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  • @LilBunni7
    @LilBunni7 Před 6 měsíci +915

    The way he is so panicked throughout this video makes him sound like he’s being held at gunpoint and being forced to cook against his will 😭

    • @omnipresentsnowflake4698
      @omnipresentsnowflake4698 Před 5 měsíci +35

      if you aren't having a panic attack while cooking, are you really cooking?

    • @ChraO_o
      @ChraO_o Před 5 měsíci +4

      I'm blind so, probably yes IDK I can't see.

    • @paulbozo3055
      @paulbozo3055 Před 5 měsíci +3

      How did you type that message

    • @ChraO_o
      @ChraO_o Před 5 měsíci

      @@paulbozo3055 buttons,
      I don't see things but I hear it through the painstaking google voices

    • @katy2508
      @katy2508 Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@omnipresentsnowflake4698 cooking = eating = surviving = living = enjoying
      So if you aren’t enjoying yourself when you’re cooking, are you really living?

  • @dokhtK25
    @dokhtK25 Před 6 měsíci +420

    Quick tip for cooking with ADHD prepare ALL the ingredients before turning on any kind of heat. Just havw everything ready and close so once the heat is on you won't be runnig around the kitchen looking for other stuff and worrying about burning your food... Sometimes I even pour the amount of different spices I want in one bowl, so I won't have to worry about that while doing 53625 other things

    • @harveyweir8061
      @harveyweir8061 Před 6 měsíci +21

      Absolutely it's the biggest difference between a tranquil enjoyable experience and total hellfire

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Před 6 měsíci +11

      esp for someone not used to cooking. it takes the pressure off.

    • @shinny4070
      @shinny4070 Před 6 měsíci +25

      Also, cut the raw meat last, this way you’re not running around looking for a new chopping board. And then you can use one knife for everything.

    • @dokhtK25
      @dokhtK25 Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@shinny4070 great point

    • @angrypotato_fz
      @angrypotato_fz Před 6 měsíci +16

      The French call it "Mise en place". Having everything sorted, chopped and ready before actual cooking is not just for cooking shows :)

  • @terrijaneus
    @terrijaneus Před 6 měsíci +413

    ignore the fact that Daniel is bad at cooking, let's just appreciate the fact that Daniel somehow managed to effortlessly and skilfully spin his cat into an abyss when she walked onto the cutting board.

  • @advikshan
    @advikshan Před 6 měsíci +647

    We gotta give some credit to the editor for making Daniel's bad cooking actually entertaining

    • @TheGoatGirl2
      @TheGoatGirl2 Před měsícem +2

      the two camera setup was great too

  • @Flufflyplatypus
    @Flufflyplatypus Před 6 měsíci +640

    A few things because you appear to be concerned with food safety (I am a State Health Inspector with FDA clearance meaning I inspect your everyday grocery stores and restaurants but i also do large food manufacturing plants)
    1) Food in a sealed air tight package past the "expiration" (barring any manufacturing defect) will be safe to eat long after the sell by date on the food. In fact all food (by law) is required to be usable and safe to eat after whatever date is indicated on the packaging.
    2) Wash your hands after handling raw chicken, it wasnt shown whether you did or didnt. Going from raw chicken to a salt and pepper shaker or drawers or whatever can leave traces of salmonella in the environment and you can accidentally make yourself or others sick.
    3) You joke about putting a cutting board on a cutting board after meat but that is a very common practice and actually totally fine.

    • @DaTimmeh
      @DaTimmeh Před 6 měsíci +64

      Appreciate this from someone with more credentials. Saw him toss the sausages and thought those were definitely gonna be fine still. If it passes the sight and smell tests, and isn't likely to be problematic, I'ma eat it.
      My record is 7 years expired crackers, a little stale but otherwise fine. Not that I'd recommend this extreme, but as you said, if it's sealed, it'll be edible a lot longer.

    • @benwagner5089
      @benwagner5089 Před 6 měsíci

      @@DaTimmeh I do not recommend 20 year old instant ramen. Edible, but not tasty, and your guts will churn for a few hours afterward.
      But it wasn't my fault! I was a teenager and the food was just there, not being eaten, and I don't waste food.

    • @RaethFennec
      @RaethFennec Před 6 měsíci +10

      @@DaTimmeh Not even hundreds of years old honey from an Egyptian pharaoh's tomb? Pfff. There's also foods that go rancid but don't spoil. Remember, just because it won't make you sick or cause serious harm doesn't mean it's a good idea to eat! The medicine and extra potable water is far carbon-heavier than a few onions or potatos.

    • @ApertureMusicCollections
      @ApertureMusicCollections Před 6 měsíci +4

      I didn't know the cutting board on cutting board would be okay. Does the bacteria not move onto it or something?

    • @Rockalanche
      @Rockalanche Před 5 měsíci +6

      Appreciate your knowledge. I also was worried when Daniel didn't appear to wash his hands after working with the chicken.

  • @jeancly4941
    @jeancly4941 Před 6 měsíci +95

    i love the evergrowing price of those salt and pepper dispensers

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Před 6 měsíci +11

      that got me. first i was like 'holy sh*t, $300????' then it was six and i started laughing.

    • @katiamakovskiy330
      @katiamakovskiy330 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I thought I was the only one who noticed💀😂

    • @Key3de
      @Key3de Před 3 měsíci +3

      I saw $339 at first and I was like “oh that’s unnecessary” and then it went up to 11k 😂

  • @JaiLeeroy
    @JaiLeeroy Před 6 měsíci +140

    Says he can cook eggs, proceeds to make a restaurant style meal. 😅 Great job, you actually dovetailed tasks, you CAN cook. Timing everything to be ready at the same time is always a challenge.

    • @Dragobot7
      @Dragobot7 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Minus him murdering the chicken and eggs

  • @m.piglet4541
    @m.piglet4541 Před 6 měsíci +440

    Tip: you shouldn't keep your cooking oils, especially olive oil, next to the stove like that. They should be stored in a cool, dark place like in a cabinet or your pantry. Also, chicken sausage that is 3 days past the expiration date would be fine to eat, particularly if the package was unopened.

    • @Baku_bro
      @Baku_bro Před 6 měsíci +19

      that’s what i was thinking

    • @EasyTarget83
      @EasyTarget83 Před 6 měsíci +10

      1000% agree. Keep you oils in a cool dark place. And not in cabinet above stove

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Před 6 měsíci +23

      tho near the stove really will be fine. especially if on side that doesn't see heat. let's not complicate things for people. he'll be fine. (and yes, i can cook, and well. agreed that ideally the dark cab, but honestly when people cook they bring it down next to the stove anyway, so....)

  • @adancein
    @adancein Před 6 měsíci +178

    I think the hardest part about cooking is deciding what to make, everything else is just practice

    • @aamu3
      @aamu3 Před 6 měsíci +2

      true

    • @GT-tj1qg
      @GT-tj1qg Před 5 měsíci +2

      You are clearly good at cooking

    • @seanstettner4317
      @seanstettner4317 Před 5 měsíci +3

      ChatGPT is quite good at that. Write in what ingredients you have/want to use, ask for a recipe, and it'll spit something reasonable out.

    • @adancein
      @adancein Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@seanstettner4317 Interesting! I seem to remember a website that had a similar idea, but sometimes made.... interesting suggestions, like mustard soup.

    • @rachaelc4762
      @rachaelc4762 Před 5 měsíci +2

      the hardest part about cooking is spending $100 on ingredients for one meal and wasting 3 hours of your life making something that turned out just 'ok'.

  • @joshuahernandez3675
    @joshuahernandez3675 Před 6 měsíci +36

    As someone who's taught a decent number of people how to cook, this is a really rough way to teach yourself to cook. The high-level problem with your approach is that you're doing much more than you're ready for, which is causing a stress response that you have to manage on top of cooking. Then every time you do that, you're training yourself to associate cooking with stress, which adds to the mental overhead of cooking.
    Personally, I would start you off by making several batches of scrambled eggs, playing around with salt and when you take them off the pan. I generally like to normalize the idea that when you're learning, it's okay to waste food and botch dishes so that you don't carry so much performance anxiety. Simple eggs are great for developing that mindset because they're relatively cheap, so you don't feel bad experimenting. Scrambled eggs are also good for developing a sense of taking food off the pan early, because food continues to cook off the flame. And for developing a sense of seasoning (a lot of amateur cooks underseason their food because they don't have a good sense of what's too much seasoning).
    Commenting on what you did, it's best to have all your ingredients prepared and in place before you start cooking. You should also have a plan on the order you want to put things on the stove so that everything finishes at the same time. If you're prepared and mentally visualized what you will do, cooking will feel less stressful.
    As you noted, you set the pan heat too high. Eggs do better on medium-low heat. You also moved the chicken more than you needed to. Flipping chicken prematurely actually makes it more likely to stick.
    Finally, I do want to compliment your knife handling technique and your attention to cross-contamination.
    I really like your content, and hope all of that was at least a little helpful.

    • @L83467
      @L83467 Před 4 měsíci +1

      i think that most people just need to lower their expectations for the food they make. If they make scrambled eggs and its not perfect, ie, too dry or whatever, its still perfectly edible, so they have successfully made food, they can cook!

    • @piiec7642
      @piiec7642 Před 4 měsíci

      "Eggs are relatively cheap" Don't mind me, imma just go and mentally cry over here. If only.....

  • @adancein
    @adancein Před 6 měsíci +57

    You should watch "You Suck At Cooking", it's a great channel/series for people who struggle figuring out how to make good food, while at the same time it's pretty f*cking funny.

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Před 6 měsíci +8

      hahaaa i thought of that when i saw this vid pop up. LOVE that channel. easy to follow, too.

  • @tayzonday
    @tayzonday Před 6 měsíci +476

    I got a twelve-egg hard-boiler. It’s has been sitting in my cabinet unused for a year.
    Also, Simple Green makes a “Simple Green D” disinfectant concentrate that you can mix 1:50 in a spray bottle. It is ammonia based, but way more effective than vinegar.
    If you really want effective chemical-free disinfecting, you can also use a multi-purpose steamer.

    • @benshearin8514
      @benshearin8514 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Woah!
      It’s Tayzonday!

    • @ShaynaCommenter
      @ShaynaCommenter Před 6 měsíci +12

      The fact chocolate rain guy watches daniel somehow makes all the sense in the world

    • @NosManJr
      @NosManJr Před 6 měsíci +1

      Brother is truly just a youtube consumer

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@NosManJr They're just like us

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 Před 5 měsíci

      A "twelve egg hard boiler" is called a pot. Holy shit.

  • @AndrewHalliwell
    @AndrewHalliwell Před 6 měsíci +36

    You can't expect to be good at everything. You've got more musical talent in your little fingernail than I have in my entire body, so it balances out

  • @NoobixCube
    @NoobixCube Před 6 měsíci +35

    Number one bit of advice for Daniel: Watch Sorted Food. The recipes they do aren't hard, they get good results, and above all, the way it's presented, it's great at giving you the confidence to give it a try. You know how many times I tried a recipe I saw on a cooking show back when I was a kid and actually _wanted_ to cook? Once. I made very bad meringues. Sorted Food has had me making a bunch of simple dishes, and I've only lightly dismembered myself once! (knife skills fail, took a small slice off my index finger that bled like you wouldn't believe...)

  • @corrinleivan
    @corrinleivan Před 6 měsíci +10

    The salt/pepper shaker prices going up every time was killing me

  • @katetanner28
    @katetanner28 Před 6 měsíci +109

    I've got two tips for you! 1) If staying food safe stresses you out, try a meat-free Monday situation. It's really nice not having to worry about cross contaminating things as much. 2) One pot (ish) meals are so much easier on the ADHD brain. The less multitasking you can do, the better. So simple curries, stews, soups, pasta and the like, where you're cooking pretty much everything in one big pot (other than the rice or noodles) is the way to go. That, or doing all your chopping before you start like you're on a food network show. Hope that helps in some way!

    • @hannahtoennis8860
      @hannahtoennis8860 Před 5 měsíci

      I also saw some one pot dishes with the noddles in the soup, idk if it’s a good idea but if you look up „one pot pasta“ you should be able to find some recipes

    • @xHondjerex
      @xHondjerex Před 5 měsíci

      Oh my, I never knew I did the one pot thing because it's easier on my ADHD lol. It is tho!

  • @sketchyphoenix7315
    @sketchyphoenix7315 Před 6 měsíci +12

    Cooking notes: (because you asked)
    Expiration dates are not strictly accurate. They're just slapped on estimates, so the best way to check if food is still okay is just through sight, touch, and smell. Like how you knew the onion was going bad. Of course, being careful with meat is super important so if you don't feel comfortable with a food that you've had for some time, it's better to throw out than get sick.
    For food safety, you ought to cut raw meat on a separate board, preferably not a wood one since the raw meat juices can soak into the wood.
    Cutting into a piece of chicken to make sure it's cooked is the pro move. You don't need to have high heat to ensure it cooks, just let it cook for longer and it will cook through evenly.
    Breakfast looks delicious! Can never have too much onion.

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong Před 6 měsíci +35

    Don't worry Daniel, i myself would turn the whole kitchen into a sea of fire if i tried to cook.

    • @gavins6419
      @gavins6419 Před 6 měsíci

      Why am I seeing you everywhere?

    • @ggmochie2615
      @ggmochie2615 Před měsícem

      @@gavins6419 that's the question of the century. they never answer the question and remain forever mysterious

  • @yummynubs3646
    @yummynubs3646 Před 5 měsíci +7

    As someone who's helped cook serve food to a room full of relatively important people and could probably be considered as some 'professional' seeing Daniel cook didn't immediately make me want to pull my hair out like some other people on this platform when they tried
    And seeing him run around panicking like he was about to serve food to the queen when all he was doing was making himself breakfast was very funny

  • @secretlyadonutsawr
    @secretlyadonutsawr Před 6 měsíci +471

    as a person who cannot cook, the fact that you can make eggs without burning down the house is amazing to me
    edit: tysm for 380 likes 🥰
    edit 2: holy shit 411 likes 😱

    • @bloopbloop9687
      @bloopbloop9687 Před 6 měsíci +11

      How do people live if they don't cook? Do you just live off of canned tuna and PB&J's?

    • @BenDavidin5784
      @BenDavidin5784 Před 6 měsíci +10

      I learned at 28 that not being able to cook isn’t quirky and cute, recommend asking your mum or friends or neighbours to like shadow them for some meal prep time

    • @morningstar9849
      @morningstar9849 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Put the pan on a low heat, somewhere between 2 and 5. Then, when it looks like they're almost done, turn the heat off because the eggs are going to keep cooking. It really shouldn't take any more than three or four minutes to make some damn good eggs.
      If you put some butter and then spinach in the pan, you can saute the spinach and then cook the eggs right in there. Toss some cheese in there and you've got a really nice and healthy breakfast. I recommend using black pepper because in my opinion it's more flavorful than anything else.

    • @secretlyadonutsawr
      @secretlyadonutsawr Před 6 měsíci

      @@bloopbloop9687 LMFAO
      I'm actually a plant
      I photosynthesize

    • @secretlyadonutsawr
      @secretlyadonutsawr Před 6 měsíci

      @@BenDavidin5784 LMFAOOOOOOO
      AMAZING ADVICE

  • @Xelaria
    @Xelaria Před 5 měsíci +4

    The expiration date isn’t the date the food becomes rotten or dangerous to eat. It’s just when it stops becoming fresh. So you can still safely cook it and eat its week or 2 after it “expires” but it would taste a bit stale. this is mostly for meat and veggies, it’s not entirely true for eggs and milk.
    Also onions usually take the longest to cook, so it’s best to seat them first in a pan before meat. It’s nicely roast them.

  • @jaydenzanner9173
    @jaydenzanner9173 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Vocabulary of the day:
    "Mise en place" is a French culinary phrase that basically means "put everything in it's place." That refers to completing your prep work *before* you start cooking. Don't even turn on the stove until you've prepared all of your ingredients.
    I think you'll find that you won't be as stressed during the cooking process if everything's laid on the counter within reach.
    Also, I usually always doubt my food as I cook, and I always brace myself for the first bite to be terrible. But my food is always significantly better than I expect it to be. Regardless, I think that looked and sounded amazing.
    I'm looking forward to the next time; that was a ton of fun to watch. 🙂

  • @dreww1459
    @dreww1459 Před 6 měsíci +9

    As a person who realized he had no clue how to cook (despite what my parents would tell you about how they raised me), I found Cooks Illustrated and America's Test Kitchen.
    Cooks Illustrated is an excellent publication that not only gives you a recipe but also gives you an explanation as to WHY the person refined it and their various steps in doing so. The context will help you build your skills.
    America's Test Kitchen is from the same people and a veritable trove of information.
    After a significant amount of time and practice, I consider myself competent at cooking. Vastly better than where I started. You can get there too my friend.

  • @morningstar9849
    @morningstar9849 Před 6 měsíci +20

    That unironically looks really tasty. If the eggs are burnt though you should probably start cooking them on a lower Heat. You got to make sure you turn off the burner when it looks like they're almost done. Also, you can saute the spinach buy cooking it in the pan with butter and scrambling some eggs with cheese right there in the pan. It's really really good.

  • @advikshan
    @advikshan Před 6 měsíci +7

    1:18 What just happened lol

  • @youtubusinfo
    @youtubusinfo Před 6 měsíci +6

    Daniel, I can't live anymore without your authenticity and cozy lawn-mowing stories in your "let's talk about" videos. Don't throw away this idea, man! People need to cure their ADHD somehow.

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX Před 6 měsíci +15

    3:43 i'm actually really enjoying this :D i hope you do more of these. even if it's just a series of failing upwards. trying actual recipes and going through the chaos of making it. (plus you really will learn how to make stuff, by osmosis, using this method.)

  • @MiraFRiyanti
    @MiraFRiyanti Před 6 měsíci +3

    I'm afraid of the rest food of Daniel's fridge

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX Před 6 měsíci +22

    FYI to daniel and anyone: *chop and freeze your onions.* that way they don't go bad, and it's one less thing to chop for quick cooking. the meat like that is great to toss in the freezer, too. if you put them in a plastic bag, it's also easy to just grab a link or two and not have it go bad. OR, if close to the date, chuck the whole thing in. :]

  • @SgtGolas
    @SgtGolas Před 6 měsíci +8

    I recommend putting onions/garlic before the meats most of the times. Same with mushrooms but those should be done without any oil cause they're gonna sweat and get soggy otherwise, just fry them a little on a dry pan. you can use a separate pan or just take them off when you're done, then add oil and other ingredients and then throw them in again towards the end

  • @jazzzjones2444
    @jazzzjones2444 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Him: I like to cook eggs…
    His cat: kill me 😢

  • @nordichana
    @nordichana Před 5 měsíci +1

    I'm scared of chickens to, now. Yesterday I found out that in nature, they don't really eat corns and stuff, but rather small insekst... they actually HUNT!

  • @icancu9680
    @icancu9680 Před 6 měsíci +4

    have you tried cooking with a complex aged wine

  • @The_undefeated_one
    @The_undefeated_one Před 6 měsíci +1

    ”I got a second egg thing”

  • @NelielSugiura
    @NelielSugiura Před 6 měsíci +4

    Hot take: ignore expiration dates on packages. They are there to push stuff off the shelves faster and help the supermarket/grocery to know when to pull things. But if it is in your house on time and properly transported (delivered to the door or kept cold as you can between store and home), it can be just fine for a week or so after. Better to use your sniffer and eyes to look for things that look wrong.... like dark spots or white fuzz. You will get a feel from this for how long food really lasts... like potatoes I find dates to be rather accurate. Chicken can go half a week after. Etcetera.
    For example, I just finished some perfectly good iceberg lettuce this morning (the 29th) that had a "use by 15th" label on it. There was only a tiny bit of wilting and brown because I had opened it a few days ago (24th), when it was perfectly good.
    Local grocery here has actually gone to taking dates off produce to stop people tossing things early (they can track it in other ways internally). It is a huge problem in the food chain.
    Huge food waste to toss things just because some date on the package is a few days over.

    • @Maurycy5
      @Maurycy5 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Damn I gotta look for dates on my potatoes!
      Jokes aside, I am glad this is being said.

    • @ellenkarlsson9490
      @ellenkarlsson9490 Před 6 měsíci +6

      You really should not ignore use by dates, they are there for safety. Best before dates are suggestions and can be ignored.

    • @shinny4070
      @shinny4070 Před 6 měsíci

      @@ellenkarlsson9490I agree with the use by v expiration dates. Just a note though, if you are making a meal for very young children or the elderly, be really careful with those dates, children and the elderly are much more vulnerable to raised bacteria levels in out of date foods than someone who is 30 and fit and healthy. Those dates are there for this reason and because the supermarket/manufacturer does not know how long you will leave food sitting in your fridge at home before you use it.

  • @natescovill
    @natescovill Před 6 měsíci +5

    As a professional chef, I can say you've got some great cooking habits; knife skills, trash bowl, mise en place, paying attention to sanitation, etc... You just need practice (so does everyone else, we professionals included).
    But I've hired worse.

  • @lotrdude13
    @lotrdude13 Před 6 měsíci +1

    It's so fascinating watching you panic and separate things and talk a whole bunch about cross contamination when I combine everything in the same pan (if they're to be mixed together) and sometimes put meats and veggies in the air fryer so I don't use as many dishes and so it goes faster, and it always turns out amazing lol.

  • @siberianhusky2763
    @siberianhusky2763 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The editor comes up with the best jokes, I love it.

  • @EDuGoIHuvvet
    @EDuGoIHuvvet Před měsícem

    I think this is one of the most relatable cooking videos I've ever seen. Fr, I don't think I've ever seen a person with ADHD cook before, and the underlying stress, panic and slight chaos when things starts to "bunch together" (couldn't come up with a better word, but I'm hoping you'll get what I mean), is me basically everytime I cook, even if I try to prepare everything beforehand.
    May sound silly, but I honestly didn't know how much I needed to see this 😅

  • @TheRaggadazar
    @TheRaggadazar Před 5 měsíci +1

    I am so here for Thrasher cooking. We need more "I don't know what I'm doing" cooking streams. Gotta start somewhere

  • @delilacain7882
    @delilacain7882 Před měsícem +1

    I have 2 super easy recipes that require almost no skill!
    Machismo: Chop up some potatoes into chunks (the larger the chunks the longer they will take to cook through) and cook on medium heat for, like 15 minutes. Then put in 1lb of ground beef and just break it up into little pieces. Now would be a good time to season to taste. Reduce to medium low and cover with lid, cook for about 15 minutes or so. Once your ground beef and potatoes are cooked through, you're good. Throw a drained can of green beans in, stir it all together, and give it about five more minutes for the green beans to come up to temp. Serve in bowl or plate. I enjoy drowning mine in ketchup but my husband likes his plain.
    Kitchen Sink Soup: combine 1 undrained can each of of corn, petite diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, green beans, a couple good handfuls of frozen broccoli (I use a bit more because I really like broccoli), 1 brick of frozen spinach. I recommend these ingredients as a good starting base and from here add whatever else you've got that sounds like it might be good, like some old frozen chicken you've been meaning to use or that old can of hominy in the back of the pantry (throw in everything but the kitchen sink if you want to lol). Rinse the tomato sauce can into the pot and you'll have your 1 additional can of water. season to taste and boil for however long you want honestly. The longer it cooks the better it is usually. Just make sure your chicken is cooked through if you add any. one of those tiny cans of tomato paste is great but not necessary.

  • @Cloud_Dreamer7
    @Cloud_Dreamer7 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Still more expertly complicated than anything I could ever do

  • @user-wr2uy9pj4m
    @user-wr2uy9pj4m Před 6 měsíci +2

    0:34 That sounds like a great idea, I wanted to do this just with singing but uhh... yeah

  • @appollyon99
    @appollyon99 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "I'm gonna make an egg for breakfast"... *proceeds to cooking with only 2 eggs and then adds 12 metric tons of other random crap*

  • @saddlebag
    @saddlebag Před 6 měsíci +1

    An “I suck at cooking” and a “You Suck At Cooking” video in the same day? What a fun coincidence.

  • @Spottedleaf8767
    @Spottedleaf8767 Před 6 měsíci +2

    He says he's bad at cooking yet I would never have been able to do this.

  • @cuddlymonkey603
    @cuddlymonkey603 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The rock as an egg got me. I think it's because it's my sister's lock screen.

  • @gooseman10
    @gooseman10 Před 5 měsíci

    7:44 “cuz im afraid of chickens”
    “insert 4k chicken jumpscare”

  • @Casett
    @Casett Před 6 měsíci +4

    Cooking with Daniel is the video I didn't know I needed today!

  • @Soundscapes775
    @Soundscapes775 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Cooking tipps INPORTANT!
    To make a good omelette
    Inves in basil and thyme
    Onion powder
    White pepper powder
    Cayenne pepper
    and salt
    Wisk two eggs and a dash of milk in a bowl and ad the named spices from above eccept fir salt. Ad salt last wen done cooking, wen salt is added directly into the dish it dissolves and disperses making it easier to over salt.
    Heat up your skillet and then and ad good amount of oil, rapeseed oil. A good amount is two sircles around the skillets worth. Wen moving the pan and angeling it, youll know the oil is warm if it moves quickly around the pan, then is were you turn down the heat to medium low and start pouring in the eggs.
    Wen pouring in the eggs, pour a little at a time, wen it hits the pan and starts to bubble, you ad more and start moving the eggs in the pan,folding the omelette and pushing the edges to the middle.
    If you think you can flip it using a spatula, you can try just ad salt first! Otherwise use a spatula and just fold it over itself wen it has become one omellete.
    Wen serving ad the salt ontop.
    Wen cooking. Think about the fragrance and essence of the oil youre using, olive oil is for breads, soups, sallads and sauces. Butter is for sauces, basting meat and lighter cooking like pankakes (margerine and butter are not the same) and rapeseed oil is for every day cooking and is the best alternative of making ex. omlette.
    If i were you, to make a good hearty breakfast, if you have things like sausages, bacon or left over boild potato, just fry em up to ad more volume to your dish.
    If you want to feel fresh in the morning instead of full, have a sallad on the side with with some feta cheese, no, not sallad cheese, feta cheese, i say this beacause there is a difference. Feta that comes in the marine blue pakaging with the ZEDA, yellow and black logo, is feta cheese its ritcher and creamier! Great for a good dipp or for a tuna sallad, but sallad cheese it often is already diced up sitting in pakaged water, itcan feel almot dry wen eating it.
    I say ad feta beacaus it ads some sting to a sallad.
    Thats all i think. :)
    P.S Please, show the spice rack. Dont tell me the spicyest yull go is onion powder.
    P.S.S black pepper is stronger and a little more woddy than white pepper, and white pepper is a little milder but not as floral as pink pepper corns.

  • @jennastephan1413
    @jennastephan1413 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Most realistic cooking content. Every adult learning to adult sound off. Lol

  • @VideoGamerTopia
    @VideoGamerTopia Před 5 měsíci +1

    The many times he used Rock Dwane Johnson as a Egg is funny

  • @notaspy7633
    @notaspy7633 Před 3 měsíci

    Please do more of these. This was so entertaining

  • @notlegallyskylar
    @notlegallyskylar Před 6 měsíci +1

    I am super excited for this series

  • @chicken3866
    @chicken3866 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I cannot stop laughing about that Dwayne egg

  • @saadat7703
    @saadat7703 Před 5 měsíci

    First episode of the Daniel Thrasher "I'm suck at cooking" show and I'm so here for it! Can't wait for the next one!

  • @SuMMeRFLi5
    @SuMMeRFLi5 Před 5 měsíci

    You did great! I swear you actually made cooking look easy. Great job Daniel!

  • @natpicking
    @natpicking Před 6 měsíci +1

    The Chicken JUMP SCARE was unnecessary Senõr Editor! 😭 Danggg it! 😂

  • @mckenzie.sherer
    @mckenzie.sherer Před 5 měsíci +5

    daniel: says he can’t cook
    also daniel: makes gourmet meal

  • @LaurenJoyStudio
    @LaurenJoyStudio Před 6 měsíci

    "Just grabbing my pot right now..."
    *picks up a pan*

  • @easkay
    @easkay Před 6 měsíci +3

    For someone who said they suck at cooking, you are doing great! Keep it up :)

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX Před 6 měsíci

    ok, your bit at the end gives me hope that this really WILL be a series! :D

  • @garettjohnson6978
    @garettjohnson6978 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "The rest I'm gomma throw out"
    Please don't! Use it for stock! If you have veggie scraps piling uo, you can use them with some water to make a really good stick which you can use for gravy, broths for soups, etc. Not a single thing goes to waste in this household, Daniel.

  • @BooksShoesCats
    @BooksShoesCats Před 3 měsíci

    LOVE the cat on the countertop!!! That is exactly the only right way to live with animals. ❤

  • @rachaelc4762
    @rachaelc4762 Před 5 měsíci

    the editing is beyond excellent

  • @tessashainin7852
    @tessashainin7852 Před 5 měsíci

    "Just gonna grab a pot" *proceeds to grab a pan*

  • @ml07
    @ml07 Před 5 měsíci

    9:21 not me eyeing the alcohol in the back 😂

  • @RaethFennec
    @RaethFennec Před 6 měsíci +1

    I've been cooking from scratch several times a week for years. I'm no pro, but still. A few tips, especially for when you're new.
    Chop and prep everything before you put anything more than a pot of water on heat. By doing this, you can judge which cutting board you need first (the smaller second one would have been fine for everything) and you can prep the veggies first and then do the meat last. Little custard cups are cheap and fantastic for having your ingredients together and ready, plus they're a breeze to wash. A smaller cutting board also makes it easier to bring things over to the skillet and slide right into the pan when you're ready, letting you keep your hands clean.
    For eggs (and with a good pan like that hexclad; I like Heston nano-bond titanium) take the entire pan off heat when you're not looking at it. It will stay pretty hot, and cycling heat does better with scrambled eggs than constant heat unless you're constantly stirring them. Scrambled eggs are extremely fast to cook, usually only taking a few minutes on medium high heat, so it pays to have everything else ready first. For this dish, I'd recommend cooking the chicken first and transferring it to a plate or bowl to rest while you cook the eggs, since they only take a few minutes. You can start the veggies at the same time, so they cook down while the eggs firm up, then transfer them into the same pan together to finish, and dump the chicken back in.
    Personally, sausage 3 days after the listed expiration I would cook the whole thing up right away, no problem. Sausage usually has a lot of salt in it which helps it keep longer. Plus, while there's lots of fat in there, there's actually not a ton of moisture. Fresh meat, especially cut or sliced, like chicken breast or roast beef or water-heavy meats, you might consider throwing out exactly at the expiration date. But you can check the meat for a funny smell or slimy consistency first. If it's still grippy and smells good, you're fine! Get in there and use your hands with meat so you know what it should feel and smell like! The real thing to worry about cross-contamination are things that won't get cooked and things that must.
    The onion was fine, but if you want to produce less plastic waste, try a set of glass pyrex containers for keeping leftovers and ingredients. Plastic tends to absorb odors and stain, and I swear veggies spoil faster in contact with it. They're also easy to clean!

  • @nordichana
    @nordichana Před 5 měsíci +1

    Really good editing on this video. Your channel has gone a long way.😸

  • @chriswalker678
    @chriswalker678 Před 5 měsíci +1

    My man showed that Dwane the egg Johnson thing 8 times...

  • @benfisher3695
    @benfisher3695 Před 6 měsíci

    The mythological kitchen has some wonderful vids! Learned tons from them.

  • @misteasea
    @misteasea Před 6 měsíci +1

    As someone who likes cooking but is horrible at doing so *efficiently* I love this. Also you should make something like pizza toast sometime! It's super straightforward and it's all in the name (toast, sauce, cheese, toppings, bake) so you don't really need a specific recipe and you can experiment with what you already know you like. Can't wait to see you do this stuff again, I'm having fun!

  • @nepharis
    @nepharis Před 26 dny +1

    Best super easy receipe for salmon:
    Ingredients:
    - soy sauce
    - sweet chili sauce
    - salmon
    Receipe:
    - marinate the salmon with soy sauce and sweet chili sauce (enough to have it nicely cover, exact quantities does not matter)
    - put the salmon in the oven at 200°C for 10 min (or until the top is lightly grilled, don't leave too long else it will be dry)
    - enjoy :-)

  • @wawathefox
    @wawathefox Před 5 měsíci

    it is so comforting to know that this is also how some people cook. My ADHD is just like this

  • @AestheticsFromAmelia
    @AestheticsFromAmelia Před 5 měsíci

    This is actually me cooking. Live footage

  • @grabble7605
    @grabble7605 Před 5 měsíci

    "Just gonna grab my pot..."
    Pan...

  • @silas3145
    @silas3145 Před 5 měsíci

    The pure anxious energy here is so entertaining

  • @Myndrios
    @Myndrios Před 6 měsíci +1

    he said he was gonna cook some eggs, but then he cooked anything but eggs for the next two thirds of the video

  • @seberustwentythree23
    @seberustwentythree23 Před 6 měsíci

    absolutely love the video!! i hope you keep the series going. Your cooking method is almost identical to mine. hehe

  • @GeordieStevens
    @GeordieStevens Před 6 měsíci

    Daniel: I suck at cooking
    Also daniel: this is REALLY good

  • @luckymoon6232
    @luckymoon6232 Před 5 měsíci

    This went from "he's gunna cook some eggs" to " is he making a full meal?"

  • @hudsonanimates4465
    @hudsonanimates4465 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Dwane “The Wok” Johnson…

  • @kvloren
    @kvloren Před 6 měsíci +1

    tip- add your onions first that way they can sweat. when you sweat the onions, they lose some of their potency and start to embrace their natural sweetness.

  • @clichecurls
    @clichecurls Před 5 měsíci

    The editing is really on the top

  • @harveyweir8061
    @harveyweir8061 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Daniel, there are more seasoning options than just salt and pepper. Put a lil bitta paprika and cumin and coriander in there and it'll be smexy.

  • @HelloThere...
    @HelloThere... Před 6 měsíci +14

    COOK GUIDE BELOW!
    Okay, I highly doubt that anyone, especially Daniel will see this, but I'm going to type up this complete guide to properly and easily cook well, the things you just made in this video. I might miss a few things that you made, cause my memory is no good, but this will be a thorough explanation based on my many years of professional and amateur cooking experiences as both a line cook at country clubs, and a home cook! Lessgoooo:
    First: Whisk your eggs for a scramble. DO NOT SEASON, YET. Seasoning eggs before they've been cooked can cause them to separate, and that is not something we want. Right now, because you'll be scrambling in the pan, simply give it a quick, 8-10 second whisk. Adding spices or herbs is fine at this time (highly recommend garlic powder, or my personal favorite for scrambled eggs: ground mustard seed), but it's a no go for salt! Add a liberal amount of olive oil, mix in, and set aside for later, this will be cooked towards the end in its own pan.
    Second. Prepare the chicken. Remember that most meats will lose the seasoning as it cooks, so season before and during cooking, to ensure a good flavor. A relatively course grind of salt should do nicely, pepper, and I even like combining English mustard with a little bit of homemade mayo (comment if you want me to drop a recipe for that, later), and sunflower oil, paprika, onion and garlic powder, and herbs of your choosing: suggested thyme, oregano, or finely chopped dried basil or rosemary. You mentioned the chicken was sticking, as if this was a bad thing, but remember, that depending on what type of open you're using, sticking is something you WANT! Just, try not to burn the food, please..... unless you really, really want to. Chicken--for best results should be marinated over night if you choose this method, or at least for 20-30 minutes, but I like thinking a little ahead and preparing some of my next day's meals ahead, so I can get the flavors I want.
    Thirdly: Mushrooms should not be seasoned before or even at the beginning of the cooking process, and try not to mix them with loads of other things, as they will not cook evenly, nor properly. Season towards the very end. I love cooking mushrooms in a sweet cream butter and frying in sake! I love the results, but that might just be my taste--I dunno. Chop mushrooms and set aside for later.
    Btw, we're going to be prepping most of our ingredients before we even start cooking to minimize stress over the stove.
    Fourth: Tomatoes. Cut in half, if they're cherry tomatoes, and fry in a little oil of your choosing, but not with the greens, please. It might be good to fry the spinach separately in the pan that the tomatoes were just cooked in!
    Fifth. Heat up a skillet for the chicken! Piping hot, depending on the type of metal, and add in your oil for cooking. Not lots, if you chose a marinade. Let the oil heat up, and when it starts to shimmer a little, add your chicken! Do NOT mess with it. Let it stick. Let 'em cook. Maybe give em a little wiggle when you place them in the pan, but them leave em alone! Turn over when you're noticing the top becoming white, and let cook on the other side.
    Sixth: Fry tomatoes now. Don't burn, and keep them moving.
    Seventh. Keep an eye on the chicken!
    Eighth: Plate chicken, after it's been cooked and cover with foil! This will help retain heat and moisture and it will finish cooking slightly on the plate :)
    Ninth: Fry mushrooms in residue from the chicken! Cook to liking
    Tenth: Plate tomatoes. Yummm.
    Eleventh: Almost forgot about the onion! Here is how you chop and cook onion: First, cut down the root to the stem, and then remove the end of the stem side, but only just a little. Peel. Chop down the onion vertically in consecutive lines, then make two or three horizontal cuts, one above the other. Then, with one finger in front, two behind and cutting down the flat of your middle finger, chop the onion from the stem, to the root. You will be left with a home cook, diced onion :) Season slightly, and fry with mushrooms with a tiny bit of extra oil.
    Twelfth: EGGS: This is the hard part because everyone has their own way of making "the best eggs on the planet." Everyone is wrong except for me. My eggs are the best (but not really). Start eggs over a cold pan, with a little bit o' butter. Just a little, cause we already put oil in the bowl! Mix and scrape the bottom of the pan as you cook over medium, low heat. KEEP IT MOVING. move move move. when the eggs start to form a little over the heat, remove from heat for about 10 seconds and continue scraping and mixing. See? I told you we'd be mixing in the pan. Hopefully you didn't scramble too much in the bowl! Cook, cook cook, repeat repeat repeat. As you continue to notice the eggs coming together, take turns over the process to remove from heat and place back over heat as you see fit. When, they're soft and fluffy, and starting to become cooked, season with salt and pepper and give it one last mix for a few seconds. The result will be seriously flavorful, but very soft scramble that I find utterly delightful! Have fun! For easier eggs: Start over hot pan, fry and mix for what I call "diner eggs". A classic!
    Plate the lot of it in a artsy way, and if you want toast, I'm sure I don't have to explain how to toast bread in the 21st century.
    Other tips:
    Please don't keep your oils next to the stove. Keep in a dark, cool, dry place away from heat. This will make sure the oil lasts longer, and removes and safety issues.
    Sharpen knives before and after each usage. A dull knife is a dangerous knife!
    For a healthier breakfast, disregard everything I've said.
    Give your editor a hug for me, cause this video was amazing.
    I realized that I forgot to talk about the spinach, much, but I have to go downtown, and I'm done typing this, so have fun y'all! Have a great time cooking! feel free to drop questions or additions below! I'd love to learn about some better ways to do things, and I can answer and queries y'all might have.

    • @MaydupNem
      @MaydupNem Před 6 měsíci +1

      . . .this is amazing, I'm going to need more recipes

    • @HelloThere...
      @HelloThere... Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@MaydupNem thank you! If there’s anything specific you’re wanting to cook, I had a lot of fun typing that up and wouldn’t mind dropping some more recipes below. I can also recommend two books. The classic, Julia Child’s Mastering the Art of French Cooking, and my personal favorite, “The Flavor Bible” which actually has no recipes, but teaches creative cooking! It assumes you have a base knowledge of proper cooking techniques though, so should be good further down a cooking journey!

    • @HelloThere...
      @HelloThere... Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@MaydupNem Okay. Here goes another cooking guide, just for you, guys cause I realized I didn't describe basic cooking technique, nor basic cooking equipment. So, here are the essentials of cooking with different types of equipment and techniques that you can use in the kitchen!
      First!! Let's assume that you have very little cooking hardware, and have been relying on peanut butter and banana sandwiches for a few years. Maybe some Kraft Mac and cheese. I dunno. You're going to need some tools. Let's start with pans.
      Pans are anything that you cook in that has a single handle, pretty much. Frying pans, saucepans, pan pan panssssss. Okay. For frying pans, you really only need one or two. But what kind?! I would stay away from stainless or cast iron when you're just starting out, cause they're temperamental and require extra knowledge and skill. I would go with a simple nonstick pan from a making such as Henckles. They often go on sale at Costco for a small set. Under 100 USD for three pans, which is a pretty good price, depending on your financial status. If 100 USD is a little much, or if you don't live in this crappy country like me, a local store similar to the American Ross or TJ Maxx would have pans at great prices! Hmmm. eBay might even have some good used options! If you're wanting to buy some seriously good pans, and happen to be filthy freaking rich, consider Mauviel, and proceed to look like you're a Michelin chef at home, even if you have no idea what you're doing.
      Saucepans!! I would recommend one good sized saucepan. Something with a heavy bottom (ugh), that will conduct heat well. Make sure the handle feels good and comfortable in the hand, because you'll have to pick it up and often dump out heavy ingredients from this pan, and if the handle is crap, it'll make things muuucchh harder.
      Stock pan. Heavy bottom, any kind of metal will do.
      seconddddddd: Knives. My favorite part of the kitchen--the sharp and pointy stuff that looks all shiny.
      I recommend three knives to start. a chef's knife around 8 inches, a petty knife, and a bread knife! If you buy sliced bread, then, uh.... have fun with two knives, cause the bread knife might be useless unless you're cutting into turkey breast or somethin' like that. Keep them, sharp, and please please please, do not repeat my mistake and do noooooot skimp on knives!! Sure, they could be sharpened pretty well, but if they're dirt cheap, like the set of 5 knives for 20 USD that I bought one time, they will rust, and be really painful to use, because the handles suck. Buy the best you can afford, and take realllllyyyyyyy good care of them. If these steps are taken, you might never have to buy knives again. True story.
      Extra: I'm a fan of santoku knives-- a Japanese knife. I love the shape, and usually use them instead of a chef's knife!
      where to buy nice knives? Hmmm. If you don't mind the price point, Bernal Cutlery has a great online story, and if you would like something a little cheaper, then I recommend a local store that sells affordable culinary stuffffff. Use the internet. I dunno where you live, guys! Stores are different.
      Third! Techniquessss. Okay. I'm going to cover just a few cooking techniques to get you started. I mentioned in my previous guide, "one in front, two behind." Place your middle finger behind your index and ring finger, curl, and cut down the flat bottom part of your middle finger. This will ensure you are a safe and efficient cook, and as you get better with knives, you can chop real fast. watch any chef cook, and copy their hands.
      Learn when to season foods. Lots of beginning cooks make the mistake of seasoning at the wrong times of the cooking process. Google it!
      Chopping. There are loads of ways to use knives, and everyone has their method. I recommend a simple down and forward, but Joshua Weissman has a really good video on this. Honestly? I'm not even going to try to describe this, cause his explanation is just soooo much better. Seriously . Go watch his video on using knives.
      Cooking pasta? Salt the water first.
      Cooking rice? Salt the water!!
      Baste your meats with butter and oil for a really tasty, but super unhealthy meal
      Learn where to store foods. Some foods actually last better outside of a fridge! Bread for example. The yeast in the breads actually ages faster in the fridge, and will become stale slower if you store in a bread box in your kitchen
      Timing. Need I say more? Maybe, but I'm lazy.
      Keep your knives as sharp as freaking possible. Sharpen them! Don't know how? Ahem: Joshua Weissman. Great stuff.
      Let meat sit for 10-15 minutes before cooking.
      Let steak sit for 10 minutes after cooking
      (Want a recipe for what my brother calls the best steak he's ever had?? All you need do is ask, friends)

  • @yuruem2thereturn44
    @yuruem2thereturn44 Před 4 měsíci

    You must have amnesia; you must not remember you’re not him

  • @sunnismith7959
    @sunnismith7959 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Tip: cook your onions first. If you cook them till they turn brown (aka caramelized onion) it will sweeten your onion and add a nice flavor to the meat (which should be added next).
    Also if you caramelize the onion you can never have too much! 😋

  • @voltmatrix1250
    @voltmatrix1250 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Ah yes
    Dwayne ‘The Egg’ Johnson

  • @MediocrespeedcuberYea-cs7vg
    @MediocrespeedcuberYea-cs7vg Před 3 měsíci

    “ i’ve got my Pot here” 😂
    (Its a pan

  • @johnathanrhoades7751
    @johnathanrhoades7751 Před 6 měsíci

    Few things that could be helpful!
    1) chop everything before you start cooking, that way you can put all your attention into timing and monitoring!
    2) cooking your chicken BEFORE chopping can give you more control over the done-ness of your chicken.
    3) Olive oil can easily burn at high temperatures. Something like an Avacado oil will withstand heat better (you can mix the two if you want to keep the olive oil taste)
    4) you mentioned this, but it seemed like overall you were just using overly-high heat. That gives much less margin for error and can make chicken come out burnt AND undercooked at the same time.
    But you got acid in your meals!! That’s something a lot of people miss when cooking.
    All that to say, the fact that you are making your own food from whole ingredients means you’re winning no matter how you slice it.

  • @joya8521
    @joya8521 Před 5 měsíci

    honestly this was so enjoyable to watch. pls do more “i suck at cooking” videos 😂 kudos to the editors for all the easter eggs

  • @emily.peters
    @emily.peters Před 6 měsíci

    The way the salt and pepper shakers just get more and more expensive! 😂

  • @mellowbrickroad
    @mellowbrickroad Před 6 měsíci

    As a person who sucks at cooking, here is a super easy recipe for chicken breasts or breast tenderloins:
    ~Pesto Chicken w/tomato~
    Ingredients:
    *chicken breasts or tenderloins
    *Basil Pesto
    *Tomatoes, at least 2
    *salt, pepper
    *fresh mozzarella slices (optional)
    Steps:
    *Preheat oven at 400
    *Place chicken in an casserole dish/Pyrex,
    *Season chicken with salt and pepper and anything else you'd thing would go good with Pesto and tomato
    *spread a good amount of Pesto over each chicken breast
    *place sliced tomatoes over each chicken breast
    *optional to place freshly sliced mozzarella over each chicken breast
    *bake in oven at 400F for 20-30 mins depending on thickness of chicken
    And that's it. It goes well with rice and the juices from the bottom of the casserole pan taste great on top of the rice

  • @giannatsioni1443
    @giannatsioni1443 Před 6 měsíci

    Im glad you are doing new things

  • @TheJustinator
    @TheJustinator Před 5 měsíci

    you cannot escape the egg.

  • @EloiseIre
    @EloiseIre Před 6 měsíci +1

    If Dwayne Johnson ever starts an egg brand, he should call it "Chicken Rocks" and have his face printed on all of them.

  • @jomoju9995
    @jomoju9995 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Is it just me or whenever you cook you feel ready to cook all at once then after like 3 mins you realize you forgot something and your running around in a panic making sure nothing burns

  • @celticlass8573
    @celticlass8573 Před 27 dny

    First tip: *Medium* heat is your friend. It cooks things through, and your window to being burnt is MUCH longer.
    Other tips: As others have said, chop everything beforehand, and take the eggs out of the carton. It can be hard to keep stuff from burning when you're also chopping/gathering. Start with the mushrooms in a small pan with a bit of water and butter, on medium, and allow them to simmer away until the water is gone, and then to brown for a minute. The mushrooms can be cooked while you cook the meat/eggs. It makes a BIG difference in the flavour of the mushrooms (much more mushroomy), and they get properly cooked so you get the nutritional benefits. When the mushrooms are done you can add them to the other pan. Also, unless you like well-done eggs, you can pretty much take them off the heat about a minute after adding them to the chicken and mixing it. They will continue to cook, so it will buy you some time before they're over-cooked. If you find it cools too fast, you can always put them the burner again for a second.

  • @ThearghTheSecond
    @ThearghTheSecond Před 6 měsíci

    i love the editing in your videos