My high school graduation was delayed due to corona my school asked me to film a speech after getting valedictorian I was so tired from writing I watched your videos I forgot everything and accidently talked about your channel,I was so sad until realized I just spread the good word of your channel
I unplugged my grandpas life support to plug my charger in and charge my phone so that I could watch your videos and spread the good word of your channel
Man I was a skinny dude before this pandemic with my 155 pounds...Now after countless Ben Jerry Ice Cream to survive the loneliness, I‘m at 190. What a shame
Eric 3 well technically, him and my aunt are going through a rough divorce so he’s willing to fill that empty void as soon as possible, one piece of advice though, don’t drop that damn soap
Arthur Porkin' The meanderin' glutton gang Bled Red M&Ms Loaf O'pumpkernickle Meet the gang Gone Fartin' Philly Sandwhich 80 crackers Curry Breathe and Gas filled Carrying big bones Chewing the trim off More Fried Bologne
I like to watch RDR2 videos on CZcams and usually just move on with my day afterwards. Today was different. Today I came across one of your videos. Your commentary is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard. You now have a new subscriber.
1:18 - If I could quote the great Chip Chipperson, Chippy says "If at first you don't succeed, keep on succin til you do succeed." True wisdom from an OG legend.
"So look away kids. There is going to be a lot more gentle holding of the lower waist" *brutally runs over another horse and rider*, but this time I'm hella thick so it's even more intimate"
Watching while taking bathroom break. I really enjoy hearing someone trying to be quiet as my phone sounds like mega loud in porcelain room. Its standard to only leave when the video is over.
“Yes I really did just try to act like I was doing you a favour by getting fat, but honestly yes I probably will let you down in future, and it probably will be quite frequently” I’ve said that exact sentence to my family before
I cant comprehend what on earth is going on with my character because the closest he is ever going to drink water is when he drowns. We need to make a petition for rockstar to dedicate a dlc update for drinking water. So screw photography business and outlaw passes WE NEED TO DRINK WATER. Also I bombed valentine to kingdom come and yelled in my microphone to convert people to your channel so I hope that helps.
Hello you beautiful aquatic bird I was recently on a hike and my friend became dehydrated and I wouldn't give him any delicious nectar until he subscribed. Love ya mate❤
So basically, I just watched 11 minutes of a CZcams video about someone trying to get fat in a game by eating endlessly but at the end he just put on the fat in his profile settings or whatever. I’m not mad or disappointed - just confused
you gain weight
Makes sense
Never knew that before
why didn't i think of that?!
My dad beats me
Somali Pirate cool
He’s hydrated in calories
Bruj
brujvh
Dang who ever wrote this comment Is more thirsty than the guy who dates special needs girls
snipershot 299 I’m thirsty for your mum
James P Woods thanks
Can we just appreciate how calming his voice is even when he’s talking about the hostage that he’s keeping in his basement
He does so love his hostages
Kakashi Sensei he took me I’m editing his videos. I am in his basement.. I’m actually better in her than at home I’m more hydrated
Hey I just wanna I want to you and you
yeah he is just profesionel
I dont find his voice calming at all... to me its irritating.
"If your dad doesn't have a beard, you have two mums" That caught me off guard, really made me laugh
It's a lyric from a song by The Beards
"Today I'm going to get fat"
Best content ever
:D
Modest Pelican Gaming k
Hey man. I accidentally sold a pocket mirror and I needed it for Mollys request mission. How do I get the pocket mirror back.
@@ModestPelican you have to let me make you some money if you're on ps4. I hate seeing you so broke all the time.
UwU 420 likes!
“I got confused and boned their dad”, how do you come up with all of this
Exactly how do he come up with these jokes 💀⚰️💐😂
Issa old meme
Kaynbock Mehr happens to me all the time it’s a very common thing
I've seen it before on a meme, bloody funny af
Kaynbock Mehr oh I see
9:05 why is no one talking about how they absolutely clarted that horse? 😂
BroJennan he’s hella thicc
@Ryan Mulhern clapping using hes ass
Lmfao for real tho
I could watch this all day 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's because he's hella thick
“When we got to got to her house she had a twin sister so naturally I got confused and plowed their dad”
- modest pelican 2020
You forgot to credit everyone else who uses it
- Everyone else 2003
"If at first you don't succeed, give up immediately." Lmao- 🤣
:D
What are you? A try hard? Just give up
@@ModestPelican I used this tip on my college exams and proudly got into Anchorage Community College
My high school graduation was delayed due to corona my school asked me to film a speech after getting valedictorian I was so tired from writing I watched your videos I forgot everything and accidently talked about your channel,I was so sad until realized I just spread the good word of your channel
Wait are you serious lol
Doubt
Why would you do your speech now? 🧐
Press X to doubt
Speech? In the middle of March?
I unplugged my grandpas life support to plug my charger in and charge my phone so that I could watch your videos and spread the good word of your channel
Nah get the plug back in and get your grandpa to send all his friends word about modest pelican gaming. Tell him also to get hydrated!
While Your Watching You Just Hear A Cough Then "god damnit, Billy!! You Done Unplugged My Life Support- [Flat line]"
@@mono3941 Too late
I haven't seen a genuinely funny youtuber like pelican in a while, my faith is humans have been restored
Faith in pelicans is restored*
I wrote “dear modest pelican gaming” as an intro in my letter task from my English test to spread the good word of your channel
thank you mate, this helps me out a lot
Channn As You Are in a German assignment I talked about pelicans half the time
Nirvana's the best band to ever walk the earth
Christian I don’t want to provoke any fan wars but that’s what I like to believe too
THATS AMAZING!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finally, we're moving onto the REAL questions.
The RD community is so amazing, 1 minute you're killing eachother other you're calling a truce.
"Today I'm going to get fat"
Mood during these quarantine times
I know right same here.
💯😔
Man I was a skinny dude before this pandemic with my 155 pounds...Now after countless Ben Jerry Ice Cream to survive the loneliness, I‘m at 190. What a shame
*Fatdown*
Its so nice to watch a a small channel grow man ive been here since day one and its so beautiful to watch that turn into this
I can't tell you how much i appreciate the long time support mate
@@ModestPelican do you keep your knob wet after a shower for emergency water for later?
Even Tupac is helping spread the good word about your channel
@@ModestPelican why did you use the pacman face at the end of that nice comment? Is it a threat?
@@dm6286 when somebody sends you that face, you cut contact with them, leave the country, lock yourself in a bunker, and never reenter society again.
The last time I was this early my uncle wasn’t in prison
he was in your black hole.
Eric 3 well technically, him and my aunt are going through a rough divorce so he’s willing to fill that empty void as soon as possible, one piece of advice though, don’t drop that damn soap
@@HittMadd what'd your uncle do??
Illyan Ryder a lot of shit, mostly tax fraud but still, a lot of shit
Ummm you’re the uncle
Listen to Modest Pelican is like listening to a 4th grader tell you a “ true story “
9:07 I was mindblown how you jus destroyed that NPC on the horse
Modest Pelican: Today I'm going to get fat
Me: That's quality content
you: tells a dead comment
me: your ugly
Player: *makes character fat*
Ability Cards and Tonics: We’re going to pretend we didn’t see that.
wat?
BSJ IN YO HOUSE stop commenting
"What happens if you get fat in Red Dead Online?"
You die. It's called "Fat Dead Depression... 2"
“fat dead deprized“
Fed Bread Overcomsumption
Red Dead Diabetic
Arthur Porkin'
The meanderin' glutton gang
Bled Red M&Ms
Loaf O'pumpkernickle
Meet the gang
Gone Fartin'
Philly Sandwhich
80 crackers
Curry Breathe and Gas filled
Carrying big bones
Chewing the trim off
More Fried Bologne
@@juanmccoy3066 Jesus Christ
I like to watch RDR2 videos on CZcams and usually just move on with my day afterwards. Today was different. Today I came across one of your videos. Your commentary is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard. You now have a new subscriber.
I just missed you on Maddie’s stream she told me a video was coming today and I was waiting for it.
Sup man hows life going
Let us all pray to our peli-daddy god
:D
@@ModestPelican changed my name and can't change it for 90 days now...
Don't regret a thing!
The Gaming Gecko- Sufficiently Hydrated good job man 😁
"Homewrecking is an underrated power play" 💀💀💀
"if at first you don't succeed, don't try again."😂😂🤔 amazing philosophy papa😊.
2:01 “Only three years ago” ahh that sentence sounded so good back then. Now it’s 6 YEARS AGO
Modest pelican : posted a new vid
Phone : 20%
The hardest choice requires the strongest will 😫😫
thank you for choosing my video friend
@@ModestPelican yessir
I'm at 2% man
I named my horse Modest Pelican so when I run over family's they will see your name and it will really spread the good word of your channel.
69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"If theres one thing I know about hallucinagenics, it's that you should not to take them minutes before going to your nephews 3rd birthday party."
I let prisoners in a mental asylum free to spread the good word of your channel.
I’m stealing your idea for the tiny trident. And I’m calling it, THE SPIKED SPOON
dam he's good
I'm stealing that idea and calling the fork
@@eggworksfan9859 that's a horrible fucking name you God damned moron looking ass crack hairline unhydrated ass.
@@eggworksfan9859 I will steal your idea but have even more tiny prongs and have a round object with it and call it a spork
@@Alavrado well I'll steal your idea and get rid of the prongs,I will call it the spoon
“What happens if you get fat in Red Dead Online?” ❌
“I got fat in Red Dead Online and this happened..”✅
Its missing a "so"
The second one is mrshitFTW
The commentary is the best part of this channel
I’m just so proud
Peli actually made a friend
The one time someone does modest pelicans intro in real life ruining the channel.
oh boy
@@ModestPelican 6:40
In a world as messed up as it is now, you can always count on Pelican to cheer u up
I feel like "never let them know your next move" was invented by pelican dude
"She had a twin sister and naturally I got confused and ended up plowing their dad".
You sir have earned a sub. Best commentary ever
I mean you wouldn’t wanna risk cheating on her with her own twin
My favorite family friendly Music christian channel uploaded
I wonder when red dead will have flying horses with homing missiles 🤔🤔 probably soon
and they’ll be invulnerable and invisible too
The Arabian MK II
Gosh your user name😂
You:it’s so hard to gain weight.
Me:why am i so fat
“Place my hand on her waist so I dont scrape my knee”😂😂😂😂
Whenever i see modest pelican gaming upload i know that i am going to watch some family friendly pg13 wholesome and original content
"I have been riding around on big D for months."
*nice*
9:05 dang that’s a strong unicorn horn
That's what she said😏
9:06 his Thicccness is too much 😂
Coronavirus: spreading.
You: get fat in RDO?
😂
1:18 - If I could quote the great Chip Chipperson, Chippy says "If at first you don't succeed, keep on succin til you do succeed." True wisdom from an OG legend.
“I just spent my entire bank balance on this” *has 4 cans of food*
The home wrecking line took me out 🤣🤣
"They started chanting my name"
Geoff or peli?
I started a hand sanitizer company called “modest pelican gaming” to help spread the good word of your channel
I've never seen one of your videos lmao, that was entertaining.
The sheriff's mouth moved exactly long with the words "big girl." Epic content.
This dude so funny I watch every video all the way through I don’t wanna miss a joke 😂😂
Ur side stories take weird turns so quickly 😂😂😂 a true absolute legend
"tiny trident"
shows tiny quadrent
I’m late to the party… this was my first modest penguin vid but damn his commentary kills me 🤣🤣 👍
The last time I was this early I was hydrated
phantomgamer 08 why are you not always hydrated
@@papapelifanclub4462 not enough water in the world to keep me always hydrated
“If your dad doesn’t have a beard you have two mums” bruh I’m weak
I never thought my favorite CZcams channel would be a monotone Australian pelican advocate but here we are
I’ve been helping spread the good word of your channel by making the kids in my basement watch your videos. Don’t worry I got you bro :3
"So look away kids. There is going to be a lot more gentle holding of the lower waist" *brutally runs over another horse and rider*, but this time I'm hella thick so it's even more intimate"
I’m gonna watch this at work without using headphones. I need to share the laughter I enjoyed while watching this. 🥰
Watching while taking bathroom break. I really enjoy hearing someone trying to be quiet as my phone sounds like mega loud in porcelain room. Its standard to only leave when the video is over.
“Yes I really did just try to act like I was doing you a favour by getting fat, but honestly yes I probably will let you down in future, and it probably will be quite frequently”
I’ve said that exact sentence to my family before
Instead of giving ice cream give them bottles of water and shout stay hydrated
I cant comprehend what on earth is going on with my character because the closest he is ever going to drink water is when he drowns. We need to make a petition for rockstar to dedicate a dlc update for drinking water. So screw photography business and outlaw passes WE NEED TO DRINK WATER.
Also I bombed valentine to kingdom come and yelled in my microphone to convert people to your channel so I hope that helps.
Drink booze.
You win the golden ticket to Hollywood while Simon rolls his eyes in lack of amusement and rand Jackson goes “dawwwwg”
I actually got perfect weight in online, so I was like “WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW”
"She had a twin sister and I got confused and ended up ploighing her father" modest pelican gaming 2020
Great video btw
Hello you beautiful aquatic bird I was recently on a hike and my friend became dehydrated and I wouldn't give him any delicious nectar until he subscribed. Love ya mate❤
Your a real one
Once you start watching this guy you can’t stop.
3:00 - 3:48 is the most insane shit I've ever listened to 🙏🏼😂
Intro instructions unclear, I’m now in custody for abducting a todler
Fun Fact: Drinking water has a real real low chance to get u fat, like 0,0004.
"I probably will let you down in the future and it probably will be quite frequently" Man I love your sense of humour
i lost it when you starting throwing punches at your horse in disappointment 🤣😂
I never knew this was a thing
He’s so wholesome I love him so much pelican you are my favorite CZcamsr I hope you have a vary fun and successful career
Some say he's lived 1000 years before BC.... But NOW The CowboyStig will attempt this course
Red dead - Thicc man senor
Gta - thicc man
Hitman - thicc man junior
how can this man be so funny in every video xD awesome job man keep it up!
Do some gta 5 live streams ill tell my mom i sexually attracted to pelicans
“So I spawn in, and immediately make the mature decision that i’m going to get fat today”
-30% of the U.S.
This is the first Modest Pelican video I watched, little did I know this guy would be my new favourite CZcamsr.
“Well yes... yes i am” 🤣
This might have been the best narration you’ve done yet mate.
Genuinely well done, that was funny af 😂
“I ended up plowing their dad”
*Falls off horse* “My horse dies because it’s an idiot” 😂😂😂
90% of the stories you tell are nothing more than brain sand and I love it
So basically, I just watched 11 minutes of a CZcams video about someone trying to get fat in a game by eating endlessly but at the end he just put on the fat in his profile settings or whatever. I’m not mad or disappointed - just confused
Your just not quite a man of culture yet.
Your just not quite a man of culture yet.
Boston curran I mean shit, I liked it tho
Boston curran we heard you the first time champ
@@sotofarmakis9991 don't know why it sent twice.
“And ended up plowing her dad” Modest Pelican 2020
it is true, till this day everyone still talks about the great hunt of 2020
After reading the title its refreshing to finally have someone whos asking the important questions
Thanks Peli. Needed these laughs today. ❤️
Im fat in real life
walter
I got a van but instead of ice cream, I just put your voice on loop saying "subscribe to modest pelican"
i found stealtho marto throwing a bird at you highly amusing as well