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  • Kinect - ProJared
    There's no way Microsoft would pass up on the Motion Control Money Train. ProJared flails around like an idiot do determine if the fancy camera is truly worth it.
    Follow Jared on Twitter! / projared
    Become his Friend! / pro.jared
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  • @Spock1777
    @Spock1777 Před 7 lety +1991

    The older video quality and his hair make this look like a 90s sitcom

  • @RetroRampage
    @RetroRampage Před 9 lety +477

    holy fuck jared can dance

    • @bensrandomshows1482
      @bensrandomshows1482 Před 9 lety +2

      I know it is so weird.

    • @chrisjfinlay
      @chrisjfinlay Před 9 lety +5

      RetroRampage he really has got some moves

    • @ThatOneAnimeFan
      @ThatOneAnimeFan Před 9 lety

      All gamers have moves Im great at dance central yet ive nver taken lessons but I can beat my sister who jas

    • @ThatOneAnimeFan
      @ThatOneAnimeFan Před 9 lety

      SHENRON FROM DBZ has

    • @chrisjfinlay
      @chrisjfinlay Před 9 lety +11

      SHENRON FROM DBZ Speak for yourself. I've been gaming all my life and I have as much rhythm as a blind... you know, I can't come up with a good enough analogy for how bad I am at dancing.

  • @TTRPGSarvis
    @TTRPGSarvis Před 4 lety +1202

    Sooooo...post-controversy...that ending is even funnier. I mean, in a good way.

    • @ballscrusher4
      @ballscrusher4 Před 4 lety +73

      the entire comment section is kind of a disgrace

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Před 4 lety +57

      I did not need that naked Projared pic in my life (since I prefer seeing him as a blue shirted ProFessional) but yeah that part is funny.

    • @tekblade
      @tekblade Před 4 lety +8

      DAMN! You beat me to it haha!

    • @siroros3365
      @siroros3365 Před 4 lety +37

      He's so consensual about it😂

    • @drago3036
      @drago3036 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah, right? XD

  • @mr_meow7627
    @mr_meow7627 Před 4 lety +799

    Watching all of ProJared's video's gang rise up

  • @NuclearXpotato1100
    @NuclearXpotato1100 Před 8 lety +1344

    I love how the camera quality and logo design make this look like a show from the late 90s.

    • @CapnShades
      @CapnShades Před 8 lety +112

      +Nuclearxpotato One might even go so far as to include the theme song in those qualifiers.

    • @gamevidsful
      @gamevidsful Před 8 lety +13

      +Alpha Charlie Echo Plays! he reminds me of what spoony use to be thats why I watch it

    • @WalrusBrosStudios
      @WalrusBrosStudios Před 8 lety +21

      +Alpha Charlie Echo Plays! I think it's the hair that's doing it for me.

    • @rodrigomolinsky
      @rodrigomolinsky Před 8 lety +22

      +Nuclearxpotato You forgot about his hair. So nineties.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku Před 8 lety +6

      +Nuclearxpotato Yeah, but in a good, endearing way for me.

  • @pkoswald2083
    @pkoswald2083 Před 9 lety +646

    The saddest part:
    Rare is responsible for some of these games

    • @yoshistudios8364
      @yoshistudios8364 Před 9 lety +1

      Not solely responsible.

    • @conveyedash5090
      @conveyedash5090 Před 9 lety +42

      Rare i'snt to blame, Microsoft bought them out, so basically, it's Microsoft's fault

    • @pkoswald2083
      @pkoswald2083 Před 9 lety

      but rare made them

    • @ChibiTails
      @ChibiTails Před 9 lety +17

      Pkoswald
      Yeah, but it's not the same people or the same leadership. The only things that stayed the same were the name and the IPs they own.

    • @TrollGamerStudios
      @TrollGamerStudios Před 9 lety +9

      ChibiTails Yeah- Microsoft makes Rare make crappy Kinect games that they didn't have time to polish, unlike games like Goldeneye, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Killer Instinct(1994),Banjo Kazooie, and Donkey Kong Country.

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott Před 2 lety +155

    So... Can we just take a moment to appreciate Jared's sick dance moves during the Dance Central part?

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Před 2 lety +12

      Absolutely! I wish I could dance like him, because he's killing it

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Před rokem +6

      @@DrDolan2000 I thought he was joking about it being the best game until he actually made it the best possible game for Kinect ever I guess

    • @Cylioss
      @Cylioss Před měsícem

      Makes his game of choice in Asagau Academy perfect.

  • @ZombieKillChain14
    @ZombieKillChain14 Před 7 lety +699

    Watching this like 7 years later.....I've come to the conclusion that Jared does not age.

    • @abee1186
      @abee1186 Před 6 lety +13

      DaRipperZipper He must be a vampier

    • @MegaOblivionmaster1
      @MegaOblivionmaster1 Před 6 lety +10

      Or maybe it's because he's only in his 20s

    • @MegaOblivionmaster1
      @MegaOblivionmaster1 Před 6 lety +15

      Is it just Jared or the rest of them? PBG SpaceHamster and brutalmoose hasn't changed much at all they are vampires and pretty awesome and good looking ones

    • @57yearoldjamesbond
      @57yearoldjamesbond Před 5 lety +46

      @@actor765 That might just come true

    • @actor765
      @actor765 Před 5 lety +43

      @@57yearoldjamesbond yeah... that was a regrettable comment

  • @darkgaara787
    @darkgaara787 Před 9 lety +1487

    Have you ever had that feeling of revisiting old videos from famous CZcamsrs and go "Wow, this dude/dudette has changed a lot"... you just don't get that with Jared xD he looks the same now that 4 years ago.

    • @sidneyauclair5690
      @sidneyauclair5690 Před 9 lety +84

      ...And will probably look the same 4 years from now

    • @WynautCereal
      @WynautCereal Před 9 lety +126

      The only difference is the shirt.

    • @roadtripwarrior
      @roadtripwarrior Před 9 lety +5

      is it weird ive been doing this exact thing at the same time

    • @rhysdehaan3826
      @rhysdehaan3826 Před 9 lety +17

      ***** My god he always looks so board. Unless he's annoyed

    • @Thatmetaldude590
      @Thatmetaldude590 Před 9 lety +24

      Mortal gamers are so 2009.

  • @lifefinder1224
    @lifefinder1224 Před 8 lety +373

    game: do you want to feed your animal?
    proJared: no

    • @greatgoblin3065
      @greatgoblin3065 Před 6 lety

      zack thomason no one wants to. It's a chore. Also animals suck

    • @pandorasangel2747
      @pandorasangel2747 Před 6 lety

      Death by Comedy Cemetarial Association , well everything in the world, living or none living sucks

    • @Curri3Saan
      @Curri3Saan Před 5 lety +2

      lifefinder 12
      Holly: do you want to feed my vag
      proJared: Yeah

    • @randomcommenter1604
      @randomcommenter1604 Před 4 lety +17

      @Shammies Armstrong this didn't age well

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 Před 3 lety

      No, because the game is boring and lame.

  • @TBosse-sx9nf
    @TBosse-sx9nf Před 6 lety +1260

    I'm not gonna lie, I've had a trash day, but seeing Jared play Dance Central made it a good day

  • @mattwcook9127
    @mattwcook9127 Před 4 lety +86

    I love how this episode really feels like you're just hanging out with a friend, rather than simply listening to a review. I think that's neat

    • @DapperestDave
      @DapperestDave Před rokem +9

      Just talking shit about the kinect with a friend sounds like an average hangout for me

  • @scarfguy5337
    @scarfguy5337 Před 8 lety +309

    Is thst what the kids are calling it now Jared, petting your imagination

    • @marten7715
      @marten7715 Před 8 lety +6

      Calling what that? Could be drugs or masturbation. Maybe both!

    • @scarfguy5337
      @scarfguy5337 Před 8 lety +4

      +The Comedy Bros. sex ya dingus

    • @secondandonly8032
      @secondandonly8032 Před 8 lety +19

      +robert chilson it's masturbation sex and drugs all at once!

    • @triborg7919
      @triborg7919 Před 6 lety +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Gammera2000
      @Gammera2000 Před 6 lety +2

      And playing air instruments.

  • @jamiejones4831
    @jamiejones4831 Před 10 lety +164

    A downside of the Kinect: When you're furious, you might not have a controller you can throw at the TV.

    • @dragonsorcerer285
      @dragonsorcerer285 Před 10 lety +19

      It could save you a fortune on screen repairs though.

    • @jamiejones4831
      @jamiejones4831 Před 10 lety +32

      Until I decide to punch through it instead. :P

    • @dragonsorcerer285
      @dragonsorcerer285 Před 10 lety +11

      Jimmy Brickfilm
      I guess with the medical expenses it ends up costing even more. When in doubt use a remote?

    • @jamiejones4831
      @jamiejones4831 Před 10 lety +9

      When in doubt, buy a stress ball.
      Or a stress heart that I got at a Union Mission. You know what they say... *crushes stress heart*
      LOVE HURTS!!!

    • @drybrawler
      @drybrawler Před 10 lety +2

      Jimmy Brickfilm I have done that to my computer... it is a lot studier than I thought it would be

  • @zalgore2347
    @zalgore2347 Před 4 lety +271

    Here's a friendly reminder that Jared is innocent

  • @HeadStrate
    @HeadStrate Před 4 lety +76

    Re-watching in support

  • @xxKrazyKxx
    @xxKrazyKxx Před 4 lety +46

    Three down. Let the binge continue.

  • @TehEvilOne765
    @TehEvilOne765 Před 8 lety +784

    I just love how you look like the most awesomely normal person in existance.

    • @XD4Lifeington
      @XD4Lifeington Před 8 lety +41

      Well, I think he's sexy as hell, so there.
      ...alright, maybe not that sexy.

    • @mynamethog1151
      @mynamethog1151 Před 8 lety

      ahah ikr

    • @tylerchenoweth5017
      @tylerchenoweth5017 Před 7 lety

      +NebulaK Weird that I keep seeing you in nearly every video I watch too.
      Small world huh?

    • @clerpington_the_fifth
      @clerpington_the_fifth Před 6 lety

      With super combed hair and stylin clothes

    • @fungusonus
      @fungusonus Před 6 lety +6

      QuillConfirmed who doesn’t want to see jared naked, that’s the real question

  • @willjones3603
    @willjones3603 Před 4 lety +450

    Anybody else going on a marathon because of his newest video

  • @shydandal4861
    @shydandal4861 Před 8 lety +542

    Woah! This used to cost 150$? I got my Kinect in a clearance bin for 20$. That's probably why I enjoyed this too much.

    • @arkhamretold8071
      @arkhamretold8071 Před 8 lety +8

      35

    • @articmoke
      @articmoke Před 8 lety +14

      I got it for $25 used at gamestop

    • @zprozone2413
      @zprozone2413 Před 8 lety +17

      my grandma bought it for me for my birthday for $100... and even after the 1000th time, I still love using my voice to go through the menus

    • @lich.possum
      @lich.possum Před 8 lety +1

      You must be talking about the actually camera the console is obviously still a steep price

    • @dexterdeshawn2749
      @dexterdeshawn2749 Před 7 lety +12

      I got mine.........for free this dude just gave it XD

  • @aidenromine1000
    @aidenromine1000 Před 4 lety +128

    Can we just acknowledge how good of a dancer Jared is 😂👍🏻

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy Před 10 lety +102

    Darn I wanted to see Jared do Kinect Star Wars.

    • @TheWolver8
      @TheWolver8 Před 10 lety +37

      jontron.

    • @watayukikimihyra7132
      @watayukikimihyra7132 Před 10 lety +24

      even better! i want to see him play the Steel batalion: get your F*cking hands off that!
      on the kinect.

    • @captaindiomedes7678
      @captaindiomedes7678 Před 10 lety

      KSW is probably the best Kinect game,and even that was a broken mess.

    • @maxwellproctor1095
      @maxwellproctor1095 Před 10 lety +1

      ***** They just couldn't keep me from sayin' it!

    • @DanielGilchristYT
      @DanielGilchristYT Před 10 lety +1

      Crimson Graphite Oh yeah, it was grommet this, grommet that, seriously, what the f*ck does grommet mean?!

  • @Shawn_Babcock
    @Shawn_Babcock Před 8 lety +405

    1) Wii
    2) PS Move
    3) Not the Kinect
    4) Kinect

    • @MaxwellMontes
      @MaxwellMontes Před 8 lety +4

      +Shawn Babcock Well, Kinectimals was really good.

    • @nessmastergengar4686
      @nessmastergengar4686 Před 8 lety +15

      +Hudson Tyler it was fun for 30 mins. I have it and played it only 3 times and never touched it since. Well all my Kinect games I haven't touched in years

    • @montshooliyani4114
      @montshooliyani4114 Před 8 lety +3

      Sometimes I think people hate for the sake of it being funny. Kinect was better than all of those. Everything else you named could be cheated by just standing there moving your hands and nothing more. My fam and friends have all those. The games should've kept pumping out, but people were too lazy to play it. Then didn't read the instructions on how to get the best line of sights for it or the zoom if you lived in a small area like I did for a bit. Once you have it set up to read you well, there's nothing wrong with it. It boils down to how lazy are you and how lazy people are in general to make bad reviews and the makers read those reviews or check there sales seeing that Americans are too fat to play. So why make more games? The Kinect is awesome. Never had a problem with it

    • @montshooliyani4114
      @montshooliyani4114 Před 8 lety +1

      Idk. Sonic Free Riders was cool. But anyhow, the game worked. I still play it. I've played all of them. Kinect requires great lighting and a bit of space and for people to not be lazy. After that, it works perfectly. The game choices sucked, because like I said, people not following instructions to make it work properly, which they give in details. And those people give bad reviews. Other people listen and don't try it or have tried it, but already with bad thoughts about it. Following also with the bad set up and lazy attitude. Sales suck, and makers don't want to waste their time. Any problems with readings from the Kinect were fixed for me by changing a light bulb from energy efficient to standard, opening or closing blinds. Changing clothes. Because the light will reflect off my white shirt too harsh for the kinect to pick up. Or too dark of clothing won't read well. After you adjust your space and the readings, then the only problem is the game choice. And that's on us as consumers. We treat it like shit, so makers won't try anymore. that's it.

    • @montshooliyani4114
      @montshooliyani4114 Před 8 lety +1

      Okay. Good for you I guess

  • @thegreatapathetic9836
    @thegreatapathetic9836 Před 2 lety +28

    I love how good he is at dance central. I never really think of Jared as someone into games like that, but I’m always left in awe when I see him flawlessly pull off the dances.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Před rokem +4

      He should start a dancing channel!
      Well, maybe. It would be an interesting direction

  • @randomnessincarnate9348
    @randomnessincarnate9348 Před 8 lety +243

    holy shit jared you activated my kinect when you said xbox
    guess your mic must spot on

    • @tubedude6
      @tubedude6 Před 8 lety +15

      Lol Jared rules all, commands all - Xbox's, anyway XD

    • @walkingstickman1
      @walkingstickman1 Před 8 lety +42

      *ECKS BAUX!*
      *ECKS BAUX!*

    • @idontfwscythe
      @idontfwscythe Před 8 lety +4

      +bob bread The good science of Echology brought us this comment.

    • @cheeseinc2081
      @cheeseinc2081 Před 8 lety +5

      +TheBlazeXfire Eechhology

    • @opaQue14
      @opaQue14 Před 8 lety +5

      +bob bread *thrusts chest forward*

  • @eathams
    @eathams Před 10 lety +94

    Jared: "It's hard to recommend."
    Microsoft: "Let's make the Kinect required to play our new console!"

  • @grimmestcreaper2212
    @grimmestcreaper2212 Před 8 lety +302

    His fighting stance looks like Sub-Zero from the original Mortal Kombat

  • @LadderFromMGS3
    @LadderFromMGS3 Před 6 lety +139

    These old ProJared videos feel so nostalgic. I've rewatched these things so many times

    • @SickBoyOC
      @SickBoyOC Před 6 lety +3

      TomahawkGaming that's how I feel about old Angry Video Game Nerd episodes too

    • @khalilnoelgevana3915
      @khalilnoelgevana3915 Před 5 lety +9

      You better cherish these videos now, since we're probably never gonna see them again in a few weeks

    • @gaspardsavoureux8680
      @gaspardsavoureux8680 Před 5 lety

      @@khalilnoelgevana3915 someone probably downloaded them all

    • @veinsofice1278
      @veinsofice1278 Před 4 lety +12

      @@khalilnoelgevana3915 oof, that didn't age well huh?

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 Před 4 lety +1

      @@SickBoyOC I prefer Irate Gamer. ProJared is cool though!

  • @cagedstowgee4991
    @cagedstowgee4991 Před 2 lety +14

    “New slim 360”
    Damn, I feel old

  • @TheDrawmaniac
    @TheDrawmaniac Před 8 lety +341

    Is this video the inspiration for Asagao Academy Jared to play dancing games? Because Jared's rocking Dance Central!

    • @13Hyrule
      @13Hyrule Před 8 lety +33

      here's the comment I was looking for

    • @amberdawn868
      @amberdawn868 Před 8 lety +14

      I wouldn't be surprised if this were the case :D

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam Před 8 lety +10

      This video made me sad that the Normal Boots guys don't actually compete in tournaments :'(

    • @shader1xderp778
      @shader1xderp778 Před 5 lety +1

      *ahem*
      He rocking more than 1 thing right now

    • @aland7234
      @aland7234 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol

  • @bokiller33
    @bokiller33 Před 7 lety +249

    The dis-kinect more like it

  • @jerankorak7997
    @jerankorak7997 Před 8 lety +135

    RIP Kinect.
    The star that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.

    • @tturgs3643
      @tturgs3643 Před 5 lety +15

      This bulb was out from the start.

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 Před 5 lety +8

      @@tturgs3643 The Kinect was actually really good. it's just that so little actually ever took any real advantage of it. And core software wise they advanced it quite a bit even from the time of this video. it's just that there was a lack of various kinds of support for it and reticence due to some false rumors that went around about it.

    • @Hydra_X9K_Music
      @Hydra_X9K_Music Před 5 lety +1

      @@Quandry1 Steel Battalion kinda made me hate the kinect

    • @sinni800
      @sinni800 Před 5 lety

      @@Quandry1 Kinect right now is really good when you want full body tracking in virtual reality. It has a delay, yeah, but it's the cheapest working solution

    • @Powered1Buttercup
      @Powered1Buttercup Před 5 lety +1

      really the only games that I feel made good use of the kinect were dance games, I haven't played all of them but at least Hip Hop experience and Dance central really went with it @@Quandry1

  • @actableteleportation2009
    @actableteleportation2009 Před 4 lety +32

    Damn, I forgot how well Jared could dance.

  • @JoeytheJoeyX3
    @JoeytheJoeyX3 Před 8 lety +120

    The internet's really fucked up my sensibilities. For some reason, I thought it was really cute watching Jared move his couch.
    Do it... have a thing for thin guys doing heavy lifting or something now? Fucking internet.

    • @JoeytheJoeyX3
      @JoeytheJoeyX3 Před 8 lety +13

      +JoeytheJoeyX3 Not to mention how adorable it is watching him dance around with his favorite game out of the bunch of bad bananas.

    • @FishJJFish
      @FishJJFish Před 8 lety +5

      +JoeytheJoeyX3 Depends on whether or not you wanna see those pictures

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku Před 8 lety +4

      +JoeytheJoeyX3 Oh, so that's what you like about him for no reason. I find his voice sexy, and also British accents.

    • @JoeytheJoeyX3
      @JoeytheJoeyX3 Před 8 lety +11

      Sir Fur He's funny, which is something that goes a long way for me. When I see funny people and characters that I enjoy getting to have fun themselves, it just comes off as really adorable to me.
      Then there's the fact that I admittedly do find him pretty cute. It's complicated lol.

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 Před 2 lety

      He won't break your heart like a woman will. 😔

  • @ampsywampsy9182
    @ampsywampsy9182 Před 4 lety +49

    Came back to this after his most recent video, and I can finally watch 12:35 again without feeling awkward. :3

    • @drago3036
      @drago3036 Před 4 lety +2

      Happy for you XO

    • @mr.azizsshitposts
      @mr.azizsshitposts Před 4 lety +1

      Drago 303 unrelated but I won’t unsubscribe from you and you can’t make me

    • @drago3036
      @drago3036 Před 4 lety +1

      @@mr.azizsshitposts well... You're right TuT

  • @Skelldr
    @Skelldr Před 4 lety +89

    Don’t mind me, just binge watching proJared to support him.

    • @db_524
      @db_524 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Binge away, my comrade. 🫡

    • @battlecry75
      @battlecry75 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​​@@grantwilliams2571and here's the comment 6 months later saying you know hes innocent and you'll hate him anyway because it's fun. You are prove not everyone is equal and shouldn't be free.

    • @grantwilliams2571
      @grantwilliams2571 Před 9 měsíci

      @@battlecry75 But I'm not like that anymore...
      I've changed, and will support PeoJared from here on out.

    • @battlecry75
      @battlecry75 Před 9 měsíci

      @@grantwilliams2571 You deleted the comment and then called him "peo"jared. You either misspelled it or you're proof that true scum and villainy really exists. We need another Holy Crusade

  • @sylentknyte
    @sylentknyte Před 10 lety +32

    I'm not sure if it's intentional, but everything you do on the kinect is comedy gold. You're hilarious to watch man. That dancing had me in stitches.

  • @Xarazel
    @Xarazel Před 9 lety +63

    how is it that the on screen character dancing looks sorta cool, yet Jared doing the same exact moves looks like a huge dork?

    • @megasora4
      @megasora4 Před 9 lety +20

      Lens flare!

    • @Xfan17
      @Xfan17 Před 9 lety +26

      Because Jared just oozes an aura of dorkiness around him. Not the bad kind either, the entertaining kind.

    • @viciousservant5151
      @viciousservant5151 Před 9 lety +24

      What do you mean? Jared looks like a total stud when he was dancing.

    • @xLithiumFlower1
      @xLithiumFlower1 Před 9 lety +13

      He looked like a baller when he was dancing

  • @someweegeeguy9035
    @someweegeeguy9035 Před 4 lety +43

    Im glad Jared finally released that video adressing the claims. Now memers can go

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 Před 2 lety +2

      They have a crippling allergy to "facts". They just want to take somebody down and get their dopamine rush for the day, when they get humiliated they just find a new grift to play along with for a few adclicks, and then they complain about demonetization lol

  • @pixienyx4306
    @pixienyx4306 Před rokem +16

    I will never tire of seeing Jared dancing 😁

    • @db_524
      @db_524 Před 11 měsíci

      Neither will I. 💃😃

  • @Lexicon865
    @Lexicon865 Před 9 lety +135

    How come Jared's old videos look lile they were from the 90's?

    • @darth_vader_likesgreenday1161
      @darth_vader_likesgreenday1161 Před 9 lety +24

      ***** Almost all videos over 5 years old look like they were from the 90s. I would also assume Jared was just starting out and didn't have the much more improved camera equipment that he does today.

    • @darkdendan
      @darkdendan Před 9 lety +3

      Because he had a shit camera

    • @Hoovyspenser
      @Hoovyspenser Před 9 lety +14

      At least it looks old-school.

    • @tomsnider9213
      @tomsnider9213 Před 9 lety +15

      His semi-mullet didn't help much either.

    • @thesecretroman
      @thesecretroman Před 9 lety +1

      Because they were. He is clearly a timw traveller.

  • @SteakAndBasil
    @SteakAndBasil Před 10 lety +22

    I honestly think Kinnect Adventures is a proper laugh if you have a mate with you playing it!

  • @bruhdudeson6017
    @bruhdudeson6017 Před 6 lety +37

    Jared is dancing along with the game, without shame, and I just have no questions about it

  • @ljaquos
    @ljaquos Před 7 lety +38

    7:17
    "Are you an adventurer?!"
    And then Jared's inner Diath Woodrow comes out.

    • @hazama0634
      @hazama0634 Před 4 lety +1

      LegalWrights that implies Jared isn't diath normally

  • @lilturk726
    @lilturk726 Před 8 lety +134

    Wait, this was pre-blue shirt Jared?

    • @lilturk726
      @lilturk726 Před 8 lety +1

      *****
      It's funny, I never noticed the blue shirt until he started to put his closet in the intro. Now that's all I notice lol

    • @Dortby
      @Dortby Před 8 lety

      +lilturk726 yeah, this was 2010

    • @frankdb9262
      @frankdb9262 Před 8 lety +7

      +lilturk726 The truly weird part is if you look at the first intro, he wore blue, black and green. I guess this was an attempt to make it look like the clips came from different videos when they were actually all done on the same day.

    • @lilturk726
      @lilturk726 Před 8 lety

      Spoil Sport
      lol, I'll have to go back and watch it.

    • @chaif.6106
      @chaif.6106 Před 8 lety +4

      +Spoil Sport what the crap?!?! I just watched the intro again and noticed the different colors but before you said this I just saw it as regular blue because that is his trademark

  • @Technocolor00
    @Technocolor00 Před 10 lety +80

    the only reason you buy a Kinect is for dance central

    • @bananiel7271
      @bananiel7271 Před 10 lety +1

      For fruit ninja.

    • @Technocolor00
      @Technocolor00 Před 10 lety +7

      wait theres a fruit ninja port on Kinect??
      that is brilliant

    • @aikanaka
      @aikanaka Před 10 lety

      Brilliant. Fantastic. Supercalifragilisticexpiladoushas. Fanstinkingtabulas. ERMYGERD

    • @spark154
      @spark154 Před 10 lety +1

      Amy Rose Even more. Is one of the few games that doesn't requires a frigging dance hall to play. Since it only need to see your upper part of your body. And is very fun to play with anyone else!

    • @Papa-jn9hg
      @Papa-jn9hg Před 9 lety

      DANCE CENTRAL FTW

  • @SnoopySoapOpera
    @SnoopySoapOpera Před 8 lety +85

    10:22 that Jared, is what you call....
    A not a normal
    ~PBG

  • @DuneDee
    @DuneDee Před 4 lety +36

    I started binging this guy after the scandal he went through. Never cared about him - at ALL - but hot damn I love a good redemption arc. Turns out, he's actually pretty damn entertaining.
    You have my sword, Jared.

  • @PhilipWester
    @PhilipWester Před 9 lety +13

    4 years down the road and the only games worth playing on the Kinect remain "Dance Central" and "Just Dance".

    • @PhilipWester
      @PhilipWester Před 9 lety +7

      Let me rephrase that: Just Dance and Dance Central are the only games worth buying a Kinect exclusively to play. Gunstringer is a competent game that suffers from the fact that its Kinect-integration is extremely superficial and gimmicky. A non-Kinect-based version wouldn't be that much worse for wear.

    • @Ene-Chan
      @Ene-Chan Před 9 lety +1

      I couldnt agree with you more but Thats also because im a rhythm game enthusiast

  • @VioletAOP416
    @VioletAOP416 Před 9 lety +17

    The problem with the Kinect is not the hardware is bad obviously. The problem is that the hardware is extemely difficult to program for. No one knows how to correctly use the Kinect besides Microsoft, and a select few developers. The games that I played that were bad weren't bad in most ways, just that the controls didn't work. Those were the only problems I found. Also, some games just weren't creative enough to be fun. Kinect sports was very fun for me, and playing boxing with my buddies, while it wasn't an accurate representation, was really a blast. We looked like dorks and we flailed our hands around like crazy, but it was so much fun.

    • @VioletAOP416
      @VioletAOP416 Před 9 lety

      Good point. I don't have any voice control games though. They sound really cool. That other stuff would work too. If they weren't so focused on making games we'd have a truly awesome add-on.

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 Před 9 lety +1

      It's kind of why Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor failed so hard. It had so much potential, but all the complex and precise movements required by SB:HA just cannot be captured by the Kinect and pretty much canned the franchise.

  • @SlitherLament
    @SlitherLament Před 4 lety +11

    My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video three.

  • @jamiemaster101
    @jamiemaster101 Před 8 lety +105

    some people say after his DDR video he got laid by 20 girls

  • @SaltySparrow
    @SaltySparrow Před 8 lety +42

    I bought a Kinect for $3 at a yard sale. I am using it literally as a voice command unit. its ok.

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 Před 2 lety

      We know. Your fap archives are the stuff of legends.
      How do you get that stuff to hit the ceiling? Incredible.

  • @GamerGirlOfGotham
    @GamerGirlOfGotham Před 9 lety +55

    I love how people are getting pissed at a 4 year old review like kineckt wasn't garbage when it first came out
    And I love how people are saying he had nothing nice to say when he was more complimentary than most people

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 Před 9 lety +11

      especially when he didn't say anything bad about the kinect. he mostly talked about how the games were garbage because they didn't know how to use it.

    • @PupsonaXeno
      @PupsonaXeno Před 9 lety

      kinectimals is kinda a guilty pleasure for me

    • @XxAngiexXRPI
      @XxAngiexXRPI Před 9 lety

      GamerGirlOfGotham meh Kinnectimals was pretty good.

    • @D.Dragon
      @D.Dragon Před 9 lety +2

      Well, Kinect was just a way to get Wii money. They were too ahead of their time. This is the Microsoft Virtual Boy.

    • @KajiRider1997
      @KajiRider1997 Před 5 lety

      that ending in hindsight though...

  • @shahriarahmed5017
    @shahriarahmed5017 Před 4 lety +190

    Everyone here owes Jared an apology.

  • @danielbalbin981
    @danielbalbin981 Před 8 lety +23

    "It gets you up and moving"... and then Pokémon Go comes out

  • @ManyMiniMinnas
    @ManyMiniMinnas Před 10 lety +26

    Nice moves, Jared.

  • @xxnooneimportantxx8017
    @xxnooneimportantxx8017 Před 8 lety +131

    God dammit, even Jared dances better than me.

    • @HollowDesert
      @HollowDesert Před 6 lety +1

      xXNoOneImportantXx Join the metal community. All we do is headbang and pump our fists/horns in the air. \m/ kvlt \m/

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Před 4 lety

      And he does it naked. Which is pretty funny in hindsight. Still glad he's innocent.

  • @AngelTerri
    @AngelTerri Před 4 lety +12

    Spreading some love as I watch this video today!

  • @defiantparrot6245
    @defiantparrot6245 Před 6 lety +65

    Anybody else here to rewatch Jareds videos to help him get through his flooding problem?

    • @KingTheGermanShepherd
      @KingTheGermanShepherd Před 6 lety +1

      Defiant Parrot no

    • @servbote8312
      @servbote8312 Před 5 lety +8

      Used to, not anymore after the recent "events"

    • @spade4acer
      @spade4acer Před 5 lety +3

      Anybody else here to go through Jared's videos to a) laugh at the comments and b) dislike them all?

    • @I_Hate_Lanolin_Fans
      @I_Hate_Lanolin_Fans Před 5 lety +4

      I'm Here for a....Different Reason.

    • @HellShotBoy
      @HellShotBoy Před 5 lety +1

      @@spade4acer come on dude, he's a crappy guy but the videos themselves are pretty good

  • @donskiver
    @donskiver Před 2 lety +4

    I just noticed that the voice actor for that weird flying kinectimal thing is invader Zim.

  • @Schmidty030
    @Schmidty030 Před 8 lety +228

    Do you want to feed your animal?
    ........................no

    • @685eric685
      @685eric685 Před 8 lety +9

      At least it can't starve.

    • @danielm2142
      @danielm2142 Před 8 lety +29

      As soon as you choose the no option, your name is added to a "possible animal abuse" list on Microsoft's servers, they then share the information with your country's government.

    • @mruptownK
      @mruptownK Před 8 lety +2

      +Daniel M Troll

    • @jupiterstevens-hill7331
      @jupiterstevens-hill7331 Před 8 lety +11

      +Son Xicor It was a fucking joke.

    • @mruptownK
      @mruptownK Před 8 lety +1

      Carla stevens Why do you think I said troll?

  • @Diamonddrake
    @Diamonddrake Před 8 lety +27

    I know this is an old video, but it is NOT fundamentally the same as an eye toy. The kinect projects an IR grid and uses stereoscopic cameras to detect reflected distances between the IR grid elements. We use them in robotics classes at our university. The issues you had are more or less software limitations, the kinect it's self is world renowned for being a cost effective distance/imaging sensor for disposable robots.

    • @spyrellephea1105
      @spyrellephea1105 Před 7 lety +26

      That's all good and all, but the at the end of the day, the Kinect was marketed as a gaming peripheral, and in that department, it fell incredibly short, produced some absolutely abysmal titles and is considered a huge stain on Microsoft's reputation, it failed ultimately at what it was made for.

  • @davemustang8173
    @davemustang8173 Před 4 lety +19

    Why yes, i AM watching his oldest videos again. #sorryprojared

  • @roselovescheese
    @roselovescheese Před 5 lety +12

    How on Earth was this 2010... I feel old now

  • @ch1ckenballs
    @ch1ckenballs Před 4 lety +62

    “Please don’t harass me, don’t harass Heidi, don’t harass Holly and please don’t harass my friends” ~ Jared Lee Knabenbauer

    • @MorosSilverwing
      @MorosSilverwing Před 4 lety +12

      He said anyone actually, so he's even being the bigger man with Chai & Charlie who caused the most trouble.

    • @benjaminmenken5693
      @benjaminmenken5693 Před 4 lety

      I just realized I have the same middle name as jared.

    • @Alakaizer
      @Alakaizer Před 4 lety +1

      @@benjaminmenken5693 me, too!

    • @InstaTechGaming
      @InstaTechGaming Před 3 lety +3

      @@MorosSilverwing what a chad
      strive to be more like jared

    • @db_524
      @db_524 Před 11 měsíci

      @@MorosSilverwing So true.

  • @tylerer97
    @tylerer97 Před rokem +2

    The best thing that ever came out of the Kinect was me being able to yell dragon shouts in Skyrim out loud

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 Před 4 lety +2

    I Really Like Jared’s Outfit in This Video

  • @RCDW
    @RCDW Před 8 lety +31

    Jared should've watched Angry Joe's review of Sonic Free Riders before he played it.

    • @Linkazedu91
      @Linkazedu91 Před 8 lety +27

      +Shockfactor22
      Taking a Sonic game slowly.
      Paradox.

    • @Linkazedu91
      @Linkazedu91 Před 8 lety +11

      yes. you can't have multiple fast inputs at one time.
      SO LET'S DO A SANIC GAME LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
      wtf were they thinking.

    • @Linkazedu91
      @Linkazedu91 Před 8 lety

      +Luke 'Caomhnóir' S-C
      "Slow"
      IT'S FRICKIN SANIC GOTTA GO FEST M8

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku Před 8 lety

      +Ryan Woodward Reviewers tend to avoid being warned in advance, as far as I can guess.

    • @HollowDesert
      @HollowDesert Před 6 lety +2

      Linkaze That's Ironic not a paradox.

  • @EDGE_666
    @EDGE_666 Před 4 lety +11

    Dance central is the kind of game I play when i think no is watching me

  • @dracaroni.n.cheese
    @dracaroni.n.cheese Před 6 měsíci +4

    we had the kinect for some reason, but i just put it in my lap and used it as a microphone in black ops until i eventually bought a turtle beach headset (i was 13)

  • @ryandemboski6313
    @ryandemboski6313 Před 5 měsíci +4

    2010…….. I feel old

  • @falariem
    @falariem Před 10 lety +6

    Hearing those grinding sounds as the Kinect moves back and forth, I am reminded of R.O.B. on the NES.

  • @LeonAndMandar
    @LeonAndMandar Před 10 lety +29

    Kinect shouldn't exist anymore.

    • @CloudyDaze
      @CloudyDaze Před 10 lety +14

      Instead it's an integral part of the Xbone. Woo hoo \\sarcasm

    • @SoloMael
      @SoloMael Před 10 lety

      CloudyDaze Comment inception

  • @vulpixxlenya2284
    @vulpixxlenya2284 Před 8 lety +35

    This is wonderful after watching his play through of Asagao Academy

  • @stopanthony5740
    @stopanthony5740 Před 7 lety +2

    I remember getting Sonic Free Riders. The terrible turning controls had me frustrated enough, but the menu had me SO mad, I was out into tears. I was literally crying because of how unresponsive it was. Once you swipe, trying to go back to your original spot to swipe again to get to the next button just made it go back to the other button, as demonstrated at 9:06

  • @Nick0Kyuubi0Narion
    @Nick0Kyuubi0Narion Před 10 lety +34

    Oh man. Kinect was 3 years ago?! Gees. I feel decayed.
    Also, it's been 3 years. Where's the Pro J porn?

  • @cheesecake_cake_cake_cake
    @cheesecake_cake_cake_cake Před 8 lety +14

    After watching asagao academy, watching Jared play dance central makes me think of asagao Jared

  • @shrimpbisque
    @shrimpbisque Před 6 lety +10

    Oh Christ, the lemur fairy thing in Kinectimals is voiced by Richard Horvitz 😰

  • @ahmedhussan9210
    @ahmedhussan9210 Před 4 lety +2

    One of my favorite videos

  • @qwertybear.7120
    @qwertybear.7120 Před 6 lety +7

    "Let me pet my imagination already!"- Projared 2010.

  • @TheMewmasterify
    @TheMewmasterify Před 10 lety +13

    God Damn Jared! U made yo Fangirlz Squeal with yo Dance Moves!

  • @EndingRetrograde
    @EndingRetrograde Před 4 lety +1

    10 Years Later And The Video Is Still Nice To Watch. I Miss The Old Intro.

  • @Zysperro
    @Zysperro Před 3 lety +3

    I like that the format and humour didn't change much in 10 years. That's quality right there :)

  • @k-bobkid6866
    @k-bobkid6866 Před 7 lety +5

    6 years and 1 month later, Jared still has some fine moves!

  • @PicketPolecat
    @PicketPolecat Před 9 lety +4

    3:30 I don't know why, but Jared moving his couch is always amusing to me

  • @sochsinh6637
    @sochsinh6637 Před 4 lety +7

    I can watch these videos without feeling guilty now! Yay!

  • @Parnifia
    @Parnifia Před 7 lety +43

    Sonic '06 - It could have been worse.

    • @Parnifia
      @Parnifia Před 7 lety +2

      The truly ironic thing is that SEGA already made what is probably the ultimate motion control boarding game over ten years ago. Ollie King HD for the Kinect, if done right, could have been amazing.

    • @stephendonovan9084
      @stephendonovan9084 Před 7 lety

      Umm... was there a Kinect on XBox original, or did you just not realize when this came out? Or am I just dumb?

    • @Parnifia
      @Parnifia Před 7 lety

      Are you confused about "Ollie King HD," or "over ten years ago"?

    • @stephendonovan9084
      @stephendonovan9084 Před 7 lety

      Parnifia the Bastard I'm confused about the ten years ago, since this was a video about the Kinect around launch.

    • @Parnifia
      @Parnifia Před 7 lety

      I was talking about the original Ollie King, an arcade game from 2004. When I said "over ten years ago," I meant from the perspective of now.

  • @TheBrawlUnit
    @TheBrawlUnit Před 9 lety +112

    Sonic Free Riders is shit ?
    What did you expect from a Sonic game ?

    • @pedrogomezid
      @pedrogomezid Před 9 lety +10

      Uh, most Sonic games are great, the first Sonic Riders was actually really good.

    • @NUKEDxPENGUIN
      @NUKEDxPENGUIN Před 9 lety +5

      Limbo Studios I loved the first Sonic Riders. I played it on the GameCube when I was younger. Never got around to playing Riders and now that I've see this, I'm glad I didn't.

    • @pedrogomezid
      @pedrogomezid Před 9 lety +5

      NUKEDxPENGUIN Don't get me wrong, Free Riders is horrendous, but what I find stupid is this whole 'Sonic games are bad' notion even though only a few of them are bad.

    • @TheBrawlUnit
      @TheBrawlUnit Před 9 lety +2

      Limbo Studios I was saying more somethink like : "If a Sonic game came out on a next-gen console, it's obviously shit"
      I own the Sonic 1 and Sonic 2 cartridges for the Genesis.

    • @pedrogomezid
      @pedrogomezid Před 9 lety +2

      ***** Uh...actually, no, the Adventure series, Heroes, Unleashed, Colors, Rush series, Advance series Generations, Riders, All-Stars Racing, Sonic 4 Episode II, Lost World...all of them are pretty good games, some better than others. What you're saying technically holds water as the only non-racing Sonic game out for a current-gen (It stopped being next a while ago :v) console is Sonic Boom for the Wii U, and that one's shit, but one of the main producers of the Sonic franchise tweeted that Sonic won't be leaving consoles, and there's a rumored title for Wii U, PS4 and Xbone, and I really doubt the same Sonic Team that made Generations will fuck up a huge multiplatform release. It'll likely be as good, if not better than Generations.

  • @shawnnesbit7314
    @shawnnesbit7314 Před rokem +4

    Jareds hair during this era is a 10

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Před 5 lety +2

    90s Sitcom Jared is one of the best

  • @trystanoliver4581
    @trystanoliver4581 Před 6 lety +3

    "IF YOU COME NEAR ME I WILL CUT YOU!"- Jared. The look on his face really got me.

  • @TecKirb
    @TecKirb Před 9 lety +10

    Did no one else notice the picture of him from Kinect Adventures when he jumped to the top half of the screen?

  • @BanjoJD
    @BanjoJD Před 10 lety +10

    Fruit Ninja Kinect was pretty awesome.

  • @williamgear1519
    @williamgear1519 Před 4 lety +4

    Gotta love the classic intro! (Classic ProJ binge session) Stay well Jared, I'm glad you're clearing the misinformation up and I wish the best. Fingers crossed for a strong comeback!!
    AND THAT DANCING IS SICK!!!!

  • @Dhyfis
    @Dhyfis Před 4 lety +50

    Innocent until proven guilty

    • @herogibson
      @herogibson Před 4 lety +1

      if only thats how it worked in real life =(

    • @drago3036
      @drago3036 Před 4 lety +4

      @@herogibson but... That IS how it works. Legally. Any illusion to the contrary is created by people alone...

    • @herogibson
      @herogibson Před 4 lety +3

      @@drago3036 yes. legally, for the most part, we are innocent until proven guilty. but that doesn't mean people can't ruin your life when you're guilty in the court of public opinion. people dont need proof. they will make up their minds with or without it

    • @applescruff1969
      @applescruff1969 Před 4 lety +2

      If only people had that mindset.

    • @db_524
      @db_524 Před 11 měsíci

      I’ve always believed in that statement. It really helped me in my support for Jared and those who supported him through out that controversy.

  • @RubyRaggy
    @RubyRaggy Před 10 lety +14

    Jared's got those moves that make the ladies scream.

  • @colinwilliams8811
    @colinwilliams8811 Před 10 lety +38

    NO NO no no no, That's ok jared! O_O

    • @WindyAura
      @WindyAura Před 10 lety +3

      im with u on that...

    • @nanziniannightmare4959
      @nanziniannightmare4959 Před 10 lety

      Captainrexyo me too. For SURE.

    • @tristantaylor3807
      @tristantaylor3807 Před 10 lety

      I could have gone all day without him saying that so I'm with you guys.

    • @DJ_AwesomeSauce
      @DJ_AwesomeSauce Před 7 lety

      I have no clue what any of you are talking about.

    • @KajiRider1997
      @KajiRider1997 Před 5 lety

      @@DJ_AwesomeSauce WELL If you check twitter these days you KNOW what they are talking about xD

  • @RoboLobster3000
    @RoboLobster3000 Před 3 lety +3

    Controversy? Never heard of it, but boy oh man this sure is some good content

  • @nedaraid3372
    @nedaraid3372 Před 2 lety +3

    Shout out to youtube for recommending a vid I haven`t watched in a decade.