The Worst Pickup Lines on Tinder
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- čas přidán 31. 03. 2024
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Did he just say that making jokes about Lee Harvey Oswald would be disrespecting Abraham Lincoln?
Kennedy....Abe...Johnson's Johnson....it gets confusing
No, no, no, you misunderstood. It disrespected Abaha Lacan. He wrote the Emachache Pracacha.
I'm guessing he got his three-named presidential assassins switched. LHO -> JFK, John Wilkes Booth -> Lincoln.
I read this comment as he said it
@@impinkiepiuwu1832still laughing at this
Ah yes Oswald, the notorious assassin of Abbahamm Lincom
Definitely not Jahn Vilk Spooth
@@masondegaulle5731So tragic how Jahn’s life was sadly taken by the treacherous Lea Horvoy Oswald. May she rest in peace.
I believe it's pronounced "Lahhcaan".
He literally used a toby fox song for accidentally writing songs that already exist and doesn't know who he is.
To be fair, Megalovania, and a couple other Toby Fox songs, absolutely BLEW UP on the internet and youtube. So you can't blame Daniel for not knowing who Toby Fox is.
@@LovecraftianGodsKiller Just saying, still kinda ironic.
@@thebearer8904 Overall it isn't though.
But like, I remember one day, like 1 year after that whole thing like died down, my sister brought up megalovania, more specifically, was trying to figure out that the song she was thinking of was megalovania.
My sister was like 15 at the time (I was like 17-18). My sister is only online for social media for and with her friends. At the time, she would visit CZcams like once every 3-5 months.
However, in terms of Daniel, it is a little ironic.
He looked up living tombstone but not Toby Fox so he probably does though.
@@dayzlove4994 at this point, yeah
"Hello there" is Obi Wan Kenobi's catchphrase.
General Grievous responds, "General Kenobi!" and whips out 4 lightsabers.
My nerd is showing. I'll see myself out.
i was SHOCKED he didnt know this
honestly, I'm suprised people who open with "hello there" don't expect the response
NO NO COME BACK-
My friends play a version of Marco Polo but it’s “Hello There” with the response “General Kanobi”
No no, come back in
Honestly, if I was on a dating app and someone responded with "General Kenobi", I'd at least keep the convo going... And drop them if they think the sequel trilogy was good.
I appreciate that Daniel explains cultural jokes, so I can feel the cringe of every joke
And looks stuff up onscreen so I don't have to
And at the same time knows nothing about the more popular stuff
“Hi wow your cat is hot and I love you 🥵” absolutely decimated me. That was SO funny.
Same. That, combined with the weird little song Daniel made on the spot right before, absolutely SLAYED me!! 🤣
"Where does the angel fall into this?"
"Hopefully right into my arms."
Edit: "And we all no that fallen angels are bad boys 😏"
PS I'm a straight male.
Wow. If that was used on me, I’d be head over heels
Shit.....is this who I'm competing against?!? I'm gonna go try and compete in the real world then.
... Wow
Ohh, that's good! That's good!
“Hope you can catch me, because I have a dentist appointment.”
But in all seriousness that is an amazing response 😂
MUH BOY ABUHAM LINCUH
oh hello :)
toby fox and the living tombstones are the biggest green flags
nu uh
@@bc335 Wrong.
@@bc335 :loud incorrect buzzer noise:
either the biggest green flag or the biggest red flag... depends which side of the fandom that person is in
@@MyNeLi_cr fair. but the people who listen to toby fox’s soundtracks are some of the chillest people i’ve ever met
That ramble about Lake Tahoe was just 🤌🏼
I grew up nearby and sent that part to a bunch of family members lmao
Ikr! I was laughing like a crazy donkey😂
Lee Harvey Oswald, the famously, very well known, assassin of Abraham Lincoln, and no one else
I love it when Daniel jumps over to the piano just spit some insane but ethereal sh*t
“Cause if you don’t say what you want, they won’t munch your special spot-“
Ethereal gold 😂
@@lucasperdue312 Absolutely brilliant I want this man's mind
I just noticed the screen on the side. “Tinder? More like Tindon’t.”
tinder? I don't even know her
@@Qyubij damn.
"Okay your cat is hot and i love you" would 100% work on me, i laughed so hard
Ok love the editor saying ”No”.
not doing that Claire - voyant thing
I dont get it
@@StraightLace0 Daniel asked his video editor to put "Claire Voyant" on the bottom of the screen so it would be easier to get the joke, and the editor just flat-out refused.
"'Cause if you don't say what you want, they won't much your special spot.. EW AUGH-"
Words can't describe how much pain my lungs are in
Scott the Cowboy's profile is a gender-flipped mockery of certain single mothers' profiles. The cues are all there
Yeah for sure. He also clearly was the one who posted his own profile to reddit thinking he's clever and funny.
@@dissipatedcloud it's ok karen
@@SDAL_YT good one.
is it? Those mothers rarely say things like "must be submissive and knows how to cook and clean". I think he's just entitled to
he outtrolled Daniel
Not the JFK assassination joke💀
I'm a simple woman. I see Daniel, I click.
fr lol
Guilty 💀🫡
I do love my discount Timothy Chalamet
@@beckmania1066 STOP THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING 💀😭
me exactly
Ladies and gentlemen, ADHD on display. He couldn't finish reading a single sentence without stopping to make a bad joke or looking something up.
I didn't even think about that! Maybe 'cause I relate so much, lmao.
@@catbatrat1760 Yeah I always end up finding out later that the youtubers I enjoy watching pretty much all have ADHD. If shit's not jumping around on tangents then it's not gonna keep my ADHD brain entertained either lol.
WAIT I'M LITERALLY 6'3" WITH GREEN EYES AND CURLY HAIR. This is why I love the internet
But are they bright green?
@@dissipatedcloud Maybe not bright enough... How bright do you think we're talking?
@@aspenstudios72 like a neon sign.
@@dissipatedcloud Prolly not then
@@aspenstudios72 the have to glow like you've just swallowed refined uranium
My favorite part was when Daniel said : it's Thrashin' time and Thrashed all over tinder
"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"
(Daniel) "I like that. That would work on me."
Laughed so hard at this
Him saying he doesn't know who Toby Fox is literally shook me to my core
I can understand not knowing TLT but how does anyone with an internet presence (especially someone who makes music) not know the creator of Undertale
I had to take like 15 seconds to process this information
6:48 in the words of Michael Scott "that's what she said"
😑
guys: women are so indecisive they say they won't kiss or have sex on a first date and then turn around and ask why we are confused when they proposition us!"
yes it's almost like we are all individual people with different wants... its almost like that's a thing
Yeah like it's not a hive mind lmao
Tinder?
More like Tindern’t.
Also, the General Kenobi one would have at least gotten some conversation from me, but the last one was pretty freaking funny. I’m a simple woman- make me laugh or a nerdy joke? Okay, let’s talk. (Also love The Living Tombstone, My Ordinary Life is on my running playlist)
My Ordinary Life is a certified banger
I personally would've gone for Tinder? I hardly know her!
Daniel does not know who Toby Fox is.
That's just sad, man. Deltrarune Soundtrack is a banger
@@PhendetAndFriends Not only deltarune, Undertale is also amazing
@@majap1458 I even heard someone in a video (Scott Falco, I think) say that the best way to differentiate someone who hates Undertale genuinely vs. just because it was the "popular" thing to do a while back is if they bash the music.
UHM.... Who's gonna tell him? Lee Oswald, wasnt, uhhh,
I can't do it. Someone else tell him
My guy is charismatic enough to rewrite history. Let's let him have this one
Oh I just assumed this was a conspiracy theory I wasn't familiar with.
ok the thing about people like Scott is that who ever they're looking for doesn't exist, you cant have a list that long.
I know, and I can't help but wonder if he did get a woman if it wouldn't immediately turn into an unhealthy, controlling relationship. Ok, so you expect her to let you take the lead, but also she has to take care of your beard oil needs? Hopefully no woman is that desperate.
Even if that person did somehow exist, I would image she'd have her own high standards too.
1:34 bro really missed the opportunity to make a joke about an angel falling
THANK YOU BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS
Watching Daniel's vids is really keeping my adhd brain in check cause he does the things I'd pause the video to do like look up lake Tahoe or Morgan Wallen, check random details on the posts, etc. I hadn't even noticed I didn't check my phone for a whole 10 mins lmao
Saaaaaame!
For some reason I kept thinking Angel was Tooth fairy, even though it clearly said Angel and not fairy. My brain tried too hard to understand
10:25 for the teeth grinders out there, getting a mouth guard is cheaper than having to get a set of veneers after you chip a tooth (but if you do chip a tooth do get it fixed with a veneer, a crown or whatever- and use the mouth guard after as prevention)
6:20 .92% of people satisfy those requirements, girl is not finding love
I am that .92 🤷♂️
What would she do when they get old and gray and not quite as tall anymore?
@@sarahberkner They won’t
**For everyone talking about the Angel line**
This is how it used to go:
A." Did it hurt?" B."what?" A." When you fell from Heaven, because you're an Angel."
That line must be so old it has now lost itself in the game of telephone.
In anycase, that's how it used to go.
That's a different pickup line, it doesn't start with angel.
I love this channel, it's so unhinged.
If unhinged was a person, it would definitely be Daniel. I say that with love, Dan. I say that with love.
bro it's so funny when he just randomly turns german
He really missed the whole joke of the guy with all the qualifications at 7:07 doing exactly what many single moms on dating apps do... smh
14:36 "Mines an innie"
That made me laugh so hard
💀💀💀💀
6:12 Did the math. Combining US percentages for height (6'3" or TALLER, because that is very tall), and the world averages for the other two, I found that 0.004953% of people are like this. My math may be wrong though
Daniel not knowing who Toby Fox OR TheLivingTombstone is hurts my soul
Literal internet legends
Our boi didn’t catch the Star Wars reference on *hello there*
The keyboard/recording lab at my college had fewer keyboards than Daniel's office.
As a non native english speaker i am so grateful you explained that two thirty joke
12:56 I like how they actually give constructive criticism. I feel like most people would have left it at the "piece of driftwood" comment.
"let's look at how some people choose to use tinder"
*immediately shows a screenshot from facebook messenger*
"Don't know who Toby Fox is" He is the "para ba pa, pa pa pa parara" guy. Ya know, the one who made Megalovania...
I guess he also made other stuff, but, who cares.
Toby’s reputation amongst non-Undertale/Deltarune fans in a nutshell
@@finixmoon127 And somehow there's people that don't even know he made Megalovania despite knowing what Megalovania is! (Daniel is an example)
@@tpfoxCastro Yeah quite surprising honestly lol
8:48 dude is being satyrical because there's lots of women who expect these kinds of things (for you to pay for hair treatment ect)
Came to say the same thing.
9:06 I died at the national anthem. Found the successor to the "what the fuck is a kilometer" clip!
Then he immediately has to look up kgs lmfao
I love your shorts, but your long form videos are a gift from the heavens. Your communication song was great, btw.
11:16 Bro is calling me out with the "Lol" and "LMAO" thing 💀
Seeing the Lake Tahoe appreciation as a Nevadan pretty much made my day. Great video Daniel!!
Hello fellow Nevadan! 👋🏻👋🏻
I just got an ad for Better Help with Daniel in it and I got super confused 🤣
I am literally so bad at communicating online + me being trans and living in the middle of nowhere, the chances of me getting anywhere with Tinder are so slim I gave up quick lmao
Lee harvey Oswald was jfk I thought?
Yes, John Wilkes Booth was Lincoln 😂
the joke with the guy at 7:07 really flew over your head Dan! also google who toby fox is and specifically google "toby fox friend inside me" and play undertale i guess
9:30 *lighter
Remember that if you light your lighter enough, it eventually becomes so light it's too light to light.
Scott is looking for a 17th century stereotype rich girl
Daniel's editor is the most hardworking person I've ever seen
4:03 Oh, geez! This went from "weird, kooky, but pretty dang hot so can't complain" to "OH SHE'S PRETTY BAD ACTUALLY, AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!"
8:30 Daniel has not understood the assignment.
The guy is doing a parody of women on tinder who have excessive demands despite being nothing close to a hot commodity.
The exact "mother of 3, pay for my babysitter" bit has been going around for ages.
4:30 holy crap I love that German accent it's so funny I need to learn it ASAP 😂😂😂😂
Aura in the courtroom 😂😂😂
I was genuinely thinking about using a dating app because me and my ex both really liked the same things (Splatoon, mostly) and she dumped me because we “Didn’t have enough in common,” and I knew finding another gf who likes Splatoon was gonna be near impossible, which is why I almost considered using tinder. This video has changed my mind (and the fact that I’m in middle school)
You're in middle school? That explains why you think finding someone else who likes the same exact thing is terribly important. That's not what makes a relationship work.
Maybe just wait a few years and work on yourself and think about what you really want in a relationship in the future. Also it doesn't hurt to talk to an older adult like your parents or someone else about it.
I know reaction content is all over the place and it can feel redundant at times, especially as somebody who watches a lot of Emkay, The Click, OneTopic, KallmeKris & her bf Oompaland, and more, but my guy with your hilarious and unique sense of humor plus your musical talent, I freaking love your take on this trend. Please keep doing this! It's so fun to watch!
(Not saying anything bad about the other CZcamsrs ofc, I watch them cuz I love them, especially Kris and Click)
14:01 EXCUSE ME. As someone who lives in the Northeast and loves country music, I am offended. Morgan Wallen is my favorite country singer.
0:44
DANIEL DOESN'T KNOW WHO TOBY FOX IS????????
I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!
That caught me off guard so much I had to drink water for the sole purpose of spitting it out in disbelief immediately after
and the fact he's a musician 😭
ive been commenting this on every one of these types of videos but i love this format so much. and the phone call story had me rolling for literal minutes
Not understanding that the cowboy profile was literally a gender swap of far too many single mom profiles, and then even saying "what if the genders were reversed"... peak entertainment!
this video was perfectly timed, and so good
(i was crying for like 30 minutes and finally decided to click on it. thank you for the laughs.
This video was uploaded 3 minutes ago. There are 17 comments currently. I counted 4 pfps with butts that say Ai generated stuff like “hey cutie” or “I can make your fantasy true”.
Says a lot about your choice in titles lol
To be fair, there are a *lot* of weird bots
Not really, thats not how bots work
8:26 “This guy, wants a soccer mom NOW!” 😭
Tinder? More like tindon’t. I saw that 😌
The fact that Daniel knows basically nothing in this video and yet has made so much great stuff is actually really motivating, thanks lol. I guess he's just not chronically online so he hasn't heard of Toby Fox, The Living Tombstone, Morgan Wallen, and... confuses John Wilkes Booth with Lee Harvey Oswald
My dad has ridden around Lake Tahoe twice (its 72ish miles) Beautiful place.
Thank you, Daniel, for reminding me why I'm not on Tinder.
I think the guy you have to pay a babysit for is being ironic lol, because there are women who are like this. Isn't that why he's pulling an Uno reverse card? I think it's brilliant.
16:15 that was so good, I think I'm in love
That was good. Made me chuckle.
wait what...this guy makes LONG FORM CONTENT?
At first I didn't think I'd enjoy this kind of videos on your channel but they're really fun. Good work
I really like this new reacty music style of content, a good mix of these and your usual funny vids and it'll craft an even more perfect channel ❤️
Me, in my 30s. Never used a dating app. I'm quite pleased with this decision.
At first, I thought you were calling me love like one of those British guys 😅❤
'tinder more like tindon't' at 8:00 on his monitor
4:30 the first time I have thought about Gunter from Disney Channel's Shake It Up in YEARS. Daniel that accent took me waaaay back. Also I don't know why I decided to drink Hot Cocoa while watching this video like I wouldn't laugh. You have direct access to my funny bone.
I'm 38 and never dated. Unsure why, either I've never been interested in anyone or I'm demisexual, but recently after being stressed tf out taking care of my dad 24/7, I've started to consider the possibility of dating, y'know, to stop feeling so alone.
Not any more, thanks for steering me away :D
the whole time I'm thinking, this is kind of mid, and then the cat post comes out of nowhere and 16 min totally worth it. 👏
computer in the back is crazyyy "Tinder? more like Tindon't"
14:41 same bro😂 no, no don't ever think that had me crying. edit, also hehe clair voyant. Nice
14:10 signals passing like ships in the night 💀
Daniel(looks at 14% on screen): "please charge your phone"
Me(looks at my phone-14%): yeah, not a bad idea
amazing question daniel
That last one was absolutely INCREDIBLE
I need a friend like Daniel
"Doing well" on Tinder is not what I would call doing well.
I don't know if that's a bit or not, but you've missed the joke at 8:16 - "Scott's" profile is satire, and is a flipped version on what many women do on these apps
"I dont know who Toby Fox is..." There has been a disturbance in the force...as if thousands of souls were screaming out in pain...
Thanks for explaining the tooth hurty joke it flew completely over my head when hearing it for the first time 😭