Making Anti-Missile MTV Flares

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  • @CarbonKevin
    @CarbonKevin Před 5 měsíci +6502

    I feel like this channel can at times be distilled down to "Tom finds the least efficient way possible of obtaining a compound, and then discovers it can be purchased on the open market as a raw material"

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +2433

      Hey hey at least I didn’t start to sand down frying pans before checking eBay, I’m proud of myself for that!

    • @slothonabike
      @slothonabike Před 5 měsíci +194

      @@ExplosionsAndFire would have been hilarious though

    • @Arcolyte13
      @Arcolyte13 Před 5 měsíci +173

      @@ExplosionsAndFire That's progress! One step at a time is all anyone can strive for sometimes.

    • @ctje1638
      @ctje1638 Před 5 měsíci

      Teflon bag really shouldn't be marked "non dangerous" lol that shit is toxic as hell.

    • @kevinsteele2773
      @kevinsteele2773 Před 5 měsíci +13

      @@ExplosionsAndFire🤣🤣

  • @Fatman311
    @Fatman311 Před 5 měsíci +2338

    'Flares have a short shelf life and should not be stored. Here's one that expired 32 years ago' *works perfectly*

    • @moltrescompany
      @moltrescompany Před 5 měsíci +326

      german science is the best in the world

    • @zchris13
      @zchris13 Před 5 měsíci +137

      it started falling apart, I definitely wouldn't trust it to maintain structural integrity

    • @tx5brent
      @tx5brent Před 5 měsíci +207

      the cap came apart and started spewing hot flare juice out at an angle, perfectly safe

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 Před 5 měsíci +239

      I know this is just joking around but wanted to provide some real context. A flare is not something you normally need or use, so they just sit around all the time but when you need one, you REALLY need it to work properly. A 32 year expired flare may work properly but you don't want something to have a 20% failure rate if your life depends on it. Thus the expiration date so you know when to replace them.

    • @andersjjensen
      @andersjjensen Před 5 měsíci +107

      But it had obviously not been stored in an emergency box on a boat that has seen fifty thousand salt water sprays. Self life in a cool and dry environment is vastly different from "the intended use case shelf life".

  • @parker5855
    @parker5855 Před 5 měsíci +453

    I love the "...which produces a weird fluorinated smoke so we wont be breathing this" which was almost immediately followed by an audible gag where Tom DEFINITELY inhaled it.

    • @jannikheidemann3805
      @jannikheidemann3805 Před 5 měsíci +8

      How did it taste?

    • @akosv96
      @akosv96 Před 4 měsíci +30

      I can feel the liver cancer through my screen from that teflon smoke.

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox Před měsícem +7

      ​@@jannikheidemann3805I like how you can guess this is so bad as to warp your senses.
      Once my aunt tried to unclog stuff with hot water and caustic soda, and asked for my help since her gloves were melting. Got hit with a cloud of fumes I knew to not breath but caught a whiff anyway.
      Felt like I got punched inside my cranium.

  • @LennyHirsch
    @LennyHirsch Před 5 měsíci +145

    "Human beings were never meant to see into the IR" As a researcher in optics working with IR lasers, I take this statement very seriously.
    I couldn't agree more

  • @toilet_cleaner_man
    @toilet_cleaner_man Před 5 měsíci +1626

    Nice to know Tom is actively burning all the bridges in the mil-sci field, thus giving him more time to make schizo chemistry in everyone's favorite Australian shed.

    • @I_Automate
      @I_Automate Před 5 měsíci +447

      Burning bridges? This is like an artist putting together a portfolio to send to potential clients

    • @enoktheewok4821
      @enoktheewok4821 Před 5 měsíci +117

      yeah that resistor and sapphire glass thing might be a tad risqué lmao… there are easier things to hit than a jet with that kind of signature. He’ll either get put on a list or get get offers

    • @matrix3509
      @matrix3509 Před 5 měsíci +133

      @@I_Automate Yeah, I was about to say, Raytheon probably has a representative on a private jet flying to Australia right this moment to give Tom an offer, if the CIA didn't already tip them off about a potential hire ages ago.

    • @toilet_cleaner_man
      @toilet_cleaner_man Před 5 měsíci +130

      @@I_Automate was more so referring to the times when he cusses out random agencies, but given the fact he is Australian, that is basically a common greeting.

    • @andresmartinezramos7513
      @andresmartinezramos7513 Před 5 měsíci +23

      This would probably make for a good ad-on to his resume in the industry

  • @josephd.5524
    @josephd.5524 Před 5 měsíci +2176

    I would pay good money to let Tom run an hour-long lecture at the Royal Institute, and the place has to allow him access to whatever material he wants.

    • @xxdeadoutxx761
      @xxdeadoutxx761 Před 5 měsíci +127

      the building would 100% be gone by the end

    • @S.ASmith
      @S.ASmith Před 5 měsíci +45

      @@xxdeadoutxx761 Tom is Tom....he is not Klapokte
      If the two were to ever meet, then yes..the build might not survive the interaction.

    • @wyattroncin941
      @wyattroncin941 Před 5 měsíci +52

      Ground zero of "the London event"

    • @edibandulan5266
      @edibandulan5266 Před 5 měsíci

      Is he Really a PhD in Physics?

    • @frenstcht
      @frenstcht Před 5 měsíci +5

      Nope. Do it some place that allows for bigger explosions & fires.

  • @jameshealy4594
    @jameshealy4594 Před 5 měsíci +33

    'I'm never going to get a job am I'
    Don't worry mate, the fast food industry is always hiring.

  • @Virginiafox21
    @Virginiafox21 Před 5 měsíci +257

    You wanna know something about Teflon? You can buy food grade stuff and use it as bulk. It’s inert like you said and will just pass through your digestive system. Someone in my food science program was using it to try and make a weight loss protein bar thing that makes you feel full, ya know, because of all the Teflon. It never went anywhere. Mostly because their prototype tasted awful. I felt bad because I was testing out what was basically chocolate cake at the same time, lol.

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +150

      Wtf??? This is big news to me

    • @ShrirajHegde
      @ShrirajHegde Před 5 měsíci +110

      Ultra cursed protein bar

    • @DjDolHaus86
      @DjDolHaus86 Před 5 měsíci +29

      I can only imagine the clang as that thing hits the pan

    • @Hansengineering
      @Hansengineering Před 5 měsíci

      Donnnnt fucking eat Teflon, holy shit.

    • @enzochoi923
      @enzochoi923 Před 5 měsíci +37

      it's fine in its normal form, but high heat can cause it to become more biologically harmful (it breaks down into more offensive components) so no baked bars, alright?

  • @adamsnook9542
    @adamsnook9542 Před 5 měsíci +940

    Good to see you've chosen to test your flares in a nice safe shed with flammable wood chips and leaf litter all over the floor, in an area that's notorious for bush fires.

    • @Girvo747
      @Girvo747 Před 5 měsíci +105

      She'll be right mate!

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +488

      Was so worried about the flares launching off I had to do it somewhere with a roof…. And the wood chips were less flammable than the lounge room carpet

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne Před 5 měsíci +73

      ​@@ExplosionsAndFireyour carpet isn't imbued with Teflon(R) Advanced Carpet Protector from DuPont: Better Living Through Chemistry(TM)?
      or did you spill too much magnesium oxide on it, so now it's combustible again?

    • @robinderoos1166
      @robinderoos1166 Před 5 měsíci +37

      ​@@comicconcarneah, the dupont cancer carpet, shortening lifespans for quite some time

    • @MrOlivm
      @MrOlivm Před 5 měsíci +14

      It’s just the kind of forward thinking needed in a job in the defense industry. I think he’s ready

  • @MareSerenitis
    @MareSerenitis Před 5 měsíci +368

    "Eat shit ITAR" is just about the most understandable reaction to having any contact with what amounts to a legally backed tantrum.

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 Před 5 měsíci +30

      This was me when I found out the Continuous Wave Illuminator system on the F-20 Tigershark was actually classified/ITAR restricted back in the 80s. Even funnier that said part was the only foreign-made component of the Tigershark (built by Sweden, originally made for their Viggens in the 70s)
      Edit: to explain a bit, the Tigershark was meant purely as an export aircraft, so majority of its components can't even be ITAR restricted (or else maintainers, technicians, and even pilots from other countries couldn't even get near the aircraft they're supposed to work with/on/around)

    • @1lovesoni
      @1lovesoni Před 5 měsíci +29

      There's so many things that are ITAR regulated but commonly sold/traded, especially in the military surplus world.
      Some make sense, like military uniforms, ammunition, and laser aiming devices.
      Other's make significantly less sense, such as optics/scopes that are only popular with civilian hunters/sport-shooters (because the manufacturer has a military contract on a different optic/product and I guess it's feared that they might be potentially similar enough between models).
      Lastly there are certain items that seem senselessly restricted for US export due to ITAR, including the Sony Playstation 2, random bits of clothing like various belts or socks, and even certain life preservers (yes, the anti-drowning vest type).

    • @punishedfoxo
      @punishedfoxo Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@1lovesoni SV reviews are fun when you buy military surplus electronics and extract raw hex programs from MCs for fun.

    • @notamouse5630
      @notamouse5630 Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@1lovesoni I recall the iphone EULA mentioning ITAR and laughing about it because i-TAR.

    • @petergerdes1094
      @petergerdes1094 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@1lovesoniI'm thinking the PS2 was sold during the period in which encryption products were under itar and it was some aspect of the DRM.

  • @waffleiron7420
    @waffleiron7420 Před 5 měsíci +23

    "Eat shit ITAR" made me laugh way harder than it should have, and it's a good sentiment to have on the subject

  • @andreferreira1758
    @andreferreira1758 Před 5 měsíci +85

    Congratulations on your PhD degree. Don't worry about a job but ask yourself what you really enjoy in life. Thank you so much for your show!

  • @no-legjohnny3691
    @no-legjohnny3691 Před 5 měsíci +979

    Main takeaways from this video:
    1. Making a missile seeker could land you either a job at Raytheon or a spot on the government act list.
    2. *_There's a government act list._*
    3. You can find a concerning number of chemical compounds on the online market.
    And 4. If you ever find something made in West Germany, it's gonna work startlingly well no matter how outdated it should be.

    • @boolightningstudios
      @boolightningstudios Před 5 měsíci +14

      yep, and now i want to get on a watch list

    • @TheMcspreader
      @TheMcspreader Před 5 měsíci +98

      The exception to 4 being: a BMW that's more than an attosecond out of warranty.

    • @AllisterCaine
      @AllisterCaine Před 5 měsíci +42

      Funnily enough, the "made in GDR" pincers I have bought in the flea market are fine work too.
      There is btw a market for vintage fireworks collectors.... He could have gotten some good money for the "w. Germany" marking. 😅

    • @mariuss4766
      @mariuss4766 Před 5 měsíci +49

      great I was made in west Germany. I thank my parents for their passionate work

    • @Lizlodude
      @Lizlodude Před 5 měsíci +13

      Given that Raytheon is a US company, the 'or' in takeaway #1 may not be exclusive... 😅

  • @torbjrntveito2152
    @torbjrntveito2152 Před 5 měsíci +280

    As a physicist who works with radar:
    Your spectrum quip at 1030 harmed me greatly.

    • @ergaus
      @ergaus Před 5 měsíci +3

      That was indeed hilarious

    • @tommihommi1
      @tommihommi1 Před 5 měsíci +1

      to be fair, 25 THz is still way in the optical range

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@tommihommi1 How so? What constitutes "optical range"? Whenever I hear the word "optical" all I can think of is 100 nm - 1000 nm range

    • @margodphd
      @margodphd Před 5 měsíci +14

      ​@@mastershooter64 That's so human centric of you. Maybe they spoke about pigeon range.
      Or something.

  • @SpAm-AcCoUnT
    @SpAm-AcCoUnT Před 5 měsíci +45

    Tom seems happier and healthier these days. I bet finishing that doctorate was a tonic for the soul. ‘I’m free, time to fuck around with missile tech’

    • @killazaawl
      @killazaawl Před 4 měsíci +7

      i think it was the ice cream

  • @DavidSikesII
    @DavidSikesII Před 5 měsíci +11

    Fun fact, back when Wii's were a thing, I had friends that just moved and had misplaced their sensor bar in the move and we needed to get a wiimote to work long enough to basically select something on the menu and not much else.
    I asked if they had two lighters, and stood by the TV with them lit up for the ten seconds it took to select something. Worked a treat.

  • @canadian_grim_reaper
    @canadian_grim_reaper Před 5 měsíci +140

    Everyone talking about the government watch list, but I'm pretty sure fucking with a Wiimote (and not wearing a wrist strap!) have put you on the Nintendo watch list. That one is much, much worse.

    • @f3rny_66
      @f3rny_66 Před 5 měsíci +20

      True, most people can make explosives without consequences, pirating Nintendo games? straight to guantanamo bay

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 Před 5 měsíci +773

    Did your thermal camera's sensor ever recover that doodly line from being pointed at the sun?

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +661

      errr somewhat, oops

    • @hammerth1421
      @hammerth1421 Před 5 měsíci +363

      @@ExplosionsAndFire THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

    • @user-yb5cn3np5q
      @user-yb5cn3np5q Před 5 měsíci +10

      Ehh that sucks

    • @tmzilla
      @tmzilla Před 5 měsíci +201

      @@hammerth1421 BRÖTHER, I CRAVE THE FORBIDDEN SIGNATURE

    • @ianmcarthur3555
      @ianmcarthur3555 Před 5 měsíci +21

      Never point that thing at the Moon or it will know your name O.o

  • @Luup850
    @Luup850 Před 5 měsíci +5

    "Everything beyond this range, belongs to the engineers" that sentence fucking killed me 😂

  • @Aeyahuasca
    @Aeyahuasca Před 5 měsíci +18

    Really loving all the subtle hints about the reality of your chemistry expertise reaching the point of usefulness only to the military industrial complex (or finance)

    • @nobodythisisstupid4888
      @nobodythisisstupid4888 Před 5 měsíci +2

      His phd was in laser physics too so contributes to it too. I guess that’s what happens when you are most well versed in energetics chemistry lol

  • @EthanolTailor
    @EthanolTailor Před 5 měsíci +202

    I chose "The War" personally, I like to say I have access to classified material, even if the material is so boring to regular people it essentially classifies itself.

    • @inserttext2412
      @inserttext2412 Před 5 měsíci +89

      Cognito hazard material. Special Powers: extreme disinterest.

    • @belacickekl7579
      @belacickekl7579 Před 5 měsíci +21

      It's funny how that works, the unclassified stuff being a lot more palpable than the details.

    • @guytech7310
      @guytech7310 Před 5 měsíci +35

      Reminds me of Ghostbusters from 1984 Quote:
      "You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've WORKED in the private sector. They expect *results*."

    • @PrebleStreetRecords
      @PrebleStreetRecords Před 5 měsíci +14

      Plus, The War pays really really well.
      Particularly if you work on the Geneva suggestions side of things.

    • @Fredaffinity
      @Fredaffinity Před 5 měsíci +4

      If you live in USA you will never need to move out to "better country". So it's a good choice.

  • @redacted_to_surpass_metal_gear
    @redacted_to_surpass_metal_gear Před 5 měsíci +202

    Tom really getting back to his defense industry roots here

  • @LongPeter
    @LongPeter Před 5 měsíci +13

    Setting off flares in a wood shed, in the fire season, worked out surprisingly uneventfully 🎉

  • @Nuovoswiss
    @Nuovoswiss Před 5 měsíci +4

    At 8:32 "returning the acetone to the environment"
    LOL
    That's also what I say when I bury plastic waste in the yard. It came from the Earth, and back into the Earth it shall go.

  • @solidacid1337
    @solidacid1337 Před 5 měsíci +208

    Neat! my F-15E Strike Eagle ran out of flares just a few days ago!

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +112

      I’ll send some to you, I got you fam

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 Před 5 měsíci +14

      @@ExplosionsAndFire can I get some for my CF-18 Hornet too?

    • @scottm2553
      @scottm2553 Před 5 měsíci +19

      @@ExplosionsAndFire My grandma needs some for her Prius.

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +85

      Ok yeah get your orders in, I’ll sell to everyone, you can only get arrested once

    • @yolobathsalts
      @yolobathsalts Před 5 měsíci +16

      These compatible with Eastern Bloc tech? I run a MIG-29 and I need countermeasures bad

  • @imtiazkhan0
    @imtiazkhan0 Před 5 měsíci +719

    Note: hexamine in the pyrotechnic industry is sometimes used to make strobe fireworks, hence the strobeing effect of the first formulas

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +361

      im an inventor yay

    • @christianterrill3503
      @christianterrill3503 Před 5 měsíci +31

      Do they still make hexamine tablets? I used to use those for cooking food when backpacking or doing a camp when I packed out everything in a backpack. They worked so much better then isopropyl tabs those suck compared to hexamine

    • @milesmccollough5507
      @milesmccollough5507 Před 5 měsíci

      @@christianterrill3503 esbit brand dry fuel is still a nice brick of hexamine and paraffin. easily the best solid cooking fuel.

    • @TomKappeln
      @TomKappeln Před 5 měsíci +8

      Note : and for making the GOOD stuff ... (HMTD) lol

    • @BirnieMac1
      @BirnieMac1 Před 5 měsíci +26

      Weirdly we also use it (as a hippurate salt) medically for UTIs
      Iirc it’s metabolised into Hexamic acid selectively by the pathogenic bacteria (i.e. not our cells) which messes with their capacity to adhere to the urothelium (lining of bladder/urethra)

  • @fabe61
    @fabe61 Před 5 měsíci +11

    This really is one of the best channels on CZcams and epitomises all the good things about this platform

  • @zeasea2519
    @zeasea2519 Před 5 měsíci +4

    This is just what I needed during my ongoing existential crisis regarding which degree I want to do and whether or not said degree is feasible within a load of parameters outside my control: Tom makes flares and demonstrates the potential career paths of physicists.

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 Před 5 měsíci +167

    Can't wait to see him extract pure iron from guage blocks!

    • @sac3528
      @sac3528 Před 5 měsíci +52

      "i needed some carbon so i found a company that manufactures enormous sheets of graphene on a space station"

    • @md4luckycharms
      @md4luckycharms Před 5 měsíci +4

      Gauge blocks are steel so he's gonna have a fun time with that

    • @PrebleStreetRecords
      @PrebleStreetRecords Před 5 měsíci +30

      @@md4luckycharmsHe can fractionally distill the steel to remove the carbon and vanadium impurities.

    • @md4luckycharms
      @md4luckycharms Před 5 měsíci

      @@PrebleStreetRecords 👀👀

    • @teresashinkansen9402
      @teresashinkansen9402 Před 4 měsíci

      @@PrebleStreetRecords Hopefully he does not end up with some nasty tar and no product.

  • @mortoopz
    @mortoopz Před 5 měsíci +154

    Until this video; I never for a second considered that IR guided weapons might be looking at the spectrum, I assumed it was just "Hot thing going that way, please go that way"
    Thanks, I have learned something...... almost.

    • @neomone1989
      @neomone1989 Před 5 měsíci +28

      You're not wrong, that's basically how they started out. Leading missiles into the sun was a legit tactic very early on, because the sun is the biggest hot thing around. It's just then there's been 60 odd years of building on top of that, both in terms of getting the missile to more accurately identify and follow aircraft and in terms of countermeasures manufacturers adapting to missile development.

    • @SirSpence99
      @SirSpence99 Před 5 měsíci +8

      Just like someone on the spectrum, the IR seekers get hyper focused, thus making the flare the equivalent to that really annoying kid who will do everything in his power to get the attention of everyone nearby.

    • @PapaLurts
      @PapaLurts Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@neomone1989 ah yes the forbidden heat signature

  • @j_sum1
    @j_sum1 Před 5 měsíci +10

    One of your funniest vids yet, Tom.
    Nice to see the Mg go to good use.

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +6

      Thanks mate, really appreciate you dredging up the Mg powder for me !

  • @chaoticgood8996
    @chaoticgood8996 Před 5 měsíci +3

    “The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.” - Obama

  • @lasagnahog7695
    @lasagnahog7695 Před 5 měsíci +53

    Finally he's done with this fleeting phd stuff. Now he can focus on the real important job of providing me with chemistry content on youtube.

  • @FriendlyChemist907
    @FriendlyChemist907 Před 5 měsíci +44

    "And this bag of Potassium Perchlorate because why not"
    Is a big reason why this channel is both a fun experience and a learning one

  • @geraldgepes
    @geraldgepes Před 5 měsíci +27

    Hey Tom, I just want to say that it seems like you're genuinely happy here and it is nice to see. Some of your Ex and Ire posts definitely made it seem like that paper was stressing you out a bit. I just want you to know that you're a damn inspiration, I'm going to be coming from the other side of things, a machinist gone engineer who has always just wanted an excuse to get a physics degree. I'm nearly halfway there now and my goal is to study fusion mechanics which, for much of my life made me think of big magnets. Lately though, one of my local universities unveiled a 3PW laser and they've teased that they might try to help NIF or build a fusion facility to compete with it. So, suddenly the end goal of my degree path is starting to look a lot like yours o.0
    Which is also to say that if you're not fully convinced you should come over to the war side of things, I hear that UNSW is building a student led tokamak and I'm sure there will be much lasing to be had in that system as well. If you ever end up working on such a project, I'd be very curious to hear about it!
    Really though, awesome video, good to see you having a blast as it were.

  • @keg8129
    @keg8129 Před 5 měsíci +6

    I was just wondering how to make anti missile systems for home defense. What a timely video!

  • @michaelandersen7535
    @michaelandersen7535 Před 5 měsíci +43

    This was an awesome video! I laughed out loud at the "Suck it ITAR". Definitely not coming back to the US for the next open sauce huh

  • @ilikesharks2020
    @ilikesharks2020 Před 5 měsíci +259

    I worked as a manufacturing engineer in the solar industry for about 3 yrs. Our semiconductor used CdTe as the bulk material. Can confirm, does absorb IR very well. Also very very not good for people.

    • @CATASTEROID934
      @CATASTEROID934 Před 5 měsíci +13

      The only place cadmium belongs is imprisoned in silica

    • @ilikesharks2020
      @ilikesharks2020 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@CATASTEROID934 I mean the semiconductor was sandwiched between two pieces of glass, does that count? 😂

    • @CATASTEROID934
      @CATASTEROID934 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@ilikesharks2020 That'll do just fine, just as cadmium-based photovoltaic cells are sufficient vitreous prisons

    • @higueraft571
      @higueraft571 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@ilikesharks2020>Also very very not good for people.
      Would you say it's better or worse than Repulsion Gel? :V

    • @christopherleubner6633
      @christopherleubner6633 Před 5 měsíci +3

      CdZnTe is an excellent solid state gamma ray detector as well as a rather efficient middle wave IR detector material. Totally different setup for each task. The gamma ray sensor uses a bulk crystal with either a light silver or thallium doping to make a proportional photoconductor, the NIR version has a PN junction. Lower layer is doped with antimony, upper layer is doped with indium. ❤

  • @CanDellJack
    @CanDellJack Před 5 měsíci +2

    The most relatable phrase in this video is the final one.
    _"I'm never gonna get a job, am I?"_

  • @Youtube-hates-its-users
    @Youtube-hates-its-users Před 5 měsíci +2

    You finally finished your dissertation?! Congrats Doctor.

  • @Kubose
    @Kubose Před 5 měsíci +744

    The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
    In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
    The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing Před 5 měsíci +42

      this is just a long mathematical proof

    • @Megalolio
      @Megalolio Před 5 měsíci

      3

    • @luigivercotti6410
      @luigivercotti6410 Před 5 měsíci +39

      this is a copypasta, innit? I've seen this before

    • @epikmanthe3rd
      @epikmanthe3rd Před 5 měsíci +53

      The most annoying part about this is that it's *technically* true when talking about inertial navigation systems.

    • @Kubose
      @Kubose Před 5 měsíci +10

      @@epikmanthe3rd most annoying part? Thats the best part! Instant true classic

  • @onionrings3854
    @onionrings3854 Před 5 měsíci +178

    One minute in and I'm already emotionally fulfilled with your humor

    • @gjg3783
      @gjg3783 Před 5 měsíci +10

      2 seconds in and I'm already foamin at the mouth

    • @muadddib
      @muadddib Před 5 měsíci +26

      ​@@gjg3783he said _not_ to eat the ir camera mate

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Aussies are incredible at making military stuff, especially janky stuff that works incredibly well. Like the flatpack cardboard drones, or a 30mm autocannon from an Apache stuck on the back of a pickup truck to shoot down drones. Or the most famous, the Owen Gun: a submachinegun with the magazine sticking out the top

    • @liam3284
      @liam3284 Před 5 měsíci

      The government threw a whole lot of subsidies at it in the past decade. Wanted an arms export industry for some reason.

  • @justinbanks2380
    @justinbanks2380 Před 5 měsíci +1

    6:50 "I gotta stop flash banging myself" 😂
    And then proceeds to do more tests 😅

  • @DerDrako
    @DerDrako Před 5 měsíci +46

    As a german chemist. I feel honored.

  • @Imdv
    @Imdv Před 5 měsíci +60

    Step 4 (2:52) means that you should rotate the flare leewards and then ignite it with the striker in a motion that goes away from your body.

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +74

      I said to myself while reading it “the fucks a Lee”

    • @Imdv
      @Imdv Před 5 měsíci +17

      @@ExplosionsAndFire In germany its called "Luv" (towards the wind direction) and "Lee" (away from the wind/ exactly opposite of luv)

    • @SocialDownclimber
      @SocialDownclimber Před 5 měsíci +8

      I thought it meant "Ask Lee to do it if you can't figure it out"

    • @alyero6341
      @alyero6341 Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@ExplosionsAndFire im german and i had no idea what that was supposed to be lol so dont feel too bad

    • @liam3284
      @liam3284 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I have done enough sailing to know where the lee side of a structure is

  • @svenjanner5224
    @svenjanner5224 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Appreciate you properly using the wrist strap of the wii controller. You're a real role model when it comes to working safely!

  • @corb805
    @corb805 Před 5 měsíci +2

    went from "I'm not ready to go into war so I'm going into academia" to "let's build an anti-missile flare used in war" real fast

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou Před 5 měsíci +159

    The way the AIM-9X seeker works is really fascinating actually. And its IRCCM (Infrared Counter Counter Measures aka Flare Rejection logic) is really neat, but unfortunately a lot of it is classified.

    • @jogandsp
      @jogandsp Před 5 měsíci +158

      Just drop it on the war thunder forums

    • @Fatallydisorganized
      @Fatallydisorganized Před 5 měsíci +17

      It actually uses a thermal camera essentially and uses shape recognition to see the plane's shape which makes it impossible to confuse with flares because a flare would appear as a dot.

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 Před 5 měsíci +35

      @@Fatallydisorganized Yes but if it's a big enough dot, or a whole lot of them, it can't see the plane. Flares may be less effective due to modern tech but they are not obsolete yet.

    • @Marin3r101
      @Marin3r101 Před 5 měsíci +9

      ​@@wingracer1614 not sure how close to reality War Thunder is for IRCCM missles... but they basically have a number assigned of the brightness of flares vs. The seeker head. A FOV is the prime factor on getting hits, but they can still be tricked if you flare alot in front of them and force the seeker to turn off (the missile will track based off of the historical vector of the aircraft) so if you flare like crazy and they change vector you can evade. No amount of IR camera + software can prevent this. The only thing you can do is make it faster in velocity so it closes the distance in less time or use undetectable systems and go "stealth".

    • @guytech7310
      @guytech7310 Před 5 měsíci +9

      I would guess Air to Air missiles now use DLN (Deep Learning Nets) to track targets. Probably using multiple imaging from IR,Visible, UV, & radar.

  • @jordoncailifours4488
    @jordoncailifours4488 Před 5 měsíci +190

    hello. this one is great, hope you do more stuff like this.

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +88

      Thanks mate!

    • @aufoslab
      @aufoslab Před 5 měsíci +7

      his nitroglycerin video was first i saw his channel, back then he had a girlfriend too

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +138

      Still have the same girlfriend!! She just doesn’t appear in videos because people seemed to comment about her a lot and she wasn’t a fan of that, which I understand!

    • @nicfit23
      @nicfit23 Před 5 měsíci +33

      What even. This is why we can't have nice things: the youtube comment section

    • @cameronlegree
      @cameronlegree Před 5 měsíci +22

      @@ExplosionsAndFireoh gross why can’t people behave

  • @kylegattshall1139
    @kylegattshall1139 Před 5 měsíci

    Just wanted to let you know the content is gold man. Crazy ass Bill Nye, in a shed. Mildly haphazardly deriving, concentrating and mixing things together. Big fan keep up the good work.

  • @justinbanks2380
    @justinbanks2380 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "that is the edge of science. Everything beyond this range belongs to the engineers"
    😂
    Reminds me of The Things We Make by Bill Hammack (highly recommend to anyone watching this channel and Tom I think you'd live it)
    His premise being Engineering is not just applied science. It is using science to inform it's best guesses and rules of thumb to get practical problems solved. All while adding any new findings from science along the way to constantly tune the solutions and rules of thumb.

  • @Summer512
    @Summer512 Před 5 měsíci +24

    It was a thing with some of the early heatseeking missiles that they would occasionally become heliocidal.

    • @higueraft571
      @higueraft571 Před 5 měsíci +10

      he craves the forbidden heat signature

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Wouldn't pilots try to turn towards the sun on their evasion maneuvers to increase the chance that the missile went full Icarus?

    • @liam3284
      @liam3284 Před 5 měsíci +3

      That works on a flight simulator, didn't know it works in real life

  • @wallystearns
    @wallystearns Před 5 měsíci +13

    I would pay an inordinate amount of money (and pay for international shipping and customs) for a t-shirt that says "eat shit ITAR"

  • @jacefairis1289
    @jacefairis1289 Před 5 měsíci +1

    5:24 my first thought when you brought out the teflon powder was "oh god, we're gonna get some Fluorine Fire Smoke aren't we?" so glad to see that we're on the same page lmao

  • @Drjtherrien
    @Drjtherrien Před 5 měsíci +1

    Pursuing a PhD is like a dog chasing a car. Once you get it you're left asking "Now what do I do with it?"

  • @balaclavabob001
    @balaclavabob001 Před 5 měsíci +49

    Obligatory post :
    The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
    In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
    The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

    • @sakurakiyori
      @sakurakiyori Před 5 měsíci +1

      And the noise, yes?
      I was told that the noise was a critical tool.

    • @balaclavabob001
      @balaclavabob001 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@sakurakiyori That's true but i think the real star here is the Rockwell Retro Encabulator .

  • @redhairshanks9491
    @redhairshanks9491 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Having the slipperiest of goddamn insides was not something I expected to hear today, but here we are

  • @anchopanchorancho
    @anchopanchorancho Před 5 měsíci

    Dude, I have never wondered about missile targeting systems or how flares and chaff work but this is wonderfully interesting. This is why I'm subbed. Great stuff!

  • @dubbsszn2358
    @dubbsszn2358 Před 5 měsíci

    I have watched each of your videos for years across the few channels you have used. You are hilarious man. Never stop

  • @randomviewer3494
    @randomviewer3494 Před 5 měsíci +32

    After being violently sick all day, this video really cheered me up. Thank you!

  • @thedownwardmachine
    @thedownwardmachine Před 5 měsíci +65

    Would have been good to do the road flare with your improvised missile seeker setup just to see whether or not it (the seeker) actually works properly for viewing IR in the desired wavelengths.

  • @mf1ve
    @mf1ve Před 5 měsíci +1

    This episode is SO GOOD! Man, really enjoyed it. Hats off!!!

  • @vermojonson8835
    @vermojonson8835 Před 5 měsíci

    5:58 i love your editing so god damned much dude

  • @kruksog
    @kruksog Před 5 měsíci +10

    Reminder: there are only 17,576 three letter acronyms using the standard english alphabet. In the world of combinatorics, this is a very small number. Hence collisions, like "MTV" here, are expected.

    • @guytech7310
      @guytech7310 Před 5 měsíci +2

      1980s: I want my MTV!

    • @romaliop
      @romaliop Před 5 měsíci

      Doesn't help that Americans are too lazy to say the full name of their country and even with the acronym, half of the time they can't be bothered to say the third letter either. So there are lot more acronyms going around than there are things that actually need an acronym.

  • @gg2324
    @gg2324 Před 5 měsíci +6

    "Today kids we'll be learning how to circumvent weapons export laws" my man is singlehandedly creating job opportunities in the feds

  • @eugenenalpin6058
    @eugenenalpin6058 Před 4 měsíci

    First video of yours that I discovered. Got recommended to me on the home page
    I am intrigued... I like your style!

  • @Cragified
    @Cragified Před 5 měsíci +2

    Against older guidance technology yes this is how it worked. However, modern ones aren't just looking at the infrared spectrum and steering towards it. They can determine the size of the emitting object, the velocity of the emitting object etc. So if you filter out the smaller and slower moving objects then what's left is the desired target (This is ultra simplified). Countermeasure flares today still do have an effect but it's much smaller and need to be deployed in specific ways and in large volumes to do much against say a AIM-9X or ASRAAM. Even the old FIM-92E from 1995 isn't easily distracted by flares (As Russian helicopter pilots found out).

  • @Spearhead-ke8kd
    @Spearhead-ke8kd Před 5 měsíci +9

    Should have got some milsim game sponsorship for this one.
    I would laugh myself to death if I heard you do a War Thunder ad read.

    • @merobo5066
      @merobo5066 Před 5 měsíci +8

      War Thunder players are the type of people who might leak the composition of more modern flares to him

    • @robertstratton6444
      @robertstratton6444 Před 5 měsíci +3

      I am literally waiting for "Do you play War Thunder?" to be added to the early polygraph questions in one or more countries.

  • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
    @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Před 5 měsíci +14

    Tom and Styropyro really are putting the Mad back in Mad Scientist, and *_I couldn't be prouder!_* 🤘❤

  • @paulcrusse7800
    @paulcrusse7800 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Thank you for all of your hard work after work.

  • @trevorday7923
    @trevorday7923 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Fun heatseeker trivia: The US first developed IR-seeker technology in the 50s, producing arguably the most famous air-to-air missile (in the west, that is), namely the AIM-9 Sidewinder. On one of missions the US carried out in the Korean war a US fighter fired a Sidewinder at a North Korean MiG, but although the seeker head worked perfectly the ABF proximity fuse didn't, embedding the missile in the MiG's fuselage. The North Korean pilot, probably with increasingly wet and brown trousers, flew back to base with the Sidewinder STILL sticking out of the side of his plane. When he got there (after, probably, leaping out of the cockpit and LEGGING it) the ground crew disarmed the Sidewinder and carefully extracted the missile completely intact. Since North Korea and China didn't have the technical expertise they gave the whole thing to their main ally: the Soviet Union. They managed to reverse-engineer it, and that's the story of how the Russians learned to make heatseekers!

    • @DjDolHaus86
      @DjDolHaus86 Před 5 měsíci +3

      And this is also why (among other reasons) a lot of ordinance has a self destruct protocol if it becomes obvious that it hasn't exploded after a reasonable amount of time after being loosed

  • @r.awilliams9815
    @r.awilliams9815 Před 5 měsíci +10

    Hmm, I have a formula for an interesting IR flare, if you happen to have some rubidium nitrate laying around.

    • @ExplosionsAndFire
      @ExplosionsAndFire  Před 5 měsíci +13

      I have rubidium chloride somewhere, so I’m interested??

    • @r.awilliams9815
      @r.awilliams9815 Před 5 měsíci +10

      @@ExplosionsAndFire Rubidium nitrate 60.8, silicon 10, hexamine 23.2, epoxy resin 4.2 (D.E.R. 321) , hardener 1.8 (D.E.H. 14) The epoxy is a very low viscosity resin, so probably not substitute-able. Source - PATR 2700, although I'm not sure of which volume and page number. I found the formula in Donald Haarman's The Wizards Pyrotechnic Formulary.

  • @superbone8724
    @superbone8724 Před 5 měsíci +7

    As an Engineer working in sub-mm, I can't even disagree with your point.

    • @lp8650
      @lp8650 Před 5 měsíci

      Is he making fun of engineering @10:26 ? my engineering friends don't know much of about science... just math, so I assume he's poking fun at them for being overconfident? I cant tell?

  • @lucienskinner-savallisch5399
    @lucienskinner-savallisch5399 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Beloved", tuned thermal targeter for undo two hundo and missle protection for whatever bulk rates are; "ACT ACCORDINGLY"

  • @TurtleDuckLuck
    @TurtleDuckLuck Před 5 měsíci +2

    Random fact. If you lose the wii sensor bar, you can just use 2 candles spaced apart

  • @hikingpete
    @hikingpete Před 5 měsíci +26

    I think you have a real future in presentations. Top notch.

  • @BobHope.
    @BobHope. Před 5 měsíci +7

    Wow, I never knew that the Music Television Channel had changed so much from the 60's into the 90's and now.
    It doesn't even seem like the same thing any more.

  • @cammando5847
    @cammando5847 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Love yah vids.
    Theres a brilliant book called 'a preparatory manual of black powder and pyrotechnics', goes over in alarming detail the chemical compositions and mixtures for tracers, illumination flares (ir and normal, smokeless and not), flash and smoke mixtures, igniters, and a shit-load more... each with 20 odd versions. Of course just for research.
    It's also got the more questionable side of military pyrotechnics... Again, just research to know what not to do and how not to do it.

  • @fireorbg6139
    @fireorbg6139 Před 5 měsíci

    God I love everytime this channel comes on my for you. Its incredible seeing "making anti missle flares"

  • @cockatoo010
    @cockatoo010 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Air to air AND surface to air!
    The cheapest weapon that can effectively and consistently shoot down planes are MANPADS and those tend to be IR guided. Plus they can be carried and fired by a single infantryman
    So you don't have to assume both sides can afford a fighter jet, you can assume one side can afford a fighter and the other has access to MANPADS trough a friendly rival power that has beef with the larger side

    • @guytech7310
      @guytech7310 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Only really effective against attack helicopters as manpad missiles have very limited range. Russia is testing a laser defense system which tracks inbound Ground to Air missiles using a turret on its Ku-52 helicopters. Manpads are also not cost effective against low cost drones like the lancet used for anti-tank (replaceing the need for attack helicopters).

  • @bitsofgeek
    @bitsofgeek Před 5 měsíci +4

    "Surely we can make a flare from just things we have lying around the house..." there goes that watch list again :D

  • @pugz3230
    @pugz3230 Před 5 měsíci +2

    5:39 i feel like doing a line of teflon would be one of the quickest ways to get cancer, second only to doing a line of asbestos

    • @dsdy1205
      @dsdy1205 Před měsícem

      teflon is actually available as a food additive

    • @pugz3230
      @pugz3230 Před měsícem +1

      @@dsdy1205 it's definitely used to coat cookware, but I've never heard of it intentionally being eaten directly

  • @xsr700guy9
    @xsr700guy9 Před 5 měsíci

    on aircraft they generaly load a few diffrent types of flares depending on the missile that might be launched at it and the patterns that the flares are deployed in also is quite important to evading the threat. the mtv flare mix you made does a great job of over exposing the sensor the next step of deploy a flare to mimic your engines for it to then think it is the original target is the key.

  • @hk74654
    @hk74654 Před 5 měsíci +15

    If I've learned anything from a certain Navy CIS episode, it's that if you want a pyrotechnic mix to burn for longer, mix it fire retardant (ratios most likely subject to testing with specific compounds).

  • @Barrabass
    @Barrabass Před 5 měsíci +67

    In norway the ingredients need to be listed on Pyrotechnical devices Very weird law but for flares it is Strontium nitrate sulfur and magnesium powder

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 Před 5 měsíci +20

      Most North America road flares use strontium nitrate, sulfur, a bit of wax and some sawdust as filler. The ones in the video are fancy marine flares.

    • @mduckernz
      @mduckernz Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@chemistryofquestionablequa6252Yeah. Sr without the chlorine around to form SrCl radicals results in a more dull and more orangey “red” rather then the deep red seen in this video.
      The marine flares these days use ammonium perchlorate as an oxidizer, and strontium nitrate for the colour, along with magnesium powder for fuel and brightness, bound together with a hard synthetic rubber like HTPB acting as binder and fuel.
      Basically rocket propellant, but optimised for light output, rather than gas generation and heat, but the heavy gas generation from mixes like this are actually very useful in marine environment as it means they will happily burn underwater, as the gas prevents the water getting in and quenching it from heat soaking it until it goes out. Sorta like a Liedenfrost effect.

  • @hellborn2012
    @hellborn2012 Před 5 měsíci

    Hey Tom i really enjoyed this sort of video. I'd be interested if you did more technical explorations like this

  • @Mess-Lab-Kitchen-Show
    @Mess-Lab-Kitchen-Show Před 5 měsíci +1

    This is the best and funniest video you've ever made, and there is HEAVY competition~!:)

  • @thisguy00
    @thisguy00 Před 5 měsíci +4

    08:25 ah yes, returning the acetone back into nature's bin

    • @hammerth1421
      @hammerth1421 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Acetone actually is a natural product. Us humans produce it when we fast.

  • @johndeaux8815
    @johndeaux8815 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Exploisons andFire! My favourite cooking show on the WorldWide Web!

  • @greenmind3488
    @greenmind3488 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Everything beyond 11-12 microns belongs to the engineers"
    Left me WHEEZING, as a current engineering student

  • @NONAME9283
    @NONAME9283 Před 5 měsíci

    Perfect video as always mate! Especially the moustache

  • @seeinred
    @seeinred Před 5 měsíci +3

    "Can we go inside now?"
    God, that delivery made the ending of this is just perfect :D

  • @Vivec92
    @Vivec92 Před 5 měsíci +17

    I swear... this is the only channel where the wait for every video feels like the wait for Duke Nukem Forever, except here, the wait is actually worth it. Every time!!
    Great video as always!! ❤

  • @alexholker1309
    @alexholker1309 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Ah, IR flares. Just the thing to dodge awkward job interview questions.

  • @diogoduarte8008
    @diogoduarte8008 Před 5 měsíci +3

    "I like to make bombs, so i will procure a job in finance"

  • @EvocativeKitsune
    @EvocativeKitsune Před 5 měsíci +4

    I think this is one of your best videos yet. The Wii was the cherry on top.

  • @harms123
    @harms123 Před 5 měsíci +43

    Every time you upload I am filled with a glee much akin to that of opening a fresh bag of chicken hotdogs. That aside, I hope you're doing good and wish you a good rest of the year :)

    • @harms123
      @harms123 Před 5 měsíci +2

      And hope ya pass ya phd thesis!

    • @happycamper4thewin
      @happycamper4thewin Před 5 měsíci +3

      Ermmm…chicken hotdogs? 😂

    • @harms123
      @harms123 Před 5 měsíci

      @@happycamper4thewin It's like a hotdog, but made with chicken!!!

    • @happycamper4thewin
      @happycamper4thewin Před 5 měsíci

      @@harms123 that much I do know. I was questioning how much glee a freshly opened bag of hotdogs can bring (I gag at the smell and feel of cold hotdogs)

    • @TrapperAaron
      @TrapperAaron Před 5 měsíci

      Chicken hot dogs?!?!?!? Wtf u psyco? U probably like pineapple, and anchovies on ur pizza too.

  • @LingvaFestivalo
    @LingvaFestivalo Před 5 měsíci

    The music selection is exquisite as always.

  • @idrislehner4212
    @idrislehner4212 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Came home from a horrible exam and goddamn this video just made my day! Thanks for being a funny and great guy, Tom!