I BECAME A FAKE POLYGLOT

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  • čas přidán 25. 04. 2023
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    This is a video where I go undercover to join the International Association of Hyperpolyglots or HYPIA. I am a real polyglot, but I wanted to see how easy it would be to fake learn multiple languages and make a typical polyglot CZcams video about it.

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  • @therookie5182
    @therookie5182 Před rokem +3405

    Monolingualism is our generation's biggest threat.

    • @kooly_cs
      @kooly_cs Před rokem +25

      ​@Plopi Ninety Six I agree

    • @WilliamParkerer
      @WilliamParkerer Před rokem +73

      Can't agree more. Monolingualism is also a cause of MAGA.

    • @jackcollins87
      @jackcollins87 Před rokem +14

      hechos

    • @ethandouro4334
      @ethandouro4334 Před rokem +82

      This is true, we need to teach every language (except esperanto) to a monolingual beta

    • @Williamatics
      @Williamatics Před rokem

      @@WilliamParkerer Least insane leftist

  • @rvdzst
    @rvdzst Před rokem +1091

    As a Chinese living in Norway and learning Romanian but unfortunately speaking only Russian I can confidently say that Joe speaks flawless Greek.

    • @2ndacc618
      @2ndacc618 Před rokem +5

      Im accually learning norsk but im really bad at it

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo Před rokem +1

      @@emanule64roadto10ksaveukrai2
      🇨🇳🇳🇴🇷🇴🇷🇺🇬🇷

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza Před rokem +11

      ​@@emanule64roadto10ksaveukrai2 and 🇬🇷

    • @ethanzhen9666
      @ethanzhen9666 Před rokem +3

      Not Greek

    • @spirostrak
      @spirostrak Před 9 měsíci +2

      As a fluent Belgian speaker I can confirm

  • @fryguythe777th
    @fryguythe777th Před rokem +714

    I’m an ancient roman and I can confirm that Joe is speaking perfect Latin

    • @pelletrouge3032
      @pelletrouge3032 Před rokem +25

      He speaks it better than a native

    • @savexthem4314
      @savexthem4314 Před 11 měsíci +1

      as a white American taking Latin class, he's very much not...

    • @user-fy4hx1sx5t
      @user-fy4hx1sx5t Před 9 měsíci +1

      No you don’t. He speaks in midieval Italian pronunciation system, that an ancient Roman wouldn’t be familiar with

    • @TheRatCollector
      @TheRatCollector Před 7 měsíci

      I'm also an ancient roman and this is correct

    • @Alilbitoeverything123
      @Alilbitoeverything123 Před 7 měsíci

      Ego quoque vetus romanus

  • @VF010
    @VF010 Před rokem +364

    "I could be the Yuri Gagarin of autotune Chinese"
    Probably the first human to ever say those words in that exact order.
    What a time to be alive.
    Io non parlo inglese!

  • @juan_salvador_gaviota
    @juan_salvador_gaviota Před rokem +1017

    I’m also Chinese and can confirm that Joe speaks Chinese at a D1 level.

    • @aku4772
      @aku4772 Před rokem +67

      Joe got into Division 1?!?!?!? Congrats to him!

    • @eddychanter2172
      @eddychanter2172 Před rokem +3

      Fr

    • @friedchicken8440
      @friedchicken8440 Před rokem +55

      He reached Diamond 1? He's high elo holy

    • @lehmann1808
      @lehmann1808 Před rokem +18

      I'm native chinese I can confirm that joe speaks chinese at s1 level, means shit 1

    • @crispiio
      @crispiio Před rokem +24

      i'm native chinese, can confirm that he speaks d1 level chinese (dogwater 1)

  • @kneegoblin4352
    @kneegoblin4352 Před rokem +2552

    As a Swede I would be criticizing you for not actually being fluent in Swedish, however as you have pointed out, I am simply too busy arguing with The Danes and Norwegians about who has the ugliest language. (Obviously Danish)

    • @hambster9759
      @hambster9759 Před rokem +17

      ​@@mostlynothing8130 depressed Norwegian*

    • @CO0L_CAT
      @CO0L_CAT Před rokem +15

      @@mostlynothing8130 the danes could be considered rude, since it sounds like they speak with food in their mouth. Why do you have to take someone angry seriously?

    • @croucha1r237
      @croucha1r237 Před rokem +11

      ​@@mostlynothing8130 oh hahaha you will. A Danish being angry sounds like a car trying to start. It never does. And in the north of Norway they swear every sentence

    • @croucha1r237
      @croucha1r237 Před rokem +22

      As a Norwegian i hear that the Swedish was terrible but it doesn't matter cause danish is worse

    • @heavenlydusk
      @heavenlydusk Před rokem +5

      ​@@F1gillesla 7awl Walla qowatta ila Bellah 😔🙏 god save the Danish from this language 🤲🤲 ameen

  • @aeonarin
    @aeonarin Před rokem +132

    Let's not gatekeep hobbies, but also lets not change the meaning of words because we want to feel better about ourselves. If you learn multiple languages at A1-A2 level, you are a language enthusiast, not a polyglot. I should know, I started 7 languages but I can only hold a conversation in two. I'm no polyglot, I just have ADHD.

    • @user-qd4td7yb8e
      @user-qd4td7yb8e Před 10 měsíci +27

      It's not ADHD. It is a b c d.

    • @monsieurLDN
      @monsieurLDN Před 5 měsíci +3

      Youre wrong i would like to tell it to you in multipls languages but youre a bilingual beta

    • @starheart04
      @starheart04 Před 5 měsíci

      Can relate😂

    • @maxwellbeals9584
      @maxwellbeals9584 Před 2 dny

      That's definitely impressive. I'm Around a B2 or C1 in french and was (A1 for sure now) an A1 or 2 in Norwegian. That's impressive though, given how fricking long it's taken to get here

  • @RobespierreThePoof
    @RobespierreThePoof Před rokem +42

    I think what irritates people about "fair polyglots" is the appearance that they are NOT necessarily doing it for the love of languages but, rather, for clicks.

    • @Ce0ammer
      @Ce0ammer Před rokem

      I guess they need to pay their bills somehow.
      ¡Es muy importante para la vida, para adelante!

    • @HenryLoenwind
      @HenryLoenwind Před rokem +3

      @@Ce0ammer Sure. But there's a very dark and deep valley of deception between "being honest" and "acting". Gier frisst Seele, Kollege!

    • @alanaadornato5596
      @alanaadornato5596 Před 6 dny

      I think the reason people can't stand "polyglots" is because they are the equivalent to those people who pretend to play violin outside of a Walmart. People have worked so hard and have even gone to school in order to hone their skills just for some liar to make even more than them. It's downright insulting.

  • @vermillion2023
    @vermillion2023 Před rokem +338

    "A polyglot became a monolingual beta and became a polyglot again."

    • @Andra1150
      @Andra1150 Před rokem +10

      It's like flying in an airplane, jumping out of it and jumping back into the cockpit.

    • @Jonassoe
      @Jonassoe Před rokem +5

      It's like that story about a fitness trainer who decided to become fat and out of shape so he could get in shape again and prove everyone could do it.

    • @MAKO_192
      @MAKO_192 Před rokem

      ​@@Andra1150 rendezook moment.

  • @muffinland
    @muffinland Před rokem +519

    It was crazy, I am a certified Monolingual Beta, but after watching this, I learned I understand Italian, Chinese, Swahili, Swedish, Bulgarian and Latin perfectly. Joe Linguistico is the greatest language tutor ever. I'm learning Proto-Indo-European now and expect to be fluent by the end of the summer.

    • @heavenlydusk
      @heavenlydusk Před rokem +11

      Mon amie, tu es vrai!

    • @grebo8382
      @grebo8382 Před rokem

      efter du lärt dig protoindoeuropeiska borde du ta dig an fornnordiska

    • @ellidominusser1138
      @ellidominusser1138 Před rokem +6

      Mein Freund, Du hast Recht!

    • @Turagrong
      @Turagrong Před rokem +2

      Is your name Davos by any chance?

    • @jackchi7608
      @jackchi7608 Před rokem +2

      ok now I wanna learn proto indoeuropean

  • @dagerz2004
    @dagerz2004 Před rokem +115

    Being a native Mexican, I can confirm that Joe speaks fluent portuguese, since that's how I sound when I speak spanish but drunk

    • @martimlopes8833
      @martimlopes8833 Před rokem +5

      Oh meu deus, adoro que a minha língua seja o espanhol dos bêbados

    • @pelletrouge3032
      @pelletrouge3032 Před rokem +1

      @@martimlopes8833 dos bêbados?? Por qué no requiere más estar aborrachado?

    • @alexandergrogudragontrainer
      @alexandergrogudragontrainer Před 11 měsíci +1

      Ay Dios mio esto tiene que ser un broma no ?

    • @pelletrouge3032
      @pelletrouge3032 Před 11 měsíci

      @@alexandergrogudragontrainer una broma*

    • @mr_neo2004
      @mr_neo2004 Před 10 měsíci

      Fluent Español spicy 🤑

  • @mainlander3920
    @mainlander3920 Před rokem +69

    The secret to become a hyperpolyglot relatively fast and without cheats is just learning the 5 languages closest to your own.

    • @OsamaBknLaden
      @OsamaBknLaden Před 9 měsíci +2

      Gang

    • @ahenci
      @ahenci Před 9 měsíci +4

      Does learning Brazilian Portuguese and European Portuguese count as two languages?

    • @ronarnett4811
      @ronarnett4811 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Which for an English speaker means just about all of the Europeain languages.

    •  Před 4 měsíci +5

      So in Balkans everybody is hiperpolyglot gigachad

    • @markbecker5951
      @markbecker5951 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@Nah. It's all the same language. Just different dialects. My brother is German, married to a Croatian women and speaks Croatian. He always tries to claim he also speaks Serbian, Slovak etc.
      That simply doesn't count. Otherwise I speak American, English, Australian etc and Austrian, German, Swiss etc.

  • @kipchickensout
    @kipchickensout Před rokem +850

    I love how he edited the html so it says american instead of english 😂 such dedication

  • @Oler-yx7xj
    @Oler-yx7xj Před rokem +464

    One of the cool things about English is that it has so many dialects, you can always pretend to be speaking on of them, Latin takes this idea to the extreme

    • @astrOtuba
      @astrOtuba Před rokem +22

      Proto-Indo-European: Hold my beer

    • @astrOtuba
      @astrOtuba Před rokem +14

      By the way, it's _American_ 🙃

    • @Leon.Stanic
      @Leon.Stanic Před rokem +6

      Please never learn about slavic langauges 😩

    • @RobespierreThePoof
      @RobespierreThePoof Před rokem +10

      ​​@@Leon.Stanic being a native English speaker, it's always a surprise to discover languages that have a higher degree of mutual intelligibility. Slavic languages are a great example. North Germanic languages too.
      I imagine if i were to learn Polish, for example, it would open a window into a huge chunk of eastern Europe. Most people learn Russian, if they learn a Slavic language but i wonder which one has the most mutual intelligibility with the most Slavic languages. I doubt that it is Russian.

    • @c.e.o.9985
      @c.e.o.9985 Před rokem +1

      Italian: hold my beer

  • @Bettytinish
    @Bettytinish Před 11 měsíci +12

    The witness guy is just too great. Has three nationalities at once. He's so unique and special

  • @whatisthisnewfeaturehandle

    Holy shit. This is an amazing video... I never expected this from Language Simp. Quitting your job was the right move 👍

  • @lefurrling
    @lefurrling Před rokem +81

    As an ancient Roman, I can say this man speaks fluent Barbarian.

  • @SidheKnight
    @SidheKnight Před rokem +232

    We can be the _Hyperpolyglot Gigachad Alpha Male Association_ , or HYGAMA for short.

    • @LanguageSimp
      @LanguageSimp  Před rokem +148

      needs to be gender inclusive

    • @ethandouro4334
      @ethandouro4334 Před rokem +75

      @@LanguageSimp Hyperpolyglot Gigachad Alpha People Association

    • @etruscanetwork
      @etruscanetwork Před rokem +33

      ​@@ethandouro4334 HYGAPA

    • @ethandouro4334
      @ethandouro4334 Před rokem +5

      @@etruscanetwork See you can even say that you speak in Russian

    • @etruscanetwork
      @etruscanetwork Před rokem +9

      @@ethandouro4334 Ya gavaryu pa ruski, da 😎😎😎😎

  • @hanleylopezescano5977
    @hanleylopezescano5977 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I really like your channel and your humor sense. I hope you can continue doing it.

  • @aiorosgalaviz9298
    @aiorosgalaviz9298 Před rokem +19

    As a Latin native speaker I can say dude, you speak Latin just perfectly, I'm impressed

  • @yan-bbyan
    @yan-bbyan Před rokem +750

    As an actual native Bulgarian speaker, I can confirm Джо отлично говорит по-русски

    • @vasiliylukashonok7118
      @vasiliylukashonok7118 Před rokem +61

      блин... I used to think I can understand Bulgarian even without learning it... Now I'm depressed

    • @yan-bbyan
      @yan-bbyan Před rokem +35

      @@vasiliylukashonok7118 Bulgarian is actually harder to learn than the most difficult language (Spanish). Мои соболезнования.

    • @simontollin2004
      @simontollin2004 Před rokem +20

      ​@@yan-bbyan не толкова трудно е, само глаголната система малко сложна е

    • @goatgamer001
      @goatgamer001 Před rokem +10

      ​@@vasiliylukashonok7118 if you know Cyrillic alphabet and any language similar to Bulgarian, you may understand Bulgarian

    • @yan-bbyan
      @yan-bbyan Před rokem +13

      @@simontollin2004 а за теб май е малко сложно да разбереш кога хората се бъзикат :) не вземай всичко насериозно

  • @lorenzobarbieri9658
    @lorenzobarbieri9658 Před rokem +120

    As an Italian I’m ashamed with myself that you can speak my language better than me, but I only speak almost four languages, I still have a long road ahead of me before becoming even half of what you are today

    • @axelzamboni
      @axelzamboni Před rokem +3

      coddio parla meglio del 90% degli italiani

    • @Divinity-of-sin
      @Divinity-of-sin Před rokem +2

      I Giorno Govanna have a dream

    • @mr_neo2004
      @mr_neo2004 Před rokem +1

      Lui parla migliore che il cittadino italiano promedio lol

    • @volh1volh195
      @volh1volh195 Před rokem +2

      No wonder he speaks Italian better than you. The Italian language was invented in America.

    • @adosian
      @adosian Před 9 měsíci

      It's impressive as an Italian that you can speak American

  • @lilzisokatgeography
    @lilzisokatgeography Před 9 měsíci +5

    as a person who only knows a few words/ sentences in a couple languages (russian,french,spanish,italian,american, english,japanese,chinese) you made me want to start properly learning one and i chose deustch. im doing pretty well and your a constant inspiration

  • @zolyguy
    @zolyguy Před rokem +11

    In 2017, I went to the Polyglot Conference in Iceland. When you show up in person and not behind a CZcams camera, it's pretty clear who has proficiency and who doesn't.

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax Před rokem

      Can i enter it even tho i'm only fluent in 2 languages ?

    • @zolyguy
      @zolyguy Před rokem

      @@shigekax Anyone can go

  • @yan_dj
    @yan_dj Před rokem +118

    By making this video, he's pretending that he wasn't already pretending to be a polyglot in the first place

    • @jamiepianist
      @jamiepianist Před rokem +1

      I know he speaks French fluently, so he's probably a few years off from being a legit polyglot (like the Russian needs time I think; I don't speak Russian)

    • @eleneberidze04
      @eleneberidze04 Před rokem

      @@jamiepianist I speak fluent Russian, it does take a lot of time but I grew up with Russian cartoons so not in my case

    • @user-yj9ew1kk8i
      @user-yj9ew1kk8i Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@@jamiepianisti'm probably late, but as a russian native speaker - his russian is pretty decent. so if american counts you could consider him as a polyglot.

  • @philiptren2792
    @philiptren2792 Před rokem +116

    I speak 4 languages to a C2 level.
    *_clears throat_*
    Spanish: Translation Error
    German: Translation Error
    Norwegian: Translation Error

    • @aarongeorge9414
      @aarongeorge9414 Před rokem +2

      Schade

    • @luucy025
      @luucy025 Před rokem +5

      Als ein deutscher kann ich konformieren das du zu einhundert prozent deutsch sprechen kannst

    • @ggag463
      @ggag463 Před rokem +2

      as an spanish speaker puedo confirmar que hablas español hasta mejor que yo y estoy seguro que te entenderían perfectamente en los mas de 20 paises que lo hablan con todas sus diferentes variaciones y acentos.

    • @user-bs4gg8sq7h
      @user-bs4gg8sq7h Před rokem +1

      Это всего 3 языка

    • @mr_neo2004
      @mr_neo2004 Před rokem +1

      Better Spanish que la mayoria que habla nativo 😭

  • @Ethanol.
    @Ethanol. Před rokem +32

    All jokes aside, this is a great direction you’ve taken your channel. I think your humour is what sells, and doing this is a great idea.

  • @marcuschen786
    @marcuschen786 Před rokem +6

    I am not Chinese teacher. But I only spend few times to help a Italian man improve his Chinese speaking . Now he will work in Taiwan. I am proud of myself and him.

  • @theepicchickenyt
    @theepicchickenyt Před rokem +21

    The club should be named "International League of Outstanding Very Epic Magnificent Experts of Nlanguage", which can be shortened to "ILOVEMEN".

  • @SamBatcheldor-ot3rk
    @SamBatcheldor-ot3rk Před rokem +38

    Never thought I’d see someone combine humor and language learning this well. Thank you language simp

  • @yonaholic
    @yonaholic Před rokem +15

    As a hyper giga Chad polly glot fluent in Chinese and American and also Mexican and Mesopotamian sign language, Joe definitely speaks fluent Bulgarian.

  • @BertigoSAMH
    @BertigoSAMH Před 8 měsíci +2

    Really enjoying your content! I've pretty much finished learning Spanish and I'm excited to move on to my next language 😃

    • @MvsicAdd7ct
      @MvsicAdd7ct Před 6 měsíci

      Nunca estás "finished" de aprender un idioma. No lo digas, porfa. There's always something new to learn, sweet child. ¿What language are you learning now that you've moved on from el mexicano?

  • @zephyr9949
    @zephyr9949 Před rokem +25

    I love the subtle shades thrown to Xiaoma throughout this channel’s history

  • @zackszigeti3713
    @zackszigeti3713 Před rokem +67

    hope this one doesn't get demonitized bro! on a real note - u srsly built a niche. If I remember correctly, just a year ago 1 million subs seemed unthinkinable (imo u grew very fast).
    Congrats on developing your talent as an entertainer and maybe even cementing yourself as a alpha male for history because you inspire a lot of people.

  • @franciscomartinezbravo2105

    I Love your channel gigachad I want more channels of learning languages like yours

  • @HighOnPoint412
    @HighOnPoint412 Před 2 měsíci +1

    It's nice to see funny and original content

  • @smaza2
    @smaza2 Před rokem +50

    you should call the club "japanese language and cultural appreciation society"

  • @droetker2659
    @droetker2659 Před rokem +26

    Your funniest video so far. Good job, dude.

  • @gabrielecauda9659
    @gabrielecauda9659 Před rokem +7

    Damn, what a great piece of comedy is this video! Loved the jokes and the comedy times. The part of the testimonials really got me, I laughed so hard that I choked myself and started speaking perfect chicken language. And the best part is that you described what is perfectly happening in the language community on CZcams!
    Hasta pronto, Comandante Gigachad!

  • @sesmeltz1965
    @sesmeltz1965 Před rokem +10

    I absolutely loved the attempt to embrace your American monolingual roots. I’m only trilingual (and I’m only conversational in Russian and Spanish) but people treat that like it’s some sign of elitist intellectualism.
    No, man, it just makes sense to learn how to talk to people. I live in Texas and my wife is a Russian-speaking Ukrainian. Not saying it isn’t work, but I put less time into learning it than my son puts into Roblox. And I can understand what people are saying in John Wick and Breaking Bad!

    • @Asehpe
      @Asehpe Před 9 měsíci

      Hey! Me too! Where in Texas do you live? (My wife is from Kyiv...)

  • @jakobmann1497
    @jakobmann1497 Před rokem +36

    The thing he does with his eye is terrifying me so much. Which language do i need to learn to do that?

    • @Leon.Stanic
      @Leon.Stanic Před rokem +20

      AASL

    • @brittlediamond
      @brittlediamond Před rokem +19

      It's eye-sign language from an extinct afghan tribe. I had to hire a mayan shaman (who could speak perfect ancient mayan language) to be able to contact the spirit of a teacher from the 13th century. He totally didn't scam me, very trustworthy guy.

    • @saraa338
      @saraa338 Před rokem +12

      Ancient Albanian sign language

  • @yass4789
    @yass4789 Před rokem +45

    I'm french learning English and you honestly make me laugh a lot even if I don't get all your jokes (and I'm seriously sad about that). Even your tiktoks are awesome, you really deserve more views on your videos. Tout le monde devrait pouvoir apprécier le contenu d'un tel hyper polyglotte giga chad attractif pour toutes les femmes, et tous les hommes de la Terre.

    • @Inconito___
      @Inconito___ Před rokem +2

      Attirant* 😂, je sais qu'il a un charisme massif mais ce n'est pas une planète

    • @sam_9228
      @sam_9228 Před rokem +1

      mdr j'apprends le français et je suis colombien

    • @harshsrivastava9570
      @harshsrivastava9570 Před rokem +1

      ​@@Inconito___ are you sure though?

    • @AllycatlovesAG
      @AllycatlovesAG Před rokem +3

      Ton anglais est vraiment bon! Anglais est ma langue natif, mais j'ai appris le français en l'école d'immersion. Ma grammaire n'est pas parfait, mais je comprends presque tout. Je veux améliorer mon slang.

    • @sam_9228
      @sam_9228 Před rokem

      @@AllycatlovesAG mdr moi aussi

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken Před rokem +15

    Being a polyglot myself, it's nice that you're bringing this point!
    My first language is English, then Russian, today I can say hello in 48 different languages!
    Upon reaching polyglot status, I had to tone it down! The fame was too much, the money was too much. So now I sit alone, watching CZcams in my mansion with 1864 rooms, and three toilets! Be careful people, this is a warning I don't want this to happen to any of you!

    • @MrSharkFIN
      @MrSharkFIN Před rokem +4

      how many monolinguals are in your basement

    • @Alicia-zf3nq
      @Alicia-zf3nq Před rokem +4

      @@MrSharkFIN enough for every language in existence so he can practice with the native speakers, probably

    • @scotthullinger4684
      @scotthullinger4684 Před rokem +2

      Uh, no. Being able to say "hello" in 48 languages hardly makes you a polyglot. You need a sound degree of actual fluency in order to make such a claim, and you need to be capable of conversing about quite a very wide range of subject matter to claim real fluency.

    • @MrSharkFIN
      @MrSharkFIN Před rokem +4

      @@scotthullinger4684 You, talk respectfully to our fellow polyglots!

    • @scotthullinger4684
      @scotthullinger4684 Před rokem +1

      @@MrSharkFIN - Get a damn clue. They are NOT "polyglots."

  • @oosha2000
    @oosha2000 Před rokem +9

    As a bilingualist who speaks Arabic (native language) and English, I appreciate your talent. Keep up the good work.

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Před 4 měsíci

      Stop being a beta and learn Spanish to become gigachad

  • @RobWords
    @RobWords Před rokem +11

    Youtubing at a D1 level. Bravissimo 👏

    • @rekin1654
      @rekin1654 Před rokem

      I feel like your content is ∞× more educative, yet you manage to make it so interresting as well, which is very hard and rare.
      And you use 6+ languages in your videos(counting usage of several words or sentences from Middle English, Old English, Anglo-Saxon, Proto-germanic and Proto-indoeuropean per video), so you are hyperpolyglot gigachad.

    • @o_s-24
      @o_s-24 Před rokem

      Hi rob

  • @user-eg9fh1cv6i
    @user-eg9fh1cv6i Před rokem +54

    I speak only Russian, but I recently found out that I understand other languages of the Slavic group quite well, so I have started lurning Ukrainian and Polish

    • @accdkx3195
      @accdkx3195 Před rokem +2

      same, girl! польский очень прикольный, хотя, на мой взгляд, сложный всё-таки в понимании с нуля, а с украинским (как и с беларуским) нужна просто практика

    • @goatgamer001
      @goatgamer001 Před rokem +1

      As someone from Greece, I cannot relate to understanding other language based on my default language, but it seems to me that many Slavic countries have similar vocabulary and grammar so they are just the same kind of a foreign language

    • @user-qi8mv4xm6w
      @user-qi8mv4xm6w Před rokem +2

      @@goatgamer001 There's kinda alot of greek vocabulary in other languages due to the inventions, philosophy and other ancient stuff, so you'll find some pieces of greek language everywhere

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 Před rokem

      @@goatgamer001 adding on to the greek loanwords in many indo-european languages, you already know the russian words кукла and стихия

    • @VasiliyOgniov
      @VasiliyOgniov Před rokem

      ​@@goatgamer001yup. Especially if we are speaking about them in groups. Like, Eastern Slavic languages IIRC have up to 60% of shared vocabulary

  • @corynicolas3175
    @corynicolas3175 Před 10 měsíci

    Here's my video of me speaking six languages: czcams.com/video/sEi1DWlExSU/video.html

  • @airacristina2693
    @airacristina2693 Před rokem +3

    Descobri seu canal recentemente e estou adorando seu conteúdo.

  • @user-qk7vz3tj9r
    @user-qk7vz3tj9r Před rokem +21

    2:01 Блин! Я всё ещё говорю по-русски!
    Убило.

  • @Zindohe
    @Zindohe Před rokem +6

    Let’s go!!! Language dad came back

  • @zenixhaha
    @zenixhaha Před 9 měsíci +1

    Mom speaks to me only in Latin and my dad in Swahili. Im impressed by your pronounciation. Its perfect.

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken Před rokem +13

    I love how you keep referring to the Teleprompter, and it's in Mandarin!
    I feel like this video isn't going to get much credit that it deserves! You're gonna have your people that understand all the references and the jokes. Your going to have a lot of stupid people, then you're going to have a lot of people trying to find reasons to justify their anger, keep in mind they respond it be in one language

  • @whitneysmiltank
    @whitneysmiltank Před rokem +6

    Hahahahahaha that guy who is Italian, Bulgarian and Chinese. Amazing.

  • @Alicia-zf3nq
    @Alicia-zf3nq Před rokem +8

    After the great points about not gatekeeping language learning you once again made, I can't believe I wasn't subscribed to you yet. Anyway, I think I can proof (fake) knowing four languages to apply to the club:
    (Greek) Θα ήθελα να γίνω μέρος της ομάδας του Language Simp. (Dutch) Ik leer graag verschillende talen en kan meerdere talen spreken. (German) Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber ich lehrne Deutsch und ich kann ein klein bisschen Deutsch sprechen. (English) At last, I ran out of things to talk about but please believe that me speaking a sentence in 4 different languages means I can speak these languages.

    • @younglingslayer2147
      @younglingslayer2147 Před rokem

      no hablo espanol bien pero escribo en espanol porque crees que puedo hablar espanol

  • @maxime1776
    @maxime1776 Před rokem

    Almost to a million, king

  • @sandadm
    @sandadm Před 5 měsíci

    When I’m done learning French and ASL, I plan on learning mandarin and another Asian or European language because of your content. Maybe I’ll try and tackle ancient Albanian sign language’s insanely tough grammar, or the simplicity of polish pronunciation, or maybe Esperanto (jk lol)
    Your content is epic

  • @AskosFlames
    @AskosFlames Před rokem +14

    HE BECAME A FAKE POLYGLOT

  • @TheCreeperyXYZ
    @TheCreeperyXYZ Před rokem +18

    Can you possibly make an episode on Latin? It's quite an interesting language that came around not too long ago and I would love to see more people give attention to it.

    • @RobespierreThePoof
      @RobespierreThePoof Před rokem +3

      Latin. The language that, when you finally hear someone speaking it out loud, sounds so ridiculous that you wonder how it created an empire.

    • @Specificify
      @Specificify Před rokem +1

      @@RobespierreThePoof I mean nobody actually knows how to speak it so it's like when a deaf man tries to speak just from what he images it sounds like from reading letters

    • @enkor9591
      @enkor9591 Před 6 měsíci

      @@Specificify We actually do know how it was spoken

  • @indissolubilisociavit6560

    Actually made my day

  • @4bdnWaffles
    @4bdnWaffles Před rokem +3

    As someone born in 310BCE I can confirm that your Latin is flawless long live Ptolemy ✊

  • @DutchCake
    @DutchCake Před rokem +14

    His Bulgarian pronunciation killed me 😂.

    • @inertial_salmon
      @inertial_salmon Před rokem +3

      It was hilarious 😂
      It also made me think about how awful his pronunciation in the other languages must be

    • @The_Engineerr
      @The_Engineerr Před rokem +2

      He said something like "Говоря и бългáрски, бългáрският е най-красивия слявянски йезик. Много сим умен".

  • @cti5629
    @cti5629 Před rokem +3

    0:17 one eye on us... The other one on Caucasus...

  • @themissingsock2437
    @themissingsock2437 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I was worried that you were going to be a major tool, but then I was reassured that you're just a language simp alpha chad-holio, which transcends alpha-beta ranks, and goes straight to sigma ranks, and you did it all with confidence. Truly amazing and revolutionary.
    Subbing cause I legit found this to be amazing, thanks for existing, homie.

  • @walterzamalis4846
    @walterzamalis4846 Před rokem +8

    You should call your new club the “Association of Hyperglottis Megadick Superchadulous Language Gangstas” and your national slogan should be “Bill Cosby Is Innocent”

  • @sindradesire6041
    @sindradesire6041 Před rokem +18

    I am an (NOT YET) alpha female giga chadina from Germany and I find your content very funny.
    Ich liebe es einfach so sehr, wie du das Thema be- und verarbeitest.
    Einfach der Hammer 😂
    C'est vraiment amusant et je rie tous le temps. Très bien.
    I could take a forth language according to your video but I am lazy.
    Sowwwwwy 😂👍🏻

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 Před rokem +1

      Sindra Sindra Sindra...(oder heisst es Fr. Desire)...jedenfalls sind nur Maenner "Chad", Frauen heissen "Stacey".
      Auch bist du Deutsche, du kannst einfach Sigma Ultra Polyglot Tera Stacy sein. Ich glaub' an dich.

    • @sindradesire6041
      @sindradesire6041 Před rokem

      @@Warriorcats64 aber Stacey passt gar nicht zu mir 😂

  • @TheBcoolGuy
    @TheBcoolGuy Před rokem +7

    3 languages? I have two native languages, and A1 German. I also understand a LOT of languages partially, and I can read cyrillic, not to mention my decent understanding of a lot of indo-european languages and my understanding of Norwegian and Danish, as I am Swedish. Nevermind that though. That doesn't matter, because even without it, I guess I'm about one bratwurst away from becoming a polyglot.

  • @alexandra.v
    @alexandra.v Před rokem

    I laughed with tears. Thanks a lot

  • @ferdinandotravisan7999
    @ferdinandotravisan7999 Před rokem +1

    In Italy, the question whether people express themselves in a language or in a dialect is regulated by the government. In the region where I was born and bred (Friuli-Venezia Giulia) most people used to speak Friulan/Furlàn/Friaulian in the 19th century. The government decided that this is a language while Venetian is a dialect like e.g. Neapolitan, Sicilian, but Sardinian is recognised as a language.

  • @Patatacat
    @Patatacat Před rokem +3

    Salut frérot tes vidéos sont invroyables

  • @Luke27WT
    @Luke27WT Před rokem +15

    бо̶Аль̶шое спасибо за ролик!

  • @SKPG-Tech
    @SKPG-Tech Před rokem +1

    I'd love to see you speak Lithuanian ❤
    Lietuvių kalba yra labai įdomi ir ypatinga. Retai kada girdi kaip žmonės kalba lietuviškai. Man būtų taip linksma jei tu pabandytum kalbėti lietuviškai! 🇱🇹

  • @jmparchem
    @jmparchem Před 6 měsíci +1

    Agree I am touristlingal in a few languages. For example I can speak a bit of Thai. At Thai restaurants in the states I can order food and drinks. The Thai staff is so excited someone tries they are very nice and struggle to use the contexts to understand what I am ordering. I can hear a few words that let me know the drink order is being asked about and the level of spiciness. As there is a back and forth with a smiling Thai person I appear fluent. I heard some of the youtube polyclots with the same level of language skills. Although there are some real ones.

  • @kaisenthewhale
    @kaisenthewhale Před rokem +16

    Cant become something that you already are.
    Also:
    Hallo
    Hallo
    Hello
    Hej
    Hi
    Founding member achieved

  • @andreujuanc
    @andreujuanc Před rokem +4

    As a Native Spanish speaker, "Pastel de Belem 2" Portuguese, "Tiramisu 2" Italian, and "Trolling 1" English, I can say with confidence that your Latin pronunciation was more natural than the pontiff himself. Are you related to Julius Caesar?

  • @verusros1943
    @verusros1943 Před 8 měsíci

    Hej, jag älskar din videos.
    Bei dir gibt es immer viel zu lachen.
    I will join your club, when i remember which 4th language i speak fluently.

  • @MisterGames
    @MisterGames Před 5 měsíci +1

    As an Australian who once learned Chinese, Korean and Tagalog just so i could chat to the overseas workers who were visiting MY country (yes, i own it. Bought off some guy for a can of coke, a mars bar and a pack of crisps), i can confidently say Joe speaks excellent gibberish, the native tongue of the gibber peoples from upper coochiemudlo island.

  • @mebrialiyeva
    @mebrialiyeva Před rokem +5

    Отличное видео. Очень грустно that Joe couldn't get into the club but o klub kimin umrunda ki zaten. Sənin yaratdığın qrup min qat yaxşı olacaq inşallah.
    ( 🇷🇺🇺🇲🇹🇷🇦🇿)

  • @M0rFyy
    @M0rFyy Před rokem +5

    I am un nativo chinese, so i могу с уверенностью declarar, that твой swahili suena perfecto!

    • @polina-dudarenko
      @polina-dudarenko Před rokem +1

      Могу с уверенностью сказать él puede hablar all those languages perfectamente

  • @mitocondria7457
    @mitocondria7457 Před 10 měsíci

    Seus vídeos são incríveis kkkkk dei muita risada com os depoimentos 😂😂😂

  • @georgewang2947
    @georgewang2947 Před rokem

    I love his perfectly timed eye drift

  • @Daryl_Phillips_
    @Daryl_Phillips_ Před rokem +11

    I know some Italian: Cazzo

    • @swxldblob6285
      @swxldblob6285 Před rokem

      Bro that's a swear word, don't say it!!!

    • @niilaw
      @niilaw Před rokem

      @swxld Blob man why The fuck would you Care?? its just a word damn

    • @akairoko
      @akairoko Před rokem

      No say that 🌝

    • @Daryl_Phillips_
      @Daryl_Phillips_ Před rokem +1

      Some Hungarian too: szarosarc

  • @lihueferro4863
    @lihueferro4863 Před rokem +3

    Il tuo italiano suona veramente bene, sei bravo con la pronuncia. El latin se entiende pero sin hablantes nativos es facil de aparentar. Du bist sehr klar mit die Bulgarianish and that was difficult.

  • @johnfredette7420
    @johnfredette7420 Před 10 měsíci

    I speak almost 3 languages, English, Portuguese, and Latin. Eu falo português fluentemente e intendo tudo mas eu falo com um sotaque Americano. As for Latin, I studied it in school for 6 years and can mostly understand written and spoken Latin, but have a very hard time speaking. Additionally, I learned Church Latin and not Classical Latin, so my pronunciation is a bit different from most Latin speakers. The reason I say almost 3 languages is because I don't consider my Latin to be good enough for me to be trilingual. I'm currently trying to learn German, but I can only speak a few basic phrases at this point. Before I go around calling myself a polyglot, I will first try to perfect my Latin and then learn German.

  • @suzz1776
    @suzz1776 Před rokem +2

    I used to have this old man neighbor who spoke 8 languages fluently and another 4 conversationally. (Im pretty sure he used to work for the gov but could never het a straight answer. Go figure) . But i rem thinking as a young kid that it was soooo freaking cool.

  • @breyerhorsestudios2964
    @breyerhorsestudios2964 Před rokem +4

    Ciao! Quiero ser parte de tu Club Internacional de Hyper Poliglotas porque I am a fluent speaker of 4+ languages и говорю так, что все входят в шок и deviennent fous en voyant ma véritable maîtrise de leur langue. Eu sou um poliglota!!!

  • @jolantissier
    @jolantissier Před rokem +3

    Oh wow so you're telling me that I speak enough languages pour être reconnu comme membre fondateur du club des hyperpolyglottes ? Das ist wunderschön, ich wusste nicht dass ich gut genug darum spreche. Pues, muchas gracias por proponer. Je sais que les langues que je parle sont communes, insbesonders in Europa, pero perdóname, I'm French, solo he aprendido las lenguas de mis vecinos.

  • @incosto6036
    @incosto6036 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I used to watch a polyglot who was making classes for 8 languages, claimed to be able to speak on 30 and reading on 50. It was empressive but apart of languages he was just a regural guy...

  • @geezer1024
    @geezer1024 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Here is my application.
    (Australian, British, Canadian, Singaporean)
    Y’all
    (American)

  • @thegreatserene
    @thegreatserene Před rokem +4

    i'm still not technically fluent in multiple languages, but i do speak at least 3 conversationally. does that count for something??

    • @ankhi3585
      @ankhi3585 Před rokem

      Are the natives SHOCKED!!! when you speak to them? Because that's the only metric that counts.

  • @r3plicant47
    @r3plicant47 Před rokem +34

    Я бы, конечно, хотел бы присоедениться into the club of the hyper polyglots and gigachads, where I could free myself from the monolingual betas, Pero hay un problema que puede detenerme. Mi cuarto idioma es nihongo desu. ぼくの日本語はとてもかっこいいです, потому что у всех молодых русских есть практика этого языка. Мой дед бил японцев в Маньчжурии, и от него я и получил основы этого языка, а сейчас все шпионят за японским творчеством, называемое ранобе, манга и аниме, чтобы предотвратить возврат курил. But I have seen your dismissive attitude toward the Japanese, a strong nation in the archipelago that once defeated the Russian Empire. Because of this, I don't think your club is worthy of me.

  • @RidleyHolmes-sr2tw
    @RidleyHolmes-sr2tw Před 3 dny

    Never seen a hyper polyglot ever get tested by language professionals.

  • @imhellag
    @imhellag Před rokem

    visual comedy on point

  • @obamagaming7909
    @obamagaming7909 Před rokem +5

    To emphasize the totally serious nature of our club and how none of us are fake, I propose the following name:
    Community of Alpha Polyglots, or CAP for short. All of our members are always capping - it's what we do. You, an American from Michigan, speak fluent Gilbertese AND Turkmen? You're in!
    J'ai besoin de trois plus langues, entonces voy a usarlos en esta oración - kurwa!

  • @anduocontents
    @anduocontents Před rokem +3

    Dude! I started doing backflips and flipping tables after seeing you speak my native gigachad language of Bulgarian! Awesome... although the pronunciation was a bit bizarre... Но както и да е, важното е, че виждам има чужденци, които се опитват да говорят на български :) Блин! Я что еще сказать по иностранных языки. Я люблю їсти вареники. 我也會說中文,但我的聲調也不太好。我都識講少少廣東話,我鍾意食點心。हिंदी भी एक सुन्दर की भाषा है| मैं हिंदी सीख हूँ इसलिए मुझे बॉलीवुड फिल्म देख पसंद होता है | そして、今、日本語を勉強しています! I hope those is enough are enough languages to become a founding member of the Hyperpolyglot Club! Apa kabar? Terima kasih banyak!

  • @laiton_
    @laiton_ Před 11 měsíci +2

    I am norwegian and i can confirm Joe is speaking perfect latin

  • @pyral514
    @pyral514 Před rokem

    Très bon vidéo, frère.
    Veoma dobar vidéo, brate.
    Врло добар видео, брате.
    ძალიან კარგი ვიდეოა ძმაო.

  • @pavelt1538
    @pavelt1538 Před rokem +8

    I would gladly be in your polyglot club, protože dokážu mluvit třemi jazyky, i když někdy dělám chyby v interpunkci. Чешский и Русский мои родные языки, aber ich lerne Englisch und Deutsch in meine Schule.

  • @6Paths5Rings
    @6Paths5Rings Před rokem +6

    Quand tu as parlé de ton club j'étais très interesado, la mala suerte es que solo controlo tres idiomas, the moment you said four my dreams shattered.
    لكني سأعود عندما أكون أقوى

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 Před rokem

      *desgraciadamente solo domino tres idiomas

    • @6Paths5Rings
      @6Paths5Rings Před rokem +1

      @@holliswilliams8426 vamos no me jodas que el español es mi lengua materna 💀💀💀

    • @aliaflow6877
      @aliaflow6877 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@6Paths5RingsNo sabes hablar tu lengua materna

    • @6Paths5Rings
      @6Paths5Rings Před 9 měsíci

      @@aliaflow6877 quizás es que no tenéis ni puta idea y ya eh

  • @heitian_boyi
    @heitian_boyi Před 5 měsíci +1

    Your humour is hilarious 😁😁😁😁

  • @bijazarakhshi3853
    @bijazarakhshi3853 Před rokem +2

    What is your method of learning languages this well? I'M DYING OF CURIOSITY!!!