Johnny Lawrence Insulting People For 6 Minutes Straight

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  • čas přidán 9. 11. 2020
  • Some of my personal favorite insults from Sensei Lawrence... Hope you enjoy!
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  • @MagentaCartherWrites
    @MagentaCartherWrites  Před 3 lety +1003

    Holy shit, you guys! Just surpassed ONE MILLION VIEWS! Y’all are totally badass! 😍👊❤️🙌

    • @crxptic.t
      @crxptic.t Před 2 lety +6

      it’s very unusual you barely have any comments on this

    • @SubjectiveCinema
      @SubjectiveCinema Před 2 lety +1

      Y'all? Haha, I have a feeling someone is from Texas xD. Cogrqts

    • @1337ofDiscreet1
      @1337ofDiscreet1 Před 2 lety +2

      @@SubjectiveCinema Don't FUCK with Texas! D:<
      (not from Texas 😅)

    • @SubjectiveCinema
      @SubjectiveCinema Před 2 lety +3

      @@1337ofDiscreet1 I'm from Texas xD

    • @Chronically_JK
      @Chronically_JK Před 2 lety +1

      🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

  • @MinimiMax
    @MinimiMax Před 3 lety +18086

    Miguel's asthma never became an issue after Johnny told him to stop having asthma. Doctors hate him.

  • @the-ironclad
    @the-ironclad Před 3 lety +5688

    Sensei, I have COVID-
    Johnny: QUIET

    • @ultimatehope549
      @ultimatehope549 Před 3 lety +534

      Johnny: “I don’t know what the hell that is, but get rid of it.”

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim Před 3 lety +246

      The next day, it'll be cured. The healing powers of Johnny Lawrence is godlike.

    • @waterman1924
      @waterman1924 Před 3 lety +64

      That's actually funny

    • @smackinbaits6693
      @smackinbaits6693 Před 3 lety +121

      I don't know what Covid is but leave that outside of the Dojo!

    • @EpicDubTime23
      @EpicDubTime23 Před 3 lety +145

      "I have coronavirus."
      Johnny: "You shouldn't be drinking Corona in the first place, here's some Coors Banquet."

  • @JTB33b
    @JTB33b Před 3 lety +1989

    What makes him so hilarious is he is not trying to insult them. He is just giving his honest opinion. This is how they are able to make him likeable despite all the insults, Because he doesn't know he is insulting them. In his mind he is just having a regular conversation.

    • @belkyb14
      @belkyb14 Před 2 lety +21

      😁👍🏼

    • @johnpark7972
      @johnpark7972 Před rokem

      He sounds like a Marine drill instructor in that having to hear harsh words from him it trains you to be mentally resilient and not get so weak over an insult

    • @KracklinDark
      @KracklinDark Před rokem +33

      The world would be so much more ordered if people just spoke like him. Like I get that the truth can be harsh sometimes but I don't think that beats out the clarity saying the truth gives.

    • @ExtremeMan10
      @ExtremeMan10 Před rokem +3

      @@KracklinDark truth is ONLY HARSH, never good, if truth is ever good its a lie, because reason people lie is to turn good thing into bad one.
      But people these days are too sensitive, and its speaks for itself.

    • @tjp2109
      @tjp2109 Před rokem +5

      Well it's a generational thing. The characters are only a few yrs older than me and this is literally how we talked growing up. Lawrence's lines are 'normal' by my generation. We've been tampered down by wokism.

  • @PsychoMetalKid
    @PsychoMetalKid Před 2 lety +1485

    "Sensei, I can't come into class today, I have coronavirus"
    "Yeah no shit, drinking coronas will definitely give you bunch of viruses, idiot!"

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 Před 2 lety +72

      Bro Johnny is a fucking mood

    • @user-tz4yo6uw7l
      @user-tz4yo6uw7l Před 2 lety +35

      Yeah real man drinks coors!

    • @dvda9725
      @dvda9725 Před 2 lety

      Johnny wouldn't say that though, because drinking corona doesn't give you viruses, so...
      Asspulled comment.

    • @kingades1013
      @kingades1013 Před 2 lety +9

      @@dvda9725 You misunderstood everything...
      Go to the clip of Johnny replying to the lesbian girl that talks about being gender fluid and then you'll understand why they made this comment

    • @George_D.10
      @George_D.10 Před 2 lety +5

      @@dvda9725 Quiet!

  • @flipper-b8588
    @flipper-b8588 Před 3 lety +11085

    In the 80s you loved Larusso. Now we all love Johnny Lawrence.

    • @brendan594
      @brendan594 Před 3 lety +84

      Yeah

    • @john9409
      @john9409 Před 3 lety +638

      If you rewatch the film, you'll like Johnny more again :)
      I remember i watched them all before starting cobra kai incase of old references I may have forgotten and realised Daniel wouldn't have half the trouble if he didn't keep trying to start a fight

    • @ericstorm6582
      @ericstorm6582 Před 3 lety +168

      @@john9409 Daniel says they kept beating him every now and then before Halloween and it was Johnny who started the fight

    • @anugranmathimugan2778
      @anugranmathimugan2778 Před 3 lety +87

      Nah always loved JL

    • @ghg.14
      @ghg.14 Před 3 lety +80

      @@ericstorm6582 no it was Daniel he was putting the water on him

  • @MVangelmx
    @MVangelmx Před 3 lety +6103

    "The patriarchy"
    "I hate the Patriots too"
    I'm on the floor, I love this man 😂😂

    • @soccerlube
      @soccerlube Před 3 lety +71

      Someone is salty about Tom Brady LOL

    • @CBright7831
      @CBright7831 Před 2 lety +103

      Most Americans after hearing that line: 👏👏👏👏

    • @soranraina4391
      @soranraina4391 Před 2 lety +47

      He hates the patriots too?
      He Should be a dlc for Metal Gear

    • @Will.Flavell
      @Will.Flavell Před 2 lety +89

      Typical American feminist women still complaining they are being oppressed

    • @biggestofthemall287
      @biggestofthemall287 Před 2 lety +4

      Lmao

  • @Camslam_
    @Camslam_ Před 2 lety +381

    I wanna see Johnny Lawrence vs Gordon Ramsay
    Gordon: FUCK OFF
    Johnny: QUIET

  • @eshaansimha3625
    @eshaansimha3625 Před 3 lety +961

    “Are you losers?”
    “NO SENSEI”
    “Are you nerds?”
    “NO SENSEI”
    “Are you sure?
    “NO SENSEI”
    Johnny:🤦

  • @Jae..9..
    @Jae..9.. Před 3 lety +4719

    I love how he’s still stuck in the 80’s. The flashbacks to his glory days, the 80’s rock, even his slang is still 80’s. Nerd, hot babes, boom box, dork, pansie, etc. lol

    • @daves.3278
      @daves.3278 Před 3 lety +43

      Fr lmaooo

    • @marcosc9130
      @marcosc9130 Před 3 lety +278

      To be fair nerd and babes are still going to this day.

    • @reijiminato8762
      @reijiminato8762 Před 3 lety +84

      Don't forget Iron Eagle!

    • @habkeinnamengefund
      @habkeinnamengefund Před 3 lety +148

      Unsucessful people get Stuck in their past pretty easy

    • @daves.3278
      @daves.3278 Před 3 lety +24

      @@habkeinnamengefund facts. Story of my life. But working on it 🙏🙏

  • @samzheng5803
    @samzheng5803 Před 3 lety +3889

    "the doctor said that I could be on the spectrum."
    "I dunno what that is, but get off it pronto."

  • @MarkDice
    @MarkDice Před 2 lety +4146

    The world needs more Johnny Lawrences

    • @jaobidan2358
      @jaobidan2358 Před 2 lety +99

      If Trump grew up in the 80s, he'd be Johnny Lawrence.

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 Před 2 lety +19

      Agreed. Luv your videos.

    • @huenhuan2103
      @huenhuan2103 Před 2 lety +58

      There are more Johnny Lawrences. They've been cancelled and censored by all these PC morons. Whether people like to admit or not, the past Head Orange man was a Johnny Lawrence type with the mean tweets and political incorrectness. People need to ponder that when they're celebrating Johnny.......

    • @FirstLast-dm7hv
      @FirstLast-dm7hv Před 2 lety +21

      Johnny Lawrence meets Brian Stelter in an alley...

    • @firefalcon100
      @firefalcon100 Před 2 lety +6

      what you mean men with a pair? yup i agree

  • @Vibrantix
    @Vibrantix Před 2 lety +254

    We all loved Daniel Larusso but no one will ever beat Johnny Lawrence’s humor 😂

  • @DRAGONOFTHEWEST
    @DRAGONOFTHEWEST Před 3 lety +3568

    Doctor: "you can't insult the sickness out of someone"
    Johnny: "QUIET!"

  • @ronaldh8446
    @ronaldh8446 Před 3 lety +8439

    The most hated character from 80's movies is now one of the most beloved character's of 21st century television. Too awesome!

    • @davidbanks8823
      @davidbanks8823 Před 3 lety +39

      @AngloGirl85UK Such as Principal Ed Rooney on
      Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    • @SGK1206
      @SGK1206 Před 3 lety +49

      @AngloGirl85UK Ye he was cuz he bullied daniel

    • @stormisboredgaming8801
      @stormisboredgaming8801 Před 3 lety +176

      @@SGK1206 cough daniel the real bully cough

    • @jarlvincentpineda4622
      @jarlvincentpineda4622 Před 3 lety +154

      @@stormisboredgaming8801 how? Johnny pushed him, taunted him, purposely tripped him, & kicked him, and Daniel only retaliated after he got knocked down. How was Daniel being a bully? "hE tRiEd to StEal Ali" No, he didn't, they broke up, and he didn't know that they dated. "ThE wAtEr hOsE" it was just a harmless prank, it's not like he constantly beats the shit out of Johnny. Even though I love Johnny he's still an asshole in KK1.

    • @mrskenobi67764
      @mrskenobi67764 Před 3 lety +32

      Nah he’s the most hottest 😍

  • @Lite727
    @Lite727 Před 3 lety +514

    Hawk truly owes Johnny a great deal because he was the first person to ever truly push him and break through to him by telling him the worlds not gonna feel bad for you because of just they way you were born. “Normal” people get bullied and trampled over daily why should you be the exception if anything. He seriously pushed him and made him embrace his weakness rather than curl up and constantly take out self pitty.

    • @dolph41taylor57
      @dolph41taylor57 Před 2 lety +47

      Give credit to Hawk too, he could’ve easily continued to be an insecure loser after Johnny insulted him, but instead decided enough was enough and flipped the script

    • @phoenixdaronco9540
      @phoenixdaronco9540 Před 2 lety +8

      To be fair, I think it's a good thing to feel sympathy for people like Hawk because if humans were made to love and respect each other, everyone should feel included; even people who were born a certain way like Hawk. We are all humans, and we all have unique, similar struggles that we're dealing with. Personally, I feel bad for Hawk, and I loved seeing him grow throughout the series. It's about time someone said this.

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 Před rokem +6

      "“Normal” people get bullied and trampled over daily why should you be the exception if anything"
      This was never the argument. The argument is: nobody should get bullied, period. Who is this made-up person who believes they are the "exception" to bullying? I've never met a bullying victim who thought "bullying is ok except for me". I've seen BULLIES who think that way, never bullying victims. And I guess that tracks because a lot of the stuff Hawk did when he became a bully was no better than the shit people were doing to him. A lot of it was worse.

    • @elseggs6504
      @elseggs6504 Před rokem +3

      @@franklinbadge1215 Just because no one *should* get bullied, which is a well established mentality mind you, doesnt mean it still doesnt happen.
      Theres plenty of people out there who'll never cease preaching about body positivity, yet ridicule someone over a beer belly. Why? They'll just make up excuses in their heads to justify it. "Douche deserved it".
      Your idealism doesnt and likely never will hold up to the real world. Thats why its so important for *everyone* to know how to deal with it.

    • @Wankshaftsbury
      @Wankshaftsbury Před 6 měsíci

      Bullies pick on someone in a weaker position, the reason is almost incidental.

  • @ishaanarunabh5863
    @ishaanarunabh5863 Před 2 lety +252

    The amount of character development Johnny went through is amazing

  • @user-gu5sj7es7m
    @user-gu5sj7es7m Před 3 lety +7087

    You forgot the part when Johnny met Miguel and he said, “great, more immigrants”

    • @Art-sk4wb
      @Art-sk4wb Před 3 lety +955

      @Barrett Bradley funny as fuck, that line alone made me want to watch more

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude Před 3 lety +94

      You say that's racist insults towards as a swear word but, jobs are going where they shouldn't.
      Also : I was suffering from an extensive tooth problem which stopped me from sleeping properly and the receptionist didn't give a flying hoot even over the holidays period.
      so I had to go to a totally different dentist appointment in a totally different dental clinic I paid almost 500 bucks to pull that tooth out including x ray bills.
      When they finally gave me an appointment almost 6 months later there were people who are fresh to the country.
      It is kinda racist but, also remember : they should treat people fairly at the same time

    • @rifatchowdhury7384
      @rifatchowdhury7384 Před 3 lety +189

      @@greatest_bumble_bee_dude you made no sense

    • @rifatchowdhury7384
      @rifatchowdhury7384 Před 3 lety +134

      @Kristoff Bjorgman Whats wrong with immigrants voting?

    • @rifatchowdhury7384
      @rifatchowdhury7384 Před 3 lety +222

      @Kristoff Bjorgman so you're covering your white supremacy with political sides. Try harder next time.

  • @user-rd6uc2sf6i
    @user-rd6uc2sf6i Před 3 lety +3586

    Johnny Lawrence is the only Netflix character that gets a modern day political correctness pass

    • @76reliant
      @76reliant Před 3 lety +267

      My guess is because Will Smith is one of the producers, so WILL can get away with it... Johnny's character is the MAIN reason why this show is watchable.....

    • @kennyb1588
      @kennyb1588 Před 3 lety +340

      His replies to it are also actually hilarious like instead of just being an ass his character feels like actual ignorance and not just intentionally being mean...if that makes sense

    • @SladetheBlade..
      @SladetheBlade.. Před 3 lety +139

      @@kennyb1588 he’s just a serious product of the 80s and is still a jock at heart lol

    • @kennyb1588
      @kennyb1588 Před 3 lety +34

      @@SladetheBlade.. I love it though! Even tho I guess you could me describe as someone whose into pc culture I love when people can effectively make fun of it and he’s one of the only examples where it’s actually funny if that makes sense like I watch a lot of family guy but the jokes they make about pc culture just make me roll my eyes like I wish they were offensive sometimes so I could actually have an emotion towards them other then annoyance 😂😂

    • @sirmatatyahu1261
      @sirmatatyahu1261 Před 3 lety +37

      He doesn't get one he just doesn't give a shit

  • @dhhshd973
    @dhhshd973 Před 2 lety +93

    The fact demetri stood up to sensei for eli shows how much of a good friend he is

  • @platinumpeyton
    @platinumpeyton Před 2 lety +119

    Him legitimately not knowing how to act in a modern day society is hilarious

    • @thefighter5182
      @thefighter5182 Před 9 měsíci

      Why would anyone want to act in a modern day society with a bunch of assholes?

  • @johnrigs6540
    @johnrigs6540 Před 3 lety +2030

    His 1980s political incorrectness is one of the best parts of the whole series!

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard Před 3 lety +257

      He's not politically correct, and he's not political incorrect and I love it. Basically he doesn't care about politics and will insult you regardless of left or right and it's both awesome and hilarious.

    • @MrTimjm009
      @MrTimjm009 Před 2 lety +23

      I grew up in the 70s and 80s so I relate .

    • @somedude7892
      @somedude7892 Před 2 lety +78

      @@derrickhaggard It's his sheer apathy about what people think that makes him funny. He sticks to what he believes in, which makes it super funny.

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 Před 2 lety +7

      @@derrickhaggard You don't know what politically incorrect means

    • @josephgledhill7046
      @josephgledhill7046 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MrTimjm009 lucky

  • @BAaKeD15
    @BAaKeD15 Před 3 lety +3056

    Anyone realize that Johnny actually cured Miguel’s asthma 😂😂😂 I mean you never see him have a problem again haha.

    • @juliusman104
      @juliusman104 Před 3 lety +421

      He also got hawk off the spectrum

    • @userjlj
      @userjlj Před 3 lety +398

      and got miguel to walk again.. the guy's a miracle worker..

    • @ibnmianal-buna3176
      @ibnmianal-buna3176 Před 3 lety +88

      A true doctor!

    • @00ghostcobra
      @00ghostcobra Před 3 lety +73

      @@juliusman104 No. Hawk is still on the spectrum.. He just deals with it a little better now. There is still something wrong with him though.

    • @Tisply25
      @Tisply25 Před 3 lety +119

      @@00ghostcobra Doctors told him that he COULD be on the spectrum, not that he is on the spectrum. They told him that based off a certain observation, not an actual test.

  • @colinnaylor1900
    @colinnaylor1900 Před 2 lety +118

    Johnny Lawrence: Most underrated, bad-ass, anti-hero for this decade!

  • @dominicmaisonneuve7688
    @dominicmaisonneuve7688 Před 3 lety +143

    Miguel : I mean I've never been to a party so..
    Johnny : Big Surprise..
    😂😂😂

  • @snyper105
    @snyper105 Před 3 lety +1667

    Johnny Lawrence discovering the internet was hands down the best moment in the entire show.

    • @belkyb14
      @belkyb14 Před 2 lety +10

      🤣🤣🤣💯 I loved it 🙌

    • @bhargavram4027
      @bhargavram4027 Před 2 lety +28

      I agree bro. Loved that part. Especially the first thing he did when he found the internet is omg 😂 😂 😂

    • @Yurihyuga766
      @Yurihyuga766 Před 2 lety +17

      Ohh man and he’s using an old school windows

    • @belkyb14
      @belkyb14 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Yurihyuga766 Windows XP 😁

    • @John-xr9ry
      @John-xr9ry Před rokem

      💯

  • @koko87371
    @koko87371 Před 3 lety +2293

    “Leave your asthma your peanut allergies and all that other made up bullshit outside is that understood?!”
    I’m dead😂😂😂😂

    • @feazeldagamer2247
      @feazeldagamer2247 Před 3 lety +37

      I’m part blind, and have extremely limited vision in my right eye, that’s not made up. Lol

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 Před 3 lety +198

      @@feazeldagamer2247 QUIET

    • @feazeldagamer2247
      @feazeldagamer2247 Před 3 lety +109

      @@stephengrigg5988 *Goes stiff* YES SENSEI?!

    • @jjgb192485
      @jjgb192485 Před 3 lety +4

      And so he did it

    • @feazeldagamer2247
      @feazeldagamer2247 Před 3 lety +10

      @Blue guy I also got a gluten allergy too, also high functioning autism, asthma, thyroid (Hashimodos), & Epstein Barr Virus on top of being part blind.

  • @jameslough6329
    @jameslough6329 Před 2 lety +249

    Johnny: I didn’t call her a bitch I said she was bitch’n at me!
    Also Johnny: You’re firing me because of that bitch!
    😂 this show is gold! Pure, priceless gold!

    • @johnny5805
      @johnny5805 Před rokem +1

      Even you writing it down makes me laugh out loud ! 😄

    • @rnathanielryaan2034
      @rnathanielryaan2034 Před 11 měsíci +1

      he's so real

    • @HM-zd5qk
      @HM-zd5qk Před 4 měsíci

      That was one of my favorite parts of the show!!😅

  • @BrockLanders
    @BrockLanders Před 3 lety +1808

    Johnny is a breath of fresh air in an environment polluted by woke political correctness.

    • @sirclassicalhou3650
      @sirclassicalhou3650 Před 2 lety +114

      Yeah, I agree. He’s just so entertaining and I love how he doesn’t give a crap about wokeness.

    • @ATruckCampbell
      @ATruckCampbell Před 2 lety +80

      I strive to be like that, minus the alcoholism.

    • @anthonypellico2235
      @anthonypellico2235 Před 2 lety +25

      @@ATruckCampbell It's a good way to be

    • @thefighter5182
      @thefighter5182 Před 2 lety +4

      Big nuts, drink more beer.

    • @paloma_oni
      @paloma_oni Před 2 lety +47

      When someone start saying woke bs, i will simply say QUIET!!!!

  • @jay_sun2088
    @jay_sun2088 Před 3 lety +3537

    He’s my favorite character in Cobra Kai. He has the funniest moments. “She lives in Colorado so it probably takes awhile.”

    • @echobird115
      @echobird115 Před 3 lety +21

      Ha ha ha ha ha 😂🤣

    • @ch1cken_tenderz829
      @ch1cken_tenderz829 Před 3 lety +98

      And “I always assumed Ali was so hot she could avoid work” and when Daniel showed him her husband he said “what does this asshole look like, oh he looks like such a tool look at that asshoel face”

    • @maxwellbaker3951
      @maxwellbaker3951 Před 3 lety +4

      Yea, Facebook messages take forever these days

    • @cavemanjay
      @cavemanjay Před 3 lety +14

      "send it to the internet" was the one for me.

    • @robert04872
      @robert04872 Před 3 lety +18

      @@cavemanjay Put one of those hashbrowns on it like hashbrown Cobra Kai.

  • @DennisEspiritu
    @DennisEspiritu Před 3 lety +1974

    Johnny: "Nice shirt"
    Kid: "Thanks"
    Johnny: "I'm joking, it sucks"

  • @PistonHonda87
    @PistonHonda87 Před 2 lety +65

    The world needs Johnny’s attitude more than ever right now.

  • @jayh4809
    @jayh4809 Před 3 lety +61

    It’s a tradition to watch this like at least once every night lmao

  • @mexicancat13
    @mexicancat13 Před 3 lety +841

    Can we all appreciate how Johnny healed Miguel’s asthma by telling him to stop having it?

    • @LatinGiudo817
      @LatinGiudo817 Před 2 lety +75

      And now we can add Miguel's paralysis. Johnny might be the *real* cure for Covid...

    • @madarauchiha2953
      @madarauchiha2953 Před 2 lety +31

      dude became jesus. he cured Asthma and Paralysis, just by telling him to stop having it. we need the 3rd Testament 😂

    • @somethingthing9634
      @somethingthing9634 Před 2 lety +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @crossface904
      @crossface904 Před 2 lety +2

      And cured his not being able to use his legs by telling him to move his legs

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie Před 2 lety +7

      He also got Hawk off the spectrum.
      He should be a televangelist. "What are you doing in a wheelchair? There are no cripples in Cobra Kai. Now get up and walk."

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions Před 3 lety +1694

    We need Johnny to tell COVID to go away. His methods seems to work.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions Před 3 lety +2

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student lol no idea! It happens sometimes! I find out from someone like you that my comment got a bunch of likes because people comment a month later. And Johnny is an amazing doctor.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions Před 3 lety +1

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student it’s 1:42 am where I am

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions Před 3 lety

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student yea of course! :)

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions Před 3 lety

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student haha was not as bad as slapping myself 10,000 times

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 Před 3 lety +1

      Mhm

  • @victorstaropoli5286
    @victorstaropoli5286 Před rokem +18

    Johnny Lawrence, the only one who insults people without being pathetic

  • @rasheedlee1
    @rasheedlee1 Před rokem +11

    "ARE YOU NERDS"?
    "NO SENSAI"
    "ARE YOU SURE"?
    "NO SENSAI"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @connoredwards4315
    @connoredwards4315 Před 3 lety +1896

    You forgot the one where Johnny is on the phone and goes "Yea we teach both boys and girls.... Gender what ?... Hey is this a prank call!?"

  • @eldiablo5251
    @eldiablo5251 Před 3 lety +484

    "Oh that's just an illegal I picked up this morning, he's helpin me set up"
    LMAO

    • @aw_1890
      @aw_1890 Před 3 lety +30

      I'm praying to God that the sjws don't find this show and cancel it

    • @Lust767
      @Lust767 Před 3 lety +5

      @@aw_1890 what does sjw stand for I know they’re the people that cancel shit for no reason but idk what sjw stands for

    • @aw_1890
      @aw_1890 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Lust767 social justice warriors

    • @purpose6113
      @purpose6113 Před 2 lety +34

      I'm mexican, and that cracked me up hahahahahaha

    • @Aobix
      @Aobix Před 2 lety

      Johnny is still the bully 😂

  • @fatyoshi3097
    @fatyoshi3097 Před 3 lety +57

    "my student recommend me a apple, you sold me a lemon."
    My favorite line from Cobra Kai

  • @kevincopeland5044
    @kevincopeland5044 Před 2 lety +106

    I hated johnny as a kid when I watched the movie, but as an adult, Johnny is very relatable, and fucking awesome 👍

  • @KobraProductions1
    @KobraProductions1 Před 3 lety +1885

    Make "Johny lawrence saying QUIET for X minutes straight"

    • @MagentaCartherWrites
      @MagentaCartherWrites  Před 3 lety +155

      It would be short, but GLORIOUS! 😂😂

    • @Arek152
      @Arek152 Před 3 lety +64

      @@MagentaCartherWrites And at the end of that Miguel saying "QUIET!" on Johny from s3.

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim Před 3 lety +6

      @@Arek152 Was about to say this. That was an epic moment

    • @wynnchester8358
      @wynnchester8358 Před 3 lety

      @@akmal94ibrahim ​Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4

    • @jasonmarshall4522
      @jasonmarshall4522 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MagentaCartherWrites Fr please do this🙏

  • @casthedemon
    @casthedemon Před 3 lety +591

    "The doctor said I might be on the spectrum."
    "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto."
    😂😂 We need more Johnnies in the world lmao.

  • @therealfilmnerd
    @therealfilmnerd Před 2 lety +35

    Johnny healed Miguel’s asthma and his legs, he’s a great doctor, lol

  • @vilhelmvilhelm2335
    @vilhelmvilhelm2335 Před 2 lety +16

    Johnny getting on the internet is like a caveman discovering fire

  • @f20zlk2000
    @f20zlk2000 Před 3 lety +1659

    WIlliam Zabka so deserves an award for his role as Johnny. I hope he gets one. Now that it's on Netflix, there is a better chance for this show and amazing cast to be nominated...

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 Před 3 lety +112

      The episode where he reunites with his fellow (former) bullies because of Tommy dying (who died in real life as well) brought tears to my eyes. We find out they all (aside from Dutch) are now good men, with morals, who seen the error of their ways (probably after seeing Kreese threatening and beating on everyone and choking Johnny) and Tommy tells Johnny that he can do anything he wants because he has the most important thing...time. Tommy dies that night, happy and peacefully in his sleep, surrounded by loving friends on a fun camping trip. That part really got me choked up. It elevated this series in ways I never expected.

    • @3P1C_G4M3R5
      @3P1C_G4M3R5 Před 3 lety +1

      @@flightofthebumblebee9529 ok cool but who asked

    • @RayW....
      @RayW.... Před 3 lety +2

      Nah...hes not PC

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 Před 3 lety +22

      @@3P1C_G4M3R5 he was giving an example of reasons the show could be nominated like the OP was saying.. who asked for your dickhead remark?

    • @JerBearshiesty
      @JerBearshiesty Před 3 lety +3

      Not just an actor he is johnny

  • @diyaramakrishnan8597
    @diyaramakrishnan8597 Před 3 lety +765

    “Yeah I hate the patriots too” I WAS DYINGGGG.

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard Před 3 lety +40

      That's what makes Johnny likeable he'll insult anyone he thinks deserves one regardless of political affiliation.

    • @diyaramakrishnan8597
      @diyaramakrishnan8597 Před 3 lety +29

      @Sixgorillionshekelswindler Shlomo Yep. One of the women he was talking to said something about
      taking down the patriarchy, and since johnny lawrence is so politically unaware he heard “the patriots” (as in the football team.)

  • @masx4813
    @masx4813 Před 2 lety +34

    Miguel : "Sensei, I got covid"
    Johnny : *Throws out Ventilator
    also Johnny : *NOT ANYMORE*

  • @cxherryy
    @cxherryy Před 3 lety +50

    They forgot to put the part where he says to Miguel, “Great, more immigrants” in a sarcastic voice.

  • @aydenh9947
    @aydenh9947 Před 3 lety +1746

    Miguel: Sensai I’m paralyzed Johnny: *throws Wheelchair* Not anymore!

  • @danesonger2913
    @danesonger2913 Před 3 lety +748

    Miguel: I have asthma
    Johnny: NOT ANYMORE
    Miguel: *never has asthma ever again*
    Doctors: I guess I'll die

    • @Skindrift
      @Skindrift Před 3 lety +10

      I did that as a kid. Threw my inhaler away.

    • @Matoxina
      @Matoxina Před 3 lety +36

      Miguel's asthma: undestandable sir i'll cease to exist

    • @danfors1333
      @danfors1333 Před 3 lety +3

      Bas Rutten used to have asthma and allergis until he met Johnny

    • @SuperRedrum123
      @SuperRedrum123 Před 3 lety

      Read up how Teddy Roosevelt delt with Asthma pretty interesting story

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars Před 3 lety +1

      na docs are fine they can deal with apples they can deal with johnny.

  • @DjTractus
    @DjTractus Před 2 lety +47

    Johnny is gruff and a relic of the 80's but he actually cares about the kids.

  • @thefirstofthelastones8952
    @thefirstofthelastones8952 Před 2 lety +24

    He's not insulting people he's describing them.

  • @Kevinyoutube6096
    @Kevinyoutube6096 Před 3 lety +963

    In the 80s people could relate to Daniel, now we relate to Johny.

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard Před 3 lety +73

      I definitely relate to Johnny in the fact I don't really give a crap about politics and think both sides are dumbasses.

    • @SN2903
      @SN2903 Před 3 lety +27

      I always thought LaRusso was a jerk. Miyagi felt bad for him

    • @jamingrythm584
      @jamingrythm584 Před 2 lety +19

      I still relate to Daniel. The whole point of the show is to relate to both.

    • @Southwestmo
      @Southwestmo Před 2 lety +2

      @@jamingrythm584 I only relate to Johnny and his son

    • @Aobix
      @Aobix Před 2 lety +3

      @@jamingrythm584
      I root for Daniel more

  • @christoscholevas
    @christoscholevas Před 3 lety +902

    Never imagined that the "bad guy" from karate kid 1, would become one of the greatest characters ever! Great stuff!

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 Před 2 lety +1

      "ever" might be a bit much

    • @alainwalker5177
      @alainwalker5177 Před 2 lety +2

      He’s a good character, but you’re exaggerating quite a bit

    • @AmericanGadfly
      @AmericanGadfly Před 2 lety +2

      He was awesome then too. He didnt want to sweep the leg, he congratulated daniel, and some of his anger towards daniel was justified. (Talking about in original movie)

    • @Babymonk32
      @Babymonk32 Před 2 lety +3

      The bad guy was Kreese not Johnny

  • @Bosston62
    @Bosston62 Před 2 lety +14

    “Nice shirt”
    “Thanks”
    “I’m joking, it sucks”
    Lmfao I think this is my favorite line of the whole series

    • @AliAhmed-ni9ry
      @AliAhmed-ni9ry Před 8 měsíci

      Same XD. Especially since the rest of the class is quiet and it's meant to be serious

  • @sages101
    @sages101 Před 3 lety +55

    The one thing I wholeheartedly agree with is when he said back in the day we'd say it to your face, not hide behind a computer. Which is what 99% of the world does today.

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 Před 2 lety +8

      The one time where Johnny’s boomer mentality was badass instead of just comical

  • @briengakaplan-b1550
    @briengakaplan-b1550 Před 3 lety +717

    Johnny Lawrence (William Zabka) is the heart of this show. The best laughs, tears, drama just comes to life when he’s on screen.

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 Před 2 lety +10

      It's almost like he's a main character.

    • @lazwit5513
      @lazwit5513 Před 2 lety +17

      @@heatherperleberg7816 Being a main character doesn't make them the best part of something. The newest Star Wars trilogy being a great example.

    • @asapxmanifest5326
      @asapxmanifest5326 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lazwit5513 well he is

    • @eye1dry138
      @eye1dry138 Před 2 lety +5

      I agree, he's the best. However the Japan trip was pretty awesome for Larruso those episodes were tear jerkers, especially when they were reading the Miyagi letters.

    • @RichDasix
      @RichDasix Před 2 lety

      Back then I didn't realise, but he was so great in HIMYM too!

  • @christophermeyers
    @christophermeyers Před 3 lety +569

    Students from my dojo said I should have gotten an Apple, you sold me a lemon.

  • @michaelticsay7
    @michaelticsay7 Před rokem +12

    He is a living proof that the 80s are far better than today..

  • @donnie6178
    @donnie6178 Před 2 lety +11

    Johnny Lawrence is what makes the show work. There wouldnt be a show without him.

  • @jadetteom
    @jadetteom Před 3 lety +684

    Johnny: gives inspiring speech in school
    Also Johnny: immediately knocks books out of a kids' hands

  • @brunoronchetti718
    @brunoronchetti718 Před 3 lety +290

    Man: “you a customer here?”
    Johnny: “Oh no, that's just an illegal I picked up this morning” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
    @Chrono_Mitsurugi Před 2 lety +28

    Johnny Lawrence is the breath of fresh air that made Cobra Kai a success. My group and I sure aren't watching for the kids. We are here for Johnny and Daniel.

  • @STLCODPS3123
    @STLCODPS3123 Před 3 lety +17

    “The doctor said I could be on the spectrum”
    “I don’t know what that is but get off it pronto”
    Lmao I’m on the spectrum myself and absolutely love that line

  • @pitster
    @pitster Před 3 lety +263

    He was born to play that role.

  • @Boricua3lions1985
    @Boricua3lions1985 Před 3 lety +3415

    Love this. William Zabka should host Saturday night live.

    • @KenzieRetro
      @KenzieRetro Před 3 lety +73

      Definitely wouldn't mind that

    • @Boricua3lions1985
      @Boricua3lions1985 Před 3 lety +97

      @@KenzieRetro honestly I'd like to see him as Johnny Lawrence in a Black Jeopardy sketch.

    • @raffalopez
      @raffalopez Před 3 lety +40

      Johnny hate woke and sjw. Pro Trump.

    • @a.schottinthedark57
      @a.schottinthedark57 Před 3 lety +61

      He’s too good for SNL.

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness Před 3 lety +57

      @@raffalopez Get your bullshit politics out of this purity.

  • @dyringatory1096
    @dyringatory1096 Před 2 lety +34

    as much as johnny pretty openly shits on some of my personal beliefs, i have to admit some of the things he says are pretty funny. i can’t remember the exact context, but in the newest season when the debate team girl joined eagle fang (forgot her name lol) and mentioned the word “genderfluid,” only to have johnny reply with “oh yeah, fluids are very important for exercise and in karate” it instantly became my favorite cobra kai season 4 moment

  • @pgd2191
    @pgd2191 Před 3 lety +20

    “I hate the patriots too” was the stinkin BEST

  • @monkemonke8454
    @monkemonke8454 Před 3 lety +928

    I like this show because there is no “good guys” and “bad guys”. I like it because it’s a two sided show

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard Před 3 lety +57

      Technically the only villain is Kreese, and Silver if the rumor about Silver showing up next season as a 2nd leading villain is true.

    • @purpose6113
      @purpose6113 Před 2 lety +33

      Yeah, neither Johny or Daniel are bad people. I really like that.

    • @JesseCuster
      @JesseCuster Před 2 lety +20

      Martin Scorsese once said he hates it when movies tell you what to think, and I 100% agree.
      In Wolf of Wall Street (the movie he was referencing) the audience is never told "Hey, what these people are doing is BAD mmmkay?" Their behavior is just shown. Same with these characters. I don't like it when characters are just plain evil for the sake of being evil.

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 Před 2 lety +1

      @@derrickhaggard you sir are right

    • @JD-jz5gu
      @JD-jz5gu Před 2 lety +2

      @@JesseCuster mmmkay

  • @sammylopez151
    @sammylopez151 Před 3 lety +254

    "There are no girls in Cobra Kai for the same reason there aren't women in the army. It doesn't make sense"

  • @AishiMTA
    @AishiMTA Před 2 lety +25

    Johnny still has a stand up comedy career ahead of him when/if he decides to give up this whole karate gig

  • @jamesfirehummer3216
    @jamesfirehummer3216 Před 2 lety +12

    i wish more of us had a mentor like him.

  • @facehunter504
    @facehunter504 Před 3 lety +282

    Put one of those hash browns on it and SEND IT TO THE INTERNET!!!!

    • @bellathefe11a
      @bellathefe11a Před 3 lety

      XD my favoritepart

    • @divinity176
      @divinity176 Před 3 lety +6

      That whole dialogue with the hashbrowns and having the rights to Thunderstuck ("the tape is in the car") made me spit out my drink... such a legend...

  • @josephflores9078
    @josephflores9078 Před 3 lety +298

    Johnny Lawrence is the ultimate badass bully. If I was bullied I would want him to be the guy.

    • @impalalover8030
      @impalalover8030 Před 3 lety +60

      At least Johnny had respect and honor. Kids today are cowards who hide behind screens.

    • @mirchmasala42069
      @mirchmasala42069 Před 3 lety +22

      @@kaituminaro6648 he said honor, talking behind someone's back is pussy shit, even if it's an effective way to be a bully. Johnny point is he had honor and said shit to peoples faces and was ready to deal with the consequences, ie have a fight

    • @dominickcantu9986
      @dominickcantu9986 Před 3 lety +6

      @@kaituminaro6648 yeah it is. If you're hiding behind a screen just to say something about someone you're a coward. Military strategy is far different from being a internet troll or just being a dick. There's no honor in saying you'll kick someone's ass while sitting on your couch hiding behind a screen.

    • @mirchmasala42069
      @mirchmasala42069 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kaituminaro6648 I was talking about what Johnny said to aisha. And just because something is smart doesn't mean it's not cowardly, not being caught because you're a cyber bully vs. An in your face bully, means you're too weak to come say it to thleir face so you hide anonymously. Look what happened to that blonde girl the moment she was up in aisha's face

    • @RespecTheLevYT
      @RespecTheLevYT Před 3 lety +2

      @@impalalover8030 exactly, I'm a kid and I agree. But I guess at my school bullying is non existent. If I'd get in a fight with someone my age I would just hit them with speed and sheer strength. I play football, I love the physical side of the sport, I love abusing my speed and training my arm muscles. I did have asthma at 7 yrs old, but because of my pace and aggression I put into every session/game I grew out of it at 12 years old.
      (Idk why but I decided to tell about my sportive side).
      And btw technology and games ruined basically the fighting/strength instinct of children overall. Which is kinda sad to be honest.
      The lack of athleticism/stamina in my grade only (I'm 14 btw ) is terrible. My fellow students start drowning in sweat after 10 minutes of general jogging. What a shit generation this is.

  • @madelinematchim
    @madelinematchim Před 6 měsíci +5

    Johnny arguing with a kid and ABUSING that salt shaker has me wheezing.

  • @pranavnyavanandi9710
    @pranavnyavanandi9710 Před 2 lety +14

    So funny lol. He's a brilliant actor, the humor in this show is great.

  • @AbdulHadi-nx9mt
    @AbdulHadi-nx9mt Před 3 lety +344

    "holy shit we got a room full of flinchers"
    "YES SENSAI!!"

  • @PixelGameSquad
    @PixelGameSquad Před 3 lety +187

    The HERO we need in 2021

  • @Tomas_France_
    @Tomas_France_ Před 2 lety +3

    “That’s just an illegal I picked up” lmao

  • @victoriaalbastra6325
    @victoriaalbastra6325 Před 3 lety +92

    I love Johnny and how through his character this show exposes how exagerated political correctness got today. It's pretty brilliant.

  • @Nighlocktheawesome00
    @Nighlocktheawesome00 Před 3 lety +165

    Cobra Kai taught me that dating apps should never be trusted.

  • @antonioforlife
    @antonioforlife Před 3 lety +90

    I’m just glad they don’t censor this show from doing this. Because this is hilarious

  • @crypt0sFX
    @crypt0sFX Před rokem +5

    "That a customer?"
    "No that's just an illegal I picked up off the street."
    Lmao

  • @OleafTheRebel
    @OleafTheRebel Před 2 lety +9

    “I didn’t call her a bitch, I said she was bitching at me. You’re firing me over that bitch?” 💀🤣

  • @11DNA11
    @11DNA11 Před 3 lety +84

    "Nice shirt"
    "Thanks!"
    "I'm joking, it sucks" :D

  • @jt-ff3yx
    @jt-ff3yx Před 3 lety +599

    Johnny Lawrence is Gen X personified, sandwiched between the Boomer-led establishment and the new normal built around Millenials and Gen Z. Whenever I want my kids to know what it was like growing up in the 1980s, I just show them Johnny Lawrence.

    • @ejej_shej7958
      @ejej_shej7958 Před 3 lety

      Ikr

    • @jt-ff3yx
      @jt-ff3yx Před 3 lety +56

      @Ty Browne there are tough guys, sissies, and everything in between in every generation, that's not the point. My point was that there is generational symbolism in the character. To the older generation, Johnny is stubborn, disrespectful, irreverent, and uncooperative. To the younger generation, he is brash, out of touch, and embarrassing. But, to fellow Gen Xers, he represents the frustrations of coping with both the inflexible traditions and the highly disruptive changes swirling around us. So, while I or other Gen Xers may not be as hard as Johnny Lawrence (a fictional character, of course), we can identify with him and his style, preferences, frustrations, fears, and views on life, based on growing up in a similar social context.

    • @tcschenks
      @tcschenks Před 3 lety +3

      @Ty Browne That’s because Generation X was raised by women. Didn’t you see Fight Club?

    • @cgh7337
      @cgh7337 Před 3 lety +2

      Hear, hear from a fellow Generation Xer.

    • @antonioborriello5287
      @antonioborriello5287 Před 3 lety +7

      I am Generation X personified. I was in my early teens in the mid to late 80s, just enough to say I lived through and have all my happy times in thatbdecade, then old enough to enjoy "growing up" in the nineties.
      Ironically, i owned and operated my own martial arts school from 1995-2010. God I miss it!!
      I couldnt believe how much i resonated with Johnny and everyrhing he was going through when we were introduced to him again in the fist season.
      I believe this show was created to have our generation reminisce about the film and thoae times, but also to have us, now mostly parents, introduce our kids to what it as like then and to try to have them experience the same excitement of this film series as we had.
      It really is a great story, still relative for todays youth. Great writing to capture the essence of yesteryear and of its passing, coupled with the reality of todays society.......excluding any kind of "karate gangs" and all out high school martial art fights to the death..lol.
      Love it!! Hope its success continues!!! I would like to Kreese, Silver and Mike Barnes do battle against Larusso, Lawrence and......fly Chozen in to assist!!!

  • @totaldramavv
    @totaldramavv Před 10 měsíci +8

    Unpopular opinion but I always loved Johnny

  • @RedBread1944
    @RedBread1944 Před rokem +4

    Johnny: "stop having asthma"
    Miguel: 👍

  • @stonent
    @stonent Před 3 lety +61

    Student: Sensei, I have corona.
    Sensei: Corona?! You don't come back until you have coors!

    • @timcollum5015
      @timcollum5015 Před 2 lety +1

      Great post. When my sons mom (my ex) first heard him say corona she said "Thats a beer, stupid". lmfao

  • @XxxULTIMATEZxxX
    @XxxULTIMATEZxxX Před 3 lety +62

    “Sensei, I have Covid-19”
    “Leave that outside. We don’t have weakness in the Dojo.”

  • @macconmara7252
    @macconmara7252 Před 3 lety +9

    Johnny Lawrence RULES!

  • @musicmashups
    @musicmashups Před 3 lety +73

    "The only part of that that made any sense is 3-way" is one of the most underrated lines in the show.

  • @renevinet5770
    @renevinet5770 Před 3 lety +271

    1:27 Get off the spectrum. I am dead lmao 😂😹🤣

    • @josmty9
      @josmty9 Před 3 lety +8

      And do it "pronto" 😂

    • @rabiah7435
      @rabiah7435 Před 3 lety +6

      Lol the fact I’m on the spectrum lolll bahahhaha can he pls tell me to get off it cuz I’m pretty sure he’d help

  • @redcastle12b31
    @redcastle12b31 Před 3 lety +4

    Johnny represents the guys that I hang out with in the 80's. My kind of dude!

  • @lw3756
    @lw3756 Před 3 lety +4

    I love Johnny 🤣🤣🤣 yeah I clicked all the buttons I still can't find the internet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @door-a5917
    @door-a5917 Před 3 lety +84

    The Gordon Ramsey of Karate.

    • @andrewzhu5394
      @andrewzhu5394 Před 3 lety +1

      It's tang soo do

    • @robinroy7123
      @robinroy7123 Před 3 lety +4

      Johnny vs Gordon, I wanna see this fight 😂

    • @ahkafkhan4512
      @ahkafkhan4512 Před 3 lety

      lmao true

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 Před 3 lety +4

      Ramsay is actually a black belt in karate himself which makes this comparison so much more accurate.

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 Před 3 lety +2

      @@robinroy7123 I doubt Ramsay would last 5 seconds.

  • @TheJofrica
    @TheJofrica Před 3 lety +65

    His voice is so iconic

  • @wad316
    @wad316 Před 3 lety +5

    Johnny yelling "QUIET!!" Needs to be modded into Skyrim as a Dragonborn shout

  • @yazantv9342
    @yazantv9342 Před 2 lety +7

    Everyone's a gangster till johnny aggressively says "QUIET"