Goose Thinks Woman Is His Wife | The Dodo
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- čas přidán 19. 01. 2023
- Goose thinks woman is his wife and builds nests for her ❤️
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Everyone needs a Glen in their life
You mean a furry?
Only Maggie gets that power 🔥
Edit: for anyone who doesn’t understand, Maggie is a character in the walking dead who married another character named Glen who is pretty great
I'm pretty sure if a man displayed protective tendencies like this every woman would shun him and other women will say omg your husband is abusive, you can't do anything, he's always there, watching.
@@MysteryFaceX feathery
@@doubletrouble4766 damn I was gonna say maggie
The epitome of "he's a little confused but he's got the right spirit"
Haha I like that ❤️🔥
Hahahaha
Lol yep he's on the right path.
1.8 likes and 3 comments. Let's change that
2.8k likes and 4 comments, lemme fix that
“I always feel like somebody’s watching meeeeee”
Eeeee heeeee!
😂 lol fr
And I have no privacy!
@@thds4815 oh oh ohooho
😂😂😂👏
"Glen has the key components of a perfect husband"
Also Glen: *chases away every person and animal that tries to get close to his "wife", follows her everywhere she goes and when he can't he lurks outside the house*
Dude Idk to me it's more like key components of a stalker lmao
Exactly. She just described a toxic relationship. I guess it's "cute" because its a bird but honestly that would be a fucked up marriage and if Glenn had hands then a case for domestic violence. But ik there will be people who will say (A) I don't get a joke and (B) Glenn is just being protective of a loved one.
@@tastes-like-straberries don't forget option (C) Glen will consume your firstborn child
😅😅😅
Hahahah
Oh no sounds like my hubby for sure 😭 that male who and don’t touch her mindset I kinda like it🤣
The bit about him building a nest around her hit me in the feels for some reason, that was adorable.
Right ? That’s unique. A lot of animals get jealous and chase away other animals from their human friend, but the fact he also does this is cute.
He wants her to have his children
@@Eucis93 🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@Eucis93 😂
@@Eucis93 it's how the Korean kingdom was born.
😭He starts building a nest for her whenever she gets too still. I love that! That goose is hilarious and a treasure!
Gander.
❤😂🤣🤣🤣😭
Gotta say that’s like getting her ready for the egg 🥚 , that goose has some high expectations… 😂 but the feelings are the same I’m sure!! If only he knew that we mammals don’t operate that way or not in the same way as a goose I’m sure… 😅 ?
It's amazing how he can smell p..a woman.. even when it isn't his species 😂
Ha!! What an amazing relationship you both have! You’re so sweet for letting Glen be your husband 💞👱♀️🦢
Aweee he was building her a nest!!! That's the ultimate show of affection he could show lol
*shoots Glen*
They do that for mating you sick fuk.
@@eeanwolf3406you’re not funny
Geese were used to guard castles back in the day. They are great for sounding the alarm for intruders. They will protect a flock of chickens. He does need a lady goose. He will still protect you and your home.
If you chill, we chill.
And they look like a demonized duck
Yep, they saved Rome by alerting them when the Gauls were coming, they are more intelligent than most people think and are very protective and loyal! They have been recently used to guard prisons in Brazil and fight crime in China instead of dogs because they are harder to neutralize and have excellent hearing. Everyone is gangster until the goose starts running and squawking.
They mate for life so Glen will never cheat on you. What a sweetheart.
Never gonna run around or desert you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
@@qusaipen102 I remember that song! 👍👍👍👍👍
Poor Glen, sadly he is the one having to watch through the window his forever life mate cheat on him! I bet Glen could make intimate moments a bit more awkward with him staring through the window! Heh…😂
I need a Glen
My dear, you are in an abusive relationship. That goose is stalking you, isolating you from others and restricting your movements. Please alert the authorities and get him thrown in goose prison.
Lmao
Big oof
Oh no
Pretty much😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Literally everyone: glen is the platonic ideal of a man
This person:
Damn Glen has both mad game and a gentleman’s heart. I need to take notes, *honk away the competition*.
*shoots Glen*
He may not be a smart goose, but Glen knows what love is... 🤷🏽♀️🥰❤️
And that's all I've got to say about that.
😂
That's not a goose. That's Zeus in disguise. She had best watch out.
Don't you mean Zoose
🤣 Someone knows their mythology 👏
“Goose! Your son has returned! I bring the destruction of Olym-peas!”
🤣🤣🤣..maybe time travelled
Based pvz pfp
Just remember to have separate bank accounts.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's hilarious
And don't lay all your eggs in one nest.
Make sure the nest is in both of your names
🤣🤣🤣👍
He's heavily invested in breadcrumbs and worm futures.
My husband had a goose for 13 years and she’d chased anyone away from him including his horse. She love to dance with him as they listen to the polka show
My Maggie Girl was protective of me & my 3 children. I had to make an enclosure around the front door area to prevent her from attacking visitors. I love my sweet Maggie. It's been 31 yrs since she went to goose heaven & I still miss her very much! She was the dearest pet ever & I've had a LOT of pets in my 62 years of life.
I just love how he recognizes her mouth as her "beak" 😢❤️
Lots of kisses 😂
🤣🤣🤣
so gross
Sugas 😘 😂❤
It’s the nose
Him building her a nest is just too much!!! Omg ! 😍
Ikr. That was cool
He did his best. He love her
Better than a nest camera 📸
Birds 🐦 do nest for reproduction ‼️
You sound like you just want a baby 😂🇹🇱
Glenn is a real one. Especially when he’s rockin that tie.
Him watching the fire to make sure it doesn't hurt her 🤣🤣❤️
He's a keeper
haha!
YES!!! Everyone needs a possessive partner in their life.
@@Onailuj83Exactly. No one would want this from a real person. It's obsessive, controlling and intrusive. The goose gets away with it cause it's an animal. However, I'm sure there and many so called feminists which just want to have cake and eat it, too.
The friend she tells you not to worry about
Can't compete with a friend that builds her a nest 😂
@@duinurmum1298 yeah, agreed 👍
Underrated comment 😆
😵😂
I thought your profile pic was something on my screen and I tried to wipe it off. 😂
Get the boy a wife ,good grief 🤔😆😆😆👀👀👀❤️❤️❤️❤️
Perfect example of "Hubby's size doesn't matter"
A man who is willing to share regurgitated worms is a keeper.
Yeah.. those kisses from Glen must taste especially.. special.
brilliant!
Let's not forgot the eye gouging. That means it's official.
I wish more women thought this lol jk
hahahaha yeah lol about that lol nice one
Possessive stalking is really cute when it’s a goose!
Exactly! But still, she claims Glen got all the quality required for being a good husband... 🙄😒
Omg yeah I was gonna say 😂😅 it's cute but in the back of my mind I still thought 🚩*Red Flag* 🚩 😅
😅
And manly when it's a man .. not stalking tho 🌝
@@TommyGun1979 maybe she just meant a good goose husband... to another goose
New fear unlocked : anatideaphobia ( the fear of being watched by a duck , you can look it up its a real phobia 😂 )
Sadly, we have people who don't value loyalty or see such behaviour as clingy. Good to see you appreciate your feathery husband.
Years later she will realize that Glen is an undercover FBI agent.
Bruuuuh, she's British.
Wrong country.
He's obviously working for the Old Bill.
@@mnomadvfx
She's Scottish..an old Celtic people
The original Brits were the Welsh and Cornish
Sssh don't tell the unread English
@@mnomadvfx MI6?!?
LOL
@Mountain Nomad VFX that's where you're wrong. Our FBI has their dirty fingers everywhere
Glen is a great guy. He makes sure no harm comes to her, he’s very affectionate and not afraid of work around the house - he doesn’t think building a nest is women”s. work. We all deserve a Glen.
A man most likely built the home the woman is nesting in. It's a team sport, stop trying to separate everything.
😂 right?🙌
@@MKultrapdx hahaha bit triggered by a harmless joke…
It's a goose not a guy
@@PrinceOfLillies Yes, clearly pushed a button there. It's always the guilty that get defensive.
This made my whole night. Oh my God this is like one of the best videos of ever seen. Glen is the best.
How SWEET is THIS..!!!!
They are very protective of the ones that they love
@Jews did 9/11 tsktsktsk 🤣🤣
@Jews did 9/11 lmao 🤣
@Jews did 9/11 good luck buddy!
We didn’t have dogs to protect us growing up. We had 4 very lively and protective geese. They mean business.
I don't fear guard dogs , but geese ? Nah I'm good
Geese Mafia
We had a donkey like that when we were little. He was protective of everyone in the family and loves our Dad. If someone who doesn't belong to the family steps into the fence, our donkey Maiden will try to run them off.
@@unfathomable-Zephyr Canadian Airforce.
@@RadioKaos1987 Romans did too.
Especially for the alarm sounds.
She loves her makeup,my god!!!
Glen looks very dapper with his red tie.
"So how's your life going?"
"Not, great, just had to file a restraining order."
"Oh no, against an ex?"
"A goose, actually."
Eeh
Smh 🤨
Comical
not funny
@@silentassassin47 I would have to disagree.
My neighbor had five of these beautiful protective geese. We dubbed them "Neighborhood Watch!"
The Ballantine's bottling plant in Dumbarton, (Scotland) used guard geese for decades - from 1959 to 2012.
They were responsible for protecting £300m worth of whisky
@@ianmacfarlane1241
That's an awesome fact.)
Moved into a new neighborhood in Dallas roughly 5 years ago. Was driving down the street one day, and saw a guy walking down the sidewalk, with 2 geese on each wide. Like he was walking 2 dogs. I slowed down and stuck my head out the window to make sure I wasn'ttrippin.. Saw the guy walk the geese twice a day for years lol
Squad
Watch geese
Glen is so precious 😊
she need not think so wild, the goose is just protective and passionate
The little collar and tie was too cute!
We all know they haven't "done it" yet because he's still super interested 😂😂
I know right?🤣🤣🤣
just missing a blazer
He needs a girlfriend of the goose kind.
Glenn's parents had this discussion with him several times.
yes he needs a femal goose bcs thats not healthy he cant have sex with her and also a goose has needs
@@mipmipmipmipmip Bahahaha I’m dying!
She needs to get him a girlfriend of the feathered persuasion..
Geese are the best! Bad ass, extremely powerful, feisty, extremely intelligent social beautiful friendly lovely... all the good traits! Everyone needs a goose friend in their life!
Ehh no thanks. Don’t need a stalker
@@doggoadexx2680 They don't stalk. Geese are better than humans!
@@shairaptor1865 rewatch the video. If a human acted the same way that goose acted, they would be in jail
@@doggoadexx2680 haha :D yeah stalkers are obnoxious. but geese would never be as bad as a human. I know that because I'm around geese daily. When I want to be left alone, I go away, same with the geese. Don't imprint a goose on you or else they attach to you, but it's no stalking.
@@shairaptor1865 you are literally comparing geese to humans. Therefore, I refer to them as STALKERS bc you’re giving them HUMAN CHARACTERISTICS
I think it's adorable how she said if she's stationary for any amount of time that Glen starts trying to build a nest. It's cuz he thinks she's laying an egg & their gonna have a baby goose! Aww! 🤗
🥺 *has something in eye…*
I'd definitely goose her.
Someone should tell him it's not going to happen with het though! 😅😅🙈
He treats his woman better than some husbands treat their wives 😂
Most husbands* 🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
If a guy showed his genuine care and affection towards his woman like that, he would become the most desired man among the ladies. 😁
@@Peenus-cancerIkr I need a person like this in my life
@@nousername8947 in what world was that ever true?
Animal chases off males, best husband ever. Actual human husband chases off males, controlling and toxic 😂
Glenn's eyes are dreamy!
That tie. He’s so sophisticated 😂
Key characteristics of a good husband according to this goose farmer:
- Scare away other men
- Chase away animals
- Watch over your wife when she naps
- Don't allow your wife near fire
- Follow your wife around the house at all times
- Build nests around your wife whenever she gets stationary
Yeah, sounds about right.
You forgot about
- trains wifes son for goose fights
I absolutely love the collar and tie on Glen. Makes him proper gentleman……..
Geeseman
😂😂😂
Very dignified
Peace was never an option
well, stop giving him mixed signals, ya tease. lol
He loves you so much. You’re lucky to have him.
He's lucky to have her. A lot of people would get annoyed by this behavior pretty quickly once the novelty wore off
Agreed: this is wonderful for both of them. They're both so gentle with each other. I'd love to have a goose as a bodyguard, almost MORE than I'd like to have a dog at my side, if I was out on property.
I can relate. We Glen's are very loyal. We all tend to come from humble beginnings unlike Glenn's. In my case, we were a poor family and couldn't afford a second "n" when I was born. Such hardships make us trustworthy, loyal and protective.
That's 😭😭👍😂
Lol!
Are you the original model? And if so then seems like they made a new model dubbed "Glenn".
This is too adorable 😍 😭 🤧 💕 the love is genuine from the goose
If I get stationary for any amount of time Straightaway he starts building a nest 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 what a sweetheart!
*shoots Glen*
That's adorable. I love when animals get attached to their humans... But sometimes it can be too much for them if they're too attached.
so i think the duck stepped on her and then St.Peter chained that duck and this woman together for eternity. 🤣💯
I agree, it's super cute but it can actually become too much for both the human & the pet! My dog is a "Velcro Dog" and when you have a 115lb Pitbull attached at your hip, everywhere you go in the house and outside is overwhelming. Especially when I have to leave and go places that I can't take her, boy does she throw a fit and give me attitude!... 🤣😅🤣
What a sweetheart. I had 3 geese I would visit everyday and we would nap as a flock, with alternating guards, I could call them and from across the lake and they would honk and come flapping my way, I would even take turns carrying them through the walking paths, they would fight for who was next 😂 miss those guys.
You would just sleep with geese? I'm so jealous lol. Reminds me of the barn scene from fly away home
@@kaitlinmontgomery2750 beastiality is never okay!
What happened to ur gooses?
@@natdizzle4259 i think they meant like actually sleeping not what you’re thinking, Weirdo.
Aww, that's so sweet. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
‘Being watched’ is reminded that there’s a phobia about somewhere out there, being a geese watching
The way that Glenn was looking down adoringly standing on 1 foot while she was taking a nap in the garden is absolutely precious!! 🥰
Thats sweet, he cares about his human pet.
Word
Lol human pet xD
the two of you are so lovelly *-*
Glen was ready to fight fire 🔥 over his woman 👑
If she has an actual human partner, their life is propably quite stressful having to deal with glen.
How do you think Glen feels with another dude living with his wife - in the house? 😆
@loki2240 right?! 🤣🤣
Also imagine competing with a being as hot and perfect as Glen. You can't win.
@@spiritualsnail1584 true
@@loki2240 this! 🤣🤣🤣
Key components of an incredible husband or a over possessive stalker lol
Glen: "Every breath you take..."
🤣
@@loki2240YES!
This comment is waaaay underrated!
That's what I'm thinking
My female goose is just like this. She has an attitude And she is the princess
Hes putting in all this effort, give him a chance lol
😂😂😂😂
Yes I will buy the fertilized eggs, he would be a wonderful father
She better put out soon
@@dinakay330 yes please, he really deserves it
What an upstanding young gentleman
Amazing !💙❤️👏
Glen is the perfect name for him!
That duck has a better love life than most guys lol
I'll take a guess and say you're speaking for yourself
For all his efforts he will never get laid for it is an impossibility. You sir on the other hand can change your life so long as you believe in yourself
@@zipperstriker Good decision 👍
That's a Goose
@@Dark_Trap998 shhhh
I want someone to look at me the way Glenn looks at his owner. 💗
Finally! Someone who knows how to spell the name, Glenn, properly.
@@silkenaria ☕🌠
So sad. Try talking to humans one day you might get your wish. Jeez
Some people have a guard dog, but this lady has glen the goose. I love him
Glen is a true gentleman
PLEASE GET HIM A TRUE GOOSE WIFE
Yes, that is what I was thinking, he clearly has a lot of love to give, and it would probably be good for him. But is it true, do they mate for life and would he reject anyone else?
@@willowtree6487 yes it is true
I had a parakeet" husband." Thought I'd get him a real wife. It didn't go well. It's too late. The gander is bonded to her and to her alone. They choose you, not the other way around.
@@Mdeaccosta Exactly, condescending ass hats who don't know what they're talking about but act like experts in a subject, it's not hard to do research before making yourself look foolish is all I'm trying to say, birds choose their mates, many permanently, and if bonded with a human they will often refuse members of their own species, often with violent rejection
@Sqeaky Loaf No need for name calling. Maybe they never knew a bird personally.
Glen deserves a goose girlfriend...
Give Glen a female goose!!
He'd chase her off.
@@mushypeas9411 100% correct she is stuck with him for life now!
HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE!!!🤩🤣🤣🤣👍🏾
i follow her tiktok, she has tried multiple times! but they are getting him some baby geese this spring so he can be a goose dad since he won't have goslings with any of the female geese
Glen is fantastic!
I need a man like Glen. Exclude the stalking trait.
Well go find one
@@Avery_308alright wise guy, if it's that easy, go find one for them since you think it's so simple
@@Avery_308 Duh???? Why bother commenting?
I can build a nest. I think.
@@cyberneticsanity Like I said.. go find one.
Glen, you give her the moon and the stars, and soon enough she will ask for space. Play hard to get buddy.
You know You Are loved!!
How freakin adorable is this!?! How fun
I think is so wonderful that they have this Bond And that he truly loves her.... But I also think that he has a need that could only be filled by another goose as a partner. He will always love her just as much but I think he needs a goose companion also 🙂💗
Love and with all the best wishes
Well aren't you the smart one
This is literally my rainbow lorikeet- he goes at people and raises his wings and pins his eyes, then kisses me to make sure i’m okay lol
rainbow lorikeets are so cute!! ps what do u mean by 'pins his eyes'?
@@softdroid1655 she means his pupils get small
@@leonie7754 Aka murder eyes.
I don't think you know what literally means
Glen is an absolute G
Glen's waiting for the right moment
I'd definitely consider getting him a female friend! Though he's absolutely adorable :D
Oh, he won’t have her. Geese mate for life.
Not only would he reject her he could (most likely would) hurt her.
It has been tried, apparently.
The fury in Glenn’s eyes when he was chasing that dude 😂
Glen is more manly than most men on earth
Nah, Glen is a simp lol
bro if a man did this he'd be in prison, this is stalking ^^
He can only get away with it because he's a goose
@@k.r.99 Considering that I'm familiar with the insane levels of bad faith that conservatives will stoop to, I already know this is a misrepresentation.
Yes, I'm calling you a liar.
@@k.r.99this is a goddamned lie and you know it! CZcams needs a community notes feature like Twitter so we can call this bullshit out.
Glen is a control freak.
What a wonderful goose
How can anyone not love animals? Their behavior is so human at times its awesome. Love Glen lol
I say it's the other way around.
Just curious, do you eat animals?
@@ObamaoZedong yes, some taste delicious. Just curious, why are you asking? :-)
Lol so you say that you love animals because they sometimes act like humans? I actually like them because they normally don't 😂
Way better than humans!
I've never seen anything like this. How darling.
"I'm not allowed near the fire." 😂😂😂👍👍👍
Now that's an adorable stalker🥰🦢
I think Glen deserves a lady goose. He’s ready!
Yes he's got his Gander up !
Not gonna happen. Geese mate for life. It's a done deal for him.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yes, I agree. Don't deprive him😉
His goose is cooked.
Be careful he’s got jealousy issues 😂
The tie is perfect 😂
I'm quite envious of Glen!🤷♂️🤣
He just looks at her like she is so beautiful I must protect her 💗
What a cute comment!!!!
The best husband that can have!!..❤❤
Wow sad really sad.
How sweet.