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  • @skittlespiex3
    @skittlespiex3 Před 2 lety +17358

    5.7% Korean
    Lily: we are not remotely related
    0.4% filipino
    Rae & mykull: PINOY BRETHREN!!

  • @benzabeast
    @benzabeast Před 2 lety +7170

    "the problem with being a racist is sometimes you don't know what race you are exactly and you don't know which race to be racist to" 💀💀💀

    • @pmdoublet1948
      @pmdoublet1948 Před 2 lety +209

      my new favorite toast quote

    • @mooncake387
      @mooncake387 Před 2 lety +112

      🤣this is true, theres that neonazi who found out they have black dna

    • @pepsimax3444
      @pepsimax3444 Před 2 lety +28

      metaphor about all the racists in america.

    • @Homerak
      @Homerak Před 2 lety +19

      @@pepsimax3444 In America specifically and nowhere else.

    • @shadidmosharraf3033
      @shadidmosharraf3033 Před 2 lety +93

      simple, be racist to everyone
      equality

  • @hishot1078
    @hishot1078 Před rokem +517

    Your Chinese location said Liaoning. One of the region where Koreans lived since ancient time. So it may be natural to have some portion as it is spread throughout population. I do see many Chinese people have some portion of Korean blood, and often involving Liaoning & Shandong.

    • @nucleardog6675
      @nucleardog6675 Před rokem +9

      I just googled Liaoning and man it is really close to north korea

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 Před rokem +21

      @@nucleardog6675 There is also a theory that all three kingdoms of Korea didn't start at all within the Korean Peninsula. For example, based on solar eclipse records, early Silla started in Southern China then moved its capital to Korea at late Silla.

    • @jeffrey2326
      @jeffrey2326 Před rokem

      @@hishot1078 that reminds me of a Vietnamese legend

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 Před rokem +2

      @@jeffrey2326 It's not actually a "legend". There are a lot of scientific studies regarding this. Dong Yi dynasties (I don't really classify as simply Koreanic) were kicked out from east China only after the fall of Yuan and rise of Ming & Joseon.

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 Před rokem

      @@jeffrey2326 Ancient Chinese considered Yellow "River" is identical to Yellow "Sea". "River" and "Sea" had same meaning, and this is well explained in 集解.
      海一作河
      間一作聞
      排一作批
      etc.
      海一作河 means Sea = River. So whenever you read "sea" in Chinese history books, you have to think it as "river", specifically "Yellow River".
      This is why they are creating discrepancy when making ancient kingdoms map.

  • @S4ND55
    @S4ND55 Před 2 lety +29

    "Y'know Lily-"
    10:55 Her avatar's face though

  • @wongcayven9893
    @wongcayven9893 Před 2 lety +3713

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAO Lily got him good there

  • @blondedegg
    @blondedegg Před 2 lety +15376

    i feel like to anyone who hasn't watched toast in a while they're probably going to be really confused by the intro💀

  • @Katiee_s
    @Katiee_s Před 2 lety +68

    Toast- “It’s okay, I’m 5.7% Korean.”
    Me- “I’m 5.7% offended.”
    Lol all jokes 😂

  • @Otinashi
    @Otinashi Před rokem +6

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended"
    She's got you there

  • @bigstanko7391
    @bigstanko7391 Před 2 lety +5947

    I like how he blames his Korean heritage for making him a dictator, and not his 94% CHINESE heritage

    • @pingpong3311
      @pingpong3311 Před 2 lety +318

      Xi Jinping isn't any better than Kim Jong-Un.

    • @Askhat08
      @Askhat08 Před 2 lety +132

      @@pingpong3311 Yes he is.

    • @whoiskizuki.
      @whoiskizuki. Před 2 lety +330

      -9999999999999999999999999 Social Credit

    • @aburriiiiiiiiiiido
      @aburriiiiiiiiiiido Před 2 lety +185

      I mean to be honest Chinese haven't been really that bad, considering that they made huge advancements for their society in the last 50 years. From a 3rd word country to the second best economic power in the world. SOME OF their decisions are fked up but most of them benefit the economy as a whole.

    • @sethgaming2002
      @sethgaming2002 Před 2 lety

      @@aburriiiiiiiiiiido pretty sure the economy flourished is because chinese people were allowed to trade. Its not the government who made china rich its the people who worked that made china rich. Since dictators in the past wouldnt allow foreign trades in the country

  • @ethan073
    @ethan073 Před 2 lety +7255

    I was expecting “I always knew Michael and I have a lot in common: our intelligence, sense of humor… our mutual appreciation for harassing Lily” 😂

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety

      You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear etahn

    • @blk-2150
      @blk-2150 Před 2 lety +8

      Haha

    • @sexytsl373
      @sexytsl373 Před 2 lety +7

      Lol

    • @pagonggong
      @pagonggong Před 2 lety +67

      But Michael is the one being harassed by Lily. 🥺

    • @singingwithbecca
      @singingwithbecca Před 2 lety +8

      I LOVE MICHAEL AND LILY THEY ARE SO CUTEEE

  • @kronkmcnasty4064
    @kronkmcnasty4064 Před rokem +17

    Your chat with Lily was fucking hilarious. The whole video was super funny.

  • @JSharpie
    @JSharpie Před rokem +14

    I'd like to say that when I took this test. I had Chinese and Korean listed. 5-6 years later. it got updated like 4-5 times.
    My results is now 100% Japanese. So who know, your may change over time too.

    • @justjj21
      @justjj21 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Mine too, it now says 100% Northern Chinese whereas it was like 6 different things before including Chinese, Korean, Manchurian/ Mongolian, Middle Eastern, Southeast Asian, and Siberian. But I think it is because 23andme lacks enough Asian DNA so it will probably change more.

  • @ashleyanderson6615
    @ashleyanderson6615 Před 2 lety +3686

    “You’re only allowed to be 5.7 percent offended” hahaha I love lily

  • @JecIsBec
    @JecIsBec Před 2 lety +3763

    Chat: "gosh toast is walking such a fine line here"
    Toast: "I am a racist" "I am the superior sex" "Maybe this is why I'm a dictator"

  • @annejia5382
    @annejia5382 Před 2 lety +6

    Lily's "i'm five days older than you" to Toast reminds me of Leeteuk and Heechul 🤣💙

  • @imtotallynathan7564
    @imtotallynathan7564 Před rokem +7

    Some idiot called me racist to Mexico/Mexican yet I'm Mexican
    The entire school labeled me a racist even though I just said "based on what I've heard on what goes on in Mexico I would not want to live there"
    This was in 6th grade

  • @bennju
    @bennju Před 2 lety +1021

    "you're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAOOOO

  • @chairofthebored
    @chairofthebored Před 2 lety +1157

    The way Mykull and Rae immediately welcomed him for that fraction of a percent while Lily tried her best to gatekeep 😂

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman Před rokem +8

      I can't believe Lily lost in this debate

    • @Lutzifalilia
      @Lutzifalilia Před 8 měsíci +3

      Thats just Lily for you.

    • @diggerpy
      @diggerpy Před 8 měsíci

      Its understandable since its the most racist race

  • @locutusvonborg2k3
    @locutusvonborg2k3 Před rokem +24

    the energy from rae and michael when hearing the news is awesome. lily could learn from that xD

  • @CaveMan_Ray
    @CaveMan_Ray Před 4 měsíci +1

    “Well actually I have a friend who is” is never a good way to go

  • @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere
    @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere Před 2 lety +1702

    Lily trying to argue against calling Toast "oppa", yet never mentions that "oppa" isn't just used for older brothers.

    • @CloudedSeoul
      @CloudedSeoul Před 2 lety +51

      I just say Hyung Nim to my older cousin's, never said oppa to one.

    • @simonpangan7470
      @simonpangan7470 Před 2 lety +34

      just add the "i" at the end

    • @changbinmybeloved
      @changbinmybeloved Před 2 lety +107

      @@CloudedSeoul of course if you're a male😂 It's gonna be kinda weird if a female use hyung instead of oppa

    • @Victoria-eq2il
      @Victoria-eq2il Před 2 lety +36

      @@changbinmybeloved bruhhh that flew past your head 🤣 Oppa is also used in a romantic relationship as well

    • @sharonwon5229
      @sharonwon5229 Před 2 lety +60

      oppa is used for females calling older males and hyung is used for males calling older males

  • @Asawisemansaid
    @Asawisemansaid Před 2 lety +374

    Used to think I was half German Jewish, took a DNA test and found out I was half Puerto Rican instead. Mom had some splaining to do.

    • @LeNoLi.
      @LeNoLi. Před 2 lety +8

      What does your dad think

    • @Asawisemansaid
      @Asawisemansaid Před 2 lety +116

      @@LeNoLi. doesn't matter, haven't spoken to him in years.

    • @avaritia1522
      @avaritia1522 Před 2 lety +64

      @@Asawisemansaid oh mate 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @shadebinder3599
      @shadebinder3599 Před 2 lety +10

      My brother took a Dna test. Turns out we were as thought 99.8 percent Ashkenazic jews lol

    • @emnemschannel
      @emnemschannel Před 2 lety +8

      Ohhh man. I am a sperm
      Donor baby, I was really hoping I would have some kind of surprising SOMETHING. Nope, 99.9% white. 0.1% Ashkanazi Jewish. Lol

  • @ArkaZo0609
    @ArkaZo0609 Před rokem +2

    Her face of concern makes me chuckle

  • @irishgrl
    @irishgrl Před 4 měsíci

    I’m happy to report that I stumbled across this a year after you made it & it’s still UP! It’s also fularious!
    😂

  • @Brandon-up6yd
    @Brandon-up6yd Před 2 lety +1852

    “What do Koreans like to do”😂😂😂 toast really going into his 5.7% Korean background 😂

    • @ITSME-sp5up
      @ITSME-sp5up Před 2 lety +21

      Why am I not surprised

    • @moist__gaming
      @moist__gaming Před 2 lety +3

      peter griffin lol

    • @dchung00
      @dchung00 Před 2 lety +10

      once korean always korean

    • @smt4818
      @smt4818 Před 2 lety +5

      I’m a Korean and we are very smart

    • @o5maelian
      @o5maelian Před rokem +4

      @@ITSME-sp5up i know he's chinese but i can see korean in him

  • @doctorcdub2413
    @doctorcdub2413 Před 2 lety +493

    “Who is Shang and why am I from his Dong?” Bro that killed me way more than it should have 💀

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert Před 2 lety +11

    16:14 “So I would like you to apologize…”
    You’re only getting 0.4% of an apology.
    EDIT: Should have watched further before making that joke 😅 Stole Lily’s thunder

  • @lesterreyes183
    @lesterreyes183 Před rokem +8

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" -Lilypichu
    well done Lily!! :D

  • @arafzahin6724
    @arafzahin6724 Před 2 lety +560

    “We all know i am a huge racist”
    0-100 intro real quick

  • @--6487
    @--6487 Před 2 lety +764

    okay but real talk, it is so interesting listening to toast talk about his family's history

  • @tommydavidson4608
    @tommydavidson4608 Před rokem +3

    14:55 pro gamer move, pulled the reverse uno card on her lol

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert Před 2 lety

    The only time I’m happy to see an ad is when a creator starts to realize in their video that they’re not getting monetized. It’s the only time an ad gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

  • @TheDailyEgg
    @TheDailyEgg Před 2 lety +1446

    I hope no one takes Toast's banter too seriously lol

    • @SaraSong-mw3zm
      @SaraSong-mw3zm Před 2 lety +88

      its honestly a miracle on how twitter hasn't found a way to cancel him yet XD
      as far as I know lol

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 Před 2 lety +177

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm They have tried many times, but Toast doesn't give a shit so they couldn't really do anything

    • @tuvillo
      @tuvillo Před 2 lety +97

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm You can’t cancel him, that’s racist.

    • @Wolta
      @Wolta Před 2 lety +44

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm The joke is that they did try to do it. But the actual joke is twitter.

    • @zhamu4822
      @zhamu4822 Před 2 lety +80

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm they tried once,, and it was ALMOST successful… but toast made a whole like,, word file or something basically saying “ur wrong. Im funny. U stupid.” And everyone was like “toast pog. Cancellation invalid.”

  • @duelistAKI
    @duelistAKI Před 2 lety +632

    Toast is 0.4% Pinoy?!
    *Philippine flag proudly sways in the background*

    • @uwuben
      @uwuben Před 2 lety +41

      Thats how you summon the pinoys

    • @andreneria1850
      @andreneria1850 Před 2 lety +2

      That's how great Toast is

    • @bruh.2526
      @bruh.2526 Před 2 lety +4

      Cringe

    • @jairosolutan1045
      @jairosolutan1045 Před 2 lety +2

      @@uwuben Kamusta paano ako napunta dito? Hahahaha

    • @y0sef61
      @y0sef61 Před 2 lety +1

      @Reuben Au You are goddam right

  • @buckfamily2533
    @buckfamily2533 Před 2 lety +1

    it makes sense historically when you think about it.

  • @IngenuousSoprano
    @IngenuousSoprano Před rokem

    Both comedic and educational.
    A+
    Would recommend.

  • @Hentyify
    @Hentyify Před 2 lety +456

    No toast, your “Filipino & Austronesian” might actually comes from indigenous Taiwanese. They all belong to Austronesian and a mainstream is from Taiwan as what Wikipedia said.

    • @milesparker557
      @milesparker557 Před 2 lety +48

      But it's more interesting to live in a world where he's 0.4% filipino. So it's a red pill, blue pill situation.

    • @cellion5848
      @cellion5848 Před 2 lety +51

      I think he understands that, or maybe he simply misunderstood the results. Either way he’s going to say he’s Filipino for the jokes.

    • @twitzmixx8374
      @twitzmixx8374 Před 2 lety +5

      I don't trust Wikipedia at all

    • @flutterwind7686
      @flutterwind7686 Před 2 lety +26

      @@twitzmixx8374 For sure, but Taiwanese Aboriginals do have a lot in common with Filipinos and Malaysians

    • @twitzmixx8374
      @twitzmixx8374 Před 2 lety +4

      @@flutterwind7686 Yea I mean, if it's already a fact, ofc I agree. But I don't trust Wikipedia at all when I still don't know the fact.

  • @mooncake387
    @mooncake387 Před 2 lety +276

    The world was really f'kd up a few generations ago, Toasts grandma going through all that is so heartbreaking

    • @s.2314
      @s.2314 Před 2 lety +49

      The world is still fucked up. Humanity doesn't seem to learn from past mistakes and inocent people have to suffer unnecessarily.

    • @mooncake387
      @mooncake387 Před 2 lety +3

      @@s.2314 yes but not millions of people being straight up butchered and many being cut down by swords..horrible..we have gotten better but some people are still horrible

    • @polza1049
      @polza1049 Před 2 lety

      @@mooncake387 yeah people are getting shot and shelled now... how far we've come.. you can do mass murder with all the comfort of remote work lol

    • @Kr4zYm0f0
      @Kr4zYm0f0 Před 2 lety +2

      the world has always been fucked up

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG Před 2 lety +23

      @@mooncake387 millions of people do still get butchered, you just don't see it

  • @xiromassave
    @xiromassave Před rokem +2

    You also get along very well with Valkyrae because she’s also Filipino and the good thing is Rae and Michael both your your part Filipino as well. I never understood why I got along with most Russian’s until I found out my mother was part Russian.

  • @kenfraza
    @kenfraza Před 4 měsíci

    I have had the 23and Me kit for seven months but just haven’t done it yet. Now I am motivated to do it!

  • @thatoneguy8304
    @thatoneguy8304 Před 2 lety +5277

    You took a DNA test to see which races you could and couldn't be racist to?... Honestly that's a funny idea to me, love your vids they're always funny✨

    • @unknownbutknown332
      @unknownbutknown332 Před 2 lety +35

      But hopefully u know that that's what's wrong with the world these days

    • @TheReal_GigaChad
      @TheReal_GigaChad Před 2 lety +24

      I've now read that 3 times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say

    • @arnold3065
      @arnold3065 Před 2 lety +3

      @@TheReal_GigaChad 12 seconds ago but same

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex Před 2 lety +4

      @@TheReal_GigaChad Do you not speak English?

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex Před 2 lety +8

      @@unknownbutknown332 What are you on about? It's a joke 💀

  • @Eraashiri
    @Eraashiri Před 2 lety +138

    shandong actually is largest Chinese cabbage import province and an important port place for exporting kimchi to South Korea. so I guess the korean joke works in lots of ways

  • @xernon8853
    @xernon8853 Před 2 lety +18

    at around the 7:00 minute mark, if you're curious about what he is talking about, he may be referring to the Sino-Japanese War that took place in China, also known as the Nanking (now romanized as Nanjing) Massacre, or the Rape of Nanjing.

  • @alexandre069
    @alexandre069 Před 2 lety +2

    what is amazing is how bad those test can be, I saw once two 2 real twins test a bunch of them, it was amazing how much of those were different for each of those 2 real twins.

  • @ChiriConCarne
    @ChiriConCarne Před 2 lety +582

    Trust me. If the media finds out you have 0.4% Filipino blood, you'll be a headline on our newspapers, indie news networks, and Facebook podcasts. There is also a chance that you'll be in a morning show and be claimed as ours. 😂

    • @vad1089
      @vad1089 Před 2 lety +10

      Fr bro

    • @sunshinecherries
      @sunshinecherries Před 2 lety +6

      hi! i see many others joking in a similar manner. can you explain why filipino people are so accepting even if it's a tiny percent of his heritage?

    • @thesaint5381
      @thesaint5381 Před 2 lety +119

      @@sunshinecherries its my own conjecture but maybe because we were occupied by Spaniards, Americans and japanese that we dont have our own identity. So famous people that has ties with filipinos was our way of claiming our place in the world

    • @sunshinecherries
      @sunshinecherries Před 2 lety +9

      @@thesaint5381 this is a very insightful response, didn't think about it that way. thanks.

    • @ChiriConCarne
      @ChiriConCarne Před 2 lety +28

      @@sunshinecherries Filipinos also love the attention.

  • @kayciewithie4941
    @kayciewithie4941 Před 2 lety +455

    This guy just loooves walking the fine line huh?😅

  • @vilend9842
    @vilend9842 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love how the whole chat is just saying "eat kimchi" at 11:42

  • @asktoseducemiss434
    @asktoseducemiss434 Před 2 lety +2

    I love lily. She always makes toast's content better. She is like the cinnamon sugar part of his toast content.

  • @zaphenath5915
    @zaphenath5915 Před 2 lety +330

    If you had a fully Korean relative it would have to be a great, great grandparent. And your fully Filipino ancestor is 8 generations back (based on the percentages) which basically makes us cousins! See you at the next family gathering!

    • @arta.xshaca
      @arta.xshaca Před 2 lety

      What's ur other ancestries?

    • @achtungbaby2009
      @achtungbaby2009 Před 4 měsíci

      0.4% austronesian link from likely native austronesian taiwanese is insignificant. For a philipino, Don't claim relative to Chinese / korean when you are obviously not.

  • @dawalrus
    @dawalrus Před 2 lety +132

    Im Taiwanese and my 23andMe results came back 0.4% Filipino & Austronesian too. That just means we have an ancestor from ~8 generations ago that was Taiwanese aboriginal (Austronesian) 🇹🇼

    • @achtungbaby2009
      @achtungbaby2009 Před 4 měsíci +2

      one of your han chinese ancestor took a native austronesian women as his wife.

  • @drix4275
    @drix4275 Před rokem +1

    18:52 "Michael I have great news." Lily: "Noo, stop." ^o^

  • @kv4648
    @kv4648 Před rokem +1

    4:35 You are one of us now brother
    Unexpected but also delightful

  • @fieryimmortal
    @fieryimmortal Před 2 lety +63

    I love that line, "You're only allowed to be 5,7% offended."

  • @neodecker
    @neodecker Před 2 lety

    You weren't an accident, you were a SURPRISE!!

  • @savannahmetzger3069
    @savannahmetzger3069 Před rokem

    I NEED to know where you got your shirt! I love it!

  • @ericharper6791
    @ericharper6791 Před 2 lety +635

    love toasts humor lol It's top tier

  • @Rachelbee
    @Rachelbee Před 2 lety +248

    His dry humor and sarcasm really shine here. I couldn't stop smiling while watching this :)

  • @yintianzhang6969
    @yintianzhang6969 Před rokem

    I never had so much fun listening to inter-friendship bickering. Keep it up guys...😂

  • @bwkktur
    @bwkktur Před 4 měsíci +1

    woah, Central Asia mentioned. but I'd like to say that Genghis Khan is from Mongolia, as opposed to the Kazakhs and Kyrgyz who speak mutually intelligible Turkic languages (though genetically we are still related to the Mongols and share many similarities as to our culture and common words)

  • @kefiraofmasbolle
    @kefiraofmasbolle Před 2 lety +374

    When I saw the title, I kid you not, I was like “I bet that 5.7% is Korean” and lo and behold 😂😂

  • @meepow
    @meepow Před 2 lety +48

    "Toast have a great news"
    Lily **suffering*

  • @misosoup8030
    @misosoup8030 Před 4 měsíci

    Very interesting. 👍🏼But loved the last discussion with Lily. 💜 So funny. (btw, new to your channel). 😂

  • @xlr8442
    @xlr8442 Před 2 lety +5

    Toast will always be my favorite Filipino streamer!

  • @cellion5848
    @cellion5848 Před 2 lety +264

    5:14 Hey Toast! The Taiwanese blood is from the Austronesian. Native Taiwanese people are the same race as Filipinos. Also a lot of Taiwanese people arn’t native, just a bunch of Chinese immigrants trying to escape the gvt.
    Actually, you might not even be Filipino, it says Filipino & Austronesian. It could just be all 0.4% Taiwanese.

    • @Kaiwui
      @Kaiwui Před 2 lety +37

      Was looking for this comment!!! Exactly unless you’re related to the aboriginal population from Taiwan you’re ethnically going to be Chinese 😂 Really is no separation ethnically

    • @LurpakSpreadableButter
      @LurpakSpreadableButter Před 2 lety +6

      @@Kaiwui And even then, aboriginal Taiwanese came from china, so the genes aren't so separated

    • @cellion5848
      @cellion5848 Před 2 lety +22

      @@LurpakSpreadableButter well, the aboriginal Taiwanese did come from china, but I think they’ve been separated long enough do be at least racially different from other east asians. And it is said that the Austronesian population came from the Taiwanese aboriginals.

    • @mongoose1628
      @mongoose1628 Před 2 lety +4

      @@LurpakSpreadableButter All Austronesians originated from China, not just Taiwanese. The migrated from Fujian 10k+ years ago, breeding with the native population

    • @Rexlee1123
      @Rexlee1123 Před 2 lety +2

      I think his ancestry is from northern china though. Chinese people rarely get shandong showing up as the main province (even northern chinese people get guangdong as the main province in 23andme). Also the fact that he has korean trace which is common for northern chinese people.
      Also, most people who are from taiwan come from the fujian province and are of hokkien decent. Though people from other parts of china aren't uncommon.

  • @JacksonWalter735
    @JacksonWalter735 Před 2 lety +515

    Before anyone takes a DNA test for fun, be prepared for any unforseen circumstances. My sister got these AncestryDNA kits for Christmas for the whole family and it was fun determining where we came from. To our surprise, we've also found close DNA matches in California as well. Turns out, my grandfather raped and impregnated a young girl during his military days in the Vietnam War even though he had a wife and child (my uncle) at home. That Vietnamese woman gave birth to my mother's half brother and their family eventually immigrated to the U.S. after the Vietnam War ended. I had an uncle and cousins I didn't even know about this whole time. They took the same DNA tests to determine what their ancestry was as well because they only knew that the man who raped their mom/grandmother was a white American. My grandfather still denies ever being unfaithful to my grandmother to this day or for raping a 12 year old girl. Thankfully my grandmother passed away before she ever knew. While my grandfather's a monster and refuses to acknowledge his terrible actions even with DNA tests, getting to know my new uncle, aunt, cousins, and nephews over Skype and Facebook has been a pleasure. They're absolutely wonderful people and I can't wait to visit them in the summer.

    • @somethingsomething8773
      @somethingsomething8773 Před 2 lety +163

      That’s a yikes

    • @KiKiStarling
      @KiKiStarling Před 2 lety +84

      I hope this knowledge is healing for your family.

    • @JacksonWalter735
      @JacksonWalter735 Před 2 lety

      @@KiKiStarling it was devastating. I always saw my grandfather as a war hero, veteran who defended his country, and respected him so much. It's hard to look at him the same way again once I found out he was a pedo, rapist, and ruined a little girl's life. In Vietnam, her community belittled and beat her for getting pregnant at 12 even though it was not her fault. Her family disowned and kicked her out to the streets because it was shameful to them and she never married/dated for the rest of her life because guys saw her as dirty/tarnished. Times are different now, but this was the how people in Vietnam behaved back then. I can't imagine the struggles and difficulties she had to go through while being homeless and raising /being responsible for a child since she was 12/13. I'm 17 and can't imagine doing that right now nevertheless myself from 5 years ago.

    • @rhi0zen904
      @rhi0zen904 Před 2 lety +57

      "Ages will never keep your secrets hidden", that explain it.

    • @theren2486
      @theren2486 Před 2 lety +80

      A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL ??!!

  • @brendanmatelan2129
    @brendanmatelan2129 Před rokem +2

    19:13, “we are blood, bruh” Lol

  • @sleepingalligator
    @sleepingalligator Před rokem

    for the younger sister calling older brother, there is also the more formal, "oraboni"

  • @kuzan421
    @kuzan421 Před 2 lety +45

    "a country invaded. wont mention any names"
    1 min later
    "I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE!"

  • @reksai7965
    @reksai7965 Před 2 lety +161

    12:03 "You're only allowed to be 5.7% Offended" *toast dies in silence* 😂

  • @sleepphobic
    @sleepphobic Před rokem

    this is hands down the funniest video ive seen in a while

  • @semicedevine6918
    @semicedevine6918 Před 11 měsíci

    that last part with rae and the other guy was so good🙏

  • @_risi
    @_risi Před 2 lety +52

    Has lily tried this DNA thingy yet? If not, then it'd be funny if she's like 0.5% Filipino

  • @seta2710
    @seta2710 Před 2 lety +73

    Toast is the Origin of Racist Paladin, an ancient Hearthstone Meme Deck

    • @seta2710
      @seta2710 Před 2 lety +3

      Giving myself a reply to boost my chances of being a top comment

    • @seta2710
      @seta2710 Před 2 lety +3

      Big Brain

  • @island3522
    @island3522 Před 2 lety

    As my first toast video I’ve watched, WHAT AN INTRO LMAOO

  • @thesincitymama
    @thesincitymama Před rokem

    2017 called… Dongguan wants their sweater back

  • @brandonburns1052
    @brandonburns1052 Před 2 lety +25

    So that’s how Toast can rock the Kpop star style. It all makes sense

  • @zarinah4740
    @zarinah4740 Před 2 lety +27

    Disclaimer: this is toast’s persona, he is in fact not actually racist. I think.

    • @random_girl6123
      @random_girl6123 Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah, I don't even watch him that often but I atleast know he like to play a lot on the sarcasm and satire. Also lowkey insult the way the internet is with their "moral" ways.

  • @benbenoy4419
    @benbenoy4419 Před 2 lety +1

    I couldn't stop my smile the entire time it's a good video dude

  • @cathybaldry7822
    @cathybaldry7822 Před rokem

    I love your justification for making jokes. Lolololol!

  • @joeindorato
    @joeindorato Před 2 lety +74

    “So you’re a misogynist?”
    “No I’m a realist”
    💀💀💀

  • @mystikkyt332
    @mystikkyt332 Před 2 lety +32

    I took a DNA test once and found out im 100% bad bitch

  • @joycechiu8432
    @joycechiu8432 Před 2 lety

    I think it's because that when people moved back than from the land of China to near by islands so that might be why Toast has a little bit of other type of blood apart from Chinese ( People from China moved to Taiwan about 500 years ago)

  • @burgesskj
    @burgesskj Před rokem +1

    Congratulations, you are 100% Human

  • @rollsroyce1213
    @rollsroyce1213 Před 2 lety +86

    this guy really just said " we all know I'm a huge Racist" right off the f*cking bat. LMFAO

  • @_toulouse
    @_toulouse Před 2 lety +171

    Quite a number of Asians would probably be hype if they learned they had even an ounce of Korean in them, so when Toast screamed in horror at himself being 5% Korean, that shit got me fr lmao

    • @Weeping-Angel
      @Weeping-Angel Před 2 lety +1

      ahhhhhh, the Horror!!!

    • @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263
      @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263 Před 2 lety +5

      Is kinda normal that part of his ancestry is Shandong instead of southern China. So if he say he’s from Taiwan, his grandfather must be part of the KMT soldiers who fled to Taiwan instead of Taiwan Austronesian or hokkien or Hakka

  • @richardschwab224
    @richardschwab224 Před rokem +2

    His grandma escaped China and toast escapes escape rooms. It makes sense why he's so good at them, it's in his blood

  • @emporiazerct4725
    @emporiazerct4725 Před 2 lety +1

    "Toast using 5.7 to the most"

  • @msblackrose999
    @msblackrose999 Před 2 lety +37

    The hard push for 5.7% Korean and 0.4% Filipino always makes me laugh. 🤣 I'm Filipino and I know Toast humor and banter.
    I hope my fellowmen won't get triggered etc. hahaha

  • @MrThemunch
    @MrThemunch Před 2 lety +11

    Yo, toast you're actually my favorite CZcamsr now. You are down to earth and it's refreshing to see.

  • @pplettuce.
    @pplettuce. Před 2 lety +1

    ''ok give mee.. a sound effect if kirby sucking donky kong :D''

  • @Coolestpersonevernocap
    @Coolestpersonevernocap Před 7 měsíci

    “Your only allowed to be 5.7% offended”
    DAMNNN😭

  • @kirpi7996
    @kirpi7996 Před 2 lety +28

    Impecable levels of trolling

  • @kanyewestlover91169
    @kanyewestlover91169 Před 2 lety +60

    Toast: "wait what? They calling me a caveman monkey?"
    Also Toast: Corpse bad, Corpse kill lily, Felix thought lily as well, if Toast plus Felix plus corpse against lily

  • @brandonx543
    @brandonx543 Před rokem +2

    12:09 LILY CHEWED HIM UP 😭

  • @meri8431
    @meri8431 Před rokem +1

    was i the only one staring at the highlighted madagascar the entire video waiting for him to talk about it

  • @Irapa7
    @Irapa7 Před 2 lety +10

    "Youre only allowed to be 5.7% offended" lmao im using that

  • @unknownbutknown332
    @unknownbutknown332 Před 2 lety +118

    If you stick "sometimes" in front of a sentence "almost" any statement can pass as truth😂😂

  • @xisnothappy
    @xisnothappy Před rokem +3

    13:20 this is the funniest clip of all time

  • @DebunkHatred
    @DebunkHatred Před rokem +1

    Lol... "a realest misogynist" Thank you for giving me that type of interpretation!

  • @_Matchu
    @_Matchu Před 2 lety +8

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended"