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  • (Original airdate: 07/19/12) Sebastian Maniscalco on yard sales, tattoos, and the dangers of Craigslist.
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  • @somewinner8229
    @somewinner8229 Před 3 lety +777

    Finally a Sebastian clip I haven't seen yet!

  • @HDGuruGuy
    @HDGuruGuy Před 2 lety +171

    “Saw the couch in half”😂😂😂

    • @eidoran5653
      @eidoran5653 Před 2 lety +4

      Whaaat 😲

    • @TheFeliciakelley
      @TheFeliciakelley Před 2 lety +6

      He had him start a business at 9..
      I love his dad!!

    • @vstpierre7
      @vstpierre7 Před rokem +3

      Coming from a Mexican family, we did the same. No one was going to rip us off.

  • @janebee6709
    @janebee6709 Před 3 lety +108

    “...what’s the significance...” lol his delivery is on point. 👍😆🥳

  • @mj-hz2yu
    @mj-hz2yu Před rokem +35

    I love his cadence and body movements. So funny.

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 Před 5 měsíci +1

      he is the undisputed KING of physical comedy!

  • @KatMat777
    @KatMat777 Před 2 lety +151

    Sebastian Maniscalco is pure gold. Been listening to him for a decade and he'll always be my favorite comedian!

    • @drywizardinc
      @drywizardinc Před rokem +1

      Nice pic

    • @MrTopdog27
      @MrTopdog27 Před rokem +1

      The human body is a beautiful canvas, why would you graffitti it

  • @ofermashiach4519
    @ofermashiach4519 Před 2 lety +50

    "I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris". I'll take this line with me wherever I go. He's so relatable that even if you're the kind of person he's mocking, you can't get pissed because you're too busy laughing.

    • @windermere2330
      @windermere2330 Před 8 měsíci

      I really really really really really dislike the tattoo trend. Don’t get me started all these weird piercings and ear lobe stretching!

  • @minbajunid
    @minbajunid Před 3 lety +294

    love that line "i dont put bumper stickers on Ferarri" gold!

  • @stellawil
    @stellawil Před 3 lety +392

    This guy is great. He knows how to tell a story.
    I can't wait to see him live!

    • @Franjez
      @Franjez Před 2 lety +6

      100%!

    • @natural-born_pilot
      @natural-born_pilot Před 2 lety +3

      If you are lucky enough to find available tickets without having to camp out at your place in line on the side walk for a couple of days.

    • @Ak23ak
      @Ak23ak Před 2 lety +2

      Went yesterday at the prudential center to see him it was one of his best yet

    • @robertdering2608
      @robertdering2608 Před rokem

      Had Tickets during Pandemic, On / Off. Around Christmas time. Finally sold 'em back. Would love to him Live. When's the next Show.- ?????

    • @garytroutman1741
      @garytroutman1741 Před rokem

      Hes amazing live

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet Před 2 lety +44

    1:55 The facial expressions!!! The voices he does!! I can't!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet Před 2 lety +27

    3:03 "Pop the eyeballs out of this teddy bear and decapitate it!" I can't!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @NikkiSalazar.
    @NikkiSalazar. Před 2 lety +38

    "I don't put bumper stickers on Ferrari's"! Love it.

    • @TheRigomoni
      @TheRigomoni Před 13 dny

      lol the ones who didnt clap have tattoos

  • @carmenmlopez2276
    @carmenmlopez2276 Před 2 lety +21

    His body language and face expressions are the best!

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Před 3 lety +163

    Gosh, Maniscalco is so dang funny. He has such a distinct flavor too - nobody delivers punchlines quite like him. I know he's likely well known amongst other comedians, but I think he needs to become a household name. What a talented dude. 😊

    • @stellawil
      @stellawil Před 3 lety +4

      I can't wait to see him live!! He's hilarious 🤣!

    • @natural-born_pilot
      @natural-born_pilot Před 2 lety

      Flavor….ah no on second thought I don’t think I want to ask. Just forget about it.

    • @CA-or9ix
      @CA-or9ix Před 2 lety +3

      He doesn't even really have punchlines in a traditional sense. Every line is a punch line.

    • @vicariouswitness
      @vicariouswitness Před rokem

      Sitcom material for sure… maybe remake “Whos the Boss”

    • @maryadams4731
      @maryadams4731 Před 3 měsíci

      I think he IS a household name.

  • @Raine1105
    @Raine1105 Před rokem +53

    As a Italian this is pure gold! He is so on target. Just hysterical. Love him bc and he really is the best out there and funny as can be without no vulgarity! That’s real talent!!!

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 Před 5 měsíci

      no vulgarity? he JUST told a story of a guy having a tattoo of a snake that wraps "around his nut bag".

    • @j7220
      @j7220 Před 4 měsíci

      As a Welshman I agree

  • @heythere6983
    @heythere6983 Před 2 lety +15

    His delivery and tone of voice are hilarious

  • @carrie4558
    @carrie4558 Před 2 lety +152

    Just discovered this guy and he is fantastic. Makes me laugh so much. Tells it how it is. 👍

    • @bobojenkins2442
      @bobojenkins2442 Před 2 lety +3

      I ubered his mom, Rose, in La. She is so funny. Told her my daughter and I love her son and reicite all his material. She mailed us a signed cd. Great family!

    • @natural-born_pilot
      @natural-born_pilot Před 2 lety

      @@bobojenkins2442 yep datsa Italiano.

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 Před 2 lety +1

      Love him!

    • @alan30189
      @alan30189 Před 2 lety

      Me too, thanks to Bill O’Reilly’s channel, where he mentioned going to see Sebastian.

  • @lizzierose007
    @lizzierose007 Před 2 lety +19

    I sold stuff on craigslist. I made them meet me in front of the police station lol.

    • @dharmadharma3960
      @dharmadharma3960 Před 2 lety +1

      😆

    • @charlesbell5500
      @charlesbell5500 Před rokem

      Haha! You're just like, "if you're a Craigslist killer, you chose the wrong victim!" (in Sebastian's voice)

  • @addieadd
    @addieadd Před 2 lety +54

    thank God for sebastian! he’s kept me sane through covid/quarantine! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @thereisnopandemic
      @thereisnopandemic Před 2 lety

      Quarantine? You actually complied? I was out the whole time.

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 Před 2 lety

      He is truly entertaining!!!

    • @robertdering2608
      @robertdering2608 Před rokem

      Had Tickets for Christmas Show. Got canceled, new date was no good 😕. So, didn't get to see him. Bummer. Still wanna see him , Live.

  • @user-me5ge5cd2t
    @user-me5ge5cd2t Před 6 měsíci +4

    Thank you Sebastian I recently lost my son and you have reminded me laughter is the best medicine.Great Therapy!

  • @barb572000
    @barb572000 Před 4 měsíci +4

    SM is my favorite stand-up comedian....his monologues always ring true!!

  • @Bitcoin-Busa
    @Bitcoin-Busa Před 3 měsíci +2

    “The door bell” will ever remain a classic that took him to a whole new level of success.

  • @profitcs8506
    @profitcs8506 Před 2 lety +3

    "It's never done." 😆 🤣

  • @kitspics526
    @kitspics526 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Every now and then his eyes look sideways and he has a little smile on his face as if he knows it’s all a game …he’s really excellent

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet Před 2 lety +22

    Wow I thought I had seen all his comedy clips but came across this one & it's gotta be one of the FUNNIEST ones yet!!! I LOVE how he tells his Italian family stories!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maritzabermudez2375
    @maritzabermudez2375 Před rokem +3

    I just discovered him by chance a few months ago! Hope he makes it to Chicago. I’m an 80 yr old 1/2 Italian and just enjoy him soo much! He makes my boring days perfect!!

  • @misscriss80
    @misscriss80 Před 2 lety +58

    I'm literally crying, my husband and I love yard sailing and going to estate sales!🤣

    • @TheJudeJane
      @TheJudeJane Před 2 lety +3

      🚣🏼‍♀️”Yard sailing”? I think you meant ‘yard sales’ or possibly ‘yard selling’.😊

    • @natural-born_pilot
      @natural-born_pilot Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheJudeJane 🤣😆of the thousands who have read this you fell for it and took the bait 🤣😁haha oh that’s funny.

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 Před 2 lety +2

      His imitation of the strange people had me rolling!

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Před 2 lety +2

      @@TheJudeJane she meant “yard saling.” It’s not a word, but she tried to turn “sale” into a verb - and then spelled it wrong. Double fail. 😂

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 Před 2 lety

      He cracks me Up!

  • @mishonkid
    @mishonkid Před 2 lety +63

    I love him. Nobody has ever made me laugh so hard.

  • @keithmccaslyn2527
    @keithmccaslyn2527 Před 2 lety +32

    He killed it. He really won the audience over. I swear. Love the couch sawed in Half, yard sale bit. LMAO and the tatoo bit. so agreed and so can related. I came in this world au natural & uncut and Im going outta here thee same way. Rock n' Roll Sebastian!!

  • @jlagu
    @jlagu Před 3 lety +28

    Just 4 years left to complete the cobra tattoo

  • @Ms._Purple_Apple
    @Ms._Purple_Apple Před 2 lety +4

    Can we use your bathroom LOL 😂🤣

  • @Gensosan
    @Gensosan Před 2 lety +2

    2:28 exactly me!

  • @christopherarcuri1619
    @christopherarcuri1619 Před 3 lety +22

    This clip is gold ! His delivery and mannerisms in this one we're on point !!

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet Před 2 lety +11

    Everything he talks about is so TRUE!!! Says what we all think!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justrelax3743
    @justrelax3743 Před 2 lety +15

    "I don't put bumper stickers on Ferrari's..." totally Sebastian.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Před 2 lety +3

      No apostrophe needed. The plural is just “Ferraris.”

  • @DanetteSWhite
    @DanetteSWhite Před 3 měsíci +1

    I listen to him over and over again. ❤

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants13 Před rokem +5

    I really need to meet Sebastian's dad. He sounds awesome.

  • @jobecker4381
    @jobecker4381 Před 3 lety +19

    I feel this A LOT...there was a girl in Chicago who answered a free baby clothes ad in a Facebook group & the seller abducted her, stole her unborn baby & killed her. Don’t go alone to craigslist meetups & don’t meet at your or their house!!!!

    • @madhouse2303
      @madhouse2303 Před 2 lety +3

      That was a very messed up situation on what started with something innocent

    • @natural-born_pilot
      @natural-born_pilot Před 2 lety +1

      Yes especially in Chicago go armed with back up or stay home, of course that’s true where ever you go in Chitown. One of the reasons I no longer live there.

    • @leonel1717
      @leonel1717 Před 2 lety +1

      How do you steal an unborn baby? He cut it out?

    • @60sbaby456
      @60sbaby456 Před 7 měsíci

      @@leonel1717yes it was an awful murder terrible 😢

  • @some1funny28
    @some1funny28 Před 2 lety +6

    He's starting a tour, my area 12/26 wish I could go! He is so funny and enjoyable! Luv him! 🤣

  • @staceym9163
    @staceym9163 Před 2 lety +5

    "I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @WilliamBTCWallace
    @WilliamBTCWallace Před rokem +2

    The tattoo bit is GOLD. 😂😂😂

  • @Eric.V.
    @Eric.V. Před 7 měsíci +3

    This dude is the funniest person he knows.

  • @donkeydan5996
    @donkeydan5996 Před 2 lety +3

    Omg that tattoo bit is too funny 😂😂

  • @Maria_Espino
    @Maria_Espino Před rokem +2

    MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE COMIC EVER!

  • @nota7660
    @nota7660 Před 2 lety +4

    Love the garage sell story and about putting things not sold in the trash and cutting them up and the teddy bear lmao

  • @kriminalxrr
    @kriminalxrr Před rokem +2

    😂🤣🤣🤣 omg tears literally came out watching this. Lmfao " the rattle is gonna tickle my nipple" 😂🤣🤣

  • @Davett53
    @Davett53 Před 2 lety +6

    That yard sale stuff,....my mother was the same way,....she'd cut up the stuff we didn't sell, and throw it out, piece by piece over several weeks. We had this fairly nice upholstered chair, that didn't sell. My mom made me cut it into pieces,....and it took weeks for me to put each piece out into the trash. 3 weeks just to get rid of the cushions,.....then another 3 weeks to get rid of the large pieces, that I cut apart. It was like I was getting rid of dead body, to hide the evidence.

    • @natural-born_pilot
      @natural-born_pilot Před 2 lety +1

      So what part of Italy is your mom from? Excellent job by the way lol.

    • @Davett53
      @Davett53 Před 2 lety

      @@natural-born_pilot Me, personally? or the comedian? We're not Italian,.....we were Jewish. My mom made me cut apart this small, nice, upholstered, love seat. It had a velvet covering. It didn't sell in our yard sale,....so my mom made me cut it apart, so we could throw it away over several weeks. I had to use power tools to do it. I used an electric saber-saw & a portable electric circular saw. Then each piece went into separate, opaque, black plastic trash bags. I recall my mom worried if we just threw the sections away, more in-tact,......the trash men would save the sections, and re-assemble them. (That is some kind of mental illness,...if you ask me) mom wasn't senile,...either. She was still vibrant and not that old,...maybe she was in her late 60s. At one point, before I did her biding,......a buddy of mine located a dump site,....near the trash trucks garage, where people could drop off bulk items. My mother made me swear,...I wouldn't take it there. I guess she was just a little crazy.

  • @lauramalek3128
    @lauramalek3128 Před 2 lety +5

    Couple of older lines, but still....LOVE the Sebastian!

  • @cmtippens9209
    @cmtippens9209 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm in my 60s. Had my ink (just the one) for close to two decades. My "bumper sticker" 🎭 is probably the only thing holding this "Model T" together. 🤣

  • @ginagoulart5968
    @ginagoulart5968 Před 2 lety +24

    The best story teller. EVER!! 😂😁

  • @elfari100
    @elfari100 Před 2 lety +15

    Thanks for the tatoo bit😂I couldn't agree more!

  • @rejmasi5665
    @rejmasi5665 Před 2 lety +2

    "The tail is gonna wrap around my nut-bag.... don't laugh, it's for my father!" Omg.

  • @randywebb7052
    @randywebb7052 Před 2 lety +2

    "the tail is gonna wrap around my nutbag" 😂😂

  • @micheleterner0708
    @micheleterner0708 Před rokem +2

    Thank you for the laughs Sebastien. You are fabulous

  • @nitro_001newman2
    @nitro_001newman2 Před 2 lety +6

    “Pop the eyeballs out of this teddy bear, and then decapitate the head.” 😂

  • @joycemunday1889
    @joycemunday1889 Před 2 lety +5

    OMG I love Sebastian's humor. He lays everything out just how we see it. Time to visit the Kimmel show everyone has missed you! Love love love you and your beautiful family!

  • @christinaalexander1111
    @christinaalexander1111 Před 2 lety +2

    Come get our garbage 😂SMH..saw the couch in half !!!..cracks me up

  • @innertubez
    @innertubez Před 2 lety +4

    "decapitate the head"
    "I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris"

  • @IamPali2024
    @IamPali2024 Před 2 lety +2

    The geek in me says ha, even flash is dead 😂😂😂

  • @eddominates
    @eddominates Před 3 lety +64

    Sometimes I think the only reason I find him funny is because I'm italian and I know it's all true

    • @LycanLink
      @LycanLink Před 3 lety +8

      Sometimes, I think the only reason I find him funny is because he says things I find humorous, and he does so in an amusing way.

    • @TheGhazali93
      @TheGhazali93 Před 2 lety

      @@LycanLink big if true

    • @johnconway9882
      @johnconway9882 Před 2 lety +2

      What part of Italy did you grow up in?

    • @tonyajordan2702
      @tonyajordan2702 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol. I'm laughing my ass off at your name. Awesome

    • @eddominates
      @eddominates Před 2 lety

      @@tonyajordan2702 lol ty

  • @MaineOffGrid.
    @MaineOffGrid. Před rokem +3

    He would have been perfect on the Sopranos.

  • @bobpaff4187
    @bobpaff4187 Před rokem +1

    Love this guy

  • @MadameMrsNancy
    @MadameMrsNancy Před 2 lety +7

    Love it! No bumper stickers on Ferraris. That’s how I feel..

  • @klayAZklay12
    @klayAZklay12 Před 7 měsíci +1

    That's classic line: I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris😂

  • @nicolevahai5982
    @nicolevahai5982 Před 26 dny +2

    Your description of the tatoo is so funny - I used to have an elonkrste plan that was a peirckng from my ear to my nipple to my belly button and to have a dish hook with a jewelry in the mouth of the carp that would have a chain that also followed from my nose to my ear to my hook…and then their was going to koi that swam around my torso with tinker and toner fiagtill it reach my toes.

  • @brandonschatz2504
    @brandonschatz2504 Před měsícem +3

    I don’t put bumper stickers on Ferrari’s he says 😂 my body is a Lamborghini 🎉😂

  • @annporter7359
    @annporter7359 Před rokem +2

    I’m Italian and have trust issues 💪🙏😂love this guy. Totally relate

  • @jweskerstan3000
    @jweskerstan3000 Před 2 lety +3

    His cadence is impeccable

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 Před 2 lety +67

    I love that he's so popular with his common sense wisdom - because a lot of those people in the audience are probably tattoo freaks. If so, it's good that they can laugh at themselves, though. :)

    • @allstarmark12345
      @allstarmark12345 Před 2 lety +1

      Tattoo freaks hahaha! That’s why I want to move to China. Sick of that trend over here

    • @natural-born_pilot
      @natural-born_pilot Před 2 lety +2

      @@allstarmark12345 don’t forget your chop sticks.

  • @johnlevalley521
    @johnlevalley521 Před 2 lety +6

    Social commentary that is desperately needed in these troubled times.

  • @Jamykat
    @Jamykat Před rokem +1

    The teddy bear! 🤣🤣

  • @QAsession
    @QAsession Před 2 lety +1

    Sebastian, why dont you get a tattoo? "I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LeeLoo_22
    @LeeLoo_22 Před 2 lety

    I love this guy. And yes like sm1 said, finally we get to see new clips.

  • @SpazTheGamer
    @SpazTheGamer Před 2 lety +4

    got to love a Cobra with a rattle LMFAO

  • @AfterPartiFilms
    @AfterPartiFilms Před 4 měsíci +3

    1 more year until the sleeve is finished

  • @darlymh
    @darlymh Před rokem +2

    "Watch this dysfunction happen all over your property!" 😝😝😝

  • @louisedevlin4139
    @louisedevlin4139 Před rokem +1

    Love you man love to see you act

  • @ecrusch
    @ecrusch Před 2 lety +13

    Greatest comedian alive.

  • @wendyyoung9842
    @wendyyoung9842 Před 2 lety

    Italians! Expression!!! I love this character has classy act. The whole shows 👍 all 9f them the time greatnesses I love.

  • @natev1956
    @natev1956 Před 2 lety +3

    I love this bit! 😂

  • @AD-eg9cw
    @AD-eg9cw Před 3 lety +16

    I have 2 little tattoos, they're both the handwriting of my sister who passed away. It looks like she wrote on me, so it makes me feel closer to her.

    • @cyclonus01
      @cyclonus01 Před 2 lety +3

      Nobody cares

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cyclonus01 ah perfect, my name is Nobody

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, my sister has a tattoo of our Nan’s signature. My dad has a tattoo of a bat with my name on it and another tattoo of his other kids.

    • @natural-born_pilot
      @natural-born_pilot Před 2 lety

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 oh yeah I got a friend who has a friend that has all those tats plus the signature tats of all the kids in his school plus the teachers, their kids and there pet’s names from grades K thru 8. The tats run up and down his body on all sides and some you can’t see that are on his head covered by his hair.

    • @charlesblasini2134
      @charlesblasini2134 Před 2 lety +1

      What? Did you forget she died?

  • @josiecameron3395
    @josiecameron3395 Před rokem +2

    Too good!

  • @Ophelia_Pain
    @Ophelia_Pain Před 3 lety +29

    This is true. Growing up in Chicago my Italian friends are the same way. Hahaha!!! But thank God they had a Norwegian girl by their side.

    • @Rob-ml3vl
      @Rob-ml3vl Před 2 lety +7

      I don’t get it. Something wrong with Italian guys being with Italian girls?

    • @natural-born_pilot
      @natural-born_pilot Před 2 lety

      @@Rob-ml3vl she’s just trying to inflate herself in attempts to compete with the Italian female. What she really wants to say is she’s just dam glad she hooked up with an Italian dude and also for the bonus, one from Chitown. A lucky Nor’s gal for sure.

  • @1ButtonDash
    @1ButtonDash Před 3 lety +16

    real talk thou... that tattoo he described sounds kinda dope

  • @marybethremai1059
    @marybethremai1059 Před 9 měsíci

    Sebastian, you are one of a kind.

  • @cslew871
    @cslew871 Před 2 lety

    Saw him in Dallas not long ago. Was a great show super funny guy!

  • @joseapsantos3633
    @joseapsantos3633 Před 3 lety +9

    Boa noite, esse cara é bom demais na diversão. Adorei o vídeo.

  • @Twinklestar932
    @Twinklestar932 Před 2 lety +1

    Love him

  • @EllenRogers52
    @EllenRogers52 Před 2 lety +4

    Lol🤣🤣🤣I loves this guy 🥰🙌❣️

  • @shaunharris7299
    @shaunharris7299 Před rokem +1

    OLD SCHOOL COMEDY 👍🏼

  • @supernovaallisondunlap4558

    He kills me 🤣

  • @godsimon
    @godsimon Před 3 lety +5

    Not laughing at the start but laughing so hard at the end. Nice one crazy joe

  • @tracierussell7434
    @tracierussell7434 Před rokem

    So good!

  • @yessikaramirez6066
    @yessikaramirez6066 Před rokem

    He’s so on point! 😂😂

  • @bnpzarie9511
    @bnpzarie9511 Před rokem

    2:59 "Decapitate the head!"
    "Should I also decapitate the tail?"

  • @anish3183
    @anish3183 Před 3 lety +11

    Maniscalo's just a great comedian man.

  • @katarnold203
    @katarnold203 Před rokem

    I love this guy!

  • @benwood7174
    @benwood7174 Před 2 lety +5

    Finally, a sketch I've seen b4 but he has a new sweater

  • @rextotten
    @rextotten Před 2 lety

    Legend.

  • @andreyvtr.2162
    @andreyvtr.2162 Před 2 lety +1

    Great sweater lol. Need one like that

  • @Knowitallgirl
    @Knowitallgirl Před rokem

    Loved it