Trump Visits Chick-fil-A as Court Rejects Delay Tactics in Hush Money Trial: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Trump having enough time to stop by Chick-fil-A after losing a series of last-ditch attempts to delay his hush money trial.
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  • @theodorejay1046
    @theodorejay1046 Před 29 dny +758

    And they give Biden crap for enjoying an ice cream cone 🙄

    • @TomWDW1
      @TomWDW1 Před 29 dny +99

      That's what I'm saying! They're over the moon about how Trump likes (and apparently hands out) milkshakes. But Biden eats one ice cream and they're flipping their wigs over how weird that is. lol

    • @mytruecrimelibrary
      @mytruecrimelibrary Před 29 dny +32

      Ice cream is yummy 😋

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane Před 29 dny +14

      Can’t blame Von Schitznbritches. His wife’s dress cost almost $8,000.00. That and he’s never been at fault for anything and has never made a mistake. Why should he have to ask forgiveness? He never made a “mistake”.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 29 dny

      Trump placates his cult by buying a bunch of subpar milkshakes for on lookers at a restaurant and fox News fawns over it. But God forbid Biden goes out to an ice cream parlor or Obama politely asks for Dijon mustard for a ham sandwich and they lose their goddamn minds. The saddest part is their voter base cannot see how plainly their bias is

    • @mysticloverfairy1
      @mysticloverfairy1 Před 29 dny +5

      My thoughts exactly

  • @rasmie8858
    @rasmie8858 Před 29 dny +863

    "Is business good? Everyone is getting rich right?" is the most braindead, out of touch garbage you could say to a fast food worker

    • @generalmalaise458
      @generalmalaise458 Před 28 dny +96

      I don’t understand how they all nodded and said yes like a bunch of sheep. I don’t care how famous someone is, if they asked me a dumb question like that I’d laugh in their face.

    • @anthonygroeblinghoff3184
      @anthonygroeblinghoff3184 Před 28 dny +89

      ​@@generalmalaise458because they will be fired if they don't.

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr Před 28 dny

      ​@@anthonygroeblinghoff3184Exactly

    • @harveysmidlap
      @harveysmidlap Před 28 dny +4

      @@generalmalaise458 Barkley should pay the manager a visit.

    • @Kyle_P
      @Kyle_P Před 28 dny +16

      @@anthonygroeblinghoff3184Fired from a run of the mill minimum wage job? Whatever will they do to replace it? Surely that will make them rich too.

  • @neilcauser5624
    @neilcauser5624 Před 28 dny +48

    Sorry but that "Nein Guys" joke was fantastic! 😂

    • @jon1913
      @jon1913 Před 25 dny +2

      I laughed so hard that my boss came over to my desk and asked if everything was OK. I work from home.

    • @lcole8849
      @lcole8849 Před 14 dny

      🤣

  • @kaylinhendrich4673
    @kaylinhendrich4673 Před 28 dny +45

    Seth’s bitterness over ordering ice cream is one of my new favorite running gags 👏👏

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Před 29 dny +605

    "Are you making lots of money?"
    "We work at Chik Fil A. We make minimum wage. While you are spending $230,000 a day on lawyers. GET OUT!"

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Před 29 dny +33

      Yes, I was just going to comment on that part!

    • @ColorMeConfused29
      @ColorMeConfused29 Před 29 dny +22

      Did you see the clip of the one employee falling all over Trump? it was...WOW.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham Před 29 dny +31

      My first thought as well. No way those girls are making more than minimum wage.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 29 dny +17

      @@ColorMeConfused29She was just hamming it up. She was probably talkin trash about him as soon as he got his big behind out the door.

    • @mix7893
      @mix7893 Před 29 dny +34

      $230,000 a day of OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Před 29 dny +185

    The saga of Seth roasting himself about the Ice Cream Incident will never get old

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 29 dny +16

      I like the new part, where basically the Secret Service kidnaps him and makes him have ice cream with the President, which is why he had no banter ready.

  • @x3BobO
    @x3BobO Před 29 dny +128

    Seth’s act just gets better and better. His sassiness and the way he can’t stop smiling and laughing at his own jokes / mistakes kills me 😂 the little new bit at the end, priceless. I hope we have many more years to go with this this one

    • @ClurTaylor
      @ClurTaylor Před 28 dny +15

      The increasingly unhinged bits at the end are so good

    • @MsMars.
      @MsMars. Před 26 dny +4

      I love that new bit at the end which is essentially him conceding that his two brothers podcast wasn't really stirring up a lot of excitement. Too bad. 😢

  • @operating
    @operating Před 29 dny +27

    Seth circles back was so great. And now I love how he ends his videos. He’s just a genuinely funny guy that is at his best unscripted.

  • @williamknight9379
    @williamknight9379 Před 29 dny +695

    "Do you like ice cream, too?" Is 1000% more relatable than asking fast food workers if they're getting rich

    • @emperorjj1
      @emperorjj1 Před 29 dny +53

      hmm lets ask people making 7.25 an hour who pay more than 750 in taxes a year if they are getting rich. the math aint mathin

    • @vickywitton1008
      @vickywitton1008 Před 29 dny +17

      💯

    • @noodlewhitley
      @noodlewhitley Před 29 dny

      They probably pay more in taxes than Rump

    • @herballycorrect
      @herballycorrect Před 29 dny +2

      Every visit to the grocery store is another reminder: Biden blows! Trump 2024

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky Před 28 dny

      @@herballycorrectDonald asked if they were getting rich, and they said “Yes.” Let me remind everyone that Joe Biden is president, and these Chik Fil A workers are getting rich.
      The last time a Republican voted to raise the minimum wage was in the early 1980s.

  • @seven.s_stars
    @seven.s_stars Před 29 dny +1541

    the fact that a former president is running for re-election to stay out of prison is just embarrassing for the entire country. god forbid he gets back in the oval office.

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 Před 29 dny

      The fact this convicted rapist and insurrectionist is even on the ballot at all makes me feel sick.
      I am however amused that the GOP and Evangelicals hitched their wagon to this conman and now he's destroying them with his insatiable greed.

    • @Iluthra
      @Iluthra Před 29 dny +106

      It should have been disallowed.

    • @johnmagnotta8401
      @johnmagnotta8401 Před 29 dny +36

      So true.. unfortunately. If re-elected into office.. the oval will be the LEAST of this country's problems. Start with her grand name of the United States. MAGAmerica comes to mind..

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 29 dny +19

      @@Iluthra that should have been the iron clad course taken.

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian Před 29 dny +90

      Even more embarrassing is that almost half the country is evidently prepared to vote for him.

  • @thriftingtonpost
    @thriftingtonpost Před 28 dny +12

    It occurred to me that Seth's impression of Rudy is my fave impression ever. It always makes me happy.

  • @jabadoodle
    @jabadoodle Před 28 dny +9

    I'll say it again: I never fail to actually really LAUGH OUT LOUD at Seth's delivery!!!

  • @ThewMiller
    @ThewMiller Před 29 dny +348

    Chick-fil-A spent decades supporting and funding conversion therapy a.k.a. child torture. They have never made any apologies or admitted any wrongdoing, and their owner, Dan Cathy, still helps to support and fund such practices which have been banned for minors in 17 states in the United States.
    I think it's important to mention that when giving Chick-fil-A 10 minutes of airtime.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Před 29 dny +63

      Thank you for writing that out. Yes, CFA owners support anti-LGBTQ+ laws and conversion therapy.

    • @lenore8767
      @lenore8767 Před 29 dny +45

      I want this comment at the top. Thank you for writing it

    • @TheLordOfNothing
      @TheLordOfNothing Před 29 dny +3

      I'm definitely not as informed as someone who has gone through conversion therapy, but I think child torture might be an extreme way of saying it. Regardless, nobody should be getting in the way of an LGBTQIA+ minor.

    • @starduster1340
      @starduster1340 Před 29 dny +37

      Exactly why I’ve never spent a dime there and never will.

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr Před 29 dny +42

      @@TheLordOfNothing It is exactly what conversion therapy is! Plain and simple.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 29 dny +1066

    Did Donnie pay for the Chick-fil-A? If he did, that'd actually be news.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Před 29 dny +94

      We know he didn't, don't we?!

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před 29 dny +36

      You can count on it!

    • @maryjones3178
      @maryjones3178 Před 29 dny +37

      Give it time it will come too light 😂😂

    • @kelseysappington8306
      @kelseysappington8306 Před 29 dny

      @@maryjones3178m

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 29 dny +99

      My first thought too. Remember when he ordered dozens of pizzas in Florida and left before they could make him pay for them?

  • @MercedesCruz-qe1nj
    @MercedesCruz-qe1nj Před 28 dny +27

    "Go back to the end of the line until you figure out what you have done wrong? Great line.❤❤❤❤

  • @suzibouch-xm9yr
    @suzibouch-xm9yr Před 28 dny +7

    Oh! THE BURN!
    "Hey Donnie, what did you spend your $230K on?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RolandHazoto
    @RolandHazoto Před 29 dny +184

    As a former fast food worker, the worst thing about this is the 30 milkshakes.
    For starters, the machine likely doesn't even hold 30 milkshakes...
    I bet Trump is one of those f***s that makes that order and complains the first ones are warm by the time the last ones are done.

    • @gl15col
      @gl15col Před 29 dny +49

      Yeah, the owner loves to hear "30 milkshakes" while employees die inside when hearing "30 anything". And it always happens when you're 10 minutes from the end of your shift, and boss implies with raised eyebrows you better stay until its done, then pissed cause you got overtime.

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 Před 29 dny +10

      Don’t worry he won’t pay 💰 anyway 😮😢

    • @MikeBurke
      @MikeBurke Před 29 dny +10

      Just make 10 of them. We know Trump doesn't like counting.

    • @Whopsie12
      @Whopsie12 Před 29 dny +8

      @@gl15col He probably turned around after ordering and said "did anybody else want one?"

    • @AK.Carcajou
      @AK.Carcajou Před 29 dny

      @RolandHazoto Unfortunately, I think that fast food employees these days would be fortunate enough not to hear that tangerine sack of rancid poo complaining that his order wasn’t IMMEDIATELY delivered after spewing from his fungus ridden, septic infused “mouth.”
      I’d like to wholeheartedly give apologies to you that you had to put up with absolute, fermented, piles of excrement when you worked that job. I hope that you’re better off now!

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Před 29 dny +665

    I want to take the time to thank the courts for not giving into Donald Trump's delay tactics. May this monster be brought to justice once and for all.

    • @carlosestevam3620
      @carlosestevam3620 Před 29 dny +22

      👏👏👏👏Great words!!!

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Před 29 dny +16

      Only took a thousand lessons

    • @cynthiacruz297
      @cynthiacruz297 Před 29 dny +8

      Amen!

    • @Tanagra180
      @Tanagra180 Před 29 dny +4

      There was just a NYT "The Daily" episode about how he's been very successful in FL and GA 😖

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane Před 29 dny +7

      He will have a hard time not behaving worse than Darrell Brooks.

  • @MrEffdot
    @MrEffdot Před 28 dny +9

    I love it when Seth Meyers does his Roody Gooblydoobly impression!

  • @reginafris6822
    @reginafris6822 Před 27 dny +4

    The glee on Joe Biden's face approaching the ice cream counter never gets old. I'm sure he knew what flavor he wanted, too.😁

  • @HeydiB
    @HeydiB Před 29 dny +91

    “Pavlova was there, I thought we paid her off” was hilarious 😂

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 Před 28 dny

      wait till he finds out she's a real person, but dead!

  • @Ben82077
    @Ben82077 Před 29 dny +122

    Dump: I'd like 30 milkshakes.
    Me in the back: Machine's broken!!

  • @LoveProWrestling
    @LoveProWrestling Před 29 dny +7

    I just glanced to my right and saw Corrections #100 in the recommended. I got such a jolt of happiness. Thanks Seth & co.

  • @bthomson
    @bthomson Před 27 dny +3

    "Perhaps an arm or a beak?". 😂. I died! 💥

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 29 dny +411

    Anne Frank. Nelson Mandela. Aristotle. These are just three people off the top of my head who were treated worse than Trump. And they contributed a lot more to humanity than he ever did.

    • @shannonlawhorn1674
      @shannonlawhorn1674 Před 29 dny +78

      I'd suggest the immigrant children he tore away from their families might also make that list.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 29 dny +76

      ​​or the family of the many fallen military veterans whom he called "suckers and losers."

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 29 dny +20

      Jesus was whipped for hours on end and nailed to a cross, left to die in the elements ...

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Před 29 dny +17

      You mean Socrates?

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies Před 29 dny +20

      ​@@freya8133
      Meh. The Romans did much worse to untold numbers of other people, and none of them had extra lives to spare.
      PS That "hours of whipping" story comes from that dreadful Mel G. movie btw, not from the book it was loosely based on.

  • @matthew3136
    @matthew3136 Před 29 dny +666

    Is there a picture of Trump pulling out his wallet and actually paying for anything? I don't think that exists.

    • @kuromyou7969
      @kuromyou7969 Před 29 dny +41

      Probably using money his followers donated. 🫤

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 Před 29 dny +38

      Probably made secret service or a toady pay.😂

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr Před 29 dny +44

      Would have a better chance of spotting big foot.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 29 dny

      ​@BD-zn7nr isn't he the closest thing we've seen to Bigfoot? Large, lumbering, smelly?

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 Před 29 dny +32

      Not sure about these restaurants - pretty sure the campaign reimburses them - but he's left a trail of unpaid bills in towns that have held his rallies.

  • @Outdated_App
    @Outdated_App Před 28 dny +5

    SETH! I've had the same rant awhile back about theater concession lines. How can you not know what you want by the time you get to the front?! The previews have already started! For me, if the cashier asks what you want - and the person goes "Um..." - *boop* Immediately teleport them to the end of the line. There was more than enough time to think about what you wanted.

  • @ChubbyUnicorn
    @ChubbyUnicorn Před 28 dny +3

    30 milkshakes 😮 i hope someone called ahead. That's a nightmare order in fast food.

  • @Yourmission9
    @Yourmission9 Před 29 dny +306

    He should be in prison pending trial. The end

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 Před 29 dny +8

      Agree 💯

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před 29 dny +15

      Certainly you or I would be.

    • @sagesufferswell
      @sagesufferswell Před 29 dny +8

      *trials. I agree

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa Před 29 dny +5

      Indeed, if there's ever been someone you can tell at a first glance is a flight risk you can tell it's that defendant. You can just look at events surrounding that one for a random year since 2000 and come to that conclusion.

    • @timchamberlain5858
      @timchamberlain5858 Před 29 dny +4

      His Closer Look Segments aren't that bad...

  • @petergriffiinbirdistheword
    @petergriffiinbirdistheword Před 29 dny +326

    Not one smart person is paying the legal fees of a criminal "billionaire".

    • @Matt_with_2Ts
      @Matt_with_2Ts Před 29 dny

      Nope, just a bunch of dumb ones.....

    • @lizliz4186
      @lizliz4186 Před 29 dny +32

      That's the sad part, he's truly taking advantage of those who don't know any better.

    • @signalfire6
      @signalfire6 Před 29 dny +20

      @@lizliz4186 And a bunch of AH billionaires that will expect 'favors' if he wins.

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 Před 29 dny +9

      The same geniuses who bought DJT (Truth Social) shares... ?

    • @ChrisTopherBunnell
      @ChrisTopherBunnell Před 29 dny +8

      @@lizliz4186 Fun Fact: The employees at Chick-Fil-A in Georgia are making a whopping $10.75/hr, or as Trump puts it, "making lots of money".

  • @snazzyopublic7985
    @snazzyopublic7985 Před 28 dny +6

    Best post non-pitch ever. I love you Seth Meyers (in a totally platonic comedic sense of love, because otherwise that would be weird).

  • @420KingGeo
    @420KingGeo Před 28 dny +3

    "Chick fil a yaway"
    I laughed way too hard at that.

  • @LoriAW3791
    @LoriAW3791 Před 29 dny +102

    Nothing screams "I'm innocent" more than suing the judge in the criminal case against you.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 29 dny +338

    Donnie cannot be allowed to darken the doors of the White House again!
    Vote Blue 💙 folks!

    • @true.is.around
      @true.is.around Před 29 dny +1

      00:01_BIDEN is a SCAMER. Only an idiot will trust the USA. The EU wants sanctions on the US for supplying missiles/weapons components to the Russians.
      #US will send the Patriot system to defend Russian rainers against Ukrainian drones.
      #US will not send the Patriot system to protect Ukrainian cities from Russian ballistic missiles.

    • @21_TicZ
      @21_TicZ Před 29 dny +2

      U mean red

    • @oasntet
      @oasntet Před 29 dny +3

      No thanks.

    • @wokeness420
      @wokeness420 Před 29 dny +6

      ​@21_TicZ yeah red, as in the color that will get spilled on the floor if Justice is actually served and Trump finally goes to prison. Because I'm certain his will spill his wine, huh?

    • @DilapidatedCat
      @DilapidatedCat Před 29 dny +15

      ​@@wokeness420 the red is the ketchup from another DJT temper tantrum

  • @jenniferlindsey2015
    @jenniferlindsey2015 Před 28 dny +5

    Thanks for the positive encouragement this morning Seth. I very much appreciate it today instead of your usual podcast pitch.♥️🙏🏻

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley Před 28 dny +2

    I need "Et tu, Rude?" on a T-shirt.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 29 dny +68

    Mar-a-Lago Milkshake sounds like slang for a cocktail of hard drugs that you order at a rich snob's party. And looking at Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber there, they've DEFINITELY ordered one!

    • @pixiebells
      @pixiebells Před 29 dny +6

      I don't entirely know what would be in it but I imagine it would be rimmed with cocaine instead of salt? 😂

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 29 dny +3

      ​​@@pixiebellsProbably crushed ketamine. And some Adderal.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 29 dny +204

    Right now, in the next world, a white Ford Bronco is trying to outrun the devil.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Před 29 dny +30

      Fabulous!

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 29 dny +22

      Haha. Very good. Hah.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 29 dny +2

      And Satan is using a certain orifice on OJ to check the sizing of his own hand. If it does not fit, shove harder King of hell you got this. Still nothing on how he treated his ex, so I don't feel bad about jokes.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 29 dny

      It deleted my Satan checking the size of OJs rear joke, sad day for youtube that you can't make fun of a man who killed his ex and wrote a book saying how he did it.

    • @chrisrakow9745
      @chrisrakow9745 Před 29 dny +20

      The Mill of Justice grinds slowly but finely

  • @carmel120456
    @carmel120456 Před 29 dny +1

    I love Seth Meyer he is so funny! 😂😂😂

  • @Khrystyna853
    @Khrystyna853 Před 29 dny +10

    Omg. We SO needed one of those buzzers at the Tim Hortons in the underground of the Exchange Tower in Toronto, Canada, back when I worked in that building!
    "...and think about what you did wrong..."
    Thanks, Seth -- I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

    • @travelinjones9730
      @travelinjones9730 Před 28 dny

      In that case, what you did wrong would be going to Tim Hortons.

    • @Khrystyna853
      @Khrystyna853 Před 28 dny

      @travelinjones9730 In my defense, it used to be good back in those days, before all the changes in ownership and to their coffee blend... They also made a decent ham, cheese and tomato croissant, and a great toasted raisin bagel with strawberry cream cheese...
      Ok. Now, I'm hungry...

  • @quackersna
    @quackersna Před 29 dny +121

    It's kind of annoying that it gets referred to as the hush money case because that really downplays how serious these charges are.

    • @EveNickerson
      @EveNickerson Před 29 dny +17

      I think they call it that so that other people will know which fraud case they're talking about. ;)

    • @MikeBurke
      @MikeBurke Před 29 dny +8

      Hard to distinguish all the trials, so they need nicknames for everything.

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool Před 29 dny +1

      In fact, so serious that Trump’s attorney Cohen was already sent to prison for this exact crime.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 26 dny +1

      @@EveNickerson 🤣🤣🤣 and those are just the ones that have been processed...

  • @maartenvandam344
    @maartenvandam344 Před 29 dny +41

    The Pavlova was actually named after a real person, a famous ballerina, because she was so light on her feet.
    A pavlova is very airy.

    • @charleswebster2550
      @charleswebster2550 Před 29 dny +10

      Thank you sir. Not only was Anna Pavlova the most famous ballerina ever, but also she was known for the extreme & beauty of the arching of her feet in her ballet slippers en pointe.

    • @maartenvandam344
      @maartenvandam344 Před 29 dny +7

      @charleswebster2550 My pleasure. I think it was her ability to appear to actually float across the stage in Swan Lake that caused whichever chef first made that thing after her.
      Which is a fitting tribute.

    • @charleswebster2550
      @charleswebster2550 Před 29 dny +4

      Thank you again sir. You are absolutely correct in this.

    • @snr0n
      @snr0n Před 29 dny +2

      It's also not fancy, just like everything else on that menu. Pepper steak, and a salad with endive and... a different kind of endive? Wow.

    • @maartenvandam344
      @maartenvandam344 Před 29 dny +2

      @snr0n What do you expect for a mere $800,000 a plate? Caviar? Trump? He's in deep doodoo, and needs every penny he can save.
      Two hundred grand a day on lawyers alone, in the unsafe assumption that the lawyers actually get that money, that has to hurt.

  • @obikedog
    @obikedog Před 28 dny +3

    I'm so glad I got my taxes out of the way today so I can sit back and enjoy Monday without any interruptions!

  • @kaseywilliamson6280
    @kaseywilliamson6280 Před 29 dny +3

    I appreciate so much your humor in this weird times
    Thank you
    Kasey ❤

  • @Punky_Brewster
    @Punky_Brewster Před 29 dny +78

    What exactly has the GOP lead congress accomplished the past 3 and 1/2 years?

    • @dewardroy6531
      @dewardroy6531 Před 29 dny

      Mass Obstruction

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před 29 dny +17

      Positives = zip, zilch, zero.
      Negatives = ♾️

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před 29 dny

      The Democrats had the tiny majority for the first two years and passed over 100+ practical bills that would help the people. Almost all were killed by the Senate Republicans who still had the silent filibuster, thanks to Manchinema.
      The House under Maga? Chaos, infighting and humiliations while obeying trump’s every whim.
      No funding to our ally Ukraine. If it falls, Putin will more on to a NATO country and we’ll all have soldiers on the ground.
      FISA needed amending to protect Americans from government snooping. Those amendments were made so it was time to reauthorize the FISA provision allowing US National Security to monitor foreign opponents. Then trump posted “kill FISA” and they did.
      Gosh, why doesn’t honest don want the Russian, Saudi or Chinese operatives overheard just now? 🤦‍♀️

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 Před 29 dny +9

      They've almost given Chip Roy a nervous breakdown.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham Před 29 dny +9

      Bile.

  • @justinjohnson368
    @justinjohnson368 Před 29 dny +65

    The ending of this Closer Look is why Seth is my all time favorite late night host.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Před 29 dny +10

      Is he using reverse psychology on us? I dont trust him. He's mastered the art of jackal baiting.

    • @ChrisTopherBunnell
      @ChrisTopherBunnell Před 29 dny

      @@Gildedmuse You subscribe to channels you don't trust?
      Are you 'tarded or is CZcams's simplistic system too confusing for you?

    • @nikkicat254
      @nikkicat254 Před 29 dny

      Mine too, I like Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, Seth is my favorite. Also I didn't mention Jimmy Fallon because I find him too cringy, not really funny!. I used to like him, but he has gotten a bit more annoying over the years. I don't care for his tendency do the whole both sides bit, I mean it's okay to make little jokes about Biden at times, but I noticed he started being more insulting to Biden last year, like he was trying to try and draw in more Trump supporters by insulting Biden, mostly about his age, but not always in a teasing way, but in a mean way.

  • @bigbulldragon
    @bigbulldragon Před 28 dny +2

    I once worked at a bar where in one room the bar was in the centre of the room, a big rectangle. The bartender was also the DJ/entertainment in the room. Part of his shtick was to point to the customer and if they were not ready to order then he immediately moved to the next one. You weren't ready you had to wait until he came back to you, if you moved around the bar to get ahead he would skip you until you. Most profitable bar we had at the club when he was tending.

  • @arandomguy3266
    @arandomguy3266 Před 28 dny +1

    Wholesome sign off. Thanks Seth and Team

  • @DefextOfficial
    @DefextOfficial Před 29 dny +173

    That Biden joke about driving up in his car to Trump asking what he spent 200K on, was so f'ing good, I watched that again!

    • @RasAlHaq
      @RasAlHaq Před 29 dny

      "Vroom Vroom, mother f*cker!" 😂

    • @thesollys9540
      @thesollys9540 Před 29 dny +8

      Yeah, was very clever however, its not really his money, its his supporters money!

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před 29 dny +13

      Vroom vroom!

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 Před 28 dny +2

      Me too!

  • @furiousd79
    @furiousd79 Před 29 dny +56

    I feel like these new end segments are developing a life of their own and I, for one, am here for it.

    • @jessicagagne6146
      @jessicagagne6146 Před 29 dny +9

      I also came here to say this…I feel like it’s like watching the post-credits scene after a marvel movie 😂

    • @CasparLoesche
      @CasparLoesche Před 29 dny +7

      Welcome to the Meyers Corrections Universe!

  • @julietittler9171
    @julietittler9171 Před 28 dny +1

    I love the comment at the end urging us to go live. A man who enjoys his profession. 👏

  • @martinutr
    @martinutr Před 28 dny +2

    Go Seth Go!! Another great “ A Closer Look”

  • @tamrasmith1744
    @tamrasmith1744 Před 29 dny +150

    Walking into Chik-fil-A and asking for “some chicken” is definitely what you say when you have never been there before or even seen their menu.

    • @ralphperry3576
      @ralphperry3576 Před 27 dny +4

      Make trump eat that food in front of you.

    • @test-wv1ez
      @test-wv1ez Před 27 dny

      This would be true if their menu was not all over the walls, you literally can not miss it when you walk in. But your goal is not truth here is it. Why do you still support this man after all the proof that he is constantly lying and tricking you?

    • @DanaBentley-cp5ot
      @DanaBentley-cp5ot Před 26 dny

      Sounds like he thinks it works like a KFC doling out bucket chicken. Chick til A doesn't serve chicken like that. Also milkshakes come in flavors. What a complete idiot

  • @casonator
    @casonator Před 29 dny +42

    **NEIN GUYS** was so good 😂

  • @lemunbalm3731
    @lemunbalm3731 Před 28 dny +1

    Dying breath: “… I told them you would pay for them.” LOL!!!!!

  • @peternewby5096
    @peternewby5096 Před 28 dny +5

    Why is “Walter” always saying he needs permission to talk or I can’t take questions or I’ll answer questions later and then never does, I better not take your questions I’ll get into trouble. Who needs to give “Walter” permission to talk?

  • @amethystsavage4018
    @amethystsavage4018 Před 29 dny +40

    “And also some chicken” that’s how you know Trump usually has ppl getting his fast food for him. 😂😂😂

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 29 dny +272

    Justice delayed is justice denied

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 29 dny +7

      While true lady justice is also blind, so she doesn't move very fast.

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks Před 29 dny +3

      I hate Trump as much as anyone sane, but this bumper sticker phrase is ridiculous. If I get mugged and the mugger isn't arrested on the spot AND convicted on the spot, does that mean I was denied justice? Or maybe it means that in reality, events take time. It's not that it's being delayed, it's that it's been delayed so damn much.

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Před 29 dny

      Denied!

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 Před 29 dny +9

      ​@@Corn_Pone_Flicks "Take time" is one thing, waiting two years to _start_ an investigation is a completely different story.

    • @sansik2113
      @sansik2113 Před 29 dny +4

      I bet the staff at the ice cream shop love Seth’s callbacks to the event

  • @erickizer5221
    @erickizer5221 Před 28 dny +2

    Nailed it Seth, great show

  • @tddfowler
    @tddfowler Před 28 dny

    *vroom vroom* :D
    I don't often even chuckle but this time I literally LOL-ed

  • @BarryKort
    @BarryKort Před 29 dny +69

    Appellate Court Judges to Trump: "Curb Your Excusiasm."

  • @LisaHumble
    @LisaHumble Před 29 dny +98

    I don't believe he actually paid or ever intends to pay chic fil et for that. I won't believe it until I see a receipt

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies Před 29 dny +11

      I assume the owners of the franchise will happily cover the bill for him. Hatemongers of a feather stick together after all.

    • @JLee-rt6ve
      @JLee-rt6ve Před 29 dny +4

      And not the short form one either! I want to see a notarized, long form receipt.

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr Před 29 dny +4

      He doesn't pay his bills, so odds are he didn't pay.

    • @raygunsforronnie847
      @raygunsforronnie847 Před 29 dny

      "$50,000? Show me some receipts!" - Whitney Houston

  • @aarontiano3516
    @aarontiano3516 Před 22 dny +1

    "Pavlovas here, I thought we paid her off"😂😂😂😂

  • @kevincharles2504
    @kevincharles2504 Před 28 dny +1

    Love your closer look Seth always make my day 🎉

  • @willwebber6496
    @willwebber6496 Před 29 dny +103

    "Ice cream Socialist!" - Oh come on, that deserved more laughter!

    • @InfiniteAnvil
      @InfiniteAnvil Před 29 dny +5

      I don't know if ice cream socials are still a thing

    • @snr0n
      @snr0n Před 29 dny +4

      @@InfiniteAnvil Technically, they're still a thing, but people tend to think of them as being a weird old relic... like Joe Biden, which is part of what makes the joke work.

  • @drjanines3301
    @drjanines3301 Před 29 dny +119

    230k daily in Feb = 6.4 MILLION dollars in Feb ALONE

    • @Matt_with_2Ts
      @Matt_with_2Ts Před 29 dny +18

      The best part: That is money that will not go to the RNC's other national elections!!
      Governors, Senators, etc......
      Thanks, Donnie!

    • @charleswebster2550
      @charleswebster2550 Před 29 dny +1

      Ah-hem! 'Scuse me, but can I have a receipt for that? 🤔 Would love to see what's in all the pockets! 😏 Only the (dry) cleaners know for sure! 🤐

    • @damionrockwell2300
      @damionrockwell2300 Před 29 dny +2

      ​@@charleswebster2550 those numbers definitely sound like money laundering. No amount of lawyers cost that much, reminds me of a John Grisham novel.. Think Trump hired 'the firm'

    • @danbsports6760
      @danbsports6760 Před 29 dny

      Was that Feb 2023 or 2024? Add 0.3 million (due to rounding) if it was 2024.

    • @mcbean1
      @mcbean1 Před 29 dny

      @@damionrockwell2300 Well these are major cases so you'd easily have a partner, a senior lawyer, 2 if not 3 junior lawyers, a paralegal and probably an assistant as a minimum for your legal team. A partner will be $10k a day, a senior lawyer could easily charge $8k a day, juniors lawyers would be $5k, paralegal and assistance would be combined $3k. So that $26k a day just on lawyer fees, which is pretty conservative, I imagine trump would try to get the best and anyone that would be willing to do the work will probably charge a surcharge, so that $26k is more likely $36k. Then you add the fact that it is a rush job so another surcharge, $46k. Then there are disbursements, I imagine they are pulling long days so there will be meals for all provided, as well as travel costs and printing costs would be insane too. 3 meals for 7 people in the city would be $1k a day, travel for 7 people would be another $1k. All in all $50k a day. Times that by 4 trials and you've got $200k without breaking a sweat. The additional $30k could easily be admins fees and court fees.

  • @user-vp3lq6zn7g
    @user-vp3lq6zn7g Před 28 dny

    I admire your courage, AND your humour. Keep on keeping on!!!!!😀

  • @kathcasey2090
    @kathcasey2090 Před 29 dny

    Sweet close again! Thanks Seth

  • @weehudyy
    @weehudyy Před 29 dny +90

    " Donald Trump has spent more than 100 million dollars of his deluded fan base's donations on lawyers ... " There , fixed it for you ...

    • @JVassago
      @JVassago Před 28 dny +5

      and i bet some of the money will come back to him. paying inflated prices for something, with the intention to funnel it back to his pockets, is just a form of money laundry.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 28 dny

      Rudy'll tell you that a more accurate headline would be "45 has stolen more than $100 million in campaign contributions *and also* run-up $100 million in legal bills he refuses to pay".

  • @quakerninja
    @quakerninja Před 29 dny +148

    Trumps affair with Stormy Daniels is old enough to vote, that's right folks it happened 18 years ago and Trump is still Crying that he both should have had a speedy trial and that he needs more time.

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic Před 29 dny +3

      I don't like him, but your logic is flawed.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před 29 dny +19

      He's not on trial for an affair.
      The crimes happened in 2015-16.

    • @rhondakoenig6452
      @rhondakoenig6452 Před 29 dny +22

      Yes the trial isn’t about the affair, it is about claiming as a business cost his paying her not to talk about it before the 2016 election

    • @olliemarin1823
      @olliemarin1823 Před 29 dny +1

      I get your point!

    • @jrcastillo2824
      @jrcastillo2824 Před 29 dny +4

      I thought it was SNL funny...old enough to vote 😅

  • @eric7591
    @eric7591 Před 29 dny

    I love watching the tag now. Brilliant.

  • @chadjones1266
    @chadjones1266 Před 23 dny +1

    Thanks again

  • @christophermiller2128
    @christophermiller2128 Před 29 dny +101

    Seth….and the entire writing staff at Late Night…..you are truly the best. Just, simply, Thank You.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 Před 29 dny +45

    Remember how Bush vs Kerry was "Who'd you like to get a beer with?"
    2024 should be who'd you like to be sitting next to on a flight?
    Can you imagine how excruciating it would be to sit next to Trump and listen to his rants and complaints.... _and his bad smell._

    • @dewardroy6531
      @dewardroy6531 Před 29 dny +6

      I was having a nice maggot pie for dinner and you just ruined it!

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 Před 29 dny

      Biden would sleep most of the flight , and that suits me just fine. I've heard Trump really stinks.

  • @briancrothers2163
    @briancrothers2163 Před 28 dny

    Omg -
    Mara Lago Milkshakes. I’m dying… 😂

  • @jameshartmann3405
    @jameshartmann3405 Před 23 dny

    Shot clock is a great idea... and yes, curb is over, so you need to fill that voice with a recurring segment!!! Love it!!!!!

  • @nickmesogianes4638
    @nickmesogianes4638 Před 29 dny +62

    The nein guys joke caught me off guard, and I cant stop laughing at that line delivery. Thanks for making my day Seth 😂

    • @debidallacosta5736
      @debidallacosta5736 Před 29 dny +5

      Impressions camp really paid off. I think Seth may have taken an elective to get that one just right.

    • @KaristaSwiss
      @KaristaSwiss Před 29 dny +1

      Nein guys!!!

    • @prezpolk4ever
      @prezpolk4ever Před 29 dny +1

      I did like it, but two things pulled me out. To get to that joke, he said that Hitler’s go-to burger joint was Nein Guys. Chic-fil-a doesn’t sell burgers and Hitler was famously a vegetarian.

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 Před 28 dny

      @@prezpolk4ever Was he famously a vegetarian? I would argue that no one is thinks he's "famous" for that.

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Před 29 dny +81

    On one hand he will be outraged that he is in a court being held accountable for his actions - on the other hand his narcissism will delight in the fact that the case is all about him!

  • @antigone2
    @antigone2 Před 26 dny

    I taught younger children in the public schools of Boise,ID. When it was time to go out for recess, everyone wanted to be first line. It took them quite a while to realize that I always had the first four children to hold the doors until everyone else got out. So the first DID end up being last!

  • @michelle_m_m
    @michelle_m_m Před 15 dny

    I burst out laughing at "NEIN GUYS!"

  • @sirspate
    @sirspate Před 29 dny +21

    I love how Thursday's Closer Look has become the teaser for Friday's Corrections :)

  • @dave210yt
    @dave210yt Před 29 dny +91

    "Nein Guys!" plus I love the shot clock at a check out counter - instant classic.

  • @nwsportstilidie
    @nwsportstilidie Před 28 dny +1

    "Mar-a-Lago milkshake," that's got to be some kind of sexual innuendo.

  • @bearxbunny1835
    @bearxbunny1835 Před 28 dny

    "Eh tu Rudy" I DIED!!!

  • @michaellombardi1620
    @michaellombardi1620 Před 29 dny +26

    Pretending to be generous, what a last ditch effort to appeal to the common american. I recall he walked out on everyone the last time he offered to pay for everyones food

  • @lenkacfk7155
    @lenkacfk7155 Před 29 dny +17

    I love it when Seth passive-aggressively plugs his podcasts or Corrections - or nothing at all! 😅

  • @Zoken44
    @Zoken44 Před 28 dny +2

    How is no one mentioning YOU DO NOT PLACE AN ORDER THAT BIG AT THE COUNTER ! You call ahead and place the order, he is going to put that place in the weeds for hours!

  • @LillikoiSeed
    @LillikoiSeed Před 28 dny

    We still love you, Seth.

  • @stanbyme7874
    @stanbyme7874 Před 29 dny +18

    Remember when he didn’t PAY for the pizza outside the Courthouse in NY. NY doesn’t put up with that sh*t & immediately called him out.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před 29 dny

      🗣 IM PREGNANT STANDBYME WE GOTTA TALK IM PREGNANT.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Před 29 dny +6

      The evangelical higher-ups at Chick-Fil-A were more than happy to comp X45 for 30 milkshakes...

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před 28 dny

      @@caronstout354🥃👴🏻AWW SHUT UP

  • @annavizard970
    @annavizard970 Před 29 dny +34

    Yeah, never do Chick-fil-A. Ever.

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 Před 29 dny +6

      Especially since they had the audacity to let Donald Trump in.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Před 29 dny +6

      I don’t eat hate chicken.

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 Před 29 dny

      None in my MAGA obsessed town.😂. Maybe they'll get one now to kiss Trump's ass.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 29 dny +5

      Their food is overrated.

    • @user-xv9tj3dl2o
      @user-xv9tj3dl2o Před 29 dny +6

      @@freya8133 Popeyes is much better. :)

  • @elizasmith1229
    @elizasmith1229 Před 28 dny

    I saw this on Morning Joe and laughed my TAIL off!

  • @Rosie69ism
    @Rosie69ism Před 28 dny

    "Do you like ice cream too?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kenthorsen4558
    @kenthorsen4558 Před 29 dny +32

    Can't wait for the courtroom artist drawings.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 29 dny +3

      Serious sketches, or the ones where it looks like the artist did acid before starting the trial?

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch Před 29 dny +1

      @@jackl4laughs I would love to see those drawings ..

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 29 dny +1

      @@kasnitch the acid ones? The one that's in my mind is from his NY fraud trial earlier this year, he is yelling but it looks like a colorful squiggly rainbow behind him for some reason. I think his head was pointy too if I remember right.

  • @quecee
    @quecee Před 29 dny +28

    No joke about Pavlova's dog???
    I'll expect one during a Surprise Inspection segment.

    • @StewNWT
      @StewNWT Před 29 dny +4

      Pavlov’s dog you mean?

    • @quecee
      @quecee Před 29 dny +4

      ​@@StewNWTPavlova.

    • @honeybadger1847
      @honeybadger1847 Před 29 dny +2

      Pavlova’s Cat

    • @josephgazitano3445
      @josephgazitano3445 Před 29 dny +2

      I was hoping for a Pavlova's dog comment, the joke was RIGHT THERE!

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay Před 28 dny

      @@StewNWT probably had your airpods in when that faint whoosh of the joke going way over your head occurred, eh?

  • @johnreno3855
    @johnreno3855 Před 26 dny

    Outstanding 👏👏👏👏

  • @cuirass-rook
    @cuirass-rook Před 22 dny +1

    The "some chicken" line didn't confuse me as someone currently working food service. You'd be amazed at the lack of specifications in people's orders. Working a drive thru is basically playing 20 Questions with people who don't know what ingredients are and would rather scream at you than read the menu.

  • @patrickwalsh2361
    @patrickwalsh2361 Před 29 dny +28

    Nothing makes me laugh harder than Late Night with Seth Meyers!😂😅🤣

  • @Wild_Card69
    @Wild_Card69 Před 29 dny +75

    On top of Chick-fil-A adding antibiotics to their chicken, I should also mention that they fund anti-LGBTQ+ organizations that still practice conversion therapy...

    • @secheclare
      @secheclare Před 29 dny +25

      That's why I don't go there. I have gay children and friends. They're way more important than "some chicken". Lol

    • @katrose5179
      @katrose5179 Před 29 dny +3

      May I ask which ones? I’ve been looking at their donations and can’t find what you’re talking about.

    • @paulcruz168
      @paulcruz168 Před 28 dny

      I think you mean funded. Weren't they called woke for ending those donations? There was even a conservative boycott that also went nowhere

    • @tlouiseallen9302
      @tlouiseallen9302 Před 28 dny +5

      Yup. I refuse to go there and won’t even eat it if someone else is buying.

    • @33334s
      @33334s Před 28 dny +4

      I haven’t eaten there since I found out and this backtracking on no antibiotics is just the whipped cream on their homophobic milk shakes.

  • @elizasmith1229
    @elizasmith1229 Před 28 dny

    The LOOK on Guiliani's face in that picture!😆😆😆😆😆😆😂

  • @Tomdanook
    @Tomdanook Před 28 dny +1

    By attempting to delay the case 10 times.
    It kinda signifies to everyone else who the guilty party is.
    Lawyers are about to say "A dog ate my client's case files" as a last-ditch effort to delay the case.