • @ksy4747
    @ksy4747 Před 6 měsíci

    Havent laughed this hard at a video in a while now. Definitely subscribing now!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @shateq
    @shateq Před 10 měsíci +101

    It would be funny if it was just about 100% american, imagine his reaction

  • @werlz62816
    @werlz62816 Před 10 měsíci +56

    I'm more Slavic than you, Russian guy
    Me as a Russian guy, who 2% Greek:🫣

    • @bigirononhiship-cavaaenfer3560
      @bigirononhiship-cavaaenfer3560 Před 10 měsíci +27

      I'm Greek with 5% Russian, truly the most Orthodox of Brothers

    • @renanvinicius6036
      @renanvinicius6036 Před 10 měsíci +5

      I'm a fragmented Brazilian, actually I can ask for citizenship of over 20 countries

    • @Vasily_dont_be_silly
      @Vasily_dont_be_silly Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@bigirononhiship-cavaaenfer3560 If you insert a little bit of Georgian or Armenian in there, it would be an Ultra Orthodox Combo

    • @KateeAngel
      @KateeAngel Před 9 měsíci

      @@bigirononhiship-cavaaenfer3560 religion is cringe. Not all Russians are Orthodox

    • @user-pe5zf5lu7k
      @user-pe5zf5lu7k Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@Vasily_dont_be_sillythat's true😂

  • @fainafaina1940
    @fainafaina1940 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Loved your reaction, brother! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @scabbersss
    @scabbersss Před 10 měsíci +4

    I from Malaysia and i love your video so much its inspiring im currently can speak 5🇲🇾🇮🇩🇬🇧🇪🇸🇸🇦 language as a 14 years old (im not fluent in Arabic though even tho i learned it since i was 6 )

  • @Yorecore
    @Yorecore Před 10 měsíci +156

    That Assalamu Alaikom and Astaghfirullah were on point 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    AND as an Algerian you are not forgiven 😌

    • @pauvermelho
      @pauvermelho Před 10 měsíci +3

      So you are not forgiven for barbary piracy as well

    • @user62490
      @user62490 Před 10 měsíci +14

      تحيا الجزائر و الدول الإسلامية

    • @Paqcar
      @Paqcar Před 10 měsíci

      @@user62490Yes ❤️

    • @M-Rayan
      @M-Rayan Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@user62490including morroco?

    • @marcusaurelius4941
      @marcusaurelius4941 Před 10 měsíci +5

      you too

  • @lebed-lev
    @lebed-lev Před 10 měsíci +148

    Интересно смотреть твои ролики. То, как ты раскрываешь особенности разных языков и смешиваешь их в разных ситуациях затягивает🤔

  • @beedykh2235
    @beedykh2235 Před 10 měsíci

    This video was great!

  • @Keiteinsame
    @Keiteinsame Před 8 měsíci +6

    Офигенный видос, давно так не смеялся 😁

  • @I_am_mentally_unstable
    @I_am_mentally_unstable Před 10 měsíci +44

    We need to take his dna back from the lab and use it against Duolingo (0:39)

  • @MiScusi69
    @MiScusi69 Před 10 měsíci +27

    Now that he's 1.8% Italian he needs to study Latin

    • @Gaibreel
      @Gaibreel Před 10 měsíci

      Does he know italian too?

  • @sweatydog
    @sweatydog Před 10 měsíci +15

    4:25 as an Icelander, I can confirm this is true

    • @Fubazur
      @Fubazur Před 10 měsíci

      Oh, hi. Love your country ❤️

    • @sweatydog
      @sweatydog Před 10 měsíci

      @@Fubazur thank you

  • @CreatorProductionsOriginal
    @CreatorProductionsOriginal Před 10 měsíci +6

    “I’m drowning in testosterone on the daily” how does something sound so masculine and gay at the same time

    • @francoisdaureville323
      @francoisdaureville323 Před 5 měsíci +1

      You know those two concepts are not mutually exclusive right?? Theres lots of gay men that are traditionally masculine most of us are not a gay stereotype 😑😑

  • @kai-cheesecatt
    @kai-cheesecatt Před 10 měsíci +10

    This is an amazing video, I really need to do one of these tests too one day (mostly to make sure im not french)

  • @bigscarysteve
    @bigscarysteve Před 10 měsíci +137

    I'm an American (or a United Stateser, as all the Hispanics keep telling me I should call myself). My ancestors have all been in America for a very long time--like since before the Revolution. They all arrived here in the 1600's & 1700's. Several branches of my family have been obsessed with genealogy for a century now, so I have a pretty good idea of my genetic makeup without having to take a DNA test. However, since my family has been here so long, the different ethnicities in my makeup are really intertwined. When people ask me what I am, they seem to want some precise breakdown. I had no idea what that would have been because of all the intertwining.
    Not too long ago, I actually tried to figure it out. I decided not to go back any more than six generations. The reason for this is that you only get a genetic inheritance from 120 ancestors in each generation. Six generations back, you have 64 ancestors, so you're getting something from each of them. Seven generations back, you have 128 ancestors, so there are eight of them you're getting nothing from. If you count all of them, that would give you a one-sixteenth false positive. Eight generations back, you have 256 ancestors. You're only getting a genetic inheritance from less than half of them, so going that far back is useless--assuming you can trace your family that far back anyway, which most people can't.
    As it turns out, the different ethnic groups in my family didn't really start mixing with each other until right after the Civil War, so I only really needed to go back five generations, not six. I calculated that I am 9/16 German, 5/16 English, 3/32 Scottish, and 1/32 Irish. There may be a drop or two of French, Dutch, or Welsh blood in there, but that was far enough back that there's no guarantee that I got any genetic inheritance from those ancestors at all. Have you ever heard anyone claim such an odd breakdown of fractions before?

    • @Vict0r1984
      @Vict0r1984 Před 10 měsíci +12

      You know your ancestry way better than a lot of us who took a DNA test, especially if we are from less surveyed regions like the Balkans. In my case I'm from Romania and all my ancestors are from Romania, although I do not know anything beyond 4 generations and I'm only 29. (even some of my 4th generation ancestors, eg great-grandparents, are missing/unknown, and after 2 world wars and changes of several Romanian and previously Austro-Hungarian administrations, census data is non-existent...) That said, tbe test told me I'm only about 60 to 65 percent Romanian, with about 30% Russian/Ukrainian mixed in, some 4% German and then 2% or less Greek and North Indian, which might both be flukes given how low the percentages are, although they might also not, as it would make sense with the demographic background of Romania.
      Anyway, my point is that I have no idea who my non-Romanian ancestors were, and knowing your family tree the way you do gives you a much more complete picture than a DNA test ever could... (and your fractional breakdown is very easy to understand if you're half decent with maths 😊)

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 Před 10 měsíci +14

      Honestly from European perspective it makes no sense. Ethnicity is more about culture, language, religion and personal identity rather than genetics. Otherwise there wouldn't be a nationalist politician in my beautiful country of Poland who carries a German sounding surname. Like this guy is a real deal, he's very concerned about how Polish Poland should be. He definitely has German ancestry tho
      Anyway recently I found out that I might have some Czech ancestry which could help me running away if my country turned too much to the right. I think this is the only good reason for caring about genes - free citizenship!

    • @MelodyGoad
      @MelodyGoad Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@angelikaskoroszyn8495 I mean, both countries are part of the European Union, so it doesn't matter anyway, you can just move there no problem lol.

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 Před 10 měsíci

      @MelodyGoad
      If not for the disastrous Brexit, covid and war in Ukraine I don't know where would we be today. Our politicians definitely want to make Poland the trouble child of Europe. Whether it's because they don't want to accept that gay people exist or because they like playing around with constitution and freedom of press. I can cross the border as long as we're a part of EU but Brexit has proven it's actually easier to quit the Union than enter it. You don't need to reach certain economic and development goals in order to be allowed to leave
      When they close borders it's usually too late
      Anyway, aside from my doomerism I am pretty sure we'll get someone less authoritarian in the next elections. I don't think neo-liberals can fix anything but No Change is better than Good Change

    • @Triggerma
      @Triggerma Před 10 měsíci +3

      he did such a message but hes just white lol

  • @laosontop7019
    @laosontop7019 Před 10 měsíci

    Keep going brother !!!

  • @rockymountains2100
    @rockymountains2100 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Consider also trying Ancestry's test and you're likely to find small but curious differences from 23andMe in the results. It showed me I have over 2,500 "4th cousins or closer" and 47,000 distant DNA matches in their records. If you have your parent's birth data, the site's AI has the potential to help you easily build a family tree, pulling in research that other people have already done. I'm glad I tried both.

  • @kem5993
    @kem5993 Před 10 měsíci +28

    2:21 best moment hahahaha

    • @Jool4832
      @Jool4832 Před 10 měsíci +3

      To me, 7:10 is.

  • @rodriguezsooo2754
    @rodriguezsooo2754 Před 10 měsíci +17

    As a native Esperanto speaker, I'm absolutely disgusted with the results

  • @noaoah3662
    @noaoah3662 Před 8 měsíci +9

    As someone that lives in the US with my father from Hamburg and the rest of my German family there, calling Hamburg a "discount Chicago" is both funny and devastating

  • @mdgaming7960
    @mdgaming7960 Před 9 měsíci

    Literally thanking you for mentioning Morocco (but I'm so sorry for hearing you're adopted)

  • @therookie5182
    @therookie5182 Před 10 měsíci +23

    6:44 bouta start a war

    • @justicecaparros
      @justicecaparros Před 6 měsíci +5

      But he’s 0.4% Balkan, he’s allowed to have an opinion

  • @jma0645
    @jma0645 Před 10 měsíci +34

    6:08 in Italy we say that molise does not exist has a joke So...
    Congratulations you are 1.8% from the Italian backrooms

    • @Buuhuu19
      @Buuhuu19 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Italian backrooms 😂That sent me LOL

    • @DerFilc
      @DerFilc Před 10 měsíci +5

      It's the same in Germany with the city Bielefeld but in the past the meme was much bigger. Makes me wonder how many other countries have this kinda joke.
      EDIT: And Bielefeld is in North Rhine-Westphalia so Language Simp is double backroomed omg.

    • @j.l.6511
      @j.l.6511 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@DerFilc we also have that in Brazil, for the entire state of Acre

    • @tommazza4330
      @tommazza4330 Před 10 měsíci

      Cercavo un commento di questo genere, grande 😂

    • @Buuhuu19
      @Buuhuu19 Před 10 měsíci

      @@DerFilc Das war auch direkt mein erster Gedanke. 🤣

  • @grebo8382
    @grebo8382 Před 10 měsíci +45

    I took a dna test and turns out I'm 100% nordic. Pure and proud

  • @tommazza4330
    @tommazza4330 Před 10 měsíci +10

    As a sammarinese I'm surprised you are 1,8% from Molise, Italy 😂. I think Molise is the most unknown region in Italy, there is also a meme in Italy which is "Molisnt", to say that Molise doesn't exist 👀

  • @pablokaufervinent8012
    @pablokaufervinent8012 Před 10 měsíci +15

    I did not know you were European, I thought you came from Gigachaland and Alpha Malian parents. Perhaps with a dash of Ancient Albanian Sign people since you are a natural in that language.

  • @ataraxia7439
    @ataraxia7439 Před 10 měsíci +14

    Pulling up the wikipidea page for immigration to the US lmao

  • @rickloi
    @rickloi Před 10 měsíci +13

    OMG, you're really cool👍
    Уровень русского на высоте, а наши ругательства и шутки из Рунета - огонь 🔥🔥
    (As a native Russian speaker I really appreciated it)
    From Russia 🇷🇺🤝

    • @djgulston
      @djgulston Před 10 měsíci +2

      When I translated your comment, it translated the Russian flag to a British flag. 😂

    • @rickloi
      @rickloi Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@djgulston I also often experience this, but in my case the flag becomes Russian LOL))

    • @djgulston
      @djgulston Před 10 měsíci

      @@rickloi 🤣🤣

  • @raosaudahmedk8895
    @raosaudahmedk8895 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Bro, the Assalamualaikum, Astagfirullah, Alhamdulillah, MashAllah and salaam were perfect❤

  • @slifer0081
    @slifer0081 Před 10 měsíci +14

    2:58 ironically a very american thing to say

  • @ayoubfire9165
    @ayoubfire9165 Před 10 měsíci +29

    2:42 ma man ur appology accepted ❤🇩🇿❤

  • @Michael-yr5oq
    @Michael-yr5oq Před 10 měsíci +8

    I have done three of those tests, 23andme, myancestry and myheritage. And none agree with each other at all. Not just in percentages, they often don't even agree where my ancestors come from.

    • @carson3448
      @carson3448 Před 6 měsíci

      check this out someone took 10 DNA test and compare them (timestamp on German weight with diff companies) czcams.com/video/R4jZvfbEmZo/video.htmlsi=IfW22JY8HXezziiM&t=1208

  • @SFH2042
    @SFH2042 Před 10 měsíci +2

    You should make an audio track for every one of the 50 languages you speak😂

  • @ilyas_elouchihi
    @ilyas_elouchihi Před 10 měsíci +64

    as a Moroccan, I accept your apology dear comrade

  • @GojoIsPookieAaaahhh
    @GojoIsPookieAaaahhh Před 10 měsíci +24

    I DID NOT EXPECT HIM TO SAY HE WAS ADOPTED

  • @sloppytightbottom
    @sloppytightbottom Před 10 měsíci +8

    I have this lingering feeling that he's secretly studying Japanese and German in order to eventually shock his viewers as well as natives.

  • @iloveoreos49410
    @iloveoreos49410 Před 4 měsíci +3

    As someone who is north african , iberian , italian and middle eastern or just "moroccan" I'd gladly accept your apology for what you've done to us. And thanks for learning our language that "astaghfirulah I'm french and german" was hella funny man 😂

  • @zagboi
    @zagboi Před 10 měsíci +6

    i love how much he freaked out when he realized he was more than half part french

  • @chazzasimmonite
    @chazzasimmonite Před 10 měsíci +22

    Always love another Language Simp video. Also, when will you learn Thai?

    • @aviator2117
      @aviator2117 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Haha thai? I’m sorry my friend but that’s not a real language. They speak northwestern Esperanto in Thailand.

    • @chazzasimmonite
      @chazzasimmonite Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@aviator2117 😂😂😂 thank you for the correction bro. 😂

  • @y6epdpo4ep89
    @y6epdpo4ep89 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Я так и знал что ты русский! Ты буквально выглядишь как среднестатистический житель Питербурга, и немного как Райан Гослинг)

    • @ALBERTALIMOVICH
      @ALBERTALIMOVICH Před 10 měsíci +5

      ведь он брат гослинга

    • @Jiu_zule
      @Jiu_zule Před 6 měsíci +1

      Русские определенно красивее британцев и немцев. По моему опыту это так, Славяне просто очень отличаются от западных европейцев

  • @MineXplay.
    @MineXplay. Před 7 měsíci

    one of the best video rll

  • @NorthSea_1981
    @NorthSea_1981 Před 10 měsíci +61

    LOL….comedic gold 🤣
    I love how he basically takes the piss out of these stupid DNA tests

  • @I_am_mentally_unstable
    @I_am_mentally_unstable Před 10 měsíci +14

    At least his ancestors aren’t from Toronto 🤷‍♀️ (1:04)

  • @onlyinuk
    @onlyinuk Před 5 měsíci

    BRO UR IN BRADFORD TOO IN UK WELCOME TO THE SQUAD

  • @clad95150
    @clad95150 Před 10 měsíci +14

    2:30 : THIS IS NOT FRENCH ! It's québécois ! Apologize to your french genes ! Mixing baguette's language with poutine's language is heresy !

    • @st_pointeau3752
      @st_pointeau3752 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Its french bro im french its just a dialect like all the southern part of france

    • @RastafarianUploader
      @RastafarianUploader Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@st_pointeau3752it’s a joke

  • @alexahleen8293
    @alexahleen8293 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Your salam is awesome bro , ie I can't pronounce Arabic that smoothly, I'm native Bengali ,

  • @BarnabyJones07
    @BarnabyJones07 Před 10 měsíci +9

    3:51 At least you're not from Birmingham

  • @politicstoday8002
    @politicstoday8002 Před 10 měsíci +10

    3:10 That's definetly how we don't look like💀💀💀 we have like 0 traditional wearing because we also have none and yeah....

    • @og_watermelon_cat
      @og_watermelon_cat Před 4 měsíci +1

      Today i saw ur same pfp 2 times a day 1 from this and 1 from another guy

  • @ThatBoiTKWLJ
    @ThatBoiTKWLJ Před 10 měsíci +9

    7:11 Bro is raging and jumping at the same time 💀

  • @magnusengeseth5060
    @magnusengeseth5060 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I remember a video from the earliest days of DNA-test videos where the guy confidently said something like "It's gonna be 100% Dominican, yo" apparently without any hint of irony.

  • @mikeeforma2281
    @mikeeforma2281 Před 7 měsíci +6

    That was very unexpected when it had turned out that I had 25% of Norwegian origin. I was born in Russia and I knew about a little Germanic part of my dna, but Norwegian - 😳!
    So l’m Russian-Norwegian-Bulgarian dude! 😂

  • @lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ
    @lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ Před 10 měsíci +13

    00:04:45 that sentence has so many things wrong in it

  • @danalowry500
    @danalowry500 Před 10 měsíci +44

    A few years ago, I found out that I'm actually Irish. It's amazing that my dad never knew this...he believed what he was told as a child. This may be the only matter that he never vetted to death. It's all pretty cool...and I have to go because I'm late for my Language Learner's Anonymous meeting. 🙏🦕

    • @bigscarysteve
      @bigscarysteve Před 10 měsíci

      Did you think you were something other than Irish, or were you totally clueless as to what you are?

    • @BlankRami
      @BlankRami Před 10 měsíci +1

      What did you guys think you were?

    • @danalowry500
      @danalowry500 Před 10 měsíci +6

      @@BlankRami Scottish...geographical difference is very small, indigenous mentality is downright huge.

    • @MW_Asura
      @MW_Asura Před 10 měsíci +2

      If you have to "find out" that you're Irish then that just means you're not to begin with lol

    • @bigscarysteve
      @bigscarysteve Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@MW_Asura Yours is a very European attitude. If you ever come to America, don't brandish that attitude in a condescending way--or you'll be likely to get your ass beat.
      In America, because we're a nation of immigrants, we view ourselves as whatever genetic makeup we have. I know, you'll say, "But you're all just Americans." Sorry, things don't work that way here.
      Earlier generations often didn't maintain a knowledge of their family history because they were simply trying to survive. Thus, many Americans don't know who their ancestors are or where they came from--or they've got an inaccurate story. It's important to us to find out the truth and to get our stories straightened out.

  • @albireothestarthebacklight2990
    @albireothestarthebacklight2990 Před 10 měsíci +5

    3:35 Not unless it’s London you’re talking about.

  • @myless789
    @myless789 Před 9 měsíci +5

    5:24 if I cussed at my mom a bullet would be coming through my window with a notification on my phone saying my mom just agreed end to a very very very very late abortion

  • @EruCoolGuy
    @EruCoolGuy Před 10 měsíci +2

    You have an amazing french accent when speaking german.

  • @EditorZyldy
    @EditorZyldy Před 10 měsíci +17

    2:08
    *this is so emotional 😭*

  • @olen7595
    @olen7595 Před 10 měsíci +8

    I checked my ancestry test, maybe expecting a little bit from different places, 94% irish LMAO

  • @sindrigujonsson6278
    @sindrigujonsson6278 Před 10 měsíci +7

    I am from Iceland, and I am here to confirm what was said in the video somewhere around the 4:30 mark... it is true that we are all giga-chads and we snort hot-spring saunawater but the Language Simp is just joking about the fiaries thing.

  • @igororatowski5915
    @igororatowski5915 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This call to dad got me lol

  • @aliceleveque3400
    @aliceleveque3400 Před 10 měsíci +3

    This is the funniest video i have ever seen on youtube😂

  • @danoned
    @danoned Před 10 měsíci +9

    Спасибо за видео! Ты крутой!

  • @bigsmoke5904
    @bigsmoke5904 Před 9 měsíci

    This guy gives me happiness

  • @tverdyznaqs
    @tverdyznaqs Před 10 měsíci +3

    0:23 you know what I'm not entirely convinced he got guns like that just from learning languages. Like how's that even possible?

  • @MultiSpeedMetal
    @MultiSpeedMetal Před 10 měsíci +8

    23 and me changed my results from being about 60% Irish, and like 30% German and French to now like 93% Brtish and Irish. My mom's side is definitely from Germany and some French.

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat Před 10 měsíci +3

      Yeah, your results get updated as more data comes in. I went from being 6% Korean to 2% Korean to no Korean since I took my test back in 2017.

    • @Oreoaxolotl1
      @Oreoaxolotl1 Před 9 měsíci

      My mom's used to be like 98% Irish and 2% French, now the French is gone entirely I think. Now there was some Welsh and Norwegian I think, I forget. Wasn't 23 and me tho. I get how when more data comes in they'd change a little bit, but I don't really understand how the French just completely disappeared.

    • @MultiSpeedMetal
      @MultiSpeedMetal Před 9 měsíci

      @@Oreoaxolotl1the fact that it's also Irish in her case is interesting. I wonder if they can't tell the difference between Norse-Gaels and Normans or something.