Hammond, May, Clarkson Making Fun of Countries Compilation #1
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No American clips cuz i made them separate.
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Part 2: • Hammond, May, Clarkson... - Zábava
As an italian i appreciate all the jokes made about france
Bep de doo boopde!
Vero 😂😂😂
cattiva francese 'persone'
As does the whole world...
People hate the french cos everyone knows France is the best haha
"he said take the third Reich" will never fail to amuse me.
Literally the best thing on the Internet
Same
Puns are garbage.
@@JohnsonLobster who hurt you?
It is probably one of the most cleaver things James has ever said.
Clarkson: USA
May: France
Hammond: MEXICO
Hammond can also have России in the mix
Jeremy secretly loves American culture lmao
Clarkson also hates Spain cuz they take his fish
All 3: Argentina
@@whatevernevermind5960 Jeremy bought a Ford GT so yeah I guess
4:33 ever been to the Mercedes museum in Baden Württemberg, you'll notice a huge gap in the 1930s-1940s that abruptly starts again in the 50s. i wonder what that's all about, hmmm.
It’s in the CEO’s office
Keeping the best bits to themselves.
@@fastboi8093 Mercedes ceo is swedish though
@@antonioakiki3716 so little has changed still profiteering off the german machine
@@loginavoidence12 Exactly, welfare doesnt come free after all
It's weird to think back how different this show used to be before they rebooted it in 2002. It was always a good show but one of the rare ones that became an absolute masterpiece after its new incarnation.
That's what happens when the big wigs don't get involved and the producers presenters can make it. I think filming at Dunsfold helped. Alot of BBC shows were/are filmed in BBC owned studios.
The old programme was a mainly factual based piece. The reboot was purely for entertainment. It was good at first but after the same formula and even getting worse and stagnant over time it looks likely that it creaked and groaned on for 20 series too many. And then became The Grand Bore.
@@skylined5534 the last series was epic before punchgate
@@ivorharden
I only watched it a couple of times. As I say, formulaic and boring and above all, predictable. The first few series were definitely 'epic' though.
@@skylined5534 I agree, hit and miss but some absolute gems you can't deny that!
Jeremy Clarkson: Makes joke about France.
Europe: Now that puts a smile on my face.
Why? Is there a beef between europe and france that I don't know?
@@vanya3393 Everyone dislikes the french basically
@@arthurdownes5198 As someone from southeastern Europe I can say we hate the Germans not the French
@@vanya3393 they're hated everywhere for a reason. They're rude
@@etshArk87 ... Mmmh, must be why it consistantly ranks as the most visited country in the world and half of northern Europe flocks there each summer.
James doesn't like the French it seems
The Dutch, Germans, Spanish, Italians, Austrians & USA: *Same*
As a frenchman i sincerely agree.
@@jimtaylor294 you forgot the french
@@jackdren9974 True XD.
Damn French!, They Ruined Frenchland!!
Who does?
Top Gear has made fun of just about every country and people, except may be Africans, but Mexico has the dubious honor of being the only nation to have lodged an official complaint, other than the Brits who complain on behalf of other countries.
Nop..Including South Africa especially their president
African countries have been made fun of plenty of times. The specials they’ve done in Africa are full of jokes about the locals, the food, similar things
@@KingJoshuaTheGreat good
Stig’s African cousin was brilliant.
That bit about Mexico was pretty intense
Intensely funny!
I am from Holland and I can confirm all these thoughts about the Dutchies.
Absoluut maat
Gast.. vooroordelen. Ik drink al maanden niet meer voordat ik over mijn Filippijnse kots.
So you do take a lot of drugs?
@@JKH133 High as a kite right now.
Inderdaad kameraad
"'Copyright infringement' doesn't translate very well into Mandarin."
That is a really heavy burn. Seriously, could anyone but Jeremy Clarkson put it like that?
Whats even better is none of that is made up... its all true!
@@svpracer98 Yeah I know, China should change name to Xerox. All they do is copy
@@feonor26 you know that was like a decade ago right?
@@feonor26 China always copy just like everyone on CZcams copy each other.
@@billkar6479 Has anything changed?
I wish we could have more humor like this these days
Too much cancel culture
Too sad we cant have humor like this cuz people are weak and cant take jokes
@@varshkietukas to be fair they were almost always in controversy. People were still offended back then, the only difference now is with the popularity of the internet they can easily congregate together.
The world is too soft and heavily invested into cancel culture.
@@jim2win2 exactly, back then the individual person couldn't form up with others because they can't find people in their region that shares the mindset, but today through the internet they can build up big groups that are way more dangerous than some people alone.
As a russian, i totally agree with those blocks 'bout that Lada. We mostly used to build tanks and trucks, not those tiny little cars.
I must say your trucks were really enthralling to me
Why thank you, good sir.
Zil 🥳
nothing defeats Russian milk truck with 76mm cannok, ivan!
@@CaptainRasco I see an intellectual right here
8:16 Giving James the benefit of the doubt, Mexican food in England really is refried sick, if you made an enchilada like that over in Mexico or even America, you'd be skinned alive for blasphemy
Being in Texas I have no problem with mexican food...........had a beef burger in England in 85' and it was boiled....just how do you mess up a Hamburger is beyond me
@@timpriddy349 weve gotten alot better with burger since 85
@@timpriddy349 yeah like you can’t compare food you had in 1985 in England with now lol. British food is maybe not the best but there is a lot of amazing food from other cuisines to get here.
@@Drenwickification just not the British food which is funny.
@@timpriddy349 well you chose a burger to eat. Thats your own fault
"They won't complain". Famous last words.
what’s the country called the Top Gear boys visited which had 30 mile queues to leave its borders?
And where families waiting to go holiday were toileting along the roadside due to lack of facilities, and tens of thousands illegal immigrants were crossing the sea in dinghies in the opposite direction?
That programme was hilarious and the country was a proper s**t hole.
5:40 "We might've declared war on France..." *smiles*
That will never fail to get grin out of me.
Man said new 100 years war
You didn't finish the Lamborghini bit about the Italians:
"To keep them happy they let them do just one thing", and they did it wrong!
Fuel flap wouldn't open
“France is a country you have to drive through to get to Italy” Fucking brilliant
I'm Mexican but I'm not sure what they said cos I was sleeping 😴 🇲🇽 but I love TOP GEAR
CHEESE
@@aminedhaouadi8688 cheese? 🧀 Yes, speedy gonzalez my amigo likes it....
Arriva!, arriva!, andale! andale!
To be honest that time it felt forced liked they were doing it to specifically hunt controversy. It wasnt even funny. Usually when they make offensive jokes about other nations they try to be somewhat clever or funny. That time it just felt like deliberately trying to be offensive. And I say that because its the only nationality based joke on Top Gear I never found remotely funny.
@@jmlaw8888 It was quite a confusing joke because Britain has notoriously bad food and Mexican food is notoriously and addictively delicious. Also Mexicans are famously hard workers so the lazy jokes are also a bit confusing. Consider the average work week in the "over-worked" USA is 33.9 hours. In the UK it's 32.1. In Mexico, it's 41.1!
@@gorkyd7912 it's just a matter of perspective. The US is right on top of Mexico while England gets popular media representations of speedy Gonzales and the like. At the very least I got a kick out of referring to a blanket with a hole in the middle worn as a coat. That is what a poncho is after all.
The German sat nav that only goes to Poland is frankly priceless. Exceptionally funny ..! I miss top gear
The hand signals joke never fails to make me laugh
James always has sophisticated jokes that kill me lol
"Sophisticated"? The man is an idiot!
Growing up is realizing that James May was the best host all along
@@TheBeatlesShowliterally
Hammond invented a brand new accent when trying to mimic Russian 😂
Look at our glorious new car!! it gets me every time lmao
He just sounds like he's underwater
@@TheIsus so do most russians cause they cant stop drinking
"Take the third Reich" - whomever came up with that joke (and you should know that they're not pulling them out of the hat, plenty of time they have written scenarios) is an absolute genius!
Furykid, especially jokes of that caliber. No one is pulling shit like that, out of any hat!!
As a person who lives in a country, I find this deeply offensive.
Me too, im moving to the middle of the Pacific Ocean now
That bit on the daylight running lights always cracks me up. ''Yes, but we will half it!''
The "Take thr third reich" joke is still gold
I thought he was about to say ‘when the French and the Italians come together you get Napoleon... and that means trouble.’
That's why nerds are not funny.
Oh, the Italians won't take credit/responsibility for Napoleon .....Mussolini yes; Napoleon no!
He would be right
@@eaubert1 we do proudly take responsibility : one of the most blazingly epic moments in European history!
What can I say: we founded a few countries in between Italy itself, layed the foundations of a United Europe, brought around constitutional principles and democracy which everyone now values, and most of all won 5 wars out of 7.
Thank you 😉
Can't unluckily sport the same score when we had Mussolini though...
“And if we consult my fake Omega we see that it’s 25 to 3 -probably”
As a mexican I approve of what they said about Italy, I missed the rest of the video cuz I went back to sleep
😅😅 they make fun of everyone
7:34 James' explanation of France is perfect
Which episode is this bit from?
Yeah same question
🤣🤣🤣
And entirely truthful! Hateful country!
I hope my French gf doesn't read this
He missed Australia!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
I watched that 4 times and still laughed like mad!!!!
They have one that says "The only thing invented in Australia is the rotary washing line."
@@StefanHundhammer No we make electrical bicycles with a big a bin in the front where daycare employees can put the kids. Great invention, google that.
@@roboticus71 And the Fridge, and some Quantum mechanics stuff
They don’t want you to return to the scene of the crime.
@@StefanHundhammer used to
I do miss the great laughter this show gave me. It may have featured some cars, but that was incidental.
Thanks to lefty Government, our culture is being destroyed
4:58 I had forgot this episode , and now my nightmares returned , and its all because of the giant teeth dude behind James.
I clearly remember that the dude was looking at the studio's TV set and smilling the whole time, looking at "himself"
Eren Jager!
🤣
That's you isn't it.
What I love about top gear is that they can switch between admiring and insulting everything including themselves with the snap of a finger.
"If we consult my fake omega we see that it's 2:35, probably" kills me each time
I love Hammond's accents when he talks about the lada and when he talks about the Italians making the brochure for the car with 1000000 horsepower and KANONS
MILLION HOARSEPOWER, YAS!
7:00 As a Polish guy...
I laughed
the hell
@@Trongle-ww2il A havan?
As a german driving a vw…
See ya in 3 hours
@@jimmyschwarz9075 Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
@@cornishjanner5465Volkswagen, Das Auto
4:57
Brilliant line, from Mr May😂
The Chinese part in this video is so accurate.
@k c not really. "Branding" is more of a certification for a specific kind and quality of product that you can expect.
Counterfeit doesn't mean it's a different product but a product which doesn't follow the said company's instructions. Which results to (most of the time) a worse product _but_ at a cheaper rate.
their mars lander was like a direct copy of an early us or russian lander. typical
@k c And then you have products like “Deformed Car” in which they tried to copy a certain product. Very unsuccessfully.
And while doing this, these Chinese crush all countries other than the US. How upset!
@@ludwigvanbachmaninoff1981 one day they'll push too far you cant beat the entire world no one can
After reading the comments, I feel like this has brought us all together, this humour does have a place in the world.
Humour is a kind of glue amongst people - cant really agree with anyone trying to stop people laughing, its the most human thing We do
This was long awaited.
4:56 that was the greatest line I have ever heard
"James, The Queen is German" still makes me piss myself laughing!
Actually I was quite surprised the lack of American jokes in this video
There is a six part series on them making fun of Americans. That'll be why
I think the Europeans hate each other more than anyone else!
@@motormech1h343 exhibit A all of European history
Thats because they are too big to fit in the video :)
After years of laughing at fat Americans, Clarkson now looks like your average 70 year old American at the beach.
8:35 that aged well 😂
I can relate with James May and his hostility towards any/every-thing that is French.
James May is 40 days younger than me, so basically he's copying me!
But French music and French cheese are 👌🏻
Am still surprised that these three haven't started world war 3 yet
0:54 that little joke is so underrated
“Everyone from France is peasants”
*crowd erupts in clapping*
A time when you could still make fun and jokes.
2:13 - The long lost 3rd Omega pronunciation
Priceless, how May says the French are "treacherous, land-burning, work shy peasants", then 10 seconds later he says that they are "rude" ;)
Clarkson even admitted that the UK burned 40% of their forests for ammunition during WWII
land? I thought he said lamb...
Edit: yah, he said lamb
@@smoothie9931 My bad about that part then - my point still stands though ;)
@@bioLarzen is fine, your way makes more sense XD who tf burns lambs
@@smoothie9931 Apparently the Fench :D
The delivery of James’ jokes will forever be unmatched
As a Dane I am concerned that there are not enough jokes about Swedes!
1:55
Don’t mind me, I’m just putting this time stamp here for reference later
4:50 This actually had me In stitches🤣
Vote these three for the UN committee!!
All hell would break loose lol
@@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 better than the current UN thats for sure
@@AverageAlien oh for sure lmao
They might actually accomplish something.
@@Mr-Trox we've been ambitious, and for once successful!
*insults the French*
*thunderous applause*
This all makes even more sense after watching the GT’s special “Carnage a Trois”. What James said about France in relation to Italy, what can I say, it just warms my heart. James, just know that Italy loves you back. Don’t know if that’s the same car but on the special there’s a Franco-Italian car and it seems quite nice, at least that’s how Jeremy described it. Btw Jeremy, are you honestly telling me you think French wine and cheese are better … say what? We and the Frenchies share a friendly rivalry, there’s no beef :)
I highly suggest you to watch the special, it’s a lot of fun and you can learn a great deal about France.
P.S. Well Hammond, the Zonda is Italian, though as you probably know its engine happens to be an AMG so it’s German and last time I checked it was them using trickery on their emission values, not us. You might have heard of, you know … dieselgate. 9:06
Dutch cheese is best and Italian wine aswell 😁
I’ll stand with the Italians against the French no matter what. You gave the world pizza
@@tropical878 and pasta
@@OrangeUtan1 Technically that was the Chinese, but I'll allow it
@@ixHutch your talking about noodles...
1:44 I remember when I used this as a gif so much like 10-15 years ago 😂
Clarkson: _"They won't complain"_
Morgan Freeman: _"Little did Clarkson know, they would complain, they would complain a lot"_
Are you a Top Gear presenter or someone writing a letter to the editor to the Daily Telegraph.
This is way better than that “Most offensive clips from Top Gear” video. This has way more offensive and funnier clips
“Hello, you industrious little fellows!” 😂😂😂
It doesn't matter where you are in the world, somewhere nearby, there's a Englishman and a frenchman knocking 10 shades of s**t out of each other.
That Mercedes-Benz at 4:45 is I believe a Type 57, of which few were made at all. However, one example made its way to the United States and was used regularly in the "Hogan's Heroes" TV series of the 60s & 70s. It is in a museum now IIRC.
9:59 I like how Canada, the UK and the US all use “grand” in place of “thousand”, yet each currency is significantly different than the other.
Grand is american slang transplanted via tv and movies.
God their accents are good
James declaring war on France will always be my favorite clip of the show
I just know and I'm sad that we'll never have another show like this
Good.
@@skylined5534 lmao you really are salty arent ya
@@skylined5534 but for now as long as you're sad I'm happy 🤣
"they are italian, they'll just lie, that's what they do"😂😂😂 true, and still I wonder how we are loved abroad😂
2:25 I think this is the greatest quote....
IN THE WORLD
Jamed hates france , but he loves the dacia sandero owned by renault 😂
In the video james said basically that the french are commies so they are good at building small simple cars, like the sandero😂
Do you have a problem with people hating/disliking certain countries?
Just because James hates France doesn't mean he must hate the Sandero. Why do people think someone must hate their car just because they hate a country?
I for example hate USA, but I like some of their cars such as Chevelle, Impala, El Camino, Challenger, Charger, Viper, Mustang, F-150 Raptor, Corvette, Camaro, etc.
@@automation7295 Imagine hating the USA the definitive best country there is
@@noriakikakyoin1423 I guess you never heard of opinions? USA isn't really the best country in the world, even some Americans don't think that either.
I don't even want to live in USA because A) Tornadoes and hurricane occurs very often. B) USA is just hell to live in, you easily get shot or sued for no reason.
Hurricane do occur in Europe too, but they're very rare in Scandinavia, tornadoes doesn't even exist in my country.
@@automation7295 In England we have the most tornadoes in the world and they are all 3 feet high 🤣
missed the bit where Clarkson made a commercial for Volkswagon with the tagline, Berlin to Warsaw, in one tank..
Thankyou for your great show
This is so great that I'm watching it again for I don't know how many times
9:03 the clip was cut a bit too early. James's response was gold!
Bart Simpson's comedy stand-up routine comes to my mind (when he offends the Olympic committee).
Bless you for this...
"TAKE THE THIRD REICH"
That was a rather immaculate response!
😆😆
Dutchman Dirk Hartog is the first European to officially be recognised as the man who discovered Australia (New Holland) in 1616.
He nailed an inscripted pewter plate to a tree on Dirk Hartog Island near Shark Bay, Western Australia.
so he knew he was in western australia but still tried to pass it off as new holland? the cheek.
The Dutch ended up mapping most of the coasts of Western and South Australia - but since that's mostly desert, they didn't bother with it.
@@Elitist20 It was the French who mapped the southern coast of Western Australia from Busselton to Esperance.
Abel Tasman didn't miss Australia though. He named it New Holland. He was brilliant with names.
That "probably" was excellently placed.
This is amazing. People who piss off everyone at the same time are the best.
has there been a comp of the boys mocking public transportation?
5:41 best clip ever
That smile 😂
1:16 Didn't figure Clakson was a traitor :(
2:46 actual demon to the right of Jeremy
4:33 G63 6x6, early prototype.
Yes.
Love it , great show
This is just comedy gold.
8:44 The funniest thing Clarkson has ever said. 😆 Savage 😎
And james face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:50 That expression in the background tho...
As soon as I saw the title I was like "Oh, we're gonna be here for hours."
😂 How did they last so long saying all this??? LEGENDS 🙌🏾
Well, as a latvian, i must say we do have a lot of milk. We even had so much milk that it was given away for free as much as possible, like in schools.
as a french, i'm amused, cause we say exactly the same things about the british.
But most of the world doesn’t know what you’re saying🙃
Jeremy Clarkson was saying good things about France.....james not so much
I absolutely love french cars from the early eighties to the mid 90s, I’ve had over 40 cars in my life , by far the best was my 106 rallye s1. My 306 gti6 was a close second. I’ve been “abroad” 13 times, 10 of those times it’s been to France. 🇫🇷
It really is a end of a era when they dropped Jezza! Lol
"why are you clattering our roads with Latvian milk" 😂