How To Win Every Fight

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  • @betaAfro
    @betaAfro Před 3 lety +8594

    "Sensei, forgive me just this once for I am about to go all out"
    *shits on face*

  • @fvckVlec
    @fvckVlec Před 3 lety +8698

    Imagine thinking that girl in your math class is kinda cute so you follow her just to find her tik tok of queefing self defenses

    • @hamgobbler9160
      @hamgobbler9160 Před 3 lety +510

      You'll never have to fear getting robbed again

    • @alexanders1330
      @alexanders1330 Před 3 lety +528

      or being the dad who uses that dummy just to find out your daughters been queefing on you equipment

    • @connorvance7795
      @connorvance7795 Před 3 lety +158

      Make sure you dont fucking cheat then lmao💀💀

    • @Isai314
      @Isai314 Před 3 lety +10

      Sounds like what is happening to me. Part 1 is done, part 2 might be cuz she is short has a “you can’t boss me around just because I am short attitude”. She is also athletic I think

    • @phalanxphil9742
      @phalanxphil9742 Před 3 lety +65

      Who knows, somebody might be into that😂

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 Před 3 lety +5723

    The face-sitting fart combo is absolutely lethal because it also has a chance of giving your opponent pinkeye.

  • @d_1044
    @d_1044 Před 3 lety +2063

    As a single female supermodel who watches both your CZcams and twitch I find this content incredibly reliable and important to share

    • @cuckmeister3193
      @cuckmeister3193 Před 2 lety +35

      Supermodel bruh

    • @nathanschmidtke5901
      @nathanschmidtke5901 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cuckmeister3193 lol

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Před 2 lety +7

      FEMALE SUPERMODEL

    • @georgia2321
      @georgia2321 Před 2 lety +82

      As a viewer who’s also a single female supermodel I’m saddened that my fellow single female supermodels didn’t share this highly important and reliable information with me sooner, but simultaneously I’m relieved to be acquiring this knowledge now, before it’s too late and I’m stripped of my ability to be a single female supermodel

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Před 2 lety

      What Is Wrong

  • @yunuyfx
    @yunuyfx Před 3 lety +3742

    "If all else fails, queef on your opponent's face." -Sun Tzu Art of War
    "The best way to win is to gas your opponents." - Germany circa 1914-1918 1939-1945

    • @ProfessorEggnog
      @ProfessorEggnog Před 3 lety +89

      *"If queefing is sure to result in victory, then you must queef!"*

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety +1

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 deleted video, here it is:* czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @emptyvending8964
      @emptyvending8964 Před 3 lety +39

      @@ProfessorEggnog "Sun Tzu said that and I say he knows a little bit more about the vagina than you do pal because he invented it."

    • @tahzibsafwan1028
      @tahzibsafwan1028 Před 3 lety +26

      @@emptyvending8964 "and then he perfected it, so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor."

    • @EvaFuji
      @EvaFuji Před 3 lety +8

      Is that fucking Suleiman the magnificent in your pfp lol?

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn Před 3 lety +34462

    the forbidden queef jutsu
    +10 intimidation

    • @Paleca
      @Paleca Před 3 lety +208

      Well this is a very rare comment to see 🙈

    • @evenfate5906
      @evenfate5906 Před 3 lety +179

      hello person who has a checkmark

    • @Fattipotato79
      @Fattipotato79 Před 3 lety +58

      Verified

    • @alexiosmonary3388
      @alexiosmonary3388 Před 3 lety +104

      90- honor
      a true shinobi technique

    • @saladtop8499
      @saladtop8499 Před 3 lety +55

      I can see someone has finally learned from the master Oogway

  • @ice_ice_
    @ice_ice_ Před 2 lety +678

    as a women who’s family is trained on queefing self defense, my great-grandmother was able to take out 3 assailants via a mixture of queefing defense and lethal weaponry. this is very legit and i thank you charlie for spreading awareness for this art

    • @Bcap420
      @Bcap420 Před 2 lety +17

      women on internet 😳 😳 😳 😳 🙏🏻 🙏🏻 🙏🏻

    • @poopshittr
      @poopshittr Před 2 lety +4

      @@Bcap420 😳

    • @bacon6949.
      @bacon6949. Před 2 lety +2

      What is queef someone please tell me

    • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
      @HarshRajAlwaysfree Před 2 lety

      @Aero! but does it smell? fart is pretty reliable
      I'm not sure about this beefy new thingy i hear
      and why were we not taught about this in school

    • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
      @HarshRajAlwaysfree Před 2 lety

      @Aero! (brace urself for the weird question)
      does virginity or being sexually active affects it?

  • @thefattesthagrid
    @thefattesthagrid Před 3 lety +746

    "Oh, I sense a fart coming! Better beat up the dummy and make a video."
    - Jada Rounds, every 10 minutes...

  • @granth7332
    @granth7332 Před 3 lety +5407

    Queef or not, she has masterful control over whatever gas is being expelled.

  • @Brain-Wormed
    @Brain-Wormed Před 3 lety +2555

    Bruh this girl really woke up one day and was like "aight time to absolutely violate a training dummy."

    • @n_s3404
      @n_s3404 Před 3 lety +94

      She woke up and chose violence

    • @LloydChristmas08
      @LloydChristmas08 Před 3 lety +62

      She woke up feeling dangerous.

    • @maktub224
      @maktub224 Před 3 lety +3

      yb fans

    • @sans-eq4us
      @sans-eq4us Před 3 lety +48

      rumor has it, that dummy is undergoing therapy after this

    • @snaicproductions
      @snaicproductions Před 3 lety +20

      @@sans-eq4us the hell you mean R U M O U R?! *He is most definitely in a therapy ward*

  • @svu1191
    @svu1191 Před 3 lety +703

    "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit"

  • @joshgordon6521
    @joshgordon6521 Před 3 lety +230

    These are actually pretty good. I was in a fight once and the guy hit me so hard I passed out and shitted, must have scared him off cause when I came to, he was gone. Safe to say I won that fight pretty handily

    • @thomasodonnell7526
      @thomasodonnell7526 Před 2 lety +14

      This comment is so underrated 🤣

    • @God-yk9ik
      @God-yk9ik Před 2 lety +2

      If you didn’t back down till KO and he ran off then sure enough you won the fight hard

    • @tyreza79
      @tyreza79 Před 2 lety +8

      I witnessed a fight between two strong guys teaming up on thin bad very bad ass prison guy in my country well of course the guys was intimidated but he won against them by shoving his hand in the jean and shitting in his hand and slapping the strong guys in the face with it.. And they flee in absolute disgust...
      An other day one of these guys wanted revenge and the guys shit a little shit in his hand and was rolling it into a ball threatening the guy with no words said! The guys of course couldn't step forward under the $hitting menace so he gave up on his revenge...
      So my advice to you be careful some guys are ready hard or impossible to bring down with disgusting things!!
      Some guys could have shove it up your chocolate pipe machine while you were passed out

    • @tyreza79
      @tyreza79 Před 2 lety

      Cheers

    • @ryanstorm3773
      @ryanstorm3773 Před 2 lety

      @@thomasodonnell7526 Rated appropriately.

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry Před 3 lety +13590

    ✍️fart✍️on✍️opponent...

  • @bigfloppa1700
    @bigfloppa1700 Před 3 lety +4119

    Shaolin monks been real quiet since this dropped

    • @sandrozakradze7627
      @sandrozakradze7627 Před 3 lety +22

      they are always quiet

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 deleted video, here it is:* czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @bernardosantos8020
      @bernardosantos8020 Před 3 lety +12

      Yo Ranton, what’s your response, bro?

    • @saltystopmotion2493
      @saltystopmotion2493 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sandrozakradze7627 that’s the joke

    • @daremuri11
      @daremuri11 Před 3 lety +6

      Monks be like uhhhhhmmmmm like whatchu tryna say bro spit it out

  • @gapedandamazed6988
    @gapedandamazed6988 Před 2 lety +10

    I love how he's so sarcastic with the most straight face imaginable. Doesn't even break a smile or even laughter lmfao

  • @sheban1874
    @sheban1874 Před 3 lety +600

    Taking self-deffence advice from tik tok is like buying a handgun on wish

  • @drpeppy635
    @drpeppy635 Před 3 lety +12854

    This girl is a genius. Adding poisonous attributes to her attacks

  • @Groblin43
    @Groblin43 Před 3 lety +5246

    Imagine seeing this in real life, a man steps in front of a woman who is holding her purse. He tries to mug her and she just lays him down and shit herself right over his face. What a sight it would be.

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 Před 3 lety +71

    Can we get a team together to rescue that poor dummy? This seems like just sheer abuse.

  • @MWAclanGaming
    @MWAclanGaming Před 3 lety +322

    It seems like she was trained by Master Bo Rai Cho himself.

  • @jamesdevine02
    @jamesdevine02 Před 3 lety +5224

    4:45 Damn, she hit him with the Beethoven's 5th Symphony flatulence combo. That's an extremely advanced move.

  • @kbxbrdr
    @kbxbrdr Před 3 lety +6167

    I’m starting to think Charlie’s consistent, unwavering sarcasm that never breaks character is a literal disease and he can’t control it.

  • @ekdwriter
    @ekdwriter Před 2 lety +13

    Using shit, piss, and/or barf is actually a good technique taught to avoid being abducted or attacked. Charlie's right, if someone is trying to attack you or abduct you making them disgusted by your gross bodily functions will mostly likely make them leave you alone.

  • @DontVoteMe
    @DontVoteMe Před 2 lety +52

    she eliminates her opponents quietly and inconspicuously like agent 47

    • @DontVoteMe
      @DontVoteMe Před 2 lety +1

      @UwU nobody would know someone gets killed with a fart its like a "sh sh sh sh"

  • @krakenofthesea106
    @krakenofthesea106 Před 3 lety +2666

    She is a military experiment of a women and skunk crossed to make the perfect soldier, but escaped the lab and is now an upcoming superhero

    • @dumbdenki3164
      @dumbdenki3164 Před 3 lety +100

      I know you meant soldier, but now I wanna see a genetically modified person where the only thing changed is their shoulder

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 Před 3 lety +25

      Her super name is the Gas Passer, The unSilent Box of The Southern Wind, or maybe Putang Punch Him

    • @noahjones9833
      @noahjones9833 Před 3 lety +19

      @@dumbdenki3164 an incredible shoulder

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Před 3 lety +13

      @@noahjones9833 the best shoulder that a shoulder could shoulder

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 Před 3 lety +13

      @Dumb Dendi I can't stop thinking of the military creating the "perfect shoulder"

  • @jonnyolson4150
    @jonnyolson4150 Před 3 lety +2350

    As a Taekwondo black belt i can confirm both the neck chops and the beef/queef stew comes from one of our darkest scriptures

    • @OGbluetooth_
      @OGbluetooth_ Před 3 lety +44

      You know Tae Kwon Doug?

    • @BlitzkriegAP
      @BlitzkriegAP Před 3 lety +59

      I am also a former black belt in taekwondo and can confirm this is the forbidden scripture.

    • @isabellajemica
      @isabellajemica Před 3 lety +20

      The forbidden scrolls

    • @phillipporter6427
      @phillipporter6427 Před 3 lety +17

      Taekwon-doodoo

    • @liamwelsh4665
      @liamwelsh4665 Před 3 lety +3

      @@phillipporter6427 as a near black belt (red black stripe) true

  • @sneakytaze5336
    @sneakytaze5336 Před 2 lety +15

    I can see how Charlie would easily walk through the corporate ladder with the way he sounds like an expert in everything he talks about.

  • @user-wl4ls7lv7g
    @user-wl4ls7lv7g Před 3 lety +31

    "Use your full power, young cricket."
    "Yes sensei!"
    *Does a Za Warudoodoo*

  • @2minuss
    @2minuss Před 3 lety +10210

    Smart Fella vs Fart Smella

    • @Tookdeen
      @Tookdeen Před 3 lety +101

      Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🌟

    • @orangeflame4813
      @orangeflame4813 Před 3 lety +201

      This just made my day

    • @marooned5467
      @marooned5467 Před 3 lety +275

      😃. 😡.

    • @nei6309
      @nei6309 Před 3 lety +13

      Lol

    • @Salbren_boi
      @Salbren_boi Před 3 lety +44

      I saw this on family guy, Thanks for reminding me of it.

  • @Stuurminator
    @Stuurminator Před 3 lety +4785

    Finally, self-defense techniques designed to disable the most dangerous opponents: men without arms.

  • @joshmcconnell9238
    @joshmcconnell9238 Před 3 lety +58

    Charlie’s tan lines tho. Looks like he uses dinner plates as sunglasses.

  • @BotanicSage
    @BotanicSage Před 2 lety +95

    This makes my day better. It's so damn funny. I watch this twice a month to give me a quick pick-me-up.

    • @futurefunkreal
      @futurefunkreal Před 2 lety

      hOlY sHiT iS tHaT ThE WaTeRs Of MeGaLoVaNiA GuY?!?!?!?!?

    • @Skadii00
      @Skadii00 Před 2 lety +1

      i'm not quite sure whats funny in this video, this is a pretty serious godly martial art tehnique passed down to generations but sadly lost to time, i am so pleased that this young gal brought back this ancient tehnique which was actually forbbiden way back in the past, it was too deadly... to effective..

  • @glom8029
    @glom8029 Před 3 lety +3633

    The fact he can keep a straight face is immaculate.

  • @B0wtieguy
    @B0wtieguy Před 3 lety +2903

    Imagine being a woman and using a fart-in-the-face as a fighting technique and the dude just moans.

  • @machinldo6209
    @machinldo6209 Před 3 lety +61

    "this is the epitome of martial arts not even I could reach"
    - Sun Tzu The Art of Farts

    • @kostastavricprvovencani223
      @kostastavricprvovencani223 Před 3 lety +4

      "The Fart of War"

    • @Aniware
      @Aniware Před 2 lety +1

      "I've seen this raw power only once before. It didn't scare me enough then, but it does now."
      -_Barack Hitler_
      _Sonichu Vol 18_

  • @user-oq2wu2tq4m
    @user-oq2wu2tq4m Před 3 lety +19

    being apart of that 9.1 percent- feels great to be represented Charlie. highly appreciated

    • @ryanstorm3773
      @ryanstorm3773 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, us 9.1%ers need to stick together. Wanna get a coffee, maybe fart on a homeless man?

    • @user-oq2wu2tq4m
      @user-oq2wu2tq4m Před 2 lety

      @@ryanstorm3773 i’m a minor Ryan but thanks for the invite.

  • @ReoDraco
    @ReoDraco Před 3 lety +2300

    I must say, Fartjitsu is quite the intense discipline.

  • @oshuatt6277
    @oshuatt6277 Před 3 lety +734

    If the slaps and kicks don't work out, at least the queef/fart is guaranteed to do psychological damage.

    • @nickcarroll8565
      @nickcarroll8565 Před 3 lety +70

      If you are a woman having to fight off a dude stalker, chances are that’s his fetish.

    • @MsLucho1998
      @MsLucho1998 Před 3 lety +20

      The fart deals psychological damage in case their opponent has physical resistance.

    • @wiswc
      @wiswc Před 3 lety +18

      Or pleasure...

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 Před 3 lety +13

      Farting on your opponent is to humans what peeing on your opponent is to dogs. It's a gesture of dominance.

    • @invalidpersn4496
      @invalidpersn4496 Před 3 lety

      ._.

  • @ashmockingjay
    @ashmockingjay Před 3 lety +22

    "if you could shit on your opponent's face, you're not losing that fight." IM DYING

  • @Cqsma
    @Cqsma Před 2 lety +14

    Holy shit the queef does physical, poison and sound damage

  • @SkeIewizard
    @SkeIewizard Před 3 lety +4334

    Fun Fact: The reason her farts are so deadly, is because she is an air bender and sends the smell straight to the enemy’s nose

    • @maurice7017
      @maurice7017 Před 3 lety +72

      Jokes on you i cant smell

    • @oweeb5909
      @oweeb5909 Před 3 lety +24

      A gift

    • @itsv1p3r
      @itsv1p3r Před 3 lety +73

      not the long lost fartbender technique 😩

    • @c0des
      @c0des Před 3 lety +32

      @@maurice7017 should get that checked out

    • @gameoverme4276
      @gameoverme4276 Před 3 lety +17

      @@maurice7017 even if you can't smell it still goes goes inside your body

  • @xXxsecretspell11xXx
    @xXxsecretspell11xXx Před 3 lety +2396

    As a woman I have never felt more safe until this video came out. Thank you for ensuring my ultimate safety.

  • @etrnal_raijin
    @etrnal_raijin Před 2 lety +1

    smth i noticed is that charlie would use every demonitizing word ever and not plug any ads but still have no problem posting his vids. love it

  • @arafatshafi4980
    @arafatshafi4980 Před 3 lety +10

    What an educational video this was. Truly an eye opening and cheek-spreading experience this was. Thank you for sharing such secrets.

  • @user-zj5rb3xo7d
    @user-zj5rb3xo7d Před 3 lety +1195

    As you can see she has mastered the art of air bending no normal man could handle her

  • @mentallymed
    @mentallymed Před 3 lety +4475

    As a woman, I can confirm that this is in fact exactly how we all defend ourselves from predators.

    • @boxerchester8920
      @boxerchester8920 Před 3 lety +229

      my ex tried to do this to me i threw her out the window she's now been in a 3 year coma

    • @rainbowGZUS7
      @rainbowGZUS7 Před 3 lety +210

      @@boxerchester8920 pull the plug

    • @Snow-rk4el
      @Snow-rk4el Před 3 lety +190

      This just makes me want to fight women even more 💨🥵

    • @nutted1800
      @nutted1800 Před 3 lety +173

      @@Snow-rk4el you got caught in 4k lmao

    • @Matyniov
      @Matyniov Před 3 lety +125

      What is a woman

  • @theman6422
    @theman6422 Před 3 lety +16

    You see trainers, this is why you should try to put toxic on one of your pokemon. It’s an amazing move and can be learned by any pokemon. If used right, it can be a formidable move that will lead you to a well-fought victory

  • @eli_da_man_
    @eli_da_man_ Před 3 lety

    I love the seriousness you have when you talk about this it makes it 100 times more funny

  • @boomyoulookingforthis1362
    @boomyoulookingforthis1362 Před 3 lety +3239

    I had a dream last night and Charlie was in it. He was chasing me, it was the best nightmare ever.

    • @gpemann5582
      @gpemann5582 Před 3 lety +79

      Sounds like a nice nightmare

    • @BRUH-kl8xf
      @BRUH-kl8xf Před 3 lety +237

      go to a church and announce that jesus approached you in a dream

    • @thisisstar4881
      @thisisstar4881 Před 3 lety +17

      @@BRUH-kl8xf homeless* jesus

    • @Tookdeen
      @Tookdeen Před 3 lety +3

      Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🌟

    • @Z7IN_
      @Z7IN_ Před 3 lety +40

      @@Tookdeen stfu

  • @KeidBoi
    @KeidBoi Před 3 lety +6192

    Can confirm this technique works.

    • @georgeie9506
      @georgeie9506 Před 3 lety +105

      Hey verified guy here’s a like

    • @morrishellgrn
      @morrishellgrn Před 3 lety +73

      @@georgeie9506 hey reply guy who plays with a z here's a like

    • @meat3855
      @meat3855 Před 3 lety +46

      @@morrishellgrn hey reply guy who replies to a reply guy, here's a like my g

    • @swifttech3602
      @swifttech3602 Před 3 lety +32

      @@meat3855 Hey reply guy who replies to a reply guy who replies to a reply guy, here's a like, because you deserve it.😃

    • @m4nondorf8
      @m4nondorf8 Před 3 lety +18

      @@meat3855 hi... just hi.

  • @lyle8938
    @lyle8938 Před 2 lety

    charlie is the funniest person i have come across on this app, i am addicted to his commentary on stuff gets me to tears every time it's incredible

  • @cascade5243
    @cascade5243 Před 3 lety

    As a women that makes up most of your audience, I feel so grateful in getting the chance of learning this great technique of self-defense. I bet that my parents will allow me to walk to school by myself after showing my splendid attacks I have now added to my belt. Respect.

  • @silverhawk8699
    @silverhawk8699 Před 3 lety +2739

    Only Charlie could make me this disgusted yet fascinated with a martial arts technique

    • @banik7414
      @banik7414 Před 3 lety +33

      Shinzou Sasageyo.

    • @Yeeeeoooooooooooliiiiiiiiii
      @Yeeeeoooooooooooliiiiiiiiii Před 3 lety +1

      @@newvideoonmychannel2431 you don’t have any videos lol

    • @user-yx3yw4xx4y
      @user-yx3yw4xx4y Před 3 lety +14

      @@newvideoonmychannel2431 People won’t give your videos a chance because you don’t understand mathematics, obviously 🤦‍♂️

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Yeeeeoooooooooooliiiiiiiiii lmao right?

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 Před 3 lety +1

      @@user-yx3yw4xx4y exactly, I needs me some tasty linear functions

  • @is444b3l
    @is444b3l Před 3 lety +3358

    thankyou Charlie, as a woman i truly appreciate that you're teaching us 9% how to queef ourselves to safety

  • @maxxxmodelz4061
    @maxxxmodelz4061 Před 3 lety +131

    I'm certain the sounds are neither queef nor fart. She's just making the sound with her mouth. It's a rare, deadly, and often misunderstood bullshito finishing move.

    • @g6a0912
      @g6a0912 Před 3 lety +4

      A fart sound made with a mouth can't really sound like a real fart

  • @Dudah48
    @Dudah48 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you for this wisdom Charlie. Truly exceptional.

  • @BrickExplainsPoorly
    @BrickExplainsPoorly Před 3 lety +1615

    Imagine, a kid with a dream, a dream to be a martial artist, to be a fighter coming to youtube to take his first step on his goal, searching up "how to win every fight", and clicks on this video
    Lol

    • @drxzt
      @drxzt Před 3 lety +52

      That's better, he's gonna find out about Charlie and stay on the right track

    • @dinelkap
      @dinelkap Před 3 lety +6

      Dream

    • @PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna
      @PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna Před 3 lety +4

      Rise of the heavenly demon

    • @joshuaneuhauser8372
      @joshuaneuhauser8372 Před 3 lety +7

      Imagine that same kid except instead of finding these videos they found the videos of Chicken Man. Now realize that that's the plot of How to Fight.

    • @ritzzzblitzz6833
      @ritzzzblitzz6833 Před 3 lety

      He's gonna end up being a simp lol.

  • @dominicg2456
    @dominicg2456 Před 3 lety +1539

    Sometimes I look at Charlie's play button hanging on the wall and think about him showing it to people when he has guests over, so out of curiosity they look up his channel, and this is the video they see.

    • @shadowwraith4763
      @shadowwraith4763 Před 3 lety +78

      Fairly certain the entire state of florida uses Charlie's videos as a substitute for the Old Testament, so I don't know who he's have over that wouldn't already know of his channel.

    • @hazyrays994
      @hazyrays994 Před 3 lety +22

      i dont think it would really matter which video of his they click on

    • @rizkirachm355
      @rizkirachm355 Před 3 lety +9

      I hope he gets to 10 mil

    • @ddg2091
      @ddg2091 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/KSXT6WAZFzo/video.html,.

    • @Invaeyncible
      @Invaeyncible Před 3 lety +9

      I don't think you can spend 10 minutes with Charlie and not know exactly what kind of person he is. He exudes personality. One look is enough to know, this guy wipes his ass two-handed.

  • @studiousboy644
    @studiousboy644 Před 3 lety +4

    I'm glad i found charlie even if it's in 2021. The days pass and my liking for this dude increases.

  • @michaelahaight2231
    @michaelahaight2231 Před 3 lety +6

    As one of the many supermodel stream-watchers in his audience I can confidently say that I feel much safer on the streets after having learned these stunning techniques

  • @Stef23
    @Stef23 Před 3 lety +4166

    As a woman, this has saved my life in countless occasions.

  • @raychill1038
    @raychill1038 Před 3 lety +2579

    hello, woman here. we appreciate charlie's coverage of serious self defense techniques

    • @valkyrie2832
      @valkyrie2832 Před 3 lety +20

      Yes

    • @cadyperry
      @cadyperry Před 3 lety +66

      i second this - a woman

    • @appixx
      @appixx Před 3 lety +104

      Yea, as a man, i can say i’d be dead if i was hit by this technique

    • @barto7536
      @barto7536 Před 3 lety +33

      So this is why my crush use this

    • @blackbob1576
      @blackbob1576 Před 3 lety +7

      How far can you

  • @SkkiterSkkater
    @SkkiterSkkater Před 3 lety +4

    "Finally, a worthy apponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

  • @mericafreedomland3583
    @mericafreedomland3583 Před 3 lety +3

    The queef on the face absolutely killed me omg lmaoo

  • @ricecooker7037
    @ricecooker7037 Před 3 lety +3429

    Fartial arts would be pretty intimidating, I’d not mess with anyone if they used fartial arts

    • @TW-sh2un
      @TW-sh2un Před 3 lety +143

      Did you really miss the pun opportunity of Martial Farts?

    • @desmondattah6562
      @desmondattah6562 Před 3 lety +110

      @@TW-sh2un I'll do you one better, "Fartial Farts"

    • @omarhasan5037
      @omarhasan5037 Před 3 lety +45

      @@desmondattah6562 the best of both worlds

    • @robertgray3710
      @robertgray3710 Před 3 lety +8

      I thought you would have said martial farts

    • @monkigaming8335
      @monkigaming8335 Před 3 lety +32

      @@desmondattah6562 wait
      facial farts

  • @dilficati0n
    @dilficati0n Před 3 lety +821

    as a woman, after watching this video i’m definitely gonna start sharpening my fartijitsu skills. thank you for this life saving video charlie

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono Před 3 lety +71

      Fartjitsu can infact _backfire,_ be warned. The opponent may be well versed in the art of Brap-ception and actually inhale the fart only to become more powerful, then post about the tale on r/braps

    • @gtduck5618
      @gtduck5618 Před 3 lety +30

      Alright cool, please start with me, I'm an imminent threat.

    • @MyScreenNameIsTroubledOne
      @MyScreenNameIsTroubledOne Před 3 lety +4

      Oh damn... 😍

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi Před 3 lety +9

      @Ok Thanks you would be using simp incorrectly anyways.

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi Před 3 lety +3

      @aidang1305 it would be an incorrect use of the word simp

  • @thebandit1677
    @thebandit1677 Před 2 lety

    Lmao bro I love falling asleep to your videos I woke up to this shi😭🤣😭🤣I LOVE U!!

  • @reganmckinnon3328
    @reganmckinnon3328 Před 3 lety +1

    I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you

  • @justaguywhosaweebforfun6245
    @justaguywhosaweebforfun6245 Před 3 lety +1344

    Men who get off to spitting and farts:
    *"He's immortal, unkillable, unmatched!"*

  • @chunguslavaniaobama8881
    @chunguslavaniaobama8881 Před 3 lety +483

    As a woman, this saved my life. thank you so much Mr moist man. My family will tell stories about you for generations to come

  • @mivk5431
    @mivk5431 Před 3 lety

    I am glad this was posted on my birthday

  • @corymindel3371
    @corymindel3371 Před rokem

    As a man this information has truly changed my life, my opponents have no chance against this extremely dangerous yet effective move.

  • @Phenriel31
    @Phenriel31 Před 3 lety +1075

    I will forever be in awe of Charlie's ability to say all that with a straight face.

    • @maso0on
      @maso0on Před 3 lety +50

      I honestly don’t understand how he does it either. His collection of sex toys has brung his seriousness to the next level

    • @koalabears980
      @koalabears980 Před 3 lety +4

      It's pretty easy, for me at least

    • @Phenriel31
      @Phenriel31 Před 3 lety +14

      @@koalabears980 Who are you, the Seriousness Commissioner?

    • @koalabears980
      @koalabears980 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Phenriel31 no just someone who can say things like charlie with a straight face like I said. 😐

    • @excruciatingorgasm9976
      @excruciatingorgasm9976 Před 3 lety +21

      @@koalabears980 I'll take your word buddy, but emojis don't count

  • @_Eeyore
    @_Eeyore Před 3 lety +12532

    “Ju shitsu”
    “martial sharts”
    “Taekwondoodoo”

  • @michaelmcdowell7096
    @michaelmcdowell7096 Před 2 lety

    Crouching fart hidden queef was a lost art, glad someone has brought the technique back to life.

  • @elakeyy
    @elakeyy Před 3 lety +1

    I suppose i am that 9% love your stuff charlie lmao funny as hell

  • @becz9485
    @becz9485 Před 3 lety +1230

    As a woman, I have to thank Charlie for showing me the best way to keep myself safe. ❤️

  • @governmentspydrone7214
    @governmentspydrone7214 Před 3 lety +650

    "Go ahead and beat me up, you can't un-queef your soul."

  • @DrRynsta
    @DrRynsta Před 2 lety

    I think I fell in love after the spit+backhand combo.

  • @ChloeOHwowie
    @ChloeOHwowie Před 2 lety

    i'll keep this in mind, thank you sensei.

  • @danger7222
    @danger7222 Před 3 lety +764

    Of course charlie knows how to win a fight. He did his own stunts in Hunger Games

  • @kaisuskii2325
    @kaisuskii2325 Před 3 lety +706

    i don’t understand how charlie stays serious cuz i’m absolutely dying right now

    • @brogamin179
      @brogamin179 Před 3 lety +9

      A few different recordings.

    • @TheRealGamingLegend
      @TheRealGamingLegend Před 3 lety +8

      call the ambulance quick

    • @noforwhat5767
      @noforwhat5767 Před 3 lety +4

      Uh oh

    • @solpetals
      @solpetals Před 3 lety +8

      honestly same i am in tears its so brilliant how his performance just makes it a thousand times funnier

    • @MinerDiner
      @MinerDiner Před 3 lety +2

      Same here. Laughing my ass off at this

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt Před 3 lety +5

    4:10 Spider-Man wears a full face mask sooo

  • @ardinaattia8
    @ardinaattia8 Před 3 lety +3

    As a woman myself I have used this tactic multiple times actually. Works like a charm. Highly recommend it 👌

  • @zoeholmes2832
    @zoeholmes2832 Před 3 lety +2133

    Yeah we're all supermodels single and ready to mingle. 100% accurate Charlie doesn't lie.

    • @sadguy8320
      @sadguy8320 Před 3 lety +163

      Thanks for the confirmation, will be there next stream!

    • @ArtificialEquestrian
      @ArtificialEquestrian Před 3 lety +147

      @@sadguy8320
      The fact that your name is literally “sad guy” makes this reply so much more relevant…

    • @weebnation3904
      @weebnation3904 Před 3 lety +5

      Oh lets mingle, why not?

    • @cogcog5264
      @cogcog5264 Před 3 lety +25

      I don't want to mingle, I just want a hug from someone

    • @yo4429
      @yo4429 Před 3 lety +8

      Can confirm

  • @cattfishh7331
    @cattfishh7331 Před 3 lety +348

    0:53 Spitting in your hand and then slapping someone in the face has got to be the signature move of the new Slap God

    • @shivertron
      @shivertron Před 3 lety +35

      It does extra poison damage

    • @Snickarz1337
      @Snickarz1337 Před 3 lety +24

      its a double assault in covid times

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety +1

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 deleted video, here it is:* czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @The_Toasted_Shrimp
      @The_Toasted_Shrimp Před 3 lety +7

      @@riskyy2657 i'm glad Charlie deleted that one cuz it sure hell is garbage

  • @christianmcgratb807
    @christianmcgratb807 Před 3 lety

    This just made my day so great

  • @aithanleeom5152
    @aithanleeom5152 Před 3 lety

    His content is always "breathtaking"

  • @muttmoo
    @muttmoo Před 3 lety +758

    I’m a woman and I love Charlie’s videos. He is my daily dose of intellectual commentary. I feel safe here

    • @howdycowboy247
      @howdycowboy247 Před 3 lety +24

      Same here

    • @K0nomi
      @K0nomi Před 3 lety +32

      i dont watch him regularly but i do every now and then

    • @ChillyS4n
      @ChillyS4n Před 3 lety +46

      Same watched him for almost a year and the community is dope asl everyone is just chill and joke abt stupid fun shit and when it comes to serious topics ppl are actually logical and kind

    • @rust_player5675
      @rust_player5675 Před 3 lety +2

      no

    • @ktvia
      @ktvia Před 3 lety +8

      i started watching him back in december and now i csnt stop

  • @shrimpkid7908
    @shrimpkid7908 Před 3 lety +1439

    I’m very concerned for everyone that clicked on this video in less than a millisecond.

    • @KFP_Fanboy
      @KFP_Fanboy Před 3 lety +27

      You misspelled “Lil Fat Beautiful is cool”

    • @dariustanz7603
      @dariustanz7603 Před 3 lety +3

      @UC_MuosHRU__Nw_LeOKSLgMQ TTS a bad word

    • @polojay6182
      @polojay6182 Před 3 lety +1

      clowns

    • @detroid_ntr7689
      @detroid_ntr7689 Před 3 lety +1

      People who got the notifications clicked on it in a millisecond.

    • @baedric._.7721
      @baedric._.7721 Před 3 lety +44

      @@KFP_Fanboy the most pathetic comment on CZcams

  • @surendranimhan8716
    @surendranimhan8716 Před 3 lety +19

    "It could be argued that it's not a fart and it's a queef".. I was working out and laughed so hard I almost dropped the weights on my foot

    • @Cypixal
      @Cypixal Před 3 lety +5

      Imagine if you broke your foot and had to tell a doctor what happened lmao

  • @brandonblack9194
    @brandonblack9194 Před 3 lety +3

    I love how he's explaining this like a skill rotation

  • @joy4084
    @joy4084 Před 3 lety +686

    As part of that 9% I must say that we claim this girl, the art of the fartjitsu should not be left alone

    • @sksksk6088
      @sksksk6088 Před 3 lety +11

      As a fellow 9%er I second this

    • @hannah5092
      @hannah5092 Před 3 lety +4

      i third this

    • @rumpalug
      @rumpalug Před 3 lety +1

      I fourth this as a wahmen

    • @imy1239
      @imy1239 Před 3 lety

      _czcams.com/video/ZmodXeJRbnI_/video.html

    • @imy1239
      @imy1239 Před 3 lety

      _czcams.com/video/ZmodXeJRbnI_/video.html

  • @ButteredToast
    @ButteredToast Před 3 lety +548

    This technique is stronger than mario jumping on a goomba

  • @wormrotting
    @wormrotting Před 3 lety +10

    much like Geralt of Rivia drinking his witcher potions before a fight to increase his lethality, you need to make sure to eat rotten/hot food in preperation for the battle to unleash explosive diarrhea upon your opponents face for maximum damage output

  • @Blurr1d0.
    @Blurr1d0. Před 2 lety

    The fact that charlie keeps a straight face through almost anything and saying some funny asf shit baffles me

  • @them4licious0ne
    @them4licious0ne Před 3 lety +937

    my mans never fail to god tierly advertise his twitch channel lmao

    • @Caesar.2006
      @Caesar.2006 Před 3 lety +5

      do you still sell flex tape

    • @inspectorroy3096
      @inspectorroy3096 Před 3 lety +3

      I see we meet again.

    • @frostyx1531
      @frostyx1531 Před 3 lety +5

      @@inspectorroy3096 harry got away with the watermelon again

    • @DHunter_47
      @DHunter_47 Před 3 lety

      The Kingdom of God is at Hand
      John 3:16
      King James Version
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

  • @apcsox
    @apcsox Před 3 lety +912

    The fact that she gained millions of followers when she went from basic “heavy metal girl” videos to ..... to this

    • @ryanp7782
      @ryanp7782 Před 3 lety +32

      She's a metalhead? Jesus, that's probably why there's not too many girls in the community

    • @apcsox
      @apcsox Před 3 lety +36

      @@ryanp7782 yeah. Her original videos were all related to listening to heavy metal and shit (like the “what people think I’m listening to at the gym vs what I’m actually listening to” kind of videos)

    • @lullebulle2
      @lullebulle2 Před 3 lety +8

      Well there is alot of nasty people who likes farting.

    • @fluffykidgamer4538
      @fluffykidgamer4538 Před 3 lety

      @@lullebulle2 hi

    • @lullebulle2
      @lullebulle2 Před 3 lety

      @@fluffykidgamer4538 hi

  • @mr.sandman3619
    @mr.sandman3619 Před 3 lety +8

    Moist is a professional straight facer he has trained years to not laugh in this video

  • @esweezy556
    @esweezy556 Před 3 lety +1

    i needed this