So we came across a train full of “TOXIC” players..
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How do people even drown
Just drink the water smh
yes ive been wondering why people dont do this
people are kind of dumb i think, that's the first thing that comes to anyone's mind
or at least make a pocket of air with your hands
Smh just breathe, its really that simple
They probably don’t know how to stay hydrated
I don't want to say it, but I do believe there may be such a thing as too much hydration.
I hope you legends are having a great week.
you to :)
You know it cuz we all hydrated.
I having a good one :D
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Marto stays sufficiently hydrated, that's why fish love him
Filip Filip I thought he was saying “motto” this whole time. God damned Aussies
@@UnimpressedGoose How did you possibly think that saying Marto could ever be motto. We pronounce Marto like a Pirate, like. MARRRRToe. And pronouce motto, like. Mottoe. It's really not confusing since he's being saying MARRRRToe this entire time, but ok
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"I get to go to heaven and I didn't even have to perform a suicide bombing! "
😮
Islam reference..?
?
that finished me
Suicide is Haram in Islam no matter how much you pray for God or the good things you do, you'll end up in Hell forever
That's why you should never commit suicide
@@tyhma1563 not islam its a isis reference
“You know what ... I don’t even think he’s a doctor” lmfaoooo
Disrespectful guy of the year
Fun fact, if you drink 10 litres of water in 10 mins, you become a pelican. Try it, im a pelican rn
Ok
Kids, don't even try to drink 1 liter an hour.
Holy fuck, it worked. I can finally say I'm a true male
Oh fuck
@@gabedickson5275 How did your girl respond lol
"this joker has the audacity to knock my sexually confused hat off"
madman
Is he black or red?
@@Literally___Mered
I just found this channel but my god this is some of the best narration I've ever heard
Same
Ye we do that here 😂
Just discovered this legend 😂 the writing is comedy genius
Same
@@Incognito_47 your lame so shut your mouth your opinion doesn’t matter
"Tactically slide down the hill*
*Falls down the hill with full speed*
:D
@@ModestPelican Love your channel, keep up the good work. Thanks for the reply and stay hydrated.
heyyy.. thats the tactical slide down!!! haha
@@ModestPelican Tacti-Cool.
Christian Young Congrats u got the fucking joke
I gave up on this game when I found out that rockstar doesn’t understand that summer updates are supposed to take place during the summer
yea that's fair enough mate. I jump on from time to time but there's not enough content to consistently play it.
@@OPROSEBUD Not in England it lasts a week
FRESH SANS the point of a summer update is to have it at the beginning of the summer so you can play it during the summer
@@ModestPelican if you play more, maybe you would have more female/gay hats🙋
@@bartascoop5312 I can't think of anyone more appropriate to take hat advice from. Wise words
“It turns out heaven is just Marto being molested by a grizzly bear.”
“Just like the bible said.”
I can’t XDXD
NIGGA WHAT! COME AGAIN SEMEN RETENTION GUACOMOLE
Religion is one hell of a drug
@@TaintedxPurist HEY!!!!! That is very offensive!!! You are going to hell for that mister 😡😡😡
@@yabombo8145 stfu
@@TaintedxPurist bro . Religion tells us to stay away from drugs 😉
5:58 "tacitly slide down the hill " best part
true XD
5:58
“We decided to tactically slide down the hill”
*proceeds to tumble down hill and break multiple bones in the process*
Shit had me dying lol
I would like but it’s at 69 likes.
@@doggoboi6034 You can like now, it's at 85
@@DerangedMallard lol
Nobody said the tactics were any good
“A place where Marto doesn’t shoot literally everything he sees, a place where the girls I fall in love with don’t also *get shot by Marto*” i rewatched that part alone so many times because I love it
"Tactically Slide Down"
5:57
10:13 I love the way that Marto delivered the alligator pelt
I love your red dead and gta videos!
I think I speak for everyone when I say that you should make more of them.
I agree
thanks mate! Doomsday Heist next video :)
Modest Pelican Gaming hell yeah
Yeah even tho i like the hitman videos more
@@ModestPelican FUCCCCC YEAAAH
This channel is like crack, it's addicting, makes me feel funny and I will get in serious trouble for not going to school just to watch sum pelican videos. Worth it btw.
I just found this channel and, OH BOY, IM STAYING.
Keyphrase:
"I'm actually pretty stoked i get to go to heaven, because i didn't even have to perform a suicide bombing"
"We decide to tactically slide down the hill"
He says while rolling ungracefully down
Never have I clicked a noti so fast
I see it pop up and my finger clicked with out thinking
i got a job at asda and i normally supply the water bottles and today i hacked into the PA system of every asda and said "stay hydrated" as this helps spread the good word of your channel and helps people stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Kettlesimulator E legend
thanks mate this helps me out a tone.
Marto: sees literally fucking anything
Also marto: “so anyway I started blasting”
6:37 had me dying XDDDDDD
I bought 20 gallons of water and a lot of water bowls and placed it around a city to keep the dogs hydrated. What should I do next? You comment if modest pelican pins this I will dig a pound for a mighty pelican.
Good job mate
what about pelicans you animal?
@@pariah1355 Pelicans do not need hydration, they are always hydrated
Thwack disagree..no one is never hydrated enough
@@pariah1355 besides the mighty pelican, don't deny their power
"...start being more honorable."
*Goes into someones home and steals all their stuff*
Elmo why do you have teeth GOD no
Well he said sorry after that that should boost his honour rating to max
I laughed so hard this is one of your finest my pelly friend
7:33 little did he know
COVIDDUNDUNDUN
3:34 Great attempt. I love trying completely of the wall things to try and get around the limitations the devs have put in place.
11:30 Get drowned - *Hit by a vehicle*
Sounds L E G I T
10:13 look at the absolute effort buddy is putting in to stay alive and share alligator skins.
I haven't laughed this hard in years. I just randomly found your channel and subscribed. You are hilarious!!!
Idk why, but when he said “bunghole and his boys” I just cracked up
Welcome back to yee haw simulater where the player is a aquatic bird who also is Australian and can speak English
Christian Stevens Australians can speak English I’m from Australia and every from there speak English
Corey Mcdonald they’re talking about how an aquatic bird can speak English
TRICKY TRENT ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense
5:40 All u had to do is follow the train Arthur Morgan😅😆😂😉😂😂😂😂😂
The loss of that 3-star moose hurt me in ways therapy will never fix.
*Player drowns*
Game: HIT BY A VEHICLE
I finally figured it out. That intro music is the same as the intro music in Bad Lip Reading videos, just with the pitch lowered. That shit was killing me, trying to figure out where I've heard it before.
This dude is so effortlessly funny 😂😂
I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time when he took the lady’s hat.
Perfect narration.
Red dead redemption? Pfft
More like red dead pelican, am I right?
excellent banter
You should make a video wearing a pelican body suit
I really should haha, i'll have to see if this even exists.
@@ModestPelicanWe're still waiting Papa Peli
9:18 fucking game physics man...
First time I watch a video of this guy and damn, his commentary is just💀👌🏻
Ikr hes so funny
His commentary is just “skull okay”?
@@isrulius that or death wank. I've actually nearly done that a few times - my cardio isn't the best.
Have you seen smii7y he's good to
One minute your committing first degree murder and laugh at them
The next your drinking water to your hearts content
i imagine if one day a crazy guy will spread the pelican word to the world
It’s like Detroit but safer - Modest Pelican 2k19
Marto putting on the lady's hat earned a hearty lol outta me.
Peli: I only kill other killers.
Also Peli: *kills a random MPC for no reason*
*NPC
Heaven turns out to be marto getting molested by a grizzly bear, like the bible said
yes in the new testemant i read it yesterday
@@kura7970 lol XD
He punches two men for talking about his sexually confused hat then he leaves his hat at the bar without noticing lmao amazing content
3:10.... as a Detroit native... I absolutely love that you pretty much nailed the description 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The intro is very relatible and it automatically put water in my body.....wait
Also will you make a vid on watch dogs legion when it comes out?
I'm glad mate and yes i 100% will!
what is that intro music
4:17 they weren't red, they occupied the train so when the train hit your friends horse it registered as an attack and labeled them red "bad" players
Right? He attacks so many "toxic griefers" in these videos.
God what a plot twist
When Marto was killing that poor woman it was me who died from laughter! xD
Modest Pelican: ...at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics
Modest Pelican in a different dimension: IF I CANT HAVE IT, NOONE WILL!!!
"Synchronised diving at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics"
That aged well
I really enjoy your RDR2 videos.
Ah, who am I kidding. I enjoy them all!
3:04 oh wait until you see van horn
5:57 "We Tactically when down "falls like an idiot 😆 perfect 👌
Did anyone else notice how when papa Pelican drowned it said "hit by a vehicle" like ?????
You should do a red dead redemption 2 series with the ancestor of Agent 47
*ancestor
Well, that sounds normal.
Marto being molested by a bear😂😂😂
9:12 the way her body slams into the Wall is so brutal haha
My device was bugged so i could not play any videos but when i clicked on this it worked thanks Papa peli
People who do not have acces to clean water come here to stay hydrated
haha this makes me happy mate.
6:30 mato got that brother bear scene fr
Marto is just like Jen in The Crafting Dead. He's a crazy person with guns.
I had an encounter with dr bunghole bob a few weeks ago
I was having a drink and he bombed the entire bar
Im on robbery Spree to spred the pelican word
And keeping all hydrated
some *power play* 😂 5:10
Good to see you know your fishing knowledge pelican.
00:3 I'll tell my dad to do this
(Did u get it? Bcz he's in jail, JK)
haha well played
Damn bro had to wait till I was out of school to watch this
From all the CZcamsrs who make content on this game, Modest Pelican makes it look the most appealing.
notice how at 0:18 he shoots an arrow but the dude is like “ yah nah yah nah yah, i dont think so”
Imagine a western about a gunslinging pelican
What’s good my guy
not much mate how are you?
Modest Pelican Gaming I’m pretty good ty
Yo that part where pelican leaves the tunnel to end UP IN HEAVEN only to se Matoo being attacked by an angry BEAR that shit had me fucking dying OMG 🤣🤣🤣
The brutal humor in these videos 😂
Gangstername:
The Hydrated
Bobby brown 1:07
0:33
That “stupid hat” you bought is the only hat I deem worthy of being worn on my character
( 90% of the other hats look like they came from a hoarders home)
The fit
:V
Lmfao, the humor was really on point for this video
So when's the next Sons of virgins vid coming up... Y'all finished that heist yet
sunday probaly
You forgot to say "And then *this happen"* in the title
Nobody
Modest Pelican: I found TOXIC players!
I was legit think like this is just like that big smoke mission on San Andreas then not even a min goes by then u said it this is exactly why I watch ur videos cause we think alike
Wth why do you have black paint I just lost some respect 😔 5:31
Is it just me who actually helps spread the good word of his channel..
I was once on a train with a posse of like five people, they let me stay up there with them for a decent amount of time until all of a sudden one of them blasted me in the back of the head, I swear I don’t think they knew I wasn’t in the posse until then because they didn’t pay any mind to me at all, it felt exactly like one of those “hol up...” moments.
The algorithm wins again. This guy is hilarious. 🤣🤣
I missed the notification because I was drinking some water.
Does drinking urine count as being hydrated?
Yah, there is hydrate in urine.
“I might become a train guy”
Next day: runs over all the little kids and crashes the train
Me: yeah seams like his game
5:02 is where is lost it 😂
This is some fantastic narrating partner 🤠
Great work!!
Wow I Just cheated on wife with a water bottle
Was the waters name Fiji what was her name?
Bradley pelkey it was waterisha
I love how u put every single moment into funny as on point detail with context 😂😂😂
I dont even know if you see me liking all your old videos, im just depressed about rdr current situation and trying to keep the ol west alive in my heart. I love you modest pelican. This dystopian life im living is fucking cozy and im not leaving 😅😭
Couldn't stop laughing at stealtho virgino