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  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 Před měsícem +14023

    Andrew Tate getting his escape plan exposed by Adin Ross has got to be some cartoon level shit.

    • @quote4052
      @quote4052 Před měsícem +209

      Based Earthbound 64 profile picture, you're Earthbound64 pilled

    • @pitch6633
      @pitch6633 Před měsícem +120

      Based earthbound 64 profile picture, you’re earthbound pilled

    • @green3814
      @green3814 Před měsícem +108

      jew being a narc💀

    • @treasure9342
      @treasure9342 Před měsícem +333

      adin ross doing smth right for once, and its totally in character for him to be doing it on accident💀

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS Před měsícem +1

      @@green3814the fuck does being Jewish have to do with anything

  • @d.j.rproductions
    @d.j.rproductions Před měsícem +5920

    Andrew tate talking about gay paymasters while his brother scribbles on the board and draws stick figures looks like a fever dream

    • @susdino
      @susdino Před měsícem

      It's hilarious how stupid these guys are, honestly it's just fun to laugh at them and make fun of the superficial compensating "Bro" "Dude" culture 😂

    • @mariacamilavega1720
      @mariacamilavega1720 Před měsícem +470

      The way his brother looked at the camera trying to give the best view of the board sent me to the stratosphere

    • @kati1669
      @kati1669 Před měsícem +11

      😂

    • @Cander617
      @Cander617 Před měsícem

      Look at the odd ball making this video, don't use gay and Andrew tate in the same video ya infant

    • @kasPWI
      @kasPWI Před měsícem +118

      I didn't even see what he was drawing, the bald spot distracted me af lmao

  • @jblen
    @jblen Před měsícem +1856

    Adin Ross accidentally becoming the anti-villain by simping so hard he doxxes Andrew Tate

  • @thesneakymemedealer5071
    @thesneakymemedealer5071 Před měsícem +1014

    the idea of Andrew "i must escape into the anime world" Tate ranting about gay paymasters only to get arrested by Adin feels like something out of a comedy sketch show

    • @benjaminzarkhin1293
      @benjaminzarkhin1293 Před měsícem +30

      We don't need GTA parodies when we already live in one.

    • @minifolko
      @minifolko Před měsícem +2

      I dont think it's because of Adin; more because Britan. He probably made it up for clout, Tate stopped their relationship becasue of adins drug problems

    • @crzykerns
      @crzykerns Před měsícem

      romania failed now its the UK's turn they hate him.. they tell teachers to brainwash students about him by showing some videos they made on him like the shitty BBC documentary lmao

    • @Nanuchick2222-dc6lf
      @Nanuchick2222-dc6lf Před měsícem

      Exactly i really dont understand people that praise him as some genius and very smart like peterson or candace does when he is literally just straight dumb and plain simple guy that is easily see thru...i mean yes i hate te woke left but the desperate right is another level of pathetic

    • @supernatural.unicorn
      @supernatural.unicorn Před měsícem

      bro… i must escape into WHAT?????? what r u ngaz even talking ab 🤨🤨🤨

  • @5_birds
    @5_birds Před měsícem +4603

    Andrew Tate really went on a monologue about his evil plan to Adin Ross out of everyone else

    • @zg3342
      @zg3342 Před měsícem +249

      He’s aiden’s top so it makes sense.

    • @Peace2Mateo
      @Peace2Mateo Před měsícem +35

      ​@@zg3342💀💀💀

    • @redwiltshire1816
      @redwiltshire1816 Před měsícem +48

      We all know him a Adin play pass the cucumber

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Před měsícem +35

      He literally just said he's leaving Romania and the internet turned it into "I'm planning on taking a private jet to my secret villain volcano island to make Bugatti branded nuclear weapons and take over the world"

    • @deadmeme902
      @deadmeme902 Před měsícem +84

      @@zyourzgrandzmaznobody words a text where you’re just gonna leave the country for a bit by saying “it’s now or never” like you’re about to do something daring bruh. It’s not mastermind shit no but he wouldn’t have reached out to Aiden like that if it was just kinda a casual thing that’d be happening soon

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk Před měsícem +6193

    "Gay Paymaster" sounds like the next Mad Max villain

    • @uba764
      @uba764 Před měsícem +70

      it sounds like he harvests pig crap for food

    • @benjaminhull6107
      @benjaminhull6107 Před měsícem +124

      If the “gay paymaster” looks anything like Pyrocynical, then I’m all in.

    • @skinheed5001
      @skinheed5001 Před měsícem +66

      borderlands villain

    • @alsneed7941
      @alsneed7941 Před měsícem +6

      hes right you know

    • @ben13993
      @ben13993 Před měsícem +25

      Gaymaster

  • @ThePastaBolognese
    @ThePastaBolognese Před měsícem +181

    Cena being naked has to do with the costume designer protest, cause apparently they're being paid a misery, and their motto was something like "you would be naked without costumes" and Cena showed support to it since he was chosen to present the costume design award.

    • @livethelifeyoulove.8816
      @livethelifeyoulove.8816 Před měsícem +1

      It was a reenactment of a streeker that bombed the stage years ago, nothing to do with protesting or supporting, it's no secret why he done it, it was even spoken about because Cena came out.👀

    • @bcgaming4236
      @bcgaming4236 Před měsícem

      @@livethelifeyoulove.8816 came out...?

    • @user-cw5pz5tk9n
      @user-cw5pz5tk9n Před měsícem

      yes but tate only said this on his podcast to voice his thoughts, and to make an example of it, while the rest of the people are acting like hes talking about some crazy ideological conspiracy theories and trying to make him look insane at every step.

    • @n1ghtdr34d3
      @n1ghtdr34d3 Před měsícem

      He had enough time to talk about it on the stage instead of coming out naked, it's disrespectful to see and low to be looked up to by kids who goong to see this

    • @tamfuwing1
      @tamfuwing1 Před měsícem +2

      Trying to make Tate look insane isn't hard. A truly evil man.

  • @CloudyDayProduction
    @CloudyDayProduction Před měsícem +161

    As soon as Tate opens his mouth that first line basically I can't help but think 'Fellas, is it gay to be naked?'

    • @him6008
      @him6008 Před měsícem +1

      He HAS to be closeted

  • @LPOband
    @LPOband Před měsícem +2431

    Idk what’s funnier: adin leaking Andrew Tate’s escape plan or Andrew Tate telling his escape plan to adin and potentially forgetting to tell him NOT to tell everyone else

    • @tbcstuff3634
      @tbcstuff3634 Před měsícem +79

      The funniest part is you actually think it was an escape plan.

    • @olknoxlo
      @olknoxlo Před měsícem +1

      @@tbcstuff3634The funniest part is that it was legally actionable; Meaning our thoughts once again mean nothing before the legal system. Rest in piss.

    • @sideman236
      @sideman236 Před měsícem +16

      ​@@tbcstuff3634ikr he was talking about after the case was closed

    • @benelli9479
      @benelli9479 Před měsícem +45

      Imagine having to tell someone not to talk about your escape plan😂, but then again why ever tell someone your escape plan.

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 Před měsícem +114

      ​@tbcstuff3634 He literally hasn't even been in court yet, and said he was "leaving Romania soon and never coming back"
      I dunno man, but if you've been under house arrest for over a year before court is even in session, then that usually means the case isn't being closed soon
      So either he was lying to Adin to get him to come visit, or he was planning an escape

  • @EasyEighty-Eight
    @EasyEighty-Eight Před měsícem +2576

    Ross literally spelling out Tate's escape plan on stream just shows the level of intelligence we are dealing with when discussing "Alpha Male" creators.

    • @nahhyourwrong
      @nahhyourwrong Před měsícem +90

      u thinking adin is a alpha male creator is hilarious🤣

    • @Sk0die
      @Sk0die Před měsícem +79

      @@nahhyourwrong how is he not tho

    • @nahhyourwrong
      @nahhyourwrong Před měsícem +175

      ​@@Sk0die 🤣🤣🤣Adin is the most embarrassing person to come to the internet, bro got told to workout by andrew and instead he gave up and took drugs instead

    • @blocksource4192
      @blocksource4192 Před měsícem

      @@nahhyourwrong andrew tate, adin, his brother and all embarrassing freaks

    • @Sizifus
      @Sizifus Před měsícem

      ​@@nahhyourwrong So why is Tate giving this alpha idiot, of all people, the crucial information about his escape, lmao? Is he stupid?

  • @J4deyHD
    @J4deyHD Před měsícem +54

    1:03 Just a bit of info on this for those unaware, John Cena was actually doing this to bring attention to the costume designer's union and their fair wage demands. not to bring some hee hees to the oscars because of dying viewership.

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 Před měsícem +4

      Sure he was.

    • @ArtSawce
      @ArtSawce Před měsícem +3

      well he could have actually put on a costume that is done by an actual real costume designer to show their good work, no?

    • @J4deyHD
      @J4deyHD Před měsícem +9

      @@ArtSawce it was to be in line with the unions motto of "without us your naked"

    • @user-cw5pz5tk9n
      @user-cw5pz5tk9n Před měsícem +1

      pretty good costume right?
      all the gullible people in the comments "yeah! tate is such a hater! he has no idea what hes talking about"
      tate talking about it just for the sake of talking about something and its crazy how each hater is still so invested into what he has to say even after all this time

    • @vanjamenadzer
      @vanjamenadzer Před měsícem

      Ofc he did... -.-

  • @dontaskquestions8721
    @dontaskquestions8721 Před měsícem +16

    Being naked is fruity? Does Tate shower fully clothed? Has he worn the same underwear since childhood...?

    • @peacekeeper6614
      @peacekeeper6614 Před měsícem +3

      You don’t walk around in public naked though.

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 Před měsícem

      Men like this are usually the most insecure.

    • @log13_88
      @log13_88 Před měsícem

      walking around naked infront of millions is not the same as having a shower.

    • @EjayT06
      @EjayT06 Před měsícem

      You didn’t compare being naked in front of the whole world at the Oscar’s to having a shower.. 🤦‍♂️

    • @MrNoms-cn6px
      @MrNoms-cn6px Před měsícem +1

      My man is not cooking! He burnt everything instead 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @jw.-
    @jw.- Před měsícem +2248

    6:43 Start of Subway Surfers
    8:12 End of Subway Surfers

    • @Slunted
      @Slunted Před měsícem +169

      I ain’t watching all that need family guy

    • @threadychimp5565
      @threadychimp5565 Před měsícem +113

      Now I know when to pay attention, thanks dude

    • @Racks47
      @Racks47 Před měsícem +25

      I cannot stop watching the surfing subway surfer doing his subway surf thing

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Před měsícem +14

      Most interesting part of this video

    • @Triro
      @Triro Před měsícem +20

      Thanks. I can skip the slop content and get right into the juicy bits/

  • @Hello-jz5lh
    @Hello-jz5lh Před měsícem +883

    Legitimately cartoon level plot. Some evil goon sends his lobotomized underling his masterplan, which then goes on to leak it to all his friends. Nice skit.

  • @Bakabakaonichan
    @Bakabakaonichan Před měsícem +50

    I can't get over the first clip where Tate's going on a rant while his brother is in the background drawing a stick figure and just the word "gay".
    You can't convince me that this isn't all a bit.

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick Před měsícem +9

    I haven't heard much about this andre tate guy, but seeing his face like this, my immediate first though is
    "Holy crap, he looks like a 90's live-action movie supervillain. Oh, and he speaks like a MODERN one~!"

  • @shroomer8294
    @shroomer8294 Před měsícem +2466

    “Oh no John Cena is fucking jacked, how embarrassing.”

  • @fellow9939
    @fellow9939 Před měsícem +1678

    honestly if pyro hadn't become a furry, he too may have taken the redpill and currently be facing human trafficking charges in a romanian prison, so maybe in this case the inflation fetish is just the lesser of two evils

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng Před měsícem +59

      Ehh, redpill would be better

    • @NitroDS
      @NitroDS Před měsícem +1

      ​@@dingdawng stop drinking lead poisoned water

    • @FemboyKaiSaku
      @FemboyKaiSaku Před měsícem +168

      @@dingdawngbeing a furry is redpill

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 Před měsícem +170

      Redpill vs blueberry

    • @coldshock5181
      @coldshock5181 Před měsícem +23

      ​@@FemboyKaiSakupfp checks out

  • @BillyM148
    @BillyM148 Před měsícem +6

    The thing people are forgetting is, Dave Chapelle talked about the whole dress thing yeeeaaaarrs ago, more recently Katt Williams. They're not the only ones. But that's just a coincidence, right?

  • @RossTubes
    @RossTubes Před měsícem +5

    honestly it's weird how andrew always says he is smarter then everyone etc and then proceeds to plan an escape plan and actually tell the world he is planning to escape lol also why try to escape if you are innocent? he could just chill in his house keep streaming and have fun until the laywers ran out of time to find evidence so why escape?

  • @jacksonbrickmedia939
    @jacksonbrickmedia939 Před měsícem +938

    People forget John Cena wasn’t promoting a movie, he was hitting the point home stylists and costume artists in hollywood are important as he was presenting that category. Maybe it was over the top but that was the intended purpose.

    • @MayMoment_
      @MayMoment_ Před měsícem +122

      Oh that's based too

    • @goldswaggamer4007
      @goldswaggamer4007 Před měsícem +175

      If anything, it was most certainly not a silly humiliation ritual. Why would John Cena, who has been everywhere and in almost everything for the last 20 years, need to do anything?

    • @Jinxonxanax
      @Jinxonxanax Před měsícem +58

      thats what I keep saying but people are always like: "huhhhh, booo, you looking for excuses to draw busty naked anime lady"

    • @Agent-iq3sz
      @Agent-iq3sz Před měsícem

      ⁠@@Jinxonxanaxyou need excuses to draw busty naked anime ladies now? The west has truly fallen

    • @_loss_
      @_loss_ Před měsícem +32

      Humiliation rituals are real in that industry, but not in the way Andrew proposes. No one's literally forcing you to do it, but it's more of a thing you make yourself do in order to gain people's attention.
      So yea, it's still a humiliation ritual and yes, you do figuratively sell your soul in order to succeed in showbusiness.

  • @RaveDecoy242
    @RaveDecoy242 Před měsícem +632

    "Alpha Male" Tate really pulled the "nuh uh, I actually wanted to be extradited" card, huh.

    • @plexyglass429
      @plexyglass429 Před měsícem +12

      Nuh uh ☝️

    • @zachall101
      @zachall101 Před měsícem +1

      😂😂

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr Před měsícem

      I imagine going to Britain and be neutered like an out of control puppy is also apart of his alpha male plan

    • @simtexa
      @simtexa Před měsícem +6

      It's like in preschool when someone says "you aren't invited to my birthday party" and the response is "uh well I didn't want to go to your birthday party anyway"

    • @korona5736
      @korona5736 Před měsícem +3

      his mother was sick and he was declined to go see her

  • @missinterpretation4984
    @missinterpretation4984 Před měsícem +18

    Andrew would never degrade himself by being nude??? Has he seen his own gym shorts? They’re not much more than that sheet of paper was.

  • @SayianRace
    @SayianRace Před měsícem +3

    Andrew Tate is the one who needs to be ashamed of himself for what he is doing to these poor women. Cause honestly I feel really bad for what these women are going through at the hands of Tate.

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 Před měsícem +583

    Imagine getting ratted out by Aiden Ross. Couldn’t be me.

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 Před měsícem +20

      You're right, it couldn't be you

    • @RealOkverty
      @RealOkverty Před měsícem

      Your an average Joe no one cares about you

    • @SpongePantsTV
      @SpongePantsTV Před měsícem

      could never be you because you’ll always be a nobody

    • @KfcOwner
      @KfcOwner Před měsícem +4

      Your so right you couldnt be him

    • @GaydinRoss
      @GaydinRoss Před měsícem

      You like men kissing

  • @verybigvent4215
    @verybigvent4215 Před měsícem +495

    Andrew tate is next on the humiliation list, he just dosent know it yet.

    • @zarrg5611
      @zarrg5611 Před měsícem +59

      always has been

    • @ruprect8858
      @ruprect8858 Před měsícem +26

      He takes his shirt off to talk.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Před měsícem +44

      ​@@ruprect8858 Yeah, this is what really got me. Andrew Tate's whole 'thing' is appearing shirtless, in bathrobes, or other forms of 'almost-nudity' for clout. The only reason "nobody could get [him] to do that" is because he'd just do it himself.

    • @AShatteredDragonsSpirit
      @AShatteredDragonsSpirit Před měsícem +21

      @@trianglemoebius What I'm interpreting this as is that Andrew Tate confirmed himself as mega fruity

    • @ziphy_6471
      @ziphy_6471 Před měsícem +14

      "Andrew Tate is going to get humilliated, he just doesnt know it yet" 🎅🎅🐡

  • @TheSaladKing
    @TheSaladKing Před měsícem +8

    Their weird fucking accents are so funny to me, like Jesus Christ, are you Irish, Scottish, Canadian, American, or English? Make up your damn mind

    • @1257jk
      @1257jk Před měsícem

      Sounds pretty English to me

  • @d1m1tr19
    @d1m1tr19 Před měsícem +5

    We are literally living in a South Park episode

  • @mantassalavejus7625
    @mantassalavejus7625 Před měsícem +312

    Police: Hello sir, we have a warrant for Mr. Andrew Tate, we've been told he's here.
    *Adin looks back* : Yo, Top G, the cops are here for you, do you want me to tell them you're not here?!

  • @trianglemoebius
    @trianglemoebius Před měsícem +528

    Andrew Tate (who regularly appears half-naked, showing off his body for clout) claiming nobody could convince him to appear half-naked, showing off his body for clout is... something, for sure.
    Like, did he think Cena was really embarrassed? Is his media literacy really so low he couldn't tell that was a bit????

    • @rayleth5979
      @rayleth5979 Před měsícem +54

      What do you expect from the same duo who gets offended abt shooting cops in a video game lol

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@rayleth5979 what?? 💀

    • @noahboucher125
      @noahboucher125 Před měsícem

      Cena has appeared naked in movies already. He spends many scenes in his tightie whities in the peacemaker show.
      Tate is projecting hard. Fellas is it gay to be nude?

    • @simtexa
      @simtexa Před měsícem +31

      Cena built his entire career on fighting other men while wearing nothing but shorts and sneakers, he clearly isn't very ashamed of his body.

    • @Ant_Dawgg
      @Ant_Dawgg Před měsícem +34

      @@ammagon4519long story short, elon musk made a statement about GTA not that long ago claiming that GTA the video game should be banned because it promotes cop killing and Andrew tate ofc agreed with his senpai musk.

  • @aion425
    @aion425 Před měsícem +4

    I find it funny how he first tried to flee the country and then say "I want to stay in Romania and have a fair trial".

  • @nanovargas
    @nanovargas Před měsícem +9

    Adding the subway surfers is wild

  • @spiritkin19
    @spiritkin19 Před měsícem +591

    0:00 Start
    12:55 End

  • @Dj_531
    @Dj_531 Před měsícem +1255

    0 views in 0 secconds. Its over.

  • @kieleleron85768
    @kieleleron85768 Před měsícem +3

    extradition treaties mean that he would be prosecuted in romania be found guilty or not guilty and then sent to the UK to stand trial there as well. IF he's convicted in romania he would still have to go to the UK to face those charges if found guilty in both countries it is likely that he would have to serve out his sentences in both of those countries.

  • @allyart5904
    @allyart5904 Před měsícem +53

    Nature is healing, my heart flutters, the world is full of wonder.

    • @BardiXOfficial
      @BardiXOfficial Před měsícem +2

      Dunno about that but I hope it’s true

    • @bcgaming4236
      @bcgaming4236 Před měsícem +2

      Least random comment I've seen:

    • @goldswaggamer4007
      @goldswaggamer4007 Před měsícem +9

      I am infertile from eating scented candles.

    • @BardiXOfficial
      @BardiXOfficial Před měsícem

      @@goldswaggamer4007 amabtu bl- 💥

    • @Vsevolodbochkov2
      @Vsevolodbochkov2 Před měsícem

      ​@@goldswaggamer4007 you were supposed to showe them up you butt lil bro😭🙅🐢

  • @Mandate_of_Heaven
    @Mandate_of_Heaven Před měsícem +2422

    March 12th incident never forget

  • @lennyface6828
    @lennyface6828 Před měsícem +570

    Pyro keeps doing humiliation rituals religiously by streaming with that hairline

    • @mr.someone5679
      @mr.someone5679 Před měsícem +27

      Wdym i love his current hairstyle

    • @goofiestmold3151
      @goofiestmold3151 Před měsícem

      @@mr.someone5679bait or braindead
      Pick one

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před měsícem +47

      it's for his gay paymasters (chat)

    • @justanothercommentercarryo8367
      @justanothercommentercarryo8367 Před měsícem +7

      Cmon, don't make fun of Trunks like that...

    • @lennyface6828
      @lennyface6828 Před měsícem +14

      @@mr.someone5679 Unironically his hairstyle is cool! but not my thing :>
      I just like bullying my favorite youtuber

  • @privateinformation2960
    @privateinformation2960 Před měsícem +7

    "Humuliation ritual something something one guy...."
    Yeah its a thing. Why the fuck else would Lewis Hamilton of all people show up to the MET gala in a lace dress?

  • @BardiXOfficial
    @BardiXOfficial Před měsícem +9

    Andrew Tate got arrested again? In the words of Neptune:
    “It’s even funnier the second time!!”

  • @jdfaust
    @jdfaust Před měsícem +501

    Andrew Tate: John Cena did the humiliation ritual.
    Tate’s minions: John Cena did the humiliation ritual
    Tate gets humiliated
    Tate’s minions: crickets

    • @spitbukket6862
      @spitbukket6862 Před měsícem +7

      Humiliated how

    • @jdfaust
      @jdfaust Před měsícem +59

      @@spitbukket6862 Ask Adin. Do you think John Cena was humiliated?

    • @spitbukket6862
      @spitbukket6862 Před měsícem +4

      @@jdfaust I couldn’t know. But if I was in his position I would be

    • @MosesCuevas-yi1jk
      @MosesCuevas-yi1jk Před měsícem +4

      I think being naked in front of a audience is worse than going to jail wearing a sweater of your own brand. I haven't bought any Tate merchandise but come on. One is a humaltion dream while the other happened because they don't want the Tate Brothers out of their hands no matter what. Ultimate watch list. I wonder why they care so much about the Tate Brothers to not want them to go anywhere, they make gay jokes and 1 is bald while the other is going bald. They're losers Any thoughts?

    • @youngwolf024
      @youngwolf024 Před měsícem

      ​@MosesCuevas-yi1jk they're wanted because they're sex traffickers😒 There's no wondering why the police wants them to stay in the country, they are STILL actively being charged.

  • @Fading_Rain
    @Fading_Rain Před měsícem +422

    I don't get how anyone could possibly think John Cena was going through a "humiliation ritual" when he's a wrestler. If anything he'll commit to the bit without any humiliation

    • @534domas
      @534domas Před měsícem

      Go out naked in the public

    • @piccoloatburgerking
      @piccoloatburgerking Před měsícem +59

      And also imagine thinking John Cena, one of the most decorated and internationally loved pro wrestler of all time and a pretty good actor in his own right would feel the need to prove anything or "climb any ladders" at this point. The tator tots were never* smart but this was just delusional even by their standards lmao.

    • @arizonagulper4722
      @arizonagulper4722 Před měsícem +18

      pyro knows a lot about humiliation rituals

    • @VelociJX
      @VelociJX Před měsícem

      @@piccoloatburgerkingexactly, this is why I don't listen to any of these dumbasses, its so stupid I genuinely cannot fathom how they think like that.

    • @RizZRizZ-
      @RizZRizZ- Před měsícem +3

      @@piccoloatburgerkingAre you John cenas friend by accident?

  • @OnimoIndustries
    @OnimoIndustries Před měsícem +3

    I love how lost Tristan always looks. Andrew is struggling in a crowd of reporters and Tristan is just standing behind him watching some butterfly fluttering past their Bugatti.

  • @doommetalvibes741
    @doommetalvibes741 Před měsícem +2

    Bro really put the subway surfers on the side🤣😭

  • @grunkleg.3110
    @grunkleg.3110 Před měsícem +108

    12 year-olds across the world are bawling their eyes out right now

    • @534domas
      @534domas Před měsícem +5

      Most of them are now like 13

    • @Youcican
      @Youcican Před měsícem

      No way they were born in 2011 - 2012

    • @Epic-so3ek
      @Epic-so3ek Před měsícem +9

      *a bunch of 10 year olds, in a circle, filming themselves, talking about “alpha male stuff”.

    • @princesurein7275
      @princesurein7275 Před měsícem +1

      funny you're the one bawling rn

    • @The_Rusalka
      @The_Rusalka Před měsícem

      @@princesurein7275Bawling for what though?

  • @MMMMMSpicy
    @MMMMMSpicy Před měsícem +332

    Andrews face looks like a fortnite back pack I don’t know how to explain my statement.

  • @therealmarek
    @therealmarek Před měsícem +2

    2:40 editor did not rewatch the video.. do you need help with it?

  • @SockSlurpee
    @SockSlurpee Před měsícem +2

    Can anyone stop and think when he said “I can promote myself in different ways.” Going back to jail is one and nobody noticed.

  • @Salad_Cadabra
    @Salad_Cadabra Před měsícem +66

    john cena didn't go on stage naked for lolz, engagement nor promotion - he went on stage naked to show support for the costume designers protest, who are severely underpaid in the movie industry.
    it's an insanely simple and genious way to show how important costume design really is and it's crazy how many people are either stupid enough to miss the point or to cope it as some "hollywood humiliation ritual" instead of acknowledging what is really going on.

    • @X31F
      @X31F Před měsícem +8

      Interesting how he's never said that and nobody else acknowledged it and they were referencing the streaking at the Oscar's from the 80s

    • @malpheus4299
      @malpheus4299 Před měsícem +6

      Ok but like, John Cena is the kind of man who is just more attractive with no clothing so it only half works.
      Good message to send tho.

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 Před měsícem

      I'm sure this is a brand new thing and Dave Chapelle definitely didnt warn us of this years ago.

  • @tictack2228
    @tictack2228 Před měsícem +282

    People don’t get that John Cena is a Marine, They are Gay Chicken champions

  • @Khriztion
    @Khriztion Před měsícem +14

    Well John Cena being naked at the Oscar was his way of bringing awareness to costuming in hollywood and how its Unionizing and all that
    But the fact that Andrew Tate is literally just regurgitating what Kat Williams sad at the beginning of the year about Actors of Color, is hilarious.
    He misses Kats point and boils it down to "MEN, YKNOW"

  • @Drewstir68
    @Drewstir68 Před měsícem +2

    If you don't want to hear about stuff like this, don't perpetuate it... the whole point is they want you to talk about it, and guess what, you're talking about it...

  • @captainpoptarts
    @captainpoptarts Před měsícem +181

    Lmfao the subway surfers when reading the legal papers. This is peak slop

    • @XG417
      @XG417 Před měsícem +11

      He knows his audience well lol

  • @paulcashew5795
    @paulcashew5795 Před měsícem +61

    bro, the way Tristan Tate was watching the screen to adjust and show his elementary level stick man drawings with the single written word "GAy" had me dying

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Před měsícem +5

      I'm confused at this point whether everything about this is satire, but considering they're also having legal problems as well, idk man.

    • @YTmakesDumbUpdates
      @YTmakesDumbUpdates Před měsícem +1

      ​@ammagon4519 I watch them for entertainment, but for the most part aside from some sketchy tax evasion-esque things he's innocent

    • @aryan7767
      @aryan7767 Před měsícem

      im telling you rn. 500 of these 12 year old boys watching him will be abusive@@YTmakesDumbUpdates

    • @dhoffnun
      @dhoffnun Před měsícem

      Reminds me of Steve Bannon's bulletin board, straight from Pinky and the Brain

    • @paulcashew5795
      @paulcashew5795 Před měsícem +1

      @@YTmakesDumbUpdates Nope, it is wrong to say he is innocent. Lots of publicly available evidence that points to him committing those crimes, not to mention the potential evidence that would be revealed in trial. It is unreasonable to be so absolute about whether he is innocent or guilty given the all information.

  • @citizenofcorona8783
    @citizenofcorona8783 Před měsícem +2

    "Break him out of the prison"
    That's some top-tier fanfiction right there.

  • @macklinwright3966
    @macklinwright3966 Před měsícem +3

    I bet the Andrew tate lawyer team were like “you had one job, ONE JOB ANDREW. KEEP,YOUR,MOUTH,SHUT and we will do the rest. ONE JOB”.

  • @KindaGhostyy
    @KindaGhostyy Před měsícem +214

    im not all that into whatever the tates do, but i have to admit hearing him say John Cena has gay paymasters was fucking hilarious lol

  • @WitherBro20
    @WitherBro20 Před měsícem +534

    I like how Tate thinks it's gay just because the guy is naked lmao

    • @Automaton2337
      @Automaton2337 Před měsícem +1

      I guess he thinks kickboxing is gay then and that makes him gay because if I'm right you fight people and kick people and get up close to men who are also pretty much naked.

    • @lambertstarr1218
      @lambertstarr1218 Před měsícem +71

      He just criticizes popular things for the sake of relevancy

    • @rolyatinsonia
      @rolyatinsonia Před měsícem

      He’s attracted so it must be gay

    • @DeadfishKing
      @DeadfishKing Před měsícem

      "If it's not gay, then why do I get a boner?"

    • @glasshorse6893
      @glasshorse6893 Před měsícem +47

      @@lambertstarr1218 yep. by his own logic he'd be the gayest guy around being in nothing but shorts a lotta the time

  • @chaf1067
    @chaf1067 Před měsícem +3

    The only thing I got out of this video is that Cena is still that awesome looking in his 50s

  • @MatrixUncut
    @MatrixUncut Před měsícem +2

    I dont see how that's an escape plan. An innocent man would also think "I'm gonna beat this trial, get out the country and never come back because they treated us this way."

  • @Padlock_Steve
    @Padlock_Steve Před měsícem +52

    the naked bit was 100% mr cenas idea that man is weird bro most likely went to jimmy and was like "hey jimbo can i get naked?"

    • @OGCatneySama
      @OGCatneySama Před měsícem +2

      Noone's ever seen John Cena naked, noone's ever seen John Cena at all.

  • @livingcheese2910
    @livingcheese2910 Před měsícem +121

    Tate: "exposes" how the real world works and "explains" it in great detail if you pay for his course
    Tates course: talking about secret gay Hollywood puppet master rituals

    • @krookedfemurs9785
      @krookedfemurs9785 Před měsícem

      I mean if you’re gonna sit here and tell me that Hollywood dosent weird gay sex shit?
      What about diddy and all his parties
      Meek mill?
      David Bowie?
      Jimmy page?
      Usher?
      Have you seen how the uncomfortable young Justin Bieber was around diddy?
      We KNOW they do weird strange shit that they don’t want us to know about and we ALL consume the media they produce, with their morals and ideas being put on a pedestal and any other ideas being put down, what about pedo island? We literally didn’t know about that for years, and it’s true, you think that’s the only pedo island?
      No, there’s new ones new and improved
      Now the kids fall into a furnace,

    • @Epic-so3ek
      @Epic-so3ek Před měsícem

      What. You don’t believe in secret gay Hollywood puppet master rituals?

    • @birb17
      @birb17 Před měsícem +2

      it astonishes me how slow one can be LMFAO and u had to edit ur message after fucking it up twice

    • @birb17
      @birb17 Před měsícem

      i dont even need to get in detail of how stupid this comment is t up shitter

    • @faroknazarfetah8101
      @faroknazarfetah8101 Před měsícem

      @@birb17that’s actually kinda hilarious

  • @MrDzoni955
    @MrDzoni955 Před měsícem

    Can't not think of the Egg boy from Hazbin Hotel. "And I was not supposed to talk about that!"

  • @professionalrockkicker
    @professionalrockkicker Před měsícem +2

    legit couldnt tell those pics of pyro were him

  • @FeFe-cb4wn
    @FeFe-cb4wn Před měsícem +148

    pyro, this is not bullying anymore. please get a different barber

    • @diegovilalpando7972
      @diegovilalpando7972 Před měsícem +8

      Bro 😂

    • @LeGabrielMan
      @LeGabrielMan Před měsícem +5

      @@professorpenne9962it’s the fact it looks like 2 C’s instead of an actual middle part, XqC really ruined our commentary youtuber

    • @Austen54
      @Austen54 Před měsícem

      He wants to be Northern European so bad. Only time he leaves his gooncave is to go to Poland or Sweden

    • @Yare_N
      @Yare_N Před měsícem +5

      Yeh man, Pyro is actually handsome but that Barber is ruining his Looks 💀😭

    • @kakagakakerger4165
      @kakagakakerger4165 Před měsícem

      he looks so fuckeable tho

  • @fragrantbloom
    @fragrantbloom Před měsícem +200

    He is so very clearly jealous of how hot John Cena is

    • @konstantingray5838
      @konstantingray5838 Před měsícem +53

      hes angry cena has still got hair lol

    • @galanga21890
      @galanga21890 Před měsícem +29

      @@konstantingray5838 and a chiseled face

    • @crzykerns
      @crzykerns Před měsícem

      WAKE UP WHY WAS JOHN CENA DAMN NEAR FULL NAKED ON LIVE TV FOR THE WORLD TO SEE EVEN CHILDREN WEIRDO

    • @jasperspearl2768
      @jasperspearl2768 Před 28 dny

      John Cena be fine af. 🤭

  • @Antal46
    @Antal46 Před měsícem +2

    As far as I know the judge let them go so nothing really happened.

  • @BlackTheNerevar
    @BlackTheNerevar Před měsícem +2

    Silver tongue? He's completely delusional and rambling about non sensical stuff. The logic is so far off.
    It's crazy how some people actually look up to this clown.
    Desperation is hell of a thing.

  • @jackofnotrades9155
    @jackofnotrades9155 Před měsícem +74

    Literally the smartest and most subtle Tate stan

    • @benquik
      @benquik Před měsícem +2

      At least im not broke buddy

    • @chris.2301
      @chris.2301 Před měsícem +9

      ​@@benquikevery tate stan says this, grow up

    • @S_JB
      @S_JB Před měsícem

      we aint broke tho@@chris.2301

  • @BrokenNoah
    @BrokenNoah Před měsícem +78

    Aiden ratted out his boyfriend. Damn.

  • @mettayuna
    @mettayuna Před měsícem +2

    im pretty sure John Cena did it in protest to wages given to costume designers - "youre naked without us"

  • @kitsunehouse3504
    @kitsunehouse3504 Před měsícem +2

    I got baited by the thumbnail only to find out it's the dude talking about the situation on the video

  • @Awe391
    @Awe391 Před měsícem +45

    Idk how people buy the humiliation ritual thing. Like have you kept an eye on him for the last idk, 20 years, he’s down for any bit

    • @limetime9045
      @limetime9045 Před měsícem +23

      He's the same man who willingly played Fred's imaginary dad multiple times across multiple Fred movies at the HEIGHT of his wrestling career. Like, he didn't need to take that role, he just saw the opportunity to do something goofy and ran with it.

    • @Furufoo
      @Furufoo Před měsícem +3

      ​@@limetime9045Oh God how dare you make me remember that

    • @bigwheelfromspidamahn1037
      @bigwheelfromspidamahn1037 Před měsícem

      @@Furufootbh he’s by far the best part of those movies

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@limetime9045 multiple? I thought he only appeared once as a cameo 💀

    • @bazookasniper5167
      @bazookasniper5167 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@ammagon4519nope. In every film

  • @seadee2834
    @seadee2834 Před měsícem +21

    The John Cena stuff is hilarious because in the Peacemaker TV show he does a full fight scene in nothing but white underwear. Like yeah bro the dude who just filmed all that for all the world to see is gonna be humiliated by something very similar to what he already willingly did. Not to mention he has been given money and fame essentially because of his incredible physique, why would he be ashamed of it when all he has received is praise for the past 20 years?

  • @kalosbaku
    @kalosbaku Před měsícem

    The unironic Subway surfers in a Pyro vid is actually dystopian

  • @KorotaSilence
    @KorotaSilence Před měsícem +5

    humiliation ritual tho i mean you gotta look into it. people do it all the time that have been famous forever. people fall off and he’s attempting to not fall off

    • @benjaminzarkhin1293
      @benjaminzarkhin1293 Před měsícem +7

      John Cena is not losing popularity.

    • @optichillo3221
      @optichillo3221 Před měsícem

      @@benjaminzarkhin1293 Of course not, he supports China xD Them and the Democrats got his back

  • @parliament-of-owls
    @parliament-of-owls Před měsícem +174

    that dude that's with tate makes them look like a married gay couple

    • @anifsky1065
      @anifsky1065 Před měsícem +53

      That’s his Brother I think 💀

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před měsícem

      ​@@anifsky1065 the blowjob brothers?

    • @knightmare5097
      @knightmare5097 Před měsícem +23

      @@anifsky1065 Even better :)

    • @jasonachilles8083
      @jasonachilles8083 Před měsícem +5

      Its his brother Tristan Tate XD

    • @malpheus4299
      @malpheus4299 Před měsícem

      The irony of tate saying he would never do anything fruity cracked me up when he is the fruitiest mfer I have ever seen trying to flex and desperately say he is masculine.

  • @gugalaxy7772
    @gugalaxy7772 Před měsícem +100

    I couldn't pay attention to the legal stuff since you didn't have family guy in the corner with subway surfers.

  • @RotaryMan1776
    @RotaryMan1776 Před měsícem +3

    The Adin Ross on stream impression was fucking spot on 💀💀

  • @bubanto
    @bubanto Před měsícem

    Valentino: breaths
    Fandom: "PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION!"

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 Před měsícem +60

    Adin Ross is the type of guy who posts a reaction video to his friend's plan to rob Fort Knox

    • @tke3131
      @tke3131 Před měsícem +1

      Nox.......LOL.... you need brain cells my dude.

    • @krimsonklaww611
      @krimsonklaww611 Před měsícem

      @@tke3131 "OH NO! ONE SPELLING ERROR! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOOGLE A MILITARY BASE THAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T THINK ABOUT ON A DAILY BASIS!".......LOL.... you need a life dude.

    • @birb17
      @birb17 Před měsícem

      ironic u a cornball that fails the basic grasp of english@@krimsonklaww611

    • @edwinsino5147
      @edwinsino5147 Před měsícem

      ​@@tke3131 Hey, don't you feel bad for bullying a child? How dare you assume he could've used two seconds to google how to write Ford Knocks?

  • @pootispiker2866
    @pootispiker2866 Před měsícem +164

    Tate being so worried about being gay is hilarious. Like mate, that ship has sailed- and you're on it.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Před měsícem +8

      Which one is he shipped on? Adin Ross? Sneako? His own brother 💀

    • @pootispiker2866
      @pootispiker2866 Před měsícem +14

      @@ammagon4519 It's hard to tell him apart from all the passengers

    • @char.ger-3321
      @char.ger-3321 Před měsícem +4

      Tate haters try not to project challenge impossible!!

    • @pootispiker2866
      @pootispiker2866 Před měsícem +22

      @@char.ger-3321 Projection? Bro I'm openly gay. Not insecure about being gay.

    • @char.ger-3321
      @char.ger-3321 Před měsícem +5

      @@pootispiker2866 then why you’re talking like you know him? lol

  • @Xcluxide
    @Xcluxide Před měsícem

    take a shot whenever pyro's cam shakes

  • @hardrockinhere
    @hardrockinhere Před měsícem +92

    I love how he calls them "characters", not "people"

  • @Gundam-Prime
    @Gundam-Prime Před měsícem +50

    HOLY SH*T PYRO YOU LOOKED PRETTY GOOD AS A GIRL 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Kira_Official_
    @Kira_Official_ Před měsícem +2

    Honestly, now that I know what happened and what the context is, I think maybe he just didn't realize what Tate meant when he said that. I don't know how all things considered, but I guess he really only has content on the mind 24/7. What an idiot.

  • @comprehensivecomparison
    @comprehensivecomparison Před měsícem +3

    the difference between trans john cena and trans pyrocynical is trans pyro is a total smash and trans john cena could smash my bones

  • @yothisdogisbehavinggoofyaf5248
    @yothisdogisbehavinggoofyaf5248 Před měsícem +37

    Forgot bro existed 💀💀💀

  • @TrashmanCZ
    @TrashmanCZ Před měsícem +56

    That sounds like some plotline from bad comedy movie.

    • @tigrovica8417
      @tigrovica8417 Před měsícem +1

      TrashmanCZ pod Pyromanem cynickým detekován 🚎

    • @cameronharding2878
      @cameronharding2878 Před měsícem +6

      "WHY DID YOU TELL EVERYONE MY PLAN LIVE ON KICK!!!!"
      "Aw shucks boss I told them to keep quiet though"
      ***laugh track***

  • @atecats
    @atecats Před měsícem +2

    6:26 I actually read the women's statements, it was "According to court documents, investigators identified seven women who said that the brothers misled them into believing they wanted a relationship with them" and they where arrested for "human trafficking, rape and forming a criminal gang to sexually exploit women" Although these two allegations are COMPLETELY different, the Romanian Force believes the women, so does UK Police.
    Im not a Tate meatrider or anything, but this is really pathetic, supporting 7 women when they literally changed all the allegations into something even more harsh because they have all the support.

    • @atecats
      @atecats Před měsícem +1

      And I do consider Tate stupid for texting someone even stupider his escape plan, or more importantly tate is the stupid one because he almost got out of the fake allegations, and yet the dumass planned this...

    • @user-ji4tj6ut2w
      @user-ji4tj6ut2w Před 27 dny +1

      that wasn't the only thing that the women said they had done. also the fact that they had more support let them know that they could share more of their story without fear of being punished for it

    • @atecats
      @atecats Před 21 dnem +1

      @@user-ji4tj6ut2w that's the thing, society know trusts women even if they are a liar.

    • @user-ji4tj6ut2w
      @user-ji4tj6ut2w Před 20 dny

      @@atecats they aren't lying though... there is strong evidence he did what they said he did.

    • @atecats
      @atecats Před 18 dny

      @@user-ji4tj6ut2w well no... He first got released because he statements where proven right. Then the dumb@ss did this and it became obvious that tate was trying to make an escape plan. The whole thing was in his side, but tate decided to be dumb and escape from the legal stuff

  • @user-vv5hp1xl8w
    @user-vv5hp1xl8w Před měsícem +2

    i thought jon cena got naked to stand in solidarity with costume designers and their union strike or something like that

  • @StrawChronicles
    @StrawChronicles Před měsícem +38

    I love when Slopcynical said “it’s sloppin time” and slopped all over me

  • @michaelsaunders1400
    @michaelsaunders1400 Před měsícem +26

    2:11 Oh my God, Pyro! You never told me you could be so beautiful! How dare you be so beautiful as Narcissus is turned into a flower!

  • @seth-rah
    @seth-rah Před měsícem

    Thank you for the subway surfers footage Pyro
    I know it's a bit, but it helps

  • @lifadysi9418
    @lifadysi9418 Před měsícem +2

    "Gay paymaster" but what about Andrew Tate's chair-sniffing disciple, Adin Ross?

  • @faniskouklas
    @faniskouklas Před měsícem +108

    2 views 10 seconds Pyro has truly made a comeback

  • @h1st0ryy87
    @h1st0ryy87 Před měsícem +59

    Gets good at 12:57

  • @hundkalas
    @hundkalas Před měsícem

    Aftonbladet is a swedish newspaper. Direct translation is “the evening paper”

  • @floatthefolf
    @floatthefolf Před měsícem +2

    Wasn't Tate always talking about how you need to be consious of who you hang out with? Should follow his own advice.

  • @graydood23
    @graydood23 Před měsícem +57

    6:43 - 8:12 is the only part of the video you need to watch (specifically the right third of the screen)

    • @chrispoznich
      @chrispoznich Před měsícem +7

      I think you meant to say 2:11 - 2:18